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I hope everyone has been having a wonderful Last Wish release day 🥰
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Remus: Wanna fuck?
Janus: You could be a bit more magical in how you've asked that. Would you like to try again?
Remus: ...Alakazam, let me slam?
Janus: Oh, of COURSE!
Remus: Really?!
Janus: No.
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Galbatorix: You, you can't lie in the ancient language, where is Eragon?
Murtagh: Well, ah, I don't know where he's not.
Galbatorix: You don't know where Eragon is?
Murtagh: on the contrary!
Galbatorix: So you do know where he is??
Murtagh: I'm possibly more or less not rejecting the idea that I undeniably do or do not know where he shan't probably be.
Murtagh: If that indeed wasn't where he isn't.
Galbatorix: *sigh*
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Suasage: What about my rights? You’re supposed to say, 'You have the right to remain silent.' Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
Jimmy: Sausage, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
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Silco: On this mission, some of you may die.
Silco: But that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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Random Customer, spotting Scraptrap: What is that thing?! It’s hideous!
Scraptrap: That’s not very nice. It’s just Michael.
Michael:
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Gabrielle: What about my rights? You’re supposed to say, 'You have the right to remain silent.' Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
Ares: Gabrielle, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
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Argyle, seeing Hopper's cabin for the first time: Whoa, look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?
Eleven: 'That' would be my home.
Argyle: Oh... and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget! I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.
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Scout: What about my Miranda rights?! You’re supposed to say that I have the right to remain silent. NO ONE SAID I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!
Spy: Scout! You do have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
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Spider: Oh, no. This is all my fault. I'm so sorry!
Lyle: Why? What's wrong?
Spider: Colonel's hurt.
Lyle: Colonel's hurt! Colonels's hurt?! Oh, no, Colonel's gonna die!
Quaritch: Lyle, I'm okay.
Lyle: You can't do this to me, Colonel. I'm too young for you to die! Keep your legs elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anyone know the Heimlich?!
Spider: Lyle! Clam down! If you want to help the Colonel, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns.
Lyle: Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die Colonel. And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!
Quaritch and Spider: Lyle!
Lyle: Oh yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns...
Quaritch: What are the flowers for?
Spider: For getting rid of Lyle.
Quaritch: Ah...
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Ironwood: On this mission, some of you may die.
Ironwood: But that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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#listen for my people who haven’t seen this movie#there’s one song on here#my god it’s 🤩#puss in boots the last wish#puss in boots movie#puss in boots shrek#puss in boots#shrek#shrekcore#shrek franchise#shrek is everything#source: shrek#shrek is love#shrek is life#shrek is god
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Ted is running towards the chapel to stop Andromeda and Rabastan's wedding
The twins, stopping him mid run: Hold up! You got to wait for the line!
Ted: What are you talking about?
Fabian: The line, the line you gotta wait for. The priest is gonna say "Speak now or forever hold your piece", and you rush in and say "I object!"
Ted: I don't have time for all that!
Gideon: Look! You love this woman, don't you?
Ted: Yes.
Fabian: Do you wanna hold her?
Ted: Yes!
Gideon: Please her?
Ted: YES!
Fabian: Then you gotta, gotta try a little TENDERNESS!
Gideon: Chicks love that romantic crap!
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Monokuma: Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
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Ruby: But pookie, you promised you wouldn't hurt them.
Weiss: Not here kitten whiskers, mommy will discuss it later.
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*Bellatrix and Lucius getting arrested*
Bellatrix: What about my rights? You’re supposed to say, 'You have the right to remain silent.' Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
Lucius: Bellatrix, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity
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