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kirajia · 5 months
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Cheering Time
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nadohunter · 1 month
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Uh.... Maybe it was a Freudian slip... (Based on that moment from the last episode of Hazbin Hotel bc I had to...)
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zakuramochi · 1 month
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doodle for cat day! ft. the stray (cat) trio
hahaha get it
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seveila · 3 months
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I found this interaction and it reminded me of Alfred so cue me at 5am making a poorly made edit of it.
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hetalia-club · 4 months
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I said before that America is like a looney tunes character but I also believe Russia operates in the same way. That their strength is just so next level that it's cartoonish, they can't kill each other so they just violently maim each other in the most elaborate ways.
To me I can't picture cold war fights between the two of them any other way. Picture these for me...
1.Russia waiting around the corner with a big mallet ready to knock an unsuspecting America unconscious as he chases after him.
2. America putting a sign on a building that says 'free vodka inside'. To which Russia zooms in quickly but when he does the sign falls away to read 'radiation factory do not enter!'
3. America and Russia getting into a fight and it's just one of those big dust clouds with stars and wacky sound effects coming out.
4. Them arguing and doing the back and forth where America says "Capitalism is better!" and Russia says "Communism is better!" Until America says "Communism! is better" and then Russia replies with "No Capitalism is better! and if I'm ever not a Capitalist let me be struck dead!" And then he's struck by lightning.
5. Russia sending America a plane ticket in the mail that says "Ticket to Capitalist beach paradise. + All you can eat disgusting delicious American foods" America quickly packs a bag and gets changed into sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt and hops onto a plane but it just goes to Siberia where America quickly jumps out and says something like "relaxation here I am!" he feels a tap on his shoulder and it's a polar bear and he just gets mauled.
6. Them playing hot potato with active dynamite. America getting Russia to keep it by saying something like "No no comrade! It's a gift! I bought it for you." And Russia's like "Awe thanks! why is it ticking?" And America's like "Gee I don't know pal, gotta run!" and zooms away right before it explodes leaving a very annoyed looking Russia covered in soot with his hair blown back.
7. Russia shoving America into a freezer and setting it to "artic" and ripping of the handle. America falls out a few hours later as a giant ice cube.
8. Russia punching America in the back of the head at a meeting and America turns around all surprised and Russia says "Gee pal I'm real sorry, shouldn't have hit you when your back was turned that was un- sportsman like of me." And stands America up dusting him off. America is like. "No worries buddy you only did this." And punches him in the face. Then he goes "Now if you would have done this..." And punches him in the gut. "Or this" And upper cuts him. "We would have had a serious issue...and I would of had to do something like this..." And America takes out a big mallet and hits Russia with it sending him through the celling. When Russia comes down he's like "Gee I'm sure glad I didn't do that then!"
So like major cartoonish and crazy things happen around them and at their will but everyone else is just normal. Only Russia and America can break the laws of physics for their bit.
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gohe1090 · 4 months
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Noticed 😲!
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ivansocute · 13 days
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AmeCan doodles. They are just like childhood lovers
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sadartistuwu · 11 months
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Adorable boys for @couldbebetterbut-no
(∩´∀`∩)*゜
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panda-panoptic · 5 months
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Reworking Alfred’s entire character
I’m obsessed with this stupid son of a bitch, let’s get into it
I think too many people make him too uwu nice and forgiving as if most Americans don’t hold life long grudges over a ball game. Or that we can’t be serious at the drop of a hat when it comes down to it. Like when we say fuck around and find out we mean it, which apparently that’s a very American thing. Yes the dumb bitch stereotype is real, but there’s such a “you’re joking right?” attitude among people when it comes to certain things that I think he could go from playful to serious in a second, to the point where it might trip some people up. Especially when it comes to moral issues.
Also I hate that him being super obsessed with his image and how he’s seen by others is interpreted as sad uwu emo boy instead of clean girl maniac Patrick Bateman type of egotistical freak.
He should also be more apathetic and serious about work instead of “omg let’s build a ladder to the moon!” You have not set foot in this capitalistic hellscape if you think that’s an accurate way to characterize him lmao.
On top of that, he’s a fake ass bitch and that should be expanded on. Like he is definitely the type of person that has a million different ways of presenting himself and his personality to the point where he’s not sure who he really is.
He should be a lot more ego driven too. Like “how is this going to reflect on ME” not “I’m doing this ONLY out of the goodness of my big heart uwu”. Not that he can’t or doesn’t care, but if it reflects well on him then he’s more likely to choose that option.
Anyway, this is just some of my thoughts, im sure I’ll add more in the future
(If you characterize him differently that’s fine this is just me rambling and being obsessed)
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myrddin-wylt · 1 year
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yeah more because why not
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maplebdraws · 9 months
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A pizza slut a pizaa slut, Kentucky fried chicken in a pizza slut
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cryptophasia-nabros · 2 months
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*found on Pinterest. If anyone knows source, let me know and I'll link it.
I wish there was more FAC family!
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modernday-jay · 2 months
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another version of me, i was in it
i wave goodbye to the end of beginning
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hcaivoices · 2 months
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OK. HEAR ME OUT.
America singing I’m just Ken by Ryan Gosling.
Pulled from the discord, did this one a few months ago.
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lilac-amethyst-skies · 8 months
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Being in a relationship with America would include...
Playing Just Dance (amongst many other video games!)
Watching horror movies
You comforting Alfred after said horror movies…
Cuddling with warm blankets wrapped around the two of you
You trying on his glasses,
Him attempting to not die of pure adoration when you do
Him cracking jokes
Huge laughing fits
You being introduced to Tony and their crazy antics
You becoming close friends with his brother Matthew.
Alfred totally not ‘reading the room’ and you having to steer him on track before everything goes to chaos
Late night fast food runs
And late night conversations where you find out that Alfred is actually a really good listener
Those movie marathons with blankets, pillow forts and way too much food
You gently removing his glasses after he’s fallen asleep
Alfred sleep-talking and you having fun little conversations that he surely won’t be able to recall in the morning
Him taking you sight-seeing around the places he loves the most
Alfred picking you up out of nowhere and spinning you around
You wearing his sweatshirts
Alfred pulling you so, so close after a long day of meetings
Him being so thankful that he can finally just be himself without having to worry
Alfred pulling you into his lap
Passionate eye contact during sex
Alfred making you feel like the most important person in the world
Him falling more and more in love with you every single day
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hetalia-club · 4 months
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This is my favorite tweet of all time btw I show it to everyone. Link to OG tweet
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