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juanabaloo · 11 months
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LGBTQ BTVS t-shirt ideas:
Spike: Guess I don't have to worry about that, cuz Angel and me have never been intimate. Except that one...
(part 3 / ? for Pride Month)
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dudesrysly · 1 month
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Hen: so, how was the honeymoon?
Eddie: Buck got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Eddie: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".
Eddie: I love him.
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hisbucky · 2 months
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Eddie: Your son is out of control. Buck: M-my son? I can barely stop getting flustered when you call Chris 'our' son, why are you calling him just mine all of a sudden?! Eddie: Because he's dating five different girls and you need to talk him out of it. Now. Buck, blinking rapidly: ...Yeah, alright. I can see how that is my problem. Five though? Eddie: It better not be six.
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murasaki-cha · 4 months
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My little sister, constantly while watching pjo (especially episode 6): Who's the lightning thief? Is it really Clarisse? Who is it??
Me, veteran pjo fan, wanting her to get the true pjo experience (heartbreaking betrayal):
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emolionsrawr · 17 days
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bobby: do you know why i called you in here?
buck, visibly sweating: n-no
bobby: you didn't fill out the relationship form properly
buck: *sighs in relief* oh thank god i thought you was going to yell at me about the ambulance
bobby: no of- wait what happened to the ambulance?!
buck: uhhhhhhh *runs out the room*
bobby: buck?! BUCK GET BACK HERE WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THE AMBULANCE?!
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watchyourbuck · 5 months
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Eddie: alright I’m prepped and ready
Buck: damn baby, are you? ;)
Eddie: *through the radio* PULL ME UP BUCKLEY IM ON A DITCH
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Raph, to Mona Lisa: There’s so much for you here on Earth! Like fighting, pizza and Spaceheroes!
Leo, who over heard: Oh I’m sorry? Spaceheroes? You mean MY favorite TV show Spaceheroes? We like Spaceheroes now??!
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jazzy-a · 1 year
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One of the crows talking about someone who hurt them
Kaz, casually: And where did you say they lived?
Crows: Kaz, no. They are already dead, gone, buried.
Kaz: Mm-hm. Okay, sure. Fine.
Kaz:...
Kaz: ...What plot number?
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lilisouless · 1 year
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Zoya: Why are you watching Nina´s friends? Did Brekker stole something again
Tamar: No, is just that we were having an argument , we know that they are three couples
Tolya: But we never know who is dating who
Zoya: How could you not know?
Tamar: Just watch them!
Jesper: i have a zit on my back i can't reach , can someone pop it out for me?
Nina: Right on! , it better be a big one
Inej: you can't be mad at me forever
Matthias: If i am not enought for you, you should just say it instead of double timing,i thought we got something special
Inej: You were too sick for the gym and she was avaliable. I never said we were exclusive partners
Matthias: Is she prettier than me? Was she better?
Wylan: Is it so hard to bend and pick up the clothing? i am not even asking you to do your laundry, just not leaving your socks spreading all over my floor
Kaz: Nobody is asking you to pick it up
Wylan: See? you don't get the point, you are an unconsiderate slob...
Tolya: This happens everytime, when we are sure which ones are the couples they pull that
Inej: "stands up"
Jesper: Where are you going?!
Inej: Just the bathroom
Jesper: oh, come back soon, i am missing you already baby
Wylan picking up a yellow flower: you take it, it matches your hair
Matthias: Thanks, speaking of which , did you like the bouquet i sent you? your mom said you needed blue ones
Kaz: Nina, my love, go and get me a coffee
Nina: What if i poison you and dance on your grave?
Kaz: As long as the poison is on my coffee , i won't have a problem
Tamar: they are crazy!
Kuwei passing by: oh yeah, if it helps; i kissed three of them
Tolya: No! it doesn't help at all!
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no-name-blu · 21 days
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You most likely Answered this already but does Wally ever have a Love interest? Or is it just Y/N.. or just No love interest
I have something to tell you guys
Colorful Death AU belongs to @lem0nraat
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ALSO IMPORTANT TO SAY, this is a poly, Eddie is alright with Frank and Gameshow Wally being together
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SLOPPY PUPPET KISSING
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 7 months
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Neil loves receiving forehead kisses but he loves kissing Andrew’s hair and temple.
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juanabaloo · 11 months
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LGBTQ BTVS t-shirt ideas:
And I think I'm kinda gay. - Willow (twice)
(part 8 / ? for Pride Month) (insp)
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dudesrysly · 1 month
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Buck: hey do you know where the matterdaddy is?
Eddie: …what?
Buck: the matterdaddy.
Eddie: what’s the matterdaddy?!?!
Buck: I don’t know baby, you tell me.
*running away while laughing hysterically*
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hisbucky · 9 months
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Hen: If Buck gets a boyfriend, what would you do? Eddie: If Buck gets a boyfriend, that'll be me. Hen: But what if you're not his boyfriend? Eddie: If it's not me, then it ain't anybody. Eddie, with a shovel: I will make sure of that.
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emolionsrawr · 15 days
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buck: hey babe can you unsleep me at five? i don't wanna nap that long
tommy: yeah sure eva- wait what did you say?
buck: unsleep me at five?
tommy: do you mean wake me up?
buck: YES THANK YOU I FORGOT THE WORD!
tommy: never change you funky lil weirdo
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watchyourbuck · 7 months
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*Buck and Chimney playing around* Chimney: oh, you suck, Buck! Eddie *smirking*: yeahhh he does ;) Buck: Bobby: Chimney: Eddie: what Eddie: he does! Eddie: ... very well too Buck: EDDIE STOP
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