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pandagirl45 · 5 months

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Steve: you... had a boyfriend?

Clint: yeah, what of it?

Steve: clint... is that why you well... react strongly to hunters?

Clint:...so?

Steve: want to hear the time bucky tried to flirt with Tony?

Clint never, honestly, he never cared about how people viewed him. Who viewed him and why they viewed him. He was happy with himself, for... the most part. He had an amazing best friends, great friends. A home he can all his own. A kick ass dog and a young apprentice who is all bark and all bite. A family.

He had it all, he got a second chance... or... er, a third.

The second one... was with him. Him who set clint entire body on fire. Him who whispered appraising words. Him who gave him pointers, challenges and goals to reach. Him who called him, 'Baby Bird', 'little birdie', 'My Shinned', 'Pretty Little Thing'. Those soft affectionate nicknames. Nicknames that made his knees weak, cheeks flaring red. That man had him... messed up. So stuck on him, for him.

Natasha worried, even as clint spoke about the small things, which thinking back on it, is a giant fucking red flag.

#clint barton #nonbinary #nonbinary!clint barton #it popped into my head #headcanon #thinking about clint #clint dating life was tumultuous

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aurumacadicus · 1 month

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Oh oh oh!!! 37 or 73. Dealer’s choice.

Thanks!

I decided to be nice and went with 73 <3

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"I am getting real tired of meeting you here," Tony said, and he looked just as long-suffering as he sounded when Steve looked up at him through the bars of his cell. "I'm also getting real tired of everyone but you calling me for help."

Steve opened his mouth, but he wasn't entirely certain what to say. He's called Tony for help the first time he'd gotten arrested, but Tony had looked so bewildered and... sort of offended when he'd arrived? Steve had decided he'd stop calling Tony and just call on his less judgemental teammates (Bruce was a no-go after the second time) to come bail him out. He had no idea why they, in turn, had called Tony up to take on his bail. He always offered to pay them back, and he always showed up for court.

Come to think of it, the judge was starting to look at him a lot like Tony was, Steve mused, rubbing his hand over his mouth to hide an amused smile.

"You know," Tony continued when Steve said nothing, and the smile dropped from his face when he realized he'd actually been waiting for a response. "I understand you're trying to... figure yourself out, or whatever Natasha said. I just wish--"

"I am not trying to figure myself out. I am punching neo-nazis," Steve corrected firmly. "I do not enjoy punching neo-nazis. In fact, I very much dislike the fact that there are neo-nazis to punch."

Tony pursed his lips, obviously unimpressed. "The pictures the Daily Bugle post show you looking quite happy to punch them. It looks a little unhinged actually and I am officially asking you to fucking cut it out for a month. I have a fundraiser for the Maria Stark Foundation and I don't want to spend the entire thing fielding questions about your disdain for the law."

"I've never been convicted of a crime," Steve began, drawing himself up in offense.

"You're Captain America. Who wants to convict Captain America of a crime when you punch a neo-nazi?" Tony retorted, crossing his arms over his chest. "Stop punching people. Find a different hobby. I hear bird watching and crossword puzzles are popular with your age group."

"I'm telling Natasha you think her crossword puzzles make her old," Steve tried again.

"Her gardening hobby makes her old too. Make sure you tell her I said that," Tony retorted, then stepped closer, pointing at him through the bars. "I'm telling you one last time before I put my foot up your ass, Steve. Do things that make you happy--within the confines of the legal system."

It took everything in him not to immediately answer 'no.' He thought Tony might actually break through the bars and murder him. "Okay."

Tony blinked at him, apparently having expected more argument. Steve normally would have given him one, but Tony had proved very protective over his mother's foundation and all the events it held. Steve didn't feel inclined to push his luck. Especially since he was inside the cell and Tony was not, and Tony could leave him here.

"...Okay," Tony finally agreed. He narrowed his eyes skeptically. Steve tried to look as innocent as possible and was rewarded with a sour, "Don't do that."

"Fine," Steve said, contrite expression dropping. "Can we leave?"

Tony continued to stare at him, considering. Finally, though, he huffed, rolling his eyes. "Fine. I sent your court date to Natasha since you broke your phone on someone's face. Please stop doing illegal shit until after the gala."

Steve sighed. "Fine. Can I take you out to coffee? That's not illegal anymore apparently."

Tony whipped around to stare at him again, aghast. Finally, he managed to bark a confused, "HUH?"

"You told me to find my happiness within legal confines," Steve reasoned. "Homosexuality was legalized in New York in the eighties. I looked it up."

Tony stared at him a little longer, then let out a reedy, overwhelmed laugh. "What are you talking about?!"

"Let's discuss it over coffee," Steve tried again, and then, "Or dinner? Whichever you prefer."

"Shut the fuck up," Tony laughed, rolling his eyes, and finally turned to leave. "I'll go tell the officer to let you out."

Steve watched him go, stunned. Then he crossed his arms over his chest with a huff. This was why he preferred punching neo-nazis. They, at least, knew what his intentions were. He could probably give Tony a 'will you go out with me? yes or yes' note and he'd just laugh and say he forgot to add 'no.'

#aurumacadicus answers #anon #1-161 stony ficlet challenge #stony #anyway steve decides to take a break from punching nazis to harass tony into dating him and tony is BEWILDERED but sort of into it?#he doesn't know what to do about this and natasha and clint think it's funny so they don't help

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traumatizedbymay2016 · 1 month

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Tony Stark: Hey Director, did you get my report on the Tesseract?

Nick Fury: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.

Tony: Good. Thanks, dad.

Tony: ...

Tony: Why is everyone staring at me?

Natasha Romanov: You just called Director Fury dad. You said, "Thanks, dad."

Tony: What? No I didn't, I say, "Thanks, man."

Fury: Do you see me as a father figure, Stark?

Tony: No, if anything I see you as a "bother" figure 'cause you're always bothering me.

Thor: Hey, show your father some respect.

Tony: I didn't call him dad!

Fury: No, no no no, Anthony. I take it as a compliment.

Steve Rogers: It's not a big deal. I called Peggy "mom" once, and she was my fiancée.

Tony: Guys, jump on that! Cap has psycho-sexual issues.

Clint Barton: Old news. But you calling Fury "daddy"---

Tony: Hey, "daddy" is not on the table here.

Justin Hammer (currently under arrest): But you did call him "dad", dude.

Tony: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Hammer: Alright, alright, I was lying about bankrolling Whiplash. But the dad thing, that happened.

Tony: Aha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.

Fury: I believe you ---

Tony: Thank you.

Fury: --- son.

Tony: ...

Fury: Do you want to talk about it later, over a... game of catch?

Tony: I'd like that.

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gayspacedrawings · 1 year

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After mission pocket bag spaghetti

#clint barton #Hawkeye #hes having a moment #thinking about his next meal #probably some cake and ice cream #i saw the pic and oh yes this is def. clint #my art #ant draws

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dear-ao3 · 10 months

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I assume you like to read fanfiction

see. i do. but only sometimes. when the vibes are correct. which is approximately every 3 months for a 6 month period. but when the vibes hit i want One Very Specific Genre (angst with hurt/comfort) and the problem is that all the fics in the fandom i most like i have already read. ive read the good ones, ive read the bad ones, ive read the weird ones. (this is what happens when there's only 300 fics in your fandom)

so i do this absolutely unhinged thing. where i pick a fandom at random that i know like only the most basic things about (like the characters names or the most popular ship) and i read through the whole tag. yes. the whole tag. for fun. having no idea what any of it means. its fun and it keeps you on your toes. i also now know weird fandom specific knowledge for a wide variety of fandoms that i have no interest in being in.

#not a tag #from saph #assume things about saph #i think this makes me evil #kind of villain core of me #one time i got REALLY bored and read THE ENTIRE clint x bucky tag AND THEN the entire steve x bucky tag #it took me a good 8 months #sometimes i still think about them

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worstloki · 21 days

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Avengers genderbend where every member backstory or appearance is SO DRASTICALLY different due to the gender switch. except Loki who is exactly the same

#think about it #Natasha's Red Room training would've probably put her in a program closer to the winter soldier one right #Thor doesn't get with the masc cultural standard of Asgard anymore he's some hyperfeminine girlypop who wants to also slay enemies despite #steve rogers wouldn't have been expected to go to war at all but let's suppose he fought to get there and was serum selected for her heart #her stage performances would have been different for sure so the eventual combat outfit would have been different. for sure #Tony Stark being a smart woman in STEM would've had to face more pressure to prove her place in the field #probably makes her actually arrogant but more aware of the impact her work has. probably outspoken about sexist double standards #probably would come off as less reckless for decisions after creating the armour though #bet the tech bros hate her even tho she leads the field #probably seen as more of the leader of the avengers even tho normally cap is seen more that way #clint barton idk #outfit change #everyone with drastically different designs and Loki there like ‘hi’

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not-the-blue · 1 year

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world's greatest archer

#my art #clint barton #hawkeye #marvel #i missed drawing him!! he's my little guy #uh so i wanted to make a whole post about this but i guess i'll just ramble in the tags #my new year's resolution in 2022 was to draw every day #i think all in all i missed about a week's worth of days #which i knew was gonna happen and was ready to forgive myself for #when i met david aja at thought bubble i told him he's the reason i'm studying art now but that's only partly true #if there wasn't a whole fan community around his work i don't think i would've been this motivated to be better #i've said it before and i'll say it again. each and every one of you is an inspiration #idk what i want to say here #god i miss being a part of an honest to god fan community. like talking to people on tumblr and shit #could that be another 2023 resolution? talk to people on tumblr? be cringe?#anyway. i'm still planning on getting better at art so watch out for that #in the meantime here's a clint

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theunsleepinghimbo · 28 days

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no one tells you this but you don't forget the first time you hear it. you don't forget that when someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. we can't forget that some are beautiful, and poetic, and satisfying, and that others are abrupt and unfair. above all you can never forget that most are just unremarkable, unintentional, and clumsy. and even above that, no one tells you that that string of words uttered by griffin mcelroy will live in your heart forever and will always color the way that you view goodbyes or goodnights or see-you-laters. but i will tell you that you'll be better for it. as much as it hurts, it heals.

#i just don't think i've been the same since i heard that.#it's one of those ideas that changes everything #and tonight i'm thinking about it i guess. i just think i love the world too much to forget it #taz balance #taako #taako taaco #griffin mcelroy #justin mcelroy #magnus burnsides #merle highchurch #clint mcelroy #the adventure zone

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bisexualmultifandommess · 29 days

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Nicole clocking that it’s Terry straight away in Undercover Terry is so funny because the way she turns around and is instantly like “oh my god…we have to fuck with him” and she got everyone (except Aaron who had no idea bless him) to join in.

#clint being like “I think they just have eyes terry” was great #and amber asking him about a customer and then asking if he’s still jerry 😭 she’s adorable I love her #the whole restaurant except aaron weren’t buying it lmao #bistro huddy #bistro huddy nicole #bistro huddy terry

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lifeonmvrs · 2 months

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sketch dump!!

[Image Description: four digital drawings of different marvel characters. the first drawing is of kazimierz kazimierczak, a.k.a. kazi the clown from the hawkeye 2012 comic by matt fraction and david aja. he is drawn from the bust up. he is staring at the viewer with a piercing gaze, eyebrows raised, and eyes wide open. he is wearing a white coat with a yellow shirt and black tie. the background is a solid greyish turquoise with a bit of white dust.

the second drawing is of clint barton and kate bishop, also from the hawkeye 2012 comic. they are draw from the bust up. clint is wearing a black beanie with a purple H, his hawkeye t-shirt, and a purple front open hoodie. he has two bandages on his face, one on the nose and the other one on his cheek. kate is wearing a purple t-shirt over a long sleeve black t-shirt. clint is looking at kate with an amused expression while she stares back at him with a daring and mischievous one. the background is a solid purple.

the third drawing is of kazi the clown, drawn from the bust up. he is looking directly at the viewer with his eyes wide open and his eyebrows raised. he is wearing the same outfit as in the first drawing. the background is a solid blue with a bit of white dust.

the fourth drawing is of matt murdock, a.k.a. daredevil, drawn from the bust up. he is drawn as in the comics (orange hair and blue eyes). he is wearing a black suit with a white t-shirt and black tie and is smirking. there are devil horns drawn on top of his head. the background is a solid yellow. /end ID]

#sketches from my phone!!#drawing on my phone is so fun bc i know i cant control the lines/brush very well so i don’t have any real expectations for it #a month ago i read hawkeye 2012 by matt fraction and david aja #i love it so much 😭 i’ve been thinking about it soooo much #i’ll do a proper drawing soon (currently working on a kate bishop drawing)#I LOVE KAZI THE CLOWN’S DESIGN??? IT IS SO AAGHHH SO GOOD #AND CLINT AND KATE AND THE TRACKSUIT MAFIA AND THE COMIC’S COLOR PALETTE AND EVERYTHING AAAGGHHH #so good #this comic helped me finish a drawing i had been stuck with for like a month…#it really inspired me and i’ll go into more depth on what i like about the comic when i post that #oh and there’s also matt murdock i guess…#JOKING. I LOVE HIM AS WELL FJSKFKF #he’s so fun to draw and is constantly in my mind as well <3 #hawkeye #hawkeye 2012 #matt fraction #david aja #clint barton #kate bishop #(the better hawkeye)#kazi the clown #matt murdock #daredevil #marvel #fanart #marvel comics #described #has id #digital art #my art

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clintbartoncore · 9 months

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unstoppable force (clint flirting on comms) vs immovable object (coulson’s consummate professionalism)

#you agree #clintcoulson #ha ha thinking about all the different iterations of this core principle in our fandom #Coulson not taking Clint’s come ons seiously and Clint thinking he’s being rejected. repeatedly.#Coulson flirts back and makes Clint almost fall off his perch #the flirting being an unraveled thread that leads to the reveal that they’re already married #i love it here #.txt #phlint

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purple--queen · 3 months

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sometimes i think about Clintasha & the power they could have

#i read some comics or watch the movies & just think about the possibilities...#they deserve better....#clintasha #clint barton/natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff #clint barton

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paul-newmans-sauce · 5 months

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i havent watched the dollars trilogy in like a year but blondie would either have a screentime of 24 seconds or hes watching facebook reels while driving

#the dollars trilogy #the man with no name #clint eastwood #that post about modern things the man with no name would love had me thinking #op if u see this i love that post ur so right #certified newmans own

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shatteredhourglass · 1 year

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a merry winterhawk firefighter christmas to @hawksonfire, my beloved friend, and a big thank you to @chrisfroot for taking this commission! i think the chances of clint catching himself on fire every callout is about 70%.

all credit to chris.

#winterhawk #clint barton #bucky barnes #ik we were joking about the fire but what if. what if #scheduling this for 8am arsontime i THINK. clocks are hard

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the-great-kraken · 3 months

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not to come on this website and talk about the mcu in 2024 but. can you imagine watching in chronological order - as someone who has no idea about these movies - and reaching black widow's end credits.

people like to say it would ruin it because spoilers, but honestly, i think it would be a gut-wrenching way to experience it. you know natasha is going to die, and as far as you know, clint barton will kill her. civil war just layed the seeds of anger in the avengers, and then they didn't see each other for years.

the next time we see clint, his family is dead. he is ronin, and he is hunting killers. he has not seen natasha since they faced each other at the airport. natasha didn't save his family. you think you know how this ends, but it doesn't.

then you finally reach vormir, and all of a sudden, it makes sense. clint would never kill natasha - not unless she made him.

#i cannot believe im talking about this in year of our lord 2024 but its something thats been rattling around my brain for years #i think clint and natasha genuinely had a lot of potential as characters that got ignored #they were so cool #and they were best friends :(#anyway #rhi rambles #mcu #marvel mcu #natasha romanoff #black widow #clint barton #hawkeye #avengers infinity war #what if they were doomed by the narrative!! what if they were tragic and heartfelt instead of a barely acknowledged friendship!!

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ostick · 6 months

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Clint and Mathilda from MOBA Mobile Legends Bang Bang

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