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a-man-of-questionable-morals · 3 months

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sloppy sketch of soap and gaz busting the door open to the safe house in the middle of the night and,, is that dynamite?

#kaboom #theyre fucking idiots your honor #call of duty #cod #cod fanart #art #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #gazsoap

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saintsurvivors · 1 year

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what if i just make percy into a pincushion huh? have him block vex from getting shot with an arrow and whilst she's panicking and calling him an actual idiot, he does the cha cha slide and blocks a dagger from hitting vax in the back?? percys lying face first on the floor, grinning stupidly as vex and vax just shout at him for being an actual dumbass why did you do that?

#theyre fucking idiots your honor

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adharastarlight · 6 months

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Reg, scowling at James over his textbook because he's been staring at him for almost an hour and it's honestly very distracting and he's struggling to not blush: what do you want Potter?

James: a chance

Reg raises an eyebrow but doesn't reply

James: a chance to get to know you properly

Reg: you won't like what you find

James: maybe, or maybe I'll love what i find. Give me a chance. Just one chance, Regulus, please?

Reg: ...just one.

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kaleidoscopedrawsjpg · 7 months

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Sometimes, I just think about how Shang Qinghua made Mobei Jun after his ideal man. He really just made a big stupid idiot demon lord with communication and anger issues and went, yep, perfect.

Then, he acted surprised when he was all of that and still had the audacity to not understand his idiot King when he was courted.

These two are absolute idiots and I love them so much. I'm definitely completely normal about them.

But seriously, what the fuck.

#svsss #mxtz #scum villains self saving system #mobei jun #shang qinghua #moshang #so normal about them #i love these idiots #theyre in love your honor #moshang brainrot #i just think theyre neat #but seriously what the fuck

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koldefingre · 1 month

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The height differences are atrocious, my god get the some step stools.

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olli-is-a-fish · 1 year

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SAUCERY!!!!!

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#theyre gay your honor #bbc merlin #just merlin doing merlin things #arthur the fucking idiot #merlin #arthur #merthur #merlin x arthur #sorcery

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reallyunluckyrunaway · 6 months

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are marvel fans homophobic?

(+and stupid?) (👈Based on what I've been seeing recently, this one is unequivocally true...)

Tom Holland. A kind person and the ACTOR who portrays the current version of spiderman. (Within the MCU). He's been in a couple of other things, and has played many different roles... ROLES. Fake characters for different (mostly) made up stories.

Well Tom Holland starred in show recently. In the show, he plays a fictionalized version of a real life criminal.

The crowded room, is a series based around the real life POS Billy Milligan. A man who robbed, kidnapped and sexually assaulted four women. (Oh, and the naysayers demand I mention that: his character is only a made up fictional person that is only loosely based upon a horrible person. Okay?)

You'd think that is is where the controversy lies.

Ha! Yeah right! People don't give a shit about women! Who cares that the geniuses at Hollywood thought it would be cute to base a show around a horrifying disgusting vile rapist? No, that's OBVIOUSLY not the real problem here.

Nevermind, that his defense attorneys at the time were trying to excuse his sexual assaults with things like: "oh but he was assaulted too, uwu.. 🥺" or "it was one of his other personalities though....👉👈"

(Side note: man, people are revolting creatures. I hate to break it to you... but schizophrenic or not, whether he's a victim or not... He's still a PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT WHO PLANNED MULTIPLE FUCKING ASSAULTS AND ROBBERIES.)

.......anyways. all that clearly isn't important. Nooooo. Clearly there's a bigger, more pressing issue with this series and what it represents.

—gay experimentation.

Yep. Billy Milligan allegedly had a couple of sexual encounters with men here and there, while in prison. And there's a scene in which Tom Holland's fictional version of said character does the same. This scene got a lot of backlash because people just didn't find that "spiderman" should ever be caught dead doing such a thing.

Hashtags soon started to circulate the internet sphere. Hashtags like: "not my spiderman'', etc. but most egregious, is probably the development within the marvel fandom, to speculate on his real life sexuality and preferences.

News flash, just because you play a fucking bisexual or gay CHARACTER, doesn't mean said actor or actress PORTRAYING them, is in fact, GAY.

Zendaya played a bisexual character in euphoria for crying out loud! Is she bisexual now too?

When you live in a society where people are not bothered by "spiderman" playing a criminal and literal rapist, and are bothered instead by the notion that said rapist may swing both ways... you know that society is just not worth preserving anymore.

It really speaks of such a sad statement of things, really. That people are so concerned with this whole: "straight is great" thing, that they would gladly dismiss and overlook a horrific injustice, like an unwanted assault. But would just as quickly condemn and mock the act of consensual homosexual acts.

It's so... fucking disheartening and disturbing.

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menace-behaviour · 2 years

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*During the Weekly Diaz Sibling Bitch Fest Facetime Call*

Adriana: So, this guy - Buck, he lives with you and Christopher, now?

Eddie: Yup, he just moved in last month.

Adriana: And that's going... well?

Eddie: Yeah, he's so great. Christopher loves him and so do I.

Sophia: So, he knew you, and was like... "More!"?

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the-apology-dance · 8 months

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THIS ONE SHOT

This is what I didn’t catch the first time watching Good Omens 2. Look at how these two awkwardly dodge each other when grabbing Gabriel’s hands. Aziraphale genuinely looks like he wasn’t sure whether to reach forwards or back until he saw Crowley move and actively DODGED HIM.

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The over and under reach of both of them almost looks a bit like this:

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IT NOW LIVES RENT FREE IN MY BRAIN.

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nerosdayinanime · 5 months

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cant stop thinking of sabito-mitsuri interactions

#loverboy sabito posting #<WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT #i think theres a Reason for this #anyways yadda yadda giyuu picks up sabito and walks away whenever he tries to get in fights & he just Lets It Happen but only if its giyuu #or mitsuri #anyone else youve just become the nearest target for his ire or- youre shinobu #shinobu doesnt pick him up but he doesnt fuck with her nonetheless she calms him down... a Different way.... (zzzz)#if its giyuu once he breaks eye contact & he realizes his focus & mood shifts Immediately to 'hihihifriendhihihifriend(boy)friendhi-'#if its mitsuri it takes a moment for him to shift gears from FUCK SHIT UP to 'oh fuck. Friend. hi sorry bout that i didnt hurt you did i?'#something something them hanging out drinking & talking abt their philosophies on Love- mitsuri finally meeting another Connoisseur #who sees the importance and true weight of the word. gossiping abt the other hashira & talking abt everything under the sun #them getting p wasted & giyuu coming to pick sab up only to get stuck keeping two drunk idiots from dragging him to the floor with them<3 #any time i think of some random sabi-giyu lives au it Always has a lil part where sab & mitsu hang out. theyr Friends your honor.#pry it from my cold dead hands #...#fuck i did the tags thing again.#whatever. sabito mitsuri best friends supremacy

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southernboy420 · 4 months

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Incorrect Quote #1 - Bondi Rescue

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Joel: Is it hot out here or is it just you? Jeff: It's you. Joel: What? *gay panic* Jeff: What? *even more gay panic* Meanwhile, Chappo in the background: Jesus fucking Christ, what complete idiots. *just over it all*

#lol #incorrect quotes #bondi beach #bondi rescue #joel Bevilacqua #Jethro “Jeff” James #Bondi rescue Australia #australia #aussies #boys will be boys #boys icons #gay panic #i love them so much #they are everything to me #i love them #ahhhhhh #idiots in love #theyre idiots your honor #fucking idiots

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nando161mando · 4 months

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weird-kid-maxx · 6 months

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Harrison: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Lachie: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Harrison: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Maxi: edible

#theyre idiots your honor #incorrect quotes #god i love them #i love them so much #harrison reid #lachlan lachie mcarthur #trent maxi maxwell #bondi rescue australia #bondi beach #bondi rescue #australia #bondi lifeguards #everyone is fucking crazy #everyone is gay

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ryuubff · 1 year

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he is going to miss this when it’s over.

pre-canon actors kazuxiao my beloveds.........

link to the fic in the hyperlink............... god i love them so much they make me so happy in horrible times like this ;;

valentines so close i feel like drawing a miserable drwaing and dumping it on twitter teehee tumblr gets the. kinda happy drawings im able to put out during trying times

#kazuxiao #kaedehara kazuha #xiao #genshin impact #i draw skrunkly #theyre gay and pining and yearning your honor #my silly little idiots #fucking love this scene by the way

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milkinmoose · 1 year

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Your comments being turned off really shows how much of a snowflake you are to criticsm. 😊

Having your entire blog based on M/rston really shows the kind of person you are, I sure hope you don’t have siblings lol. I’m tired of seeing you freaks on Tumblr, on Pinterest, every. Fucking. Were,. And then you all acting fucking oppressed when you’re confronted???

I blockes you, I still see your art. I came for fucking Charthur and your freaky asses show up on my feed. For a while I thought you all stopped but no???? More show up. More. Not only do I have to deal with the fucking M*rballs and V*ndermusty shippers crawling out of the walls, but I come back and see M*rton shippers back at it. Fucking kys tf????

one, my comments aren't off honey bunches get your fucking facts right before talking to me 😊 also get educated with your yee yee ass typing and spelling. like fr you type like you're at gunpoint and shaking like a little woosey crybaby shitting your silly little clown pants

anyways, getting cereal.

I've seen your sorry lazy fat fucking ass copying and pasting towards other Morston creators, how unoriginal. i bet your response to that though would be "oH i HaVE nO tImE tO BE OrIGInAl wITh yOU" like every other person who supports Charthur 😋 most of you lot are snobby, defensive and extremely fucking racist whether you like it or not. get. your. facts. right. some of you complain about people drawing him skinny and fit? ffs he's canonically fit.

most people also draw him taller than Arthur? and larger? he's not. check his height comparison to Arthur. in game, they're around the same height, and the discussion is still on for his EXACT height, but i think he's between 5/11 to 6/1. all of you who make him a fucking mammoth are the racists stereotyping him for this massive black Indian man. disrespectfully, fuck you for massacring that beautiful man. 😊

idk what else to say anyways im losing brain joos soooo ima start getting silly teheheh

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS MRBALLS???? IM CRYING WHATTTT IS THAT THE NAME OF YOUR TRANSGENDER TESTICLES???? IMAGINE LOOKING DOWN AT YOUR DICK AND GOING "goodmorning MrBalls 😊" UNIRONICALLY

IM ON THE FLOOR BRO FUCKING WHEEZING LIKE GODDAMN PEPPA PIG RN YOU DUMBASS CHARTHUR SHIPPERS ARE SO FUNNY WHEN YOURE OFFENDED OR SEE SUMN YOU DONT LIKE 😭😭😭

I LOVE HOW YOU ALSO SENT THIS TO MULTIPLE MORSTON SHIPPERS???? LIKE TF POSSESSED YOU AND MADE MADE YOU TAKE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO BLABBER SHIT WE DONT CARE ABOUT TO US

also crawling through walls is my favourite pass time, and it's where i have all my adventures with Barry, the paraplegic rat, and Sally, the overweight snail

FYI, for you snowflakes, the last half was just shit post. please don't take it personally and cry

thank you for reading whoever actually did read this far without shitting yourself from being offended. whoever is actually a chill Charthur shipper though, this is not directed at you. it's directed at the assholes who make Arthur hyperfeminine or Charles transgender 😊

have a good day to the nice people in the world i love you all <3

#john marston #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #red dead redemption two #funny shit #shit post #theyre idiots your honor #theyre fucked #funny to laugh at #charles smith #RACISM YOUR HONOUR

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film-score-simp · 2 months

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HI YEAH I’M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT AGAIN

Alright so-

I am currently in possession of a bunch of OC memes that I made for my discord roleplay servers’ enjoyment.

Yall probably have no idea who these characters are because I have never posted about them before, and I am on the fence about if I ever intend to explain them or if I let yall guess cause it’s funny.

Anyway here are some of my favourite 10 out of the 59 memes for yalls enjoyment have fun

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Well, hope you enjoyed your enjoyment, I’m going to misty step and disappear into the shadow realm for another year now lmao

BYE!! :0

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