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stonelovesbeer · 2 days
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You know y'all sung this out..... I did 🍻🍻
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sadbenedict · 3 months
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idea from this twit. I had to draw it.
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theroundbartable · 4 months
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Merlin often has to order stuff for Arthur at the market or open and pay the tab at the tavern...
Of course, that's his job. As it used to be the Job of the manservants before him. But of course, with all the manservants shifting so much, the sellers wrote down their names and who they were coming for, so they'd know which manservant had to pick up what item.
It was usually marked down as Pendragon - Morris, Pendragon - George, Pendragon- Colin etc . Naturally, with Merlin, it became Pendragon - Merlin.
Once it became clear that Merlin was going to stay, people got more slack with the names. It turned to: Pendragon Merlin, Prince Merlin (as Merlin usually bought for Arthur and not the King), later it turned to King Merlin. Some only wrote him down as Merlin, but most thought it was quite funny.
After a while, Merlin found out and joined the fun. He starts signing stuff as King Merlin, or Merlin Pendragon.
It takes a while, but one day, royal guests hear about it and are shocked that Arthur was married to his manservant.
Then, finally, Arthur hears about it. As allegations that he's secretely married to Merlin...
And the worst part is, everything Merlin signed with King Merlin or Merlin Pendragon has been taken seriously so far. Those were legitimate signatures! And they count nearly everyhwhere! At the market, at the tavern, even during mail exchange and when people hand Merlin the laws that Arthur is meant to sign.
The entire Kingdom knows Merlin under those names. So much, that most of them started believing it true.
So, when Arthur tries to clear things up, his people think he's going through a divorce. Secretly, Arthur is pining through it all while Merlin can't contain his laughter.
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jasper-crow · 7 months
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A short list of unity games owned by notoriously lawsuit happy companies:
Hearthstone, Activision Blizzard
Pokemon Go, Niantic and more specifically the Pokemon Company
Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl, see above
Like 17 different mobile and console Disney games
Genshin Impact, miHoYo
Magic Arena, WotC and their big daddy Hasbro
Mario Kart Tour, Nintendo
The Elder Scrolls: Legends, Bethesda
Super Mario Run, Nintendo
Call of Duty Mobile, Activision Blizzard
Unity was used to render backgrounds for a number of the modern "Live Action" Disney remakes. Notably The Lion King remake in 2019 has been confirmed to have used unity.
In short. They. Are. FUCKED
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Draw your characters
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lil-deach · 8 months
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Sorry y’all but I don’t trust anyone who calls medic a ‘Malewife’, that is so out of character it hurts, HEAVY is the malewife and I won’t fucking take criticism. When have you ever seen medic act ANYTHING like a male wife? I KNOW it’s because of the fucking size difference you mischaracterizing bastards
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heybiji · 2 months
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"Wait, no, that bridge has a curse on it..."
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nanbaka-82 · 1 year
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The Girls™
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sp4mja · 9 months
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Ramón is my beautiful baby boy no one is allowed to hate him
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ralfmaximus · 3 months
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Nearly three years ago, a young professional in the nation's capital was sitting in her apartment after the Jan. 6 attack and saw that the FBI was looking for help identifying the rioters who stormed the U.S. Capitol. So she opened up the Bumble dating app, changed her political beliefs to conservative and got to swiping.
Her strategy, she said, was saying "Wow, crazy, tell me more” to guys on repeat until they gave her enough for her to send their information to the FBI.
This goddamned hero turned in about a dozen names to the FBI, and one of them was just convicted.
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sky-is-the-limit · 1 month
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What the fuck is this Activision?!
https://twitter.com/atvi_ab/status/1760341159765778709?s=46&t=7DQx2Yho3UijQ_iUPlvpKA%20@tacticalanklebiter3000%20said%20tweet
Where the fuck is Gaz you bitch ass fuckers? The disrespect to Elliot is insane.
I would sacrifice both Ghost and Soap for his pinky toe and shove König up your ass, hope that helps<3 (yes, he's catching a stray but idc)
The racism ain't even on the low-key anymore. Like creators, like fans.
He solos.
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marvey-sideblog · 28 days
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stars-and-bards · 6 months
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i adore these two
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emiliejolie · 18 days
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idiots
"If I lived during the holocaust I would defend jews "
No bitch you would fall right into the nazi propaganda trap
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Draw your goofballs
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bizarreandjarring · 1 year
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shit wrecked
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