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menace-behaviour · 5 months
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So Buck and Eddie are in an ambulance with two convicts and an injured guard.
Well, dispatch has tracked the transponder on the ambulance. It’s been stationary for a couple minutes. I’ve got units heading there right now.
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‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony
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menace-behaviour · 6 months
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LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
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menace-behaviour · 7 months
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The Buckley Baton: Death By One Thousand Papercuts (Heirloom Edition)
[I really hope this doesn’t flop, I actually like this one]
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menace-behaviour · 7 months
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✨Tag Game✨
Rules: Tag nine people you want to catch up with/get to know better so they respond the same things💗 - Tagged by @thosetwofirefighters :)
Last song: Tous les Mêmes by Stromae. Oh boy, let me tell you this song has a chokehold on me...
Last film: Stick It (2006). Okay I'm going to be honest with all of you right now because I believe this is a safe space: Missy Peregrym could step on me and I would thank her. This movie will always be #1 for me.
Currently reading: Percy Jackson and The Olympians Series by Rick Riordan. Uncle Rick always has me coming back to these books. Only books I have ever found I can focus on long enough to read and the font is actually inoffensive to dyslexia.
Currently watching: 9-1-1, Justified (idk either man) and Only Murders in the Building.
Current obsession: Smoothies and making na'an. Also have been yearning to return to the paint.
No Obligation Tags: @tremendouspandafest @worldsbiggestmood @heartshapedvows @evan-bukley @papabearbobbynash @everybodybutbuddie @buck-is-alexis-rose @bucksgonnabuck @anxieteandbiscuits
This was fun :)
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menace-behaviour · 7 months
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yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔
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menace-behaviour · 7 months
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10/10
Cow Eyes
rated: g | 2286 words
Buck gets the call on a Saturday. He’s sat at the kitchen table, delving into some strange corner of the internet where he’s apparently discovered that seahorses hold each others' tails when they swim and that cows have best friends and that Eddie’s big brown gorgeous eyes remind him of cow eyes and maybe if they were cows then they’d still be best friends— And then he gets the call. His phone starts ringing just as he’s learning about polar bears giving each other nose boops. He reaches out and grabs the phone off the counter, still so lost in his deep dive that he doesn’t even check the number that’s calling. “Hello?” “Is this Evan Buckley?” A professional-sounding woman answers. It’s then that Buck promptly forgets whatever facts he just learnt and instead feels a familiar ache creeping its way into his chest.  “That’s, uh— that’s me,” he manages to get out.  “You’re listed as Eddie Diaz’ emergency contact, is that right?”
(Or the 'Eddie's in hospital and Buck tries not to break down' fic except its actually just a cute silly little fic)
Continue reading on ao3
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menace-behaviour · 7 months
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The way Eddie was like "you know what's going to fix you? A child" and the way that it works.
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menace-behaviour · 7 months
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i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.
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Buck talking about his flirting strategy.
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Wyatt Harris and Charlie Ryder in "In Sickness and in Health"
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menace-behaviour · 7 months
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A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak
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what's your blorbo show? the show that has so few characters who AREN'T your blorbos that the characters who aren't don't even count. The show where you're spending most of your watching time going "there they are! the specialest person in the world!"? I'll start, mines Merlin
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menace-behaviour · 7 months
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YES he is a MASSIVE BITCH but hes also BISEXUAL and a PUNCHING BAG and ALMOST DIES AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. AND hes my little meow meow.
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