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this is a very sweet meme and all (yay, they should be friends!) but I love how the panels above show Clark with his hand around Bruce’s throat (typical, he’s always choking Bruce out when evil) and Bruce with his hand fisted in what looks like Clark’s hair (holy fuck Bruce)
I think that for the first few months, Senjuro would be fucking terrified of Akaza. Like he can’t be in a room alone with him, he’s always one bad look away from fainting and doesn’t even call him “Akaza” it’s always like, “that guy” or his brother’s ahem, “companion”. Then after a while of seeing how absolutely and horribly infatuated Akaza is with Kyojuro, Senjuro is like “oh wait. He’s kind of a loser.”
And then their relationship evolves into “dude you’re going to burn down our kitchen stop trying to make meals for my brother, you don’t know how to cook,” “it’s called a romantic gesture, thank you,” “THE POT IS ON FIRE??” And then Senjuro gets roped into helping him cook the dumb meal
eddie making buck chris’ legal guardian if he dies is still so funny to me years later because like. bro if this was for normal reasons you would have picked someone with less than a 70% chance of being taken the fuck out right there with you
their universe is 1990s san francisco. by day they work as a struggling writer for the bugle, sort of following in the footsteps of (movie-adjacent) eddie brock; by night they’re spider-scrawl, fighting systemic injustice, writers’ block, and the occasional mad scientist invention. his world is less rife with supernatural evils than most, but he’s also fucking with the government and corporations and all, so it balances out
their unique thing is that they have, like, shitty meta clairvoyance in the form of inherently understanding tropes, clichés, story structure, etc. like if cinemasins/wins were a superhero. they were approached to join the society because miguel thought they’d be chill or even helpful with canon events—unfortunately scribble here is not whatsoever into following rigid plot structure for the sake of unnecessary thematic suffering, saw the plot twist a miles away, and peaced. but not before snagging a day pass so they could watch atsv in person
they never take off their mask, and no one knows their name—he says it’s because he doesn’t want to lose his identity in a sea of spider-people, leading most to theorize that san-fran-spidey is some flavor of peter parker, but who’s to say for sure? the doylist reason, which he is in fact aware of, is that i don’t know either lol
You guys don’t get it, they used to be the high 5 heroes. They used to be the high 5 heroes guys. They used to. They used to be starry eyed freshmen. They had to choose each other. They had to have awkward introductions. They had to pick that name together. I’m never okay ever.
I just want a fic where Danny and Jason are just fucking laughing so hard they’re wheezing and bawling as they make death jokes while everyone else is SO uncomfortable
Like they’re full on cackling like Danny will say “We’re not allowed in certain rooms”
Jason will b like ‘what rooms’
Danny will say ‘living rooms’
And they both start dying (metaphorically) of laughter slapplin the counter crying while dick is trying real hard not to shatter the mug in his hands with a constipated expression that rivals Bruce’s a seat away from him (+bonus points if the joke is something that is on the verge of being utterly lame like a near science pun)
(I dunno if a lot of people will see this post but if you do please I’m begging you add a death joke guys please it would be so funny)