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#the slytherin skittles birthdays
delulu4marauders · 3 months
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birthdays ( bc i always forget )
James - 27 March 1960
Sirius - 3 November 1959
Remus - March 10 1960
Peter - 31 August 1960
Lily - 30 January 1960
Marlene - August 1 1960
Mary - September 16 1959
Dorcas - 2 April 1960
Regulus - June 25 1961
Barty jr. - July 9 1962
Evan - June 20 1960
Pandora R. - N / A
Pandora L. - N / A
please tell me if i missed anyone !!
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bri-cheeses · 5 months
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Evan has this one green sweatshirt that looks ethereal on him, and Barty can simply not pull his eyes away from Evan when he wears it. And this occurrence had been going on for a while, even before Barty and Evan were anything more than friends. For example, Regulus would just be talking to Barty during class, and then Barty’s gaze would just drift off to something beyond Regulus’ shoulder. And Barty would still appear to be “engaged” in the conversation, nodding along and saying the right things in the right places, but mentally his mind was miles away from Regulus and the conversation he was having. In reality, his mind was taking a stroll down much stranger lanes, and he can’t help but wonder what it would be like to hug Evan right now, what it would feel like. What it would feel like to lay on Evan’s chest in front of the fireplace in the common room, playing with the hoodie strings. What it would maybe feel like to take the hoodie off of Evan, pulling it over his head in one smooth motion. And Barty really really wants to steal that sweatshirt from Evan and wear it for himself. Maybe then that girl who was chatting Evan up right now would back off then, too. Barty doesn’t really know why he has a problem with her doing so, surely it’s a somewhat normal feeling to have though—and oh Regulus is expecting a response right now, better say the right thing—but surely it doesn’t mean anything. So really, there’s no reason to think twice about it. To think twice about any of those thoughts. So he continues to gaze at Evan with hearts in his eyes, his chin resting on his hand. Young Barty Crouch Jr was not one to look and act like a love struck fool (not just yet, anyways) but when it came to Evan in that olive green sweatshirt, Barty looked like the most foolish man on earth.
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thelegitcasper · 2 months
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James Potter Birthday Stream?
hey marauders fans,
if i was to do a marauders themed stream tomorrow for james's birthday, would anyone wanna watch that?
it would be stuff like tier lists, uquizzes, other quizzes, making the marauders on infinite craft, etc. plus we'd obviously listen to my prongs playlist and i might even do a mild cosplay of him for the stream!
like or repost if you would want to watch something like this :D
(this stream may be moved to a later date so if you want to know when the stream is happening, follow my twitch @thelegitcasper)
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pandalilysavior · 6 months
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happy birthday sirius black i just know you’d love mean girls
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rosekiller-addict · 7 months
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okay I have an important question for y'all to settle a debate. (also for the context to this question, imagine that the birthday is of someone you're friends with but you aren't like best friends)
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*In the Slytherin common room with Frank, Ted and the Valkyries, Mauraders, and Slytherin Skittles*
Regulus: *Walks up behind James*
Barty: James.
James: What?
Evan: Behind you.
James: He's behind me, isn't he?
Dorcas: Yeah.
Regulus: Backstabbers.
Pandora: *Comes bounding up* Guys look what I got.
Rita: *Shoves whatever Pandora was holding behind her back*
Regulus: What was that for?
Bellatrix: What was what for?
Regulus: James, tell me.
Narcissa: James, come on, I have to show you something.
James: Coming.
Regulus: *Grabs James' arm* Tell me.
Andromeda: James, come on.
Frank: Might want to hurry.
Ted: They might kill you if you don't hurry.
James: Yep, got to go.
Regulus: Sirius.
Remus: Babe, come on.
Regulus: Why is everyone running away from me today?
Peter: Because they don't know how to keep a secret.
Emmeline: *Covers Peter's mouth*
Regulus: Secret?
Alice: I think Remus needs us, right, Peter?
Peter: *Nods his head*
*The next day*
Regulus: *Walks into the Ravenclaw common room*
Marlene: Surprise!
Regulus: This is what you were doing?
Mary: Yep.
James: Do you like it?
Regulus: I hate surprises.
Sirius: Oh, come on, Reggie.
Lily: It was all James' idea.
Regulus: Then, I love it.
Dorcas: Happy birthday, Reggie.
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lionmythflower · 1 month
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DORCAS MEADOWS YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED SPOTIFY AND PODCASTS
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caramelapplesauce · 1 year
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as the “spare” regulus’s birthday is definitely december 26 because nobody remembers it and if they do, they bunch it with christmas.
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rosemarycrowley · 11 months
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Happy birthday Reggie, you would have loved Ceilings by Lizzy McAlpine
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jemand-someone · 1 year
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At Regulus' Birthday, the Slytherin skittles would say to every Professor at Hogwarts that' it's Regulus' Birthday, so they sing happy Birthday.
Regulus would hate it...
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florsial · 9 months
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Slytherin Skittles (aka Hogwarts' Pantheon) Incorrect quotes!
(+others)
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Evan: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Barty will and will not eat. Pandora: Grass? Yes! Evan: Moss? Yes!! Pandora: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Evan: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Pandora: Worms? Sometimes! Evan: Rocks? Usually nah. Pandora: Twigs? Usually! Evan: Dorcas's cooking? Inconclusive! Regulus: How did you… test this? Evan: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Regulus: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Dorcas: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Regulus: Where's Evan, Dorcas, and Pandora?
Barty: They're playing hide and seek. Regulus: Where? Barty: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Pandora: Regulus's first detention, I'm so proud. Evan: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention? Dorcas: Because they're an idiot. Barty, terrified: They can do that??
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Regulus: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Evan and Barty: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Regulus: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Dorcas: 'Prettiest Smile' Pandora: 'Nicest Personality' Barty: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Evan: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Regulus: You're a lying piece of shit! Barty: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Evan: I'm leaving and I'm taking Pandora with me! Dorcas, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
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Pandora: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Dorcas: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Barty: Three of us saw it, Dorcas. How do you explain that? Dorcas: *points at Evan* Sleep deprivation. *points at Regulus* Paranoia. *points at Barty* Delusional personality disorder.
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Pandora: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Dorcas: Several traffic violations. Evan: Three counts of resisting arrest. Barty: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Regulus: Also, that’s not our car.
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Barty: How do you connect with a fictional character? Evan: What? Dorcas: What? Pandora: What? Regulus: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
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Regulus: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Pandora: I really care about your feelings! Lily: I really care about YOUR feelings! Regulus, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Barty: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Evan: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
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James: What did you get Regulus for their birthday? Pandora: I got them a kitten. Barty: Really? Me too! Dorcas: I also got them a cat. Evan: Looks like we had the same idea. Pandora: James, please tell me you didn't get Regulus a cat as well! James: ...I got them a kitten. *later* Regulus, in their apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!
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Pandora: What do rainbows mean to you? Barty: Gay rights. Dorcas: There's money. Evan: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood. Regulus: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.
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Regulus: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Barty: This knife is actually a magic wand. Evan: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel. Pandora: * cocks gun* Magic missile. Dorcas: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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jaylienpotter · 4 months
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My current WIPs:
Prongsfoot mirror sex (oneshot for my prongsfoot bingo)
HP Sapphic Valentines (oneshot; can't disclose information)
Remus Lupin Fest (fic; can't disclose information)
Next chapter of Shedded Snake
Prongsfoot raising Harry (small fic for prongsfoot bingo)
Wolfstar NSFW safe word use aftercare (oneshot)
Muggle AU prongsfoot fic
Barty x trans Regulus smut oneshot
Regulus got into a fight and called James (jegulus small fic / oneshot with smut)
Bartylus angst oneshot (Barty got the dark mark)
Remus confronts James about Sirius (Wolfstar vs Prongsfoot oneshot)
Marlene's birthday party fic (ft Marauders, valkyries and slytherin skittles)
LONG canon compliant Sirius Black fic (Wolfstar with background Dorlene and Jily)
Long Remus Lupin Casanova fic (Wolfstar with background Jegulily)
Muggle AU Jegulus fic (author Regulus x single dad James ft sick Harry)
Give me strength...
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gayandawreck · 2 months
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Barty Crouch Jr headcanons because I need to let people know them:3(13+ I guess, might be some smutty headcanons🤭)(also some Rosekiller headcanons)
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• A Gemini, birthday 13th of June
•He’s about 5’7” (shorty/twink)
•He has messy straw blonde hair, aka a mullet(but a cute mullet, not the ugly country one)
•He has a mix of grey and blue eyes
•He has freckles that go over his nose
• a slytherin( I know he’s a Ravenclaw in canon but it doesn’t make sense for his character)
• a total dick tho, he definitely hex’s first year hufflepuff
•he definitely has slutty waist, and Evan goes crazy over it
•him and Evan started dating in 4th year(they were 14)
•he’s definitely a bottom🤭
•He’s gay, really really gay
•he was raised by nannies
•he is very touch starved because he was hugged as a child😊
•Him and Evan f~ck like all the time
•Barty has Bipolar 1, adhd and Tourette’s
•Evan calls Barty princess or bee and Barty calls Evan Rosie and Ev
•his bestfriends are Pandora and Regulus
•Dorcas is like a mother figure to him
•prefers weed to cigarettes
•(angsty) he is abused by his dad
•has daddy issues
•he is super super smart
•he doesn’t even laugh, he cackles
•he is bat shit crazy
•French and English(its canon that he’s French because his dad is canonically French
•he was terrified of Regulus the first time they met of the train. 
•hex’s th marauders all the time, not Remus, he’s scared of Remus
•he would act out in front of his father as a kid to get his attention, but when he was a teenager he would do it spite him
•his animagus is a hyena 
•he has the sadistic smile ever
•loves quidditch even tho he doesn’t play it
•he is sooooo very pale and skinny, he doesn’t have a inch of muscle on him
•one time he told Remus to fuck himself and that’s Remus was about to hex him, but Barty punch him in the stomach and ran
•he runs of spite and tea(because he’s British🤭)
•Barty does the most wacky shit to disturb his father
•(all the Slytherin skittles) they all of parent issues
• platonic Bartylus all the way
• one of his many hobbies is too correct his friends, especially Regulus
•he is very flexible 
•he has attachment issues because you know having a bad childhood 
•he has dimples, both below his lips and on his (face) cheeks
•Rosekiller is kind of toxic, they are fine one moment, then they are fighting than they are making out
•he was horrified when he was put into Slytherin because he knew that was the only house his father hated
•he was a nerd in first year
•he would go mute for like 3 days straight after getting a letter from his dad
•he would sob into Evans chest after he would get a letter from his dad
•he would only let Regulus and Dorcas read the letters from his dad
• He saw Dorcas as a mother figure, and Emma Vanity, Regulus and Pandora as siblings
•(not about Barty) everyone In the slytherin skittles, Dorcas Meadowes, Emma Vanity, Pandora Rosier, Regulus Black, Barty Crouch Jr, Evan Rosier
•he also really loves the Beatles
•he absolutely hates Lucius Malfoy and Lucinda Talkalot. And they both hate him
•Better than me is such a Barty coded song (because of the line, “ ‘Even though your bipolar and your selfish. I hate you! Ahhhhh’ ”
• he has anger issues
•he was in the slugclub
•he thinks he’s unlovable because of his mental disorders
•his friends beg a differ(especially Evan)
•Dorcas, Emma(vanity) and Regulus and Evan would kill for him that’s how they care for him
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That’s it’s for my Barty headcanons! Hope you liked them:3
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thelegitcasper · 10 months
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after watching over his son for years, James Potter was struck with an idea. a Brilliant idea. one that he's sure would work. after consulting his best friends, they spent days writing scripts and rehearsing. then the day came. it was regulus' birthday. you see, james' boyfriend missed out on watching over harry and had always regretted it. in the early hours of the morning, when the sun still hid beneath the horizon, regulus would whisper to james about how they could've been a happy family with harry. this broke james' heart. SO for regulus' birthday, james worked with the marauders, the valkyries, and the slytherin skittles to create 'A Very Potter Musical', a dramatised comedy version of harry's hogwarts experience. he knew this would be perfect; it would let regulus see what he missed and, to be honest, cheer him up a bit. james would play harry, sirius would play ron, lily would play hermione, and their other friends were cast too. even severus played himself. it was an Event. it was Brilliant. regulus laughed, cried, and smiled through the entire performance, unable to look away from his favourite people's ridiculous singing and dancing. it was a day regulus would remember forever. he told harry about it many years later. harry had laughed, his smile bright within his wrinkled face.
should I keep writing lmao let me know what you think <3
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t1oui · 3 months
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what's up tumblr (yet another blog intro)
i've decided to redo this post itself every time i want to make a new intro instead of making a new post :)
hi everyone, i'm tas, and i post a lot of hp stuff
note: everything in bold is either a favorite of mine or something important
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hey everyone :) you can call me tloui or tas. my pronouns are he/it. i'm aroace. idk if there's much else to say there lol
i don't post about much other than harry potter on here, but i do have other interests (of course). my favorite musical artists are ajr, troye sivan, and tate mcrae. my favorite movies are vengeance (2022) and moneyball. my favorite books are red, white & royal blue, the catcher in the rye, project nought, and this was our pact. i also really like all the riordianverse books (and i do actually reblog things about pjo on a regular basis). lastly, my favorite colors are blue, green, yellow, pink, and red, which you can probably tell from the banner image and dividers i made for this post.
as for what i post myself, it's harry potter. just harry potter. (yk... minus that one tbosas post). i despise both jkr and pretty much all canon events (it was a canon event) so if you ship almost any canon ship, you're probably out of luck here. (i do ship some canon ships [cough cough drastoria and jily cough cough] but i almost never post about them anyway lol)
my favorite character is percy weasley and i post about him a lot. i'm a slytherin percy weasley truther all the way and love perciver (it's one of my otps) so if you ever wanna chat about percy (or penelope, oliver, and marcus) i'm here :)
even though my favorite character is percy, most of my fics & fic ideas are set in the marauders era. i'll also write some next gen stuff occasionally, and while i have a ton of ocs for next gen, the ones i reference most are lucy, skye, and katie (perciver oc kids) and henry and luella (deamus oc kids).
out of all ships, i write jegulus the most. even if it isn't the main ship, it's featured in a lot of my fics & wips
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⋆ first and foremost, you can find my ao3 here! ⋆ note: fics with a ★ next to them are part of my series as it should be, which is a group of unrelated oneshots in muggle and/or no voldemort aus.
i slam the door and i'm on my way - jegulus, wip, teen and up. currently 3 chapters and 6.8k. ↳ regulus joins sirius at james's house during his sixth year. together, james, regulus, sirius, and the rest of their friends (both the gryffindor crew and the slytherin skittles) work together to bring voldemort down.
if you stayed - jegulus, complete, general. oneshot, 5k. ★ ↳ regulus leaves his family for good and stays with james and harry while he gets back on his feet in exchange for him looking after harry while james works. regulus is sure james is going to make him leave when the summer ends and harry goes back to school, but this might not be the case after all.
one big family - multi, complete, general. oneshot, 1.3k. ★ ↳ harry celebrates his eleventh birthday with his parents, his sister luna, and their friend neville. a no voldemort au with background jegulus, pandalily, and more :)
not quite bright - penelope clearwater & percy weasley, complete, teen and up. oneshot, 1.8k. ↳ a oneshot with penelope & percy where they're pushed to the sidelines, nobody quite understands them, and the world kinda sucks, but maybe that's ok. basically just queerplatonic (& very neurodivergent coded) penelope/percy.
home at last - jegulus, complete, general. oneshot, 352 words ★ ↳ the ao3 version of this tumblr post i made :) just a fluffy little jegulus microfic about how they got together
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as a last note, while i do post almost exclusively harry potter stuff on here, i do make my own stories, and a lot of them. i've only made one post about my original work on here, but i might make more if i feel like it, so i thought i'd add a small section talking about basic bits of my original wips
tsbom - tsbom is the world where i put any character that exists in our world, aka a world without magic or fantasy elements. the characters live across the us, but they're all connected somehow. (this is the universe that my one oc post has come from).
tlotlk + the realms - the realms is the wip as a whole, and tlotlk is the first book, which i'm currently in the process of writing. this series follows a boy as he becomes a knight & falls in love with the prince of the kingdom he's protecting :)
twoa, tcon, ion, & bote - these wips all take place in the same universe, which is also collectively called twoa. this is a universe where gods exist and different human/humanoid people are spread throughout the universe. earth shows up a few times, but isn't the main focus of the series. almost all characters are gods, demigods, or mages, but there are also a few other magical beings & mortals mixed in.
tcor - a story about a girl falling into a world she doesn't belong in with few memories and the knowledge that something is after her. (no it's not horror lol). with the help of a few friends, she's determined to get to the bottom of the mystery and fend off whatever's hunting her down.
beachside - ten kids end up in a replica of their hometown, except they're alone and this version of it is considerably more hostile. just a lot of found family honestly.
these aren't all my wips, but they're the majority of them, as well as the ones i work on the most. while it may not be mentioned in the summaries i gave here, all of them are queer & include romance, usually multiple romances. (i may be aroace, but i write a lot of romance.)
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thanks to everyone who read through this whole post :) hope yall enjoyed it.
if anyone ever wants to talk about hp/the marauders, my dms are always open! i'm a multishipper to the core so i promise you we will find some common ground
see yall around :)
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vulpes115 · 1 month
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Happy 64th birthday to my best girl Dorcas Meadowes.
Who was the Slytherin Queen herself.
Whose main ambition was to change the world so badly, to make the world a better, kinder place.
Whose beauty, seemingly effortless talent and cool unbothered demeanor was the envy of Hogwarts.
Who put so much effort into appearing that way that no one but those closest to her would ever know.
Who was an excellent Quidditch chaser, and an even better duelist.
Who was the big sister to the rest of the Skittles who still chose to fight against them on the side of the right nonetheless.
Who even with that never stopped loving them even as she cursed their names, even as she faced them in battle, even after they died.
Who loved Marlene McKinnon, who she claimed to hate, who she had spent years in a bitter Quidditch rivalry with, since the moment she first saw her smile after a big win.
Who loved that girl so much that when Marlene died, Dorcas did too, but not without dragging over two dozen death eaters down with her.
Who was so powerful, that even at only 21 years old, Voldemort had to kill her himself.
Who in a kinder universe would be celebrating her 64th birthday after having successfully taken the Wizarding world by storm, surrounded by the Skittles and her wonderful wife, but alas that is not the universe we got.
But still her life mattered, and her sacrifice still helped change the world, even if she never got to see it.
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