as the “spare” regulus’s birthday is definitely december 26 because nobody remembers it and if they do, they bunch it with christmas.

brain filled with jegulus uni au where james walks into the wrong lecture, all tired and sleep deprived, with baby harry on his chest. cue regulus falling in love with the hot dilf that doesn't belong in his post modernism class and who he knows for a fact is sirius' best friend

first chapter is officially out :) 

Marauders fans be like “i read AU’s to escape the pain of cannon” and then the AU is the bloody Hunger Games

“who do you belong to?”

If I told you that Regulus’s design was inspired by shaggy old English sheepdogs would you believe me—

Regulus Headcanon:

He knows a bunch of languages, it was something he was interested in and he actually learned them unlike Sirius. Pandora is Greek and sometimes she will ramble in Greek and Regulus matches her. Remus speaks Dutch and more often then not uses it for cursing but Regulus call him out every time. Lily learned German and gets really frustrated when Regulus knows it too. Hogwarts may have people from all over but generally Regulus can understand basically anyone it’s his biggest flex.

But he doesn’t know Hindi and of course that is the language James speaks. And Regulus doesn’t understand him. It drives him crazy. But James loves speaking Hindi to Regulus because he knows that Regulus doesn’t understand him.

Is Schneider the only italian that respects their food😭😭😭

I’m sorry but bartylus will forever remain in my heart as the young teenage couple who married the moment they got out of college, maybe even earlier.

They met in elementary and were unofficially dating from 7th grade to freshman year of high school until Barty loudly shouted out “THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND FUCKFACE!” When some dude insulted Regulus’ overly pretentious attitude. They were never seen separated and are often found in the halls holding hands and getting food together, they share a locker so people often see Barty getting snacks from Regulus’ locker, and spend their free period in each other’s classes so much so that the teachers just accept the extra student.

Sirius runs away and Barty is with him nonstop that he tries to switch his classes to be with him, but only stops cuz it’s too late in the semester. They get engaged during graduation and run away in the middle of the night to elope and officially cut off their family (except Mrs Crouch) when they enter college.

They are the messy and sleazy married couple with the deepest and loyal love for each other, it’s just a little hard to tell with the bickering. They have 2 cats and German shepherd who they treat better than anyone else and Barty makes vulgar comments when older people comment on how young they married.

They spent their honeymoon going around restaurants and fake proposing to get free deserts before heading back to their tiny apartment and basically disappear for like 3 months which makes their friends worried asf until they spot Regulus and Barty getting ice cream in a park one midsummer and Dorcas is like “I NEARLY CALLED THE COPS??”

Kay that’s all gnnnm

regulily & wolfstar where it's rich as fuck sirius and reg meeting up after years to try to reconnect, and meeting up in a cafe as its neutral ground but remus and lily work there and are just watching as a man dressed in leather and spikes and ripped denim, holding a motorbike helmet, shouts at a man who looks so similar to him but is wearing a black victorian suit and a briefcase with a jack the ripper badge.

Regulus "I would die for you" Black and James "i would kill for you" Potter

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Remus "I would die for you" Lupin and Sirius "i would die with you" Black

Reg: *walks down into the common room wearing James' jumper*

Sirius: oh my god, are you wearing a Christmas jumper!?

Reg: what? No! It's a winter jumper.

Remus: Prongs doesn't own winter jumpers, just Christmas jumpers, right?

James: *malfunctioning slightly* you're wearing my jumper. He's wearing my jumper. Reggie is wearing my jumper-

Reg: *goes over to put his finger over James' lip, kissing his cheek* yes, your winter jumper, right?

James: *honestly melting* right.

Remus and Sirius: cheater!

Every day I tell myself James would want me to go to sleep early and get a good nights rest and I plan on doing so but then the evil spirit of Regulus Black comes to me to whisper “or you could stay up until 2am doing absolutely nothing” and so I nod and do exactly as he says bc… he’s Regulus Black.

pornstar jeggy but one of them is tied eagle spread 2 the bed

i love love jegulus and the ropebunny kink cause james is just one of those guys who really got into scouts as a kid, got all his badges and passed every test. he learnt every way to tie a rope and make all sorts of knots. yeah he thought it was pointless but he was just convinced that when the world is gonna end, he'll be the one to survive. then enter regulus and james is on his sex shit and when regulus asks him to be tied up, james is so ready to pull out his badges cause he knows just how to do it

regulus forgets to bring jackets or hoodies often when it gets colder. he doesn't accept any from anyone either. except for barty, he always takes barty's jacket, hoodie, etc.

he also doesn't forget them on purpose wdym pandora

until that one night where he takes james jacket and watches barty grow incredibly jealous (but that wasn't on purpose either, of course)

“Time continued to pass. He never did fall in love again”

oh so you want me to kill myself ? you want me to END MY LIFE ???

ahb never truly leaves my mind

James: Ooh I love your garden we should put our tulips together *finger guns*

Regulus *gardening: There is no way in hell I’m letting your plants near mine, you kill anything you touch

Remus: right over his head every time

I’m thinking about a jegulily fic (cause I’m a touch obsessed) where James is blind and will purposely forget to bring his cane out with him on days where he’s going out with Regulus and/or Lily so he has an excuse to hold their hands for the entire day.

This is the most James potter thing I’ve ever heard.