barty is a mamas boy with major daddy issues *drops mic*

barty “i am my mothers child, and my father’s son” crouch

I have a headcanon that Effie turned into a therapist after taking in both of the Black Brothers:)

She’s sees a lot of people(mostly teens)

okay but Barty Crouch Jr who originally supported his dad. Barty Crouch Jr. who was horrified when he got put in Slytherin. Barty Crouch Jr. who was even more horrified when he found out he would be sharing a dorm with children of death eaters. Barty Crouch Jr. who didn't know that the emotional and physical abuse he was going through at home was n't normal. Barty Crouch Jr. who stayed up at night wondering why he wasn't put in ravenclaw. Barty Crouch Jr. who hated himself for not being good enough for Ravenclaw. Barty Crouch Jr. whos dad encouraged that self hatred. Barty Crouch Jr. who didn't eat or sleep so he could study so he could get good grades becaude he wasn't good at anything else. Barty Crouch Jr. who played quiddich even though he hated it.

Barty Crouch Jr. who was a "good kid"

Everyone sees Barty as this risk taking lunatic and he has his hair died and has all the these piercings and tattoos and is really tall and muscular and he loves the stop light.

But noooo, Barty is still kind of crazy(I headcanon him as bipolar)(I’ve been doing my research on bipolar, so i still don’t know much about it) but he does not risk take, his hair is this messy well groomed blonde hair and he has these freckles that are all over his face and body, and he terrified of needles and my dude is only like 5’7 or at the shortest like 5’6(his height ranges around 5’6 to 5’8) even Regulus is taller than him, and hates the spotlight he’s always hiding behind Evan or Dorcas(I headcanon Dorcas and Evan to be like really tall)(Evan is like 6’1 and Dorcas is like 6’0) and he has zero muscle at all. But like Barty is still crazy but like he doesn’t really show people that he’s crazy(because he doesn’t want it to get out too his dad) and he also very twitchy and jittery but like he’s also very irritable, like if Evan says something that upsets him, they will get in a screaming match even though Evans’s a good 7inches tall than him.

Also Barty always wears skinny jeans, a white collared shirt and a sweater vest and Evans is always wearing sweatshirts and jeans(there styles are very different) and Barty is always stealing his hoodies to sleep in and shit

Hopefully all of this made sense

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So I have a headcanon that Dolores(Umbridge) had the biggest crush on Regulus and she would do anything to get his attention but little does she know what he and James Potter be doing in the room of requirements.🤭

(Btw Regulus and Umbridge are the same age)(they were both born in 1961)(and their both slytherins)

In like Regulus’ sixth year he had this desire to straighten his very curly hair, he had his Straightened for the rest of hogwarts and he didn’t like un-straighten his hair until he was like 23ish(I will always love straight haired Regulus) and also the under lair of his hair is blonde(him and Cissa be matching) and everybody was mortified by his straight hair especially James and Sirius. Did I mention that Barty was the one that helped him straighten it,Dorcas and Evan were so mad at him for helping Regulus for doing that.

marauders band au headcanon

when they got big and would have sold out concerts james would always cry during the concert. it became such a regular thing that the fans crowns the area that made james cry the most (its always the london concert)

regulus regularly attends their concerts and fans loves to play the game “spot the lionheart”

sirius and remus regularly flirts in every interview, posts, concert, music vids, anywhere and they never confirmed or deny the dating rumours they only confirmed by posting a pic after their wedding

peter is the most active online. he loves interacting with the fans on twitter, posting random vids on tiktok, teasing the fans with short clips of them recording, and commenting on random vids (usually tags james on marauder memes)

fans immediately knows when a song is written by remus. from the 1st line they knew immediately. the band doesnt know how they knew but they just do (remus’ songs usually ends up in depressing playlists lol)

sirius directs all their music videos, album covers, photoshoots and more. he also works closely with the outfit team and makes sure their outfits matches the marauder’s personality

their 1st hit song was written by remus and james. the title of the song was glorious star and it was about the black brothers. the fan fave line is “you shine brighter than your name / i cant ever look away” and “i want take you from the sky / hide you in my heart”

peter’s songs always ends up on tiktok and gets used as a sound and he loves dueting all of it

Marauders fame au (Set To Storm) info

James- Drums

Sirius- Lead (singer and guitar)

Remus- Bass

Peter- Rhythm

Lily- Lead (singer and guitar)

Mary- Bass and backup vocals

Marlene- Drums

Regulus- Lead singer

Barty- Lead guitar

Evan- Bass

Pandora- Rhythm

Dorcas- Backup vocals

On random days that have no rhyme or reason for why it’s like this, Barty wakes up freakishly early—again, for no reason—and immediately has so much energy and I think Evan hates him a little bit for it

☆ I want to have friends like them, it would be chaotic!!

Art by @sophithil

the taxpayers wrote I Love You Like an Alcoholic about Rosekiller

Random marauders headcanons!!

Sirius does not like physical touch unless it's a bro hug with James or Remus is touching him. He can make an exception if someones really upset tho

Regulus is one of those people who smoke then aggressively cough after. He tries to hide it when he smokes with Barty and Evan but he doesn't do great 😭

Barty is either sickly sweet to people (Pandora, Dorcas, Lily, Evan ect) or grabs at every opportunity to insult them (James, Sirius, not as much Remus funnily enough). And if he actually hates them he just punches them

Peter can breakdance strangely well??

Marlene doesn't wear makeup apart from an eyeliner pencil. Not in a pick me kinda way she just genuinely does not know what the fuck to do 😭

Regulus's favourite chocolate is white, and he loves sugar. Sirius is the opposite, he likes dark chocolate and doesnt mind sugar but it's definitely not his favourite

Dorcas is genuinely so sarcastic and funny, but Pandora does not understand sarcasm. My girl is confused

Peter is a silent judger. He will give you dirty looks and side eyes but if you ask what the problem is he's like 'nothingg...'

Mary really suits red and wears mostly that but she buys all her room decorations pink

Lily's favourite flowers are daisies. James always gets her Lilys and she finds it endearing, she doesn't tell him that tho (i love jegulus too don't bite me)

Majority of them smoke but Sirius, Remus and Barty do it most often. Remus doesn't like Sirius doing this. On the contrary, Pandoras never touched a cig in her life

Sirius and Regulus both have French accents, but Sirius's fades over the years. Of course, in some words he has a little French flair.

Pandora lets bugs crawl on her unless it's a hosile one. In that case, she gently scoops it of her and puts it where its safe

Lily and mary lie next to eachother in bed with facemasks on and they just sit in comfortable silence

Dorcas has really long natural nails. Her and Marls are both on the asexual spectrum so she doesn't need to trim them unless it's once in a blue moon.

Marlene sits cross-legged like a child whenever she can (same)

barty who loves to play with evans rings and tries them on but without fail he gets them stuck of his fingers. evan calls him an dumbass as he pulls them off and bartys sat there blushing like a idiot looking up at him

there isn't a single universe in which regulus likes girls

The Marauders as Reckimg Ball by Mother Mother