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viralvava · 1 year

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The CV3 gang + Dracula for the meme? :>

FINALLY getting to this one, god im so sorry lmao ive been distracted by a certain funky new interest

okie dokie, first up: trevor!

favourite thing about them: uuh okay so basically everything but to pinpoint something specific: his personality? peak. hes a DISASTER. kind of an asshole prick. and i love that! its so good because get this: trevor is, in a way, the Quintessential Belmont, hes the blueprint as far as chronological goes (ignoring leon because he kind of doesnt exactly fit the dracula-stabbing mold im afraid) and he sets mad shit up, he literally befriends the series Big Good. and yet hes still a jerk. hes obviously flawed. hes the blueprint for a bloodline of noble heroes and yet hes so obviously human! hes a guy! hes kind of a bastard, prone to a stupid mistake or two, and of course even then hes still very much a Good Guy. hes loyal, has a strong moral compass, is generally friendly when hes not being a total bitch... you get it

least favourite thing about them: netflix. other than that there is nothing wrong with him. except he deserves better tbh i mean hes kind of underrated? for being the mc of the best classicvania and as i said, Quintessential Belmont, as well as kind of just seeming like the kind of character fandom would latch onto, hes not really talked about much unless its netflix!trevor. on one hand im glad he gets left alone mostly, but on the other its kind of a shame :(

favourite line: "INCINERATE!" but actually, im really fond of all his really bitchy lines to hector. "For one that served under Dracula, you seem much too weak." and "Be that as it may, I am the one who shall vanquish him, your meddling is unwelcome. Leave him to me!" (note, i love how he just Keeps Going when he talks, my man cannot end a sentence or take a pause for the life of him)

brOTP: so that i dont repeat the same thing too much, lets go with hector & trevor! i think they could be good friends :>. julia too, trevor has no qualms about hanging with witches considering he married one (but trevor & grant have my whole heart im sorry)

OTP: trevor/grant/sypha/alucard :D but if i had to pick just one, then i guess it would be trevor/sypha, since. its canon

nOTP: iiii cant really think of one? other than the complete obvious. there are some ships i dont really vibe with but nothing i dislike enough to go full on "fuck no" for.

random headcanon: a version of the events from each casino type game trevor is in did happen, because the idea that he kicked draculas teeth in that many times is really funny. angela from the pachinko or whatever is his friend who he has literally never mentioned to anyone ever because he forgor :)

unpopular opinion: i dont really know whatd be unpopular? lmao

song i associate with them: Belmont the Legend, pretty obviously, but moreso than that: Beginning! i think it fits the vibe of "silly whacky group of friends who may be kissing go on a magical adventure to knock draculas shit sideways". as for actual songs, uh, ummm. Hell's Comin' With Me by Poor Mans Poison :p

favourite picture of them: gotta be one of these

now for best boy grant

favourite thing about them: his friendship with trevor!! very cute it makes my brain explode

least favourite thing about them: konami why did you put him in the basement? give him back now

favourite line: "I can help you a lot because I am very fast." he can help me a lot because he is very fast

brOTP: grant & trevor obviously! but grant & sypha is peak too, they bond over their shared stupid idiot. maybe he could befriend hector because of all the stealing hector does?

OTP: same as ever, trevor/grant/sypha/alucard, but to pick just one itd be grant/trevor

nOTP: havent got one lmao

random headcanon: hes a good cook! he made trevor the curry that you can steal from him in curse of darkness

unpopular opinion: more interesting than sypha tbh im sorry but he is

song i associate with them: i dont really have any :( but he can share beginning?

favourite picture of them: love the sotn fake grant sprite i really do

and sypha time

favourite thing about them: i think its really cool how she serves as the template for a whole bunch of characters after her :D yoko, charlotte, juste, etc etc, lotsa magic users

least favourite thing about them: very underutilised, for someone whos basically trevors main partner as far as canon goes :( also most of her designs suck

favourite line: "I'm Sypha, the Vampire Hunter." awful translation aside, this implies she might have a reputation that trevor would know of. whats her rep goddamnit

brOTP: sypha & alucard! i think theyd be chill. netflix stay away from me

OTP: trevor/grant/sypha/alucard... and sypha/trevor, obviously

nOTP: yea ive got nothin

random headcanon: her and grant barged into julias cabin very soon after curse of darkness concluded demanding to know where trevor was, and the misunderstandings were glorious

unpopular opinion: shes kind of the least interesting to me of the cviii cast... which isnt actually saying much because shes still really interesting, but just less so than the other three. the cviii-ers have a lot of really interesting vague shit its funny

song i associate with them: none, again :(

favourite picture of them:

and now we get to mr. popular, alucard

favourite thing about them: the existence of the secret boots is peak storytelling lets be real here

least favourite thing about them: as the only person in the world who sees alucard as more of a cviii character than a sotn or sorrow character, i wish we got more content of him with his original gang. that isnt netflix. and includes grant.

favourite line: can i go with an unused line? "Farewell, Father. Believe it or not I shall miss you." if not then uhhhh "I'm interested in this."

brOTP: alucard & sypha all day but tbh. arikado & yoko has such potential. arikado & hammer also

OTP: trevor/grant/sypha/alucard, but also just alucard/trevor

nOTP: i dont care if anyone else ships it but alucard with any belmont other than trevor just does Not do it for me for some reason, also mariacard because i just dont care lmao i prefer the sibling dynamic with richter for her

random headcanon: circa 2035 he just puts his neutron bombs in his sink he doesnt care anymore

unpopular opinion: in my heart he belongs with the cviii idiot group the most

song i associate with them: The Tragic Prince! and for not bgm, I'll Know by Red Vox

favourite picture of them:

aaand finally, unexpected suggestion, draccy boy himself

favourite thing about them: hes so fucking stupid how on earth did he fumble leon belmont of all people THAT HARD

least favourite thing about them: half of his designs are peak and the other half kind of suck ass. case in point what the fuck is the crotch mouth on that one final form

favourite line: "Ah, sarcasm." bitch what the fuck are you on. im pretty sure thats just how alucard talks

brOTP: dracula & death friends till the end

OTP: uhhhhh i have no idea! maybe dracula/tomato juice

nOTP: once again i have no idea aside from the obvious

random headcanon: he had a nintendo switch in the year 1455

unpopular opinion: what the fuck is an unpopular opinion for dracula ermmm i guess that i think that his one form in cviii where hes just a mass of melted heads is really fucking cool

song i associate with them: A Toccata Into Blood Soaked Darkness!! peak dracula theme, sweeps Dance of Illusions tbh. Proof of Blood as well (i love Old Enemy but the wraith isnt really dracula to me)

favourite picture of them:

#once again SORRY I TOOK SO LONG

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pidovelove · 1 year

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Intro post

[ID: A pokecharms trainer card. The card is purple, and the trainer avatar is of an alternative white man. His name is listed as Helios, and his team consists of a Pidove, a Gogoat, an Absol, and a Mabostiff. /End ID]

Hello! I see you've found my little blogging corner!

I'm Helios. I'm a physically disabled trainer, and this blog is mostly about the flock I keep and my service Pokemon. 23, He/Him, born and raised as a Kalos farmboy, currently residing in Hoenn, and a flying type lover through and through, though my heart goes to feathered friends specifically. I am a professional Pidove breeder and mostly focus on producing healthy, stable Pokemon that make good partners for people who want easy to care for mons.

I understand Pidoves can be wild caught and that the idea of buying a common pokemon seems idiotic. My operation is one that ensures quality flying types using specifically selected Unfezant, who are treated well and retired after a certain number of clutches to become flock or pet birds. All birds released into the wild due to poor temperament are properly raised to be able to survive.

The Pokemon I keep on me as my team are:

Doki, Pidove, Female, Impish Nature. A friend from my flock who I formed a bond with. I only keep more lax birds as breeding birds, but Doki sustained an injury and couldn't be safely released into the wild. She is one of my best friends now, and my pet for life.

Moss, Gogoat, Male, Calm Nature. One of my two service Pokemon. I have issues with walking, and Moss is capable of carrying me on bad days. He sits well in a pokeball and often has to for trips in which I may need him, but may not, but at home he likes to walk around outside by the loft or play with Jubi.

Jubilee Aka Jubi, Absol, Female, Serious Nature. Jubi is my primary service pokemon, trained to provide walking support, item retrieval, opening doors, and to seek assistance in case of a medical emergency. I've had her since I was a little kid, and she means the world to me.

Scrooge, Mabostiff, Male. Scrooge is a deaf rescue that I adopted for company around the house. So far, he's settled in very nicely!

Oh, and some photographs of me!

[ID: Two picrews of Helios. He is a young man with dark brown eyes and blonde hair that falls down his neck and almost covers his right eye. He has a somewhat alternative sense of fashion. /End ID]

(OOC under the readmore)

Hiii! I follow from the blog @unconscious-surmise . one of my special interests is pigeons, so I figured playing a character who owned the pokemon equivalent of a pigeon breeding operation would be fun. I promise that Helios does do things ethically around here, and I'm looking forward to interactions with the pokeblogging community!

I am interested in interactions but even if I don't get them I will just post Helios and his birds

I am a minor and I am not interested in romantic roleplay. If my age makes you uncomfortable please block!

#pokeblogging #pokeblog intro #pkmn irl #pinned

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inkyquince · 2 years

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i am so so sorry for spamming your inbox quince. but the idea of a brahms! kylar has me thinking about other horror movie characters and which dol character could totally fit. (also if you did horror au posts i’d love to read them all!!!)

sydney the fallen — pazuzu because i think demon sydney would be super hot

sydney the faithful — nina from black swan, even if the movie isn’t exactly horror. pc could totally be mila kunis in this au, “guiding” sydney down a path of corruption.

jordan — valak aka. the nun demon from the conjuring universe. i’d also think he’d be a member of the hårga from midsommar. maybe similar to pelle, leading people to their deaths via sacrifice.

whitney — pinhead. i’d think he’d delight in torturing souls. but also an incubus/succubus like from jennifer’s body. he would totally accidentally get sacrificed to the devil when he lied about being a virgin.

eden — as you mentioned before, jason voorhees. the man that stalks the woods would be exactly like the slasher who stalks the woods. i’d also throw in michael myers. eden in game acts like a pseudo boogeyman already. he will hunt you in town (it’s unfortunate that he comes during times where i can’t go with him smh). plus i imagine eden to just be this big hulking man like both of them.

bailey — pennywise and bughuul from sinister. he runs the orphanage and definitely feels like child snatcher vibes. funny enough, i think remy would also fit here too. i think bailey would also fit jack torrence. imagine a hopeful bailey with a bit of a rough past but he tries to get better only to be eroded away at until he’s only the douchebag we know (and love).

harper — someone from the facility from the cabin in the woods. they definitely uses the hair dye thing where they used hair dye to make one of the characters think less. i can see them doing this in game.

briar — lestat de lioncourt. idk if interview with a vampire counts as horror but regardless, briar as a vampire? someone who stalks his prey at night and seduces them before biting into them? shivers.

robin — ghostface!! your sweet childhood friend who you hold dear to your heart turns out to be the person killing off your friends and even your significant other!! he’s so desperately in love with you and wants you. and he has the perfect plan to stage you two making it out alive with the help of someone else (whitney maybe? sydney? kylar?). i’m kind of itching to write a fic about this ngl-

— brahms anon

NEVER APOLOGISE THIS IS GOLDEN

Briar??? BRIAR AS LESTAT??? UR KILLING ME YES YE SYES

i'd acc make Bailey Pinhead. Unnecessary torture and pain? Main stone faced, haunting you? Yes, please. That or Pyramid Head, ngl.

BUT YES WHITNEY AS JENNIFER FROM JENNIFER'S BODY, PRETENDS TO BE A VIRGIN TO FUCK SOMEONE AND GETS SACRIFICED AND FUCKED UP... Thought Sydney the fallen could also be Jennifer, lying to Jordan about still being a virgin despite fucking the PC and it goes wrong as FUCK. Sydney the faithful AS NINA YES YES ABSOLUTELY, BEING A PERFECTIONIST AND FALLING SO BADLY.

Whitney is always gonna be Billy as Ghostface for me. Unoriginal I know, but GOD.

Robin acc feels like... Alice Sweet Alice, with an old bat framing him for her crimes.

Harper would be that old couple from Rosemary's Baby, drugging you and gaslighting the absolute FUCK out of you when he's done something terrible to you.

Kylar as Billy Lenz/Brahms is of course, the best, but he also makes a good Stu for the other Ghostface lad. OR THE GUY FROM MY BLODDY VALENTINE. ALSO MONIKA FROM DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB

Leighton as that old fuck from Dont Breathe? Maybe?

Wren is Pelle from Midsommar because yeah sure, he's sweet but NOT TO BE FUCKING TRUSTED

Honestly? Get Harper, Bailey, Remy, Leighton, Wren, Briar, Niki, Landry and make them the family from Ready or Not with Ivory Wraith being the spirit they sacrifice the PC to.

Alex, Remy and Wren being the trio brothers from House of Wax.

Or yknow.

Get Bailey, Eden and Wren and make them the killers from You're Next. Just so we get three hot men in masks that I would smash

#bramhs anon #ehehe #fun #horror au #god i love slashers #hhhhh

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stormyoceans · 1 year

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[VICE VERSA episode 5 parts 1&2]

Someone pointed this out ages ago but it suuucks that Tun’s dream is coming true and he isn’t even there for it

DAMMIT WHEN UP AND AOU GRABBED EACH OTHER’S FACES IN CELEBRATION THEY SHOULD’VE KISSED

Uh Puen, you went from “I’m not messing with you” to “ayyy thanks for the kiss it worked wonders for my script”, not a good look

Omg I loooove the director

Again, as an ace person, the “I’m not into love” “just open your heart” dialogue is a little……

THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH SHOUJO FFS, FRUITS BASKET IS ONE OF THE BEST MANGA OUT THERE

“It’s about a very nosy man” “you mean me?” Yes thank you Talay that was the joke

“I see you like it, so it has my attention” Puen: *d-doki*

So, uh, Puen? Here’s a lesson about love: most people in a serious relationship are open about themselves

Ugh, I understand how painful it must be for Talay to see how much distance Puen has been keeping between them

“I’ve always wanted to date younger boys” UHH–

Imagine being stuck in the wrong universe alone because the only person who made it bearable went back, fuuuuuuccckkk

“That answer means you won’t wait for me, right?” TALAAAAY ;;;;;

THE “MOUTHING WORDS” THING CAME BACK IN THE BEST AND CUTEST WAY POSSIBLE

It’s one thing to have different rules and materials but now we have proof the whole-ass /climate/ is different, good god

Someone pointed this out ages ago but it suuucks that Tun’s dream is coming true and he isn’t even there for it <<<<< yeah universe travelling pretty much sucks no matter how you look at it, because the person you switch with can either a) ruin your entire life (IM LOOKING AT YOU TESS YOU TWAT), or b) make it better, which is obviously the preferred option, but it’s still hard in a way because you weren’t there to experience and earn all that, which is also why i think tun will never really become a part of 'friend credits'

DAMMIT WHEN UP AND AOU GRABBED EACH OTHER’S FACES IN CELEBRATION THEY SHOULD’VE KISSED <<<<< IM SORRY I CANNOT SPEAK ON THIS however you are very right and no one can convince me that these two haven’t at least kissed a couple of times as practice in the past

Uh Puen, you went from “I’m not messing with you” to “ayyy thanks for the kiss it worked wonders for my script”, not a good look <<<<< king of making his life so much more difficult by hiding himself behind the ‘it’s just for my writing’ excuse!!!! but also i think it’s very important to notice that when talay points it out in the flashback puen replies “i kissed you because i felt like kissing you”. since puen is so bold, i feel like we tend to forget that he also never had a real relationship or any big experience with love before talay, so most of the time he’s just playing it by ear and learning as he goes. the kiss was such a big step forward in genuinely acting on his feelings, however he’s still gonna make a lot of mistakes, even if they come from a good place

Again, as an ace person, the “I’m not into love” “just open your heart” dialogue is a little…… <<<<< yeah unfortunately the show isn’t too aroace friendly since it’s so big on romantic love and some things come off as pretty distasteful since talay is so against it at the beginning, i just hope it’s not gonna make you too uncomfortable!!!

THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH SHOUJO FFS, FRUITS BASKET IS ONE OF THE BEST MANGA OUT THERE <<<<< HALLELUJAH AMEN PREACH IT FRIEND!!!!!!!!!

“I see you like it, so it has my attention” Puen: *d-doki* <<<<< I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS MOMENT because the show focuses way more on puen taking down talay’s walls rather than the other way around so i deeply cherish all the little scenes where you can see just how much talay is affecting puen too. puen acts so confident most of the time but as soon as talay flirts back or shows genuine interest for him he turns the puppy eyes on and he's like 'you're INTERESTED in puen? you're interested in puen for real? oh! OH! love for talay. love for talay for one thousand years!!!!!!' AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH FOR IT he is both confident and shy and likes shoujo and just wants to love and be loved AND IM SORRY FOR BEING SO DISGUSTINGLY BIASED BUT I WOULD DIE FOR HIM

“That answer means you won’t wait for me, right?” TALAAAAY ;;;;; <<<<< the way it breaks my heart to remember all the times talay expressed his fear of being left behind and how puen reassured him over and over again that he wasn’t going anywhere only to have the universe separate them anyway later on……. CURRENTLY CHEWING ON AN ENTIRE TRAY MADE OF GLASS

THE “MOUTHING WORDS” THING CAME BACK IN THE BEST AND CUTEST WAY POSSIBLE <<<<< MOST PRECIOUS MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE SHOW THE LITTLE RUN AT THE END WAS DEVASTATING. bet he spent the rest of the evening writing puen + talay all over his notebook and drawing little hearts around it

I just feel bad for Talay because it feels like he won’t allow himself to fall in love with Puen because Mr Cool Guy insists on keeping that emotional distance despite obviously being head over heels, RELATIONSHIPS NEED TWO (or more) SIDES PUEN <<<<< it’s so interesting to see how other people view the different stages of their relationship because the first time i watched the show episode 5 was actually a big turning point for me. coming from episode 4, i was still very attuned to talay’s feelings, but weirdly enough this was the moment where i started to feel puen’s honesty and understand his wish for talay to get to know him without any preconception tied to ‘puen the actor’. i do understand how closing that part of himself off and not telling talay his real name can be perceived as emotional distance though, that’s definitely valid, please don’t get me wrong!!! i’ve just never felt like it mattered that much because to me puen is letting talay know a part of himself that he hardly ever shows to anyone, the real puen, and that's what's important

#hope it doesn't look like im disregarding your opinion at the end because that's the last thing i want to do #i value your opinion and perspective on things a lot!!!!#vera and monica watch vice versa #m: ask

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reddy-reads · 10 months

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State of the bookshelf 7/10/23

It is JULY.

I read a lot of Courtney Milan’s romances recently. I really love her work not just because it makes me feel things (my heart goes doki doki etc) and not just because her characters are great (they are) or even because she includes characters who are queer and POC without making the whole story About That (although she does), but because her books also have these supporting themes that just get me so emotional.

Recently read:

What Happened at Midnight, Courtney Milan. Romance novella. I loved it. In this story, the two leads (w/m) actually knew each other and were engaged… until the heroine’s father is revealed to be a swindler and crook. The heroine runs off before she can be jailed, but she ends up in very reduced circumstances. When the hero finds her again, she is working as a lady’s companion in a household where the lord of the house is abusively controlling. They team up and serve him his comeuppance. (And the heroine also gets the lady of the house away and to safety as well!) (Suffice to say, content note for domestic abuse and period-typical misogyny) Oh, and there’s a really nice little bit where the heroine plays the piano and thinks about the uhhhh the musical… theory? Of the piece she plays. Recommended! (Disclaimer that there is a sex scene)

The Lady’s Guide to Celestial Mechanics, Olivia Waite. Romance novel. LOVED IT. This one’s wlw, and the protagonists are a woman astronomer and the widow of a famous astronomer. Although the widow has been around scientists all her life and has facilitated their work, her passion is in embroidery. This one also gets a content note for domestic abuse since the dead astronomer husband—may he rot in obscurity—was a shitbag. The book overall has some really beautiful things to say about science, art, and the interplay between the two. The nature same-sex relationships is also visited a lot, and quite tenderly. Strongly recommended! (Disclaimer that there are sex scenes)

Snow Way Out, Christine Husom. Mystery novel. Loved it! The premise is already good: the heroine runs a shop that sells snowglobes. One night, when she’s alone in the store, she finds a new one on the shelf. It shows a scene with a man sitting on a park bench… and the snow inside is still falling, as though the snowglobe was just set down. Later, she walks home via the park and finds the same scene reenacted—except that the man on the bench has been murrrrrdered! From there, the actual plot is fine. (Caveat: it wasn’t great. But it was serviceable.) But what I really really liked about it was that the heroine and one of her friends are both adopted! And yet! The story is not About Being Adopted. Instead, the characters get to be characters. That is SO refreshing. And the characters’ feelings about their families felt very realistic to me. I later learned that the author’s sister was adopted, which makes sense :) Strongly recommended!

Hen Fever, Olivia Waite. Romance novella. Loved it! This is the same author as Celestial Mechanics, and it’s another wlw book. I thought it was really fun. One of the heroines is super duper interested in chickens, which was very entertaining to me. The other protagonist is a war widow, and she and her quirky friends go and live in a big mansion and… listen, this book was very delightful and an easy read, and the bit with the quirky friends living together in the big house just read like Comfort Escapism to me, in the best way. (Disclaimer that all the quirky friends are also pretty obviously traumatized by the war; the escapism is that they are now able to life comfortable and safe lives in this big house wow that was a depressing sentence.) Recommended, especially if you like chickens. (Disclaimer that there is a sex scene)

Once Upon a Marquess, Courtney Milan. (Worth series #1) Romance novel (w/m). I read this one as an audiobook so I feel like I missed some stuff. It was solid but I didn’t LOVE it like I normally love her books. It’s also the first of a series, and it kind of feels like one. There are a lot of threads Milan is trying to establish, which she explores throughout the rest of the series, but because she is weaving those in now the book overall feels a little scattered in parts. That said, it’s still a solid story. I liked the characters, especially the way the protagonists talked to each other.

Her Every Wish, Courtney Milan. Romance novella (w/m). Side story in the Worth series. I LOVED this one. It’s very short, and it follows Daisy, who enters a competition to get funding to start a business. She’s the only woman in the running. Her friend and onetime-lover Crash helps her prepare. This one is SUPER GOOD because of the Themes. Crash is brown, multi-racial, illegitimate, and his family is poor. Despite this, he values himself and his family, and he is proud of his heritage. The way he speaks of his family actually made me tear up (in context, this is a good thing). Loved this book, and it’s extra great because it’s so short you can read it in one sitting.

After the Wedding, Courtney Milan. Romance novel, Worth series #2 (w/m). In this one, we follow another noblewoman brought low by circumstance. This one was solid as well. The man-love interest is flawed in ways that are totally believable but that I occasionally found frustrating. That said, I enjoyed the story overall. I especially liked the side characters who are employees in the man’s family’s company.

The Suffragette Scandal, Courtney Milan. Romance novel, part of the Brothers Sinister series.(w/m) I LOVED THIS ONE. The heroine is a suffragette, and the hero is a scoundrel who is secretly a lord. Their meetcute is amazingly cute. (The hero’s like “oh you’re a suffragette.” and the heroine’s like “You’re pronouncing the word wrong. You need an exclamation point, like ‘huzzah! Suffragettes!’” It’s very charming. Anyway.) this is another one where Milan’s best quality as a romance author—her inclusion of additional themes—is on display. You might assume this time I’m talking about gender equality and feminism, but actually the theme that once again had me on the verge of tears was persistence. Specifically, the characters talk about how the suffragettes keep fighting for equality despite seemingly insurmountable odds. The analogy they use is trying to drain the Thames with a thimble. And they talk about why and how the suffragettes keep going. It’s good. Strongly strongly recommend. Also note that there are sex scenes.

Okay, currently reading:

When Women Were Dragons by Kelly Barnhill. This one’s about female rage. I’m not sure how I feel about the book yet. The way in which it is written is a little unconventional, and it’s… more engaging on an intellectual level than emotional level? It would be more accurate to say that I’m interested in what will happen to the protagonist than that I care about her. Like… It feels more like a thought exercise than a story. It reads more like a biography—interrupted by excerpts from in-universe documents—than a story. But I’m halfway through and I don’t dislike the experience. It’s compelling, kinda. But I don’t feel connected to it.

The Devil Comes Courting, Courtney Milan. This is also in the Worth series. It’s finally in China, so yay. I tried to read this one before but didn’t get far into it, so I hope I enjoy it this time.

Recent entries on the amnesty list (AKA DNFs, AKA did-not-finish books)

Two Parts Sugar, One Part Murder, by Valerie Burns: I didn’t like the narrator so I didn’t make it past the 2nd chapter. I know she’s going to undergo a lot of character development, but eh. Maybe I’ll check out one of the later books in the series.

A Game of Cones by Abby Collette. There was nothing “wrong” with this book, but the antagonist characters were so antagonistic I didn’t want to read any more. It’s a balance.

Recent and ongoing rereads

Reread: Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal, Making Money, The Truth, and Unseen Academicals.

Currently rereading Thief of Time

Also rereading Cheddar Off Dead by Korina Moss

#state of the bookshelf #courtney milan #genre romance #genre mystery #representation in media #diversity and representation #christine husom #olivia waite #some negative opinions also

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thenovelartist · 3 years

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And there was only One Bed - Tears of Themis Headcanons

Premise: There’s only one room left in the hotel, meaning the guys have to be roomies with MC for a night.

Luke

Err… his cheeks are red now.

He’s having to check with MC if she’s okay with it. Not that they had much of a choice.

They take the room, only to discover one bed.

And forget his crush on her; that’s the least of his problems.

He knows she shifts in her sleep.

“You take half and I take half?” MC offers. “Like when we were kids?”

He sighs, lamenting his fate. “I’m so gonna end up on the floor.”

“Sorry.”

When it comes to who showers first: rock, paper, scissors.

He’s the least phased of all the guys by the whole “share one bathroom” situation. They grew up together. They sometimes used to have quick conversations through the bathroom door, normally just a question or two about what they wanted for dinner or if their phone went off and it was their parents.

Which happened this time. “There was a vending machine down stairs. You want anything? And if you mention that diet, I’m getting you two of your favorite candy bars.”

“Just one and only one.”

“You got it.”

(@gavin-plz-call-me once called them the “King and Queen of No Boundaries” and I will never forget it.)

Eventually, Luke makes sure MC’s settled in for bed while he’s planning to stay up a little and figure out tomorrow’s game plan.

Until she literally drags him to bed.

He can’t protest against her.

Contrary to what he thought, he did not end up on the floor.

But it was kinda hard to sleep when the girl of his dreams decided his chest was her new snuggle pillow halfway through the night.

He’ll cave and roll with it. Be selfish just for tonight and hold her there.

Come morning, she apologizes for disrupting him, he dismisses it. And both their cheeks are red.

But it doesn’t phase them. Give it half an hour, they’re back to normal.

(Bonus: “So, kid. Let me get this straight,” Aaron Yishmir started. “You spent the night with her, and you’re still not gonna tell her anything?”

“It wasn’t like that!”

“You’re hopeless.)

Vyn

Well… this is a predicament.

However, they come to some awkward agreement that if it’s the only place to sleep for the night, they’ll take it and figure it out as they go.

However, things only go from bad to worse when they learn there’s only one bed.

There were very few times since becoming an adult that Vyn ever found himself at a loss. And this was one of those times.

“Um… are you comfortable splitting?”

His glasses almost fell off his face at MCs suggestion.

Before he can even think about suggesting to take the chair, MC is putting up a blanket wall. “Like this?”

Er… aha…

Oh geez, this woman…

He caves to that deep, ugly part of him that’s begging “yes” and agrees.

Then comes the new revelation there’s only one bathroom, which rose the question of who was going to shower when.

He just lets her take the first shower while his mind is still storming.

During that time, he realizes this may be the only time he has the privacy to actually record his voice diary.

It’s a total disaster. He’s in mental turmoil and can barely think straight.

But MC is acting normal, meaning he’s got to try to act normal.

Normally, he takes his showers in the morning, but he takes it at night this time just so he can have another moment of privacy to get his thoughts in order.

This is just a practical arrangement. This is just a practical arrangement. This is just a practical arrangement…

Bedtime rolls around, and poor, unsuspecting Vyn believes they are each going to stay on their respective sides of the bed.

However, Author has a headcanon these two both sleep like dead logs.

Morning rolls around, and they’re still both asleep, only they’re totally entangled.

MC wakes up first, laying on top of Vyn.

And when she freaks, flailing and falling off the bed in the process, that’s when Vyn wakes, too.

It was… an interesting morning to say the least.

They come to the agreement to never speak on it again.

(Until a few years down the line after they’re together and can look back on that day with amusement.)

Artem

When the person at the front desk said there was only one room left, Artem about had a heart attack.

He cannot possibly share a room with MC. That’s super improper.

Will call around to any other hotel in the area, but no avail.

MC will literally have to drag this poor man up to the room.

“It will be fine, Artem.”

Except, it wasn’t. There was one bed.

Cue almost heart attack number 2.

He almost left to go sleep in the car. MC had to restrain him.

“We can share right? Like, if we—”

“No. Absolutely not.”

“Not even if we put a blanket—”

“No. I’ll sleep in the chair.”

There was no convincing him to sleep anywhere else.

And MC tried.

Eventually, she had to surrender. “Fine. Then do you want the first shower?”

Oh… there was only one bathroom… that they’d be sharing…

Cue almost heart attack number 3.

Will legitimately leave the room while she’s showering. He just feels too awkward and like he’s invading her privacy.

Then bed time rolls around and he’s unable to sleep, so he works on his laptop for the time being.

Ends up pulling an all-nighter, which MC anticipated.

She set an alarm for early in the morning so she could then force him to bed for a few hours.

While he insisted he was fine, he was too tired to protest as she pushed him down into bed. “Sleep, will you. I know you didn’t sleep all night.”

Thought he’d have trouble, but he was so wound up all night over everything that had happened that he’s passed out in fifteen minutes.

And stayed out cold for a few hours.

When they left, MC made sure to thank him for being such a gentleman. She thought it was the least she could do for his troubles.

That, and she quite liked the way his ears and neck turned red.

(Bonus: He hopes Celestine never finds out what happened on that business trip.

But when she finds out curtesy of MC, she will never let him live it down.)

Marius

The moment he finds out there’s only one room, he actually gets super flustered.

And as he does, instantly goes in to deflective Playboy Flirt mode.

“Get your head out of the gutter, you little—”

MC shut that down, real quick.

Most he could do then is just say “It can’t be that bad, right? What’s the worst that could happen?”

Well, apparently only be one bed.

Flustered Marius = Playboy Persona

“That’s it,” MC says. “You take the bed.”

“What? Don’t you wanna share?”

“No.”

“Ouch!”

But really, he wants to find some way to get her to take the bed because he really will feel awful otherwise.

Then comes the single bathroom realization.

“You wanna shower together?”

“Marius, I swear I will kick you out of this room and take the keycard from you.”

“Oh, my feisty Miss Attorney.”

“Miss Attorney will sue you for sexual harassment.”

“Understood.”

He gets to shower first, and then ends up giving her some excuse for leaving the room entirely.

He loves teasing her, but this might be the most he’s ever pushed his luck. And he actually doesn’t want her to hate him, so he’ll give her this space at least.

As for the bed situation…

MC tries to sleep on the couch, but he can’t stand it, so he decides to push his luck and simply carry her to bed.

“I won’t pull anything, I swear.”

“The only reason I’m agreeing is because I know I’ll sleep better here than the couch.”

“See?”

“Marius.”

“I’ll shut up.”

Regrets his decision halfway through the night when Mr. Light Sleeper realizes Ms. Dead Log moves in her sleep.

She was snuggled up against his back, and his heart was going doki doki too hard to even think about going back to sleep.

Eventually, he rolls over and snuggles her, not just because he wants to, but he hopes it will keep her still through the night.

Unfortunately, she was not happy in the morning.

“Can’t we talk about this?”

She kept her face turned away from him the rest of the day, but he knew it was red with blush. “Shut up.”

#tears of themis #luke pierce #vyn richter #artem wing #marius von hagen #headcanons #tears of themis headcanons

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𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚

pairing: sakusa kiyoomi x gn!reader

warning(s): usage of the word 'sensei' multiple times

tags: fluff, teacher!au, misunderstandings but everything will be fixed when heart goes doki doki

wc: 4.3k

summary: one kiss is all it takes to fall in love with the math teacher it seems.

a/n: part of the anilysium sfw server collab! my very first collab piece that i was so excited to write that i rushed all my work to get started for. unfortunately, this came out way shorter than i intended so i'll probably upload the parts that didn't make it another time!

the beauty of youth was undeniable.

of course, you'd be aware of this. after all, you didn't have the luxury of being young and carefree. your youth was so consumed by studying and working that you scarcely had time to partake in the activities that painted one's youth in vivid colors.

and now, you were simply an art teacher, helping the students of the middle school you worked at to clean up after their school festival, one of the numerous defining moments of happiness for youngsters.

"y/n-sensei!"

you glance over at the source, waving as the gym teacher, miya atsumu, jogged up to you, smiling with the math teacher in tow.

"the principal has put me in charge of facilitating the clean-up, hence, you-" the blonde says while gesturing to you. "will be teaming up with him to supervise the students and clean up this area," he finishes, jerking the math teacher, sakusa kiyoomi, forward.

"i see..." you reply hesitantly, allowing your eyes to travel upwards.

the twin moles above his eyebrow catch your attention first, and despite being slightly hunched over, the man still towered over you, half of his face hidden by the mask that seemed to be permanently attached to him.

you note the scowl sakusa directs at atsumu, his face darkening with each passing second.

as soon as you make eye contact with him, sakusa quickly averts his eyes as if he has seen something repulsive.

unsurprising, you think. despite this, you maintain a small smile on your face as you nod your head in greeting.

"by the way, he was the one who requested to be paired with you," atsumu adds on, suspiciously full of glee.

when you hear that, you cast a look of confusion at sakusa who avoids your gaze for the second time as he fidgets with his cufflinks.

it was no secret that you, the art teacher, had a strained relationship with sakusa, the math teacher.

two years ago when you had just started out, your art class happened to be scheduled before his math lesson. and after your first lesson, you heard your students complain that they didn't want to paint during your class anymore because sakusa-sensei would reprimand them for not cleaning up properly.

you didn't think too much about it, choosing to bring stronger cleaning supplies to combat the issue.

however, as the weeks passed and the kids continued to complain, you decided to request permission from the principal to utilize a vacant classroom for art lessons. you were ecstatic and hopeful; you wanted your students to recognize your efforts and you didn't want to antagonize the math teacher any further. but you couldn't help but overhear what sakusa had said as you passed through the corridor outside the staffroom.

"it's honestly revolting to step into the classroom."

the skip in your step halted as you came to a stop right behind sakusa, as you continued to eavesdrop on the conversation he was having with the gym teacher.

following that episode, you were granted permission to use an unused classroom and your students stopped complaining about their dreadful math teacher. but you never quite approached sakusa about the matter and neither did he.

in the end, the two of you settled into a highly awkward relationship that started and ended with only exchanging curt nods.

so yes, it was really strange for you to hear that he had been the one to ask to be paired with you to clean up.

"let's get started then," you tell sakusa. "oh, and thanks for coffee earlier miya-sensei, i didn't get a chance to thank you earlier," you say, turning to the blonde.

you flinch slightly as atsumu lets out an obnoxiously loud laugh, slapping sakusa on the back in the process. "it was nothing, glad you enjoyed it though! oh- and, you can call me atsumu." he responds, his voice dipping low and smooth as he leans into your personal space.

but before you can react, atsumu is unceremoniously yanked back by the collar and tossed to the side like a sack of flour.

blinking rapidly, you stare at sakusa who dusts his hands nonchalantly, not sparing a glance at his friend before brushing past you to get the broom.

what a strange fellow. your eyes involuntarily follows his tall figure as he walks away.

you turn, giving atsumu an awkward thumbs-up as you back away, hoping to catch up with sakusa and he begins to sweep the floor.

“have fun!” you hear atsumu yell, his sniggers still echoing in your ears even as he walks away.

as worry etched itself onto your features, you wondered why sakusa would volunteer to help clean up the dirtiest area in the school. the courtyard was a square space surrounded by the school buildings on all sides. hence, making it the centre of festivities and also the hardest to clean.

with multiple students still running about, the litter that was strewn all over the floor posed as potential hazards and you could tell from sakusa’s tightly knitted brows that he wasn’t too happy to be doing this.

you picked up your broomstick and pan hoping to get started a distance away from them so that you wouldn’t clash with him. but as you continued to sweep and pick up the trash, you were beginning to wonder if it was sakusa who was constantly moving nearer to your side of the courtyard rather than you moving towards his.

“you’re good at this,” sakusa suddenly says. his voice so quiet that you had to deliberate in your mind if what you heard was actually him or a hallucination.

“sorry, i didn’t quite hear you,” you answer, “the kids are pretty loud.” you gesture to some boys talking raucously as they take down the decorations on the wall.

you find yourself wondering again if you were hallucinating as you note the telltale redness beneath sakusa’s mask as he clears his throat and faces you.

“i meant to say that you’re good at cleaning,” he repeats as he turns to face you.

his voice is devoid of any strong intonation that you're left puzzling about whether he meant it genuinely or if that was his lukewarm attempt at being condescending.

"thanks?" you tilt your head at him as your response comes out more like a question.

you glance over his figure, concerned. sakusa's curly hair was plastered to his forehead, slick with perspiration. and his mask still stubbornly stayed on his face despite the humid air and his rapid breathing.

"sakusa-sensei, if it's too hot you should take off your mask or get something cold to drink," you tell him, "i'll finish up here."

putting on your best polite smile, you hope that your words didn't come off as offending to the man.

it's a terribly awkward minute as sakusa remains silent, his eyes flicking between you and the vending machine in the corner. you could almost hear the grinding of metal as the gears in his head spun.

"i'll... be right back," he declares. putting aside the broom, you catch yourself watching him as he walks towards the vending machine, his long legs awkwardly hopping overfilled trash bags lying about as he tried to reach his destination.

the way he chose to jump over the obstacles rather than walk around them reminded you of a rabbit. the sort of alabaster rabbit of renowned heritage, twitching nose upturned as it sets its beady eyes on a piece of premium carrot. your train of thought surprises you enough to make you let out a giggle.

but perhaps you weren't as sneaky as you thought.

your giggle fades out quickly and you wrench your head away from sakusa's direction as soon as you notice him turn back to glance at you, his expression unreadable.

"oh my god, get a hold of yourself," you whisper sharply to yourself, slapping your cheek with your free hand. the broomstick in your other hand was gripped so tight, your knuckles turned white.

while the relationship between you and sakusa was strained and way beyond awkward. he was still one of most sought after, eligible bachelors in town and you were the almost-thirty single that was a little too lonely for comfort.

you shouldn't be crushing on a guy just because his hops were cute.

as you lift your head to the sky, you marvel at the orange hues streaking across blue. youthful energy permeating the atmosphere.

was it even possible to miss something you never experienced?

your chest stings at the nostalgia of your unfulfilling youth, but you've grown enough to understand that what happened in the past will stay in the past. unchanged.

so you stay still for a moment more, eyes closed in bliss as the wind blows at your face. you convince yourself that you're more than satisfied to still be able to attend a school festival, though, as a teacher this time.

but your magical moment is cut short as you hear someone yell, followed by a couple more shouts. as you spin around, your teacher instincts kick in and you're ready to go.

but instead of imminent danger, you see a bat decoration drifting in the wind and sakusa dropping the drink cans in his hands as he charges at you at full speed, arms outstretched.

you don't have time to react as his arm snakes around your waist and he pulls you towards him. his other hand holds on securely to the space connecting the back of your neck and your head as you collide face-first into his chest, your yelp of surprise muffled by the fabric of his shirt.

your hands instantly reach out to get ahold of anything that would bring you back to balance, your fingers finding purchase on sakusa's muscled bicep just as your weight tips the both of you over and sends you toppling.

your eyes are squeezing shut as soon as you fall, hoping that sakusa is as sturdy as he appears-- and feels.

as you shamelessly cling onto him, you worry that this would be the end of your career.

'ex-teacher sexually harrassed coworker at a school festival.' you could almost hear the sirens going off and eggs being thrown at you as you get escorted into court.

your stomach flips as you hit the ground, the impact of it jolting you in sakusa's arms and you feel him hold onto you tighter in response.

it happens so fast that you don't register that it is eerily quiet as you slowly open your eyes and peer through your lashes. you're glad that you don't feel pain anywhere, except on your mouth that had knocked against something, not quite hard, yet softer than you had expected.

the smell of floral fabric conditioner pulls you back to reality with a hard tug and you realise that you're in a much more dangerously intimate predicament than you had imagined.

with your body flushed right on top of sakusa's, you could feel every plane of hard muscle against your body and his arm that stayed hooked around your waist tightly was sending tingles sparking across your skin, causing you to blush.

i don't want to go to jail, you find yourself thinking as your lips close firmly together, pressed up against his mask and directly over sakusa's lips.

his other hand, which had been supporting your head, had been pressing down, gently but firmly enough to keep you from twisting your head away, forcing you to remain motionless with your lips smushed against his mask.

forget jail, you were now hoping that none of the singles vying for sakusa's attention would kill you for this accidental kiss with him.

your head spun as a multitude of thoughts ran through your mind, overloaded by new pieces of sensory information that you had never felt before in your life.

it wasn't even a proper kiss but you couldn't help the rapid thudding in your chest as you were presented with your first-ever, somewhat kiss.

feeling every rise and fall of his chest and each outward breath brushing against your nose, another wave of blood is sent rushing to your cheeks, flustering you to no end.

and despite all the negativity that surrounds your thoughts, you lament the fact that it is in this man's embrace that you feel secure, and cared for, for the first time in your life.

you catch yourself thinking that it's a shame that sakusa had his mask on just as the falling bat decoration lands on your head, its black tresses offering a sort of veil, barely shielding the sight of a lifetime.

you don't remember much after the accidental kiss.

your most vivid memories consist of sakusa as he lets go of you, letting you lift yourself off of him. his face is beet red but they lack any semblance of anger or disgust that you had been expecting.

instead, you indulge in the almost shy manner in which he extends his hands towards you, helping you up with eyes full of worry as he checks you for any form of injury.

your ears almost burst from the deafening applause from students and teachers alike as you're escorted to the teacher's lounge for a quick rest. his hand is a stabilizer, warm on your back as he steers you away from the throng of people.

you vaguely remember the looks on your students faces as you walk past that, too briskly to remember which student but long enough that you can see their excited grins.

nonetheless, as your heart continues to pound, beating tirelessly against your ribcage, you're brought into the lounge and he's gently guiding you to sit on a chair. he could've ripped your hands off his body, accused you of sexual harassment, but he did not and you were inexplicably happy.

choosing not to think too much about the budding emotion in your chest, you instead focus on the slightest shiver that runs down your spine when sakusa tilts your face up with his finger under your chin.

"you seem to still be in a state of shock," sakusa states. brows furrowed as he scans your face.

your gaze is drawn to the twin moles above his brow, and a silly grin appears on your lips. "i'm okay," you answer, but your voice is wobbly and entirely unconvincing.

at your answer, sakusa sighs and his expression briefly melds into one that makes butterflies erupt in your stomach.

"i'm sorry..." mumbling his apology as he retracts his hands. "please rest up."

he finishes his sentence as quickly as he leaves, the door of the lounge slamming shut, leaving you to slump onto the chair, dazed with your heart beating erratically as you fanned your heated cheeks.

and now you're home.

the events of the previous day had created quite a stir in the teacher group chats. you hadn't bothered to look through all the messages, knowing that they'd only talk about how you clung onto sakusa for dear life, or even worse, whether it was true that sakusa had indeed stolen your first kiss.

you had switched your phone off after receiving a couple of calls from 'concerned' colleagues, disguising their thirst for private information as genuine worry for your well-being.

if anything, you were more worried about sakusa since he took the brunt of the fall which you caused.

but alas, his chilly demeanour was so effective that he had managed to worm his way out of the group chats without ever being added back in. you doubt that he'd be as affected as you were about this whole situation.

you roll around in your bed for another five minutes, kicking the air in frustration when you realise you still have to see everyone's faces when monday comes around again.

it's natural how you move across your room to grab a hoodie and your wallet, efficiently and without any extra movements. you're out of your house within 3 minutes and on the way to the nearest convenience store at ten o'clock.

humming a tune, you try to distract yourself from the flurry of potential troubles that would spring themselves onto you. it is to be expected of teaching a bunch of middle school students though, you reason with yourself.

and as if thinking about a certain curly-haired, super tall, mask-wearing man with twin moles on his forehead for the past twelve hours wasn't enough.

sakusa kiyoomi was now standing before you at the beer section of the convenience store.

an entire carton of beer is tucked under your arm whilst you stare at him in disbelief.

"hi."

you feel like keeling over and passing away on the spot.

his voice was still as quiet as ever and accompanied by the little wave he did, your heart simply could not handle it.

"hello." you bow your head in greeting before awkwardly shuffling away. your heart was beating a mile a minute as you made your way to the counter, prepared to run all the way home without ever looking back.

you're pulled out of your thoughts as the cashier smiles brightly at you, tickling your brain at the familiarity of it though you didn't know who he was.

"excuse me, are you y/n-sensei?" the part-timer at the cashier asks as he scans the barcode. you look him over, bright orange hair and twinkling brown eyes.

"are you natsu's brother?" you question, a small smile forming on your lips as he grins. he looks exactly like his sister, your student.

"you know, natsu came home yesterday all excited and she kept telling us that her favourite teacher, you, had found a boyfriend!" hinata rambles. your carton of beer stays perched atop the counter, unbagged as hinata gets carried away.

embarrassment floods every crevice and pore of your being as hinata continues to talk excitedly, even as sakusa has moved to stand in the queue behind you, well within earshot.

"natsu made me reenact the whole scene with her and i have to admit- it was really romantic!" you're close to running out of the convenience store out of sheer humiliation when hinata concludes himself by saying, "what a romantic first kiss!"

as soon as those words leave his mouth, you're glancing over your shoulder to sneak a peek at sakusa who flinches upon making eye contact with you, his drink slipping out of his grasp.

you instantly drop into a squat to pick up the can, taking the chance to recover from being blindsided by the part-timer at your local convenience store of all places and people.

to your surprise, sakusa squats as well, ready to pluck his drink from your hands. you hand the can over, noticing that hinata still has not stopped talking and sakusa's face was reddening under his mask, all the way to the tips of his ears and down his neck.

you blink slowly as your gaze trails downwards focusing on his collar bones that are dusted pink.

cute.

the both of you stand up at the same time. you hear sakusa clear his throat as you turn back to nod and smile politely at hinata as if you've been listening intently to what he had been saying this whole time.

"so, y/n sensei, where is that boyfriend of yours? i heard he's the math teacher," hinata states, finally bagging your beer into a plastic bag. "i heard he's not very nice." he adds on.

your eyes widen when you realise hinata had been blabbing without realising sakusa was right in front of him. but your feelings keep you rooted as you slip into 'teacher-mode' ready to spout a lecture.

"i'm always glad to meet a student's family member," you begin, quietly, "but sakusa-sensei is a very hard-working man and a wonderful teacher," you explain sternly.

you feel a pair of eyes boring into the side of your face as you continued to speak.

"he may be a little strict on the kids but let's be honest, someone has to." you're ranting at this point, giving a full structured response following the P-E-E-L format as you go through your point, mainly being 'sakusa kiyoomi is a good teacher and a nice man'.

"therefore, i would like it if you didn't badmouth my colleague, hinata-san." as you conclude your rant, you hear a snicker coming from sakusa but you ignore it as you give the part-timer a pointed stare.

you feel bad when you take in the hinata's sullen expression. he looked every bit remorseful as he bowed his head and apologised, "i'm sorry sensei, i'll be sure to reflect on this."

"good," you huff, swiping your bag from the counter. you didn't need a mirror to know you must be looking right now. slightly out of breath and blushing profusely.

but before you can make your grand escape, hinata stops you as you're halfway through the door.

"wait! you forgot to pay!" he calls out to you.

you enter the second round of humiliation as you watch sakusa's shoulders shake with effort, trying his best to restrain his laughter.

your jaw clenches as you back track, giving hinata a tight-lipped smile.

"don't worry, i'll pay for it," sakusa suddenly speaks up, stepping forward with his card in hand. his eyes are bent into cheerful crescents and it is the only indication that he is smiling at the moment. with his unstyled curly hair flopping over his eyes, sakusa looks younger-- boyish, and your breath hitches in your throat as you make eye contact with him.

the realisation that you've been caught, ogling at him unabashedly as he paid for your carton of beer, hits you a little later and you're turning away swiftly, slapping your face with your free hand.

you mutter a quick thank you before stepping out, toeing the ground as you try to decide if you should just make a run for it or wait for sakusa.

fortunately, you don't get to decide.

"do you always do that? slapping yourself i mean."

you stop yourself from slapping yourself again as sakusa steps out of the convenience store, quickly crushing the receipt and shoving it into the pockets of his jacket.

"it somehow became a habit of mine," you answer, keeping your voice as even as possible.

it's hard to look him in the eye after all that he had seen of you.

"i'm sorry for stealing your first kiss," he apologises abruptly. bowing his head immediately and you find yourself mirroring him as you assure him that it is alright.

"it's alright, it was over your mask anyway so it doesn't count," you assure him, your laughter is strained as you reach for the back of your neck, rubbing it awkwardly.

you blame the dim street lights for playing a trick on eyes as sakusa shouldn't look disappointed by what you've just said, right?

you're not sure of what to say since you've never bumped into a coworker much less a coworker that seems to dislike you at a convenience store, yet, was the one who you kissed on accident.

the uncomfortable silence is broken as sakusa speaks up again, this time, to thank you for standing up for him.

"i know you didn't have to defend me or my method of teaching but it made me really glad to hear you say those words." his hands are crossed in front of him, fingers fidgeting as he spoke.

"i was actually worried that you might've thought i was overstepping my boundaries as a coworker," you blurt out, "since... you d-don't seem to like me-- i mean, we all have our differences."

you feel slightly out of breath, choked up even as you finally say what you've been keeping to yourself all this time.

"i don't dislike you," sakusa quickly interjects, as he pulls down his mask, you finally get a good look at his full face.

a hiccup escapes your lips as your eyes widen, sakusa looks exceptionally handsome, which you've already known, but seeing his face illuminated by the yellow glow of the street lights was almost ethereal.

you recall that the only time you've seen him without the mask was in a photograph on his teacher's identity card. and it certainly did not do justice to how his face appears in the person.

"i-i don't have a good excuse for saying what i said before," sakusa continues, his tongue peeking out to wet his lips as his cheeks begin to tinge red.

"I'll tell you why... next time," he mumbles while lowering his head.

"and when will next time be?" you question. your bold question surprises sakusa as his head shoots up and he's avoiding your gaze as he tries to come up with an answer.

you giggle as sakusa fumbles with his words, wholly unlike his usual straight-laced and cool demeanour at school.

"i don't know," he tells you straightforwardly, "but i hope it can be soon." he smiles softly, in his eyes there is a sparkle of something hopeful.

the underlying message behind his words is not lost on you. Your heart thumps with exhilaration as you realize you're not the only one who wished to be more than just coworkers.

your wishes are answered almost immediately as sakusa takes a step closer, his finger brushing against the back of your hand as he speaks.

"you'll let me take responsibility for stealing your first kiss right?" he asks, whispering low and tentative.

a grin breaks out on your face as you watch him swallow nervously, awaiting you answer.

you huff a short laugh as you nod, allowing sakusa to hold your hand in his.

"why don't you give me a proper kiss first?" you raise an eyebrow at him as he chuckles, bringing your hand up to his mouth as he presses his lips to your knuckles gently.

"anything you want." he beams.

perhaps the accidental kiss was more than an accident. a coincidence that held enough power to change the course of one's life, surely it must be fate.

yes, it was simply fate that led sakusa kiyoomi to where he was, holding your hand as the both of you walked into school, matching rings adorning each other's ring finger.

#sakusa kiyoomi x reader #haikyuu x reader #sakusa kiyoomi #sakusa x reader #sakusa fluff #sakusa x you #haikyuu fluff #hq x reader #hq sakusa #//omi-cafe-writes

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yandere-sins · 3 years

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Now that the undatables are datable, can I see some thoughts on a jealous Diavolo who wants to hoard the mc? Just maybe a punishment for going on a trip to the human world with some of the bros and leaving him behind. Or he’s upset about how little time he can grab between the demon bros eating up all of their attention and his own duties. He’s just so cute, and I’m so happy he’s finally a surprise guest!!!!!

Bruh ask me!!!! Everyday I open the app to be welcomed by the handsome demon-king-in-making and my heart goes doki doki ♥ I decided I need a change of mind since I worked on the book for four days straight, so I wrote you a scenario instead of just my thoughts! Thanks for requesting and please enjoy!

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Humming, you were led down the hallways of the Demon Lord’s castle. With a smile and short waves, you greeted the little devils that passed you, snickering and welcoming you back. You had only been back home in the human world for a weekend, but they all seemed awfully joyous that their exchange student had returned, even though you couldn’t pinpoint why that was.

Thanking the Little D that led you to Diavolo’s study, it swirled around you, giggling for a moment before leaving you alone, and you took a deep breath before knocking on the massive doors that separate you from the room. With a hint of anticipating nervousness, you waited for an answer, hoping Diavolo would be as happy to see you as you were to see him. Over your time in the Devildom - no matter how harsh the truths you had discovered were and how often you had questioned your capabilities since you met the brothers - you had grown quite fond of the Lord, always knowing he supported your progress and time here.

“Yes?” it called out from inside. You had no doubt that Diavolo knew everyone who knocked at his door, but it was still nice that his voice never lost a certain tinge of curiosity when he called someone in. With your smile growing wider, you entered, looking into the instantly brightening face of the man of the hour.

“[Name]!” he called out, jumping out of his chair like an excited child, and you greeted Barbatos quickly before focusing your attention on the Lord in front of you. “I am back!” you announced, holding up the small package with sweets you brought as a gift from your trip.

“Where have you been?” he asked, his voice urgent despite the smile on his face. “I’ve been worried about you.”

“Huh?” you muttered in surprise. “I thought Lucifer was going to tell you that we were visiting my home for the weekend?”

“Is that so?” Diavolo grumbled under his breath, expression faltering and becoming somber for a moment before the corners of his lips curled up again. He opened his arm as he approached you, adding, “It’s good you’re back then.”

Even before he could reach you, you quickly handed over the package in your hand to Barbatos, who whispered a short, “His majesty was a little... tense this weekend.” Then spoke up louder, “I shall prepare some tea.”

With that, he was gone, and Diavolo pulled you into a hug, an affection you two had grown used to. It was wild for a mere human like you to embrace the future Demon Lord, but you weren’t complaining, especially not since it was Diavolo’s wish to act more normal with you. “I’m sorry. I really thought Luci was going to keep you updated,” you mumbled into his hug, and Diavolo let out a long, sad sigh that tugged on your heartstrings.

“I can think about why,” Diavolo revealed, and your curiosity perked up at that, showing in your face when you finally brought some distance between you two. “Why?” you asked, unsure what he could mean, but Diavolo’s answer kept you waiting while his eyes scanned all over you, inspecting all of you as if he hadn’t seen you in years. “It’s not a surprise. Anyone would want you all to themselves.”

Furrowing your brows, you let yourself be led to the discussion couch in the middle of the room, sitting down together with Diavolo on his urging. “If Lucifer had told me, I’d have insisted on tagging along. I am sure he wanted to be the only one to have all of your attention this weekend.”

Spluttering, you felt the heat shoot into your head as you shook it vehemently. “It’s not like that! I just showed him around my hometown, and we had all kinds of foods, and...” your words trailed off as you heard the door behind you open again, Barbatos walking in with an apologetic smile as if he had interrupted something, tea tray in his hands.

“As I said, it was just a change of scenery.” Clearing your throat, you tried to change the topic, looking Diavolo straight in the eyes as you spoke up. For a moment, you thought to notice a disapproving gleam in his eyes, but you merely spoke over the bad feeling his unusual stern expression and crossed arms gave you. “What have you been up to? I hope you didn’t just have to work all weekend!”

Prolonging his response, Diavolo hummed thoughtfully before sitting up straight and opening up his arms to receive the cup of tea Barbatos was handing to him, and afterwards to you. “That’s all, Barbatos,” he confirmed to his servant, the latter bowing before taking his leave. You thanked Barbatos too and took a sip of the hot beverage, letting the delicate aromas of the drink fill your nose.

“I’ve... I’ve been busy, yeah,” Diavolo eventually simply admitted, an uncommon short answer coming from him. Not like he had much leisure to tell endless tales, but usually, he talked in longer sentences. “It’s been a quiet weekend, and I actually wanted to ask you to join me for tea, but I guess my message never reached you.”

“Oh, no...” you mumbled, realizing that since your DDD didn’t have reception in the human world, you hadn’t even checked it once in all this time. Not even know had you charged it and looked at it, having come directly to the castle instead after your return. A crude mistake on your side.

“It’s no problem.” A short smile crossed his lips as Diavolo looked into your regretful eyes. “I am used to it. You are always up to something with the brothers, so I am not surprised when you didn’t reply.” But disappointed. The words he didn’t speak were plainly visible on his face, and you felt a sting in your heart knowing that your carelessness had upset him. Biting your lip as you thought, you decided to make it up to him in the best way you could come up with.

“I’m sorry, your Highness... But I am here now! How about I wait for you to finish your work and we can go out together and have dinner? Promise I won’t leave this time!” Laughing, you tried to lift the mood, and at first, he gave you a raised brow and a somewhat skeptical look, but soon enough, even the Lord couldn’t resist your smile, chiming in softly.

“Here, let me,” he prompted, taking your cup from you and filling it up with fresh, warm tea even though you hadn’t even finished. Being only able to see his back, you could only assume he even put sugar into the new brew for you, stirring your cup dutifully. It was an honor to receive such a treatment from someone like Diavolo, and you made sure to thank him plenty when he handed the cup back to you.

“I think spending some time with you is a good idea. This weekend I’ve just been a bit too gloomy for everyone in the castle, I think. Can you believe it? I broke half of the entire inventory on tea sets we own in my frustration.”

Diavolo laughed out loudly while you couldn’t help but feel concerned about what he just revealed to you. It didn’t sound very healthy that he’d let out his mood on the items around him, much less on the people who had to endure the chaos he caused. Giving him a forced polite smile, you decided it was best to let him talk while you sipped your tea. It was almost too sweet now to enjoy it, but since Diavolo went out of his way to prepare it, who were you to refuse the gesture just because it was a little sweet?

“Everytime they brought me a new one, I felt so lonely since you never responded. Eventually, Barbartos decided no more tea for me.” His laugh became even louder as you felt your stomach twist anxiously, not liking what you were hearing.

“But now you’re here.” Diavolo’s eyes focused back on you, blinking innocently as if he didn’t just reveal that he caused quite an unnecessary troubles. He opened his mouth, breathing in visibly before he continued to speak, one of his hands coming down to lay on your free one resting in your lap. “Let’s not talk about the past anymore. We should think about what we want to do when you wake up instead!”

“When I wake up?” you questioned, confused. Was this a dream? Did Diavolo meet you while you were asleep still? But everything and even his touch felt so real and warm, it couldn’t be. “Well, I didn’t think I’d stay the night. There’s school tomorrow, right?” you chuckled jokingly, nudging him slightly, but when you continued to talk, your voice betrayed you, cracking as you felt a nervous pull inside of you.

“I... I just thought we could go for dinner later, so we have enough time to prepare for tomorrow at home.”

As if on cue, the moment you finished your sentence, you looked back at Diavolo, feeling suddenly very light-headed. “I heard you, [Name].” Diavolo spoke slowly, sounding a bit like he was talking to a toddler, trying to pronounce his words clearly. “But you said it. You’re not leaving this time, and a promise is a promise.”

“W-What... What’s going on... ?”

Indifferent to your growing discomfort, Diavolo took the cup of tea from you, putting it down on the coffee table before inching closer to you. An arm wrapped around your shoulders while another pressed between your knees and the couch, all while you felt dizzy and dizzier, your body slowly but surely growing heavy. “I think I deserve some extra time with you, and tonight must suffice for now. Maybe even tomorrow? Let’s see how long the magic lasts. Do you like movies?”

Really, it was more of a monologue by now as you could barely manage to speak anymore, being hit by seemingly the weight of the world as Diavolo lifted you gently from the couch. “We could watch one of the new movies I sponsored. Rate if they did a good job.” Giggling like an excited child, your head fell against his chest, your breathing growing slow and steady despite the inner panic you felt just seconds ago. Your eyelids felt like they were solid blocks of cement, ready to bow to gravity and fall closed.

“I know, you're very tired, you don’t need to answer me right away. I promise we’ll have a lot of fun together later, and you can tell me if you like movies then. If not...” Diavolo’s words came to a halt while he carried you forward, doors opening for him with seemingly no effort as he simply kept going and going. But it was too hard to comprehend what was going on, only a feeling of fear and disapproval left bubbling inside of you for a few moments more.

“If not, I am sure we’ll find something,” he promised with a wide grin on his face. You felt his lips connect with the top of your head briefly before a second wave of tiredness overcame you, this time too strong to resist. Your eyelids refused to open while your mind was lulled into a dreamless sleep, your limbs hanging loosely from Diavolo’s arms. The last thing you remembered wondering was what he was going to do with you, but luckily, you didn’t finish this thought and rode yourself into more anxiety than the situation already gave you.

If Levi’s envy, Satan’s wrath, and Lucifer’s pride - feelings that were ever so possessive over you - were awful in your opinion, then you should have known better than to rise all of them in the strongest Demon that currently existed. Unless, that was, if you wanted him to catch you like a mouse with a piece of cheese?

If that was the case, you achieved exactly what you wanted.

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thewriterowl · 3 years

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Oh my God.

Miss owl I beg your altar to bless us with some head cannon on maid Luke and jerk Din for angs sake.

And about him realizing he was an ass and fell in love with this strong young man who works his ass to move on and have a better life.

Okie-dokie! Don't have to twist my arm for that lol

Luke just wanting a job, he needs something to get off the streets and just get his life together after so much loss. Din is not trustful of this pretty face guy--he is very sure it is just another ploy of someone who is mildly attractive looking to woo him and get his money and live a luxury life.

Din makes Luke do a lot of work and ignores him. He growls at Luke if he doesn't do something right or fast enough. He does not allow Grogu near him. Says that Luke is empty headed, he's just pretty and probably was spoiled because of it (Luke is just confused on that cause he doesn't think he's pretty at all).

Luke is all sad but won't let it get to him...he is living in a home with heat and blankets, he has food, he has clothing, he's making a living (a fair one; Din is an ass but he is not a cheat nor a liar), he has a day off every two weeks, he has the potential to make a life for himself and be happy eventually. He can handle a grumpy man who hates him.

But...Luke can't help but stare at his employer. Din was so handsome and such a gentle, loving father to the young child Grogu. He has a witty, dry sense of humor that really speaks to Luke. And when he smiled, as rare as it was, Luke's breath was always stolen from him.

Grogu is fascinated by Luke. He loves his golden hair and bright blue eyes and tanned skin. He feels a connection to Luke and just wants to be around him.

It frustrates Din, who thinks Luke is trying to manipulate Grogu to get to Din. But Luke never does anything. Never pushes or demands or manipulates. He just smiles at Grogu, is so gentle and sweet, and just tells him stories and supports him and calls him a strong, bright boy.

In fact, Luke never does anything towards Din.

It's so confusing.

And Din starts to watch over Luke a little closer and...oh.

Oh no.

Luke is sweet and hard working and gentle and bright and...oh no.

The more he watches the more his heart squeezes and jumps and breaks. Luke just seems so kind and doesn't ask for anything and he can't stop watching him. He's becoming a little obsessed and just adoring Luke from afar and now he's just, "oh no...I've been a jerk to the love of my life. What do I do???"

Cue awkward wooing and flirting and seduction. Din is just desperate to make it up to Luke. He gets a little too forward and Boba has to drag him away from a flustered and confused Luke after he serves Din a drink and Din goes, "marry me."

Luke now gets flowers and gifts and allowed to have far more time off and rest and bigger pay...Luke is SO lost.

Greef begs for Din to just talk to Luke because this was probably confusing him.

Din finally does talk to him, but by grasping Luke's hand and kisses it and begs for forgiveness. Luke, of course, forgives him instantly...and Din is all, "oh thank god...let's get married."

Boba has to drag him away again.

Din does win Luke over and they are married...and then Din has to work to get Luke to stop acting like a maid who cleans and cooks all the time and just get him to relax as the partner of a wealthy lord.

#owl inbox #dinluke

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tsunderedoctor · 3 years

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Love Languages: The Physical Touch Baes

Monkey D. Luffy

Loves hugs and kisses! It let’s him know you want him and appreciate him. Will also accept holding hands or headpats if you are a bit shy/not a physical affectionate person.

I can also see him in the receiving gifts category (MEAT!); however this is his more dominant choice.

Loves when you play with his hair if he is in a bad mood; it just calms him down and makes him think of happier times in life.

Will also express comfort for you with physical affection. If you do not like physical affection let the boy know and he will try to learn what you like in response to affection/comfort.

“Red Haired” Shanks

He likes to have at least his arm around you shoulder or the small of your back. It makes him feel that you are safe and in arms reach if someone tries anything silly. It’s more of a comfort for him than you really-

When you guys are having time away from the crew he likes to lay his head on your lap while you are reading or doing your own thing. Will usually end of napping however; has a soft snore, kind of cute.

A great hugger! Not to tight, but not too loose either! He’s like the baby bear in the Goldilocks story; just right. Will hold you when you are upset or having a hard time.

If he is sad/upset he gets pretty needy; like a kid. Can be annoying, but also cute to see one of the four emperors being clingy-

Eustass “Captain” Kid

Another one who likes to have his arm around you. Not for his comfort though- more to show others “Hey this is my s/o”.

Has this competitive streak to him so he likes showing off his s/o to others (especially that stupid Trafalgar-). If you don’t like being showed off/physical touch I don’t really know what to tell you, it’s part of the Kid package.

When in a bad mood he likes his shoulders massaged; I recommend that you try to stay with just shoulders and not to go any lower cause man will get turned on and blame you for it.

If you are upset/sad will huff and hold you to his side so you are wrapped around his jacket with him. Will complain that you are being too clingy, but in reality really loves that you need him.

Vinsmoke Ichiji

Likes physical touch the most out of all the brothers. Makes dirty jokes about it though however, so just swat him if he gets too handsy.

Even though he lost his empathy; there is still a part of him that misses hugs and being held. When you hug him after him coming back from a mission it just sets this feeling inside him that let’s him feel protected.

Didn’t know how to handle it at first; couldn’t tell if he liked it or not. After thinking about it for a while would demand you hug him again to test some theories he had. Every time you hugged him the feeling would come back. Thought you put a curse on him and did his own research.

Found out it’s actually normal and has decided to accept his fate-

Will give you awkward hugs when you are sad/upset; he’s trying, he really is!

Boa Hancock

Loves the feeling of being wanted by her s/o! Will literally hug/glomp you anytime she sees you! She can’t help it though, her heart goes “doki doki” and she just has to hug the feelings out of her.

When she is upset just hold her face and place your forehead against hers; it sends this calming wave through her body and she just goes lax. Completely forgets what she was upset about.

When you are upset; she pulls you into her arms (and busom-) and pets your head affectionately. Will hum a tune and treat you like her child versus her lover.

Will get all red when you hold her hand as you guys are walking around; thinks you are afraid of losing her and makes her feel wanted.

Charlotte Pudding

Another who loves that s/o wants her and accepts her for who she is! Is very self-conscious of her looks due to being bullied as a child. Please give her head kisses and kisses on cheek!

Likes to have her back rubbed when upset. It makes her feel like a child and you are spoiling her. Sometimes she regresses due to not having a good childhood so will ask in a childish voice for more hugs/back rubs.

Loves peppering you with kisses! It makes her feel more motherly which gives her belly flips! She just thinks you look so cute all flustered!

Has mellowed out since the Sanji incident and is more receptive and understanding to others emotions/needs, will ask what she can do to help you versus throwing her own love language on you.

#tsunderedoctor #my thoughts #one piece #one piece headcanons #monkey d. luffy #red hair shanks #shanks one piece #eustass kid #boa hancock #charlotte pudding

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hetalia-has-a-secretary · 3 years

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Axis, England, Romano, France and Russia react to their date stopping them when they pull out their card to pay for their meals saying, “I already paid earlier. I’m the one who wanted us to go out, so it’s my treat.”

Huh.... I can feel the slight annoyance of a British man near by-

Axis + Romano + Russia + England + France have a Date who tries to pay the bill!

Germany:

He blushes pretty hard.

He didn't even notice them pay earlier, so is he really that infatuated?

He let's them pay, but makes it clear that he's going to be paying for the next date.

Congratulations: you unlocked his submissive kink!

Japan:

He's pretty shocked.

He asks them if they want him to pay them back, and eventually backs off when they make it clear he doesn't have to.

He doesn't obsess over it, but certainly buys them a gift if they wind up on a second date!

Something small and cute, like a stuffed animal that resembles them.

Italy:

He gives them a casual thank you, and promises to pay for the next bill.

The most casual out of everyone. They might have had the idea to eat out, but he's still going to treat them plenty on the date.

His Italian charm is on full swing.

Romano:

He's 1.) Confused as to when this happened and 2.) Not going to complain so long he's allowed to pay for the next tab.

He's also pretty much wrapped around their finger after that so yeah.

Have fun.

Russia:

He gives a slight chuckle and assumes they're joking.

He's a little disheartened he didn't get to pay, but let's it go pretty fast

Doesn't really dwell on it.

That's only because he snuck in a fancy little trinket in their pocket/bag/purse.

Don't ask how much it must have cost, he will not tell you, but they are certainly "even" now.

Someone explain to this man how dating works.

England:

He didn't mean to whine about it, but he is supposed to be the perfect gentleman.

It is low key cute to hear him complain about it though.

"But love, I'm the one who should be treating you. How am I to do that if you're beating me to the punch?"

He's more or less being playful.

Expect him to flutter his eyes at them the next time the tab is open.

That was merely a distraction so get them to laugh and he can slip his card past them.

France:

Welp. If you wanted a way into this man's heart you found it.

It's not even over the fact they paid for the meal, but the fact they did it to treat him makes his heart go Doki Doki (as Japan says)

To him the street of being spoiled and pampered goes both ways so expect him to buy what they want.

He won't be at all dejected if they tell him to stop, which is nice.

He just- really likes the idea of someone taking care of him, and will return the favor ten fold!

#hetalia germany #hetalia japan #hetalia italy #hetalia romano #hetalia russia #hetalia england #hetalia france #hetalia #aph #hws

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hanamapie · 2 years

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So what is you're type?

(Twisted wonderland edition)

WARNING: This is just a headcanon and it isn't truly accurate!!

Heartslaybul

Riddle Roseheart

Riddle : M-My type? I don't have any in particular..

*mumble* well a nice person that at least knows some of queen of hearts rules..

BU-BUT we still high school students!! I-it's against the rules to talk about things like this!!

Trey Clover

Trey : I like a significant other that was nice ofcourse. And they no need to know how to bake ofcourse! Cause i would love to give some "advice" for starter in baking things~

Cater Diamond

Cater : Cute onee!! easliy flustered is a yesss!! I love to imagine making them blush and covered their face cause it's totally cutee!!

Ace Trappola

Ace : Someone that want to go on prank some people with me. But easliy got prank is ok. I don't really care, as long as they nice then i let them steal my heart. Although it's usually me who steal people hearts first~

Deuce Spade

Deuce : Good person! And ehmm... nice! And *mumbels* nice with their mothers and someone that can help me change to a better person..

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar

Leona : A herbivore that being quite when i sleep. Although i like a herbivore with some nerves to fight back my words, that be interesting~

Ruggie Buchi

Ruggie : Good with part of times job, good with helping me, nice, uh.. someone with a good negotiations skills would be cool! Although anyone can actually steal my heart anytime so it just about time~

Jack Howl

Jack : A-A nice person, kind hearted, good with kids.. lovely with animals.. AGH- I- i don't knoww!! (Flustered baby)

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto

Azul : Well uh.. s-someone that apriciate myself even if it looks bad or have tentacles..

Floyd Leech

Floyd : Aha~ Someone that easy to squeeze!!

Jade Leech

Jade : Cheerful personality would be interesting, it reminds me of Floyd a lot.

Scarabia

Kalim Al-Asim

Kalim : Ahahaha anyone would be fine ofcourse!! I would like singing together while riding the magic carpet exploring the whole world, it must be so fun! Ahahaha

Jamil Viper

Jamil : My ideal type would be someone that can comfort me when i need them, but talking about such a topic when we still high schoolers..

Promfiore

Vil Schonheit

Vil : A potato that have manners and trait me well, but if you ask to be specific i like a shy potato with elegant manners and be able to comfort me when i need it.

Rook Hunt

Rook : Someone that can see the beauty of the world like me obviously! But i would love a non human significant other! Observing them while have a special relationship together, wasn't that a dream of a hunter?

Epel Felmier

Epel : I like someone that was shorter than me! But taller it's okay i guess.. i-i want to be the strong one if i was in a relationship with someone!! (simply epel boy don't wanna be a bottom but if you steal his heart trust me taller or shorter weaker or stronger top or bottom he honestly didn't care)

Ignhyde

Idia Shroud

Idia : My significant other at least need to know some animes! And need to know my favorite idol group, want to cosplay with me, read manga, didn't make fun of my otaku side, a fellow otaku, didn't mind if i call their names with -chan at the back, nice to Ortho- (Yall his rapping right now)

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia

Malleus: If they didn't avoid me and say that i'm scary i would love to thing about being in a relation ship of cour- I'm talking about child of man? Fufufu guess my type is child of man then?

Lilia Vanrouge

Lilia: Someone that apricate my cuteness and trait my boys (aka Malleus, Silver, and Sebek) well will definitely caught my eyes, or if their lucky enough they can perhaps steal my heart? fufufu..

Silver

Silver : If they being nice to that old man and taking care of me nicely it probably count as my type, *that smile from Silver that makes your hearts beats goes doki-doki LMAO*

Sebek Zigvolt

Sebek : A human that respect Waka-sama and Lilia-sama as much as my self!! If they even dare to say a bad word about them even if were in a relationship i simply gonna end that to show my respect!!

#twisted wonderland #what's you're type?#heartslaybul #savanaclaw #octavinelle #scarabia #ignhyde #diasomnia

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designatedbreadbox · 3 years

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Bros. React to an Alt. !MC

Lucifer:

confused at first with your dress style, ngl

then began to see how good you looked dressed like that

found your makeup very fascinating bitchass will never admit it-

started simping the moment he sees you in an all black alt. outfit

bonus points if you corner him

even MORE bonus points if you match his height or slightly taller

will be very prideful to date since you stand put so much in the devildom

though that's also a bad thing, but prideful nonetheless

is not shy to ask for photos of you

Mammon:

Simp #1

head over heels upon first meeting

hesitates to ask for photos of you

stutters and blushes when he does ask and then says he wasn't blushin' ya stupid human, how could you think that-

took you out for gambling ONE TIME and you had a hoard of demons and succubuses who wanted to take selfies with you

mammon nope'd out of there real fast

you helped him dress alt. once and boy did he look good-

even his brother's usual bullying stopped he looked THAT GOOD

Leviathan:

simp #2

isn't afraid to simp for you or be your hypeman

excitedly dresses alternative with you if you ask sometimes he does it anyway

takes THE BEST photos of ya'll. he's a good photographer.

during the TSL showdown, he kept stuttering his answers; your beauty distracted him

wants to do alot of cosplays with you

you do his makeup for both cosplay and alt. style in general

Satan:

not a simp, but very intrigued

keeps asking you questions about your style

in reality he just wants to keep looking at you

he blushed slightly when asking you questions, so it didn't take much for you to figure it out

like mammon, he took you somewhere one time and a hoard of people surrounded you

all got launched into surrounding trees or bushes

will personally fightfight anyone who insults your clothing style

wouldn't dress the same as you, but will respect and adore it

sneaks photos, or takes alot of selfies in random places to spite lucifer

especially if diavolo is there

Asmodeus:

babey come here he wants to get a kiss-

hand in marriage??? now, preferably???

unnaturally flustered and infatuated with you. even lucifer is concerned

goes ALL OUT with you whenever you want him to match with you

somehow makes you more stylish than before

ya already know man's gonna take lots of photos

makeup? on point. outfit? makes the fashionable feel unfashionable

doesn't shy away from people tsking photos and darling neither should you

wants your attention

his heart goes " uwu" and "doki doki" when you touch him even by accident. he's not horny, just flustered

wants you to do his makeup

Beelzebub:

was too focused on your accessories to think about eating for a moment

found you hot in general

slowly but surely made alot of excuses for you to hang out with him

wants you to hand feed him food so he has excuse for you to be close to him when working out

wants you to record him working out

pls give him a hug man

like satan, will wipe the floor with anyone who insults your clothing choice

shyly asks for photos of you

bonus points if you pose

if ya wanna make the man blush, just kiss his cheek if he sits down randomly. will be even blushier if you wore lipstick

Belphegor:

secret simp #4

hugged you too tight when you freed him from the attic

lays all of over you for your attention

wants you to rub his head and call him baby

DEATH GLARES at the haters

doesn't want to sleep or cuddle with you in fear of makeup getting on his pillows

loves your style and lowkey wonders what else styles humans made that he doesn't know of

also doesn't dress like you, but enjoys alot looking at it

whisper in his ear "hey, sweetie" or "hello, my love" and man would never have woken up faster in record speed

first time you tried that in the common room and everyone wondered if you ordered him to wake up

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atsumiyass · 3 years

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Bakusquad during christmas

here’s a lil something for christmas since i’m feelin in the spirit - venus

warnings: fluff, platonic relationships

Katsuki Bakugou

Bakugou would definitely take on cooking duty.

We all know mans can cook BOMB ASS FOOD.

He literally wouldn't let anyone else take on the job so...

But I feel like if you tried to help out he wouldn’t care as much

Bc he has a soft spot for you, ofc.

Also bc he knows you can cook pretty good as well.

So you both spend the afternoon cooking together.

Which turned out to be fun...

Apart from when you almost burned down the whole dorm building but we dont talk about that.

Once you finished putting away the food for tomorrow, you had the amazing idea of watching a Christmas movie to get into the spirit and relax after all your hard work.

it took some begging, but he finally agreed.

as long as you watched whatever he wanted, of course

but i mean who were you to say no to Bakugou

you made your way to his dorm since he had a tv and you didn’t

lucky prick

he put the disc in and you both settled on the wall where his bed was, a few feet apart from each other

but you’re y/n, and you’re in desperate need of attention

and it was cold

and Bakugou just happened to be a couple feet away

so the only logical option would be to snuggle up next to him

it took some courage but when you did, he surprisingly didn’t mind

he actually put his arm around you.

you took the chance and snuggled in closer.

soft Bakugou was a once in a lifetime experience, you had to take advantage of it.

especially since he would never act like this in front of the others

“so do you think they’ll like the food?” you asked, looking up at him.

“hell yeah they will, we made it didn’t we?” He replied, not looking away from the screen.

you smiled and turned back to the movie.

This Christmas was gonna be one to remember, thats for sure.

Eijirou Kirishima

This baby is on christmas tree duty

he asked you to tag along tho, for support

and bc he has a lil crush on you but you didn’t hear it from me (;

you both get to the common area and take a look at the empty Christmas tree

its huge.

like,

as tall as the ceiling huge.

you might have to call Uraraka for this one

you looked at each other like

“this is gonna take awhile.”

so you both get to work, first stringing the multi-colored lights around the tree

luckily they didn’t get all tangled up in the tree, so it didn’t take that long

(you actually ended up calling Uraraka to help you since it was so high up)

Once that was done, you continued on with the tinsel.

which ended up in it all getting tangled from you both fooling around.

in the trash it goes.

Next was the ornaments.

They varied from red, to white, to even hero themed ones.

you started from the bottom this time, not wanting to get Uraraka again

you decided to turn on some christmas music to set the mood since you both were just sitting in awkward silence for a hot minute

i hc that kiri get shy around his crush pls

so once you got the perfect spotify playlist going you went back to working on the tree, humming along to the song.

little did you know Kirishima was on the other side of the tree, having an internal conflict.

does he talk to you? does he make a joke? does he not say anything? does he-

“hey do we have anymore red ones?” he heard your voice, making him breathe a sigh of relief.

“yeah here..” he said going to grab one.

but ofc you didn’t hear him

so you also went to go grab one

and just like those cheesy romance movies

your hand landed on top of his.

you both looked up at each other and quickly pulled your hands back.

You felt your face heat up as you nervously laughed and picked up the ornament, making your way back to your side of the tree.

my shy, oblivious babies tsk tsk

Soon enough you finished all the ornaments and stood back to observe your work.

it honestly looked really good.

“wow Eji, it looks great dontcha think?” you asked, turning towards him.

“Yeah we did a super good job! great work y/n!” He said, giving you his signature sharky smile along with a thumbs up

your heart: doki doki

Suddenly a light bulb went off in your head

you had forgotten the star!!!

the most important part!!!!!

wtf y/n smh do better

you dug around in the christmas box for the star, which you soon found.

“hey could you go get Ochaco again? we gotta put up the star.” You called out to him.

“I think she’s out training with the other girls, i’m sure we can handle it.” he said confidently.

you guys couldn’t handle it.

somehow you ended up on top of him after falling off his shoulders.

could this get anymore cliché srsly.

luckily the star hadn't broke, so with the help of Ochaco this time, you got it up all nice and snug.

You plugged in the cords and the tree lit up, the rainbow lights and golden star illuminating the room.

your eyes sparkled in admiration, as the whole class gawked at you and Kirishimas work.

“You’re such a good team guys!” Yaoyorozu said, clapping her hands together with a smile.

and that, you were.

Denki Kaminari

Denki our electric boy would be on presents duty.

how did you end up tagging along with him?

you offered to go, like the kind person you are.

you actually wanted to keep an eye on him to make sure he didn’t accidently break something or pick up the wrong presents.

either way

you both arrived at the first store to pick up Mr. Aizawas present, since the whole class chipped in to get him something as a thank you.

you got to the counter and gave the clerk the receipt, and they went to the back to get the order.

what you didn’t know was that while you were there, Kaminari was wondering around the store touching everything he possibly could.

it was only a matter of time before he broke something

you soon realize he isn’t behind you so you go to look for him since the clerk is still in the back

“Kaminari? Where did you go?” You call out to him, but hear no response.

You continue in the store, searching every rack to see if he was hiding inside (yes Denki is childish what about it)

you do end up finding him though

just, not in the way you would imagine.

“Denki what happened?” You asked, speed walking over to a stupefied Kaminari

you saw two batteries on the ground and connected the dots.

of course.

you sighed, picking up the batteries and putting them back on the shelf.

“c’mon you big oaf, lets get back.” you sighed again, guiding Kaminari back to the front

once you got back to the counter the clerk had already come back, present in hand.

they looked at you like “da fawk are these bitches doing”

you grabbed the bag from the counter, thanked the clerk, and left.

(yes you paid smh you aint no robber)

Hand in hand with Kaminari you made it back to the dorms in one piece thankfully and by that time he had gotten back to a somewhat normal state

as normal as he can be

When the rest of the class asked what happened, you told them:

“just Kaminari, being Kaminari.”

Mina Ashido

you and Mina would def go ugly sweater shopping together.

both of you would force the guys (Bakugou, Kaminari, Kirishima, Sero) to wear them all throughout the Christmas party.

so you headed over to the nearest mall to pick some out for everyone, since (in Minas words) you both have “exquisite taste in fashion”.

which you dont, but they dont know that.

Once you entered the shop you both sprinted and got yelled at to the sweaters section and started to look through the racks.

“Ouu this one just screams Bakugou!” she exclaimed, pulling one from the rack.

It was red, covered in stars, ornaments, and ugly santas with orange words that read ‘Merry Christmas’ across the sweater in cursive.

yeah he would hate it, but then again thats the whole point.

“definitely, lets get it.”

After about an hour or so of picking out unique (ugly asf) sweaters for each of the boys, you paid and left the store.

The day of the party soon rolled around and you got your sweaters on, heading over to the boys’ dorms to give them theirs.

Bakugou: Hell no!

Y/n: pretty pleaseee *puppy dog eyes*

Bakugou: .....fine.

Kirishima: aw yeah cool! I'm gonna look super manly in this!

Sero: I have a bad feeling about this, eh whatever.

Kaminari: we’re gonna look so stupid in these hahaha!

Once they all came out in their sweaters, you and Mina had a whole ass FIT OF LAUGHER

like I'm talking a good 10 minutes on the floor.

After getting yelled at by Bakugou, you headed over to everyone else.

but not before fist bumping Mina in victory.

“We’re so doing this next year.”

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