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"Whatever stupid is made out of, his and mine are the same."
- One Piece, probably
#the strawhats are big of heart none of braincells#good for them <3#one piece#op#roronoa zoro#monkey d luffy
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the unholy nhl x disney union and obama throwback i never knew i needed
also, further proof that trina crosby was 100 per cent right:
#i love the nhl school of acting with eyebrows and a single braincell <3#also sid and marchy in a disney show giving disney princess and her talking mouse#sidney crosby#brad marchand#pittsburgh penguins#boston bruins#big city greens#disney#autoplay warning
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Jason: Ew, this tastes gross *turning to Dick next to him and holding it out to him* try it
Dick: What? No way, you just said it tastes gross, why would I try it?
Jason: fine *turns to Tim on the other side of him, holding it out* try this
Tim: *takes a bite* Yeah, disgusting
Damian: Oh please, Drake's a baby, let me try it
Tim: *passes it to Damian*
Damian: *Tries it* Eww, yeah, no, this is gross
Steph: *Takes it from Damian, trying it* makes me want to vomit, try it Cass
Cass: *Takes a bite* yeah no, please never get this again, you want some Duke?
Duke: Why not *takes a bite* Meh, it's not horrible, it's just not good
Dick: Well now I feel left out
Duke: *hands it to Dick*
Dick: *takes a bite*
Dick:
Bruce, in the background: *slaps his forehead* why are they like this
Jason: You wanna try Bruce?
Bruce, dad who feels bad when he says no to his kids: *pained smile* *through clenched teeth* Suuuure...
Dick: *hands it to Bruce*
Bruce: *takes a bite, spits it out into his napkin* Awful, truly atrocious, I'm going to sue, that was so awful
#they are all smart#but when put together they can be dumbasses#they go from like that big brain meme individually to like 2 braincells collectively when put together#im basing this on me with my own siblings#so i know this is just how siblings are#one is like this tastes bad then hands it to another person to try and that just continues til we all have tried it and agreed#but they are also biased cause they all have alfreds cooking regularly so they try something else and are like wtf#alfred spoils them rotten when it comes to good food#batfam#batkids#bat family#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#bruce wayne#incorrect batfamily quotes#it was gonna stop at bruce being like 'why are they like this' but then i was like... wait a minute#bruce is definitely the dad who cant say no to his kids#and the second part was born
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Danny leaned over the guy who summoned him. The blue eyed man in a hoodie and boxers, was quite fit but compared to Danny he had nothing.
“So let me see if I got the story straight. You, Richard Grayson, son of one of the most wealthy men in the known cosmos, summoned me, the high king of the infinite realms,to Bludhaven.”
Dick shifted one foot to the other as and refused eye contact.
“Yeah..”
“And you summoned me here at 3 am. Because you fucked up and told your family that you had a partner for the gala your dad holds every New Year’s Eve.”
“Correct.”
Danny sighed and brought a hand to his temple,
“So how am I supposed to help you man? Like I can’t exactly order one of my people for this kind of thing.”
Somehow the guy seemed to get more sheepish as he ran a hand through his hair.
“Well about that-“
“No fucking- Did you really summon to me-“
“Listen, I’m desperate ok!?”
“Desperate!? My god that’s when you ask a friend or pay a hooker or something like that! Not try to seal a deal with the king of the infinite realms!”
Richard Grayson for his part started to pace, Danny didn’t know rather to laugh or cry over the absurdity of the situation.
“Any friend I could bring and pull a lie like this is already going to be there. I specifically said a plus one! My family works close with all of Gotham they would figure out a hooker before we would enter the venue.”
Dick turned and went to his knees,
“Please your majesty, I have like seven younger siblings, I will never live this down, all I ask is one night, please.”
Danny sighed,
“Be lucky that I am not Pariah Dark. He would’ve killed you where you kneel. Alright dumbass get up. I will help you but you will owe me one IOU for me to redeem whenever I wish.”
Danny knelt and offered his hand,
“Do we have a deal?”
“Deal.”
With a shake of a hand Danny brought them both off the ground and he changed back to human.
Danny felt himself smirk as he plopped himself onto the couch.
“Alright, then let’s begin to get ready, we want to be believable yeah? So let’s get to know each other. I’ll go first my human name is Danny Fenton nice to meet you.”
Richard Grayson seemed to gape for a moment before joining him.
“I go by Dick, do you like acrobatics?”
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dp x dc#writing prompt#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#shipping#dead of night#ghost circus#idk man#dick really lost all his braincells here#at least he’s cute#dick: that’s a big strong person with strange colored hair#spring is a good time for a wedding#dc x dp#Danny only agreed to get away from the observers#Danny: as long as your dad doesn’t try to adopt me or had a strange secret basement I’m ok#dick: …. I wouldn’t call it STRANGE per say
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doctor donna. doctor donna. you agree
#id in alt text#my art#dw#doctor who#tenth doctor#fourteenth doctor#donna noble#THE SILLIESSS#listened to some of the big finish stories and was so enraptured that i scribbled all over this canvas. i have so much homework to do#sylvia can we please go to space in the box 🥺 🥺#aspec doc tag#0 braincell soulmates
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Guillermo, drunkenly sobbing: and I keep trying to make Nandor understand that I’m in love with him but he’s so oblivious and never understands it
Nandor: when did you meet someone else named Nandor?
#wwdits#nandermo#what we do in the shadows#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#i just want them to keep doing the thing#ya know#where they make it as obvious as possible#but nandor STILL doesn't know#i love my oblivious boi <3#my big dumb friend <3#it's not his fault he has zero braincells
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super excited for the p3 remake, can’t wait to re-experience minato’s journey in HD! 💙
#persona 3#minato arisato#makoto yuki#lizzy does art#STILL GOT THIS GOD IT FEELS LIKE. FOREVER SINCE IVE LAST DRAWN MINATO.#p3 remake announcement literally revitalizing every last braincell in my system to draw persona 3 again#i love u minato thank you for fundamentally changing me as a person im so glad that you exist and that i met you!!!#i have soo many p3 ideas i havent gotten to yet because i havent worked up the courage to do them bc they're 'too hard'#hoping to change that!! i still love this game very much and i miss drawing for it tbh... minato is big comfort to me#literally just drew these on impulse felt so nice drawing minato again um. anyways! i hope you all have a very good day!!
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Love how when Toad sneaks Mario into Princess Peach's castle, the instant he's through the door, the very first thing that man does is walk straight down the middle of the hallway hoping that if he acts casual enough he won't get caught.
As though he wasn't turning every head in The Mushroom Kingdom on his way here???
He doesn't even try to explain anything he just jumps straight to plan B, which is run around like a madman while alerting every guard in the entire castle to his presence.
Like, my GOD he's so dumb and impulsive. I love him to death.
#big of heart dumb of ass#0 braincells when his brother is in danger#Mario Movie#super mario bros#super mario brothers#He's literally me in every videogame stealth mission though so points for accuracy
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idk I just immediately thought of Them when I saw this lmao 😎
#kenbig#kinnporsche#kinnporsche the series#ken kinnporsche#big kinnporsche#bl tag#userpharawee#userdarcey#ok with like 2 minutes and a single braincell I could probably come up with a funnier photo for big#or maybe he'd just use the theerapanyakul crest or something#he'd be boring like that#but I couldn't be bothered so this is good enough lol#now what would ken's photo be hmmmm ... a gym selfie#anyway. I promise there'll be proper art one of these days
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#gifs#justice band#xavier de rosnay#gaspard auge#gaspard augé#justice#from: diffus interview#i love how it seems that the one who is talking seems to take all the braincells and leaves the other one dissociating /j#the first screencap i clicked on from this video it looked like gaspard fully had his eyes closed#which hey. big ass mood
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I had this stupid thing in my mind and i got lazy so just have the sketch last LMAOOOOO
Mbk's not the Commander so technically he won't hear Peitha but still LMAO
#SotO#soto spoilers#gw2 soto#gw2#guildwars2#guild wars 2#peitha#mabaki#sketch#shitpost#my art#BRO IM ON MY LAST BRAINCELL THESE MUSHROOM SPORES ARE INFECTING MY MIND AND THERE'S THIS BIG ASS CAT THAT WONT GET OFF MY ASS#and then theres' the casual lemon in the corner watching
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more goat grampa
#rauru#rauru totk#tears of the kingdom#tloz totk#the legend of zelda#autumn.art#autumn.fandom#i want to pet his big fluffy ears. this dude's design activates my neurons#maybe i need to go to a petting zoo or something idk#we'll be returning to fallout after this i promise. i just needed to purge my braincells of this guy
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the fact that buck didn't start smiling or try to play it off as a joke when eddie asked if he was okay. bc with maddie and the others he felt like he had to be okay FOR them. like they were waiting for him to fall apart but he just couldn't allow himself that, because no matter how much he loves them, he can never be truly vulnerable with them without feeling like a burden. but with eddie, he doesn't have that. eddie is his safe place, the person who has seen him at his worst and let buck see him at his worst. so no, he didn't play dying off as a joke bc this was eddie and eddie never needed him to pretend to be alright, he only needed him to be there, alive and with eddie. that's the difference.
it really boils down to buck saying "you don't need to pretend with me" in s5. because they don't, they really don't have to pretend with each other and now that eddie is in a better place he can recognize that and apply it to their relationship as well.
#going actually clinically insane at this point i don't even know what im saying like the brain parasites are working OVERTIME to get those#braincells destroyed like i seriously need a lobotomy or to drink acid or some shit cause jesus#does this even make sense? its too late for big brain posts sorry#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#911 fox#911 spoilers#911 6b#buddie 911#911 6x12#buck x eddie#buck and eddie
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baldur’s gate 3 really is the game of all time for the gays who want to celebrate both sad pathetic wet men AND women’s wrongs
#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#astarion#minthara#minthara baenre#i am still thinking about that post i saw a couple of days ago#where OP was mad about men being categorized as babygirls and women as the only braincell havers#and OP was right that the latter girlboss-ification of women while subsequently never letting the narrative focus on them#(or having fandoms actually focus on them)#is depressing and exhausting#but that’s why!!! bg3 is so great imo!!!#the women characters in bg3 are absolutely the main appeal of this game!!#like yes astarion is extremely popular and with good reason#but he is not the only character with a delightfully feral and dedicated fan base happy to excuse all his wrongs because of his big sad eyes#/flourishes both hands @ minthara baenre will smith style#look at this sad war criminal and her big sad eyes and her arrogance and her insecurity#and her devastating sense of humour#she is hyperfixation material
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i had the sudden urge to share my favorite picture of my mom's cats, Archer and Ranger.
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hi splatoon tag
#splatoon#deep cut#big man#frye#shiver#art#krii things#my poor braincell has jsut latched onto these goofy fellas n gave them blorbo status#id microwave them
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