In another universe, Sam Reich is part of Batman's rogues' gallery.

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

what if hylia was like nine feet tall and thoght link was cute

I’ve been in a Twewy mood and found out today is Nekus birthday so here’s The Guy Of All Time.

lapin is so funny like hes a scholar but hes not a wizard. like this bitch has never studied anything in his life not spells not anything he made a deal with some broad he met in the woods to be able to do magic good and now shes trapped him in some bureaucratic nightmare dayjob. all his lectures are made up on the spot and he gets away with it because amethar is too illiterate to fact check and caramellinda is too busy girlbossing and whenever theo is within 50 feet of the man all he hears is a high pitched whistling sound (lapin is casting thaumaturgy). motherfucker faked his way to primogen of the church do you think he couldnt fake a degree "Ah yes the totally real College of Gumdrop established in the Year Of Our Bulb 862 by Archmage Teachesgood" and they let him have the job so hell stop talking and because none of the royals knows anything about the north of the country. he probably steals ravening war valour too the absolute cunt

You guys have no idea how badly I need Aguefort x Lapin to be canon. Not only do we need more Lapin content, not only is it incredibly funny for Arthur Aguefort to have multiple magical animal paramours across time and space, I need Fig and Ayda to bond over their parent's utterly insane polycules. I need Ayda to stiffly introduce Lapin as her step-father. I need him hanging out at the Compass Points and awkwardly trying to bond with his boyfriend's daughter because Aguefort may be barred from having any contact with Ayda but his hookup from another timeline isn't. I need Lapin to transfer all of his honed sinister advisor skills and experience as a babysitter of willfull princesses to being a Weird Uncle. I need Fig and Aydas' "Yeah my estranged dad showed up again in my life and now I have a weird stepdad as well" emotional bonding and discussion. I need for at their wedding the first row of seats is entirely taken up by all five Fathers Of The Bride.

ok I did crown of candy too

cleric class

That's it. That's the game.

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

Listening to A Crown Of Candy the way it was intended:

Finishing listening to episode 9 as I am driving to work, then sitting in the parking lot wondering how I'm supposed to be normal for my entire shift

We need to start seriously considering the fact that Arthur Aguefort is a furry.

Hang on let me check my chart

Lapin X Aguefort Real

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Aguefort, Ayda's father

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Ayda X Fig real

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Lapin Cadbury could be Fig Faeth's step father in-law

A Seed Guy and a War Guy for commission.

Thinking about that first sweet young Liam being the one who goes around saying stuff like "I wanna slam you down big style" is very funny to me

It's been 3 years, and I still think about the Deep Bleu Sea fight.