#take a look at childrens. bc thats what i come in to EVERY. DAY. and im the only one to do it and the only one who will not complain ab it.
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So we all walk into work and BratBoy is there and he calls all the floor people for a meeting
Well apparently like everything else NewLady didnt think that applied to HER and didnt show up
Anyway he was just giving out our tasks for the day which the team leads usually do individually when we go get our equipment but whatever dude
So he's like okay Mar you're gonna help [relative coworker] count the pallets in the steel which okay fine cool whatever
And NetflixCoworker you're gonna work grocery (of fucking course)
So the three of us go "well is NewLady here?"
Yes.
"Then what's HER job?"
Well uh we're gonna have her count the merchandise under the tables :)
And all three of us went "SHE CANT" which made him confused and we were bitching ab how all she does is refold ONE TABLE a day and just does not think she has to work anywhere else but womens and only counts the boxes there ect
And I was like "and no one touches childrens so I do that but when I get the WHOLE section done. I get more done in 4 hours than she does in 8. And womens has maybe 6 items on each table, right? I. Have. Thirty. But yet she's allowed to get away with doing ONE TABLE all day? And not helping out?"
And he was like 😧 "that's the most you've said to me in the year that I've been here" agdhhdhd like well yeah I dont like you that's why
Anyway he was like okay okay well ill talk to her and we were like BUT SHE DOESNT LISTEN THATS THE PROBLEM!
And this fucker went "why are you all yelling at me? 😥"
To which one of the few people who were still around the tables went "oh trust me that's not NetflixCoworker yelling. You'd KNOW if she was yelling"
And [RC] was like "I'm not yelling I'm telling you why we're mad" and I said "trust me this isnt me yelling." To which RC was like yeah no trust me that's not her yelling sgdggdgdgd like shes pissed but shes not PISSED bc when I get really mad I get really loud
Anyways guess how long it took NewLady to start counting? 90 minutes. We had BratBoy talk to her, NetflixCoworker yelled at her, had BratBoy tell her AGAIN, and passive aggressively bitched ab her and FINALLY this bitch starts
Like you can recover when we open motherfucker we cannot COUNT like this when we are open let's GO
#whats really funny is i was avoiding NL yesterday bc i was just not fucking having it and didnt have the patience to deal with her and RC#had said the same thing later like i tried to not talk to her today bc i knew id start screaming at her if i did dgdgdgd like we both were#like no. not today#anyway thats the second? manager to fuck around and find out just how unsettling i can be when im mad bc im normally so quiet and cheery#like this 🤗 but thats my worksona avdggdgd piss me off you're gonna find out real quick that i aint like that when you push me too far#like how passive agressive i was when (formally) Goodmanager tried to explain that BaldBastard meant i should work in all areas#and i was like mkay do me a favor? and he was like sure! and i went (very flatly/holding back my anger which unsettles people agsgdg) go#take a look at childrens. bc thats what i come in to EVERY. DAY. and im the only one to do it and the only one who will not complain ab it.#but if you guys dont want me taking care of it then fine i wont touch it#and he was like 😶 dgdgdgdgdgdh#oh and CuteButAntiMasker is coming in for two days!#BratBoy was like yeah a manager who used to work here uh dan? is coming in for a few days and we all went DANIEL??!!!#marquilla#work talk
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Haikaveh where kaveh is pregnant and when they found out about it he freaks out bc he read stories online where husbands wouldn't like the wives as much after postpartum takes over.
For days after the discovery Kaveh wouldn't eat or sleep as much, so far as to not talk to Haitham as much in fear of provoking anything that'll make Haitham "hate" him even more after the delivery
"Why aren't you eating?"
"Oh I'm just... not that hungry. I ate lunch earlier."
"But we always have lunch together??"
"Well something came up and I gotta change my schedule a bit. Sorry about that."
He'll just lie and lie and keeps on lying.
Kaveh isn't the type to wish anything bad happening on his pregnancy period, but he does severely dread the day of delivery. He'd get anxious and nervous (even more than he usually is) around Haitham and is always thinking about his next lie.
He loves the idea of motherhood. He loves the idea of having a child to take care of. He loves the idea of a happy family because that was something he didn't get as a child and is now more than willing to do anything to give it to his child.
What he doesn't like is the fear of Haitham leaving him if he's not good enough to satisfy his needs. The fear where he'll lose his worth as someone pretty and just end up as someone thats already been "used" and is not "perfect" anymore.
Haitham gets wind of what's going on and approaches him one day.
"Sweetheart."
"Yes?"
"Whats wrong with you?"
"What do you mean?"
"Dont play dumb with me, sunshine. Tell me what's going on."
And then Kaveh will freak out, thinking Haitham already knows about the postpartum fear thing and start crying and begging for Alhaitham to not leave him. He'll do anything, he'll be a good wife and stay with the kids and do all the housechores and stay in shape and-
A simple kiss shut him about for good.
"You don't ever need to be sorry about how you look like after bearing my children."
"But.. I've read stories... and surveys- about how husbands are more displeased with their wives' body image after postpartum-"
"You think I care how you look like?"
Probably not the best thing to say (he should've rephrased it better) as Kaveh starts to tear up again.
"You... you don't think I'm taking care of myself well enough..?"
"No, it's not that. Kaveh, sunshine. I fell in love with you because of your physical image. That was only one of the reasons why."
"You... did not?"
"You thought I would be like some of those freaks that ogles you shamelessly on the side of the road? Of course not."
"But.. you always said that it's absolutely important for me to keep being healthy-"
"Sunshine, healthy does not mean body image. Healthy means you are happy with yourself. Which you are mostly aren't. That's why I told you to be healthier."
Kaveh wells up in tears again as he realizes what Haitham is saying. He kisses Kaveh's forehead and rubs his belly.
"This baby is going to make us a family. Why would I care about how you're going to look like?"
(Again, probably should've rephrased it better)
"Everything will be a marker of your battles. I'd love every stretch mark it'll create. All the cellulites that you worry so much about will be mine to behold." Another kiss to the forehead, "Kaveh, please understand. I love you for just the way you are."
"I did not fall in love with someone who obsesses with their beauty. I fell in love with the Light of Kshahrewar, the person who brights up my day with just a smile. The person who makes me fall in love all over again when they laugh."
"So please. Don't be afraid of our children. I promise that I'll love you no matter how you look"
Kaveh sniffs, "E-even if I were a fungi?"
Haitham sighes and smiles, "You'd be my favorite fungi ever."
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i have not posted in a hot minute GAWD DAYUM anyways hi everyone ive come back with FICS instead of DRAWINGS isnt that COOL theres VARIETY now!! Also this fic was first posted on Twitter as i had a brainrot at 4am so if you're intrested in that please go support me on Twt! Thank you everyone!
#genshin impact#genshin#kaveh my beloved#haikaveh#mpreg kaveh#genshin impact al haitham#al haitham#genshin impact kaveh#kaveh x alhaitham#alhaitham x kaveh#haikaveh fluff#haikaveh angst#genshin angst
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originally I hadn't wanted to post anything about the current situation in Israel. Simply bc I wanted to use tumblr as a stress free place to distract myself. But i just saw someone I followed posting something horrible - and I have to say something about that.
Let me explain something first to you - I am german and jewish. I do not live in Israel but had been there a few times to see one of my grandmothers. You need to know that my paternal grandparents were jews living in Marocco but had to leave their home bc of antisemitism in the 60s, shortly before my father was born. Their families had lived in Marocco since ca the 1600. They had to pay nearly all of their money just so that they could afford to pay for the legal passports so that they could get on a boat and leave. As they were still scarred of Europe (bc of what happened in the 30/40s) and they didn't speak english they went to Israel. Simply bc they wanted to feel safe as jews (which btw isn't something common even today!). Anyway, my mothers family is german since forever - and christian. When my parents met my mother herself was still a christian. My father moved to germany and I was born and raised here. I speak hebrew rather bad and think all the time that I want to learn it but I always procrastinate. I am more of a cultural jew, but celebrate all the holidays with my family and eat more or less kosher (no pig, no crustations, i don't mix meat with milk products but I don't wait for hours after eating meat until i eat something with milk - mostly only a few minutes). Like many jews I got asked over the years if I would one day like to move to Israel. The answer is no. I am german and I want to stay in Germany. The only reason I would leave germany would be if something like the holocaust would be happening again. And even then I would look at the whole world to determine where it would be the safest for me. The existence of Israel is a huge relief to me. Because I know that at least there I will always have a safe place to turn to - I can't say that about any other country in the world. In every other country it would be depending on their current government. That had always been the case throughout history since Israel was first taken from the jews.
Now that you know that about me on to the original point of this post. Someone basically posted that what's happening now (terrorists coming to israel, killing civillians, taking people hostage to gaza, filming how they get belittled, spit on, insulted, hit and hurt in other ways - all including tourists and non jews and children) wasn't bad but what Israel deserved. They claimed that no Israelis are civillians but members of the army (yes, even premature born babies) and therefor deserved what happened to them. Of course they were saying that Israelis and jews are the same (which isn't true - there are Muslem and christian and atheist Israelis, but of course thats being ignored). Claiming that all Israelis stole that land - while ignoring that jews had been living there even before there had been talks of bringing Israel back. Of course they also feed the believe that all Israelis are originally from Europe and white - which of course also not true.
Anyway that post basically ended with all Israelis deserve that because no one of them is a civilian and they are all murderers. This triggered me rather badly. Because when I had been only 14 yeq4s old classmates had called me a murderer because I was jewish. Back than I keeped being jewish rather private - it was known that I am jewish, but I didn't talk about it and I never talked about Israel or my family there. So it wasn't like I was that kid talking about the politics there or something. I also wasn't islamophobic. On the contrary, i spoke up if someone said something racist or bigoted and I was happy to have muslim classmates as they too didn't eat pig. Which was back than a big thing in germany. It was before we got all those vegetarian or vegan dishes. Especially were I lived the menus of most restaurants contained dishes to 80 % with pig meat. So it was great that I wasn't the only one not eating pig. Because i had been the only jew in my school. Anyway, one day in school my teacher for ethics class (bc in germany religion as a subject had been mandatory. But bc not everyone was christian there had been this special class called ethics were every non christian had to be in) said that it was time to talk about world religions. So why not talk about Islam and Judaism at the same time (bc to him there had been as good as no differences between both religions. It was only later that I realised that said teacher had been not only racist but also very antisemitic, but until then he had managed to hide it rather good). And suddenly it started, from one second to the next. I hadn't said anything but all of my muslim classmates except for two of them turned towards me and started to scream at me. It was horrifiyng. Until than I had only had to deal with right wing antisemitism but never from amy muslims but they were screaming at me, insulting me. Kids my age that five minutes before that had talked to me completly normal. I was totally frightened, as they were all so aggressiv and didn't stop. Especially one male student was horrible. The teacher hadn't done anything - he sat in his chair, looked at us and actually smiled. And all my non muslim friends in this class simply sat there quietly. Not shocked or scared - most of them even looked bored. 5 minutes before that I had believed to be in a safe space surrounded be friends - only to be alone and scared like never before. But what stayed most prominent out of all of it until today was the following: they were screaming that all jews are murderers. Including me, a 14 year old, that all of them knew for years. When asked why, they said simply bc the Isreali government killed people, all israeli politicians were jews and because of that all jews had to be murderes. That argument is of course absolute bullshit and makes no sense at all. But it was clear that this way of thinking had been teached all of them. How else would a bunch of teenagers get those thoughts? Of course they must have heard it somewhere. And they believed it with their whole being. No counter argument, no question asked, nothing could make them change their minds. They truly believed that to be the truth. And that was what scared me the most. Because they were already so aggressiv about it, screaming it unprompted, filled with hatred. I cried for the rest of that day. I was scared shitless of every single one of those screaming classmates. Years later at another school I met one of them again. I was still afraid of him, especially since afterwards I had informed myself more of the antisemitic as well as the political situation there and started to understand just how deep and wide spread that hatred was. And of course i tried to stay away from him until he asked me why I didn't like him. And guess what - he didn't remember it. Something that traumatised me to my bones had been an ordinary Tuesday for him.
You can critisize Israel all you want, because yeah, the government made mistakes. But they are not all evil. If you serioulsy believe that no Israeli is innocent (incl the children) and are even happy about what is happening there, than you are an antisemitic piece of shit and a horrible person.
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Its so wild to see how openly and aggressively people hate forcebook and their work. Iknow bl opinions are so varied but other than the odd 'this is not for me' i never really come across hate for pairings on here (maybe its different on twitter idk) so its so insane that when it comes to fb people just stop being considerate to fans or even look to bother them actively. there are some actors who get rightly criticized for awful behaviour but with fb it just seems like its the one pairing that people are allowed to shit on and thats why they do it? bc what's the worst they've done? not act the way you would want them to or take part in a show you didn't like?? why would people then focus so much on them rather than focus on the stuff they do like? its so baffling i truly wonder if its just 'playground join in with the bully' behaviour. sorry thats been on my mind as someone who only filters into bl every now and then, its so strange.
hi there!
RIGHT????? before them, i had never seen hate for pairings on this level. i knew about some problematic actors and pairings that had broken up so most people had moved on but actual gratuitous hate??? was unknown to me.
i used to think we all minded our business with our faves and everyone lived in peace. at least it was like that here on tumblr for my first years of bl. i do think twitter is different and probably worse, but the way their behavior has been poisoning tumblr as well is concerning.
truly. i don’t KNOW what’s with forcebook that people seem to enjoy hating on them. they’ve been on the public eye for nearly two years now, they have zero rumors, zero scandals, zero accusations, work hard, just do their thing, openly support the lgbtq+ community, all their coworkers like them, for fanfest in japan geminifourth, joong and phuwin went to force’s room in the middle of the night to hang out because their adore spending time with him, their previous directors adore them, p’film considers forcebook his actual children and p’new opens his arms for book to bear hug him whenever he sees him.
hell, even their old classmates from school came forward to say they were really nice people back then. that force was popular because he was friends with everyone and book was quiet but sweet.
when there’s actual deeply problematic actors out there. people who get accused of unspeakable things EVERY SINGLE DAY. and fans still defend them and give them 937482848384 chances.
it just doesn’t make sense to me. WHY would you be so obsessed with someone you don’t like? focus on your faves instead of complaining about other people just doing their job!!!!!!!!!!
i do usually call it “hate train” because it seems like everybody’s hopping on it just because it’s going around a lot.
but STILL. i see some criticism that’s just baffling. the way people will take forcebook’s words out of context and attack them with it, invent shit saying they’re nepotism babies (they are not). some even use forcebook’s friendship against them which is????? surreal. jobless behavior. go find a hobby or something else to do???? WHAT ARE YOU GAINING FROM ALL THIS?????
force and book are very open about their friendship and how it’s not perfect because they like being honest with us instead of painting a false image of their relationship, it’s not for people to turn it into weapons!! the disrespect is just so infuriating!
i’m not asking for everyone to start loving forcebook, just RESPECT THEM. or even ignore them. but don’t ruin things for them 😭😭😭 and us fans who are just trying to support them.
it’s okay! i wonder about the same things every single day. and i sincerely don’t know if i’m just too biased or something but i have never understood the amount of hate and still don’t because i would never do this to anyone. i never expected things to become like this.
but oh well :/
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mailbag!! for the event!!
franks mama, emily, had no idea she was fucking a god until after she found out she was pregnant
annabeth's step mother has a peanut allergy, but annabeth loves peanut butter. annabeth isn't mad about it, bc her step mom also them to have peanut butter, just away from her
estelle jackson (sallys mom) was also clear sighted, she just thought she had a vivid imagination
leo has so made a joke, where he has a candle and lights it with his flames
leos mom liked star trek thats why he was confused af when jason said vulcan and he thought it was a star trek ref
piper knows every mean girls quote
hazel likes f.r.i.e.n.d.s for no reason
nico always let his sister (or mother before she died) brush his hair, so hazel and will are the only ones allowed to brush his hair
persephone actually likes hazel, bc she reminds her of demeter when her mother was younger
beryls one night stands with zeus/jupiter were pity fucks rather than actual love
thalia swears a lot
luke is allergic to bananas
percy is a chronic insomniac, annabeth is a chronic sleeper
Hephaestus and ares sometimes forget theyre fucking aphrodite at the same time bc theyre too busy betting on which capture the flag teams gonna win
"nico i had a nightmare" "go back to sleep" "but dads sculpture keeps looking at me" "huh--oh shit thats actually creepy, um.. okay anyway--" = hazel and nico at some point in time
amphirite and sally get along rlly well
ares has a son called marcus and he thinks its cute but also funny (marcus means son of mars)
(pssst the even did technically close but i dont mind breaking the rules for you pookie)
also i love love love the hc that ares has a son named marcus that's so funny-
children of aphrodite are amazing public speakers bc it's largely based on emotions, which there very in tune with
frank carries a little bottle of maple syrup with him everywhere he goes 'just in case the restaurant doesn't have any.'
hazel starts to carry some too, 'just in case frank's runs out'
jason starts keeping a journal (it's a diary but he doesn't want to call it that lmao) after the whole juno thing bc he never wants to have his memories stripped of him like that again
nico wears ONE singular gold ring on his ring hand, for will
will cant wear rings bc doctor, but he's got a black one on a chain around his neck, something about it being like dogtags
a lot of children of aphrodite are like pan or similar sexualities because they just have so much love to share that they can't just love one type of person
leo, unironically, loves 'over the hedge'
percy is the girl scouts biggest supporter, him and his mom go crazy in the spring and march back to their apartment with their arms just stuffed with boxes of cookies
he through a fit when they raised their prices and wrote them a ragey email with the help of annabeth
percy takes blurry pictures of architecture things and send them to annabeth, asking her what it is, just to see her ramble about the things she loves, bro doesn't even care or understand completely frfr
coach hedge keeps a photo of leo, piper, and jason in his wallet. his babies frfr
leo still has nightmares from the wilderness school but piper is always there to comfort him
big sister behavior frfr
clarisse once unknowingly got into a fight with her father on twitter and won
luke throws up every time he drinks ambrosia bc it tastes like his mom's cookies and the thought of his momma makes him sick
charlie once made a dagger for silena with their initials etched into it. it know is proudly framed in cabin nine, a constant reminder that the children of hephaestus are deserving of love
roman demigods can't stand gyros and greek demigds would rather eat dirty socks than cesar salad
connor makes friendship bracelets for all the new campers that come through cabin eleven, so that they don't forget them when they get claimed
mr. d never gets over the lost of his son, even struggling to look at pullox on some days bc he looks too much like his lost boy.
chrion likes to play pattycake with the younger kids
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Hey i am also anti psych as an institution but im also in therapy and on meds because I cant function.............. do you believe the meds can benefit me or am i just lining their pockets at my own detriment? im not about taking medical advice from tumblr but i have been looking for more opinions because im not knowledgeable on this and i want to read
I'm the first to admit that some people do in fact benefit from their meds, I'm one of those people to some extent. I am pretty happy with a few of my prescriptions. but on a larger scale, there are certain classes of medications that are widely prescribed that I believe do far more harm than good in the way they're currently being used.
the most harmful of these are antipsychotics. I used to be on one & I now refuse to take it, APs are just a chemical lobotomy, they literally shrink your brain over time + make you balloon up & give you diabetes, tardive dyskinesia, etc, thats just the tip of the iceberg. literally every single schizophrenic client I had who had been on APs for a long time had a million physical health issues bc of them & most were very lethargic to the point of falling asleep during group therapy.
while APs do have their uses in extremely severe cases, the big problem with them is that doctors aren't just prescribing them as a short term silver bullet to deal with severe psychotic episodes, as they ought to. they are handing them out like candy to anyone & everyone, from people with PTSD to curmudgeonly elderly patients to literal children, usually "difficult" ones in the foster care system, prison inmates with MH conditions-even people with nothing more than mild depression get given APs. and it's all bc big pharma sent their pill pushers out with bogus fraudulent studies exaggerating the positive effects & downplaying the negative ones so that they could make more money off meds that ought to be a very rare Rx.
this is also my primary issue with the second most harmful class of MH drugs, benzos. they work phenomenally when taken /as needed/ to stop panic attacks but psychs who prescribe them as a long term every day solution need to have their licenses taken away & I'm so serious about that. benzo withdrawal is the worst there is, you can literally die from it & it lasts YEARS with an insane amount of horrible side effects including rebound anxiety. I know people who trusted that their psychiatrist knew best & took xans for mild anxiety & now they literally cannot get off them, they are physically & mentally addicted & it's more difficult to kick than a heroin addiction (not exaggerating). well, guess who's a paying pharma patient for life now? how convenient.
SSRIs (as well as SNRIs) are another extremely commonly prescribed class that's come under fire recently due to the fact that the studies showing their efficacy were discovered to have been completely falsified. they literally don't do what the pharma companies claimed they do, the science is NOT there & on top of that they have some nasty side effects. what's particularly scary is what can happen when you try to come off them (withdrawal symptoms lasting years, anhedonia, also PSSD-there are people who haven't had an orgasm in years after coming off these drugs). I'm planning to take part in some of the lawsuits that are in the works due to this mass defrauding of mental health patients including myself.
the body count psychiatry has is a direct result of our for profit healthcare system that incentives overprescription, and the issue is so massive that I honestly think it totally dwarfs the opioid crisis prior to the overcorrection & fent & tranq being introduced. fuck, at least opioids /actually/ do what they're supposed to do, unlike most of these MH meds. it's insane & infuriating. I recommend reading Mental Health Inc if you want to know more about this, it gives you a sense of the scope of this issue.
#that was such a rant lol. anon if your meds work for you thats good & you can still criticize psychiatry while being on them!#also therapy isnt psychiatry since theres no medicine involved. psychologists dont have the ability to rx. therapy isnt likely to harm you#unless you have a hannibal lecter type therapist but im guessint thats not the case#i mean some therapists are just Bad but its pretty easy to identify them early on#asks
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“Another One Of Those ‘Things My Discord Said’ Sentence Starters.
Things taken from DMs and a few group chats from Discord.
CW: NSFT
Change / Edit as necessary !
i am literally tom cruise
cum is cool.
[NAME] is fucked up cus he is straight man
[NAME] show me your fuckin tits
[NAME], you better not be standing catatonic in your room wearing your handmade jigsaw robe again.
its like they creampied me but instead of cum it was new music
like what about my pussy-area makes u think sea cucumber
the mind is weak. but the body is funky
so im reading that fanfic where 1d like, buys your soul or whatever and im shook
well tom servo is a sex god
and then i freaked it
FUCK YOU APPLE JACK FUCK
ILL SLURP WITH YOU
LEMME SHOW U DICK
ITS A SIDE QUEST YOU SILLY BITCH
I’m a zombie the law can’t stop me
LEAVE YOUR GOLDEN UNCRUSTABLES OUT OF MY HOME I WILL NOT FALL VICTIM TO THY TRICKERY
you, telling me to ignore a twink with side swept brown hair? foolish.
Hes so hot i briefly started texting like a straight person
and because I’m god and I’ve decided that. No. In fact. I’m not done.
MY DUMB BOTTOM BRAIN FOLLOWS COMMANDS TOO WELL
[NAME], I know you love bloopy reggae jams. Now is not the time
OH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOUD SAY YOU STUPID ACCIDENTAL HIMBO DEMON
man i rlly am attracted to paul mccartney.
its not that kennedy was gay af sleeping w jackies fat ass out, he just has a better one-
jealous of my massive honkeers
YOU BRAINCELLED BITCH
this forced open my third eye and i saw the devil--
oh me seeming romantically interested in u is making u uncomfortable?? noted
the only pussy this party city shake out wig looking mother fucker is getting
[NAME] expose your teeth right fucking now
IN THE DEPARTMENT OF OLD MAN FUCKING, WEVE GOT YOU BEAT
What if we kissed while one of us got called racist and we are both boys
i just jacked it to minecraft piss porn
I will pop a huge tentacle boner
i hate females fr fr
we left u to die to play minecraft
IM GONNA FRICKLE-FRACK YOUR WIFE
CAN I KARATE CHOP IT LIKE IN SPONGEBOB
DWIGHT FROM THE OFFICE IS NOT MY SKRUNKLY
she would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats
My brother in Christ you’re being haunted
i want to wring you like a wet towel and slap u against a wall
Yeah you'll come to learn I just have a thing for milk
Piss ur pants harder pls I wanna watch
I'm gonna corn on the kill myself
good morning to parappa and his stans. everyone else..... hi ig
lol look at this clown with no slurs
God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.
this is how I reveal myself to be homophobic
I have no sluts
idk what it is abt it but boba makes me become like an actual whore
im homophobic suddenly
he was like ‘You're so big”.... and i just started crying
anyones penis can be hard hes not special
for the love of god please help me
i can talk about piss for hours
im sorry i havent recognized mickey mouse clubhouse ost as the cultural landmark that it is
I ASKED IF WE WOULD RP AFTER FUCKING BIBLE STUDY OR WHATEVER
the benefits of being a yandere is that i dont have to forgive OR forget and I am a living breathing PVP zone so Fuck with me white boy.
When toxic by ashnikko comes on I enter the gaslight gatekeep phases of my girlbosshood
im like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride
[NAME] is just all fucking Sorts of fucked up
im clownfaking
why are we here? to suffer? every other day i get messages from a whore
always thinking abt when my friend called me a "white boy whore"
you gotta PUMP the errand girl with cocaine
im beyond shame bc i love all cock try again
people have fetishes.
They really do crucify anyone these days huh
u may have never hungered for cock but you have hungered for a sub sandwich and honestly? theyre basically the same thing-
hi im drawing hentai
[NAME] idk why but that really. makes me want to stab you
“Don't have sex FOMO, [NAME], no! “
“TRY AND NUKE THIS, BITCH.”
“There's a group of golden skeletons behind you hitting the griddy “
“GRANDPA’S ASHES SUCKED MY COCK AND TOOK ME TO ARBYS.”
“You’re lanky with no gender and silly goofy with the rizz it works.”
“You can’t just tell me I could be a Tumblr sexy man to my face at 4:30 PM.”
"I have strong opinions about the soviet union"
“CALL THAT PUSSY THE MATRIX CAUSE IM IN THIS BITCH AND I CANT GET OUT “
“dont cry. 8000 types of reptiles on the planet, okay?”
[NAME] lives his life like he’s an RPG character but picks only the rude dialogue options.”
“I need to beat off to this before God destroys California.”
"No amount of pussy could get me on a rollercoaster with three loops"
"I love your senior citizen pussy"
"Gerber is pretty reliable .. I mean .. The Gerber baby didn't die .... did it?"
“you are white i assume”
"I hate you terrorist, and you may quote me on that"
"I love watching you play minecraft. It's like watching a baby fawn."
"I've never seen old men who fuck harder."
"i don't need him to KILL i need him to FUCK ME"
"well maybe if you just dicked down your wife she wouldn't have gone on a murderous slut rampage"
"why cant these BIG titty bimbos stop HANGING around me"
#txt#rp meme#rp memes#roleplay memes#roleplay prompts#sentence starters#ask prompts#inbox memes#inbox prompts#dj khaled voice: anotha one#candyredtext
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Ronance Fic Idea #2: Single Mom Nancy x Soccer Coach To Her Child Robin AU
hi welcome to another episode of its currently 1am and venny is self projecting, in today's episode we have the second part to my ronance ideas yipee!! here's the link to the first part [tw: mentions of torture and murder there] and sit back and relax since this one is more wholesome 🥰
edit: i started this at 2am and finished at 3:30am so pls beware there will be mistakes and i'll reread it tmrw when im not dying. im sorry who has to suffer through this now tho, may the lesbian goddesses be with you
set in a modern-ish time (I'm still not sure when this fic would take place in but definitely not the 80s) with no upsidedown or anything like that, and because of this nancy doesn't end up with jonathan.
nancy and steve were young and experimenting when steve accidentally gets nancy pregnant at 17. nancy's dad doesnt allow her to abort and practically disowns her while karen, the sweet angel she is, helps nancy with little max so she can learn how to take care of a child while still being able to go to school.
at some point steve and nancy breaks up mutually due to the fact they started to fall out of love and that raising max wasn't making their collapsing relationship better. but to this day, steve still stays in hawkins, working multiple jobs to send money to nancy for max's welfare and college. (ik he was an ass in s1 but idc, i want him to be a good dad)
after nancy finishes her college (let's say she doesnt go to emerson but another high level college in indiana), a year later, nancy gets a job and boston where her and max officially move to at the age of 23 for nancy and 6 for max.
HERE COMES THE SELF PROJECTING WOO!!
since nancy was practically away all the time due to her studies, she didnt really got to raise max that well and have a distant relationship with her. after they move to boston, nancy tries to fix her ralationship with max. and though max loves her and understands why she practically wasnt there for half of her life, she just doesn't know her own mother that well anymore, so she distance herself and nancy having a family who are also distant, didnt know what to do.
(i am totally not self projecting my own mother's neglection when i was younger only for her to try harder around my peak teen years and being absolutely successful bcs i love my mom so much and she's still trying her best)
ANYWAYS !! who else to save their relationship than Robin "I Will Love Someone And I Will Show It In Every Way" Buckley!!!
nancy is 31 now and is the chief editor for the popular boston bugle papers (hehe fallout 4 reference), whereas max is 14, starting her first year in highschool. they're relationship is still a bit strained but if not improving little by little until one day max comes home eagerly and tells nancy about a new friend she met in school that asked her to join the soccer team after seeing her kick the ball during her gym class (said friend was jane hopper). nancy was nothing but supportive of the idea and asked her how she could join.
apparently for freshmen newcomers, they have to go to this initiation with a parent or guardian just to get direct permission for their child but if not then a signed form is plausible. ofc nancy chooses the former option wanting to watch her daughter play in a school team for the first time as she was interested in sports like softball, volleyball, basketball and skateboarding but never commiting to it through a school team until now.
SO INITIATION DAY COMES !!!
nancy is sitting along the outside bleachers just people watching and looking at max with jane and all that shit when the presentation comes and the official gym teacher introducing herself. thats when the most beautiful woman comes in looking distressed and interrupts her during her introduction to the parents and children. nancy finds out that the woman was the soccer coach who only part-times as a coach for the school soccer team. robin buckley.
obv robin looked distress bcs her ass woke up late and was almost late to the intiation.
now the pining insues, nancy practically staring at robin the whole intiation and only looking away once in a while to watch her daughter beat the shit out of everyone else in the team along with her new friend like holy shit bro.
during the intiation she meets a nice woman named joyce where nancy can finally be friends with and tells nance that she's actually the mother of max's new friend. and yadda yadda plot plot.
SO thats the most of it now on to the little fun facts of the story !!
max is ginger bcs karen's parents and her are ginger but she dyes her hair blonde so dont be confused
steve is practically besties with nancy now and has the same distant relationship problems with max too, but she still loves him
"mom, why is my second name mayfield?" "bcs you decided that you wanted me to have a miserable time while i was out on the field with your dad and left my stomach. it was may at the time too" "oh-"
nancy has dated people in the past but none of them stayed that long due to nancy's distant personality and max's evil gremlin one
max def got her sarcasm from nance. who else? steve? yeah no.
robin is 28 in the fic and is not the sweet innocent robin we know 🥺 i mean she is still sweet and caring but not so innocent if u know what i mea- *gunshot*
joyce was very sweet at learning that max was a teen pregnancy and even often invites her and nancy for dinner
nancy meets jonathan and they become friends
fun fact will was there for el's intiation bcs he could never miss a soccer game for el as el could never miss any of will's award night for his paintings!!
robin and max get along well through soccer AND their sarcasm towards the boys
nancy is unlabled and doesnt care who she dates as long she likes them and can love max too
nancy teaches max all of about sexuality and gender respectfully thats why max is so open minded
nancy doesnt fall for robin at first sight, she was mostly intrigued and attracted to her but the more they talk the more she fell for her
gonna uni reverse this shit and say nancy fell first but robin fell harder
robin part times as a soccer coach and full time as a barista in a coffee shop
thats how they officially met
robin is new to boston, she only moved a few months ago from france, her parents are american tho
max loves hearing robin's adventures while traveling around europe
robin is very physical and bcs of this, she teaches nancy (indirectly ofc) how to express love through simple gestures and she starts doing this to max
when max was hugged tightly for the first time than what she can remember from nancy, she freezes and nancy thinks she made a mistake before max hugs back
max soon realizes that she loves physical affection
robin calls nancy the sweetest things and tells her that a compliment, even small, to max wont hurt
"hey max?" "yeah?" "good job during the game today, im proud of you" "........*sobs*" "MAX?!"
safe to say max and nancy's relationship started to heal and they often even joke around now, something they almost never do due to nancy's reserve personality and max's distant one
"mom pls tell me you weren't looking at coach buckley's ass today" "okay fine i wont!" "...." "*whispering* i do it everyday-" "MOM PLEASE"
robin then shows nancy the beauty of quality time love language, something nancy lacked with max
anyways thats all for now, i hope yall know i started writing this at 2am and its now 3:39am
I HAD FUN THO!!! this one was a woozy to write but i hope yall enjoyed it, maybe i will write a fic of this since i loved it sm
we'll see 👀👀
#this one's a long one#enjoy tho :)#stranger things#ronance#nancy wheeler#robin buckley#nancy x robin#robin x nancy#wlw#fanfics
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acatually we're far enough in the season that i already can say definitively which ones are ass and which ones are good.
Dead Mount Death Play. a reverse isekai about a necromancer who reincarnates in the body of a rich kid that just got assassinated. he gets mixed up with the mafia and the police and the girl who assassinated him and real life supervillains. tonally all over the place, but absolutely an incredible ride. 10/10 loving every second of it
Kamikatsu: Working for God in a Godless World. ok hear me out. hear me out please im begging you. this is the one about the guy who gets killed by his dad during a cult ritual, reincarnating into a world without gods and getting his life saved by the god of his dad's cult. yes its really weirdly horny constantly. yes the cgi is absolutely god awful. yes 30% of the scenes are 8bit isometric view renders. yes its obvious theres like half of a budget on this one. but by fucking god if theyre not doing the best with what theyve got. the plot is batshit, the world is dark, its wholly inappropriate. but something is just so charming about the way they lean into how bad everything looks.
Why Raeliana Ended Up At The Duke's Mansion. a girl ends up in the plot of a novel she read during her life where her character dies in the first few chapters, so she strikes a bargain to get fake engaged to the duke in order to save her life. it's pretty, the story's good, raeliana is a fun character, i cant make up a reason to put it any lower than this beyond 'its het' and thats not fair.
Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear Punch. i just really like yuna ok? shes a good girl. shes dressed as a bear. shes too anxious to hang around people her own age so she makes friends with children. its just a cute show. i would put it at #3 if i was being more subjective.
Konosuba: The Megumin One. ive always said megumin was the best cast member of konosuba. shes still the best. it is a lot of secondhand embarrassment tho bc she is still , by definition, megumin, and she can still only do one spell a day. im not talking about her chuunibyou. that fucks and is cool as hell.
Summoned to Another World for a Second Time. we're getting into the ones i care less about. a guy gets summoned to another world 5 years after he disappeared from it last time and has to save it again. this one i liked a lot more at the beginning, the middle was kinda mreh, but its picking back up. the characters feel kind of Nothing tho.
Smartphone Isekai Season 2. i dont really like harem anime and this one is Very harem. its not usually horny about it but this season feels like theres not like. any plotlines. he will say 'i want to go do this' and then he'll go do it and come back and everyone says 'good job mr guy heres another wife.' i learned that the robot girls suck and fuck each other so thats a plus. as far as the isekais i dont care much about, this one's at least mostly harmless.
The Aristocrat's Otherworldly Adventure: Serving Gods Who Go Too Far. some guy dies and reincarnates as a 3 year old noble child who gets cheat-level blessings from the gods and can kinda do whatever. it just feels like anything that happens in this show is basically nothing. its a nothing show. he got a dog i guess.
My One-Hit Kill Sister. a guy gets reincarnated in another world and he sucks shit and his hot sister beats her head against the hospital wall until she also comes to the other world with him, and she is so powerful but he ends up taking credit for it so everyone thinks hes hot shit but hes just regular shit. a demon shows up and also wants to be his hot sister so he now has two hot sisters who protect his weak shitty ass. hes a cunt. thats all there is to say i hate this guy he fucking sucks. he pisses me off. fuck this guy.
I Got A Cheat Skill In Another World And Became Unrivaled In the Real World Too. its in the title. this is one of those 'guy was really fat but now hes Super Hot And Skinny And Everyone Loves Him' shows, which is kinda vile conceptually. he finds his dead grandpa's secret gate to another world and he can go in and out whenever. the show doesnt focus on like. anything interesting. theres no plot or anything. the show puts him in a Situation and then he Handles It and everyone says 'wow skinny hot guy youre so cool and hot i have a crush on you now' and that part goes on for twice the lenght of the situation he handled. usually in the real world. sometimes in the isekai world. they almost had a plotline where he was supposed to go to the castle, but at the last minute he said 'no actually i cant go sorry'. its a nothing show. its nothing. theres nothing here. nothing is happening. another girl shows up and has a crush on him.
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I think i hate my mom bc she made me think getting bullied meant i deserved to be bullied. I didnt mint being told off/having people be rude to me as long as it was only verbally that much as long as i had someone who liked me, but my mom insisted i need to be likeable and normal bc shes ableist with my autism, she was always sensitive to me getting into the slightest trouble or being involved in trouble even if its not my fault. Anyway i didnt mind someone thinking i was lame but i did mind about my reputation because my moms love was conditional based on it. Its hard to explain the cruelty to a middleschool bully so i dont blame them. I actually think its cool if noone thinks im normal and acceptable and they think im weird and impossible to tolerate. But it was awful to feel like im not doing what is being asked of me. "Everyone elses parrents must love their children so much because they dont get in trouble even if they do trouble things, because theyre good at getting away with things, they know what to say. Im the only one in my class getting bullied and caught and being clumsy at everything, my mom must be the most dissapointed mom in the class" because being liked on the surface level is a stupid endevour, and all the good offers and networking, or at least like 60% of the offers worth taking, are done at the deeper level, where id like to think people judge you fairly on a deeper level. I like to think if someone misjudges me they didnt have much to offer anyway. Being liked is a stupid endevour, but being loved by my mom, who has full control over me and can take things out on me for 5 more years if she doesnt like me (until 18 i thought. The truth is to escape home you also need money).. "For my mom i must be perfect, because she wants it and she thinks she can get it, she almost believes in me although its in a category i dont care about and based on complete ignorance" like i dont even know how she would know if im getting bullied. I guess she asked me how was school every day and she expected me to say okay and if i didnt she expected me to have an explanation. She didnt get angry if i didnt say things were okay but she did this thing where she felt guilty so she would ask what happened and then make sure she told be how it was my fault so she didnt feel responsible (Is that what too much empathy does to a person who choses not to be compassionate?) she also expected me to bring friends which i never did. Its fair, a kid should have friends. That parts fair. I wish someone explained to kid me what im doing wrong that makes kids not want to play with me that i could fix, because autism blah blah but we can still be taught how to be team players but it takes so much longer to figure out when it doesnt come naturally. I wish someone told kid me "when passing someone, pick a side where youre going and look there with your head to indicate thats the direction youre going to avoid collision" "when trying to say something on topic in a group without interrupting, wait until the person currently talking makes a small pause but not in the middle of a sentence" or idk "dont talk about living in a tower made of skulls during break or the other kids will be scared of you" idk what i needed but an adult should know that for me.. But they didnt expect a kid to need that kind of help bc most kids figure that stuff out on their own. Although i did get told that i should keep my shirt on when its hot outside or in PE bc im a "girl" which is stupid and unfair bc the boys took off their shirts. Anyways now that i dont care about being a socially acceptable person i can talk to other people who are also bad at this stuff and we dont even have to be aware we look bad to some ableist. But im still mad my mom expected me to be cool and likable as if thats what she sent me to school for, and that she made me feel like the bullies are right
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caretaker venting coming up
the last few months have been hard, but the last week and a half have just made things a lot to handle. My dad has parkinsons, heart disease, diabetes, and is developing psychosis and dementia because of the parkinsons. He’s so fucking skinny, he can barely stand, and its gotten really hard because I’m doing 95% of moving him and lifting him with the little he can help me lift him. My mom deals with him at night, but I sleep downstairs now to help when she cant help him (ie lifting and moving him).
We got him an adjustable bed base to hopefully help him and now I think a lift is needed. He’s going to be pretty much bed ridden in a few months, and he is determined to use the toilet or commode and thats just not plausible. But what is good to me is he wants to. He wants to do all these things even though he can’t, and at least that tells me he’s not giving up.
The last week has been the worst. He went to the hospital and it felt like he was going to die, he blacked out and was shivering so bad. We didn’t know he could get hypothermia, but he got that at home in a heated house, his body wasn’t producing the right amount of body heat and his blood pressure had dropped bc of Parkinson’s. Four months ago he went to the hospital bc his blood sugar has dropped to 38. It’s just one small slip, of us not knowing what can happen next.
Friday he fell put of his commode, onto the floor and I wasn’t prepared for that, he feel FORWARD onto the fucking floor and I was like how the fuck did he manage to do that. He ended up being fine, the whole reason I was having him in the commode was to pee so we could take him to the pediatrist to get his ingrown toenail out (which they did and it was still infected).
Long story short, when someone you are caretaking has all of these things happen, it’s so fucking hard to know how to best care for them. Doctors can only do so much but by god the way we have to juggle medicines on top of everything. It’s slowly been moving towards this, it feels like that to me, but every time any sibling comes back home I get “he looks worse every time I come back, I know you don’t see it because you’re here all the time but,” and it just makes me want to curl up in a ball and also yell and scream at them. I want to start kicking and screaming, I’m so fucking tired from working a full time job, being a full time caregiver with my mom, and go to school for my masters. It’s all so much, I feel exhausted every single fucking day. And people who live with us, my sister, niece and brother don’t do nearly enough to help. I yelled at them, at least my sister makes an effort, but I’m the youngest and I’m doing more than all my family combined. I give money, I give my time and strength, and one day I can say I did everything in my power that I could, but it doesn’t stop me from being bitter and annoyed. I told my mom that I’m the youngest, I am doing all of this, and everyone else gets to leave, go live their own life and send a couple hundred dollars but it’s still up to me, giving the most out of ALL of them and breaking my back to help them. Because who else if not me? Who fucking else? None of them. And my mom feels so bad, she hates asking me to do anything but again it’s only me.
And this whole month has been figuring out how to get my dad to eat more, how to move a little more, get stronger, but nothing helps. I but him food he wants only for him to eat a little and not want any the next time he eats. My mom makes him so much food he asks for and he never finishes it. He gets so mad if we try and feed him more, he thinks we’re force feeding him, but we’re not. And then he wants someone with him all the time, his psychosis and dementia makes it so that he hallucinates children and adults and he thinks he’s worked a full day. It’s just a lot to deal with. I’ll need such heavy therapy after this all.
Anyways idk where this was going but things suck and I feel alone with no one who could understand. Life keeps throwing punches and I’m already down and bleeding.
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my mom is headed out going to a food bank rn and it reminded me of an old memory of my toxic cousin bc i remember one time i told her that my aunt was going to a food bank and then she laughed and TAHTS FUCKED UP LIKE FUCK HER like you dont understand the shit that people have to go through when we dont have money we cant afford barley anything and we sometimes have to maybe even eat expired food because we dont have money to buy anything like laughing at a persons low income is fucking rude and disrespectful like she would know she HAS money and she can buy what the fuck ever...me and my mom on the other hand NO we have bills and rent piled up and its stressful and unfair and especially if your whole family is high income and then since i cut them off bc of my toxic cousin its hard to ask for help bc it makes me feel like im getting involved with my cousin again so fuck you stephanie for ruining my fucking life eith your physical and mental abuse and gaslighting and trying to seperate me and my mom saying that "being at your house makes you depressed" and "your mom doesnt care about you" and saying my mom is selfish and you called her the r slur and slow and you threaten to hit me and ever since elementary throughout highschool you always try and gaslight me into thinking that my mom is selfish and that staying at your place is whats right and especially elementary since i was young you would always every week talk abt how much my mother doesnt care and it actually made me turn on my own mother saying "i dont want to stay at her house can i stay here" and i would cry if she would have to take me home but little did i know that wasnt my own thoughts it was her fucking words ingraved into my head and i remember you talking abt my dad which left when i was in kindergarten and she knows how fucking sensitive i was abt that topic at the time but no and from an event in 2020 i still feel your hands on me pinning me down like a dog just bc your finger was in my face and you were yelling at me and i didnt even shove you i lightly tried to move your finger away from me and you quickly grabbed me from the chair and pinned me down with my hands behind my back and you were on top of me and i was sobbing and i wanted to cry for help but nobody was there to do anything and as she got off me i and ran to the bathroom to cut and she was chasing after me yelling "come back here now" and she was banging on the door and theres so much other things you did to me and i hate that i was the whole families scapegoat and that i was a punching bag and that rveryone thought i was disrespectful towards you but i was only calling out for help and even after i told them you abused me and all of that stuff they still are on your side is it bc you are a nurse and technically nurses take care of children so basically they just think "oh how could she do that she takes csre of children" and they would say "she was probably just tired" and if i speak up they always go to "she helped you will school since elementary school" and thats usually an excuse she can get away with and i hate it and she has all of these excuses and im just left with nothing and im broken and hurt and i fucking hate you stephanie for all of the shit you done to me you toxic manipulative cunt and sorry doesn't change any fucking thing i am still hurt and it hurts when you cut a family member off and you think you did something and you feel powerful but then the family doesnt even react to it and its just like a backhanded slap in the face bc you feel like you built all of that courage for nothing and now look at me having mild agoraphobia and being clinically depressed in my house that i haven't left since may of last year and i feel like everyday is the same and im sleeping 24 fucking 7 well latley im getting kinda sleepless nights bc i pulled all nighters for 3 or 4 days lost count but im trying my fivking hardest to heal and you cant hurt me anymore and i am better than you will ever be so a personal fuck you to you
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all dolled up | ryuguji ken
summary: ken loves the way his cock makes you cry, the way your makeup gets all ruined for everyone to see
cw: NSFW 18+ timeskip draken, dom!draken, face fucking, tons of degradation, semi public sex ?, readers a brat :) daddy draken punishes us (yes daddy is used so if that triggers your fight or flight best not read this one), choking, impact play, use of pet names princess and slut (affectionate? lol) also theres no spoilers but if u havent seen the last ep of the anime go watch it bc thats kinda the vibe of the dinner table djxhwjd just read ok
wc: 2.7k
a/n: i am just in love w the idea of someone fucking my face until my makeup is streaming down my face, bonus points if we have to face anyone we know looking like a fucking mess who just got railed in the bathroom <3 also i wrote the majority of this last night tired as fuck so if it doesnt make sense dont even worry abt it
!!!!! MDNI !!!!!
Makeup just wasn’t your thing. You had tried every trend that swept across your social media, bought countless products that you only really used a couple times, but despite this, you just couldn’t get into it. Your winged eyeliner always turned out sad, you could never find the right shade of foundation, so eventually, you had just given up. The last time you really put on makeup was when you graduated from college, mostly because you wanted to look a little more presentable than you usually do since after all, those are the photos you’ll show your children one day, saying “damn, look how hot your mom was when she was younger.” But typically, you were fine taking on the world completely bare-faced.
You were also incredibly lucky to have found yourself a boyfriend that didn’t give a damn how much effort you put into your appearance; the last person you wanted to date was someone who would even think about mentioning how you should wear makeup to make yourself prettier for them. Thankfully, Draken was nothing like that. He loved your attitude of not giving a fuck, and quite frankly thought you were the hottest person alive, so why even need makeup in the first place?
Today, though, was different. Draken and the other higher-ups in Toman had set up a little get-together at this absurdly expensive restaurant as always, and this time Draken asked you to come along. At first, you declined because you weren’t that comfortable around the other guys, but as soon as he mentioned Hinata would also be going, you changed your mind. You never passed up a chance to see Hina; the two of you have gotten exceedingly close ever since you and Draken started dating a year or so ago, and you were so happy to have found another girl dating a Toman member to call a friend.
As you stared in the mirror getting ready for the occasion, you couldn’t help but feel the urge to open your drawer and pull out your makeup bag that rarely sees the light of day. You picked up the tube of mascara, turning it over in your hand a couple times while you thought it over. Maybe eyeshadow and eyeliner would be too much, but a little mascara and a hint of blush couldn’t hurt, right?
You applied the makeup to your eyelashes, careful not to get any on your eyelid. Meanwhile, you heard the shower shut off, immediately followed by your blonde boyfriend emerging. He wrapped the towel around his waist after drying off when he noticed what you were doing. “Are you...putting on makeup?” He asked, not believing what he was seeing.
Screwing the bottle shut, you looked at him in the mirror. “Just a little mascara and some blush, nothing too crazy.” You said, opening the pink compact and grabbing a fluffy brush.
As you swiped the powder over the tops of your cheeks, Draken came up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and pressing a kiss into your hair. “You know you don’t need that shit.”
“I know...I just thought since we’re going to a fancy place to eat, might as well look the part, right?” You quickly finished up, smoothing down your straightened hair you spent so long perfecting and turning around, giving him a brief kiss. “Come on, you gotta get dressed; we’re gonna be late if we don’t leave soon.”
The conversation had gotten to a point where you were bored out of your mind. You had your elbow propped up on the table, head rested in your hand while your other hand was placed innocently on Draken’s thigh. He was so caught up in the conversation he hadn’t even noticed you placed it there 15 minutes ago.
“All I’m saying is those guys seem shady as hell.” Your boyfriend spoke, taking a sip of his drink.
“I’m sure they could help us out. Besides, it’d be a lie if you said we didn’t do shady shit either, Ken.” Takemichi spoke up. “Inui seems nice enough.”
Draken just rolled his eyes. Mikey was the one to speak next. “Anyone from 10th gen Black Dragons needs to be looked into thoroughly before we even think about talking with them.”
You shared a bored expression with Hinata, who sat beside you, drumming her fingers on the tablecloth. It’s only been 20 minutes since you’ve gotten here - you haven’t even been served the appetizers and already you were wanting to leave. Of course, you wanted to be supportive of Draken, but then again, there’s a reason you aren’t in Toman.
Staring off mindlessly, you rubbed your thumb across the fabric of your boyfriend’s trousers; what would have been a tender display of affection was turned into something much more lewd in your mind. You couldn’t help your wandering hand graze along the plane of his thigh, closer to something far more interesting than the conversation at hand. Ever so gently, you brushed your fingers against his crotch, immediately feeling him stiffen.
If you didn’t have his attention before, you surely did now.
He shot you a look, one that said don’t even think about it, princess. But you just bat your long eyelashes at him, innocent as ever, continuing your teasing.
You were at the dinner table, with all the execs in Toman; what on earth were you thinking? You were careful not to make anything too obvious, hiding everything beneath the tablecloth hanging off the side of the table, and your movements were impossible to notice to anyone else besides you and Draken. This was so out of character for you; first you decide to wear makeup, and now you’re teasing your boyfriend in public, and purposefully disobeying his silent order to stop? It's as if this side of you had sat dormant all your life, and now for whatever reason, it's deciding to take over.
If it weren’t for the escalating voices traveling across the round table, you would’ve been able to hear Draken’s quiet grunthe released as he shifted in his seat, trying anything to get away from your teasing fingers.
But it wasn’t enough, you continued to play with him, even going so far as to cup your hand over his bulge, squeezing a little and sighing at how nicely he hardened beneath you.
Before you could make another move, he tilted his head down by your ear. “Bathroom, now. I’ll be right behind you.”
His voice was low and the command went straight to your pussy. You waited a moment before sliding out from your chair. You rested a hand on the back of your seat as everyone looked up at you. “I need to use the restroom.” You stated to no one in particular.
Mikey nodded, gesturing with the glass in his hand. “It’s back by the bar.”
“Do you want me to go with you?” Hina asked sweetly.
You shook your head. “No, thanks though.”
Your feet carried you far to the back of the restaurant, finding yourself in the private family restroom and leaning against the door. Heart racing, you couldn’t help but smile at your actions tonight. You enjoyed playing this little game with Draken, and you knew he was going to punish you in some way, which you never denied.
However, you didn’t know exactly what kind of punishment was waiting for you.
Back at the table, Draken barely spoke another word as he waited for enough time to pass for no suspicion to arise. Finally, Hina was the one to inquire about your absence. “___’s been gone a while, maybe I should go check on her...” She thought aloud, about to get up out of her chair to make sure her friend was alright.
Draken stopped her, though. “No, I’ll go see how she’s doing. She's not been feeling 100% herself lately.” He spoke at a volume he thought was quiet enough for only Hina to hear, but he was mistaken.
“You finally knocked her up, eh Kennie?” Mikey teased across the table.
He shot his friend a threatening look. “Like I’d be the dumbass to knock someone up.”
You waited patiently in the bathroom, back resting against the door as you waited for Draken. After a few minutes, you finally heard a few light knocks on the door. “Princess?”
You barely had a chance to unlock the door and he was already inside with you, taking you by the shoulders and switching places with you, forcing you back against the door. “You think it’s funny to pull that shit in front of my friends, princess? You think just because you’re cute you can get away with that?” He asked, so close to you your noses were practically touching.
Strong fingers found your neck without missing a beat, quick to squeeze just tight enough to have you dizzy. “I asked you a question, princess.”
“Ken!” You gasped, holding onto his arm as if your life depended on it.
His grip tightened, and you whimpered in response. “What, you don’t want me to leave too many marks on you this time? Don’t wanna go back to the table looking like a little whore?”
“Daddy…” You croaked, digging your nails into his flesh.
He paused for a moment, letting go of his grip. “On your knees, now.” He demanded, nimble fingers working at undoing the belt around his waist.
Your hands reached up meekly to aid him, but he swatted them away. “Don’t touch, you don’t deserve to touch me. You’re just my little fucktoy, got it?”
“‘M sorry daddy,” you whined, placing your hands on your thighs, entirely exposed from your short skirt riding up.
He shoved his pants and briefs down, revealing his hard dick. Wrapping his long fingers around it, he brought it to your face, tapping his head on either cheek. He finally tapped it against your lips. “Open.”
You did as he told, opening just enough for him to slide his cock in and immediately wrapping your lips around his girth. Mindful to keep your teeth tucked away, you gagged a little when he forced his length into your mouth, tip immediately hitting the back of your throat.
Draken wasted no time in finding a harsh pace of fucking into your face, making sure to edge himself further and further down your throat with every thrust. He grabbed a handful of your hair, jerking your head back and forth along his shaft. You were completely under his control, useless to the incessant speed of his long cock pumping in and out of you.
“Relax for me, princess.” He pushed your head further down along his dick so your nose touched his pelvis. He was fully in your throat now, contracting around his painfully hard dick and causing tears to prick at your eyes. “Fuck, princess, you feel so good around me.”
The pressure was too much; you grabbed onto his hips and removed him from your mouth. Instantly, you felt a heavy hand against your face, whipping your head to the side.
“Is my dick too much for my little slut, huh?” He asked darkly, taking his cock covered in spit and running in across your lips again. It may have been sick, but you absolutely loved when he talked to you this way. Your panties were already hopelessly soaked before this, but as soon as his hand came in contact with your face, you could’ve came right then and there.
You were grateful for the second he gave your throat a rest, because as soon as your lips parted, he was inside you again. Back to the same relentless pace as before, though this time your throat was much more sensitive from the previous deep throating. The tears were welling up in your eyes again; you forced them shut when his grip on your hair tightened, sending streams of your tears down your face.
“Shit, princess, you look so pretty.” Your boyfriend moaned above you. You looked up at him, glassy eyed and makeup running down your face. He brought his free hand up to wipe your damp cheek. “Such pretty little tears.”
You tried bobbing your head along his dick, but as soon as you started, he placed both hands on the back of your head, forcing himself into your throat once again.
“That’s it, princess, take it, take my fucking cock like the slut you are.” He groaned, feeling his dick twitch in your throat. You swallowed around him, loving the whimper that pulled out of him. “You’re gonna make me cum if you keep doing that.”
You swallowed again but he quickly pulled out of your throat, fucking himself into your mouth a few more times. “Gonna cum all over that pretty face of yours-” He said, taking his cock out of your mouth entirely, harshly pumping himself over your face as you waited beneath him, tongue lolled out of your mouth and staring up at him with hungry eyes.
Before you knew it, his thick, hot spurts of cum were shooting out of his dick, covering your face, some landing in your mouth. You licked up whatever landed around your mouth, swallowing his seed down with the biggest smile on your face. You kitten licked at his sensitive tip, making sure to clean up any spit or cum that dribbled out of his slit.
Draken looked down at you. “What a fucking slut.” He chuckled, putting himself back in his pants.
“Yeah, but I’m your fucking slut, daddy.” You teased back at him, getting up from the cold tile floor and walking over to the sink. You were mortified when you saw yourself in the mirror. Covered in your boyfriends cum, black tears streaming all the way from your eyes down to your naked clavicle, your hair that you had spent so much time straightening now a rat’s nest. “Draken!” You screeched, now realizing the consequences of your actions.
“You asked for this, princess.” He said, reaching for some paper towels for you to clean up with.
He helped wipe away his cum, but the mascara smudged beneath your eyes was a whole other story. You desperately tried scrubbing the dark tears off your skin, but as soon as you tried cleaning up the mess around your eyes, you only seemed to make matters worse.
“Can’t you just wash it all off?” Your boyfriend suggested.
You shook your head. “It’s makeup, it doesn’t come off easily, you’re supposed to use makeup remover. Shit…” You said, looking back in the mirror and trying your best to clean up the smudges to look halfway presentable. Despite your efforts, though, it still was very evident what had happened in the bathroom.
Draken kissed your temple. “I still think you look hot.”
“Of course you do.” You said, rolling your eyes at him. You pulled your skirt back down over your ass and thighs, smoothed your hair down a little, and put on a brave face as you fled the restroom, your boyfriend following closely behind.
Sitting back down at the crowded table, you avoided any and all eye contact and instead found solace in the plethora of appetizers waiting for your return.
Silence had fallen over the table as Draken took his seat next to you, all the boys (and Hina) staring at your disheveled appearance. You could feel their eyes burning into you, but not a word was spoken.
Draken grabbed the bottle of wine in front of him and turned to you, smiling at how cute you looked having just been destroyed in the restroom. He glanced around the table filled with his friends. “More wine, anyone?”
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Jungkook: Aggressor 🔞 (8)
In which Jungkook doesn't care what needs to be done, or what bones need to be broken. He'll do anything, if it means he gets to put food on the table- and gets to keep you safe. He promised, after all.
Tags/warnings: violence, angst, blood and wounds, mentions of abandonment and homelessness, bounty hunter!Jungkook, guns, wanted!Reader, crimes, murder, reader canceled someone's life subscription in self defense oops, jungkook is a little cold but he's soft inside trust me, I know it doesn't seem like it, there is a little fluff if you squint, put your contacts in its there I promise, swearing, listen it's not a children's tale haha, smut, protected bc yes, we wrap it even as criminals, handjob in a bathroom oops², dark humor, Jeon Bam as the best bodyguard of all times
Additional Chapter Warnings: spicy content, Taehyung being a cockblock, making out, jungkook in leather pants
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Time flies by, especially with company, jungkook notices.
You're laying low every time he's out or has someone visiting, and he's grateful for that. In a time like this, people would instantly use someone like you to pressure him- or to simply hurt him. Because yes, while he doesn't openly admit it yet, he's grown quite fond of you; not only are you pretty, but you're a good soul as well. And that's something rare these days.
Bam has become attached to you as well at this point- tho8gh he's sure it's more or less because of the treats you feed him whenever jungkook himself isn't looking. But it's fine, because it's you;and he's come to develop a soft spot for you.
What he didn't expect however was the situation he was in now; his hand on the back of your head buried in your hair, you sitting on his thigh while his lips and tongue eagerly devour yours in heated kisses. It's nothing like he'd experienced before; it's not just something necessary to get down and dirty, but something entirely else. He feels like he could happily just keep on kissing you like this; the feeling addicting, just as much as your breathless whimpers as you hold onto the leather straps that decorate his body.
The cotton balls and antiseptic on the table next to you long forgotten, the cut on the bridge of his nose not even on his mind anymore.
The only thing on his mind is you- how you let him bite your lower lip teasingly, how you begin to squirm and move over his thigh, and how his unoccupied hand smky creeps underneath your dress, skin warm underneath his palm. And then you're gone; hurrying away back into the bedroom, and he's instantly on his feet as he points his gun at a surprised Taehyung standing in the door. "Fucking hell.." jungkook groans under his breath, sitting back down defeated, while the older guy laughs.
"I'm so sorry man, you said you weren't screwing her!" He jokes, patting his friend on the shoulder.
"Well now I'm certainly not." He mumbles, before he looks at his friend. "I hope you have a good reason to be here." He growls, and Taehyung chuckles.
"I actually do." He says, before placing an envelope down. "I brought some cash."
"Thats an awful lot. What for?" He wonders, always suspicious if something doesn't add up right away.
"Call it bribery or your new monthly paycheck." He says, turning the envelope around so jungkook can see a name. It's the gang the old guy had belonged to; the same that had technically hired him to shut you up. "They know you have her."
"I'm not killing her." Jungkook instantly replies, pushing the money back into taehyungs hands. "Take it and leave."
"Its not a hit-job." Taehyung tells him, putting the money down again. "More like a shut-up-job." He explains. "The deal stands as follows; keep her quiet, and they keep sending you cash. Monthly." He shrugs, and jungkook looks at the money for a moment.
He does need it. He could buy better food, maybe even upgrade his home a little, get you some warmer clothes for when it'll get colder.
So jungkook takes it, but not without adding something before Taehyung can leave. "I'll talk to her first." He says. "I'm not deciding this alone."
"Oh she better agree to this." Taehyung comments, turning to leave. "The only other option is her head on a silver plate."
And jungkook knows, he's not joking.
He hopes you understand.
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Iebejejwwj I love your writing first of all its just 😙👌 don't suppose you could do the nrc staffs reaction to finding out that yuu doesn't want to go home because one or both of their parents are just straight up arseholes. I know that if I was in yuu's position I'd see crowley as a father so as long as it includes him im not overly bothered what you do with this in just kinda intrested as to what you can do with it, obviously you don't have to do it lol
~ xoxo
yuu has just gained 3 new dads- i didnt do sam for this bc he has so little content i couldnt think of anything, hope thats ok >_<
+ ko-fi link, if anyone feels like financially supporting my writing
Dire Crowley
He’s giving them a friendly little push on the shoulder as they stand in front of the Mirror -- Come on, he’s finally found a way to take them home, aren’t they excited? They’ll get to meet all the people that they have missed for so long!
He looks like he’s kicking them out for a moment lol-
“What’s wrong, now? I’ve finally found a way to take you home, aren’t I so kind for doing that?” He asks in that pompous voice of his, but deflates a bit when he notices the grim expression on their face.
Well, they didn’t think they would have gotten to the point where they’d actually have to go home, now this was just... -- They look down, and mumble that they don’t want to go.
Crowley is confused, quick to question them. Why not? Anyone else would have loved to be able to see their home again!
Awkwardly, they explain the issues they used to face at home before coming here. It’s the first time they mentioned it since arriving at the school, all the stories about how awful their parents are feel...wrenched out of them. It hurts to talk about it.
Crowley immediately goes quiet upon listening to them. All of his lighthearted act is just gone for a moment. He’s careless, usually, but this was just... too much to ignore.
“Then, would you prefer to stay?” He asks, sounding a bit gentler. “You’re already enrolled here, after all.”
It’s not an issue to just close up the Mirror and call it a day. They’re a student already, they can just go back to their activities -- But after hearing about all of this Crowley feels wrong leaving them alone too much, he’ll make sure they’re doing alright. The chores given to them decrease in quantity very soon.
Mozus Trein
“You’re not supposed to still be here.” Trein points out as soon as he enters the room with the Mirror, seeing as the odd transfer student hadn’t gone home yet, even after the headmaster found a way to take them there. “Is the Mirror not working properly?”
Yuu flinches when the teacher shows up -- They’d been alone in the room for a while, after having told Crowley they’d get into the Mirror soon, but since then they’d just been stalling...
Trein is someone who’s pretty intimidating, and that gets to them now, specifically. They’re unsure of what to say, so they just look down, feeling cornered... before they admit that, actually, they don’t want to go.
Trein has a scolding ready at the tip of his tongue, but when they blurt out about their parents being bad to them, all the words leave his mind.
So, he’s pretty strict and seems unapproachable to his students, right -- But he’s also a father himself, he raised his own two daughters all alone since his wife passed away, and he was doing his utmost best when they were Yuu’s age. Hearing that someone’s parents can act this way just breaks his heart.
“Then you’ll not be going back.” He just decides, placing a hand on their shoulder. He’d talk this out with Crowley, there’s no way he’s letting this kid go back into their bad situation. He refuses to let something like this happen.
Also reminds them, before he leaves, that in any worst case scenario, his home’s doors are open to them. He can't believe some parents just act like this, no kid deserves to be treated poorly by the ones supposed to love them.
Divus Crewel
"What are you doing just lounging around here?" He asks, the sound of his heels' clack filling the silent room, where Yuu was staring at the mirror. "Crowley told me you were supposed to be home, now."
Yikes, caught red-handed. Yuu knew they'd have to do something about this sooner or later, they couldn't just stay in front of the Mirror and delay coming home or explaining that they don't want to do that, but being caught by Crewel as they did it felt like a worst case scenario.
Like Trein, he's another teacher that seems scary and unapproachable because of how demanding they are, Crewel has that presentation stick tapping against his palm as he stares at them, Yuu is just certain that they're screwed.
Might as well get it over with, since Crewel would end up pushing them to leave anyway, since this was what the headmaster ordered now -- So they tell him, in hurried mumbles, that they didn't want to go home because of how their parents treated them. They'd rather stay here, even if that meant they couldn't see the other people they loved.
Surprisingly, Crewel is the one who visibly softens the most, the stick on his hand going still, his stern expression fading in an instant.
He asks them, tentatively, about what their parents had been doing before, assuring that if they don't want to tell him about it, they don't have to. If they decide to open up about it, he'll listen to every detail attentively.
When they’re done, he’s shaking his head, sighing. He doesn’t have children of his own, but he cares about his students’ safety a lot, and to find out one of them have been going through this and he had no idea...
“Do you want me to talk to Crowley about this? I don’t think forcing you to go home would be a good idea.” He’ll suggest. The conversation stays in his mind, too, and if he notices they’re upset in his class, he’ll be more prone to asking them if anything’s wrong.
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Back at it again with AU Nathan Wesninski and Mary Hatford headcanons feat. baby Nathaniel bc thats their baby
Mary and Nathan met when they were teenagers, just when Nathan was starting to get a name for himself and Mary was bored and he seemed entertaining
They remained in contact for a few years, giving each other tips and new ideas for torturing information out of people
Which eventually lead to them dating and getting the approval from the head of the Hatford family and Kengo Moriyama for them to marry later on
Both heads saw it as a way of having a truce between the families and it worked out well considering neither party was forced into it
Nathan is the one who cooks and runs the kitchen in their home
Mary tried once only to get kicked out and banned from cooking anything besides two minute noodles
The two used to take turns on who was to deal with Nathaniel when he woke up crying only to scissor, paper, rock it
Which only lasted a week before Mary started laying Nathaniel down between them so that neither she or Nathan would have to leave the bed to deal with a crying baby
Annual visits to the Hatford’s in the UK, Nathan hates traveling by plane yet is bribed by Mary every time by her threatening to leave without him and stay with her family longer then planned
He swears its not because he’ll miss her or their son that he tags along and puts up with the plane trip by sleeping the entire trip and playing with Nathaniel to get his mind off it
Mary finds it hilarious and is the reason why Stuart never comes to visit them, only so that she could watch Nathan freak every time the plane leaves the ground
When Nathaniel gets older, Mary is the one to suggest he gets into a sport so that his little body would grow to be strong which would work wonderfully in the future if he chooses to continue the Butcher’s work
This worked perfectly for Nathan, since Kengo had recommended that Nathaniel join Kevin and Riko’s Exy team and one day earn the family money through a sports career
Nathaniel loved it, was quick to befriend Kevin and Riko then eventually Jean when he joined their little trio and made it a quadruple
Lola didn’t last long working for Nathan, Mary didn’t like the woman and was looking for a reasonable excuse to get rid of her
Which came along rather quickly when she saw Lola try to seduce Nathan and then overheard her talk about how attractive Nathaniel would grow to be
Nathan was pleased to say the least, that his wife could be jealous enough to kill someone over him. Though he wished she told him about Lola’s comment regarding their son so that he could of joined in on the fun
Neither Nathan or Mary bothered to start Nathaniel’s training with knives and other tools, having had plans to do so when he was a little older
Only to change their minds when they witnessed Riko being a little shit towards their son and decided Nathaniel needed to grow some balls and teach Riko a lesson
So, when the quadruple were older, Nathaniel was the one in control while Riko was powerless to do anything since the red headed devil had asserted his dominance when they were children
Nathan likes to surprise Mary on random occasions, whether with gifts or by showering her with affection
During those occasions, he dumps Nathaniel on Kengo so that Ichirou has a little friend to play with
Nathaniel and Ichirou grow to be close friends due to them basically growing up with each other and with the path they’re going, they’ll be replacing Kengo and Nathan when their time came
Gives more reason for Riko to hate Nathaniel because his met Kengo and is close friends with Ichirou when Riko hasn’t even met his father or brother
Mary is the first to pick up on her son’s sexual preference and more or less dares Nathan to oppose to it
He dares just to see what she would do and to this day remembers the feel of her pressing a knife to his balls while smiling sweetly at him
All while Nathaniel sat back and watched it happen (totally doesn’t play into him meeting Andrew for the first time and falling for him when Andrew threatens him with a knife)
Nathan separates his work and family, something Mary requested of him back when they first started dating and now its just second nature walking through the back door covered in someones blood, frustrated at the state of his clothes
Only to drop to his knees to hug Nathaniel when he comes running around the corner
Mary is forever satisfied at this, though she burns Nathan’s clothes instead of washing the blood out because too much effort
While Nathan is a successful business man that works besides mr CEO Kengo Moriyama, Mary works in the medical field
She’s the Hatford and Moriyama underground doctor, gets called in to do patch ups and on the rare occasion give someone a new identity through surgical work
and just like that my minds drawn to a blank uwu, I’ll make more hcs when I can think of them <3
#aftg#all for the game#mary hatford#nathan wesninski#nathaniel wesninski#ichirou moriyama#kengo moriyama#riko moriyama#kevin day#andreil#andrew minyard#dan wilds#neil josten#nicky hemmick#renee walker#jean moreau
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