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Mikey: What number am I thinking of?
Donnie: You are not thinking about a number. You are thinking about pizza.
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Mace: You understand, Skywalker, this will kill you
Anakin: Only if I die
Mace: ...Yes
Mace: That’s what killing you means
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Y/N, pointing: May I sit there?
Stephen: That's my lap.
Y/N: That doesn't answer my question, Stephen.
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Darkstalker: I am superior! I stand above you all!
Darkstalker: Save perhaps for Qibli!
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Elliot: Do you truly think so little of me?
Olivia: I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side by side forever.
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The Star Beast, in Summary
Fourteen: Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight Car.
The DoctorDonna: Ready to comply.
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Sandbar : Still brooding, eh? Maybe what you need is some solid dick from your buddy, Sandbar.
Gallus : Maybe I do, featherhead. Maybe I do.
Ocellus : For those reading at home, ‘solid dick’ is an old slang term referring to blunt advice.
Gallus : It is?
Sandbar : It is?
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[As a result of a Dead Man mission gone wrong Larrikin, Dexter, and Saracen are hanging naked from the ceiling of a dungeon. Anton enters.]
Anton: Oh!
Larrikin: Yep. We're naked.
Dexter: They couldn't have left our underwear on? Saracen: I wasn't wearing any.
Larrikin: Why wouldn't you be wearing underwear? Saracen: I chafe.
Anton: ...I want off the team.
#skulduggery pleasant#anton shudder#larrikin fetter#dexter vex#saracan rue#source: new avengers#source: marvel
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Adam: Your insolence goes too far.
Klein: Wrong. It can go a lot further.
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Dawlish: Tonks, we need a plan of attack!
Tonks: I have a plan: ATTACK!
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random mid-class thoughts
Neil: I like your pants
Todd: Thanks they were 50% off!
Neil: I'd like it better if they were 100% off.
Todd: The store cant just give away clothes for free
Neil: Oh God, Todd, that's not what I meant-
Todd: That's a terrible way to run a business, Neil.
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Mikey: Sit down, kid.
Casey: I’m older than you.
Mikey: Only in years.
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: spider man comic#source: marvel#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#michelangelo#casey jones
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Erza: I don't have any weapons on me.
Erza: Ok, I take that back. I don't have any weapons currently in my hands.
Erza:
Erza: That is a lie also.
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Stephen: I like your new pants!
Y/N: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Stephen, wink: I’d like them better if they were 100% off.
Confused Y/N: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Stephen: Thats’s… not what I meant… I-
Y/N, rolling her eyes: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Steph.
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*order meeting before snape joined*
james: snapes brain is like a bag full of cats, you can smell crazy on him.
lily: take care how you speak. severus may be beyond reason but he’s my brother.
sirius: he joined the death eaters.
lily: …he’s adopted.
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Sorawo: Your insolence goes too far
Runa: Wrong! It can go a lot further
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