Ocellus: Well, Gallus, the power of rock has failed us.
Gallus: Damn it, I havenāt shredded away evil once since I got this guitar. I feel so lame.
Ocellus: Aw, come on, Gallus. Youāre not lame. You could always tape a gun to the guitar and shoot the bad guys. Thatās also cool, isnāt it? Shooting guns?
Gallus: Yeah, but thatās more āSmolderā cool. Sheās post-punk, nose-bleed, run from the cops cool. Iām more leather jacket, mallgoth vampire, molotov cool. Yāknow?
Ocellus: Gallus, I love you so much, but talking to you sometimes feels like huffing paint. What are you talking about?
Gallus: Iām talking about the vibes being off!
Ocellus: Ah. The vibes. Yes.
Gallus: Also, why do you know what huffing paint is like?
Ocellus: I hang out with Sandbar on Friday nights.
Gallus: Ah.
Gallus: Also, you told me if I looked cool belting it out, youād give me a kiss.
Ocellus: Gallus, you played a twenty minute psychedelic solo. I am not rewarding that with romantic intimacy.
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Gallus: Iām going to get a coffee, anyone want anything?
Smolder: Iāll take a latte.
Silverstream: Iāll have a blueberry muffin with a decaf.
Ocellus: Cappuccino for me, thank you.
Yona: Yona want lemonade.
Sandbar: Iāll have a bagel with a little-
Gallus: Woah, woah guys, you know I was just being polite, right? Like, I wasnāt expecting everyone to just sound off orders. I only got two claws, how do you expect me to carry all that stuff?
Rest of the Gang: ā¦
Gallus: I will get you that bagel for you though, pretty boy. š
Sandbar: Heeā¦ š
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Silverstream: Girlboss! Gatekeep! ā¦. Uh, whatās the one Iām missing?
Smolder: There isnāt one.
Silverstream: But I thought there was-?
Smolder: Nope, you made it up.
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Going on a brief hiatus for a few days. Taking a trip with the family.
As always, thank you all so much for reading and enjoying. Weāll be back soon!
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Sandbar: Donāt you think Cozy was being a little fatphobic when she called Yona chubby?
Smolder: Youāre right. Iāll add āfatphobeā to the list of āReasons why Cozy Glow is problematicā. Right underneath all of her various war crimes.
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Twilight: Guys, give me your most controversial opinion!
Neighsay: I'm racist.
Twilight: Alright.
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Gallus: Hey, uh, Sandbar? Yona just asked if we wanted to āFell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homeā?
Sandbar: (not looking up from his comic) Sheās asking if you guys want to cut down a tree for Hearthās Warming.
Gallus: Oh, that makes more sense.
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Ocellus: Does everyone remember their chores for today?
Gallus: Water the flowers.
Smolder: Vacuum the carpet.
Sandbar: Wash the dishes.
Yona: Cook dinner.
Silverstream: Pretend to be a wolverine.
Ocellus: Not even close, but Iāve learned not to argue.
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Smolder: Damn, Gallus, your parking job is as straight as I am.
Gallus: ā¦.. I know I should focus on the fact that you literally just came out to me for the first time, but how dare you insult my parking job?!
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Smolder: Girlboss? Nah, girltired. Girltakenap.
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Gallus: (exists)
Silverstream: I can fix himā¦
Smolder: Girl, heās got, like, half a dozen people trying to fix him. Weāre starting to look like a construction crew.
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Swift Foot: (walks into the room and sits on Yonaās lap)
Gallus: Why are you sitting there?
Swift Foot: Thereās no free seats.
Ocellus: But we made sure thereās plenty of room for-
Swift Foot: (hugs Yona tightly) Thereās. No. Free. Seats.
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Starlight: Alright, students! Everyone, pay attention! I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
Gallus: Whatās up? You got something going on?
Starlight: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention span.
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Gallus: Guys, thereās something we need to tell youā¦ Sandbar and I are dating.
Ocellus: Weāve known for the last few years. You two are inseparable.
Sandbar: Years? Weāve only been dating for a few weeks now?
Smolder: Then what the hell were you doing before that?!
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(Gallus and Camren having a sword fight, swords going CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!)
Smolder: (smashes door open) I am going to say this once, I have a headache. Do with that information what you will. You have been warned.
(Smolder goes back inside, Gallus and Camren continue their sword fight by lightly tapping their swords together. tink-tink-tinkā¦)
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Ocellus: Sandbar, can I ask you a question?
Sandbar: You just did.
Ocellus: Okay, can I ask you two questions?
Sandbar: You just did.
Ocellus: Okay, can I ask you four questions?!
Sandbar: You just did.
Ocellus: When?!
Sandbar: Just now.
Ocellus: AAAAAAAAA
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Smolder: We canāt lose because we have this! (points to her chest)
Sandbar: Heart?
Smolder: What? No, me. Iām pointing at me. Iām gonna win this whole thing for us.
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