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Ocellus: Well, Gallus, the power of rock has failed us.
Gallus: Damn it, I havenā€™t shredded away evil once since I got this guitar. I feel so lame.
Ocellus: Aw, come on, Gallus. Youā€™re not lame. You could always tape a gun to the guitar and shoot the bad guys. Thatā€™s also cool, isnā€™t it? Shooting guns?
Gallus: Yeah, but thatā€™s more ā€˜Smolderā€™ cool. Sheā€™s post-punk, nose-bleed, run from the cops cool. Iā€™m more leather jacket, mallgoth vampire, molotov cool. Yā€™know?
Ocellus: Gallus, I love you so much, but talking to you sometimes feels like huffing paint. What are you talking about?
Gallus: Iā€™m talking about the vibes being off!
Ocellus: Ah. The vibes. Yes.
Gallus: Also, why do you know what huffing paint is like?
Ocellus: I hang out with Sandbar on Friday nights.
Gallus: Ah.
Gallus: Also, you told me if I looked cool belting it out, youā€™d give me a kiss.
Ocellus: Gallus, you played a twenty minute psychedelic solo. I am not rewarding that with romantic intimacy.
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Gallus: Iā€™m going to get a coffee, anyone want anything?
Smolder: Iā€™ll take a latte.
Silverstream: Iā€™ll have a blueberry muffin with a decaf.
Ocellus: Cappuccino for me, thank you.
Yona: Yona want lemonade.
Sandbar: Iā€™ll have a bagel with a little-
Gallus: Woah, woah guys, you know I was just being polite, right? Like, I wasnā€™t expecting everyone to just sound off orders. I only got two claws, how do you expect me to carry all that stuff?
Rest of the Gang: ā€¦
Gallus: I will get you that bagel for you though, pretty boy. šŸ˜‰
Sandbar: Heeā€¦ šŸ˜Š
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Silverstream: Girlboss! Gatekeep! ā€¦. Uh, whatā€™s the one Iā€™m missing?
Smolder: There isnā€™t one.
Silverstream: But I thought there was-?
Smolder: Nope, you made it up.
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Going on a brief hiatus for a few days. Taking a trip with the family.
As always, thank you all so much for reading and enjoying. Weā€™ll be back soon!
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Sandbar: Donā€™t you think Cozy was being a little fatphobic when she called Yona chubby?
Smolder: Youā€™re right. Iā€™ll add ā€˜fatphobeā€™ to the list of ā€˜Reasons why Cozy Glow is problematicā€™. Right underneath all of her various war crimes.
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Twilight: Guys, give me your most controversial opinion!
Neighsay: I'm racist.
Twilight: Alright.
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Gallus: Hey, uh, Sandbar? Yona just asked if we wanted to ā€˜Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homeā€™?
Sandbar: (not looking up from his comic) Sheā€™s asking if you guys want to cut down a tree for Hearthā€™s Warming.
Gallus: Oh, that makes more sense.
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Ocellus: Does everyone remember their chores for today?
Gallus: Water the flowers.
Smolder: Vacuum the carpet.
Sandbar: Wash the dishes.
Yona: Cook dinner.
Silverstream: Pretend to be a wolverine.
Ocellus: Not even close, but Iā€™ve learned not to argue.
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Smolder: Damn, Gallus, your parking job is as straight as I am.
Gallus: ā€¦.. I know I should focus on the fact that you literally just came out to me for the first time, but how dare you insult my parking job?!
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Smolder: Girlboss? Nah, girltired. Girltakenap.
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Gallus: (exists)
Silverstream: I can fix himā€¦
Smolder: Girl, heā€™s got, like, half a dozen people trying to fix him. Weā€™re starting to look like a construction crew.
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Swift Foot: (walks into the room and sits on Yonaā€™s lap)
Gallus: Why are you sitting there?
Swift Foot: Thereā€™s no free seats.
Ocellus: But we made sure thereā€™s plenty of room for-
Swift Foot: (hugs Yona tightly) Thereā€™s. No. Free. Seats.
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Starlight: Alright, students! Everyone, pay attention! I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
Gallus: Whatā€™s up? You got something going on?
Starlight: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention span.
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Gallus: Guys, thereā€™s something we need to tell youā€¦ Sandbar and I are dating.
Ocellus: Weā€™ve known for the last few years. You two are inseparable.
Sandbar: Years? Weā€™ve only been dating for a few weeks now?
Smolder: Then what the hell were you doing before that?!
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(Gallus and Camren having a sword fight, swords going CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!)
Smolder: (smashes door open) I am going to say this once, I have a headache. Do with that information what you will. You have been warned.
(Smolder goes back inside, Gallus and Camren continue their sword fight by lightly tapping their swords together. tink-tink-tinkā€¦)
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Ocellus: Sandbar, can I ask you a question?
Sandbar: You just did.
Ocellus: Okay, can I ask you two questions?
Sandbar: You just did.
Ocellus: Okay, can I ask you four questions?!
Sandbar: You just did.
Ocellus: When?!
Sandbar: Just now.
Ocellus: AAAAAAAAA
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Smolder: We canā€™t lose because we have this! (points to her chest)
Sandbar: Heart?
Smolder: What? No, me. Iā€™m pointing at me. Iā€™m gonna win this whole thing for us.
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