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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 months

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Fighter: [after saving Cleric's life] That’s three you owe me. Cleric: Are we keeping score? FIghter: Not literally. Cleric: Because if we are, it’s eight to five, my favour.

#fighter #cleric #source: justice league #mod meme #dnd #dungeons and dragons #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes

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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 3 months

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Leo: You tried to kill us! Why?! Armaggon: Gee, why would a bounty hunter for hire ever try to kill someone??? The Turtles: ... Armaggon: Could it be that someone paid me?

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: justice league #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #raphael #michelangelo #donatello #armaggon #the outlawed armaggon

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ladymiraclewings · 19 days

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Valentino: Personally, I blame you. Vox: How can it possibly be my fault? Valentino: Because otherwise it would be my fault. And that can't be right.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: justice league #the vees #valentino #vox

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 6 months

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General Tullius: *after saving Legate Rikke's life* That’s three you owe me.

Legate Rikke: Are we keeping score?

General Tullius: Not literally.

Legate Rikke: Because if we are, it’s eight to five, my favour.

Legate Rikke: Sir.

#please tell me this is as funny as my sleep deprived brain thinks it is #legate rikke #general tullius #imperial legion #castle dour #solitude #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: justice league

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paper-gold-theories · 3 months

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[After a team-up #2] - Getting the digits

[The other heroes and police show up to the scene]

Flug: Looks like you guys can handle the rest. I've got work back in the manor. You've got my new number, right?

GoldHeart, smirks: I think so...

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(GoldHeart had Flug's old number, even before they became Arch-Nemesis, but after Flug crashed his plane into Black Hat Manor and worked for Black Hat, his phone was destroyed and he had to get a new one. Much to GoldHeart's frustration.

Flug hopes he won't regreat giving GoldHeart his new number for emergencies (like emerncy team ups today) and hero-villain business only.

Meanwhile GoldHeart was estatic to finally get his Arch-Nemesis's number back and definitely was not thinking of calling Flug for a booty call and dates, convincing him to redeem himself so that can get married or something like that afterwards even more than the last time he had his number 👀)

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#villainous #villanos #dr flug #dr kenning flugslys #goldheart #gold heart #herbert leth #flug #villainous headcanons #incorrect quotes #villainous incorrect quotes #source: justice league unlimited #source: justice league

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totallycorrectjediorderquotes · 1 year

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Padme: You tried to kill us!

Padme: Why?

Bane: Gee, why would a bounty hunter fer hire ever try to kill someone?

Bail: ...

Bane: Could it be that someone paid me?

#Padme Amidala #Cad Bane #Bail Organa #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #tcw #Star Wars the Expanded Universe #incorrect star wars quotes #source: justice league

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minecraftcorrectmode · 4 months

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Isa, after saving Jesse's life: Well now, that’s three you owe me. Jesse: Are we keeping score? Isa: Of course not literally- Jesse: Because if we are, it’s eight to five, my favour...ma'am.

#mcsm #mcsm isa #mcsm jesse #source: justice league

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spiltinksky · 1 year

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Seokmin: What are your strengths again?

Minghao: I’m rich.