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Zapple: Why is everyone sitting in the dark?
Vera: Unraveling mysteries.
Zapple: Without me!?
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Risky: Empress Siren is a crafty negotiator, a master tactician, and has magicks unmatched in power...
Risky: But worst of all, she's a politician.
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Armor Baron: Rejected...by the only woman I've ever loved...
Ammo Baron, clapping Armor Baron on the shoulder: Ah, that's okay! You'll find plenty of other girls to reject you!
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Coral Siren: Just because something is theoretically impossible doesn't mean it's not possible!
Harmony: ...I believe that is exactly what it means, actually.
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Octo Siren: I don't even care. I've got a lot going on today, so...
Zapple: Are you just eating a bowl of jelly?
Octo Siren: What does it look like?
Zapple: A bowl of jelly.
Octo Siren: Well, it is a bowl of jelly.
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Ammo Baron: ...why are there six people outside who say they want to meet with me?
Twitch: Well, you know how you love us because you haven't had a single meeting since we started working here? That's because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, we reschedule it to March 31st.
Ammo Baron: Why?
Vinegar: Because we didn't think March 31st existed. "Thirty days hath September, April, March, November..."
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Holly Lingerbean: The existence of a girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe. This is a role I'm willing to provide.
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[Sky, Rottytops, and Bolo are setting up an ambush for Hypno Baron]
Rottytops: Ha! Now we've got him!
[It is at that exact moment they get surrounded by ghosts]
Bolo: ...right where he wants us!
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Ammo Baron: Okay okay, final offer! If you join the Ammonian Army, you get all the benefits I listed before...and we'll throw in this!
[A couple of Ammonian soldiers pull back a pair of red curtains, and Bolo gasps]
Bolo: A luxurious modern studio space with included amenities at an affordable rate!?
[Later...]
Shantae: Bolo, please, this isn't your heart!
Bolo: Yes the fuck it is.
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Rottytops: Were you killed, bro?
Abner: Sadly, yes...but I lived!
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Anglerfish Siren: I hear your concerns. And sometimes I hear ghosts.
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[The Barons are gathered for a meeting]
Armor Baron: So, where's Squid Baron?
Hypno Baron: Oh, who knows? I don't even know where he lives.
Ammo Baron: He doesn't live at your place?
Techno Baron: I've always pictured him in a lighthouse!
#shantae#armor baron#hypno baron#ammo baron#techno baron#squid baron#incorrect shantae#source: arrested development
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Bolo: I knew this day would come. Just me, and the giant mutant wiener dogs...
Vera, raising an eyebrow: You knew this day would come?
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Ammo Baron: Besides, Techno Baron loves math! He also loves knives, because they're basically the same thing.
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Abner: Okay, you know what? You're in time-out. Get on top of the fridge. Get on there.
Rottytops, climbing the fridge: This house is a fucking nightmare!
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Armor Baron: Are we fighting?
Risky: If we were, you would be on the floor, bleeding.
Armor Baron:
Armor Baron: Okay, I accept that as a likely outcome.
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Anglerfish Siren: AAAAAAARGH! THE SURFACE WORLD DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH SWEAR WORDS!
[Anglerfish Siren starts rapidly cursing in Siren]
Sky: I'm being cussed out in a language I don't speak...
Shantae, blushing: And it's really crude stuff, too.
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