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Faithfully (mis)quoting our favourite cubes since 2019. Updates every day; proud proponent of Nonbinary Jesse. Inbox open! (mod goes by they/them / vae/vaer / xe/xem; icon and header by @camkablam)
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Radar: Can I have permission to swear?
Jesse: Okay, as long as it's a Tier 1.
Radar: Damn it!
Radar:
Radar: That didn't work. Can I go to Tier 2?
Jesse: Afraid not.
Radar: Damn it!
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Xara: You have friends. I remember being like that.
Jesse: You can share my friends.
Xara: (*looks at Jack and Radar*)
Xara: I don't want those.
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Soren: The following tale is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies.
Soren: But they're entertaining lies and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
Soren: The answer is no.
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Magnus: On a scale of one to ten, how mad are you?
Ellegaard, irritated: Eight.
Magnus: Oh.
Magnus: I can do better than that.
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Lukas: Does your sarcasm help?
Ivor: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?
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Romeo: (*skipping all the way through a movie*)
Jesse, whose idea it was to show Romeo movies: You can’t just skip to the ending.
Romeo: I don’t have time for their problems.
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Petra, observing Ninja!Ivor: I kinda want the old Ivor back. The one who was annoying all the time and...
Petra:
Petra: You know, I'm not sure what I want.
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i am. tired
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Isa: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner?!
Milo: Fine. How do you want me to mock you? I take requests.
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Soren, breaking open the door: Six months!
Ivor: What's he talking about now?
Magnus: Uh, probably nothing-
Soren: FOR SIX MONTHS, YOU LET ME STUDY A PLASTIC ENDERMAN-
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Waiter: Police officers and kids under 16 eat for free.
Petra: (*subtly nudges Radar*)
Radar: I'm a police.
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Dan: Never underestimate the power of changing your hair colour 2-5 times in one day.
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Ellegaard: Could you pass my sword?
Magnus: Could you pass away?
Gabriel, to a slightly horrified Jesse: This is normal.
#mcsm#mcsm ellegaard#mcsm magnus#mcsm gabriel#mcsm jesse#source: unknown#(yes i realise how much darker this gets where episode 3 is involved...i'm mostly just trying to ignore it ;-;)
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Jesse, annoyed about Aiden: I mean, how petty can you get-
Axel: I once edited a book so I could win an argument with Olivia.
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Soren: Actually, Gabriel's had the basement off-limits lately, so I can't say for sure.
Magnus: "Off-limits", huh? Did you get caught down there scoffing cake, Soren?
Soren: What? No!
Soren:
Soren: They were cookies. And that's not the point!
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Ivor: Harper...so nice meeting you here.
Harper: This is my house.
Ivor, trying desperately to be smooth: What a coincidence, it’s my house too.
Harper:
Harper: It's not a coincidence. We're married.
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Jesse: Do you take constructive criticism?
Stella: I only take cash or credit.
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