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#source: incorrect stranger things quotes
junemo10 · 10 months
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Merlin: *Sneaks into the castle at 2am after fighting a magical evil*
Arthur: *turns around in a swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?
Merlin, hiding magical object behind his back: uh I was… with Gwaine!Tavern nights you know…
Gwaine: *also turns around in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* wait- help I can’t stop-
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Steve: I love murder mysteries
Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases
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hawkinsincorrect · 19 days
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Lucas: Please tell me you didn’t drag Steve into this.
Dustin: I did not drag Steve into this.
Steve: [knocks on the door]
Lucas: Who’s that?
Dustin: I think you know.
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standatsvthoughts · 8 months
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*on a nature hike*
Nancy: it’s beautiful out here
Steve: and quiet
Nancy: too quiet
Steve: did we lose someone?
*Cut to Eddie and Robin trying to befriend a bear*
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filmyocean · 1 year
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Steve, in line at a coffee shop: Hi, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh, seven shots of espresso? Eddie, right behind him: Jesus Christ, Harrington. Just do cocaine
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sebbianas · 1 year
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steve: *visiting the munson trailer*
eddie: would you like to stay for dinner?
wayne, watching from behind eddie: would you like to stay forever?
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bisexual-cryptid · 1 year
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steve, after they fight inter dimensional monsters: we have fun don’t we?
eddie, visibly shaking: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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hxuse-xf-black · 10 months
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16-year-old Tom Riddle: Do you know anything about horcruxes? Specifically, how to create them? Slughorn: Horcruxes? What is this for? Tom Riddle: Fun.
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looopylupin · 2 years
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kidnapper: i have one of your children
steve: which one i have seven
kidnapper: the loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.
steve: which one i have seven
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dwobbitfromtheshire · 5 months
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Steve’s grandma is quite accepting and equally mean and bitchy in other areas:
Steve: I'm getting married!
Grandma Harrington: Oh, honey, how wonderful! Who's the lucky guy or gal?
Steve: Well, uh. . .Eddie!
Eddie grinned and tucked his head onto Steve’s shoulder.
Grandma: Oh, well, I guess this is a small town.
She got up, kissed Steve on the head, and left the room.
Eddie: *scowling* What the hell did that mean?
Steve: That, my friend, is the seldom heard but much feared Grandma burn.
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Steve: Baby, can you pay this for me?
Eddie: Sure thing, love.
Dustin: He can't just pay for you!!
Eddie: Why not? I'm his boyfriend, I get him everything he wants.
Nancy: We're playing monopoly.
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kermit-the-hag · 1 year
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[Steve trying to hide the fact he’s dating Eddie]
Robin: What’s she like?
Steve: She's, uh, not dramatic.
Robin: Not “dramatic”?
Steve: She's got no bangs.
Robin: No bangs?
Steve: Yeah. Really ugly blue eyes. Small beady eyes.
Robin: Okay. Then what’s her name?
Steve: Her name is, uh, Yolanda Winston.
Robin: [Sceptically] Yolanda Winston…
Steve: [Awkwardly] …Yep.
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Steve: It's not gay if I want to date Eddie but as bros, right?
Dustin: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.
Robin: I'm an expert. That's gay.
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hawkinsincorrect · 21 days
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Vickie: Would you consider yourself independent?
Robin: *looks at Steve*
Steve: *nods*
Robin: I would say so, yes.
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standatsvthoughts · 8 months
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Eddie: nice hands Harrington
Steve: uh…… thank you?
Eddie: I bet they’d look better wrapped around my-
Robin: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN
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rockabye-billy · 1 year
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Stranger Things meet 10 Things I Hate About You 
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