16-year-old Tom Riddle: Do you know anything about horcruxes? Specifically, how to create them?
Slughorn: Horcruxes? What is this for?
Tom Riddle: Fun.
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Allan is pulling a trolley as Ken is standing in it, pretending he was surfing. They look high off their rockers.
Allan: Hey look, you're surfing!
Ken: Surfing! Yeah! Whoa!
Weird Barbie: They seem drunk.
President Barbie: Why would they be drunk?
Ken: I’m a natural! Check it out!
Ken falls to the floor, laughing hysterically.
Allan: WIPEOUT!
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Dazai: flirting as usual Am I dreaming or is that you, Kunikida?
Kunikida: throughly done with everything Yeah it's me, don't cream your pants.
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SCP: Welcome Home:
Doctor Coffin: I know he doesn't look it, but this is one of the most dangerous beings in existence!
Wally: @ : )
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*Peter trying to recruit Male Black Cat!Reader to the avengers*
Black Cat!Y/n: If i join, do i get one of those cool suits?
Peter: Uhahahaha, yeah!
Black Cat!Y/n: Really?!
Peter: Everyone gets a suit, Tony Stark himself makes them and if you…
Black Cat!Y/n: :)
Peter: You’re being sarcastic
Black Cat!Y/n: *shrugs and walks away*
Peter as Y/n walks past him: You being sarcastic?
Peter to himself: He was being sarcastic
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Newt: [to the Zouwu] That's it, come to Daddy.
Tina: ...Did he just talk about himself in the third person?
Jacob: ...Did he just call himself "Daddy"?
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Steve: I don’t feel good about this!
Natasha: When do you feel good about anything?
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*Firebombs raining*
Katara: *asleep*
Zuko: Katara wake up! Hey? Hello?! Hey Katara!
Zuko, clapping his hands over her face: Time to wake up!
*Bombs intensify*
Zuko, shaking Katara's shoulder: Katara wake up!!! I don't like this! Katara wake uuppPPPP!!!!
*Ceiling starts to crack*
Zuko: KATARA WAKE UP NOW!!! KATARAAAAA!!!!
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Liam: That's it, come to Daddy.
Theo: ...Did he just talk about himself in the third person?
Hayden: ...Did he just call himself "Daddy"?
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Phryne: Alright, we're ready.
Jane: Yeah. Commence operation: Child Endangerment.
Dot: We are not calling it that!
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Jason, looking at Bruce through binoculars: When’d Bruce get so hairy?
Dick: Right? I keep telling him he needs to tame that jungle, but he claims the ladies dig it.
Y/N: Let me see. [takes the binoculars from Jason]
Jason: What?
Dick:
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Yang: "Ruby, it's not a big deal! You know who pauses that movie at 53 seconds in? People who like boobies."
Ruby: "Ew, dont say boobies."
Yang: "I like boobies, you like boobies. Weiss likes boobies, definitely!"
Ruby: "...."
Yang: "BOOBIES!"
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holga: alright, we're ready
kira: yeah. commence operation: child endangerment
edgin: we are not calling it that!
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crutchie: alright, we're ready.
race: yeah! commence operation: child endangerment.
jack: we are not calling it that!
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