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all you wanna do is kiss me - pt 2
summary: a follow up to the first part 🤭
warnings: alcohol consumption & people being tipsy
a/n: I HOPE THIS ISNT BAD LMAOO
it was two nights after the grammys, and billie was fretting. you had given her your number at the end of the night, but billie was still too scared to text you. she lay in her bed, not knowing what to do. you were very nice about giving her your number - eager, almost, but billie was still too nervous? what if she said something weird? what if you didn’t want to talk to her? there were so many bad scenarios possible.
billie looked at the time. it was 5 to midnight. would you even be up? would you be asleep? were you talking to someone else? she was scared. very scared. she went downstairs and made herself some coffee, and sat at the breakfast table. she contemplated what to do. as she was scrolling through instagram, she saw you had made a new post. two images, both very risqué. the caption was just the telephone emoji. billie blushed, and took it as a sign to text you. so she did.
billie sent you a simple ‘hey’, not expecting you to reply till morning. but within five minutes you responded back with ‘who’s this?’. billie had forgotten that you had only given her your number, and you hadn’t exchanged them.
it’s billie
oh hey!! how are you?
i’m good, hbu?
the conversation continued well into the night. it was 4am when you finally said ‘look, i’ve gtg now. it’s really late.’ billie was sad but responded with ‘yeah it’s super late’. but before you went to sleep you asked her ‘would you like to come round to my house tomorrow? well, technically today.’ billie immediately typed back with ‘i’d love that’
sounds good. i’ll send you my address later. also - bring a swimsuit. we can get in my pool!
that sounds really nice! what time should i be there for?
uhhh, maybe at half 6 or 7? i’ll cook up a bit of dinner.
sounds great! see you then!
despite billie’s coolness over text, she was absolutely freaking out. dinner at your house??? getting in your pool???? she wasn’t able to sleep after that, too nervous to focus on anything else. thankfully she wasn’t doing anything that day, so she could try to figure out what to wear and should she bring anything.
fast forward to midday, billie was eating her lunch, still thinking over what she might wear? a tshirt and jeans? a dress? a jumper? the options were endless, but none seemed right. she couldn’t just ask you what to wear as well - that’d be weird. billie finished her lunch and went back up to her room to decide what to wear. as she opened her wardrobe, something caught her eye. a top she had worn from a concert she did in dublin, with marilyn monroe’s face as a pattern on it. she knew she’d wear it, but she had to find a swimsuit to wear first. she rifled through a drawer until she found a simple black one, nothing too special but nothing too drab either. she took off the pyjamas she was already wearing and stuck the swimsuit on. after that, she put on the top and paired it with some black shorts, nearly replicating the previous concert outfit.
five o’clock came quicker than billie thought, and soon after that she was on the way to your place. although you both lived in LA, you were pretty far from eachother. so billie decided to be safe rather than sorry & left early. when she got to the door, she hesitated to knock. your place was so big & modern that she was slightly intimidated by it. but after a minute of careful consideration, she knocked. you answered the door in seconds, dressed in a short dress. billie’s heart skipped a beat as you led her inside. she followed you to the kitchen, where she smelled the familiar aroma of her favourite noodle soup.
“i followed the recipe from your insta highlight,” you said, “so i hope it’s alright. i’m sure you make it better than i do.” billie thanked you for the meal as you both sat down at the table and began to eat. you talked about a lot of things… the grammys, the media, upcoming tours, etc. billie found herself falling more and more in love as the conversation went on. about 20 minutes later, billie finished her noodles at the same time you did, and again thanked you for it. you smiled and said it was no bother. “how do you fancy getting in the pool now?” you asked. “that sounds really good,” billie smiled, “i’ve got my swimsuit on under this, actually.” your smile lit up even further as you replied “i do too!”
you both got out of your clothes and hopped into the pool. “its so warm.” billie remarked. “yeah, i have heaters in it.” you said smiling. billie looked you up and down, in awe of your swimsuit that made you look like a goddess. you swam around together for a while before you left the pool, saying you’d be back in a minute. “ok, see ya in a minute.” billie replied, wondering what you were doing. billie was surprised when you came back with two wine glasses, and a bottle of a really expensive red wine. “wow,” billie said, “is this for us?” “well, who else would it be for?” you laughed. you poured the wine into the glasses, and handed billie one. she took a sip, and watched as you did the same. “it’s really good,” billie commented, “don’t think i’ve had this before.”
as the evening went on, you and billie drank more wine, and slowly got more tipsy. you smiled at billie as she told you about a song she was in the middle of recording, her face lighting up in excitement. “you’re so pretty.” you said abruptly without a warning. billie blushed. “so are you.” she responded, the alcohol making her more confident. “like- really pretty,” you went on, “super pretty.” billie didn’t know how to respond. being complimented by the woman she had a massive crush on? she was blushing like mad. “i could- i could just kiss you.” you said, a smirk on your face. billie didn’t respond as a shocked expression took over her face. you waited a few seconds before leaning in and kissing her. billie kissed back immediately, setting her glass on the side of the pool. you kissed her passionately, and she did the same. you continued like that for a while, until you were making out with eachother.
“wow.” was all billie said. “you’re a good kisser.” you remarked, a hand still on billie’s cheek. “i- i really liked that. like, really liked that.” billie confessed. “me too.” you smirked, before leaning in to kiss her again.
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We aren’t “differently-abled”, “handi-capable”, or whatever Abled’s call us. We’re disabled. It’s not a bad word.
Image description: [a photo of a young male adult in a yellow and blue manual wheelchair, wearing overalls and red sneakers. He has curly dark brown hair, with stickers on his face. A speech bubble next to his head with the quote “disabled isn’t a bad word” inside. ] End description.
#my art#art#original characters#disabled artist#disability#disabled art#wheelchair user#wheelchair#manual wheelchair#heds#hypermobile ehlers danlos#dysautonomia#mcas#mast cell activation disorder#mast cell activation syndrome#sorry I’m not super great at captioning I hope it was alright#ehlers danlos syndrome#chronic illness#chronically ill artist
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~Social media boyfriend~
Bakugou Katsuki x F!Reader
There needs to be more quarantine stories. Like come onnn we’re all stuck together anyway. That’s why I’m doing the public justice of giving us more fan fiction that’s current to the times. Please enjoy!
Warning: swearing. That’s it really.
Being stuck at home was really getting to everyone and it was pretty clear. From almost finishing your second year to having to do your third year at home. You didn’t even want to know how your hero course was gonna go. But now everyone is online all the time posting things they never would have if they got to go outside more.
You of course followed almost all your classmates on social media. Mostly twitter and Instagram, everything else was a little too much. You had your fair share of classmate followers so your posts were mostly pictures of everyone hanging out or weird selfies you took while half awake.
After reading one too many fanfics you opened Twitter to see a certain profile you liked scrolling through.
You have no clue why Bakugou had followed you one day but you figured it’s the poilte thing to follow back. After scrolling for an hour though you had pretty much summed up all of his account into a few words
Self centered music guy.
A lot of his tweets were just pictures of himself flexing in his mirror or screenshots of whatever his playlist consisted of with aggressive captions telling people to fuck off or listen to the song. Those pictures of his arms though. Ahh those hit differently.
You had a crush on the blonde since you started your first year however you didn’t think it shift into you calling him your online boyfriend and making constant tweets about him.
Nothing super obvious just the simple like “why can’t he love me back” or “when he learns I’m real it’s a wrap.” And on Instagram if it’s a cute photo of yourself your caption would consist of something like: “once my online boyfriend learns I’m desperate maybe we could cuddle” you know nothing weird or anything.
After scrolling through his twitter you found a old tweet that actually made you laugh. Like it was something actually funny. You figured kiri got ahold of his phone and posted it before Bakugou blew him up. It was a picture of Bakugou on his floor fixing his Grenade bracers with the tweet “he looks so cute all focused!”
You accidentally tapped the like button and didn’t even realize how weird that would’ve looked as you swiped out of the app. You went to your messages to text Mina since she always kept you busy durning these lonely days. “Hey crackhead you up yet? It’s almost 3 in the afternoon”
she replied pretty quick asking how you were and if you wanted her to FaceTime you. And who were you to turn down a chance to talk to your best friend?
After answering the call mina’s goofy pink face appeared on your screen while it looked like she was laying on her couch. “Hello!!” “Hey Mina.” You couldn’t help at smile how bubbly she is while talking to you. You figured her extroverted personality was put through the ringer being forced to stay at home. “Soooo how have you been? I see your keeping your social media pretty up to date with your creepy obsession with your online boyfriend?” You hold up your middle finger as you see her laugh “it’s not creepy. It’s the same as liking a famous person. You guys just don’t get to know who he is.” “Ooooo so he’s famous? That makes it totally normal.” You rubbed at your neck moving the phone from your face so she can’t see the Blush. “Well, kinda, not really, sorta..” you then noticed your phone vibrating that you got a new notification. “Oh hold up, I wanna check this.” “Oh no just ignore me as I try to find out who it is you love so much. I would really like to know someday” you waved her off with your hand going to your home screen, “you will one day. Hush up now.” You scrolled to the top of your screen to see your notifications and saw it was from twitter and it was someone wanted to message you, you played it off as Mina or one of your friends wanted to mess with you about a tweet you made early in the day or something. “What’s the point of messaging me when we’re on the phone?” You went back to the call to see Mina tilting her head like a bird “what do you mean? I didn’t message you?” “Oh, I figured it was you sending me something stupid on twitter. Lemme see who it is then.”
You opened twitter while half way listening to whatever story Mina felt like telling at that moment and noticed the message was actually Bakugou saying “what the fuck” “Oh it’s just Bakugou. Weird he normally doesn’t send me anything” you opened the message just as Mina said “maybe it’s him telling you what you tweeted was dumb or pointless? That’s normally what he does to me.” You laughed and saw he had sent a screenshot of a notification he got from you like a tweet from legit a year ago. You almost died. “Ahhhhhhh shit I gotta go minathanksforcallingbye!” And flat out hung up in her face. You couldn’t believe you were dumb enough to like the tweet. Why didn’t you notice? God you were stupid.
And what’s even worse you already opened the message and he could see you already read it so In a panick you just typed out some half ass reply acting as if you were confused “what? I didn’t do anything to you” you then texted Mina explaining how weird he probably thinks you are. “sooo Bakugou is mystery your online boyfriend and you got caught totally creepin?” You face turned red as you replied “I never said he was my crush!” “you posted on Instagram yesterday that sometimes you scroll through his account and read his old tweets. Get busted y/n.” You threw you phone away from you on the table and layed Your head into your pillows.
You were so caught. Almost all your tweets and posts from the last few months were you thirsting over this boy and showing how lonely you are durning this quarantine. You wouldn’t be so embarrassed if it was someone you were closer too, Like kirishima or denki. The fact Bakugou barely spoke with you durning your time in classes made it feel even weirder. How could you be so dumb to forget your one rule of being a simp. No liking old posts or tweets. Just saving the photo depending on what it is. That rule just got tossed out the window as you pushed your face tighter into the pillow. No way was he gotta think your cute or whatever after this.
The sound of your phone going off got your attention and you reached for it slightly hoping it was Mina with a way to get you out of this. However it was the dreaded online boyfriend messaging you again. “Don’t play dumber than you are dumbass. The fuck is with you liking my old tweets” You really didn’t have the best response so you came up with the best you could. “Mina had my phone. Sorry she was being weird.”
That was so dumb. You both knew good and well that no one was allowed to be around each other since this whole virus came out. Could this day get any worse? Yes. Yes it could shut up.
“Try again.” Was all he replied with but you could hear the smug in his voice. Like no way was he gonna not call you out for this. The only times he did speak to you was when he was being an ass and making fun of you. Or when he grabbed your hips and moved you out of his way. You always loved that because his hands trapped your figure so perfectly but decided it was better to keep that to yourself. You were fully ready to admit defeat. There were no more lies you could come up with on the spot. “alright look, I’m sorry if it’s weird. Honest mistake.” This was your last shot to keep your dignity after such a embarrassing day.
It actually took him a while to reply. You figured he was too busy to entertain your contuinus lies until you got a notification from Instagram saying Ground_Zer0 liked your post. You opened the app to see he liked the picture where your caption was you basically admitted you scrolled through his old tweets because he was your online boyfriend. Before your brain could kick you for posting that bold statement in the first place you got two more messages from him. He had screenshotted the picture and caption. “So gonna keep lying like I don’t follow your accounts” Yep. Mina was so right. You were busted. Nothing much was left to be said. You were caught simping on one of your classmates who was aiming to be the number one hero. Just great.
“You gonna reply or what dumbass” Here goes everything. No reason to keep your lies, nothing much to lose.
“Alright so yeah I’ve liked you for a while now, I don’t know what about you makes me like you so much but I always found you really cool. Your so passionate about wanting to do good it’s almost silly how mean you are to everyone. Your not all that ugly either so that helps or whatever.” You confidence found half way through texting him. Not like he could make fun of you to all your friends and school. He doesn’t seem like the guy. Right?
“Oh.” Oh. That’s all he has to say. What the shit. What type of reply is that! Here you are pouring your heart out and that’s all he says back! This was kinda worse than him laughing! You barely got a reaction at all! “So how long have you liked Me” you took a second to think of the least creepy answer, “I mean since the beginning of our second year, why?”
It wasn’t a whole lie. Like since you had liked him the beginning of last year too. Your heart was beating out of your chest. Your emotions were clearly a wreck. From anger to slight confusion and embarrassment. What if he used this against you for real? Like you could never live down how much you really thought about him and wanted to be around him. It was pretty clear since you layed eyes on him you really cared about him.
“Well, I’ve liked you longer so I guess it’s my job to ask your dumbass out”
“Wanna be my girlfriend you weird stalker?”
You legit couldn’t believe it. You rubbed at your eyes for a good five minutes. Was he being serious? Was it a joke? You couldn’t think straight your head was so fuzzy “OI DONT LEAVE ME ON READ DUMBASS!” “If this is a way to make fun of me it isn’t very funny Bakugou.”
It seriously wasn’t funny. You knew for a while he felt nothing back for you, he never liked any of your posts or made much of an effort to even talk to you when you guys did attend school. He was clearly better friends with Mina since she even got messages from him, even if they were insults you would’ve taken what you could get. No way were you setting yourself up any more to get laughed at.
At that moment you got a FaceTime call from a number you didn’t have saved. You had no clue who it was. Against your better judgement you answered figuring that telemarketers don’t make FaceTime calls. What you got was a grumpy looking Bakugou staring at his screen. You could feel his eyes staring through you. You wanted to throw your phone so far it wasn’t even a joke. “Bout time dumbass.” He was layed out on his bed with a black wife beater hanging loosely on his body. You could tell he hasn’t moved from the bed in a while since the sheets and blankets were slightly messed up. “Now tell me. You see anyone else in my fucking room?” You shook your head in a confused manner, what was that question for? “Okay then. So it’s clear this isn’t a fucking joke. I like your dumb ass. Now will you please be my real girlfriend?” You stared at his face for any sort of sign it was still a joke.
But all you got was Bakugou blushing. Wait blushing? Seriously. That’s screenshot worthy. “I..well..w-wait we can’t even see each other?” You heard him grunt as a smirk appeared on his lips “if that’s your way of saying yes ain’t no stupid virus keeping me from kissing you like I’ve wanted to forever now.” “N-no way! You’ll get in trouble! Or sick!” Your face filled with heat as his words flowed so confidently. Like he knew all this time this is everything he’s ever wanted to say to you. “Did you not hear me? No virus is keeping me from you or getting me sick. Just let me say your mine stupid! I won’t fucking ask again.” “Y-yeah! O-okay I’ll be your girlfriend!” Another smirk tugged at his lips. “Damn straight. Alright get ready I’ll be there soon.” After that he hung up.
“Wait what?! Don’t come! Hello? Ah shit.” You still couldn’t really believe that all this really happened. You just got a boyfriend. After accidentally liking his post. From a year ago. Wow. What luck! You opened Instagram to congratulate yourself by posting the screenshot you had snagged but saw that a certain someone had posted a screenshot of you looking all confused durning a FaceTime call.
The ass screenshotted you looking confused after he asked you if anyone else was in his room. You looked at the caption and it absolutely made you turn red
“Thanks for giving me her number pinky.”
P1nky commented “anytime! Get you some!”
You hate your friends. You do love them. But you seriously can’t stand them.
Thank you all for reading so much! Also thank you for the 100 followers! I appciate it a lot and it gives me more reason to keep writing!
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Street Dance of China, Season 4, Episode 8
- I don’t remember if I’ve said this before, but Poppin’C seems like such a chill guy. He always seems very optimistic, very open-minded, very friendly. I was just reminded when he was talking about what he thought of the first freestyle battle challenge. The thought it was difficult, but he wasn’t like, bitter about it or anything. He just takes the challenges as they come. But even from episodes past, we see that he’s very non-judgmental of stuff and things in general. Side note, the Chinese subtitles always call him Christian (which I assume is his given name).
- Henry’s outfit here is cute.
- The relay freestyle dance challenge got really fun as we got through more rounds, and got dancers of different styles dancing to the same music.
- In the relay freestyle dance battle, you could tell who the versatile dancers are. We already knew Bouboo had range, but what I think is interesting is that his stage presence is so strong is that his dancing ends up overshadowing the song. It’s not bad, it’s just an observation, because a lot of his performances, even with very different music, sometimes have more of a similar feel, because his dance style is so strong. On the other hand, some dancers like Rochka or even Xiao Jie (even though he didn’t get to battle much) seem to fit themselves to the music, which makes them very entertaining to watch. It feels like I’m watching a different dancer when I see them dance to different sorts of music.
- The dancers praising Yixing for earning two points in the relay battle 🥰🥰
- This panel made me laugh because just as Rochka was going up against Yang Kai and very in the zone, someone shouted “Rochka’s really cute!” I mean, he is, but in this moment, I think he was going for cool.
- My boy MT-Pop!!! I think this is the first time we’ve seen him actually freestyle (most of his previous performances were a prepared performance or a group performance) and I love how he maintains that creativity in his movements! Bouboo’s response to his challenge was pretty cool too, I loved that Bouboo matched MT-Pop in terms of having really interesting movements and weird body placements.
- Yixing being the first team to win 7 points, and MT-Pop and Yixing each getting 2 points 🥰🥰 Sorry but I am biased. During the battle, Yixing did mention that he and his teammates tried come up with an order that would be to their benefit (i.e. in terms of using music against their opponents). So the strategizing worked.
- You did so good dude!
- Our little meowmeow was telling his team how he used all of his power on his first dance off and by the second battle he was already out of ideas lol. Except on his second battle against San’er he did have some good ideas!!
- Poppin’C said Yixing’s krumping was so shuai :P
- Is that Yixing running to grab the water bottles in the background?
- I did like Ibuki’s performances over Nelson’s in their second place dance off. Like Judge Philip said, she had a lot of variety in her dance moves. Especially during the popping music, Ibuki did some popping (?) moves that I had not expected from her. In the first episodes, I thought she was all about waacking so I love seeing her expand her repertoire.
- Lmao Yuwan called Ibuki “全村的希望” which is something like “the hope of the village” XD
- What’s also cute is that Yuwan called Ibuki 小吹, Xiaochui, because Weichui is the Chinese reading of the kanji for Ibuki.
- And then he called her 村花, “Village Flower,” which is something akin to the village beauty.
- MT-Pop and Poppin’C battled so many times together, and I had fun every time they did! The fact that they have so many routines is impressive. But I also just love how happy and cheerful they look every time. It makes their performances that much more interesting to watch.
- Not gonna lie, seeing Ma Xialong dance hip hop was really fun haha. I think Han Geng’s team didn’t really have some “general” hip hop specialists, so that was why they had to ask Eleven and Ma Xiaolong to go forth, but I think they at least delivered a product that was fun to watch. If anything, they have swag.
- Omg Xiaoji and Xiao Jie team for maximum entertainment
- Rochka and Boris are so interesting to watch, because they are both such big boys, and it’s like, how do they move their arms and legs that fast when they’re so long??
- It seems to me that the lockers always have very pleasant expressions, as in, they never forget to smile, which makes their performances very enjoyable to watch.
- Chika and Han Yu are such a cute duo.
- Okay but Han Geng? Sir? This fit? Old man team ftw.
- You were wearing two pairs of sunglasses the whole time????
- Han-xiansheng.....excuse me.....sir.....
- Dianmen and Rei-san from Gogo Brothers was such an interesting combo because Dianmen is a popper and Rei-san is a locker, and this music is rather slow compared to normal locking music.
- Ibuki and Eleven was pretty hype, even if they did lose their battle.
- Judge Tam was praising MT-Pop and Poppin’C :3 She basically said that they technically aren’t similar dancers, but they have cool chemistry and fun ideas.
- Yibo got a lot of praise in this challenge, because he danced three styles of battle (popping, locking, hip hop), which showed that he’s flexible, and as Judge Phillip said, it also means he has a good memory because he had to remember all those routines :P
- Poppin’C truly the realest dude ever. He was like we were happy that we were first, but can’t let your foot off the gas either, because Yibo’s team is going to be challenging them from second place.
- Henry’s team is lowest in points right now, and Rochka was saying how Henry was being very encouraging and motivating.
- Just a small note, Momo speaks in a combination of Japanese and English and it’s cute :P I remember Junna did that on the show too, but I think this is the first I’ve seen it in the interview section. Most of the Japanese dancers speak in Japanese even if their English is alright (e.g. Ibuki), though Momo more often speaks in English than Japanese from what I’ve observed.
- The 5 person performance from Yixing’s team was cute! It wasn’t the most explosive, but it was very cute and quirky. I can see all of the influences of the different choreographers though. The parts when the dancers were in a V shape (more hip hop) were probably choreographed by Kenken, the parts relating to the table were probably choreographed by Bunta, and I think Huang Xiao did more of the choreography for himself and Qiao Zhi, who were supposed to represent the Chinese chefs. And actually I MT-Pop might’ve had a hand in choreographing the part when he and Kenken burst through the table (the quirky eccentric stuff). But like Li Bingbing said, they were focusing a lot on the story part of the performance, so that’s why they couldn’t plan as many cool dance moves that were just cool from an aesthetic point of view, and not necessarily related to the story.
- Han Geng’s team’s performance was abstract and artistic. I think the wind as a prop was really interesting. Technically we can’t even see it, but the wind changes the “direction” of the dance. All of the moves revolve around the fact that the wind is coming from that angle. So it acts as both a prop to alter the “perspective” of the dance, as well as a prop for the story.
- The performance from Yibo’s team was more of what I’d expected out of this challenge, something that was just aesthetically cool from all angles. Like Ye Yin said, it wasn’t advantageous to compete from a storytelling perspective, so they might as well just focus on the visuals.
- After this performance, Rochka told Henry not to worry. He was like “psst Henry! 一劉 team? We’re great!” The captaon says 暖心卡寳. 暖心 means warm hearted, alluding to the fact that Henry might’ve gotten worried since other teams had such strong performances and they were behind in points and Rochka wanted to reassure him. 卡 is “ka” as in “Kaka” as in “Rochka.” 寳 means treasure, but it is also the “bao” in “baobei,” and it’s also something you can just add at the end of someone’s name to make it a cute nickname. So basically the caption is saying that Rochka is a warm hearted baby.
- Henry’s team had a cyberbullying theme going on. I thought this performance was cool because it was both visually very cool and it told an interesting story compared to how minimalist their props were (just masks). Basically the dance covered themes of online bullying, and how social media can be just as isolating as it is connecting. I was surprised that Judge Phillip said that the theme kind of lost him because he thought it might not be clear to everyone who was watching. But I guess it’s also because Henry mentioned that there was a cyberbullying theme so I wasn’t as confused as someone might be if they were going in blind.
- Han Geng came over to cheer on Henry’s team before the final battle.
- This was the first freestyle battle that Kenken did and can I just say, his dance style is just so hype. Kenken was up against Nelson though, who is tough to beat. Yixing said that he’d wanted Kenken, Bunta, and Huang Xiao to join in on the battle to at least have some fun, but he hadn’t expected him to run into Nelson ^^;;
- Yibo’s team won 6 points in a row and everybody was like “who’s gonna challenge them? who’s gonna dethrone them?” OUR MEOWMEOW KING IS!!!!!! Yixing stopped Yibo’s team’s streak lol. Yixing’s team went on to say how he inspired such confidence in them, that he was their hero haha.
- Henry tried to challenge next. He challenged Dianmen. But alas, Dianmen got the point. At this point, I feel super bad for Henry. He probably feels a bit powerless to help his team v.v Ahhh I hope some good luck comes his way!!!!! He deserves it!!!!
- In this last battle, where teams can change their challengers however they want, we see how important it is to win the point, because once you’re on the defence, you get an opportunity to get a point every battle, whereas for each of the challenger teams, if you lose, you have to wait another round for your turn.
- Lmao as San’er was going to challenge, Chunlin just started yelling “AHHHHHHHH!!!!!” Guess that’s his way of motivating his teammates XD
- Yibo’s team won the final challenged in the end. Here’s our boy Poppin’C being all “shucks, but we’ll get them next time!”
- 23 points wasn’t shabby for Yixing’s team.
- Yixing started singing Billie Jean but the subtitles are not right at all lmao
- Yixing’s team said that through the challenges, they felt like they’d grown closer as a team :3
- Han Geng being encouraging to his team. In typical dad fashion he was like “no matter what happens, let’s have fun, don’t think about winning or losing!”
- Henry’s team members were talking about how it kind of hurt to see that they had the lowest score by far :(
- Oh no :(
- Rochka explained that he had asthma, so after the first round, he was quite tired, so he felt very sad that he couldn’t help his team in the later battles. The words on the side say that Rochka stayed on scene after he got medical help, but Henry didn’t want to let him battle. Later on, Rochka was available to dance again, but Henry moved him to the back of their queue (probably so he’d have more time to rest), but as we saw in the challenge, it took a while for them to get their turn and thus Rochka didn’t end up dancing.
- Rochka kept apologizing and saying he had no excuses and Henry comes up being like “what are you talking about bro?”
- That’s right! Give him a hug!!!!
- These two really take every opportunity to flirt huh. Well it’s more like Henry issuing the flirt challenge and Rochka accepting the flirt challenge by returning with equally flirty behaviour.
- The way Huang Xiao described the competition was very cool. He said that the world cannot stop your radiance, but you also are not able to cover up someone else’s light.
- Nelson announced to the show that he had to leave, to go back to France to handle some issues about custody over his son. I had heard that he had left the show, I just didn’t realize it would be so soon. But like everybody else, family is important, so we can’t be mad for someone wanting to return home for personal reasons. After all, this is just a competition, just a game.
- Poppin’C patting Yixing’s shoulder. Iunno, I just thought it was fun :P
- This round did not end with eliminations, but I suspect that as the winner, Yibo will earn some sort of perk later on.
- Finally, all of the figures in a row!
- I know the hot pot show is now no longer members only, but I don’t think I have the time to watch it. Maybe I’ll just download it now and save it for later, maybe after I’m done SDOC, but I probably won’t watch it as I’m watching the main SDOC show.
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Football Vs. Husband: Which Do You Know Better? | Zimbits ft. Tater, G, 1.8k
Summary: Bitty gets quizzed on two of his favourite things: Jack and...... football?
Based on the Buzzfeed video of the same name. Takes place sometime in Sept-Oct 2019. Minor spoilers for 4.25 Faber and 4.26 Check, Please! (If you can call em spoilers LOL.)
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A/N: Fun fact: At the time I wrote this (2017), it was set in the “future” (2019), but now that year is literally the past for us hahahahahahskfjasldfjasldfjklaskdfj. In the fic summary I say “minor spoilers” because what I originally wrote as wish fulfillment in 2017 became canon in 2020.
Anyway, this is a near verbatim copy of Ned Fulmer getting quizzed on his wife vs football—like fr some of the dialogue is exactly the same LOL. Thanks to @smol0ctopus for the beta and the omg stream! please server for advice!<3 Any other mistakes are mine.
YouTube transcript of Football Vs. Husband (Check, Please! #151: A Falconers Special!)
[Descriptive captions by biittyyreciipees, airhockeycanbeviolent, and f4lcsboy: Check, Please! Captioning Team]
Eric
Hey, y’all! Didja miss me? Because I sure did miss you! Now, today’s video is a lil special. Y’all’ll see that I’ve got myself some lovely guests here from Providence’s own Falconers team.
(gestures towards Jack and Tater) Say hi guys!
Tater
(waves) Hi!
Jack
(single nod, smiles) Hello.
Eric
I’ve got here regular guest and my husband, Jack Zimermann, and his teammate, Alexei Mashkov—
Tater
But you call me Tater!
Eric
(laughs) But we call him Tater! Tater, why don’t you explain what’ll happen here today?
Tater
Is collaboration with Falcs TV! We had special tournament to see if players knows their SOAPs more than favorite thing.
ONSCREEN CAPTION
SOAPs = Significant Others And Partners, for all y’all non-hockey fans out there! Click here (highlighted annotation inserted) to watch the tournament on the Falconer’s official website or check this video’s description!
Eric
I had me such a great time over on Falcs TV with Jack that I wanted to share the fun with y’all here!
Tater
(nods) Zimmboni crush everyone in tournament!
ONSCREEN CAPTION
“Zimmboni” is Jack’s hockey nickname, like “Tater” is for Alexei. Everyone on the team has one!
In fact, I have one too: Bitty! But Alexei likes to call me “B”.
Jack
(shrugs, gives small smile) I know history. I know my husband.
Eric
(laughs, blushes)
Tater
Now, is time to see if B know Zimmboni just as much!
Eric
I’m feelin’ pretty confident that I do. What do you think, sweetpea?
Jack
I think Bits knows me better than myself, to be honest.
Eric
Jack! (blushing again)
Tater
Yes, yes, is very cute! But I’m want to ask questions now, yes?
Eric
(turns to camera) Now, I tried to get ‘em to quiz me on baking—because y’all and your mama know that I love it—but Jack here insisted that I get asked about football instead.
Jack
Baking’s too easy. I figured you’d appreciate the challenge. You know a lot about American football, eh?
Eric
(rolls eyes) “American football”—I know y’all in Canada just call it football too!
Now, I’d argue, but that’ll take up the rest of this video, so I guess it’s time to get to the quiz!
Tater
Yes!
(video transition with dramatic music)
Tater
(holds up stack of cards in hands) Here, I’m hold questions about NFL and college football, plus questions about Zimmboni for B to answer. Like during Falcs’ tournament, I’m ask SOAP about their favorite subject first, then ask about their partner.
B, is ready?
Eric
As I’ll ever be!
Jack
Gonna crush it, Bits.
Eric
Let’s hope so, sweetheart.
Tater
Will be good, B, I’m sure! Question one, name five offensive positions in the NFL.
Eric
Lord, how easy—quarterback, running back, wide receiver, offensive tackle, tight end.
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Score: 5/5
Tater
See, B! You be fine! Name five of Zimmboni’s favourite foods.
Eric
Ooh, alright. So PB&J sandwiches, chicken tenders... scrambled eggs, uh, cassoulet...
(Caption Note: French food pronunciation is not butchered, because food)
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Score: 4/5
Tater
One more, B.
Eric
Hm, let’s see—
Tater
(snickers) Remember this easiest question in stack.
Eric
Oh, hush, you.
Jack
Bits? Maybe a dessert?
Eric
(hits head with base of palm) Oh, goodness me, right! Maple sugar crusted apple pie.
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Score: 5/5
Tater
(nods) Yes. Okay, how many minutes in football quarter?
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Answer: Quarters in the NFL and NCAA football are 15 minutes.
Eric
15 minutes.
Tater
How long is Zimmboni’s pre-game ritual?
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Answer: 15 minutes max.
Like all athletes, hockey players have specific rituals before their games.
Eric
About thirty minutes?
Tater
(whooping laughter) 15 minutes, max.
Jack
(laughs)
Eric
(gasps, shakes head) That is not true, that can not be true! Honey, I’ve seen you take 15 minutes making your pre-game PBJ sandwiches. (scoffs)
Jack
(makes a face)
Tater
Sorry, B. Must give big zero for that question.
Eric
(rolls eyes) Hmph!
Tater
B, you get 20 seconds—name as many starting quarterbacks in the NFL as possible. Ready, set, go!
Eric
Matt Ryan, Aaron Rodgers, Josh Allen, Philip Rivers, Tom Brady—ugh—Baker Mayfield, Derek Carr, Carson Palmer.
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Score: 8
Tater
Have 10 seconds, name as many as Zimmboni’s lineys when he finally move to first line.
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Lineys = Hockey linemates.
Fun fact: Jack moved from third to first line during his first season in the Falcs back in 2015!
Eric
(opens mouth)
Tater
But! Must name them by nickname!
Eric
(single nod, determined expression)
Tater
Okay? Ready, set, go!
Eric
Alright so excluding Jack, that’ll be you, Tater, then we got Marty, Thirdy, Guy, and Snowy if you count the goalies!
Tater
(solemnly nods) Always count goalies!
Eric
Then that’s five for five. Gettin’ a lil easy there!
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Score: 5/5
Tater
Haha! Okay, who are on cover of Sports Illustrated for this season’s NFL and college previews?
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Answer: Jarvis Landry and Odell Beckham Jr. were on the cover for the NFL preview. Trevor Lawrence was on the cover for the college preview.
Eric
Oh, Coach and I were just talkin’ about this! I know the NFL preview was Odell Beckham Jr. and Jarvis Landry, but the college preview...
(brief pause, placing chin on fist contemplatively) I think it’s Trevor Lawrence?
Tater
Correct! What magazine cover did Zimmboni appear on first?
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Answer: Trick question! Jack’s first ever appearance on a magazine cover was not as a hockey player.
He first appeared on People Magazine as a baby with his parents, Robert “Bad bob” Zimmermann and Alicia Zimmermann.
Eric
Can I ask a question?
Tater
...no.
Eric
Well, shoot, alright. If you mean his first cover as an athlete, I’ll say Sports Illustrated, but if you mean his first one ever I think it’s People Magazine when he was a baby.
Tater
(censored beep) Wow!
Jack
(raises eyebrows) You remember that?
Eric
Well, you told me! And Alicia did show me when we visited for Christmas one year. (smug smirk)
Jack
(covers face in hand, exasperated sigh) Of course she did.
Tater
Next question! How many Super Bowl rings does Tom Brady have?
Eric
Oh goodness. I think it’s five?
Tater
Six!
Eric
What?
Tater
Is six!
Eric
(groans) Of course it’s six. Whatever, it’s fine, I try not to think about Tom Brady anyway. I don’t mind getting this one wrong. In fact, I’m kinda glad because I certainly don’t care for the man. Like, who—
Jack
Bits. We’re in the middle of a game right now?
Eric
(blushes) Oh, right.
Tater
It’s alright, B, haha. But we move on with game now, yes? (single nod) Now, how many rings Zimmboni normally wear?
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Answer: 1.
Eric
One! He usually just wears his wedding ring, but today he’s got his 2016 Stanley ring! Wanna show it off, honey?
Jack
(sheepishly holds up hands to show the two rings)
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Fun fact: The team who wins the Stanley Cup get matching rings. Jack got his first one when the Falcs won the Cup in 2016!
Tater
Is tough one now: How many times have the Atlanta Falcons made the playoffs?
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Answer: 14.
Eric
(sighs) Oh Lordy, that's hard. Alright, so by the time I was born they were at five so—
(voice continues in fast forward) —they did in ‘98, then... ‘02? After was 2004, not 2005, or ‘06... so the next one was 2008. Then there was that streak from 2010 to 2012. Then the next one was 2016, and then ‘17. Not ‘18 and ‘19. So that’s... (begins to count on fingers)
Tater
(back to regular speed, looking impressed) You have answer, B?
Eric
I'm gonna go with fourteen as of this year.
Tater
(censored beep)!!!
Eric
(laughs)
Jack
(censored beep), Bittle.
Tater
Is amazing! You have both number and years!
Eric
I’m Southern, and my daddy’s a football coach. (shrugs) Can’t help it!
Jack
(chuckles) This is why I wanted you to answer stuff about the football instead of baking.
Eric
(rolls eyes, swats Jack’s arm) Oh, this boy.
Tater
Next question! What is most number of times Zimmboni fight in one season?
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Answer: 3 fights.
Eric
Ooh, shoot. I should know this one too, huh? Okay, so his first season he only got in one fight—
(voice continues in fast forward) —and second season was also one, I think. After that, uhh, I think he finally got in two. Last year was three maybe? And this season hasn’t even started. But last year? Was it three? I don’t quite—hm.
Tater
(back to regular speed) Your answer, B?
Eric
I’m gonna go with three fights for last season.
Tater
(shaking his head)
Jack
What did I say?
Tater
(censored beep) Is correct. (huffs) What year did Falcons join the NFL?
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Answer: 1965.
Eric
Uhhh, oh goodness, I know Coach told me this at some point... (pause)
I think it was 1965?
Tater
Correct! What year Zimmboni first try skating?
ONSCREEN CAPTION
Answer: 1992.
Fun fact: Bad Bob had Jack skating as soon as Jack could walk!
Eric
Skating, huh? ‘Cause I’ll bet the son of Bad Bob tried on his first skates before he even turned one, huh? (smiles cheekily)
Jack
(nudges with elbow, gives Eric a small smile) Not the question.
Eric
Oh alright, not the question. Hmm, I know it was before you turned three so, I’ll say... (drawling out answer) nineteen-ninety... two?
Tater
(throws cards out of hand, shaking his head) Is correct again!
Eric
Oh my god!
(high pitched sound as Eric fist pumps the air)
Jack
(laughs, bringing an arm around Eric before kissing his cheek)
Tater
B, I'm frustrate to say you know Zimmboni as much as you know football.
ONSCREEN CAPTION
FINAL SCORE: Football = 6, Husband = 6.
T I E ! ! !
Jack
Knew it. Told you so, Bits.
Eric
That sounds like a chirp, and I will not have that on my vlog, Mr. Zimmermann. So with that, I guess we’re done!
(looks towards camera, claps once) Well, that about does it for today’s video! Thank you so much to my special guests, Providence Falconers’ Jack Zimermann and Alexei Mashkov, for joining me today.
(gestures towards Jack and Tater)
Tater
(nods with a wide smile) Thanks for having us, B!
Jack
(smiles and nods) Always great to be here.
Eric
Be sure to check out the Falcs TV videos too! Link in the description or right over here! (points to space, highlighted annotation inserted)
And thanks for tuning in! Next week, I’ll have a new video for y’all on the best ways to add protein to your favourite sandwiches.
(Eric, Jack, and Tater wave at the camera)
Eric
Bye, y’all! See ya next time!
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Requests (5/8/2021)
Hi lovelies! I just filled up the queue through May but I have a LOT of requests left. So I’m posting the remaining requests below! If you see your request here that means it’ll be posted in June at the earliest. If you don’t see your request it means it’s probably going to be posted in May (although I did delete two messages that weren’t “requests” as much as “demands”, messages that said, “Do this,” or, “Make that,” which I don’t respond to). There are some requests I addressed in a post on April 27th though that won’t be posted until June also so be sure to check that out. Thanks for the support lovelies! Hope you like what’s to cum. ;)
Anonymous said:
Could u do emma stone from amazing spider man i like her look from the 2nd one but its fine whichever u use
Yep! Second one it is. :)
Anonymous said:
Hi was wondering if you could do a caption of a superhero that is captured by their villain and turned into an evil hench woman thought about anne hathaway as cat woman if you could thanks love your captions btw
Sure thing!
Anonymous said:
Could you do a caption where a white guy gets turned into Kerry Washington. And becomes addicted to sleeping with black men? I was thinking of using the scene from little man where shes in bed after a night of "doing it". Can that be done or is that too graphic of a description?
I don’t think it’s too graphic? I’ve never seen Little Man (idk what it is tbh) but I googled “Kerry Washington Little Man” & found a pic I think works so I can do this.
Anonymous said:
I don't remember if I requested this already or not but could you do one of Haley atwell from captain america I was thinking like a super soldier test turns a guy into her but he then finds out that was the plan that the government wanted to make super sissies instead
You did not request it and I can do it!
Anonymous said:
Hi could you do a caption using Betsy brandt? Shes the aunt from breaking bad incase you didnt know I just think shes beautiful and hope you could do a caption for her idk what about maybe something about milfs thatd be good ig whatever you decide anyways thanks
I DO know who that is! And there have been quite a few MILF requests (as you’ll see) so all you MILF lovers will be happy going forward. :)
Anonymous said:
Hello first off big fan 2nd off im sorry if this is too much but I have abit of a list for ya if u can do these thats great if not its ok just sorry i know its alot. Emma thompson(saving mr banks) Sean young, (ace venture) Rhea Pearlman, ( matilda) Christina agulara( burlesque) sigourney weaver, (alien or ghostbusters) emma stone (cruela) thank u there will be a part 2
Heres part 2 its just ones I dont really have any specific thing in mind. Tia and Tamara. Idna menzel. Adele. Bonnie Tyler. Ruby rose. Sarah chalke. Kristen schaal. Melissa McCarthy. Megan trainer. Elizabeth gillies. Like i said if u can great if not thats alright atleast u'll have some stocked up for a rainy day thanks again and sorry again
Hello im the one who gave the list of requests sorry once again I just wanted to further explain one of them the christina Aguilera from burlesque one to be specific I would like the one where she is wearing the bowler hat with the loose frizz curls thats the only one I can think of to elaborate on the rest are up to u thanks again sorry again
Ok so this is A LOT of requests and in the future I would like to ask people to limit their requests to three celebs at a time, but I’ve never said that before so it wouldn’t be fair to the person who requested all these. So yes I can do these requests. The only one I won’t do is Sean Young from Ace Ventura because her character in Ace Ventura is really really transphobic (or, more specifically, how that character is written). And I can do that specific Christina Aguilera one. Also since this IS so many requests I’ll probably be sprinkling them in through instead of doing them all at once, & I already wrote an Elizabeth Gillies one coming out towards the end of May.
Anonymous said:
If possible could you do Elizabeth perkins as Wilma Flintstone I had the idea of it litterally being set in cave man times and depicting the forat instance of feminization, the first sissy, being of a weaker evolution and stuff causing the tribe to pick him as the tribes cave sissy
Oooo, sounds fun. Totally!
Anonymous said:
Could you do Marissa tomei? Was thinking hero type story by night hes a crime fighing vigilante by day She is a stay at home sissy wife waiting for hubby to get home to pleasure him
I can do this!
Anonymous said:
Could you try making one where a boy who’s always been short his entire life gets feminized by his friend? I was thinking someone like Skai Jackson would be great for this
Sure thing! I found one of Skai where she’s of age so I’ll use that. :) (I won’t use a GIF of here her though since most of them are from Jessie when she’s under 18)
Anonymous said:
I was wondering if you could do one about a college professor named Peter whose autocloset gets hacked by his students. They transform and feminize him into a sexy latina milf so they have someone sexy to look at during class. Actress of your choice, someone over 30 please.
Oooo, I’ve got the perfect celeb for this. ;)
Anonymous said:
Hi I actually have 3 u may have done them before but if u can thatd be great. 1 Natalie Portman (V for vendetta ) the little girl outfit with the pigtails I was thinking like a lost bet. 2 P!nk (beautiful trauma) the house wife look is so good. 3 Elizabeth olsen (wandavision) when shes in the bed wearing her costume like a morning after thing. Thats all like I said if u can thank u love ur captions
Ah gotcha. I can do these!
Anonymous said:
Hi id like to start off by saying i love your captions. Was wondering if you could do one of Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Ramona flowers when she had Green hair as far as the story I dont really have anything other than green being the guys fav color idk hopefully you can do something with that anyways thank you for your time have a good one
I can work with this. :)
Anonymous said:
Hey I have a specific scene in mind its of kaley cuoco when she was on the big bang theory I dont remember the episode but its where shes sitting on the couch when her BF walks in and shes dressed in this purple lingerie and shes got her hair up its beautiful I was thinking if u could do a caption on that? Maybe like a roommates thing sorry I dont have enough info on the scene
I’VE HAD THIS IMAGE FOR SO LONG BUT COULDN’T THINK OF A STORY SO YES I CAN DO THIS! :D
Anonymous said:
Could u ro Lindsay sloane from bring it on I had to look up the name I just remember her as "Big red" what they called her in the movie
Yep! I love Bring it On. :)
Anonymous said:
Omg i love the Alex kingston caption u did recently whenever u get a chance could u do more River song captions also the billie piper one again whenever u get the chance
You got it. :)
Anonymous said:
Ok if you could i have an idea for a caption of a guy who wants to be internet famous but cant cut it as a guy so he pretends to be a lady on an onlyfans but doesnt show off anything too much then he gets surprised by his Male roommate who found out and his roommate blackmails him into making more "Private" videos to get cash I was thinking using meg turney if u could thanks
Sounds fun. Sure thing! :)
Anonymous said:
Hello I know you mightve done this one already but the one of Katy Perry from "Hey hey hey" music vid could u do another one from that still her with the blonde hair but when shes just waking up instead thank you
You bet!
Anonymous said:
I know you got alot of requests lately but if you dont mind one more could you do Drew Barrymore from Batman forever?
I had to double check how old she was in that but yes! I can do this. :)
Anonymous said:
I know I probably wont see this for awhile but if u could can u do a caption of debby ryan from jessie where she is dressed like a little kid and has her hair in pigtails? I was thinking like a babysitting gig gone wrong for the story like dress up goes too far or something anyawys thank u
Do you know what episode that’s from? I found the image and I think it looks great but I just want to make 100% sure that Jessie was an adult when she made it. If you know the episode feel free to message me & I can go ahead with it. :)
Anonymous said:
I have 3 if u could do them 1. Zazie beets 2. Zendaya 3. Tessa Thompson. Thats all thanks
I actually have Zazie Beets and Zendaya caps coming up before May ends, but you’ll get the Tessa Thompson one in June. :)
Anonymous said:
Hi could you do another caption tor jenna fischer from the office please?
Yep!
Anonymous said:
Could you do a cap where a teacher named Peter gets feminized into a latina housewife and use Marisol Nichols from Riverdale? Can't ignore the MILFs.
Damn right you can’t! I’ll be sure to do this. :)
Anonymous said:
Addison Rae or Ariana Grande please
I’ll do both! :)
@tammyboy25 said:
Hi there! I was wondering if you could please do one where a sister or best girlfriend guilt trips a boy into being their maid of honor for her wedding? Bachelorette party, Dress shopping, getting their hair done, dancing with other boys at the reception are some ideas I had. Thank you so much either way!!!
Ooooo I love this! You got it sweetie. :)
Anonymous said:
Wow, I really loved the "From the Amazons" caption you did with Wonder Woman! Could you do something similar with a guy named Rene put into the body of a sluttfied superheroine? Maybe Scarlet Witch/Wanda? Thanks!
“From the Amazons” has been getting a lot of love so thanks everyone! I can totally do this with an Elizabeth Olsen pic. :)
Anonymous said:
I'm not sure if youve seen falcon and the winter soldier yet but Erin kellyman who plays kharli in that is a relatively new actress so I could understand if you dont know her but if you do could you make a caption for her? Thank you
I actually do know who she is! I saw her in “Falcon & Winter Soldier” and Solo so I can totally do a cap with her. :)
Anonymous said:
Hi, yesterday I said how much I loved that Wonder Woman caption you did with Gakl Gadot. And I've since discovered the manips made by Saturdays24. My name is Rene, and I'd loved to be turned into a girl in one of his pics, particularly Taylor Swift! Thanks!
Sure thing! @saturdays24 gave me permission to use their stuff a few years ago so I can do any caps with their manips. :)
Anonymous said:
Can you please do Priyanka Chopra captions
Sure!
Anonymous said:
Can you do Lala Anthony captions. I am a big fan of her
Totally! (For some reason I can’t find a good GIF of her though)
Anonymous said:
Can you do a cap with the new Billie Eilish Vogue Pics? That would be so so amazing.
Anonymous said:
billie eilish or addison rae?
Anonymous said:
Hi I remember someone else asking for a billie eilish caption since she was of age now but it was still too recent to have any pics of her at the right age well now shes 19 and I just saw she was on the cover of vogue afew days ago ....would that work?
Don’t worry, a Billie Eilish cap from British Vogue is on the way! She is an adult now & so I can make caps with her. :) (Also to the person who asked about Addison Rae, like I said earlier I’ll make one for her too. :D)
Anonymous said:
I really liked ur newest caption of Kelly lebrock as a boss being spotted enfemme I was wondering if u could do a follow up to that one? Maybe with her from woman in red. Id just like to see the coworker confront the boss
I like that idea! Totally. :)
Anonymous said:
Could you do a caption with Jhene Aiko or Jenna Ortega? They’re both similar to me in body build so it would be pretty amazing to see them in a caption.
Jhene Aiko yes. Jenna Ortega MAYBE. Jenna Ortega only JUST turned 18 and that was during the COVID-19 pandemic so there aren’t going to be a lot of projects where she’s an adult to pull from. So if I can find something maybe otherwise you might just have to wait a bit. Sorry if that’s a bummer. :/
Anonymous said:
Can you do Nikita Dragun captions please?
I’ve no idea who this is, sorry.
Anonymous said:
Idk if u know the band pentatonix or not but if u do could u do a caption for Kirstin Maldonado they just came out with a music video for 90s medley and she is gorgeous in it much appreciated :)
I’ve actually done some Kristin Maldonado caps already so I can totally do another. :)
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Heather Watches SG1: s2ep22 Out of Mind and s3ep01 Into the Fire
Ah two of my all time favourites. Maybe even THE favourites. They’re just SO good. Also my shipper heart cannot take it but we love torturing ourselves here so lets go.
I’m gonna try and do enough that y’all get at least one post a day and scheduel them to go up periodically :)
This go very long so I hope it posts properly.
Ooooh mysterious tank
I mean honestly this was suspicious from the get go
Don’t trust this guy
JACK
YOU’RE ALL WET JACK
Is he?
Are they dead tho? Are you sure? Cause that sounds fake...
You see, the year is now.............. 2077
CREDITS
Teal’c looks all big and scary but really he’s a precious boy
End credits
TERYL ROTHERY
honestly that device looks very Star Trek
Missed opportunity to make a 69 joke
Girl he has been asleep for 79 years he probably remembers shit all
Good boy, answer nothing. Don‘t trust the random men that woke you up
thats not sarcasm, I don’t trust them either
“the rest of the facility” riiiiiight
Wizard of Oz reference
38 teams is a lot of teams
MMMMMMMM sounds FAKE
DON’T TRUST HIM JACK
General whats his face just dropped something on the ground
STARGATE
Jack is handsome
Me: I’m gay
Jack O’Neill: Yeah sure ya bethcha
Are ya just? What makes ya think Jack can help? he’s been asleep for 79 years
Tok’ra mind probe
Benefical alliance my ass, what did they ever really do for the Tau’ri??
Except promise to send a ship when they “had one available”
So thinking of Sam right now would be BAD Jack.
NOX
I LOVE THE NOX
WHAT CUTIES
look at them, they’re so sweet
Jack stop thinking and showing them shit
Could be a great weapon but the Nox are peaceful and beautiful and I love them
LITTLE GREY ALIENS WITH THE LITTLE GREY BUTTS
Thats a big ship
This is the only “look at all the shit we’ve managed to do so far” episode that is actually any good
Why don’t we meet the Furlings?
I wanna meet them
They sound fluffy
I love the baby asgards look at ‘em so cuuuuute
Kathrine! You’re great girly
“Touch it” *Jack touches it without knowing what it does, could die*
Jack waving his gun to touch the molecules seems like a bad idea
Yeah let him rest stop bullying him
purple goop
stop the pruple goop Jack
purple goop is never a good thing
Oh look... ANOTHER tank
DANNY BOY
Please cover your nipples
I don’t wanna see your man nipples
A third tank... funny that
SSSSAAAAAAMMMMMM
Funny how none of them are ACTUALLY dead
LIES WE’VE JUST SEEM THEM
Get these people some clothes
leaving her wrapped in a blanket is rude
Blanket looks like a mat tbh
BRATAC
SKARRA
Daniels hair is so bad in this episode I’m not sorry its HORRIBLE
He has a SHIELD Jack
FUCK YEAH JACK THROW THAT KNIFE YAS
HATHOR
I love Hathor hosts
She’s great honestly
Sam and janet and the girls kicking ass is the best
RIP Hathor
No seriously Daniel’s hair is BAD
Teal’c
JANET
ah yes, unusual
Teal’c is so passionate and caring about his friends I love him so much
THREE FUCKING WEEKS?!?!?!?!
janet is such an angel you can’t convince me otherwise
Are they tho?
Yeah he would but Teal’c with do anything for his F A M I L Y
Well he will leave
Aw Teal’c I love you with my entire heart
That zoom in on the patch is nice
YES JACK STOP THE GOOP
Nice kick!
BYE TEAL’C I LOVE YOU
AWW THIS EXCHANGE IS SO NICE
AW THE SALUTE BABE NO THAT HURTS MY HEART ITS SO SWEET
#SorryNotSorry but Jack looks so fucking good in this outfit
Like... he looks sooooo good
God I am questioning my sexuality left right and centre today
But seriously can he dress like that more often?
Go get ya girl, Jack!
Oh look... not the SGC
WHO WOULD HAVE EVER GUESSED
Serpant and Horus guards! :O
STOP THINKING BABE
THEY GONNA FIND YOOOOOU
SAAAAAAAAAM
BEAT THIS GUYS ASS AND SAVE. YOUR. GIRL
O U C H THAT WOULD FUCKING HURT
SHOULDER TOUCHING
SHOULDER RUBBING
SHOULDER TOUCHING
SHE IS TOUCHING HIM
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD FOLLOWED BY A MEMORY OF HIM NEARLY DYING
SHE’S STILL HOLDING HIS SHOULDER
STARING AT HER NAKED BACK
TRYING NOT TO STARE AT HER NAKED BACK
HE IS SO IN TROUBLE
HE FANCIES HER SO MUCH
I MEAN SAME
she also looks good but like he looks better???
GRABBING
WALL HOLDING
HANDS TOUCHING SHOULDERS
PINKY CURLED IN SO HE DOESN’T TOUCH BARE SKIN
COULD HAVE MOVED BUT ISN’T MOVING
THEY WANNA HOLD EACH OTHER
DEAR GOD
sorry I’ll stop with the caps
I just physically cannot with those two
i love them so much
and i hate how they were treatd
Hathor you idiot,
SUANNE
LOL Jack
Servants in the royal court? Yeah sounds great
Rude Jack
lol the pat on the shoulder Jack you dick
uuuuuuhhhhh didn’t notice before how HOT IT IS WHEN HATHOR RUNS THE IDC REMOTE UNDER SAMS CHIN AND THE LOOK SAM GIVES HER I-
ACK SNAKE
I hate them the same way Jack does tbh
they make me squirm
Give it to Daniel. Why is Daniel the only one that never has a snake in him... wait...
sorry but I just wanna talk with the national captions institute...
Alright! On to Into the Fire!
DAVIS
MAJOR DAVIS I LOVE YOU
MY FAVOURITE
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVEN IF THINGS DO FALL TO SHIT WHENEVER YOU’RE THERE
Dramatic zooooom on Hathors name for E M P H A S I S
CREDITS
I love how Hammond is like EVERYONE is saving SG1
How DARE you, Daivs. They are THE team, rude!
I love that everyone steps forward because everyone loves SG1 but also everyone knows you don’t leave anyone else behind.
I love Hammond
MARTIN WOOD :O
He is a great director
Ew snake
Jack still looks fucking good
Jack now is not the time for sass
Give it to Daniel. No one cares
Sam is like “I’m not scared bitch bring it”
Of course it wants Jack
Poor Jack
Why is it always him??
You tried, buddy
Sam’s hand on his CHEST PLEASE JUST GET MARRIED
TEAL’C
BRATAC
Sam literally hates watching Jack in any pain
Poor Jack
Hathor fuck off
What exactly was the point of ripping his shirt? It makes no difference to the snake going in the back of HIS HEAD
Ew
oh gross
i hate it
I hate it so much
ugh the chills I currently have
Suanne Baun is super pretty though
YAS TOK’RA LADY
WE RESPECT AND LOVE YOU
Another Wizard of Oz reference
Sorry Daniel looks so bad
its the hair honestly, the little dorky fringe
Sam’s hair, on the other hand *chefs kiss*
Yeah but he’ll be fine, Tok’ra lady saved the day <3
YAS GIRL
NOOO Poor Tok’ra lady
Sorry fam, I forgot her name lol
Sam pulling that jacket on, Sam in a jacket thats a little too big for her , Sam in a white shirt.. Sam
Yeah they are Teal’c.
Dead and false and dead... or is he???
Hand dance
Energy barrier is in the way, boys continue to shoot
oh no shooting towers of death are never a good sign
And of course Daniel got hurt so we have to baby him for the rest of the fucking episode jfc just sit him down somewhere and Sam and the rest of the teams can do the hard work... again
Cool Tok’ra tunnels are Cool
Lol Daniel being sassy (oh its just a deep, bleeding gash, it’ll be fine) lol sorry he is funny when he’s sassy
I’m sick of your army already, Hathor
OOOOH a barrier
Hammond is awaiting
Why do they give them such short time periods to do shit? Like they know things go wrong literally ALL THE TIME
Like “hi you have 24 hours to go into a SECURE, GOA’ULD FACILITY, RETRIEVE THREE SG MEMBERS AND GET OUT. PIECE.OF.CAKE”
6 hours is a long time to sit on your hands and do nothing tho. Ah well might as well go and save the boyfriend
The president can suck a rotten potatoe
Davis, you can’t really argue with him, he outranks you about 4 times
Sam’s sleeves are too long and baggy and its SO CUTE
GO SAM
SAVE THE DAY
BUT SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND FIRST
Hammond visiting Chulak
because he’s an angel baby
and the best dad ever to his four kids; Major Dr Science Space Baby, Sassy Grumpy Fruit Loop and Sam Carter Loving Space Baby, Warrior Gentle Giant Space Baby and Annoying, Doesn’t know shit, Archaeologist Space Baby.
Yas Teal’c, spill that tea
I will join you, bb
Hammond in a toga will also join you cause he a babe
and he needs your help cause Davis said No.
HAMMOND OF TEXAS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER I LOVE IT
Sam: I’m gonna go and shut this shield down
Sam: but not until I have tried to save my Future Husband.
Poor Tok’ra lady
Hand on chest again
Fucking Hathor man
Go away boo, you’re ruining the moment
Stop hurting Sam
YAS JACK FUCK YES I LOVE THAT
I love his response to it too
Like the shock and fear
This hug goes on a long time
I know he’s cold or whatever but like...
and I know he’s in shock and so is she a bit
he’s doing it for her as much as him
but they’re STILL hugging
They literally never do this again
Its so sweet because after this its just... nothing? Like POV happens and then Upgrade and Divide and Conquer and they go ah fuck we can’t hug anymore so all we get is platonic shoulder holding and using shoulders as pillows. The closes we get to a hug is Death Knell and emotional trauma Threads. I want a REAL hug
And he holds her arms for ages and helps her up
Wow they’re so fucking in love this hurts
“Found ‘em” Jack stop so cute
C4! Who’d have thought it
Ah shit they’re surrounded
He still looks good
They BOTH look good
They make a great couple
Nope, not really but its what ya got so you’re gonna have to deal with it
This general guy is a bit of a dick
Thats right Sam, don’t listen. Good job, Danny boy.
Only 1? Thats not a lot of time
Get out there, Jack! Buy that time
Gun Bum! (if you know Sanctuary, you’ll get it)
He’s really not doing a great job of pretending to be a Goa’uld
Its really not impossible
ex-goddess lol
“She’s Gone. She is no more.” I’m honestly shocked people didn’t shoot him more often
I love him tho
Thank god, thats good timing
Hammond is IN. HIS. ELEMENT
There is no way she heard hiom say now but she still knew. I love them. I love how well they know each other and they’ve only known each other a little over two years
Time to KICK SOME ASS
JAFFA YAS
ooh coming in from behind, sneaky
YEEHAW
OH HAMMOND YOU PRECIOUS BABY
Sam going straight to Jack and it looks like she goes to put her arm around him.
I hate them ffs
Bra’tac and Human fuck me thats so cute
Sam’s smile when they see Teal’c and Hammond is Gorgeous
and Hammond patting her on the back! stop! I love Space Dad and his idiot Space babies.
Final Thoughts:
Seriously guys this is my favourite Final and First eps of a season.
100% one of my favourite two parters, if not my all time favourite two parter
Great direction, good story, excellent bad guys, good acting, just enough suspense with out being too drawn out, something for everyone, comes of the back of a fun as fuck episode (1969), Hammond has a big part, Davis is there, lots of cute Sam/Jack and of course, Daniel’s Elf Hair.
Also the Tok’ra are actually useful in this one which is SHOCKING
Lemme know your thoghts friends, I’m excited to hear them!
#Stargate SG1#Stargate#SG1#SG1: Out of Mind#SG1: Into the Fire#Samantha Carter#Jack O'Neill#Daniel Jackson#Teal'c#Hathor#Suanne Braun#Amanda Tapping#ATapps#AT#Richard Dean Anderson#RDA#Michael Shanks#Christopher Judge#Mudblood-and-proud watches#my faves#no seriously#i fucking love em
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30 Days of Lukanette- Vigilante
And that's my version of Party Crasher. This is also the end of this story. I really hope you've all enjoyed it because it's been fun to write. Thank you for actually reading it. I have such amazing response to this and it's been a blast. As for writing, watch this space! I have some ideas for other Lukanette stories! Thanks again!
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"Luka! How did you get away from Marinette?" Nino asked as he came into Adrien's room. He had received an invite like everyone else and was surprise to learn that Adrien's old man had gone away from two weeks. Naturally, he had been at Marinette's when he had gone the text. Originally, he wasn't going to go but Marinette told him to go and have fun.
"What do you mean get away from her?" He asked, confused.
"You know! What excuse did you use?" Nino asked, causing Luka to raise an eyebrow. "We're suppose to be planting trees with the girls,"
"Oh, me and Mari were just playing Mega Strike 3. I got the message and told her that I'd been invited to a boys only gathering. I wasn't going to go but she encouraged me to do so and here I am,"
"You told her the truth?" Kim asked, looking shocked. "And she didn't get all huffy about it?"
"Of course, I'd tell her the truth and no, she didn't," Luka smiled softly as his phone vibrated. He unlocked it and smiled as he saw a text from her, telling him that she hopes he has fun and that she's owing her dad at the game. He laughed softly and texted back as Mr Banana came in. He rose an eyebrow and burst out laughing, getting a confused look from Nino and Kim as Adrien walked over. "Sorry, it just reminded me off something funny. Hey Mr Banana, can I have a picture?"
"Sure," He grinned, letting Luka take a picture of himself with the Banana.
"Thank you," He grinned, sending it to Mari with a caption of 'not quite Banana Noir but still found it amusing'.
"Stay peachy!" The mascot grinned before talking to other people.
"Hey, guys. I can't believe you set this up for me," Adrien started to laugh as he saw Mr Banana, getting a strange look of Kim and Nino as well.
"What is with you two? It's just Mr Banana," Nino asked, confused. Adrien frowned and stopped laughing. Nino's face dropped and he held up his hands. "I mean laugh all you want!"
"It's fine, Nino. It just reminded me of something funny," Adrien smiled as more guys joined, getting the party bigger and bigger.
"Hey, Adrien! Can I play your piano?!" Jagged Stone yelled as Max began to climb the wall. Adrien nodded and Jagged started to play before spotting Luka. "Luka! Get over here and play with me!"
Luka smiled and walked over before sitting on the edge of the piano and started to play his guitar. The two other musicians came over and joined them as Max used a fan to spread confiety around the room, turning it into a real party. Adrien looked absolutely amazed by the whole thing. Luka had to remind himself that the boy wasn't always allowed out and didn't have the same amount of freedom as himself. No wonder why he loved been Cat Noir so much. If Luka was stuck in a prison like this, he would love been a superhero too. He made a mental note to thank his mum later on. Even if she's confused by his action. Luka's phone vibrated and he frowned softly as he opened it.
M: Hey. The girls are onto Nino and the guys. I've been dragged into a mission to get into Agreste Manor :/
Luka jumped down and went to walk over to Nino when what he assumed were the girls walked in. All in really bad disguises. Marinette was dressed up as a maschio biker, completely with fake glasses, nose and tash. He held back laughter as he looked at all of the girls. Juleka was the best diguised. She had tied her hair back and had put on his leather jacket. Rose on the other hand had an over-sized jumper and a fake tash. In fact, all the girls had gone for a fake tash and long item of clothing. Marinette looked embrassed as Alya looked around and saw Nino. She began to storm over, looking mad but Marinette grabbed her arm. Luka began to walk over.
"Al-"
"No! They lied to us!"
"Luka didn't lie to me," She whispered in a hush voice. Alya looked at her surprised. "I told him to come and have fun. They just want to hang out together with Adrien,"
"I get that but we're Adrien-"
"Do you?" Marinette asked, making Alya frown.
"What do you mean?" Alya asked.
"Last week, you spend all of your free time with Nino," She pointed out. "Even I don't spend all of my time with Luka. We both have lives away from each other. Sure, I love been around him and his company is great but I can't keep him to myself all the time. Let's just leave and let the guys enjoy their time together. You can tell him off for lying later,"
"I guess you're right," Alya sighed as a strange looking guy came in. He was dressed in seventies dancing gear and had a pink afro but Luka instantly went on edge. Weird balls for hands and blue skin was never a good sign. He had to be an akuma. He walked into the room and looked directly at Adrien, who also was on edge. Marinette instantly on edge too.
"So Adrien! Too busy for your number one fan," The Party Crasher asked, pointing at him. "I'll make sure you never forget to invite me to one of your parties again,"
Everyone around him laughed as if he wasn't been serious. Alya rolled her eyes and went to say something but she didn't get to finish her sentence as she suddenly disappeared in a white light when the akuma touched her with his disco ball. Marinette dived aside and gasped in shock as the party goers were captured one by one. Luka tried to run over to her but the amount of people, that were running and panicking, caused him to be swept out of the mansion. He rushed over to a green car and hid behind it, waiting for the right moment to transform as Cat Noir and Ladybug bounced out before been joined by Ryuko. He watched them from his hiding place as Party Crasher came out.
"I will right this injustice!!" He shouted, firing at them. Luka rose an eyebrow. He did find it interesting that some of the akuma believed they were more like Vigilantes then super villains. Even he was like that as Silencer. "No one will ever forget me again!"
"Where's our favorite snake?!" She asked, looking around and spotting him. He shrugged and her eyes showed understanding as Cat Noir tried to fight the villain. He drove at him but the villain kicked him away. Luka frowned to himself as he watched and took out his phone. Ladybug summoned her lucky charm as he started to write what he had worked out. He was just about to send the text when Ladybug got captured. He dropped his phone in shock as Ryuko also got captured.
"Oh no," He gasped, looking around. He couldn't just transform in the open but Cat Noir was in trouble. He was attacking head on and there was no way he could win this. Luka noticed a bunch of dustbins by the mayor. He rushed over and hid behind them before reemerging as Viperion. He landed a kick to Party Crasher's face before he captured Cat Noir, who backflipped away.
"Where were you?!" He gasped. "Ladybug and Ryuko-"
"Have been captured. I already know," Viperion replied. "I was in an exposed area and couldn't transform but I observed. He's fast, clever and he's reading our moves. I'm not sure how he's doing it but we're gonna need-"
"Some backup?" The voice of Pegasus gasped, causing the two heroes to look at them.
"Pegasus? Carapace?" Cat Noir grinned, looking at them before getting into a fighting stance. "Time to stutter your disco stuff,"
"Second Chance," Viperion declared, pushing the head on the snake back. "Alright, be careful. He can read whatever we're gonna do next,"
"Don't worry, Viperion! We got you and Cat Noir covered!" Carapace declared, lifting his shield in the air. "Shel-"
Party Crasher suddenly hit him with a blast capturing him. Viperion gasped and pushed back the head of the snake. He opened his eyes.
"Alright, be careful. He can read whatever we're gonna do next," He repeated.
"Don't worry, Viperion! We got you and Cat Noir covered!" Carapace declared, lifting his shield in the air. "Shel-"
Viperion ran to push him out of the way then suddenly it went white. The last thing he heard was Pegasus calling out his name then it just felt like he was floating before suddenly reappearing with Ladybug, the team and everyone else who had gotten captured. King Monkey ran over to them and grinned as Party Crasher regathered his disco balls. He frowned and pointed at them, causing the other people to run off.
"Excellent work," Ladybug grinned as she looked at her hand. Viperion watched her face as she worked out what they needed to do. She turned to Carapace. "Carapace, protect us!"
"As you wish, Dudette!" He grinned before lifting up his shield. "Shell-ter!"
The green force-field surrounded them, protecting them from Party Crasher. Ladybug took out her yoyo and typed something into it before turning to Pegasus.
"Pegaus, I need you to teleport here," She showed him the map reference. "And grab something that can play this,"
She held up the tape cassette. He nodded and created a portal before popping his head through it. He closed it and handed the old cassette player to her. She grinned and turned to the team.
"He can read our every move," She explained, putting the cassette into the player and pressing the play button. Music blasted out as she looked at the team. "The only solution is to be so unpredictable that he can't read our dance steps so freak out!"
"That sounds like a plan, Mi'lady," Cat grinned. "I'm an excellent dancer,"
"I'm sure you are," King Monkey laughed before they started to do random moves, confusing Party Crasher as they danced.
"What are you doing?!" He gasped, looking at them like they were insane. "It's nonsense,"
He shook his head and charged at them but King Monkey grabbed his arm and dragged him down. He went to hit Pegasus but he dodged him and Carapace hit him with his shield, knocking him. King Monkey hit him with his staff before Cat Noir landed a kick. Viperion threw his lyre, knocking Party Crasher aside before he turned to Ladybug as she tripped him up. She straightened up as Cat Noir hit him with his baton.
"Care to dance, my sweet melody?" Viperion grinned, holding out his hand.
"Of course, my handsome snake," She grinned, taking it. The two of them danced and fought against Party Crasher. Viperion carefully moved her around, spinning her so she could kick Party Crasher in the face as the others also joined in. Ladybug kicked his glasses off his face before using her foot to direct it to Cat Noir, who used his power to break it. The akuma flew out and she lowered her yoyo before capturing the akuma and purifying it before letting it out and throw up the casette tape. "Miraclous Ladybug!"
The magic Ladybugs flew around, restoring everything as Viperion watched. Despite seeing this multiple times, it never stopped amazing him. He looked at the team and smiled as Party Crasher turned into a young man who was dressed similar to Adrien. He looked around confuse as the heroes did their fist bumps before fangirling asking for a photo with them. Since they had time to spare, they posed before 'disappearing'. Viperion found his way to outside of Agreste Mayor before transforming back. He caught Sass and gave him some food before running into the place.
"Luka! You're ok!" Adrien grinned as Marinette rushed over and hugged him. Nino was talking to Alya as they cleaned up, who nodded and listened. The kid who had been akumatized shuffled over to Adrien, holding a mop.
"Um... I'm really sorry I gat-"
"No worries," Adrien smiled before frowning. "I'm the one who should be sorry. I indirectly lied to you but I really didn't know my friends were planning to throw me a party, Wayhem. It was completely a surprise,"
"Adrien! You don't have to apolygize!" Wayhem gasped. "What matters is that you had a great time with or without me and I get to clean house with my idol! Oh I also got a selfie with the superheroes! It was so cool!"
"I'm glad you're happy, Wayhem," Adrien smiled as Luka and Marinette continued to tidy up. They had to make sure this place was super clean for when Mr Agreste came back. Adrien looked around the room and smiled. Luka smiled back as he noticed before helping Marinette put back the CDs. She grinned as he helped with the ones she couldn't reach. Once the house was clean, everyone headed to the party to plant the trees they intented to do so. Luka grabbed Marinette's hand and pulled her away from everyone.
"What?" She asked, raising an eyebrow. He merely smirked and gently kissed her, making her blush. "Wh-What was that for?"
"Because I love you," He grinned. "Come on. We've got trees to plant,"
"O-ok," She gasped with a blush over her face. He grinned before linking their hands together and walking over to the others.
(***)
"Now nothing seems as strange as the leaves began to change or how we thought those days would never end," Viperion sang softly as he played the lyre to the sound of All Summer Long. Autumn leaves were falling from the trees and the world was shifting once more but he took a moment to himself to sit down and watch the world. It was something he did every year but usually he did by the seine with his guitar. He would grab a seat and start to play then sing whatever came to mind. "Sometimes I hear that song and I stop to sing along and think man I'd love to see that girl again,"
With perfect timing, Ladybug landed on the roof and walked across to him before sitting down next to him. He smiled softly as she gently cupped his face and placed a soft kiss on his cheek before he turned to her.
"Would you like to request a song, my sweet melody?" He asked as Cat Noir and Ryuko joined them. Cat grinned at him as he sat down, hanging his leg over the edge of the building lazily like an actual cat would. Ryuko sat next to him and leaned against his shoulder. He smiled softly as Ryuko closed her eyes. Viperion raised an eyebrow.
"We're taking it slow," Cat smiled. "Not dating but happily enjoying each other's company and seeing where it goes,"
"A certain snake gave us inspiration," Ryuko replied, opening one eye and looking at him. Viperion smiled softly as the silhouettes of King Monkey and Pegeaus flew by. It looked like it was their turn for patrol. He smiled softly to himself as he began to play the lyre again, creating a song that was a perfect mix between the four of them. Cat Noir and Ryuko closed their eyes as they listened and Ladybug held her head to the sky with her eyes closed too as she listened. A small smile came on Viperion's face as he played. It had been a hell of a ride these last few weeks. Taking down Chloe and Lila, facing his own demons and making a sacrifice to save his friends and the world but despite everything, he wouldn't change it for the world and he couldn't wait to see what the future held.
#luka couffaine#lukanette#lukanette is endgame#lukanetteseptember2k19#ladybug#miraculous ladybug#team miraculous#party crasher#cat noir#adrien agreste#marinette dupen chang#ryuko#viperion#carapace#pegasus#king monkey#Pro LukaMari
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For When I’m Not Around (Tom Holland x Reader Fluff)
Teddy bear is the way to spread the news that you and Tom are dating.
Word count: 1121
Author: @chrixa
Warning(s): none
A/N: This idea popped in my head and I just had to write it down, so enjoy! Also I don’t know what it is with Tom Holland and interviews. (Italics are flashbacks from the reader’s POV)
“He’s your amazing Spider-Man, please welcome Tom Holland!” Jimmy Fallon announces as the curtain parts for me to walk through and I was immediately welcomed by the audience’s applause and cheers. I wave to the crowd as I make my way slowly to Jimmy and shake his hand, muttering a “hey, man, thank you” along the way.
I thank The Roots before sitting down on the couch and Jimmy followed suit.
“Man, oh man, welcome! I can’t believe it’s your first time here!” He says as he settles in his chair and I laugh.
“Thank you, yeah it’s quite hard to believe, huh? But thank you so much for having me.”
A commercial break later, it was time for Jimmy to bring up the topic that everyone has been waiting for. “By the way, I heard that you’re officially off the market,” he smirks.
I laugh nervously before replying, “What d’you mean?”
“I mean, this!” He says as he puts up a picture I posted on Instagram a couple weeks ago. It’s a picture of Y/N laughing, her chin up and eyes crinkling with delight as she holds a teddy bear out for the camera to see. The crowd’s reaction was instant and I can’t help but duck my head as I attempt to hide my blush. “I mean, you’re off the single market, dude!”
“Yeah, I guess I am,” I laugh and scratch the back of my neck.
“So for those of you who don’t know, Tom posted this on Instagram a couple weeks back with the caption, let me read this here, ‘*teddy bear emoji* for when I’m not around to hug you’. I mean that’s just the sweetest thing! Can you explain this picture right here? Wh-what’s happening here?”
“Uh, yeah, so that was when Y/N came and visited me in London and there was a carnival happening not far from where I live so we decided to check it out. I got her that teddy bear after loads of failed attempts in throwing darts, by the way,” I chuckle as I replay the memory in my head.
“Tom, baby, can you please, for the love of all things that are good and pure, hurry?” I huff at him and plop back down on the couch. “I have been ready for the past 10 minutes and I-” and I’m cut off by a kiss on my cheek.
“Yes, darling, I know, I’m sorry. I’m ready now, c’mon,” he pulls me up to my feet and leave the house to head to the carnival.
I was lucky that the carnival is on when I’m in London, so figuring out where to go for date night wasn’t a hard decision-making process. It’s usually hard to pick a place to go where people won’t recognize him because Tom and I haven’t made an official statement of any kind saying that we’re dating. Tom insisted that some anonymity for me before spreading the news would help us adapt to the dating life better instead of letting the world know right away. And he was right.
Tom is wearing a baseball cap in an attempt to hide his face, and we try not to show too much PDA in case anyone snaps a picture of him sneakily.
“So, what d’you wanna do first?” he asks as he pays for our carnival tickets.
“Should we get some corn dogs? I’m kinda hungry, bub.”
He nods, “Alright, love. Do you wanna share or can you finish one by yourself? They look pretty big.”
“Where-” he grabs my head and moves it to the direction of the corn dog stall, “Oh, yeah we can definitely share.”
For some weird reason, we ended up eating the corn dog on the Ferris wheel, which was a questionable decision. First, the napkins flew away. Thankfully, a responsible person (me) brought some of her own and saved the day. Second, the wheel kept stopping and the one time it stopped, it almost choked Tom. He’s fine, but he ended up with an impromptu face paint consisting of mustard and ketchup. No, I don’t have a picture of it, I was afraid to drop my phone and I was busy cleaning his face.
“Were you throwing darts the whole time?” Jimmy jokes, and the audience’s laugh fill my ears.
“Of course not! We got on the Ferris wheel and y’know, took pictures here and there. We also shared a corn dog because it was huge and she said that she won’t be able to finish it alone so yeah.”
“Aw that’s sweet. And is it true that you’ve been dating since before you posted the picture? How long have you guys been dating?”
I nod as I take a sip of water, “Uh, we started dating around 4 months before I posted that Instagram, yeah. I just didn’t want her to be swarmed right away and wanted to give her time to adjust with the whole thing so that’s why we decided to kinda wait for a bit.”
“So, what d’you wanna do next, bub?”
“Uh,” I look around as we start our walk back to the entrance. “Oh!”
“What?” He looks over at where my hand is pointing and his smile grows. “You wanna teddy bear?”
“Please? For me to hug when you’re not around.”
“I’ll try my best, okay?” he chuckles, grabs my hand and places a small kiss to my cheek. “You know I’m not exactly the best at throwing darts.” Which is true. He has his fair share of throwing darts when a bar has one and all I can say is that he has potential.
15 minutes later, with great struggle and determination, he was proud to present me his first teddy bear win of the year. He was giving it to me before he says, “Wait, hang on,” and fumbles for his phone, still holding the doll. “Here,” he gives me the bear while taking pictures of my joyful face. “Show me the bear, love,” he captures the moment as I laugh before hugging him.
“Thanks, bub. I love him already. And you have my permission to post that on Instagram, if you want.”
“Are you sure?” he asks, which also means ‘are you ready for the world to find out about us?’
“Yes.”
“Also, I met her backstage and she’s super sweet.” Jimmy continues on.
“She really is, yeah. She was actually so excited to meet you, she’s a big fan,” I smile even wider at the mention of her.
“Really? Aw, Y/N, thank you that’s very nice of you. Well I hope you guys keep going strong and don’t forget to watch Tom Holland’s new movie in theaters this weekend. Tom Holland, everybody!”
#tom holland x reader#tom holland x reader fluff#tom holland fanfic#tom holland imagine#tom holland one shot#tom holland fanfiction#tom holland x you#tom holland#tom holland x fem!reader
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the art of flirting on a hover board pt. 2
Ivy runs a successful arts non-profit and Joe tags along when Rami and Lucy go to visit her. But what happens when a simple bet made over a hover board competition gets out of hand?
Pairing: Joe Mazzello x Ivy (OC)
Rating: Rated S for Stupidity (we love friends who share one (1) collective brain cell.
Warnings: None!
Here’s part two! I hope you all love it!
Part 1
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"So then, I'm up there, I'm telling them my story, pleading with them to realize that the arts matter and that's when I see Charlotte off to the side frantically trying to tell me my dress had come open and my whole bra was out."
Rami bursted out laughing, Lucy let out a gasp and Joe clapped his hands in mirth as Ivy shook her head at her own bad luck, "I swear, it was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me."
Ivy's fingers worked to secure the rope they had found around the axle of the skateboard. Joe couldn't stop thinking about her hands and what they would look like doing other activities.
Like, holding his hand.
Or wrapped around his dick.
Either one was fine. He wasn't a picky man.
"So what did you do? I mean, how do you even recover from that?" Lucy wondered aloud, as Joe shook himself from his thoughts and went to take a drink from the beer Ivy had distributed to them all.
Ivy shrugged as she sat back on her heels and brought her own beer bottle to her lips, "Well, we got the most donations we've ever received so at this point I'm considering just doing a strip routine to get more money." Joe started choking on the drink he had just swallowed as the image of Ivy stripping crowded into his mind to take up permanent residence.
Rami whacked him on the back.
Ivy's eyes flicked up to meet Joe's as her eyebrow quirked up in a silent ask of You good? Joe nodded and flapped his hand around in the universal gesture of, Keep going, don't mind me dying.
"I mean, everyone still teases me about it but I make jokes about it more than anyone else. You just laugh at yourself. Make a few memes, bing, bang, boom. It was over and I still got those old geezer's money so I'm not super upset. And besides, what's a few memes in the grand scheme of things?" She inquired as she stood up, wiping her hands off on the backs of her shorts as she looked right up into Joe's eyes and smiled.
"You okay?"
"I'm fine and besides, I couldn't have died without seeing some of those memes that you just talked about. I mean, you can't leave us hanging in suspense like that." Joe retorted as he crossed his arms over his chest.
Ivy's eyes flicked down to his biceps even as her brain kept repeating over and over "don't look at his arms, don't look at his arms" and mentally cursed herself for being so weak. She felt her cheeks heating up as she realized Joe had DEFINITELY tracked her eye movements. He quirked an eyebrow at her as she tried to salvage whatever of her pride remained,
"I'm pretty sure Gracie has one of them framed and hung up in her office, I'll show you." Okay, not a great save of the ole pride but memes are better than blatant thirst she thought as she smiled at him and watched a matching smile grow across Joe's face.
The moment between them stretched on as Lucy's gaze bounced between the two and tried to subtly let Rami know that he should keep his mouth shut so he didn't ruin the moment.
Rami, however, missed these cues and kept looking back and forth between the two, feeling very much like something had just happened that he was not meant to be a part of. His mouth opened when he felt Lucy, who realized subtlety is overrated, stomp on his foot.
"OW."
Joe and Ivy's gaze was ripped apart as they both glanced at Rami who was glaring at Lucy who had widened her eyes to max capacity and was suddenly very invested in the molding around the ceiling.
"Sorry, I, uh, bit my tongue." Rami offered weakly as Ivy cocked an eyebrow in disbelief.
"So. Anyway. Yeah. That's about as exciting as my life has been the past few months. Some performances, writing songs, running the business, the usual." Ivy said nonchalantly as if running a successful non-profit was just another boring life event, like visiting the DMV.
Ivy suddenly whipped around to Rami as she dramatically pronounced, "But what about YOU Mister 'I'm an Oscar winning actor' like what the FUCK?" as her eyes bugged out and her fist collided against Rami's shoulder.
Rami rubbed the sore spot as Joe barked out a laugh. Rami narrowed his eyes at Joe as he held up his hands defensively, "Sorry man, it was really funny." His eyes slid over to Ivy's where she met them with a smile.
Fuck, he would never get tired of that smile.
"So, are we testing this thing or what? Because I believe she's ready for her maiden voyage." Ivy declared as she tugged on the length of jump rope one more time to test its tautness.
"Yeah, my life is FINE, thank you for asking. And so is my SHOULDER." Rami announced to no one in particular.
"Oh I'm sure you're fine but if you're so hurt maybe you shouldn't ride this-"
Rami pointed a finger at Lucy, "Don't you keep me from doing this. I've waited so long to get here. Do NOT take this away from me."
Lucy held up her hands in surrender as Joe and Ivy snickered.
"SO." Rami rubbed his hands together as absolute glee washed over his face, "Lucy and I try it first? Then you and Joe?"
Ivy looked at Joe who looked back at Ivy, "Hell yeah. The dream team here is going to CRUSH it." Joe held up his hand for a high five and Ivy smiled as she slapped her palm against Joe's.
She wrapped her fingers around his hand and held on as she turned to Rami, 'This originally wasn't a competition but we're going to kick your ass."
"Oh it's so on. Let's make this interesting."
"Name your terms Malek." Ivy said.
Joe was doing his best not to move so Ivy wouldn't let go of his hand and Lucy was practically quivering with suppressed excitement.
Ivy was very aware that she was still holding onto Joe's hand but really didn't want to let go as she realized how long it had been since she had held hands with someone who actually gave her butterflies and not grabbing onto Gracie or Ava's hand when she saw a particularly stunning picture of Harry Styles.
Rami was lost in thought as he tried to think what would be the worst thing he could do to Ivy if she lost this arbitrary competition.
"Hmm. Okay. Got it. If whoever's on the hover board can stay on longer than either Lucy or I can, then you get to post whatever picture you want on my Instagram with whatever caption you want."
Ivy's eyes lit up like a Broadway marquee at the idea of using Rami's rarely used Instagram to post one of the many embarrassing throwback photos she had of him.
"Alright Malek, but if we lose, which we won't," she squeezed Joe's hand again to emphasize her point and Joe prayed his hands weren't too sweaty, "what do you get out of this?"
"I get to schedule a date for you with whatever guy I choose."
Joe had never seen a human lose all color in their visage so quickly as he did when Ivy heard Rami's terms.
"No."
"Yes."
"Rami, no! That's my personal life! You can't go messing around in other people's lives!"
"Oh, so giving you access to my Instagram account is what exactly?"
Ivy made some various noises that almost sounded like words and finally sighed, "Fine. I agree to the terms." She let go of Joe's hand as she wheeled around to face him, "We have to fucking win."
"Well, we better. I have some absolutely delicious behind the scene photos of him that need to see the light of day."
~~~
"Ready?"
Ivy whacked the side of her helmet and shot Joe a thumbs up as she prepared to lift her other foot onto the hover board.
Rami and Lucy stood off to the side, red-faced and sweaty after having raced down the path they had decided on and back.
They had walked to a park that was close to the organization. Rami and Ivy had argued over a path for five minutes, and would have gone on all day but Lucy stepped in to say if she wanted to listen to an old married couple arguing she could just listen to Joe and Ben talk. Once the path had been declared, Rami and Lucy had gone first.
Rami's screams, as Lucy took off like a shot once she got her balance on the bike, had caused every dog in a three mile radius to start barking. They had made it halfway when Rami got overexcited and his cheering caused him to fall over.
Which then caused both Ivy and Joe to sing simultaneously, "Another one bites the dust" which then caused Lucy to run the bike into a tree because she was laughing so hard.
Needless to say, Ivy and Joe were both feeling confident about their abilities.
Joe gave Ivy a grave salute, "If this is our last time serving together, I just want to say, it's been an honor."
Ivy gave a stoic nod back, "Likewise, sir."
Joe faced forward and took a deep breath as Rami and Lucy counted down,
"FIVE"
Ivy wiped her hands on her shorts.
"FOUR"
Joe cracked his neck.
"THREE"
Ivy sent up a call to the universe to not let her fail.
"TWO"
Joe sent out a silent prayer that he wouldn't be the reason Ivy broke a bone.
"ONE"
Joe's legs tensed and Ivy stepped up onto the hover board.
"GO"
Joe took off like a shot and Ivy's arm that wasn't holding onto the rope pinwheeled as she desperately tried to keep her balance. She was all of a sudden overwhelmed by a memory of trying to surf and falling more times than she could count.
Not the best time to be thinking of that she thought as she used her core in ways she never would have thought to use it.
Joe kept his focus on the path in front of him. He didn't dare look back for fear he would lose focus and cause Ivy to fall off.
Ivy was starting to feel more stable when all of a sudden she felt much lighter, the sky seemed much closer and her feet were no longer attached to the hover board by gravity.
She landed with a "FUCK" and a thud that had Rami and Lucy freezing for just a second before racing over to her.
Joe heard Ivy swear and realized the bike seemed much lighter. He risked a glance behind and saw a heap on the ground and an empty hover board. He was off the bike before it even stopped the whole way.
"No, no, no, no, fuck! Ivy, are you okay?" Joe cried as he reached Ivy as Rami helped her up into a seated position and Lucy was feeling her arms for broken bones.
Ivy groggily looked up at Joe, "'m okay. Must have hit a hole. Not your fault."
Joe reached up and gently unclipped the helmet from her head, "Well, at least you were wearing your helmet. Safety is key when doing stupid stuff."
"Safety and stupidity notoriously go hand in hand" Ivy offered him a weak smile as Joe smiled warmly down at her.
"Well, I don't think you have any broken bones in your arms." Lucy reported.
"Do you think you can stand?" Rami asked as he looked at Ivy with concern.
Ivy nodded and took the arm Rami offered her to pull herself up. She gingerly put weight on one leg, then the other and when neither buckled or felt like anything was severely wrong, gave a soft thumbs up.
Joe let out a giant breath, "Thank god."
"I'm so glad you're okay." Rami said as he wrapped an arm around Ivy's shoulders and pulled her into his side.
"Thanks Rami, me too." Ivy murmured as she laid her head on his shoulder.
"And since you're okay, I don't feel guilty for doing this." Rami said as he took a deep breath in, pointed at Ivy and Joe and yelled, "WE WON. IN YOUR FACE." Rami grabbed Lucy and spun her around as she laughed.
Joe rolled his eyes and Ivy groaned, "Sorry I bit it super hard and let down the team." She bit her lip and kept her eyes glued to the ground.
"Hey, no. Ivy. It's no big deal. I'm just glad you're alright." Joe said. He leaned forward and back as he contemplated whether he should hug her or not. Ivy made the decision for him as she wrapped her arms around his neck.
'Thank you" she whispered as Joe hesitantly wrapped his arms around her waist and tried not to breathe in her perfume too deeply. He wanted to remember every detail of this moment.
How her body felt pressed against his.
How her arms felt around his neck.
How she smelled. How warm she was.
How he never wanted to let her go.
"IVY. You better get ready for your date!" Joe and Ivy's eyes snapped open as they remembered what the consequence of losing was.
A soft chorus of "fuck", as if from a profane angelic chorus, was heard from their embrace as Lucy and Rami continued celebrating.
#joe mazzello#joe mazzelo x reader#joe mazzello one shot#joe mazello fic#joe mazzello fluff#rami malek#rami x lucy#lucy boynton#part 2
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Three of a Kind - Part 1
Word count: 2,539
Players: Tyler Seguin, Andre Burakovsky, Jamie Benn, the rest of the Stars (mentioned)
Other people: Katie
Warnings: Cussing, mean comments on social media
Authors Note: YUP HERE I AM starting a new fucking series like a crazy person lmao xD This one is going to be a lot different from my other one. We shall see how this goes lol I hope you all enjoy it!!!
PS Sorry the first part is so short but there should be a follow up soon ANDDDD I promise you part 18 is on the way! I PROMISE It is almost done I just have a few more scenes to write and then that will be up too <3
Also thank you to @psychospeak-blog for helping me with the title, and encouraging me to write this story. I was unsure how people would react to where this is going to go but she helped me get over that and just write whatever I want. Love you bby! Thanks for all the support <3 (Also GO READ HER SERIES WONT GO SLOWLY ITS SO DAMN GOOD)
Part 2
November 15th 2018
(Brooke’s POV)
"Well, you are gonna be happy," Tyler said as he walked into the living room, handing me his phone.
"Wait what?" I asked looking up at him and he just nodded at his phone.
I looked down and read a twitter post that said "Washington Capitals trade Andre Burakovsky to Dallas Stars for Remi Elie."
"Whoa what?!"
"Your little Swedish boyfriend will be in town," Tyler said, grabbing his phone. I could tell he wasn't actually mad he was just trying to give me a hard time.
Tyler had known that from the start of me watching hockey that he, himself, had always been my favorite. We had met when I moved to Dallas to be roommates with my best friend. I ended up working at a local coffee shop that he went to a lot, and our relationship had gone from there. I was moved into his house in 5 months of us being together and we had been that way ever since, a year later. He knew that Dallas was my team, I went to every home game, and of course supported my baby. However I did have other teams I liked as well as other players. He had made jokes about it at first, fake being mad, but he made sure that I knew he didn't actually mind.
Burky happened to be one of them. I had a jersey of his, which Tyler had given me a lot of shit for when I first got it. I was so shocked to see that Washington had traded him at all, he had been doing so great this past season, and they had just won the cup! What I was even more surprised about was that Dallas had gotten him.
Tyler sat down on the couch next to me and wrapped his arm around me, kissing my temple. I cuddled into the side of him and smiled, closing my eyes. I was glad that Tyler wasn't the type of boyfriend to actually be bothered by little things like that. If this had been my last relationship it would of caused so many fights.
"You know I'm just messing with you right?" He whispered in my ear and I smiled, nodding.
"Of course I do," I turned to look up at him and leaned forward to give him a kiss.
It had been about 2 months since Andre had gotten into town and started playing with the boys. I had talked to him at a few events that Tyler would bring me along to, and he was very sweet. It was a long weekend with no games and Tyler decided that he wanted to have a BBQ with everyone since the weather was going to be nice, even being in the middle of January. People had slowly started showing up as the day went on, Jamie and Katie were the first to arrive, Katie being sweet and wanting to help me finish getting everything ready while Tyler and Jamie started to cook on the grill.
I had just finished making the last side dish and put it into the fridge until everything else was ready to go when Andre walked into the house. I gave him a quick hug, welcoming him to his first Stars BBQ and showed him the way to the backyard. The dogs were running around with some of the guys who were playing keep away with a frisbee, Tyler and Jamie were hanging out by the grill and some of the WAGs were sitting out around the pool.
I went back inside where Katie was still in the kitchen, making herself a drink. She smiled at me as I walked back in and laughed softly.
"What?" I asked looking at her as I leaned against the island counter.
"Nothing.." she said, still smiling. "Alright alright," she said, already knowing I wasn't going to let her not tell me. "Don't you dare tell Jamie I said this. You know I love him to the moon and back but Andre.."
"Yeah I know," I laughed. "I mean I have the most handsome boyfriend in the entire world, but that boy.." I sighed. "Anyways," I laughed and stood up, grabbing the drinks and helped Katie to carry them outside.
(Tyler's POV)
The night had gone great, everyone was having a blast, and the food was amazing as usual. Brooke was hanging out with Katie and some of the other girls playing corn hole.
"You're really lucky man," Andre said to me as I sat back down in my chair at the fire pit.
"Whys that?" I asked, taking a sip of my drink.
"Brooke is really great. She listens and actually cares how you feel. Never found anything like that back in D.C."
I smiled and nodded. "Yeah I got lucky with that one," I said looking over to where she was standing.
(Brooke's POV)
2 months later
It was the first home game for the boys since they had been on their two week road trip. They had just won, Tyler getting the winning goal. I had headed downstairs towards the locker room with Katie to meet our boys after they finished with media and such. We were standing against the wall when I saw Tyler walk out of the locker room and smiled at me.
"So.." he started.
I looked at him, my eyebrows furrowing. "So what?" I asked, knowing he had something going on in that brain of his.
"Um.. How do you feel about a roommate?"
"No more dogs Tyler," I said, crossing my arms over my chest. "I love the boys but Gerry is still a puppy and acts crazy-"
"No not another dog," he laughed.
"Oh.. Um who?"
"Well.." Tyler paused and looked over his shoulder. I could see Andre lurking in the background, looking down at his feet, holding his duffel bag. I uncrossed my arms from in front of me and looked back up to Ty.
"Andre?"
He nodded. "He doesn't have anywhere to stay right now. The apartment that he got to start out with is uh.. well its not really a safe livable environment. So I offered him to stay with us until he finds a place. We have the guest room downstairs so I figured it would-"
"Tyler," I laughed. "Its your house babe."
"Its your house too."
"I know, you keep telling me that," I smiled and leaned up to give him a kiss. "Yes of course he can stay with us," I said after pulling away.
Tyler looked back over his shoulder and motioned for Andre to come over. "The boss lady said its okay," Tyler said, laughing when I smacked his arm.
"I'm not the boss lady," I rolled my eyes and smiled.
"Thank you Brooke, I appreciate this a lot," Andre said, shyly.
"Of course!" I smiled and we all made our way outside to head home.
The end of the season was fast approaching and I could tell that the boys were a little stressed out. They had yet to clinch a spot in the playoffs but there was still a chance for sure. They had just gotten back home from a few away games last night, having tonight off. Tyler had decided he wanted to head to the gym this morning, waking me up with a kiss goodbye.
I rolled over in bed and grabbed my phone off of my bedside table to see if I had any notifications. I unlocked my phone and opened Instagram, seeing that I had a few on there. As soon as I opened the app I smiled, seeing that Tyler had posted a picture of me when I was sleeping. I didn't look too bad, and the caption he had put was super cute. However I should of stopped there and not continued to scroll down because seeing the comments that were posted was too much this early in the morning.
I had been used to people being mean to me on social media since I started dating Tyler, and for the most part I could handle it and just ignored them. I knew that Tyler loved me and how he felt about me so I didn't feel the need to prove myself to any of these hockey fans, however there were some moments when certain comments affected me more than other.
Today was, sadly, one of those days. It had already been a hard enough month with dealing with my grandfather going through dementia and being in and out of the hospital because he had become aggressive with my grandmother on a few occasions. Being so far away I felt helpless, not that there was anything I could really do in the first place anyways. My emotions had kind of been all over the place because of that, and reading comments on a picture of me like "I can't believe you are still with that cow" or "Is Tyler blind or what? I don't get how she ended up with someone like him." and my favorite, from the same girl who always posted some bull shit about me "He only likes her for her tits. its so obvious. There is no way that they will last. I have a better chance at being with him than she ever did, he just didn't meet me yet."
I sighed and shut my phone off and got out of bed. I pulled on one of Tyler's shirts and a pair of PJ shorts. All three dogs lifted their heads off the bed as they watched me walk across the room, jumping off the bed to follow me out of the room and down the stairs. There was no way I was going to go back to sleep after that so might as well make some breakfast. However I was no longer hungry so maybe I should just have an apple or something..
I grabbed a water out of the fridge and an apple off the counter and walked into the living room, sitting down and turning the TV on. I was trying really hard to focus on whatever it was that was on the TV but I couldn't. I was still thinking about those comments and I had a bad feeling that wouldn't change for a while. I looked over, seeing my reflection in the glass door that lead out to the backyard and closed my eyes. Great now I was seeing what the dumb asses on the internet did.
I had gained a little weight over the last 6 months. Tyler said he didn't believe me at all that I looked the same as I had the whole time we had been together, and that was how he liked me. I loved that was how he was with me, it always made me feel better, but I still always had that little voice in the back of my head that fought with every good thing that was said to me.
I curled up on the couch, resting my head on the pillow. I didn't even realize that I was crying until Andre had come in with a plate of food for himself and sat on the other couch next to me. He looked over, doing a double take when he noticed I was crying.
"Brooke?" He asked softly. "Are you okay?"
Andre was very sweet, I loved having him as a roommate. He and I had bonded over a few things, and became really great friends in the time that we had spent together. However when I had my weaker moments he was always there to listen to me and give me a hug which always helped. Tyler of course did those things as well but it was different from Andre. I knew that Andre had dealt with being hard on himself as well, and while I know Tyler did from time to time too it was just.. different somehow. I felt like Andre kind of understood more than Ty did.
I nodded and wiped my cheeks. "Yeah Andre I'm okay," I said softly and turned my attention back to the TV.
Andre set his plate down on the coffee table and shook his head. "No you aren't. Whats the matter?"
I sighed and sat up. "I just.. Tyler posted a picture of me this morning on his Instagram and.."
"People were mean."
I looked up at him and nodded. "Yeah how did you know?"
"I saw them," he said softly and stood up, walking over to sit next to me. "I'm sorry people are like that. It's not true though," he said and wiped my cheek.
I looked down at my lap and nodded. "Thanks."
"No seriously Brooke. You are beautiful and sweet and kind. You deserve everything that you have, they are all just jealous."
"Jealous of what Andre?" I asked and looked up at him. "I'm not exactly model esque. I don't look like any of the other WAGs. They are all very sweet girls though, so they don't see it like everyone else does, but I do. I'm sick of feeling like I don't fit in. I'm sick of feeling like no matter what I do no one will like me. And I'm sick of caring about any of that. As much as I try, or as many times as Tyler tells me to stop worrying about the fans I can't," I explained, more tears running down my face.
Andre sighed and grabbed my right hand with his left and rubbed circles on the back of my hand with his thumb. "I understand-"
"No Andre I don't think you do! You are perfect. You are a good looking guy, you are fit, you play in the NHL, you won a Stanley cup. You-" my voice cut off, not able to continue as I cried harder. I know that all these emotions were not just from the comments on the picture today, but everything building up over the last few months.
Andre wrapped his arms around me, pressing my face against his chest and rubbing my back. "Please don't cry," he said softly.
After a few minutes I finally had calmed down enough and pulled back from his embrace. I sighed and wiped my cheeks off, not wanting to look at him. "I'm sorry. Its just with everything going on with my grandpa lately and then toda-" I started to apologize but my words got cut off, Andre's lips meeting mine.
I tensed, not sure what to do because I was in shock, my brain still not caught up to what was going on just yet. I had thought about kissing him before, way before Tyler and I were ever together, but I never thought that it would happen. Granted I didn’t think I would also be dating Tyler ever in my life, let alone at the same time that Andre decided to kiss me. What the fuck?! He pulled away before I even got the chance to, his eyes wide.
"Oh my god," he mumbled. "I-I'm so.. I'm so sorry Brooke," He said and stood up. "I.. fuck," he swore under his breath and walked out of the living room.
#nhl fanfic#tyler seguin#andre burakovsky#three of a kind#FUCK ANOTHER SERIES?!#brooke come on stop doing this to yourself xD#hope you all enjoy!#<3#three of a kind part 1
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Viral (Pidge x Reader) 2/4 YouTube AU
Warnings: None, I think
Word Count: 2,251
Prompt/Request: None
Summary: Continuation of Livestream Mishaps. After a messy meeting, Pidge and the reader become friends. After a visit from Lance, the reader realizes that their feelings may be more than platonic. Misunderstandings and hilarity ensue.
Author: Mod Alex
Chpt. 1
As promised you led Pidge to a quaint little coffee shop you frequented. The cafe wasn’t particularly well-known and had bookshelves lining several walls on both of the floors. Since the last time you’d been there, they seem to have added a few more plush antique armchairs and couches, all adorned with eclectic throw pillows. You turned to an awestruck Pidge with a smug grin. “You like?” “How have I never been here?” You laughed softly. “Not many people know about this place since it doesn’t look like much from the street. That’s part of the reason I like it so much.” While you loved your fans, sometimes you just wanted to go somewhere where there wasn’t many people and the people who did go there had no idea who you were. “I get what you mean.” “Besides that, they’ve got great coffee. What were you wanting?” She glanced up at the board displaying the menu. “Vienna roast?” Surprise spread across your features, you hadn’t taken her for a dark roast drinker. That surprise was quickly replaced with a smile, somehow it was endearing. “Great!” “Thanks, I’ll go get us a table.” “Sounds good!” When you got to the register, you order both your drinks along with a slice of tiramisu to share with Pidge. You hoped she liked it. “Your total is $8.82. By the way, you and your girlfriend look absolutely adorable together.” You handed the barista your credit card, blushing brightly. “She isn’t- I mean we aren't-” “Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry. I just figured.” “Don’t worry about it.” You smiled sheepishly, glancing back to see where Pidge had sat. Did you two really make a cute couple? Your fans and now the barista seemed to think so. No. You shouldn’t even be thinking that you had just met her after all. “Name?” For a second you were wondering why the barista wanted to know Pidge’s name, then you realized, with a fair deal of embarrassment, that she was asking for your name for the order. “(Y/N).” “Thanks! We’ll call your name so you can pick up your order.”
You walked back to the table, strategically balancing both coffees and the tiramisu on your arms. Taking her coffee, Pidge offered her thanks. “I wasn’t sure if you'd eaten or not. Either way, they have really good tiramisu; I thought you might want to split it?” She nods. “Sure that sounds good.” You make idle chat over coffee, swapping editing tips and talking about how you started making videos and what you did besides videos. Eventually, the conversation shifted to your personal lives. “Yeah, Lance and I are actually friends, we met back in high school. A lot of people think we’ve dated, but he just came from a really affectionate household, besides he’s like my brother.” You laugh, remembering the weekends spent with Lance’s large family. “That’s the same way it is with Hunk and me. It’s crazy to think our friends have been friends and never bothered to introduce us.” “I know right? Although I won’t lie, it does feel like I’ve known you forever.” “I was thinking the same thing actually.” A baby grandfather clock rang from within the cafe interrupting your conversation. “Is it already that late?! I am so sorry, I have to go.” “Oh, yeah. I’m sorry too, I must’ve lost track of time. Let me walk you to your car?” “Scooter actually, but sure.”
When you got home that night, you crawled into bed, the events of the day going through your mind like a slideshow. Had the most dramatic series of events really taken place within the past 48 hours? It felt hard to believe. You felt restless and giddy. Despite how terrible this morning had been, you were happy to have met Pidge. Curiosity and restlessness spurred you to grab your phone and see what exactly the content of PidgeonPlays was. The large 6:00 flashed in fluorescent blue as your alarm went off. You barely heard it over your uncontained laugh. Oh no. You really hadn’t meant to binge watch. You tried to rationalize it. Her videos were lengthy and you obviously had to finish the series once you started it. You couldn’t just watch as she began playing Papo & Yo and not watch to see the conclusion. She was witty, clever, and had a knack for incorporating dry humor into her videos. You couldn’t wait to see her newest upload. The very one that she had left your coffee date- er coffee hangout for. You sighed, you couldn’t go back to sleep now, you had promised you’d help Lance with a video today. Might as well get ready. You put on a pot of coffee before hopping in the shower with hopes of it waking you up a little. The no sleep was really starting to creep in. By the time you were out of the shower, dressed, and on your second cup of coffee, the doorbell rang. And rang. And rang. Only one ridiculous friend of yours was known to do this. Lance. “It’s open!” Lance strode into your kitchen, pouring himself a cup of coffee. “I figured you were sleeping still.” “Hey! That happened one time and it was only because you had me go to a con with you and then an after-party afterward. It’s your fault if you think about it.” You stuck your tongue out childishly making Lance laugh. “Fine, I guess not all of us are blessed with the grace to be an early riser like me.” You nearly spit out your coffee from laughing. “Grace? You? Sure Lancy-pants. Whatever you gotta tell yourself.” He threw a piece of his toast (stolen from your pantry might you add) at you before pulling your laptop up. He clicked open the internet, your laptop directing him to YouTube: your homepage. “Oh-ho-ho. What do we have here?” “What are you going on about?” “Maybe the fans knew more than you wanted to let on.” “Lance, seriously, stop being cryptic, what are you talking about?” He turned the computer so the screen was facing you. Much to your embarrassment, PidgeonPlays filled up more than half of your recommended videos. “It’s not like that, it’s just um. Well, you see, she um, I mean we- She’s just a really good youtuber and since we met I just wanted to see what her channel was about. Hah, yeah.” Lance gave you an ‘I-don't-believe-you’ look. “You wouldn’t have this recommends if you were just checking her channel out.” He did finger quotations for emphasis. You went red with chagrin. “She’s funny, okay? We just met anyway.” He laughed again, though, he thankfully decided to drop the topic in favor of starting to record.
“Okay, so you have to play the catty instructor. She was super mean, so do your best Lotor impression.” “You got it, boss.” You flipped your hair and did your best sneer making Lance burst into a fit of giggles. “Perfect! Just like that.” Two hours later, you had finally filmed all the material needed for Lance’s ‘How I Became an Aerial Silk Performer’ skit video. There was plenty of editing to be done still, and you figured he would likely post the bloopers in a separate video in a few days. “Alright, so now you can get out of my house right?” You both knew you were joking. “I thought you enjoyed having me over, I’m hurt, (Y/N).” “Oh shush, I guess you can stay.” Your phone pinged. It was a text from an unknown number. Hesitantly you opened up the message.
Unknown Number
Hey, this is Pidge. I got your number from Lance.
I hear you watched my videos.
[emoji of Pidge laughing smugly]
You
What? Nope, never seen your videos before.
Never.
Not one
Pidge
If you say so.
[emoji of Pidge winking]
That’s it, Lance was a deadman. “Lance! You told Pidge I binged her videos?!” The guilty party lifted his hands in surrender. “She thought it was sweet. Here look.” He passed his phone to you. The messages in question were all there, as he had said.
Lance
hey! #5
Pidge
What do you want Lance?
Lance
you know (y/n), right?
she likes your videos
she says it’s for research but i don’t buy it
Pidge
Really?
Lance
have i ever lied to you before?
Pidge
Yes.
I just messaged her.
You were telling the truth?
Lance
i told you
[exaggerated frown emoji]
Pidge
That’s kind of sweet.
Did they like the videos?
Lance
[smug emoji x3]
Pidge
Nevermind!
You handed the phone back to Lance, a slight blush dusting over your features. “You suck.” “Aww, you’re blushing.” “Shush or I’ll tell Allura that you’re basically in love with her.” “You wouldn’t dare.” You gave him a pointed look and he frowned. “Fine. Blackmailing is not a good look on you just so you know.” You shrugged. “Just giving you a taste of your own medicine.” “If you two do get together, I will be expecting a thank you.” “I said shush!” Your blush had worsened considerably.
A week had gone by since then and while you still didn’t appreciate Lance interfering like that, you were thankful to have Pidge’s number. You two had been talking every day since then. Mostly about nothing too particularly important.
Pidge
Hey!
You
Oh hey
Pidge
I have some bad news
You
Oh no! What happened?
Are you okay?
Pidge
Just take a look for yourself
[link to tumblr page]
Worried, you clicked on the link. At first, you felt relieved, it wasn’t a picture of Pidge’s leg in a cast or any other horrible scenario your brain had conjured up. Instead, it was a picture of you and Pidge at the coffee shop from the other day. You weren’t sure why the image had distressed Pidge until you saw the caption. ‘Looks like PidgeonPlays and OneUpGames are closer than they want us to think ;)’ Oh no, indeed. Why couldn’t you just live in peace? Clicking back to your messages, you typed a hasty response.
You
Oh no
Pidge
I know!
They just don’t quit, do they?
You
I’m sorry
This is all my fault
Pidge
No.
You didn't’ set this up.
I just don’t know what to do.
You
I don’t know
Pidge’s text bubble popped up and went away a handful of times, effectively putting you on the brink of an anxiety attack. Finally, her message popped up.
Pidge
What if we did a collab?
You
You think that would help?
Wouldn’t it just make them assume worse than they are now???
Pidge
Well yes.
But not if we do this right.
It should be a four player game.
And the commentary would explain everything better.
You
Can’t get worse than it already is, I guess
You and Pidge got Lance and Hunk to join you. While their channel’s had nothing to do with gaming, they did enjoy playing games and were more than willing to help you both out. You sent out a tweet letting people know that you were doing a collab and would be going live on YouNow in a couple of minutes. The four of you were getting hooked up to the streaming platform while waiting for the time you posted to roll around. You really hoped this would work.
“What’s up multiplayers?! (Y/N) here with some special guests.” “Hey! Hey! LanceALot here!” “Hi, guys. I’m here too!” “It’s me again, rovers.” “Now that the guests have introduced themselves, let’s play.” Between scrambling through a digital kitchen, the four of you banted. “Pidge, you’re burning the burger!” “It’s not my fault, we were supposed to trade stations like two minutes ago, Lance.” “Uh, hey guys. The kitchen is on fire…” “Hold on, I have the fire extinguisher. Move, move, move!” You ended the round with two stars. “Before we keep going, let’s check out the audience’s messages.
FirstMultiplayer: asdfghjfddusb this is the collab of my dreams!!!
roundtableknight: can you guys turn the music down we can’t hear you talking
SinnamonRoll: I didn’t know you played games, Hunk :O
Katie Kate: did you guys see the picture on tumblr?
shhhh753: Yes. :( My poor OneUpLanceALot shipper heart is broken.
PidgeonGamesfangirl: I SAW IT!! i’M THRIVING!!
You turned down the volume of the music as requested and read the messages out loud. “Wow, guys. We aren’t dating, (y/n) just bought me coffee to apologize for the misunderstanding.” “Haha yeah. Because some of you can’t seem to drop it. Pidge is a great person, but we are just friends. I promise. And to answer some of you, no Lance and I am not dating either. I am a single pringle for the time being, okay.” Hunk laughed at your expression. “We have time for one more round before we have to go. Let’s do a super difficult one,” Lance interjected before you could read any more comments. “SOunds good! Let’s do this!” You failed miserably and had a few good laughs before finally ending the stream.
That night after the stream, you looked through the comments. Several fans were disappointed while others held onto the hopes of you secretly dating Pidge. You sighed. Their persistence was not making your growing feelings for Pidge any easier to bury away. She wanted to be friends. That's it. You should want the same, right? But no, your stupid heart had to go and fall for the damn mystery girl.
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"what a load of bullshit" for adelle?
aaaaaahhh sorry this took so long, have some bonus cogs/lumi/plumette (and just pretend that cogs is 1991 verse, not 2017, because otherwise it gets too weird)
[iOS]
ok so remind me again why i’m doing this??
because youre the bestest friend ever and you love me
ugh what a load of bullshit
fine i’m going in
pray for me adam. and pray for your fucking life if cogs ever finds out that you forgot to buy half the cake ingredients for lumi’s birthday. you’re lucky i was passing the tesco
yes i know belle, thank you again. i really don’t deserve you.
no prob, bob.
i just can’t believe i forgot the eggs. EGGS, BELLE. HOW COULD I FORGET.
well, OBVIOUSLY you DID, so….
cool cool cool. i deserve it.
[SNAPCHAT]
(a picture of belle picking up a carton of eggs and placing it in a wire shopping basket. the photographer has taken it from behind, the subject seemingly unaware she is being captured. caption: the eagle is in flight)
COGS: Wouldn’t a more appropriate caption be, ‘The Eagle is collecting eggs?’
PLUMETTE: got to agree with my boy
LUMI: i was in a hurry! do not judge my on-the-fly captions!
LUMI: anyway, get in positions, toute de suite! she’s heading towards the baking aisle to get the icing sugar, but after that it’s only a 5 minute walk to adam’s!
COGS: I still can’t quite believe that you’re sacrificing your birthday cake to get these two together
PLUMETTE: don’t worry, cogs, lumi knows what he’s doing.
PLUMETTE: he sacrificed his 27th to get the three of us to finally admit we were in a relationship, after all. his track record’s not bad.
LUMI: 😍😍😍 MON AMOUR
COGS: When you put it like that, I suppose you have a point, Plumes
LUMI: 😍😍😍 MON COEUR
COGS: Ridiculous man.
COGS: X
PLUMETTE: get a room, boys
COGS: X’s for you, too, Plumes.
PLUMETTE: … . .
PLUMETTE: stuffy old pocket watch xxxx
LUMI: THE EAGLE IS PAYING FOR HER GROCERIES VIA THE SELF-SERVICE CHECKOUT COME ON PEOPLE WE HAVE ONLY GOT ONE SHOT AT THIS
[iOS]
+1 carton of eggs, +1 bag of icing sugar, -5 affection for adam
thank you so much!!!
cool, i’m coming over. if you forgot the eggs and didn’t even realise then i don’t trust you to make the rest of this cake by yourself
oh, ok. that’s really great of you, belle.
hey, buzz me up please, i’m outside
[SNAPCHAT]
COGS: Alright, she’s in the building.
LUMI: mon amour, if you would?
PLUMETTE: but of course
[TWITTER]
@lostinabook so it looks like plans have changed for the super-secret surprise party. namely that it’s no longer a secret.
@lostinabook which means that my valiant efforts to go to tesco and get more eggs and icing sugar because SOMEONE forgot the key ingredients of a cake were for nothing!
@notavillagelass oh no, is everything ok??
@lostinabook @notavillagelass he’s not well, which is a massive shame. you only turn 29 once, after all. i think the plan is to just stay where i am and spend an evening with Cake Killer No 1, since it’s kind of late
@lostinabook @notavillagelass thanks for the concern, though! lumi’s birthday celebrations will just have to wait until he’s feeling a bit better.
@lostinabook in the meantime, there’s no reason i can’t make a cake anyway
[TEXT MESSAGING]
lumi.
lumi why is there so much shit on the spare room bed??
i’m still in the process of moving in with plumette! there was a bit of a situation, things got out of hand
lumi did you have sex on the spare room bed and not bother to change the sheets because if you did that’s really bad roommate etiquette
good thing i’m not your roommate any more then, huh?
it’s just kind of annoying
and unsanitary.
i hope you feel better soon, you creepy. happy birthday.
charming as always, adam
[SNAPCHAT]
LUMI: aaand now adam thinks i have no sense of personal hygiene
PLUMETTE: you DO know there were other excuses you could have made
LUMI: i make sacrifices for my art
[iOS]
adam?
yeah?
i can’t sleep
me neither
tonight was fun. it’s been ages since we just hung out together
yeah. i’ve really missed this.
adam?
yeah?
do you remember back at the english graduates ball? when we were on the balcony and we were breathless from all the dancing?
i thought you didn’t want to talk about that
do you remember what you asked me? and i said i didn’t know, and then i said we should be better as friends, and then all the stuff with my dad started?
yes. of course i do. i didn’t say anything because i thought
i don’t know what i thought
i didn’t want to annoy or upset you
i didn’t know then, but i know now. but i have a question, too. do you still mean what you said?
yes.
adam?
yeah?
can you come to the bedroom?
[FACEBOOK]
Belle Lecteur and Adam Garoux went from single to in a relationship.
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saudade | jjk
pairing: jjk x reader
genre: angst, slightly mature, fluff, one shot
word count: 2,287 words
summary: butane is addictive. it takes you to places beyond earth, helps you forget and is a high that has you soaring. it’s a thrill, one that’s worth the chase, worth the risk, not quite worth the damage. to jeon jungkook, you were oxygen, and she was butane.
a/n: hi! here’s my attempt at a jk angst one shot!
he misses you.
Perhaps it’s karma, or just him being really fucking selfish, but Jungkook is awake yet again at four a.m wondering how you’re doing. Beside him lies the very woman he left you for, sleeping peacefully, the moonlight bringing out the purple and blue blots on her neck, having bloomed mere hours ago.
Sighing softly, he stretches his arm and taps the beside table as quietly as he can manage, reaching around for his phone. When his fingers touch the curve of the device, he drags it close enough to grab, and turns away from Vana to avoid rousing her with the screen’s brightness.
All he means to do is slip his earphones in and listen to music in hopes of drifting off, but somehow he’s back on your friend’s Snapchat story, somehow he’s tapping through in hopes of finding you, and somehow his breath hitches when he does, ten snaps down.
You’re sitting cross-legged on grass, dressed in sweatpants and a hoodie, hair in a bun that’s barely holding together as you laugh, carefree, happy. This video was taken six hours ago, at eleven p.m, someplace called Bloomsdale. You lift a wine glass to the camera and wink, taking a sip after. The caption is playfully titled “expensive girl”, which brings a small smile to Jungkook’s wistful expression.
He doesn’t know how many times he replays the video, memorizing something about you with every repetition. The first time it’s the new highlights you’ve gotten. The second time it’s the rings on your fingers. The third time it’s your smile, the crinkle by your eyes appearing as you do so. The fourth time it’s your laugh, loud and boisterous as always, but still endearing. Eventually, it hurts to look and he shuts his phone, sinking dejectedly into the mattress.
For a single moment, that was enough. Seeing you on screen, laughing, smiling, carefree, it satiated him for just a moment. Now that he’s worn it out he wants more. He wants to see you. He wants to hear you call him by that stupid nickname he once hated. He wants to touch you, to hold you for just a second.
It becomes too much. His chest constricts as his throat runs dry, an ache working its way up to his heart as he slips out of bed and gasps, earphones falling out as he does so. He throws them carelessly onto the bed and slips into his clothes, rushing out of the room to the dial the only person who understood.
“What the fuck do you want, man?” Yoongi’s tired voice seeps through the other end, easing some of the tightness in his chest. Jungkook hesitates for a moment, then speaks. “Hyung, I—I can’t breathe.”
Yoongi sounds more alert when he speaks. “Holy shit, again? Okay, fuck, um, can you step outside somewhere? Go to the balcony.” Quietly, Jungkook follows the elder’s orders, humming in response once the cool air of the dawn engulfs him.
“Alright, now I’m going to need you to breathe in for a count of four, can you do that? Amazing, now hold for a count of seven—atta boy, exhale for a count of eight—there you go! You know how it goes, repeat this for me a couple times.”
It takes ten minutes, but eventually the knot in his chest unravels and slips away, rendering Jungkook weak and in pain, leaning against the wall for support as he waits for Yoongi to speak.
“Do you know what caused it this time?”
“It’s her.” He lowers his head shamefully. “I—I saw her on a mutual friend’s story and I just—I really fucking miss her, hyung. I know what I did to her was cruel, and I’m an asshole and I don’t deserve her, but I feel like I can’t function without her.”
“We’ve been over this, kid,” Yoongi drawls, but the younger catches concern in his voice, “you two are better off apart. And didn’t I ask you to block Jennie?”
“I tried to, but I can’t. She’s my only connection to her and I feel like I’ll lose my shit if I let go of her completely.”
“You have Vana.” The older’s voice is slightly firm. “You chose her. She gave you a choice—it was her or Vana and you chose the other so why are these feelings making an appearance?”
“I don’t want Vana anymore.” Jungkook hates how easily it slips out, how he feels no guilt when he admits it. “I want her. It was always her.”
“Listen to me Jungkook,” Yoongi sighs, “you’re the kind of guy who needs closure. You need to resolve things, it’s how you’ve always been. I remember you at fourteen, staying up at the shittiest of hours to finish a puzzle because you couldn’t stand to leave it incomplete. When you decided to start off with Vana, you left her mid-way. You didn’t end things properly, you just ran off with the side-chick. Now that she’s begun to move on, it’s bothering you, because you aren’t doing the same.”
The younger freezes.
“And if you leave Vana right now, the guilt will hit you. Even if you don’t feel it now, it’ll make an appearance sooner or later. Because running back to her means you leave Vana halfway.”
“How do I stop all of this, then?”
“Leave them both.” Yoongi’s bluntness takes the younger by surprise. “Vana caught your attention because she was unattainable, something wild that wasn’t meant to be with you. Now that you’re with her, you’ve lost the thrill, and it’s only going to hurt the poor girl if you stay with her out of pity. Leave Vana, leave her and move on.”
“That’s the thing, hyung,” Jungkook swallows the lump in his throat, “before we started dating, she was my best friend. Someone I’d had beside me for as long as I could remember. She knows me better than anyone. She understands me better than I could ever begin to understand myself. I fucked it all up because Vana looked good in a red dress.”
“It’s good that you’re reflecting.” Yoongi chuckles dryly. “Okay, so your point is that you can’t live without her. Before being your girlfriend, she was your best friend, great. That means you know her well. But where in this conversation have you considered how she feels?”
It comes like a punch to the gut, but it’s the truth.
He lets out a groan as the images break past the wall of suppression he’d placed them behind, flashing so quickly, so blindingly, that it stings. You running your hands through his hair affectionately when he placed his head on your lap. You laughing nervously when you denied stealing his hoodies. Your soft smile, one that had him weak every single time, one that appeared right before you kissed him. The way your body fit against his, keeping up with his rhythm as you ran your hands down his back, moans filling the air in such melodic fashion Jungkook was convinced there was no better high. Your hesitant expression when you asked him why he was being distant, body stiffening as you waited for the blow. And god, the worst fucking one of all, your heartbroken form as you crumbled upon hearing him choose Vana. The way you stumbled away from him, gasping as you fought back tears, barely making it to the door before you collapsed into sobs, struggling to breathe. Him just standing still, because in the nineteen years he’d known you, he’d never seen you break like that.
He doesn’t realize he’s crying until Yoongi speaks. “I know she means a lot to you, but you destroyed her, man. It just wouldn’t be fair for you to saunter back into her life like that.”
“I love her.”
“If you did, you wouldn’t have chosen Vana.”
She’s roused by the creaking of the balcony door. Vana groans softly, hands reaching over the bed to pick up her phone from the floor. The screen is blinding, but when her vision adjusts, she reads the time as four-fifteen a.m. She glances over and frowns when she sees the other side empty. What’s Jungkook doing up so early?
Her muscles ache as she sits up, but Vana persists, curiosity outweighing everything else. She slips into a night robe, tying it loosely around her body as she makes her way towards the balcony.
Jungkook didn’t bother to slide the door shut all the way, and appeared to be speaking about something super important. Vana knew that expression well enough to guess so. A part of her pleads for her to stay and listen, but Vana decides she respects Jungkook’s privacy and turns to leave, when she hears it.
“I don’t want Vana anymore.”
She freezes. Still barely awake, her mind is late to process Jungkook’s words, but her body is quick to react. Her fingers begin trembling as her throat tightens, chest hollow and heart sinking.
“I want her. It was always her.”
The pain is excruciating. Vana feels the tears coming and fights to stop the sob that threatens to escape as she leans against the wall beside the balcony, biting down on her lip to avoid making a sound. Her chest burns, her head is spinning and all she wants to do is scream, because here is the only man she has ever loved so fiercely saying he regrets his choice. Here is the man she dismantled all of her guards for, the man she took a plunge with, despite everyone telling her not to. This was the man she’d given her heart to, and now turns out she never had his.
When he’d first showed up at her apartment, at an ungodly hour, looking like the kind of broken boy her heart grew soft for, Vana was expecting Jungkook to shatter her. She was expecting him to say he chose you, and that he was sorry, but instead he entered, pushed her against the wall and kissed her with such fervour her stomach dropped and her heart nearly burst with emotion. She remembers the singe of his touch as he trailed his fingers up her arm, confessing his love in between kisses. She remembered how gentle he’d been that night, slow and romantic, lips trailing over every surface he could find, not to leave marks but to murmur the words she’d presumed he held in his heart.
She remembered the way he’d made her feel, and even though the guilt of it being at the cost of your suffering haunted her for weeks after, Vana had never been more deeply in love with a person.
Almost mockingly on cue, she tunes in on Jungkook saying, “That’s the thing, hyung, before we started dating, she was my best friend. Someone I’d had beside me for as long as I could remember. She knows me better than anyone. She understands me better than I could ever begin to understand myself. I fucked it all up because Vana looked good in a red dress.”
This time it’s too much. The gasps slips and the tears fall, and Vana decides she can’t listen to anymore of it, running back into the room as the sobs escape. She barely manages to sit right on the bed, her heart clenching painfully as it wailed for Jungkook to be lying. This had to be some kind of sick joke, there had to be an other explanation. He couldn’t have fallen out of love that easily. He didn’t just reduce her to some kind of home wrecker in a red dress. She didn’t know. If she had known he was with you, she would have turned right around and walked out.
But she didn’t. There was no way for her to have known you were hurting on the other side, unable to figure out why your boyfriend was constantly out and distant.
It takes him a while, but when he finally returns, Vana is underneath the covers once again, pretending to be asleep. She hopes he can’t hear her heart thudding so furiously it bruises her ribs, she hopes he doesn’t pay her much attention.
For a while, he doesn’t. He slips into bed and stays motionless, presumably thinking. Just a couple of hours ago, they couldn’t have been closer, couldn’t have been moulded together any other way, and now Vana wants nothing more than to disintegrate, to sink into the ground, to get as far away from Jungkook as possible. She wants to shower until all signs of him on her body disappear, to erase his touch until it is a distant, foreign memory.
But then, Jungkook sighs, turns to face her back and places an arm around her waist, tugging her small frame towards his own. If he notices the robe he doesn’t show it, simply placing a soft kiss on the exposed skin of her shoulder. It takes every fibre of her being to refrain from stiffening and shoving his arm away. She can feel his body heat seeping through the satin material of her robe, feel his breath on her neck, feel his fingers tracing miscellaneous patterns on her waist and she feels the lump in her throat once again. It’s pain she cannot put into words, being held so tenderly by someone who didn’t love you.
She doesn’t know when she falls asleep, but she can distantly remember Jungkook humming around the time she does, a familiar melody that slips away the second she shuts her eyes.
Vana dreams of him, but right beside her, he’s dreaming of you.
oOoooOOOOOoooOOOOhhh how was it?
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The Boy Who Selfies - Hinny Drabble
So in honour of Harry James Potter’s birthday I decided to write a little Hinny drabble.It’s super cheesy but then I’m Hinny trash so I don’t even care at this point!Also apologies for the absolutely awful title but I could not for the life of me come up with a better one. Hope you enjoyyyy :)
You can also read it on my ff.net page if you prefer that format.
The Boy Who Selfies:
Harry was sat on their plush sofa on a rather lazy Sunday afternoon in their small but cosy flat in the centre of muggle London. Stretched out with his arms resting behind his head, his sweat pant clad legs resting on the other arm of the sofa whilst a copy of Quidditch weekly was levitating above him, the pages magically turning when he had finished scanning a page.
His hair was much more tousled than normal as he hadn’t bothered to even try to tame it with it being a Sunday.
Soft foot steps could be heard making their way through the flat and before long Ginny came bounding into the living room, plopping herself on top of Harry rather ungracefully causing the wind to be knocked out of him, catching him off guard.
“Omfff Gin a bit of warning would be nice…you were very close to flattening the crown jewels there.” Harry whined as he let his arm snake around her hips lightly.
“Ooops sorry can’t have that I’ve become quite fond of them.” Ginny grinned at him, rubbing one hand lightly on his stomach and toying with her mobile in the other.
Ginny was also wearing her usual lazy Sunday outfit which consisted solely of Harry’s old Gryffindor Quidditch jersey that came to mid thigh. Sometimes accompanied with a pair of knickers underneath, sometimes not…
Ginny’s hair was slung into a messy bun with fiery strands escaping all over the place, framing her face.
“I’m glad, funnily enough I am also quite fond of them.” Harry hummed as he wriggled his butt to provide a slightly more comfortable position to where his said jewels weren’t being suffocated .
Noticing something in Ginny’s eye he quickly deducted, from now years of practice at reading her, that she was up to something.
Noticing Harry studying her quizzically Ginny broke into a grin.
“What are you up to Weasley?” Harry gibed and prodded her hips.
Ginny grinned wider yet and brought her phone up and waggled it in front of him.
“So Hermione introduced me to snapchat the other day and I want us to take a selfie together.” She grinned.
“Sorry a what?”
“A selfie Harry. It’s when you take a picture of yourself. Self…e…” Ginny raised an eyebrow at him. Usually it was Harry introducing her to muggle things so this made a change.
“You know I hate pictures Gin.” Harry began, resting his head back down and resuming his reading. Ginny pouted.
“Ohhh please Harry there’s this really cute filter that makes you look like a dog, I know you’ll love it.” Harry looked back up from his magazine to Ginny. She pouted still, fluttering her eyes dramatically at Harry as she brushed her fingers up and down his bare chest.
Harry rolled his eyes.
“Oh come on Harry. If you don’t like the pictures I promise I’ll delete them. Just give it a go…for me…” Ginny pleaded making her eyes even more puppy like than said snapchat filter.
Harry huffed, waving his hand to make the magazine drop down to the floor and sat up forcing Ginny to slide further down from his lower torso on top his lap.
“Fine but only to make you happy. You do realise you are ridiculously manipulative don’t you?” Harry joked.
“Only when it’s for your own good.” Ginny smirked back and kissed him quickly on the lips.
“How is taking a self-me for my own good?”
“Self-ie Harry.” Ginny corrected courtly.
“Yeah whatever selfie smelfie.” Harry grumbled into Ginny’s shoulder as he wrapped his arms tighter around her waist.
“Ok right let me just open up the app, and then Hermione said you have to turn the camera to face you….ok there now I see us. Ahh look how cute we look…well actually I look cute you look like I’ve just told you I ate all the Treacle Tart.” Ginny snorted.
Harry huffed and pulled his face away from Ginny’s shoulder where he had been resting.
“There that’s better.” Ginny chirped as Harry positioned himself beside Ginny in the frame of the photo.
Ginny pulled a ridiculous face and Harry couldn’t help but laugh and before he knew it the sound of the shutter went off and Ginny had captured their first selfie.
“See it’s not that hard.” Ginny said turning to Harry to smile warmly at him.
“Fine yeah not that painful.” Harry grumbled but smiled warmly back at her.
“Alright time for the dog filter!” Ginny exclaimed excitedly.
“Hermione said something about holding down in the centre and seeing a circle thing…ahh yes that it. Now we can scroll through the filters…” Ginny began shifting through filters, each changing their appearance. One multiplying them across the screen, another removing their nose and another changing them into Bees. Finally she came across the one she had been looking for.
“Ahh hahh found it.” Ginny shouted before bursting into a fit of giggles.
“Oh merlin this is great.” She snorted taking in the filter of them both with dog ears, nose and tongue. Ginny the sandy-red dog and Harry the spotted black and white Dalmatian.
Harry couldn’t help but laugh along with her, her giggles contagious and if he was to be honest the filter was pretty fun.
“Ok open your mouth Harry and see what happens.”
Harry opened his mouth and a long tongue came out. Harry laughed loudly and Ginny snapped the photo. It captured Harry’s eyes crinkled at the sides in laughter, Ginny’s eyes sparkling beside him and grinning widely.
“Ok, ok I admit this is actually really fun.” Harry said, pulling Ginny closer in to his side and kissing her temple.
“I knew you’d love it.” Ginny beamed. They flicked through more of the filters, taking turns to snap ones of each other, giggling like school girls the whole time.
“Thank you.” Harry sighed as he nuzzled at Ginny’s neck a while later.
“What for?”
“For always making me laugh and helping me to not be such a big grump all the time.” Harry said as he pushed a strand of Ginny’s hair that had escaped from her bun behind her ear.
Ginny looked taken aback slightly for a moment at Harry's soft words before breaking into a breath-taking smile.
“And thank you for giving in and taking selfies with me, it was fun.” Ginny beamed.
“Mmm anything to please you…Merlin you have me wrapped around your fingers.” Harry chuckled into her neck.
“Anything?” Ginny raised her eyebrow.
“Oh god I should not have said that” Harry groaned and Ginny laughed.
“Don’t worry Potter it’s nothing too drastic. Let me post one of these selfies of us….and kiss me.”
Harry grinned and pulled Ginny flush with him before crashing his lips to hers. As soon as he had taken her lips in a deep kiss he heard the familiar sound of a shutter.
Pulling his lips away from Ginny’s he saw her arm outstretched and a photo of them in a deep embrace. Turning back to Ginny he furrowed his eye brows at her but burst into laughter at the cheeky grin on her face, eyes sparkling in that distinctly Weasley way.
“Ooops I must have slipped.” Ginny grinned.
“Right put that phone down now…we don’t want anyone accidentally coming across any photos with what I am about to do.” Harry wiggled his eyebrows before pouncing on Ginny causing the phone to fall to the floor.
The room filled with giggles…then gasps…then moans.
A few weeks later Hermione showed Ginny the wonders of Instagram and the first picture posted was of their first selfie. Ginny grinning widely as Harry rested his face against her shoulder like a sulking child… the photo captioned as ‘Mr Grumps… the boy who broods ;)’
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Update! Part 2
Alright! This summer music camp started Sunday, June 19th. I do skip Monday and Wednesday and that is because either I don’t remember what happened or nothing happened between us. Anyway. :)
Sunday. I take a shower, getting ready for the auditions. I look at my phone and guess who has texted me? That’s right- K! He first sent me a picture of his camp badge. Then he texted “Ready? Audition time.” I was laughing so hard at the fact that he bothered to text me. I told him I’m on my way and he replied with “Woot!” I show up and the first day was great! At this camp, if you live around there you are allowed to commute, so I am one of those who get to go back to their house after a day of camp. I wasn’t sure where to get picked up so after rehearsal, I went up to K. I asked him if he knew where we are supposed to be picked up. A sneaky grin grows on his face. He sort of rolls his eyes and says “Maybe you should ask your camp counselor that.” The camp counselor happens to be in the same room. By the way, did I mention my high school orchestra teacher is also a staff member at this camp? But she’s not my teacher anymore because I’m moving away from that high school to where K will be teaching a 7 AM class at ANOTHER high school…ANYWAY. So she is there too, sitting right next to the camp counselor. K puts his arm around me and leads me towards them. “No, no, no, I know where to go!” I keep repeating. He has his hands on my shoulders and has me pretty much held down so I can’t move. “She wants to know where campers get picked up.” Here we are, this grown man teasing me in front of this camp counselor and my old high school orchestra teacher. They both seem pretty weirded out by our physical contact. The camp counselor tells me with a monotone voice to follow the other commuters. I sheepishly nod my head and head towards the other campers. And that was my first day of camp. I knew I was in for a long ride with K at this camp.
Tuesday was pretty crazy. These middle schoolers pointed out that our music said “fagott” (which stands for bassoon in German). They were snickering pretty loud and being outright disrespectful. K noticed and called them uneducated and went on a speech about how it meant something differently. He was pretty pissed and the boys went silent after that. I was glad K called them out. Rehearsal continues and he told us his wife fainted on their wedding day! I know that is actually pretty common but I did not know that. He told us how he caught her and how it was romantic and that he has video evidence lol. Hours later, I was in the hallway. It was time for rehearsal. I was standing with J (from my previous post, one of the staff members at this camp, also a friend) and K. K tells me “Too cool to go back to rehearsal?” I cross my arms, lean against the wall and cross my legs. He walks over right next to me. To try to get me to move, he leans against my left side of my body and basically starts pushing me with his body. He is pretty much pressed into me lol. I pushed back and he said “She’s strong enough to push back” or something along the lines of that. He keeps pushing me, slowly sliding next to the fire alarm. “Don’t touch that.” I hold my hand up as if I’m going to. He walks to my right side where the fire alarm is. “I’m gonna stand here just in case.” We chat around and K tells J to not pull the fire alarm either or he’d rip his earring out lol. We stand there and K looks at me asks me what my glasses prescriptions are. I tell him I can't see from far away and he says me too (he also wears glasses). I lift my glasses up and point at this board in front of us with huge letters. "That's blurry" I tell him.
Thursday, he has noticed that I am on my phone during rehearsal. He asked the kid next to me if he figured out how to communicate with me. He said either Morse code blinking or texting. This was all during rehearsal, in front of the whole orchestra. He texts me something related to the music and I reply with a question mark. Later on, during another rehearsal I was talking to this pretty annoying kid across the orchestra. K notices this and without saying anything, picks up his phone and starts typing something. I look at my phone. “No talking to N.” N and I start laughing hysterically and K gives a small smile. After the camp day was over, we were at a camp excursion in the concert hall. I don’t see K after that. But I take out my phone and see K has texted me. It reads “Hey. Your mom texted me. Said she hadn’t heard from you. Check in with her. And nice job today!” I smile and thank him. ALSO, I don’t remember if this was from Thursday but anyway at lunch in the dining hall, I notice K looking around for a place to sit. N tells him to sit with us. N is a short little 8th grader. K says with a monotone voice “Your lap doesn’t look inviting” and walks away! We all started laughing so hard.
Friday, I had a performance with jazz band which was my first experience with jazz! I performed and it went pretty good overall. I went backstage (side corridors) and see K. He congratulates me and tells me that I did a good job. J is also there so I start chatting with him. About an hour had passed and because my mom works at the place the camp is being held at, it was convenient that I leave the concert early. There was no rule that said I shouldn’t but anyway, I asked K if I could. He flat out said no. I asked him if he was serious. He said yes. I kept asking him. This is such a small detail but I noticed even before I finished my question, he was already ready to say no. His mouth was formed in an o shape and I noticed his tongue at the roof of his mouth. THAT IS SO CREEPY that I notice that shit but it was pretty funny to me. I told him I had a doctor appointment just to get the hell out of there. He says “I want your mom to confirm that. I want her to text me.” I pull out my phone and tell her to text K that I have a doctor’s appointment otherwise I can’t leave. I look up and K is looking at me with his phone in his hand, facing me. I try to get a peek at his phone but presses the power button so i can’t see. Eventually, I just got the hell out of there without K noticing. :D
Saturday was the last day and our performance. We perform and that’s it- camp is finally over! I ask K for a picture as I always do at events. I can’t remember exactly what he said but he said something along the lines of that the fact that I always ask for photos is a sweet kid-like quality in me. He compliments my shirt before we take the photo! He puts his hand on my shoulder, pulling me into him, and gives a few pats on my back. We talk a bit and he tells my mom that he can’t wait to harass me everyday about my grades (I’m moving to a new high school where he will teach a 7 AM class). We say, but about ten minutes later we encountered him again. He chats with the other folks who were there about how he is actually scared of what teaching two schools will do to him mentally and physically. At first I thought he was joking, but I noticed he was serious. I felt so sorry. He said he is only teaching that 7 AM class because he wants to keep the music community alive. I feel so bad, but hopefully I can somehow make him feel better when school comes around and I can see him everyday. Besides the sad stuff, it was so attractive listening to him talk in his quiet and calm voice. It was deep and quite hot to be honest lmfao. He says his goodbyes and leaves. That was the last I saw of him (besides his car driving away but yeah lol).
June 24th was the last day. The next day, I posted on Instagram two pictures (you know how you can post more than one pic at once? yeah), the first one of the concert and the second, me with K. June 25th, late that night…guess who somehow stumbled upon my profile and liked my photo? YUP, it’s K (yes he has an Instagram haha). I was so ecstatic but also nervous. I have three other photos with K on my page. What if he looked at those? The fact that he might’ve stalked my profile kinda scares me. I have nothing bad on my page but yeahhh like imagine your TC finding your Instagram (which mine did lol yikes)! He doesn’t follow back students at all so I was at least happy he liked it and read my dumb caption lmfao.
I KNOW THIS IS SUPER LONG!!! Thank you so much if you read all this. I just had a lot to tell you guys and I hope you read all of it. The next time I see K will be July 30th so until then…no updates. We both need our summer break. :)
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