#smooches for my babies to heal my soul
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A little kiss ( *¯ ³¯*)♡
#bakugou katsuki#kacchan#mha#katsuki bakugou#bnha#deku#dkbk#midoriya izuku#bkdk#ktdk#smooches for my babies to heal my soul#I wanna eat them#they are my everything#crumples to the floor and cries
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summary; there's little time between fast cars and spaceships, but you make it work
pairing; lando norris x fem! star wars actress! reader [ no faceclaim ]
a/n; another day another W happy max win and landoscar podium to those who celebrate
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yndeathtrooper the thrawn urge to bring your boyfriend to an art musem
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landonorris something, something, to defeat an enemy you must know them
yndeathtrooper big brain moment
maxverstappen1 That's Star Wars Megamind, right?
yndeathtrooper i love you
landonorris wrong smart blue man whose name starts with M
maxverstappen1 His name is Mthrawn?
yndeathtrooper I LOVE YOU
generalkenobi3 They are the blueprint
bellanorris he's finally getting cultured 🙏
chisslover i'm gonna miss these posts when they're separated 🥹
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yndeathtrooper going back to the place it all went down
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arthur_leclerc I love being from LandoY/N land
yndeathtrooper now why did you put his name first, young man
arthur_leclerc Does "Lando land" sound good to you?
yndeathtrooper god i wish i could live there
carlitos_55 Monaco being their place will forever heal my soul
astongoatin head empty, just them
haas_shaker do we get a monaco date rematch one year later edition?
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mclaren All the rumours you've heard are true. He only takes off after getting a good luck smooch
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landonorris delete this right fucking now
mclaren It's not like someone will use your strategy 🤷
yndeathtrooper the baby needs his kisses okay
mclaren Thank you for your service
roboclaren SO IT'S TRUE THEN
sunnysainz goofy ahh run
oscarpiastri The amount of times he's rudely pushed me out of the way...
landonorris and why were you in my way, mate
mclaren He has places to go, come on now
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how would they react to a cat purring against them? :3
Kitty purrs!
Peppino: Oh... Oh my god... How precious! There are tears in his eyes. A soft, gentle cat is on his lap purring. What a pure, amazing feeling. A huge smile grows on his face. Gustavo! Get the camera!
Gustavo: Ohhhh, my gosh, ooooh, how cute. He's going to go into cardiac arrest. Oh, how he loves cats. What a happy little kitty. He pets it on the head and gives it a little smooch. Uh oh... Brick saw, and he's incredibly jealous. It's okay, Brick! There's plenty of Gustavo love to go around.
Mr. Stick: Aaaaaaaaaaa! He loves cats so much. The little purrs are so cleansing for his soul. How sweet is it? Such an innocent little creature. So warm and so soft. You stay there, little kitty, he won't wake you up.
Pepperman: Why... Why is it growling at him? He's a little scared. Is it gonna bite him? Purring? What's "purring"? Oh... Oh my god... How CUTE! What a wonderful way to express joy. He's going to try and paint the cat.
The Vigilante: "Awww, kitty! Who's a nice kitty? You's a nice kitty!" He rubs it's cheeks and baby talks gibberish to it. It starts to lick him a little. He'll allow it, but only for a little bit.
The Noise: He has the biggest smile on his face. A kitty is laying in his lap and purring. Oooooh, it's so adorable! He pets it, and it purrs even louder. Happy cat, happy rat.
Noisette: "Oh my gosh, a kitten! Awww, kitty purr purr!" She loves it! She wants a cat soooo bad! She savors every bit of this moment and pets it.
Fake Peppino: Omg! Is purr purr! He can purr purr, too! They purr together as he snuggles up to it. They end up taking a long, comfortable nap.
Pizzahead: Kitty!!!! How cute!! It's purring!! Do you wanna lick him cause he tastes like cheese? Go for it! He giggles as the tongue tickles his arm. Okay, that's enough. They then cuddle up. He pretends he's a super villain with a cat.
Pillar John: Oh... Ooh... There's a tear in his eye as he smiles brightly. What a cute little thing. It's purring, and he hasn't even pet it yet! How sweet. What a soul healing experience. He loves this little cat.
Gerome: Wow... He loves this cat. It's so nice to pet such a soft and gentle thing in this tower of hideous horrors. Maybe life isn't so bad. Where's John? He would LOVE this. Well, after Gerome is finished snuggling the kitten.
#pizza tower#noise#the noise#headcanon#pizzahead#noisette#peppino#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#pepperman#the vigilante#mr. stick#pillar john#pizza tower gerome#pizza tower gustavo
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Could you pls post your favourite tiktoks from leon? 💖 I cant find too much content from him 🥺
I thought you’d never ask, anon 💖 it’s truly a tragedy he doesn’t have a tiktok of his own; it definitely makes finding content a little bit harder. Nevertheless, I definitely have quite a few favorites, and I’ll link them by category below the cut:
*this is gonna be an insanely long post…you’ve been warned*
Leon Whoretzka worship
That iconic Hulkretzka moment (brought to you by Bayern herself)
I’m gonna be honest; I’m only looking at your titties right now… (warning: there’s probs gonna be a lot of leongoretzkamalewife on here 😂)
Sexiest transformation in the world? Definitely.
Leon flexing (in more ways than one)
Me? Obsessed with you? Yes.
Still the greatest fit of all time. Completely unrivaled.
Don’t get in strangers’ cars, but when it’s Leon, exceptions must be made…
His titties + this past season’s home kits = heaven 🤤
Because even Leon has to give his biceps the smooches they deserve
He might need his shirt back, but I ain’t giving it to him 🤭
Who doesn’t love a lil striptease?
Leon sweetheart-retzka
What we all mean when we say “Leon Goretzka is our comfort person”
I’m not kidding, if Leon ever looked at me like this it’d be over for me
Remember to dream big kids
“Ohne euch würde die ganze geschichte nicht funktionieren.” 🥹
Bochumer Junge 🥰
Leon takes on the Bundesliga tiktok challenge (in English)
My comfort tiktok
“Die goldene henne.” (Proud papa Leon)
The handoff of the number 8
Leon with a child
Leon Jaha-retzka 😑
Bombastic side eye
“Ich bin halt clever.”
Quarantine brought out the worst in all of us… (someone please give the man his zaubertrank)
Leon’s verdict: biceps not up to par
Everyone’s favorite Scrooge 🥰
It’s hard being an introvert in a world full of extroverts
The enthusiasm radiates off the page truly
Getting up close and personal
He may be riding alone but his heart will go on
“DAS IST DER SIEBEN!!!!”
I want him to scream in my face
Jaha
Cutie pie Leon Adorabl-etzka
Die maus for a reason
Is your smile unparalleled Leon? Ja 📈📉
Soft boi baby
Those eyes…
Dressed to impress, and to make us obsess
On again, off again, love you like oxygen
So you trust him?
God knows he’s the only way to heal now
“Geil alter!”
So much more than a footballer 🥰
Easily in my top 3 Leon soft boi edits
The reason I hold on…
When he renewed with us 🥹
It’s never a cruel summer when he’s around
Just a reminder :)
Can you feeeeeellllll feeeeeeellll my love?
Süße maus
The only time I feel safe…
What do you think got me this far?
Can a person feel like home?
Ja 🕺
Where’d all the time go?
Photocrop challenge 🤪
Leon Lol-retzka
Part-time drill sergeant, part-time proud papa
We love a multitasking king
Money shot babyyyy 🤑
Leon kickstarting his reporting career
“MEISTER SAMMA!!!!”
What did I just watch 😂
He promised us a smile…false advertising
He was sucking on candy the whole time 🤦♀️
“Nein” 😵
The crickets are never louder than when someone dares to breathe the word “Holland” in his presence
Best Benji impersonator
He’s an old soul, really…
He’s fucking crazy, but he’s free
You know you’re touch-starved when you start spooning the training materials
Prepare to have your brain chemistry altered…
His road rage is stewing just below the surface
He’s so normal I swear
Rhythm is a dancer 🕺
He was there in spirit
“Brotha from anotha motha” (American accent on point)
Leon just never misses…they don’t call him Leon Scoretzka for nothin’
Goddamn, now I want a Leon Goretzka movie 😩
Prepping for future rap battles by spitting unnecessary bars
Have you learned your alphabet?
Ho ho ho? More like hoe hoe hoe 🎄
The problem child
A wise man once said…
This was groundbreaking 🤯
🎶We’re going to Ibizaaa🎶 🔙 to the island 🏝️
To cuddle or to soullessly pummel: that is the question
I trust you’ll pick the right one 😎
Preparing for his UFC debut
*maniacal laughter intensifies*
Whoever decided to stick Thomas and Leon in the same room is my favorite person…please give them an immediate pay raise thx xoxo
“Bin auch Händler.”
“Auf gar keinen fall.”
🐮
“Das ist doch sicher ein Dorf.”
“Komm let’s go.”
Danke 😑
“Das ist auf gar keinen Fall richtig!!” 😡
I’m ashamed to say I’ve replayed this video an unhealthy amount of times but what am I supposed to do when it legit sounds like he’s moaning
Lockdown brought out a different side of all of us
This was a life or death situation
#anon 💖#I was today years old when I found that there’s a limit to the number of links you can embed in a post#there really were a fuckton of links#anyways#I swear I’m sane#I actually have even more faves than this…especially when it comes to gnabretzka or kimetzka#so I can do another post with those if it interests you :)#happy watching 🫶#leon goretzka#my asks#football asks
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PINK KKOMAS KOHAKU OUKAWA 63
Spoiler for my stories
Today is an extremely hot day, the pin kkomas almost melting from the heat.
Doll trying to fan himself but get too heated to do more moves: too hot.... (＃＞＜)
Reaper his head is now submerged whole in the water is not moving:..
Bee trying to remember how to use ice spell but failing and making the situation worse: [ honeycomb summer!! ] *Suddenly a very hot honeycomb appear on top of him* G'AHH, BURNING HONEYCOMB!!! ヘ（。□°）ヘ
Mad Hatter, casually using webs to make the mechanic he made to fan him in the heat yet it's not enough either:... Can't go look for that bastard today either. (￢_￢;)
You pop out of nowhere and helped bee and giving him a smooch.
Bee: (*μ_μ)thank you, omae....
MC: your welcome, hanii!! (^˵◕ω◕˵^)
You proceed to take reaper off the bucket of water he submerged his head on.
You cough a bit and held your throat as your eyes turn bright red:
[ the flakes of falling snow ]
As you use a spell while copying certain reaper of eternity voice, reaper eyes widen as he look up to you as snow flakes fall around the four to stop them from getting heatstroke but it's not a permanent thing.
Reaper:... Eternity...
Bee, hugs you: omae I dunno you can copy someone else voice other than rinne! (ㆀ˘･з･˘)
MC: well I don't see the need to use others thru. I only basing who I copy from who Dollmaker can copy from.
Doll: oh that's why. (c" ತ,_ತ)
Mad Hatter: (￢ ￢)
MC: hey! Do you guys wanna go to the beach side? We have beach here too!! (◍•ᴗ•◍) it be a cool off for ya all since this place going through summer season now!
Doll: aren't ya able to control things going in this world??
MC: I mean ye but the weather? Not really. (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)(lies)
Bee who can see you lying: >.> Omae...
MC: let's go to the beach!! ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶ BEACH! BEACH!!
Reaper: beach huh? I never been to one. So it be good first time experience... (o^▽^o)
Mad Hatter: how jolly. (´･ᴗ･ ` )
MC: you can bring your spider buddy too! It be fun time!
Mad Hatter:... Fine then. Baby blue have not been to beach either. (´･ᴗ･ ` )
MC: yeeeyy let's go then!
Then as you said that, a car made a curve and park behind you in the most dangerous and rad way, the door open revealing certain green haired and purple eyed fallen angel
Tatsu: hello. You called for pick up driver?
MC: yup! Yup! o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o
Pink Kkomas/W OUT REAPER:... ( TATSUMI KAZEHAYA GONNA DRIVE US THERE?! FUCK!!)
Reaper: woah you look like that spirit of winter cycle that everyone don't like to see driving. Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
Tatsu: oh? I'm sure his my other version then. I'm tatsu from another au. From au of soul mates.
Bee: oh!! The same au as that Niki! How is Niki!? (^˵◕ω◕˵^)
Tatsu: huh... Niki Shiina huh... His doing just fine. (´･ᴗ･ ` )maybe you can see them at the beach too!
Bee: wow really?
Tatsu, who sees doll and Mad hatter trying to sneak away: ah, you all going for a walk instead? I do hope not. On this heat, it's far worse than demon realm. So please let me take you all to the beach side. (´･ᴗ･ ` )
MC: don't worry everyone. If you all pass out. I will heal you up! Ehehe. Of course there's Totally no reason for that to happen.. (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)
Doll:...
Reaper:oh, that sound suspicious. (• ▽ •;)
Mad Hatter: I'm busy with mansion affairs so I rather not.
MC: your spider buddy already in the beach side so no point of running away now. Blood.(●´u`●)
Mad Hatter:... (ʘᴗʘ✿)
MC stare at bee and whisper something: what if...
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Bee, blush: ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ okii.
.
.
In the beach side, in the far rock in the sea, certain someone with pink hair emerge from the sea to peak on people arriving and throwing up in the side of the van with his purple eyes before he meet with lifeless purple eyes similar to him that scared him back to the sea.
Mad Hatter:... (´･ᴗ･ ` )oh. So this is why you making us go here.
MC, holding the dizzy bee: what? (◕દ◕)
Bee who's seeing double MC: w-woah... There's two omae... W-whos... Is real... N-no.. I think all real.. d-dizzy... (＠_＠;)
MC, kiss bee forehead: ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ ) *chuu chuu. Hope your better now
Bee who finally not sick from the ride: (｡・//ε//・｡)o-omae!!
Doll: *pass out in the floor
Reaper stare at the beautiful blue sea in wonder before he look down and saw a pretty large shell, picking it up he wonder what it is before mad hatter help him put the shell to his ears and he start hearing a sound.
Reaper: ... Woah... (｡☬０☬｡)
Mad Hatter: they say you can hear the sea from a sea shell. So your hearing the sea from the shell. (´･ᴗ･ ` )
Reaper: ooh! I see! How cool!
Mad Hatter, looks around and spot other spiders in front of a store with a horned Niki selling some food and drinks with another mc with crown like demon horn and tail helping out the booth
Mad Hatter: found the lots. Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑) having good time without me.
He then left reaper who start to collect sea shell in glee, wanting to give them all to his friends
Reaper: since it's summer... It mean they really can't see this too... So I'll give each one of them sea shell. (^˵◕ω◕˵^)
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Cheating McChicken Ep 7 Blurbs
first - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck :’(
so the plot reaper came for Mrs Hong. We saw it coming but didn’t wanna see it and the devastation was immense.
Even in all the grief from Gaipa, you could see how other plotlines still had hope while others were healing but not done mending.
Heart is out in public. His mom is starting to sign. Heart’s parent still don’t know about Li Ming and Heart’s affections but the parents are supportive of their friendship.
Poor Alan is maybe getting a break.
Moonlight Chicken is just mundane complications and life goes on for me - and it’s fucking great. Wen says he doesn’t love Alan but there’s still care, still goodwill, still something warm for Alan. Jim and Wen and Alan still colliding but there’s intentional grace and apologies and genuine attempts to untangle this entanglement.
Li Ming’s mom (also Gun’s mom from MSP) is here with more complications. She is playing the role of Satan in the story. Not mean evil fire and brimstone Satan but the tempter. A deed really would help Jim, would Jim sell his soul (Li Ming). Money and college prospects and an easier life would help Li Ming, would Li Ming sell his soul (his relationship with Jim and relationship and proximity to Heart). Both decline but the offer is hella tempting. It’s also some real life shit where family members end up with each other in some precarious housing arrangements.
It was good to see Jim FINALLY defending Li Ming. Albeit very clumsy and honestly I felt like Jim wasn’t exactly sincere at first but he did the talk and in the background workshopped his thoughts and feelings with Wen. It’s also great how in tune Wen is with Jim’s mood and also Jim’s fraught but loving relationship with Li Ming. And for his genuine effort and honesty, Wen got himself a cheek smooch.
Saleng is worrying about his ability to help support the baby.
But for all those other plots, the real main story in ep 7 is about Gaipa’s many griefs. At first his still beat up heart over Jim’s rejections and then losing his mom. Ugh, it hurt to lose Mrs. Hong because she was such a presence in both Gaipa’s life but also the life of the community. And also just like a good mom, she was pushing and prodding Gaipa as best she could. Leng did as well in their brief duo scene. These are all characters whose lives intersect fondly and warmly and genuinely.
Nothing brings people together like a funeral and all the characters save Gong and Jam, so truly all the Pattaya folks go by to pay their respects.
Also, Gong was straight the whole time.... like fr.
Anywayyyyyy
RIP Mrs Hong.
Condolences to Gaipa.
It’s soooooo hard to say goodbye to yesterday
and I'll take with me the memories
to be my sunshine after the rain
it's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday
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Talks Machina Highlights - Critical Role C2E125 (Feb. 16, 2021)
Goooood evening good evening good evening, all! I hope you’re all staying warm and safe and dry in this chilly weather. Tonight’s guests: Travis Willingham and Laura Bailey.
We open tonight with Travis ribbing Brian for his continuous remodel of his office space. Laura demands a second introduction of herself as she wasn’t paying attention during the first one.
Travis: “You’ve gotta love Julianne Moore. She’s the only actress who can cry and show you all her teeth at the same time.” I was listening pretty closely when he said this and I’m still not sure it had any context.
Jester thinks there’s a strong possibility at least half the party will die against the Tombtakers. Fjord doesn’t think the odds are quite that high, but it will be dangerous. Laura points out that most of the M9 are also willing to sacrifice themselves for the rest of the party, so that changes their odds as well. Travis: “The game is not a stress reliever. It is not a stress reliever. I mean, it’s fun as shit, but it is stressful!”
Laura thinks Essek will give them a better chance. Travis: “A plus-one? A powerful plus-one, but a plus-one?” Did you see his reaction when we gave him the lowdown? Let’s be real: we kinda trust Essek. I got $50 that when we come back, he’s gone.” Laura is convinced he is trustworthy & wants to lighten his soul.
Jester spent so much time trying to bring out the Molly side of Lucien that to have him then betray them sucked. She knew that trying to bring the good out of everyone they met would eventually fail, but it stung that it was the most powerful one they encountered to first betray them.
She tries to talk about finger gestures during the answer as a reference to the HBO show “Raised by Wolves,” and Brian and Travis tell her to keep digging this hole she gets herself into about fingering. Travis: “Just get off the interstate at the next exit and turn right.” Laura, of course, immediately mimes turning a hard left, and they spent the next few minutes laughing at her inability to tell right from left and that even now she still has to hold up her hands to tell left from right.
Fjord is furious that they nicked the Bag of Holding. The loss of Vess DeRogna is bad enough, but he is genuinely IRL anxious about the loss of the Cloven Crystal. Laura points out that Fjord has also explicitly talked to Lucien about the deep sea creature patron he used to follow as well. He’s terrified one of Lucien’s scimitars is suddenly going to have a big eye sticking out of it. Laura suggests they’ll just succeed, bring back the city, and wake up Uk’otoa for the heck of it.
It was really rough to go from the Gelidon fight to the Tombtaker fight, especially since the first fight sent so well. Travis felt great that he initiated the dragon fight - he knew they had a far advantage in the numbers and felt that it was an open and shut case.
Laura does boggle that if Caleb hadn’t asked for that item from the Bag of Holding, they might have slept all night before realizing it was gone. They’re both relieved that they now know so much more about how the Tombtakers fight, especially the anti-magic cone. The most anxiety-ridden part was when they were trying to run and the TTs weren’t letting them. “You know when you don’t even have squares, when Matt’s black-tableclothing it, you’re in deep shit.” Laura had no spells left - she was so worried if she dropped the polymorph she would have had nothing left.
Travis: “Thanks for healing me, babe.” Laura: “You’re welcome, baby. It was ultimately a waste, though, because we took a rest immediately and you could just spend your hit dice.” Everyone laughs at Travis’s pain. She does say it was worth it in the moment since they didn’t know if they would be able to get away.
They joke that Laura’s just wearing the Fire Resist ring on a chain around her neck/Sprinkle is wearing it now to keep it safe since she’s not attuned to it anymore. It’s pretty hilarious!
Travis hoped that the TTs were originally actively looking for more acolytes rather than just having Caleb & Beau read the book. Otis needs to die. He’s relieved they have an idea of what all their blood rites do. Laura thought the time with them was fun, but it makes her retroactively wish that she’d dropped Zoran in the lava when they had the chance. Travis wishes they’d put a chime on the door of the tower.
Laura loved the tarot card reading, since Taliesin sent her really detailed breakdowns of the cards & gave her a real deck for Christmas. Taliesin told her she did a great job afterwards which she really appreciated, since she’s not sure what she’s doing. She does wish that she knew why Lucien seemed so nervous when she was talking about rebirth.
Cosplay of the Week! @clever_comics on twitter with a lovely Veth in her snowy lavender-colored outfit and pigtails.
Travis on confessing to Jester: “It FUCKING made me crazy!” He’s never been an instigator of campaign romances in the past, but because he loves Laura and was able to connect to her on that level he felt like it was a good challenge instead. He doesn’t think he could have done it with someone he wasn’t comfortable with. It was also important to him for it to be founded on real-game moments and after real-game time had passed, and he felt it was a very natural progression. Seeing the statues rip five years from her in such a benign situation made him realize that to let the opportunity pass wouldn’t have been worth it. He wishes he’d told Vandran what he meant to Fjord as well.
Laura loves that Fjord is becoming more confident as well. The post-Gelidon smooch took Laura completely by surprise since she’s finding Jester is a little surprisingly awkward with IRL affection, and she was surprised Fjord was the confident one there. “It’s so wonderful. It’s a matter of finding a way to get comfortable with it with her away from the Tombtakers.” Travis thought it was important to continue the “go for it” mantra. He notes that he’s pretty private about his personal life IRL, so it’s been a bit of a shift. It’s slower in a way - not a “you’re my one true love” kind of thing, more of a “let’s see where this goes and act on what you can” thing.
They were all “poopin’ in their pants” to get to go to Emon. The worst part was not getting to explore outside the tower since they had to leave again immediately. Kima is so cool, and Travis was actively trying to get Kima to come with them. Everyone boggles that they got to borrow Allura’s staff.
Laura only was thinking about the item-tuned-to-the-target-plane because she’d been texting with Liam trying to iron out their spell choices. She’s so relieved that they were able to get something tuned to the Sea from Allura.
For the most part, Laura knows what spells are the most useful for Jester, but every now and then she does get caught by major component requirements that she hadn’t noted. She wants to get another chalice for Hero’s Feast before they go into the Sea.
Dani points out that a lot of their allies right now are mages (no Kashaws, no Kimas, no Grogs) and they’re heading to a bad place for mages.
Travis has a sudden brain wave about all the TTs being from the Claret Order and wonders if they should investigate that before they pursue. I don’t even remember what that order is and I feel terrible!
Fanart of the Week! It’s a beautiful card by @crovyne on twitter of the Cree counterspell.
Laura really wants Brian to shave the sides of his hair and do Viking braids in the rest. I didn’t want to say anything out loud, but Brian’s hair is really looking pretty...pandemicky.
This is Dani’s four-year-anniversary of her start for Critical Role! Awww, Dani! You’re so short in real life.
Fjord is stoked that the Star Razor is a Vestige, and more now that he knows in-character what that means. It was great to see Allura react the way she did.
Jester doesn’t think they can really go to Nicodranas - they don’t have anymore time. Even more, Jester’s avoiding going home because she doesn’t want the Ruby to see that she got aged up/hurt on her travels.
Travis honestly assumes that the TTs are spying on them 100% of the time now.
Does Jester feel better now that the crest is away from Lucien? Yes, even though it’s gone off course. She thought dropping the crest where they were was a HORRIBLE idea and was appalled so many people were suggesting it. She saw the city with her own eyes, knows the danger of what’s coming, and if they had dropped it in flight she would have dropped with it and defended it as long as she could if that’s what would have kept them from getting it.
Travis thinks that if they can negotiate with Lucien, they should try. Everyone is super worried about Caleb’s and Beau’s new eyes and are fully anticipating they’re on a clock at this point. They wonder if it’ll drive up their exhaustion, allow Lucien to force them to fight against them, maybe make them willing slaves to the mysterious voice...they need to solve it sooner rather than later.
And that’s all for tonight! New episode this Thursday - usual time, usual place. Stay warm, friends, and is it Thursday yet?
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Kiss to that
Destiel oneshot
"How long have you two been married?" Marcus asks as Dean and Castiel sit on the sofa in his living room where they want to find out if the man and his husband Louis are haunted by a ghost.
Dean moves to the side instinctively, not even sure why he and Castiel ended up sitting shoulder to shoulder in the first place, with the sofa big enough for them not to.
Castiel furrows his brow. "We're not married."
"Oh, sorry," Louis says. "You don't need a ring to prove your love, right?" He looks at them so kindly that Dean schools his features into a smile.
"Yeah. I mean, I'm happy for you guys."
Marcus nods and presses a kiss on his husband's cheek. Dean can see Castiel tilt his head and tighten his eyes as he watches the two men opposite them exchange easy affection. The corners of his lips curl up into a smile. Dean's eyes linger on it for a long moment.
"I think we have everything we need," Dean says, pulling his gaze away, and gets up. "Thank you for your time."
***
"It must be a homophobic ghost. Their queerness is the only thing the victims have in common," Sam reasons. "It's our best shot."
"I won't kiss my brother," Dean says firmly.
Sam rolls his eyes. "Me neither. Cass, would you mind making out with a man in public?"
Castiel looks up from the paper he's reading. "As a bait for the ghost?" Sam nods. "Sure. I've never kissed someone taller than I, though."
Dean rolls his eyes and pushes the memory of Castiel's tongue cleaning Meg's tonsils away.
"Just kissing, or do you think we need to do more to attract the ghost? The couples were all heavily 'making out' when they were attacked."
Sam snorts at Castiel's air quotes. "Nah, I think kissing will be enough, as long as it looks intimate."
Castiel hums in agreement.
***
The park looks suspiciously calm when Dean stops the Impala on the adjoining street that night.
"Are you ready for it, or do you need to practice first, buddy?" Dean asks, his nervousness hidden behind the thick mask of a grin that is so fake that it hurts. Kissing a crush is never a good idea. Dean learnt that lesson at 13, when he kissed Jenny McFarlane after spinning the bottle.
"We're going to be fine," Castiel states evenly.
Sam pats him on his shoulder before he slides out of the backseat and opens the door for him like a perfect gentleman.
When Dean steadied himself with several deliberate breaths, he walks around the car, ready to do what he hasn’t allowed himself for years now. His breath hitches as he passes Baby's hood. Sam and Castiel are standing there, their fingers already intertwined. Dean stares at their joint hands for an embarrassingly long moment before he clears his throat.
"I thought we—"
Castiel raises his eyebrow. "You're coming with us? I thought the third waited in the car as back-up?"
"Um," Dean replies eloquently and runs a hand over his face. "Mints, anyone?" Sam gives him a strange look. Dean shrugs. "Just wanted it to be good for you if you have to suck face and play gay."
"I'm not playing gay," Sam says.
"Me neither," Castiel adds, and Dean nearly topples over from the impact of both their impromptu coming outs.
"O—okay. I'm happy that sucking face won't suck that much, in that case," Dean replies, wincing at his own stupid words, his stomach tying itself into knots. Sam and Castiel will only fake a relationship. No biggie, right?
Sam chuckles and grins at Castiel. "We both know that we're not attracted to each other," he says easily as if this was a topic he had discussed with Castiel in abundance.
Wait! Have they?
Castiel nods in agreement. "Sam isn't really my type," he says, eyes turning glassy for a moment.
Dean swallows down the urge to ask him what exactly his type is. But his eyes fall on his watch. Dammit! Only two minutes until the usual attack time. The ghost is strangely scheduled. He ushers the 'couple' to the next best park bench and scans the surroundings, mainly for not needing to look at them as they start their smooching. But nothing happens for ten long minutes
When Dean is ready to call the whole thing off, Sam's phone starts ringing. Dean gives him an annoyed look. "Really?" he mouths when Sam looks guiltily at him. Oldest mistake since the invention of mobile phones. Sam raises his hand and motions to Dean to take his place.
Dean hesitates for a long moment, but then his eyes fall on Castiel's lips, glistening wetly in the moonlight. Dean sighs and walks to the bench, sitting down a little stiffly. He grabs Castiel's hand.
"Are you alright with this?" the angel whispers.
"Sure. I may not be gay, but lips are lips, right?"
Castiel nods quietly. "We should start then. Sam surely will get a good look at her so that we can find out which of our suspects it is. They are nothing alike."
Dean nods and wets his lips. "Okay. Let's do this." He cradles Castiel's face in his hand. It's weird with the stubble scratching against it. Weird, but not unpleasant. He runs his thumb over Castiel's lips, erasing any trace of his brother. Then, he leans in and brushes Castiel's lips with his own. It's not half bad, but Castiel isn't really reciprocating the kiss. Didn't have a problem when it was Sammy, Dean thinks, feeling sore.
"Go with it, man. It must be believable. Otherwise, the ghost will ignore us," Dean says, and Castiel complies.
Dean wouldn't have thought Castiel to be such a good kisser. This isn't a pizza man kiss. This one is passionate yet gentle. Castiel's hand ends up in Dean's short hair, and the hunter grabs the lapel of the angel's trench coat. It feels really, really nice, Dean has to admit. Better than he had imagined over the last years.
No, Dean hasn't lied. He isn't gay. Technically, his little brother and the multidimensional wavelength brushing his tongue through Dean's mouth with celestial intent aren't either. But hey, 'umbrella term' and all that stuff Charlie has taught him.
What a bad idea it was to kiss his best friend slash secret crush only registers when Dean hears Sam curse and a crowbar flies over their heads, right through the ghost that was about to attack them.
"Could've killed us with that thing!" Dean shouts.
"Thank me later." Sam grins. "Come on, it was the blonde. Let's get her salt'n'burnt."
Dean gets up from the bench, Castiel's hand still in his own. The angel doesn't move, a rapturous look adorning his face. "Come on, Cass. Before she returns."
Castiel blinks himself out of his daze.
***
They watch the bones go up in flames together. Castiel touches Dean's cheek and heals the cut that the ghost left there in a last attempt to keep him from bringing her haunting to an end.
"One less homophobic soul in this world," Sam says.
"I'll drink to that," Dean replies.
Sam smirks at him. "Better kiss to that. I'll get my own room," he says.
Dean blushes crimson, the red even visible in the firelight. "What is that supposed to mean?"
Sam shakes his head. "Only that there is a reason why it worked on you and not on Cass and me."
Castiel pierces him with his gaze, but stays silent.
Sam huffs a laugh. "You two are idiots! Can't you see that the ghost only attacked people who were truly in love?" He shakes his head and wanders off in the direction of their motel, not far away from the cemetery.
Dean looks at Castiel with shock-widened eyes. "I'm not—"
Castiel grins at him. "That's a shame. Because I am."
"Son of a bitch!" Dean presses out, and just like that, they are kissing again, in the middle of nowhere in front of an open grave. Who says romance is dead?
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Can you do headcanons of any Riddler getting cared for and gentle kisses from reader after getting beat up? He needs some loves.
SO I MAY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT MY ULTIMATE FANTASY IS TO GIVE RIDDLER A HUG WITH BACKRUBS AS HE TELLS ME ABOUT HIS DAY AND I STAND BY THAT WHOLE-HEARTEDLY .
i freaking love this stuff so im going to do all of them mwahahah
post asswoop riddlers getting loves
Arkham riddler
He’s VERY quiet, which knowing him and his inability to stop talking, is bad news.
I paint arkham riddler as a cry baby and i stand by that. this is the hill i will die on. He’ll have dragged his sorry ass into your apartment or house , dripping blood on your floors but he wont bother calling for you. he’ll just sit at the table with his head in his hands having a lil pity party until you find him.
when you do finally get home, he’ll be looking like a kicked puppy. he’s gotten stuck in his own head, mentally beating himself up even more. he got a fright when you came in because he was so caught up he didn't even hear you at the door.
He’s literally sits there like a child with his arms up for you to come scoop him up. he’s not even sure why his first thought after getting beat up was to come here, he’s probably lead the cops here or something and that was so stupid and- you should probably give him a lil soft smooch on the head to stop him before he goes into a spiral.
he needs more emotional and mental care than physical. Talk to him while you're patching him up. any topic, it doesn't matter just keep him focused on your voice and not the one in his head calling him dumb.
he wont admit he wants to be held and coddled after something like this. get your softest blankie and 2 mugs of coco with marshmallows and just ramble at him. tell him about your day or ask him to explain something boring and complicated so he’s focusing on that rather than how upset he is. let him sit on your lap or between your legs on the sofa and watch how its made or mythbusters or something until he falls asleep. he should be ok again in the morning, he doesnt stay down for long.
Blacklight Riddler
He’s used to getting his ass kicked, either by batman, the other rogues or once he’s a PI, by unhappy clients and the people he put away. He might be tiny but he’s pretty tough.
even if he’s really hurting, his probably trying to crack jokes and tell blood and bruise related riddles. He doesn't like to see you worry so even if he’s in a lot of pain or a bit upset about things, he’s trying to make you smile.
he likes kisses on his bruises. even if he just banged his hand on the table he’ll come to you because he wants you to kiss it better.
He’s a decent fighter, unlike a lot of riddlers who couldnt fight their way out of a paper bag. He can throw punches but he lacks in defence and with his bad knee, dodging can be a little hard. even if he wins the fight he’s still likely to need you to patch him up.
He likes kids plasters. like hello kitty and spongebob. no im not joking, he ALWAYS wanted them when he was little and his parents always said no. now he’s an adult he’s going to use them whenever he damn well pleases.
if it was a particularly bad one, he’ll be ok in the moment even if he has to go to hospital. But he’s going to drop the facade at some point and let you see how upset he is. winding up in hospital after being beat was a common occurrence in childhood. even after doing it time and time again as an adult it doesn't make it any easier on him. he’ll want to stay in your bed, be close to you for few days until either he starts to heal or something snaps him out of his funk.
BTAS Riddler
he really prefers other people to do the fighting for him. well physically anyway. he can handle his own arguments...most of the time. He’s going to need you to nurse a bruised ego more than anything. he probably got dunked on my batman or crane and now he’s huffing.
i don't know if this counts as care and kisses but he clearly needs you around to keep his sorry ass alive. he hurt his side in a fight once and said he wasn't hurt. believable... until he started to act a little confused, a little dizzy. needless to say it worried you enough to take him to emergency care.
He was obviously in agony by now but he was still fighting with you the entire drive there, insulting you and insisting he was fine. its a good job you took him when he did, turns out he’d ruptured his spleen and would probably be dead if you weren’t around to act like his common sense.
he still hasnt apologised for that. or any of the other times you insisted on medical care to stop him from pushing up daisies. he just pretends like you know he’s grateful so he doenst have to admit he’s bullheaded, stubborn and worst of all, wrong.
if he has been seriously hurt, he acts more indignant about it than anything. he wants to be waited on and pampered while resting in bed. he can be a genuine pain to deal with, talking about how lucky you are to see him in such a vulnerable state and how you should be grateful he’s letting you do this for him.
He doesn't want to admit how much he actually needs you. his goons wont put up with him when he’s like this and he’s freaking paying them to do it. you do it for free and no matter how annoying he is you havent left him yet. he doesn't tell you but youve noticed he starts getting you more gifts about a week after he’s recovered. like its taken him a day or two to work out he should probably thank you for all you do.
Original Riddler
this riddler is just weird. like he gets a freaking hang nail and he pretends like he’s dying. but he could nearly lose a limb and he’ll say “tis but a scratch” and still try to hobble about like nothing is wrong.
actually he’s more like olaf “oh look i've been impaled.”. he probably tries to laugh off life threatening injuries like its nothing, taking maybe 3 steps before he collapses on his face in a blood puddle and lets out a tiny “help”
good luck moving his tall lanky ass around. better get a gurney and maybe those vets at the zoo who deal with giraffes. seriously if you want to take care of him you are going to need help or some sort of action plan and a go bag because with his limp butt this will not be easy.
he’s kinda like BTAS riddler in that he needs you to tell him the injury is serious. hes not dumb he just has a high pain threshold and genuinely doesn't realise that injuries are as bad as they are.
he can be a bit of a baby while being patched up. he doesn't like a lot of blood or gore, it makes him feel a little sicky. better give him your phone to play with like a kid at the doctors or put the tv on for him to watch while you bandage him. word of warning, he will pass out or throw up if you try to give him stitches.
i think you should focus your love and attention on him AFTER medical care. just focus on the job, be silent and as fast as possible to get it over with quickly. you should probably bring him something sweet too. no not just you, although you are sweet for looking after him. give him something sugary because he’s going to be light headed after seeing any blood. maybe you could give him a lolly for being a good patient.
Telltale riddler
this riddler is essentially a metahuman. he can REALLY take a beating and bounce back fairly quickly. just look how many times batman punched him in the face and it barely stunned him! he doesnt usually need patched up after a fight. maybe just a lil smooch and some hugs
he did really need your help after the whole pact thing. having his friends abandon him hurt like hell, more than any physical injury ever could.
after that, he clings to you. almost obsessively so; we know he’s got some serious mental illnesses but he usually has the worst of it under control, even without meds. now? it seems like he’s experiencing ptsd and is afraid to go anywhere without you, like you might up and disappear if you arent in his line of sight at all times.
i think this riddler might need the most intense care from you. hugs and gentle reassurance wont be enough. you’re going to be responsible for taking him to therapy, keeping him taking his meds and grounding him to reality. this is the kind of responsibility you took on when you got involved with him but i doubt you realised how hard it would be. i cant promise it will all be worth it but i can promise he wont ever forget your kindness.
the kind of care he needs after such a hard knocking down is just stability. im not one for romance or any mushy gushy stuff but please just pour your love into the cracks in this poor mans soul.
its hard going, but he has his moments. his gallows sense of humor is still there and hey, after him being in and out and gone for so long, it might be nice to have him around more.
Zero year riddler
INSUFFERABLE LITTLE SHIT THIS ONE. he could LITERALLY be bleeding out in your arms and he’d STILL be backseat driving on your medical skills. the temptation to just leave him there to bleed is INCREDIBLE.
he’ll drop the act eventually. he’ll ask and maybe even beg for your help. man has no shame and all the self preservation instincts of a lemming. dont get me wrong, he can be a total coward some times, only looking out for himself . but when he’s actually hurt ? not a fuckin clue. does this head wound need an ice pack or heat pack? is this spurring blood wound worthy of medical care? no idea. he was a very sheltered child who never got so much as a bruise so he has no idea what to do when he’s hurt.
he gets the everloving shit kicked out of him on a clockwork basis. like you could hear knocking on your door at 3 am and already be at the table with a first aid kit like oh its tuesday riddler must have broken his nose.
he takes entirely too much joy in making you patch him up. youre starting to wonder if he’s doing it on purpose just to see you in your little apron and latex gloves . he’s getting off on this and you know it but god help you, you just cant resist his dumb face asking for your help and would you also wear this pink nurses outfit while youre at it?
one time he lost a LOT of blood. he would be fine but he was pretty damn loopy from lightheadedness. while you were trying to get him into bed to rest he started flirting with you. can you believe the audacity? he’s lost 3 pints of blood and he’s still more focus on his libido?
he’s actually going to be both humble and grateful for your help when he finally comes round. dont get me wrong, he’s still a bit of a prick but at least he says thank you for saving him before he demands you kiss all his booboos and ouchies.
nonnie i am having a stroke. i was trying SO hard to just pick one but i COULDNT because i am WEAK for hurt and comfort.
theres a reason i have a tag that literally says “i have naughty hands and no self control”
someone needs to stage an intervention
got something you wana talk about? send me an ask or a dm! im always game to talk about our favorite curious menace 💚💜
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Fluff Alphabet- Asmodues
Full Alphabet (because I’m weak)
A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)
Your personality! Asmo adores everything about you, but your personality is what truly draws him in. You fascinate him. You aren’t like the demons or witches who only show interest in him for pacts or for sex. You genuinely love him. And he finds it curious. The little facets of your personality draw him in, he finds himself learning new things about you every single day you’re together. In turn, he learns new things about himself, too.
B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)
Ask me what ISN’T his favorite part, it’s a harder question. He encapsulates love for you, he loves your whole body. If he has to pick something, he would choose your eyes. They truly are the windows to the soul. Your beautiful soul (I beg you, listen to the song Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney). Your eyes have so much light and life, they reflect your feelings so well. They’re something he finds himself getting lost in.
C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)
Asmo can be a real cuddle bug. He likes holding you and being held. He’s only like this if he’s actually in a committed relationship with someone. His ideal way to cuddle is you both laying face to face, your leg draped over his hip and one of his legs between yours. His arm is draped over your waist, fingers able to trace against your back. He can see your stunning face and give you kisses and watch as you fall asleep. And think every day how lucky he is.
D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)
Shopping dates! Asmo likes to make full days out of your dates. A date with him includes shopping to both your favorite stores, eating at a cafe for a nice break, more shopping if you’re feeling up to it. Getting massages or manicures together. He likes wrapping things up at home, though, with a nice bubble bath together after you put your things down. It’s dimly lit, smells soft and floral, and the hot water is relaxing for your muscles. His perfect way to end an ideal date.
E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)
He has to learn to be open with certain emotions. He’s been treated like his sin for so long that sex and flirting is how he knows to communicate. But he has so much to express, he just isn’t given the chance to. In a relationship with you, he learns other ways of expression that he likes. He loves to give you gifts. He loves sitting in the same room, not even doing anything together. He becomes very open with outright telling you how he feels about things because he doesn’t want to keep you guessing. If he needs comfort, he asks for it. If he is happy, he shows it.
F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)
I’m not sure if Asmo is really a kid person. That’s not to say he dislikes kids, I don’t think he really wants them for himself. He can’t see himself as a dad. He prefers the freedom of not having children. But he does want to marry you. He wants you to be his. If he does change his mind about children, he would express it to you outright. If he changes his mind, it would be quite a few years into your relationship. I do think he’d love kid’s clothing and baby clothes.
“Look at how small and cute they are!”
He’d actually be a really good father if he decides he wants children with you. But that’s for the distant future to decide.
G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)
Asmo gives you gifts constantly.
“Oh, my darling star, I saw this in the shop and thought of you!”
He will do this a lot. He sees things that make him think of you or that he thinks you will like and buys them to give to you. His two love languages are gifts and touch. You will just get presents regularly. He does enjoy getting gifts, too! He is always thankful and appreciative.
“Why, of course you bought me a gift. I am the dazzling Asmodeus after all~!”
H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)
He didn’t think he liked holding hands much until you. He thought it felt sweaty and gross. And then you two held hands for the first time while shopping. You weren’t even dating at the time. His heart skipped and he knew he was done for. Now, he takes any chance he can to hold your hand. He likes to swing your hands, too. It’s childish and cute, very playful.
I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)
Asmo himself has enough self control that he would never hurt you. He’s like Mammon in that he would not even use his demon form against you, ever. But if he did accidentally hurt you, this demon boy would feel so horrible.
If another demon hurt you, he would use his power to force them to leave before taking care of you. He is protective of his sweet honey. You will be catered to until you are healed again.
If you get hurt because you’re clumsy, he’ll laugh as he helps you up. He’s clearly checking you over for serious injury and taking you to get cleaned up if needed. He reminds himself to catch you next time you trip or stop you from running into things.
J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)
His jokes are usually about himself. He loves himself, he is a king of self love after all. I think he plays up being a “narcissist” and uses it for joke material. I personally hate the whole “Asmo is a narcissist” thing because that isn’t what a narcissistic personality is. Loving oneself like he does is vanity but not narcissism and we need to stop calling vain people narcissists.
Anyway!
He does like to pull pranks on and with you. You two can get engaged in prank wars a lot. Usually little things. Never, ever, mess with Asmo’s products though. If you do something that temporarily dyes his hair, he will come at you full force with his next prank. Don’t fucking do it.
K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)
He loves kisses! All the smooches for Asmodeus! But he has a fondness for kissing your neck. Maybe the thought of marking your neck makes it more appealing. Maybe it’s the fact that the throat has a pulse point that he can feel under his lips. He just loves trailing kisses up the column of your neck and to your jaw and lips. His kisses get real sensual real fast. Not necessarily sexual.
L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)
Physical affection and gift giving! As stated before, these are his primary love languages. Holding your hand or linking arms or hugs or cuddles. He loves touch. He craves physical affection and giving it to you is one way he shows his love. Giving you gifts is the other. It shows how often you are on his mind, how much he thinks of you when he’s doing things.
M = Memory (favorite memory together?)
That first time you ever held his hand. You two weren’t dating at the time. You were out shopping and got excited. It was crowded, though, and you didn’t want to get separated from him. You grabbed his hand, fingers linking together to strengthen the hold, and it was like his heart stopped beating for a moment. Everything seemed to slow down. That was when he knew he was in love. No one’s touch had ever made him feel like that before. He has photobooth pictures from that day in his wallet.
N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)
His worst fear is that you will tell him that you’ve been using him for sex the entire time. That you don’t really love him. He doesn’t want to be reduced down to his sin by you. You, the person he loves so much. The person who proved that he was more than his sin. If you came out with that, he doesn’t know what he would do with himself. He’s expressed this fear openly to you, to which he needed to be held because he was beginning to cry while telling you. Reassure him that your love goes far beyond sex. Please, don’t just be using him. He’s far more fragile than one might think.
O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)
He is very particular about matching colors. With everything. If things don’t match, Asmo will not be happy. Even coordinating outfits with you is important. He doesn’t want to wear colors that clash with what you’re wearing. It’s important for things to look good together. That includes you two as a couple.
P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)
Oh he has a whole fucking list of pet names. He rotates through them routinely, it never gets boring. Sweetie, sweetheart, my dove, my darling, honey, my sweet honey, darling star. sunshine, starlight, darling love, love. It never gets old with Asmo. He loves cute pet names. Please call him by pet names, too. He doesn’t use babe or baby because he feels they’re overused.
Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)
Asmo, while he loves going on dates, enjoys just being in a room with you. You can be doing your own thing while he reads a magazine or paints his nails or scrolls through Devilgram. He doesn’t care what either of you are doing, so long as you are together. You don’t even need to talk. He likes having you in the room. But please, let him paint your nails. He will die if he gets to match your nails with his.
R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)
Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney and I will die on this hill
S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)
Asmo doesn’t keep secrets from you. He doesn’t see much need to. He’s pretty much an open book.
T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)
Once he realized he was in love with you, not too long. He slowly pushed his boundaries with you to gauge reactions for the next few weeks before making a very romantic and heartfelt confession to you.
U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)
He tries to find out why you’re upset. He wants to help you. If you let him, he’ll give you a full body massage to help you feel better. He’ll run you a bath and let you soak, sitting by the bathtub if you ask. He will do anything he can to help you feel better. And he’s a great listener for when you’re ready to talk.
V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)
Oh, Asmo will show you off all the time. He loves getting to flaunt the fact that he has the most perfect partner. If you don’t like being shown off, he will tone it down. But he’s proud of you. Proud to be with you.
W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)
Asmo isn’t a fan of the idea of you being in serious fights. Especially with demons. He would fight for you in that case. If it’s a little cat fight, he is totally the boyfriend that would yell “kick her ass, sweetheart!” and hold your stuff for you while cheering you on.
X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)
I feel like emotions are very connected to his sin. He can read you better than anyone. He can tell when pushing things is a bad idea and will leave it be. He can tell when you need space or need to get out of a situation.
Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)
Asmo would have to make something of it. It needs to be perfect and romantic. But very much a private affair. He doesn’t want to put you on the spot in public, he thinks that’s tacky and crude. He would beg to be able to propose to you in the human world. You go to Japan when the cherry blossoms are in full bloom, The area is secluded, no one is around. There are cherry blossom petals dancing in the breeze when he kneels down and pulls out the ring to ask you. He even had Satan’s help writing his proposal like a poem. All for you.
Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)
He feels calm when doing self care routines with you. Sometimes you just need to sit back, relax, and put on a face mask. It’s even more relaxing to do it with someone you care about. It doesn’t have to be a quiet kind of relaxing for him. He feels calm when getting to sit back and giggle with you, showing each other pictures you find while waiting on your masks to dry.
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Baby, I... — drabble 01
— pairing: dad!Taehyung x reader
— genre: “Baby, I” universe, domestic fluff
— rating: sfw, pg13
— word count: 809
— warnings: very cute baby, dad!Taehyung ready to steal hearts, a lot of love, this healed my soul, suggestions of sex but no description, just insinuation
— A/N: I’ve been stuck with writing lately, but this idea came to mind and I’m actually happy with how it turned out. This is unedited but,, it should be fine.
Baby, I... | masterlist
“How’s the baby?” Taehyung asked when he removed his dress shirt and walked to the closet, retrieving a comfortable cotton shirt. You watched him as he did, sitting on the bed cross legged and hands on your daughter's tummy.
“Oh, I’m fine. It was an exhausting day full of temper tantrums and crying on both sides, but I finally got Chun-ja to be happy and quiet.” She turned around on her belly, grabbing for a toy that laid just behind her.
“I actually meant the real baby, but I’m glad to hear that you’re fine as well, my love.” He chuckled while he was walking towards you, still shirtless. “I’ll hop in the shower real quick and then I’ll look after her, alright?” He kissed your hair, that was all over the place from incessantly brushing loose strands back. You nodded, smiling at him and leaning your head up for a smooch.
He took his clothes with him and disappeared in the bathroom, shortly after the water was turned on. You smiled as you heard faintly how he sang, the voice drowned down under the flow of the shower.
“Think your daddy will cuddle us soon?” You whispered to Chun-ja. She looked at you with big eyes and an open mouth, taking her fingers in her mouth and making an “ah!” noise. You giggled at her, squishing her cheeks and taking her hand out of her mouth. You grabbed the pacifier from the small plastic chain that was attached to her onesie and held it in front of her, she grabbed it with joy and squealed.
She giggled cutely, as much as she could and turned back around on her tummy to attempt crawling. Paying attention to her and making sure she doesn’t get too close to the edge of the bed, you leaned back into the pillows. Soon enough the water turned off and in a span of only a few minutes, Taehyung appeared in the bedroom again.
“How did my girls cope without me?” He teased. You smiled at him rubbing his hair with a towel. He was wearing large pants that looked comfortable, a soft shirt and went barefoot, as expected. The perfect cuddle outfit, in your opinion.
“Very well,” you said, “in fact, I think I’m her favorite parent.” He gasped at this, looking at you with wide eyes and holding a hand to his chest, putting on his acting skills.
“My daughter turned against me? After I did everything for her?” The drama in his voice was almost authentic. “How can I make up for it, win her back?” He drawled, laying down on his stomach and grabbing his daughter. He sat her up and looked at her with big eyes, bottom lip trembling.
“Won’t you love me, Chun-ja? My love and offspring?” You almost spit as you laughed at him, holding your belly and laying back even more. Your baby squealed as Taehyung continued the scene, starting to kiss her cheeks and blowing raspberries on her tummy.
“You could cuddle us, I’m sure that’ll make up for it,” you suggested, smiling at him innocently. With a knowing look, he got up on his knees and laid down next to you with the bundle of joy and smiles. She laid between the both and grabbed the air above her, looking at her own hands and letting the well known baby laugh out.
“You look gorgeous, Y/N. I love you so much,” Taehyung said adoringly, so much passion in his eyes. It took you by surprise, you were dressed in a shirt with baby food stains on it and your hair started to get greasy at the roots, messy and uncombed. But with the way your boyfriend looked at you, all of that went to the back of your mind. You smiled, reaching over and paying attention to not squish Chun-ja.
“I love you too, dork. So much,” you hushed against his lips, pressing them against his and smiling into the kiss. He parted from you with a heavy breath, eyes much darker than they were before. Suddenly, he stood up and took your baby in his arms. “What are you doing?”
“If you think I’m not gonna have sex with my wonderful, gorgeous girlfriend right now, you’re very wrong!” He exclaimed, loud enough for you to hear him while he walked out but still obviously not too rough for Chun-ja’s ears. He put her to bed, this much was clear for you as you watched them through the baby monitor.
She was old enough for you to leave her in her room and she’s able to fall asleep quickly, once she’s tired. Which she definitely was, judging from how much she exhausted you today.
Taehyung appeared back into the door frame and took of his shirt. “Now let me love you right.”
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FanFic Writer’s Appreciation Day!
All MDZS (and one TGCF since I’ve just started reading it) with a songxiao focus because there will never be enough love where those two are concerned.
I actually don’t read a lot of fanfic, so this list is going to be quite short. But these fics have all really stood out for me and I’m excited to share them. Don’t forget to kudos and comment if you read them! Spread the love!
SONGXIAO
mercy more than life by Val Mora (valmora)
Passing through Arizona on his road trip, Zichen pulled over for a guy with a broken-down car by the side of the highway. Two weeks later, they sold the extra car.
(roadtrip/modern au set in usa. poignantly written and introspective)
Sonata for the bright moonlight and distant snow by baoshan (ravened)
Song Lan wanders. A-Qing speaks a broken tune. At the corners of the world, Xiao Xingchen’s soul crawls back from the brink.
(3-part series, post canon. this is the first songxiao fic i ever read and it has always stuck with me. the imagery and poetic prose is just flawless)
through the nights by myliobatis
At some point Xiao Xingchen musters the focus and energy to scrub off with a rag and the soft, grainy soap they can afford. It stirs Song Lan out of his contentment to stand, stretching his stiff legs, and set his armful of drowsy baby onto the middle of the bed.
“Let me wash your hair,” Song Lan says into the gentle quiet, and Xiao Xingchen tips his head back to smile.
(canon. disgustingly domestic and absolutely beautiful)
The Drownings of Jianli Village by fictionfinding
Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen investigate an unusual series of disappearances by the lake of a mountain village.
(canon. easily my favourite songxiao fic. focuses heavily on the plot rather than the relationship. reads like an actual book)
WANGXIAN
the recluse at the end of the moonlit path by b_ofdale
Wei Wuxian died twice.
Hundreds of years later, Wei Ying, a young artist in search of escape and inspiration comes to Gusu. There, he meets a mysterious recluse—a mysterious recluse who, unbeknownst to Wei Ying, has been waiting for him for a long, long time.
(reincarnation au. reads like a dream. heals the heart and feeds the soul)
MISC
a symbol to remind you that there’s more to see by paperminds
For as long as Jin Ling can remember, he has been immune to the majority of supernatural hauntings that plague the cultivation world.
Or: what if Jin Ling had received his first-month birthday gift.
(post canon. heartbreaking and heart-healing all at once. i am forever emo about jc)
HUALIAN
all of you (only you) by b_ofdale
After a short pause, Hua Cheng feels Xie Lian’s fingers slide to the back of his head and close around the knot; tugging lightly, but not untying it quite yet. Xie Lian’s eyes search his own, and Hua Cheng holds them solemnly; his decision is made, his permission given.
The eyepatch falls.
(*dubstep bass* ace ace ace ace ace ace ace. post canon smooches and ace xie lian aka good food)
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cozy days
happy valentines day!
i drew my babies holly and acke:)
speedpaint: https://youtu.be/Ue1DgRwpJ0w
also i wrote a story based on this drawing!
if you want to read it, click read more or read it on wattpad here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/258769207-cozy-days ♥
Since we started living together in our small house, Acke always made sure that I wake up in good humor every day. He promised me that he would help me beat all my demons. Whenever I had a worse day, he was there to comfort me. He always made sure I felt better.
This morning I didn't feel well. I was staring at the ceiling all night, couldn't close my eyes. I was scared. I didn't even know why. Sometimes you are scared without a solid reason, and surreal thoughts are covering your mind. When Acke asked me, what's wrong, I wasn't even able to speak. After a moment, he just shook his head and kissed my forehead.
"Rest today, give yourself a day-off, my sweet blueberry pie."
I nodded. Acke gave me a warm smile and gave me a few more smooches on my cheek.
He always made sure that every minute I spent with him made me feel loved. And he was always succeeding. Either it was by kissing my neck when we were making out or just telling me that he is proud of me because I cleaned up the bathroom all by myself.
I felt love and happiness in my life thanks to him. I've never realized how much I needed this in my life.
He hugged me tightly and told me to try to take a nap. I took a deep breath and put my face on his chest. His heartbeat made me feel calmer. I didn't even know when I fell asleep. Though, when I woke up, he was already out.
I wished he could stay, but people at our office were gossiping a lot whenever we both stayed at home. After all, I was still his boss and shouldn't give him days-off just because I am madly in love with him. Well, they were right, but sometimes I couldn't help my heart. I was usually forcing Acke to stay in bed with me, but he never really seemed to complain. It wasn't happening a lot anyway, just whenever it was really important.
It was hard for me to get out of bed. During days like these, I wished to do nothing at all. I wanted to lay in my cozy bed as long as Acke would be at work. On the other hand, I didn't want to waste my entire day. I knew it would also make Acke worry a lot. Apparently, not having the energy to go out of the bed wasn't normal. I was still new to the whole "self-care" thing and never really felt like doing things for myself, so for now, doing things for him was good enough for me.
I texted him that I got up. He almost immediately replied that he is proud and that he loves me.
I was thankful for him.
I took my notebook. I wanted to plan this day and spend it productive so he can be proud of me again. I smiled. I could imagine how he smiles when he hears that I planned the whole day by myself. I was feeling butterflies in my stomach again.
I took a warm shower, used the best shower creams, used conditioner on my hair, and put a lot of moisture on my skin. I even used some products for my face. I didn't have significant problems with my skin, but it just felt nice to wear all these masks. I felt like in a spa. I looked at the mirror.
I still didn't like what I see. My lips were shaking whenever I tried to smile to myself. It felt so hard.
I remembered what Acke was telling me.
"You need to look beautiful for yourself, not for me. I already know you are the prettiest woman that ever existed. It's time for you to acknowledge that."
Yet, I couldn't believe it. It felt like someone was telling me that the color black is white. It just felt surreal.
I opened my mouth to say that I love myself, that I love every part of my body, every scar, each finger, and a strand of hair. I bit my lip and closed my eyes.
Not today. I wasn't ready yet.
But I will be one day.
I got dressed in my casual but still comfortable clothes. Sometimes I didn't have the energy to even wore anything besides my pajamas but, I wanted to fight this urge every day. And I was getting better. Things that felt like a challenge months ago were easier now. I was slowly taking steps in my healing. Every time I did it, I was proud of myself.
Then I was writing it to my sisters and Acke so they can also be proud.
I was so happy they were by my side. I finally didn't feel alone.
I didn't know that sometimes you simply need to tell people how you feel. It felt so abstract to me. I was scared that they wouldn't understand my words and feelings and that I am just a psycho. But they understood every word I said. They helped me find peace in myself.
It's still hard for me to believe in myself, but at least I have people who do.
***
I loved cooking for Acke.
Acke couldn't prepare food at all. He often forgot about either adding important ingredients or about turning off the oven. Once, he wanted to do a surprise date for me. He was preparing one of the Anyposian traditional dishes, which are not that easy to cook. It ended up cleaning up the whole kitchen and ordering food from the restaurant. Though, thanks to that, he always enjoyed my food. He never complained, even if I added a little too much salt. If I wasn't proud of my food, he told me that he would probably burn it already. Whatever I did was tasty for him anyway.
I wanted to bake a cake. I rarely baked anything. We were usually just buying sweets whenever we wanted to eat something sweet. But today, I had an opportunity to surprise him.
I never really was in love before I started dating Acke. I didn't know how it is. I couldn't understand why people love loving. It wasn't logical at all. Why would you do something that might not reward you?
But love is not reserved for the brain but the heart.
I acknowledge that the little sparkle in the eye of your loved ones is the reward. That little smirk after hearing your stupid joke is what you get.
That was the best thing I could get.
Him being happy.
After I prepared the dinner, I started making a cake. I wanted to make it in time, so when Acke would finish eating dinner, I would put a plate of warm cake in front of him. However, he came back earlier.
I looked at him. He seemed to be a little tired.
"Hey, do you feel any better?" he said while unbuttoning his shirt.
I nodded. It was weird for Acke to come back so soon.
"I... I think I feel a little better."
"What were you doing?"
I described to him my whole day. I told him what book I read and what did I watch on TV. He always seemed to be interested. I was lucky to have such a good listener.
"Well, if this book is that good, I need to read it too." He said and gave me a warm smile. I smiled back while mixing the dough. He held my cheeks and gave a kiss on my forehead.
"So, why are you so early?"
He looked at me and opened his mouths a little. It felt like he couldn't find words. I raised my eyebrow and put the bowl aside.
We were staring at each other for a while. We were doing it pretty often. Either it was just for the sake of us admiring each other or us wanting to give another person space to think.
He was stroking my cheeks with his thumbs. His fingers were a little shaky.
"You know you are beautiful, right?"
I didn't know how to reply.
I know I am beautiful for you. I know I might be for everyone else. But not for me.
I couldn't reply. I didn't want to lie.
"I wanted to bake a cake as a surprise, but I guess it's not a surprise anymore..."
It was a pain for me to avoid some topics. I hated playing stupid. It felt as if I didn't know what he was talking about.
He took a deep breath and looked at the window. The last rays of sunshine were coming to our kitchen. Our neighbor's cat was observing kids who were playing.
I sighed and put the dinner on the table.
"Holly...just..."
I looked at him. He came to me and hugged me tightly. I glared at him, a little confused, and hugged him back.
"So...why did you come back early?"
Acke put his face on my chest.
"I was scared that you will leave me."
His breath was shaky. Mine got a little, too.
"How could you even think that way, honey? I love you with all my mind, body, soul, and heart. I would hate myself for eternity if I left you."
He didn't reply. He just held me as if I were going to disappear. I put my hand on his head. I was stroking his dark, soft hair. I could feel his heart beating fast as if he just ran a marathon.
"I know I worry too much. But I can't lose you, too."
Losing people I loved was the worst thing I have ever experienced.
When I was a child, I thought losing is about someone disappearing from your life suddenly and forever. That death is the only way I can lose people I love.
Acke lost his whole family.
When he became a soul, his parents, brother, and sister forgot about his existence. He watched his siblings die, yet the worst pain he felt was that he couldn't talk to his parents again like a son would.
Acke wanted to tell them that he is in a relationship with me, that he is working, that he is doing good. But he couldn't. His parents forgot about his existence.
He would prefer to know that he can't meet them anymore. But he could.
I tried to encourage Acke to meet his parents, but he didn't even want to hear about it. I didn't want to argue with him about it, so I don't talk about this.
At least not that often. Because I still believe Acke's parents would understand. They were some of the loveliest people I ever encountered. They would welcome him with open arms. They would be as proud of him as he is of me.
"You need to understand that you need to think about yourself too."
He sighed.
During my 27-year-old life, I learned a lot. When we think about others too much, we might forget about our problems. I didn't care about what I truly feel for definitely too long. I was thinking only about revenge on Eysha. I fell into the trap of constantly thinking about other people instead of focusing on my problems. When I was forgetting about taking care of myself, Acke was here to remind me that it's time to think about what I feel and what I need instead of blindly seeking revenge the whole time
Acke was the most supportive person I could ever meet. However, he was also the first one to forget about himself.
I wasn't the greatest friend, most of the time, but now I wanted to change it. I wanted not only to learn how to take care of myself. I wanted to know how to take care of other people.
"I want to stay quiet with you today."
I didn't bake the cake after all.
For the rest of the day, we sat on the couch and listened to his favorite music. We didn't talk. Acke just needed me, not my words.
He cried.
I was thankful that I have Acke. That he wasn't scared to show me who he truly is.
I loved spending with him all those cozy days.
thank you for reading what i wrote:) its my first time actually posting my writing so im kinda nervous haha
tell me if you liked it ♥ have a good day
#art#story#writing#romance#artists on tumblr#writers on tumblr#shipp#digital art#love story#valentines#love#soft#cozy#uwu#warm and cozy#couple
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📲 raelynn && landon
WHEN: january 29th / january 31st.
DESCRIPTION: landon texts rae after he wakes up in the hospital
TRIGGER WARNINGS: injury, car accident, hospitalization.
@davieslandon
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
literally just found out what happened idk if you're awake or not but i love you i'm so sorry this happened fuck
[...]
LANDON
hey
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
oh my god you're up
LANDON
yep unfortunately
everything hurts
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
god i've been so worried. i wanted to come see you but i figured i'd be more good to you once you were actually awake
LANDON
it’s okay, I wasn’t on my own
I’m never driving in the rain again
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
fuck no you're not
if this were any worse idk what i would've done.
LANDON
yeah I don’t feel great right now
but I know it could have been worse
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
lmk when you're ready for me to come see you and hold your hand baby
And let me know if you need me to take a shift taking care of Miss Elle. She's my best girl. Anything you need I've got you.
LANDON
thank you
roman is taking really good care of me
but I think that’s all going to make it worse in the end
Aaron’s taking care of her but I’m sure she would really love to see you
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
He's a good boy, that one. But I see why it could hurt
cool I love that lil nugget.
LANDON
he’s the best
but yeah
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
he was the one who told me. I just sat in the break room and stared at the wall.
I was so scared.
LANDON
I’m sorry, I know I scared a lot of people
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
You didn't mean to. Hush. Im not blaming you. Im just telling you you're that important. Id be so fucking aimless without you.
LANDON
you’re the best, I don’t know what I’d do without you
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
you wouldn't have an annoying bitch showing up at your door with snacks asking for smooches
LANDON
exactly, how could I survive without you to bring me snacks?
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
Exactly. And what the fresh hell would I do if I couldn't kiss ur cheeks? A nightmare. A NIGHTMARE, I say.
LANDON
I promise I’ll be more careful when I drive in the rain
if I ever drive again, I’m in so much pain I might consider giving it up altogether
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
Honestly I mostly walk everywhere
LANDON
it’s hard to do that when you’re so used to using your car
what with rushing to work every morning and school runs
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
go on walks with me
idk what your commute is like though, I live pretty close to throuple so all I have to do is walk a few blocks and then slide my heels on when I get in.
LANDON
it’s mostly just laziness let’s be honest
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
Ok maybe more than a few blocks. But I be managing.
im gonna have to start walking my Landon. Take you to the park. Get you socialized.
LANDON
that makes me sound like a dog
I’m offended
I don’t think there’s going to be much walking for me right now
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
you're my little puppy
also yeah no, you have to heal up first obvi.
LANDON
thanks? I think
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
absolutely a compliment. i hold no one in higher regard than my dog Lilly.
She should meet Elle, she's a gentle soul.
LANDONBOT01/30/2021
Elle would love that
you know how much she loves animals, I still can’t believe she let me convince me to get her a second dog for Christmas
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
I can. She has those giant eyes. Almost makes me feel maternal and I never feel that way for anyone but Lilly.
LANDON
I miss her
I promised to spend the whole weekend with her because I’ve been so busy with work
and instead I’m stuck here
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
I know this for a fact: she's just glad that you're okay.
that's all any of us care about.
you've got all the help in the world, elle will never want for attention.
LANDON
I know
sometimes I just need a little reminding
𝓇𝒶𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃𝓃
i love you so much sweetheart.
LANDON
love you too
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I would be remiss if I didn’t request anything for my beloved goon, Eddie ;3c Could I please request for him: Who brings the other lunch; takes care of the other on sick days; still cries watching Titanic; and who firmly believes in couples’ costumes? I love youuu ❤️ You Know Who Dis Bee
You Absolutely May Request These, You Dreadful Knave! I love you, too!
Who brings the other lunch?:
Eddie works a full-time job as a teacher; he doesn’t really have the luxury of being able to take his lunch break and go drive to where his wife is working and bring her lunch. He has to stay on campus and eat in his office or the teacher’s lounge, which really, truly stinks, in his humble opinion. That said, while Eddie can’t go bring his beloved bride lunch, he does provide for her in a different way: Eddie is the primary cook in the household.
Being something of a gourmet, Eddie has an affinity for the culinary arts and very much enjoys taking a few hours out of his weekend and evenings to prep lunches for himself and his wife.
It’s calming in a ritualistic sort of way: he’ll play music for himself and hum along as he dices vegetables and boils water, as he fries up this and sears off that, as he kneads and folds and tosses. He likes to have that time to make something nutritious and delicious for the one he loves; after all, what better way to show someone you love them than to provide them a meal made with love that fuels both their body and soul?
He’ll carefully package the lunch in cute little bento boxes or hand-decorated paper bags, and enjoys slipping in little love-notes and romantic scrawls for her to muse over when she has her midday meal. He likes to know she’s thinking of him as she eats, and likes to imagine them sharing the meal together, even though they’re far apart, sappy as that all may be.
Whenever she has the day off, though, Mrs. McCarthy likes to pop by Eddie’s office during his lunch break and bring him an extra treat, though he usually is so overjoyed to see her that he completely neglects to notice whatever she’s brought and spends the whole break doting on her and covering her in pecks and smooches (safely behind his locked office door).
Takes care of the other on sick days?:
It’s a pretty equal balance between them: they’re both loving, caring spouses who want to support their partner through sickness and health! Still, Eddie works at a high school-- a veritable hive of bacteria and germs-- and he ends up getting sick the most from students who pass their illnesses around like the collection plate on Sunday.
Because of this, Eddie has built a fairly solid immune system, but does end up catching something every now and then, so his wife has to take care of him when and where she can; if she’s able to, she likes to take the day off work and keep him company, watching his documentaries with him and stroking his sweaty hair, telling him everything will be just fine.
His favorite healing food is pho, so she’ll often run to pick that up for him, and watch him make his ridiculous health tonics of raw ginger and garlic with lemon juice and hot tea, mixed with these spices and those herbs, chugged down like Rocky’s raw eggs. She’s almost impressed until she smells his breath (but loves him anyway).
When she’s sick, Eddie has no qualms about nursing her back to health, doting on her all day. He’s quite affectionate and worries over her, fussing that she needs to take this-and-that remedy and procuring all kinds of vitamin supplements, cooking her up comforting meals like matzo ball soup and thai chicken noodle, often served with warm tea and cool sodas like Sprite or ginger ale.
He’s perfectly fine cuddling her when she’s sick-- he argues that no matter what, they live together, so if he’s going to catch what she has, he might as well catch it doing what he loves-- and will kiss her brow sweetly, not at all bothered by its sweaty dampness. He’s not off-put by her pallor nor her exhaustion, but saddened by it; he hates seeing his baby put out and weakened like this, and would do anything to make her feel better.
He also spoils her rotten by going out and buying her treats like refreshing specialty drinks, small bags of candy, movies, or plushies: anything to brighten her spirits when she is so low!
Still cries watching Titanic?:
Honestly? Edster.
Eddie gets very emotional about the very real loss of all those lives on that terrible night in 1912, and while the romance itself isn’t all that affecting for him, the thought of all those people-- young and old, rich and poor-- whose lives were so tragically ended sends him weeping.
Plus, he’s a sucker for period costuming.
Who firmly believes in couples’ costumes?:
Eddie.
As mentioned before in my Halloween post, Eddie has an affinity for costumes that bring people together and require coordination and effort. He loves that he can tell a story with himself and his wife as the medium, the actors, the representatives! It’s fun to work on a project like that with someone you love, and fun to dress up as something that works because you’re together, you know?
It makes him prideful as can be to strut around town with his wife on his arm, her dressed as Giselle and he as Prince Edward (yes, he knows they don’t end up together in the movie. No, he doesn’t care. He spent months making her a big, floofy dress and himself a handsome suit with puffed sleeves and they look fantastic together). He feels joyful and giddy to see their work come to fruition, and to see how unrelentingly beautiful his wife is in everything she wears and every moment she spends with him; every costume is a new angle to view her from, a new arc to her to discover, and he’s happy to play in character with her all day long.
Plus, it’s nice to have and excuse to wear his deliriously detailed costuming work out in public and get some recognition for it. Can you blame him?
Thank you for asking!
Prompts come from this list!
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fic recs for each ship
i love every ship and read fics for each ship... so i made a masterlist of my favorite fics for every ship lol. also i apologize in advance because i read really long fics
yoonjin
Precisely When Somebody Shows You to the Ocean - 21k - M
The longer Yoongi hangs around the tank in the aquarium, the more he thinks that Seokjin is, in fact, a real mermaid.
“You’re really real,” he says, keeping his voice neutral. “You’re not acting, are you?”
Seokjin smiles, yet it’s the saddest Yoongi has seen him. “I am acting, though. I’m pretending to pretend to be a mermaid.”
(we love a chaotic but soft duo)
2seok
hashtag trashbag - 15k - T
Hoseok plays video games for a living. Also, he's gay. Like, so deep in the gay, dicks in his mouth kinda gay.
(this one is fucking hilarious. i love reading it)
namjin
cotton candies and sugar addicts - 6k - T
In a final, desperate attempt to get Seokjin to notice him, Namjoon dyes his hair pink. However, Seokjin avoids him more than ever and Namjoon doesn't know what he did wrong.
(namjoon is an angsty overgrown teen but it’s okay jin loves him anyways)
jinmin
The Golden Rule of Love Curses - 16k - G
A comprehensive list of things Seokjin expected when he took a job at the library:
a decent paycheck to mitigate his growing student loan debt
time to catch up on his reading
and by "reading" he means his DS. He's going to play video games.
admittedly this is bordering on ironic seeing as he's a librarian but a chef's life isn't all about food, so he figures a librarian can enjoy other pursuits.
his would be, though. If he was a chef, it would be all food, all the time.
An incomprehensive list of things Seokjin did not expect when he took a job at the library:
a talking seagull.
did he mention the talking seagull, because he feels like no one is properly panicking about a talking seagull?
oh, and also a wizard places him under a curse.
sorry, correction, a wizard places him under a spell. There is obviously a very significant difference, apologies Jimin. A spell is so much better than a curse.
(put the two sassiest members together and you get this)
taejin
i put the EEL in fEELings - 11k - T
"Average person expresses 3 genuine feelings a day" factoid actually just statistical error. Average person expresses 10 genuine feelings per day. Spiders Seokjin, who lives in a dorm and expresses -10,000 feelings each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
(Wherein Taehyung woos Seokjin with flowers, cooking, RJ heads, and a potato, and Seokjin... totally doesn't have a meltdown. Ever.)
(ao3 tag seokjin is bad at feelings but taehyung is a good boy)
jinkook
Fake Sugar - 87k - E
Hedge Fund wunderkind and Certified Awkward Gay Jungkook needs a sugar baby to show off at work, and Professional Competitive Eater and Objectively Beautiful Human Jin just wants to stop working shitty side-jobs. Fake Sugar Daddy AU. A trope and a half.
(this is so long but so funny but also so sad. love it. seokjin eats a lot)
yoonseok
could roses bloom - 5k - NR
Yoongi looks up and finds himself staring at a gorgeous stranger with dyed brown hair and dark circles under his eyes. He startles a bit and watches as this other man sets a glass of lukewarm water in front of him.
"In case you get thirsty," the man smiles and it's like a fragment from a dream.
(this one is kind of like a sickfic and i think that’s mainly why it’s my fav lmao)
namgi
what rhymes with pug me - 62k - T
namjoon and yoongi share a sweater (and also some feelings)
(JTOWEFWJFIWOEJF IF CUKING LOVE THIS FIC ITS MY FAVORITE AND I LOVE NAMGI OWJEFO)
yoonmin
You’re a Flame In My Heart - 29k - T
Yoongi is a permanently exhausted part-timer in a flower shop who hates flowers, and Jimin is a dancer that is allergic to pollen and needs a better boyfriend. Yoongi thinks Jimin might be his favorite flower, and he's biologically human, what the fuck.
(yoonmin often has yoongi as this cold, edgy guy. this fic accurately portrays them. also some soft, caring yoongi heals the soul)
taegi
my heart flutters from the sugar high - 5k - M
Yoongi and Taehyung sneak around together, cheating on their diets. The group? They've drawn different conclusions.
(also fucking hilarious. they’re oblivious)
yoonkook
let the light in - 65k - T
There is magic in the world, but for years Jungkook has shied away from his gift. (It's intrusive, unwelcome, dangerous.) Now, he's in New York City, battling loneliness and a college course he hates. Until on one particularly bad day, he turns down a side street in East Village and his life changes forever.
(you think you won’t cry but you will. you WILL.)
namseok
tadhana - 32k - E
The site was in English, and Namjoon really should've checked it over before Hoseok booked the room, but there's nothing to be done about it now.
They've got a ten day honeymoon package on a beautiful island, and they're going to make the most of it. Even if it means pretending they're newlyweds to win extra prizes from the resort.
(probs the least angsty fake dating au. i feel like this is the most accurate portrayal of them)
jihope
out of the blue and into my world, you could be the making of me - 23k - E
jimin and hoseok are spies who are deep undercover. everyone thinks they're happily married and at some point, the two just stopped pretending.
(wholesome soft husbands. also there are kittens, that’s important)
vope
Vortex of Death - 16k - M
Jung Hoseok is mortally afraid of roller-coasters and water-slides. He’s also fatally attracted to the boy who works as a lifeguard at the theme park’s greatest attraction: the Vortex of Death.
(hoseok gay panicking for 16k words)
hopekook
DOES/DOES NOT - 20k - G
Jeongguk thinks Hoseok likes him.
Hoseok thinks Jeongguk does not like him.
They are both wrong and get yelled at by Yoongi.
(character developement....chef’s kiss)
minjoon
of dogs & men - 20k - T
I work at a vet clinic and you work for the mafia. You started coming in to get patched up and threatened me to not to turn you into the police. Little do you know that I remember you as my high school crush, and you have no need to threaten me, because I'm still charmed by you
(an ACCURATE mafia au. mafias aren’t sexy and this depicts what it is actually like. namjoon isn’t too deep involved, just as a spoiler)
vmon
i see the sun in your ocean eyes - 14k - T
Taehyung is a selkie who wants to live in the human world; Namjoon is a boy who doesn't know how to. They figure it out together on an island off the coast of Jeju.
(this is soft and sad. good for rainy days)
namkook
bees, knees, and emotional crises - 20k - T
Jungkook and Namjoon meet at the weekly farmer's market where Namjoon sells honey that he makes himself, and Jungkook has a crush the size of Pangea and also cries about bees a few times because they're important, damn it
(bees. bees! BEES!)
vmin
we feel the same within our veins - 12k - T
the au where taehyung wakes up glowing, jimin is probably his soulmate, and everyone is reasonably concerned
(WE ALL KNOW VMIN ARE SOULMATES OKAY. OKAY??? THIS IS SOFT)
jikook
oh boy (will you awaken the hidden me?) - 6k - T
Jimin thinks he's lucid dreaming and kisses Jeongguk.
(shy jungkook is my aesthetic. they do some smooching)
taekook
Cinnamon Crisp - 21k - M
Jungkook needs his daily dose of cuddles and Taehyung likes to wear Jungkook's clothes. They don't care that alphas and omegas aren't supposed to be best friends.
(if you want non traditional/toxic abo fic... with soft taekook cuddles.... and soft warm fuzzy love...this is it)
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