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yu-huuuu · 2 years

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Sakura: "I heard someone got into a fight with a cat"

Y/N: "Who would fight with a cat?"

Sasuke: -scratched and bruised- "well, maybe that cat was being an idiot"

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lovelymoira · 3 years

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Sasusaku headcanons

Sasuke's the type of guy to literally get emotional about anything and everything. Like sakura will literally be standing around and he'll deadass be in tears like "omg??? Shes mine??? I've been through sm ugh"

Sakura is so smart so whenever sasuke just vaguely hints that he's upset she'll get it immediately and come up with a whole therapy plan for him and he's just like "i secretly planned this out <3"

Sakura will give everyone free therapy but herself #girlboss

Sasuke definitely cried when sarada was born.

Also sakura definitely tops him!

When they travel together, sasuke always likes to stop by towns because he knows sakura is a people person and just to let her recharge and stuff.

Sasuke's always smirking when saku is fighting like I rmbr in the manga he was full on evil smiling like "that's my girl" when sakura activated her seal during the war arc but he's like this all the time now and definitely more prominent lmfaoo.

He has apologized to her sm times like he still feels guilty for everything he put her through and its wholesome and sad.

Sasuke and his brainwashed ass doesn't enjoy coming to konoha here.

Sakura and sasuke tell each other EVERYTHING and when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING. They've gotten so comfortable with each other to the point where even sasuke will readily talk about his emotions. Only with her though, only with her.

Sakura adopted a cat once for sasuke, might I add she's also a cat person so she actually did it for herself; but she continues to tell sasuke she brought it for him and he thought it was the sweetest thing ever. (He still doesn't know the truth <3)

Sasuke refused to play cards with sakura at one point because she would literally always beat him and she could tell when he was cheating so he just gave up, as he should though.

Sakura has a temper, but not around sasuke, most of the time. So when she does yell sasuke feels like his whole world is torn apart and he gets so ANGSTY about it. Its so funny. My bb.

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ur-local-remy-kinnie · 10 months

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yaaay more incorrect quotes :3

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astaroth1357 · 3 months

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How to Social:

*MC and the brothers are in the HoL dining room for breakfast. MC has only known the boys for two days now, so they're still a fly on the wall to most of their interactions. Incidentally, they're sat across from Leviathan today, watching him fiddle on his phone...*

*in its Ruri-chan case*

*with a Ruri-chan charm*

*wearing a Ruri-chan shirt*

*and watching a comfort episode of The Magical Ruri Hana: Demon Girl*

MC [In Their Head]: Okay so. I need to break the ice.

MC: I read the plot summary of the Ruri Hana anime on the wiki last night so I understand the premise...

MC: I know the names of a few characters and the basic plot structure of the episodes...

MC: I should try to talk to him about it now.

MC: ... But what about that whole controversy over the dub and the sub versions? The forums said that they're practically different shows! How do I know which one he saw? What if I get it wrong??

MC: Maybe I should do more research...

MC: NO! I want him to introduce the show to me properly! I don’t want to come off like I know more than he does...

MC: But what if I say something wrong and it totally pisses him off?? He may never talk to me again!!

MC: DAMMIT HOW DO I TALK TO THIS MAN?!?

*and then, much to MC's dismay, Levi finishes his buffo eggs and juice then gets up to leave the table. Not a word exchanged between them all breakfast*

MC: ... *sigh*

MC: There’s always tomorrow....

#shout out to the girl #who wears nothing but Cardcaptor Sakura shirts #and covers everything in Cardcaptor Sakura stickers #in my seminar classes #that i have been desperately trying to build the nerve to talk to #for the past three weeks #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me leviathan #socially anxious mc #obey me incorrect quotes #neurodivergent mc

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fatestaynighttextposts · 22 days

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#fate #fate/stay night #fsn #fate/hollow ataraxia #visual novel #f/sn #text post #incorrect quotes #sakura matou

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danganronpa-textposts · 7 months

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while reblogging the bee sting list to this blog was an accident, in hindsight, the more people who see it the better because his choice of words are so funny to me

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queerryan · 4 months

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Jason: is that a sailor moon shirt?

Tim: yeah Bernard likes it so I give it a chance and now I'm a fan too.

Jason: *laughs*

Tim: what's so funny?

Jason: ain't that like a little girl's anime?

*Enters Alfred, who was hearing the whole conversation*

Alfred: excuse me Master Todd, I finished washing your Sakura card Captor's sweatpants. Should I give you now personally or send to your house by mail?

Tim smiling: Sakura card Captors?

Jason: SHUT UP.

Tim: no, no, I won't judge, I'm thinking about watching this one too.

Jason: *argh* just don't watch the American version, they cut a lot of things for no reason.

#dc #dc comics #batman #robin #red hood #Jason todd #tim drake #alfred pennyworth #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #sakura card captor #sailor moon

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forumjutsu · 2 months

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Sakura: Sensei? Are you OK?

Kakashi *lying face down on the grass*: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've just momentarily lost my willing to live.

Kakashi: It'll go away in a minute

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cherrycrisp · 30 days

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Sasuke: You're giving me a sticker? Sakura: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying me-wow! Sasuke: I'm not a preschooler Naruto: I'll take it- Sasuke: I earned this, back off!

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eafee-drawsstuff · 1 month

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#persona 5 #Akira kurusu #Futaba sakura #Sojiro sakura #Morgana #P5 #Incorrect quotes #P5 incorrect quotes

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im-still-watching-anime · 1 month

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kakashi: everything will be okay so long as we’re all together :)

sasuke: i’m leaving the team

kakashi: :)

sakura: i have to leave to train with tsunade

kakashi: :)

naruto: i’m leaving the village to train with jiraiya

kakashi: :)

kakashi: haha things are not okay!!

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #naruto team 7 #hatake kakashi #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #haruno sakura #i love how sasuke leaves and team seven is just like #welp :/ none of us can be together ig #cant hang out with an incomplete squad👊😔

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incorrectkakagaiquotes · 1 month

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Kakashi: For once in my life I want to get up without experiencing the seven stages of grief. Sakura: There are only five stages??? Gai: We're here for y- Naruto: What're the extra two stages? Kakashi: Denial 2 and Astral Projection.

#kakagai #kakashi hatake #maito gai #might guy #kakashi #sakura haruno #naruto uzumaki #naruto #incorrect quotes

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incorrectpmmmquotes · 10 months

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