Kyoko: *clicks pen*
Makoto: *clicks pen in response*
Junko: Stop that.
Makoto: Stop what?
Junko: You're talking about me in Morse code!
Kyoko: Yes, that's what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!
Makoto, to Yasuhiro: That's actually exactly what we were doing.
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(3 sets of 2 photos, all with the same joke)
Aoi, about Makoto: you're gay?
Aoi, about Byakuya: and for that?
Kazuichi, about Hajime: you're gay?
Kazuichi, about Nagito: and for that?
Kaito, about Shuichi: you're gay?
Kaito, about Kokichi: and for that?
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Random Incorrect Danganronpa Quotes
Mikan: I-If you eat 40,000 b-bananas in 10 minutes, you would d-die of radiation p-poisoning.
Hiyoko: Ah, yes. The radiation would kill you.
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Nagito: How petty can you get?
Hajime: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Nagito: I just want someone to take me out
Hajime: like on a date or with a sniper gun
Nagito: surprise me
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Makoto: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
Sayaka: The final boss.
Chihiro: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
Hina: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
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Kazuichi: So that’s my plan.
Fuyuhiko : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Kazuichi: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Fuyuhiko : It fucking sucks.
Kazuichi: That’s not constructive criticism.
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Yasuhiro: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW !
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Hajime: What doesn’t kill me, better start running because now I’m pissed.
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Kokichi: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold a grudge, it’s "interesting" and "cool" but when I do it I’m "petty," and "needing to move on"
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Yasuhiro: Hey! Do you wanna hear a joke about a ghost?
Togami: No.
Yasuhiro: That’s the spirit!
Togami: Never speak to me in public again.
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