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lovelymoira · 3 years

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Sasusaku headcanons

Sasuke's the type of guy to literally get emotional about anything and everything. Like sakura will literally be standing around and he'll deadass be in tears like "omg??? Shes mine??? I've been through sm ugh"

Sakura is so smart so whenever sasuke just vaguely hints that he's upset she'll get it immediately and come up with a whole therapy plan for him and he's just like "i secretly planned this out <3"

Sakura will give everyone free therapy but herself #girlboss

Sasuke definitely cried when sarada was born.

Also sakura definitely tops him!

When they travel together, sasuke always likes to stop by towns because he knows sakura is a people person and just to let her recharge and stuff.

Sasuke's always smirking when saku is fighting like I rmbr in the manga he was full on evil smiling like "that's my girl" when sakura activated her seal during the war arc but he's like this all the time now and definitely more prominent lmfaoo.

He has apologized to her sm times like he still feels guilty for everything he put her through and its wholesome and sad.

Sasuke and his brainwashed ass doesn't enjoy coming to konoha here.

Sakura and sasuke tell each other EVERYTHING and when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING. They've gotten so comfortable with each other to the point where even sasuke will readily talk about his emotions. Only with her though, only with her.

Sakura adopted a cat once for sasuke, might I add she's also a cat person so she actually did it for herself; but she continues to tell sasuke she brought it for him and he thought it was the sweetest thing ever. (He still doesn't know the truth <3)

Sasuke refused to play cards with sakura at one point because she would literally always beat him and she could tell when he was cheating so he just gave up, as he should though.

Sakura has a temper, but not around sasuke, most of the time. So when she does yell sasuke feels like his whole world is torn apart and he gets so ANGSTY about it. Its so funny. My bb.

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loobs-ki · 2 years

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—some sasusaku headcanons for #ssm22!! 🌸🍅

➵ genin sasuke was always intrigued by sakuras hair color

➵ they both really like back hugs and neck kisses

➵they love cooking together

➵ they both enjoy reading-sometimes they read to each other

➵ when they moved in together, they avoided each other for a bit due to embarrassment

➵ sakura was shocked to find that sasuke loves to cuddle. he's touch-deprived asf lol

➵ sakura mumbles in her sleep. sasuke thinks it cute

➵ sasuke likes to lay on sakuras lap

➵ sakura would try to get sasuke to laugh and when he actually did, she fell in love all over again

➵ sakura likes to ruffle sasukes hair and play with his spikes

➵ they would go on double dates with ino and sai (just inosaku having fun while sasusai followed them lmao)

➵ sasuke HATES how famous sakura is amongst the men

➵ sasuke reads sakuras medical scrolls to understand her better

➵ they are rlly good with money

➵ sasuke is surprisingly good with kids. he and sakura would babysit inojin for saiino sometimes

➵ sakura loves how caring sasuke is with cats

➵ kakashi and naruto would stalk them when they were on dates. they would get pissed when they found them watching

➵ when they were genin, they bet on who naruto would end up with. sakura won the bet ofc-ssk bet he would be alone💀

➵ they hate orochimaru but are protective of mitsuki

➵ sasuke was an over protective worried sick father when sarada was younger

➵ sakuras laugh is sasukea favorite thing

➵ sarada has walked in on them before-she was too young to remember now

➵ sasuke finds sai and ino cringy for their PDA ☠️🙏🏻 sakura always smacks his arm when he makes remarks on them

➵ sasuke likes to brush sakuras hair

➵ they went on a ramen date with naruto and hinata

➵ they only argue when they feel like the other isn't taking care of themself

➵ sasukes fav color is green (sakuras eyes) but he will never admit it

➵ sakura likes to do skin care with sasuke

➵ sasuke is a gaanaru shipper and sakura is a naruhina lol

➵ they invite kakashi to dinner a lot

➵ sasuke cried when sarada was born

➵ sakura is the only person sasuke allows to take care of him

➵ sasuke said "i love you" for the first time when he thought sakura was asleep

➵ they both have nightmares a lot but take care of each other

➵ they love sleeping in

➵ they were stunned when they came back to the village after sarada was born and found out boruto existed (they had babies at the same time like wtf)

➵ ↑ sasuke also couldn't believe naruto is capable of sex ☠️

➵ they are the only ppl who can make fun of naruto. they dont tolerate naruto slander from others (except kakashi and sai)

➵ sasuke finds sai annoying but does still care about him as a member of t7 ofc. sakura vouches for sai a lot when ssk complains lol

➵ they visit granny chiyos grave a lot

➵ they married on their travels

➵ sasuke has quacked before as a joke. sakura cried laughing

damn i got carried away lmao. but that's the end :)

#sasusaku #pro sasusaku #ssm22 #ssmonth #ssm #sasusakumonth22 #sasusaku headcanons #naruto headcanons #naruto #sasuke uchiha #sakura uchiha #inosai #team 7 #gaanaru

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uchiha-family-for-the-winny · 1 year

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I headcanon that when "Shopping Day" comes around, Sakura and Sarada go all over the mall and Sasuke is the one following around, wishing they get done quickly.

Much to his dismay they always are far from done and he must carry EVERY single bag from the two.

By the end of the shopping, Sasuke is covered in a lot of shopping bags. He has only one hand, but since he is Sasuke Uchiha the very capable shinobi he can carry ALL of the bags.

"Sakura. Sarada... are you two done finally?"

"Yes we are, Sasuke-kun."

"Completely- Ah, Mama! Look at those earings, let's go give them a look!"

"Why, of course Sarada!"

"..."

Poor Sasuke just follows them around.

#sasusaku #sasuke uchiha #sakura uchiha #sarada uchiha #headcanons #sasusaku headcanons #sasusakusara

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punkeropercyjackson · 25 days

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Jason Todd.Also Megumi Fushiguro.Also Percy Jackson but by P*rcicos and gods fuckers specifically.Also Todoroki Shouto.Also Sasuke Uchiha.Also Ichigo Kurosaki.Also Hobie Brown.Also Marshall Lee Abadeer.Also Prince Zuko.Also Nicholas D. Wolfwood-Y'know you guys get it

(Oh woah,almost 400 notes and like almost 100 at least don't realize i'm insulting you and calling you basic pick mes.Well,thanks for liking and subscribing anyway ig)

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sasuke-naruto · 24 days

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tsignpro · 1 month

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The fact that the light novels said that Ino and Sakura would be soulmates if one of them were a man will always be funny to me.

#like4like #art #drawing #sakura haruno #comedy #sakura #naruto #sasusaku #ino yamanaka #inosaku #inoxsai #sai #sasuke #naruto headcanons #naruto fanart #ino x sakura #sakura x ino

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sasukeuchiha-24 · 23 days

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Este foi o verdadeiro plano de Itachi em sua luta contra Sasuke em Naruto Shippuden

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sasusakucoded · 4 months

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Headcanon per sscoded number (1 to 100):

Sasuke uses his sharingan to learn regular chores (e.g. back massage).

Sakura looks at the ring that Sasuke gave her whenever she misses him.

Sasuke likes to be bathed by Sakura.

Sasuke falls asleep instantly when he's with Sakura.

Sasuke doesn't want to die in a battle because it will make Sakura sad again.

Sakura once told Sasuke that he can touch him anywhere and anytime and he takes it literally.

Sasuke visits Itachi's grave whenever he has free time and updates him about his own family.

Sakura initiated their first kiss absentmindedly.

Sakura still admires Sasuke's face that she stares at it when they sleep.

Sasuke loves slurping Sakura's tits.

Sasuke will always talk about Sakura and Sarada's strengths.

Sasuke loves hugs and cuddles.

Sarada studies Sasuke's hobbies so they can spend time together doing them.

If Sasuke likes something, Sakura will still wear it even if it causes her discomfort.

Sasuke believes that Sarada would love kawaii tomato more instead of kawaii peanut.

Sakura makes bitter chocolates for Sasuke for Valentines Day because he dislikes sweets.

Sasuke pretends to be sick when he wants attention and Sakura is well aware that he's faking it but will still give in.

Sasuke, as a touch-deprived person, likes being touched by Sakura very much.

Sasuke doesn't say I love you to his girls directly but has a way of letting them know via letters.

Sakura was not good at cooking at first but promised herself to be better for Sasuke and their future family.

They practice taijutsu together, which always ends up in a steamy fight.

Sasuke tried many times to create a ring for Sakura but failed, so he was surprised when he made a perfect one on the spot.

Sasuke loves tongue kissing.

Sakura always gives the best part of food to Sasuke (including her favorites).

Sasuke will never sing or dance unless it's for his wife or daughter.

Sasuke marks a dimension if it's beautiful enough for his family to have a vacation.

Sakura buys books for Sasuke and puts notes or reminders in random pages.

Sasuke makes sentimental gifts from his travels for Sakura.

Sakura asked Sai to create a photo album for Sasuke's younger years because he didn't have many photos.

Sakura loves making Sasuke moan.

Sakura sends song lyrics (oftentimes her favorite at the moment) to Sasuke when he's traveling alone.

Sakura hates it when she gets sick but loves it at the same time because Sasuke takes care of her.

Sasuke asked Aoda to take care of Sakura (and their daughter eventually).

Sakura's infinite tsukuyomi dream is to be with Sasuke and have their own family while Sasuke's dream is to have his family back (technically they're both living their dream).

Sakura will do something for Sasuke even if she hates it (e.g. bringing a bag).

Sarada asks Sasuke to buy her things from his travels and he complies all the time.

When there's an event that Sakura or Sarada wants to attend, Sasuke makes it a point to go home for it.

Sasuke has low tolerance to alcohol but even Sakura can't tend to him when he's wasted because in his head, his wife (unaware that Sakura is the one taking care of him) will get jealous.

Sasuke personally thanks anyone who has helped Sarada (regardless if it's small or big favor).

Sasuke loves to tease his wife by sending cropped pictures.

Sasuke and Sakura like to have evening tea outside their house and talk about random stuff.

Sakura's birthday present to Sasuke is coitus, so a year after that, they have Sarada.

Sarada loves giving sentimental and well thought-out gifts to Sasuke.

Like a normal couple, Sakura would ask Sasuke silly questions and he would respond to her with sillier answers just to make her happy.

For the first time after a long time, someone takes care of Sasuke from his clothes to paperwork, which he's truly grateful for.

Sakura didn't want to assume that they're together officially because they had no label but to Sasuke they're already a couple when they traveled together.

The ninja ranking is a running joke in the Uchiha household because they have a jonin, chunin, and genin in the family.

Sakura was worried that their baby will take after her (i.e. no kekkei genkai) but Sasuke assured her that it's fine if ever that happens.

Sasuke doesn't like it when guys (like patients) give Sakura random gifts, so he destroys them and replaces them with the same kind that has a huge Uchiha crest.

When Sakura and Sarada go shopping, they find themselves buying more things for Sasuke.

Sakura had odd cravings during her pregnancy and Sasuke made/bought them regardless of the time.

Sakura makes the best bento (i.e. complete meal with all his faves) for Sasuke's travels.

Sasuke and Sakura's favorite sleeping positions are anything intimate or any position that touches the other person's body.

Sasuke and Sakura have tried many sex positions and enjoy learning new ones.

Sasuke didn't ask Sakura to come with him for his atonement journey for the 2nd time because he automatically assumed she's coming with him.

Sasuke likes doing husband and dad duties when he's home.

It was unclear to Sasuke what he was trying to achieve in his atonement journey at first until he realized that he needed to forgive himself. ||| Sasuke hates it when people downplays Sakura's abilities. [Yes there are two sscoded no 57 because I'm dumb]

Sasuke missed the fun when he was a kid because all he did was train, so Sakura and Sarada try their best to heal his inner child.

Sasuke sneaks food into Sakura's office when he feels she doesn't eat on time.

Sarada gets pranked by her parents every once in a while.

Sasuke is very clingy when he's alone with Sakura.

Sakura always compliments Sasuke and praises him to other people regardless if he's around or not.

Sasuke rarely compliments anyone but he's very generous with his commendations when it comes to Sakura.

Sakura wanted to be put under genjutsu (like what Itachi did to Izumi) when they get older but realized it's unfair for Sasuke to be left alone.

Even if he's a bit inhibited because of his left arm, Sasuke likes to build training equipment for Sarada.

Sasuke enjoys any form of bonding (e.g. listening to their stories, watching them sleep, etc) with his girls.

Sakura tries to be a wife and a mom as soon as she leaves the hospital but Sasuke assures her that it's okay to deal with whatever's bothering her (i.e. unfinished work) even if she's home.

Sasuke always finds his clothes full of pink hair (even the inner part because he invites Sakura into his cloak when she's cold).

When Sasuke and Sakura traveled together, he started getting hardons often when she got too close.

Sasuke was bothered that his wife's back hurt from carrying their baby all night and that Sarada cried like she was hurting, so he learned how to cradle her with one arm.

Sarada didn't know that every girl in the village liked her dad when he was young, so she's surprised whenever she sees women bother/flirt with him.

In his atonement journey, Sasuke realized that he has regrets when he left the village when Sakura tried to prevent him from going.

Sakura and Sarada do everyday things (e.g. peeling shrimp, cutting his steak, etc) that are difficult for Sasuke to do.

Sarada has seen her parents do the cliché sweet TV/drama moments of couples many times.

Sakura makes Sasuke use facial and body cream for his protection and wellness and Sasuke follows even if he hates sticky things.

No matter how many times Sarada has pranked Sasuke about the lipstick stain on his mouth, she still gets him and he would always try to wipe it away.

When Sasuke got back from his journey, he visited and stayed with Sakura for the night and nobody in the village knew.

Sasuke would do anything (like eating his most hated food, natto) to impress Sakura's parents.

Sarada thought that it's only her dad that had fangirls when he was young until she found out that Naruto, Rock Lee, and others had a crush on her mom too.

Sarada was with Sasuke when she had her first menstrual period and they both panicked.

Enemies don't take Sarada seriously because she's cute and looks nerdy until she uses the abilities she inherited from her parents.

Sakura plans trips for their family whenever her husband is available but Sasuke knows that she is very tired from work, so sometimes they just stay at home and cuddle.

Sasuke and Sakura have been caught doing the deed many times and Sasuke just erases the memory of whoever saw them.

Sakura would send random lyrics to Sasuke via a hawk whenever she misses him.

Sasuke wants to help with the grocery but he always ends up buying too many or too little of something.

Sasuke as a dad is very proud of Sarada's achievements but he keeps it to himself and celebrates silently.

Sasuke and Sakura found a way to communicate using codes.

Whenever people praise Sarada's skills, Sakura is quick to say it's because of her Uchiha blood but Sasuke thinks it's because she takes after Sakura.

Sasuke and Sarada bond over books.

Sasuke makes the simplest passwords which makes Sarada frustrated, only to find out her mom is the same.

Sakura rarely gets jealous but sometimes she does and when Sasuke feels it, he assures her that there's nothing to be jealous about.

Sarada couldn't imagine Sasuke being chatty with anyone including Sakura until she heard them talk about random things for hours.

Sasuke is awful at surprises because it's so obvious when he's taking notes about his girls' likes and wishes.

When Sasuke says, "you forgot something," Sakura assumes it's a kiss but usually it's something else.

Sasuke has seen Sakura's memory when he was away (i.e. her fight against Sasori, healing Kankuro, etc) using his sharingan and became prouder of her.

Sasuke wants to make it up to Sarada, so whenever she wants to spend time with him, he makes sure to cancel whatever previous plan he has.

Sasuke had separation anxiety when he had to leave his family and the only thing that kept him going is the letters he got from Sakura.

When Sasuke has a mission in a new location, he checks it out for any medical advancement to share info with his wife.

Sasuke will do any of Sarada's requests including the cringiest things (like singing).

Sasuke proposed many times and erased almost all of them from Sakura's memory because he wanted it to be perfect.

#sasusaku #sasusaku headcanon #ss headcanon #sscoded compilation #sscoded no 1 to 100

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