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wylanvnneck · 3 years

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Rating: G for Giganotosaurus

Summary: Based on a TFOTA headcanon which I posted on Tumblr about Cardan and Jude visiting the Mortal world and Cardan getting introduced to pick-up lines. That he uses. Frequently. Which, of course completely irritates Jude.

Originally posted on AO3 | Previous Chapter | Masterlist

Chapter 2

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The next morning Jude wakes to the late morning sunlight streaming through the window onto the bed where Cardan still slept. Quietly, so as not to disturb him, she untangles herself from his grasp and heads to the bathroom to freshen up, having fallen asleep in her traveling clothes from earlier in the morning.

Cardan is sitting up with a lazy grin curving his lips when she comes back, his eyes trained on her.

“Good morning, wife.”

“Husband,” she returns.

He looks around the room in the daylight and his expression turns thoughtful, dark eyes deepening. “Did you...think of me when you were here?” He asks her, sounding uncharacteristically cautious

She looks straight at his face, remembering the pain she’d been in during her first days here, all those months ago. She’d spent her first few days in exile moping around and not thinking about her treacherous husband. With a little help from Vivi and many tubs of mint and chocolate chip ice cream she’d finally gotten out of her pajamas and returned to her training routines, all the more vicious as she thought up ways to get her revenge on the High King of Faerie.

“I did. I used to stay up late into the night with Vivi once Oak was asleep and we would plot ways to kill you.”

Cardan smiles a wry smile at her admission, “I’d expect nothing less from you, my sweet nemesis.”

“I know you thought of me, you’ve told me about your letters.” Letters that she would never get to see, thanks to Lady Asha.

He shifts in the bed, tail swishing in the air. “I did. I thought of you incessantly. My anger at you over Balekin didn’t last long and soon I found myself wondering why you hadn’t returned yet. I worried that you’d found the Mortal world more pleasurable than Elfhame. That you preferred your life here. In my darkest moments I’d imagine you with another. I’d imagine never seeing you again.”

His voice is racked with pain and sincerity, the anguish he’d felt written clearly on his features. “So many times, I thought of coming here. To see you, even if just from a distance. But I couldn’t leave our Kingdom, I couldn’t forsake the duties you’d entrusted me with when you crowned me, even if you were meant to be by my side always. That throne that you’d worked so hard to save, I couldn’t risk leaving it when the threat of Madoc loomed so near. Jude, believe me when I say that my thoughts were always, always of you, my brave villain.”

His confession touches her very soul. She takes in the sight of him, broken and exposed and her heart quickens. The High King of Elfhame, her husband, who would only ever be this open and unguarded in front of her, his queen. She comes closer to him on the bed and bends down, stroking his messy black curls away from his face as she gently lowers her lips to his.

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They’ve arrived on a Saturday so Oak is scarfing down a bowl of sugary cereal when she and Cardan enter the kitchen. He looks up with excitement and rushes to give his sister a bear hug, squeezing her as tightly as his 8 year old hands can. “Jude you’re finally here, I missed you!”

She playfully ruffles his nut brown hair and squeezes him back, pulling away to give him a once over, “I missed you too, Oak.”

He goes to hug Cardan while Jude finally spots Heather, Vivi’s pink-haired girlfriend who was currently by the kitchen table, making her way over to say Hi. “Good to see you again, Jude. Vivi’s just popped off to grab some groceries. Hopefully she uses actual money this time,” she rolls her eyes, smiling.

“Nice to see you too, Heather,” Jude smiles in response.

Once they’re all sat around the dining room table and Cardan and Jude are equipped with their own bowls of cereal, the multi-coloured loops of which had captured Cardan’s initial fascination and Jude now watches out of the corner of her eye as he sits stirring his breakfast, entranced, as the colours slowly bleed into the milk, turning it slightly muddy. She finds him quite adorable with that expression on his face. Maybe even charming. Not that she’d ever say it out loud.

She tunes in to what Heather is saying at the moment, “So, what do you guys wanna do today?” She looks expectantly at them and Jude tries to think of an answer but is thankfully interrupted by her brother.

“Ooh ooh, can we go to the mall today? And have pizza for lunch?” he jumps in his seat.

“Tell me, what is a ‘maul’? And what type of a food is this, ‘Pizza’?” Cardan interjects. Oak slowly turns to him with a look of horror on his face.

“You’ve never had pizza??” He turns to Heather, “We have to have pizza, Heather, we have to.” He faces Cardan once again and starts telling him all about pizza and all the different toppings and which combos worked and which didn’t and how eating pineapple on pizza was an unforgivable sin.

Heather laughs a little as she looks at Jude, “Well, I guess we’re having pizza today.”

“I guess we are,” Jude laughs back, watching her little brother excitedly explaining mortal customs to her husband.

They head out to the nearest shopping mall once Vivi’s back and they travel by bus which leads to another shock for Cardan who is in awe at the fact that this metal box was able to move on it’s own. Truly, mortals did have some funny ideas, he’d remarked, astonished.

His eyes are locked on the view outside the whole time, taking in the concrete and cement, in stark contrast to the raw natural surroundings of Faerie. He is dressed in better fitting mortal clothes than last night which Vivi had gotten for him. A dark shirt and dark fitted jeans, with space for him to tuck his tail in. He glamours his face to appear more mortal, with rounded ears, accentuated by his usual gold studs and he is still inordinately attractive for a mortal and Jude knows he’ll be receiving lots of stares. Especially appreciative ones from girls. She is suddenly conscious of her concealed dagger.

Once they arrive Oak immediately drags them to the gaming zone, introducing Cardan to the wonders of playstations. He teaches them how to play Mario Kart and the little character on the screen whose movements you could control was indeed, quite entertaining.

He is less enthusiastic when Heather and Vivi drag them to Sephora, the makeup store. Nevertheless, he tries his hardest to stay still and is justly rewarded with an achingly sweet candy floss that he graciously shares with everyone.

Cardan, for his part, is not only entranced by the fluffy pink treat but also by the cosmetics surrounding him, letting Heather draw Kohl on him with liquid black eyeliner and applying shiny silver highlighter on his high cheekbones. Vivi even forces Jude to try on a dark shade of red lipstick that Cardan later attempts to kiss off of her when they are alone in between the secluded store aisles.

Finally, they emerge from the store, shopping bags in tow as they head to the food court for lunch. The place is buzzing, with a multitude of smells permeating the air. Oak immediately makes a beeline for the blue and red themed food stall with a sign that reads ‘Domino’s’ in large lettering. The scent of pizza being baked is enticing and they quickly order a personal pizza each plus coca cola.

Thankfully their orders arrive quickly and Jude impatiently blows on the first slice of her barbeque chicken pizza. Next to her Cardan is considering his slice of pepperoni and cheese covered crust, no doubt fascinated by its odd composition. He seems to enjoy it after his first bite though, once it was explained that the pepperoni was not, indeed, supposed to be plucked off and eaten separately and soon they are all done.

Jude heads to the washroom to pee and whilst she’s walking back she sees Cardan being approached by a slim girl with blue streaks in her hair. He is alone, Heather and Vivi having gone somewhere with Oak and Jude quickens her stride.

She is just within earshot to hear the girl’s voice say, “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

Jude’s eyes narrow as her husband smiles a sly grin and answers with an arrogant tilt of his head, “Rule the Kingdom of the Fae.”

He is being completely honest, after all he cannot tell a lie. But of course the girl does not know that and she looks confused and then lets out a giggle and lightly swats his arm, obviously thinking he is joking.

Jude has had enough of this and finally reaches her husband’s side and smiles at the girl, making sure that her ruby ring is on display as she takes Cardan’s arm. She immediately backs off, while Jude secretly pinches Cardan, hard, for messing with the girl.

“What was that about?”

“She asked a question. I answered it.” While his words were innocent, his grinning face gave away that he knew he’d been slightly wicked.

“Mhmm. You are incorrigible,” she rolls her eyes, finally letting her harsh grip on him go.

“You love it. Tell me Jude, did her question make you jealous?”

“Please, the females at court eye you on a daily basis back at home. It’s no surprise that they find you handsome here as well,” she responds truthfully. “I was more annoyed by your response. What happened to staying inconspicuous?”

He just smiles guiltily back at her. Shaking her head, she’s about to threaten him with a reduction of his beloved alcohol supply back home when she spots Vivi, Heather and Oak coming their way.

They spend the rest of the day at the mall in a similar fashion, introducing Cardan to the wonders of retail shopping and toy stores. The day passes quickly and the exhausted party head home by early evening, satisfied with the day’s events.

A worn out Oak heads off to bed after extracting a promise from Jude that the two of them could play at the park alone together the next day.

It’s still too early for the adults to go to sleep and thanks to their sleeping in today they are all still wide awake.

“So, now that the little terror is asleep, what should we do?” Vivi questions, tucking a stray lock of her umber hair behind her furry pointed ears.

“Jude mentioned that there were places where mortals had night time revels, I should like to see them,” Cardan suggests.

Vivi trains her cat eyes on Jude, a feline smile on her face, “You told your husband about night clubs? Excellent. The High King of revelry in a mortal club is definitely something I need to see.”

The gleeful look in her eyes set Jude on edge. After all, she’s never been to one of these clubs herself, but surely they were not half as wild as Fae celebrations. How much trouble could Cardan get into?

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Hey, so we've approached pick up line territory (yayy, finally) but the real intro happens in the next chapter. So stay tuned🦕

Also, please let me know if you’d like to be tagged for further installations of this fic :))

#dd writes #a strange kind of revenge #tfota #the folk of the air #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #vivi #heather #oak greenbriar #sephora #jude and cardan in the mortal realm #jurdan #tfota fanfiction #fanfic

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pop-goes-the-sneasel · 3 years

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Alcremie?~ <3

Alcremie!!!!

So, Alcremie’s a nifty little Fairy-type pokemon based on whipped cream, or more specifically a British dish called “Eton mess”, a dessert comprised of whipped cream, meringue, and fruit. It looks good, but it’s also British food, so y’know. Approach with caution. It also has an absolute SHITLOAD of forms: it comes in nine different “flavours” (ten counting the shiny), with each flavour having seven different potential toppings: strawberry, love, blueberry, clover, flower, star, and ribbon. That makes for 63 different forms, 70 with the shiny, which is a LOT.

Alcremie evolves from Milcery using a special method: performing a twirl in the overworld. The flavour it has is determined by time of day, direction of the twirl, and duration of the twirl, and a quick less-than-five-second clockwise spin in daytime gives you Vanilla Cream. Apparently it gives its trainer cream-decorated berries when it trusts them, and it secretes cream from its hand that becomes sweeter when it’s content, which is neat but cream secretion is kinda…..hm. It’s aesthetically pleasing and makes for a good “default”, and I feel we don’t really need to touch on the others.

Haha, just kidding, I’m insane! Let’s do this!!!!! Next up is Ruby Cream, which you get with a quick counterclockwise spin in daytime. It keeps Vanilla Cream’s lovely pink outlines but swaps the off-white main colour for pink as well, making for a much more fruity-tasting aesthetic. This one is said to have a “sweet and tart” flavour due to the way its cells shifted spontaneously upon evolution. I do like the colour but it kinda feels TOO pink, y’know?

Matcha Cream is next, obtained with a quick clockwise spin at night. It has an “aromatic” flavour, due to…..the way its cells shifted spontaneously upon evolution. Apparently the rest the dex entries are carbon copies of each other with different flavour descriptions, so let’s speed this up! The green of Matcha is pleasant, and very distinct from the other forms. Matcha is just a cool flavour to include, too.

Next up’s Mint Cream, which you get from twirling counterclockwise for more than five seconds at night. It has a “refreshing” flavour, and is our first flavour that has a two-toned colour scheme going on, with white tips to its hair which don’t make as much sense but add a welcome breaking up of the colours. This one might be my favourite non-shiny flavour, actually!

Then there’s Lemon Cream, which is obtained through spinning clockwise for more than five seconds at night. It’s a very bright yellow with white tips, and has a “sour” flavour, as one would logically expect. Though lots of lemon stuff isn’t actually sour, in my experience? No idea why, not gonna research lemon-based confectioneries right now.

Next is Salted Cream, which you get from a quick counterclockwise spin at night. It predictably has a “salty” flavour, which sounds kinda conceptually gross for something creamy, but apparently it isn’t and salt’s a common ingredient of ice cream? Also this is actually the one I evolved my own Milcery into! I regretted not going for Mint instead afterward, but eh. It’s also kinda the only form the flower treat works well with, though I prefer the heart sweet with it, which mine had.

Then we’ve got Ruby Swirl, which you get from twirling counterclockwise for over five seconds in the day. It’s got a “mixed flavour”, whatever that means, and seems to take Vanilla Cream’s off-white base and gives it deep pink tips and accents (including a different-colour collar). The mixing of colours here is neat and the combo is pleasant.

Caramel Swirl is next, obtained from twirling clockwise for over five seconds in the day, and it has a “bitter” flavour. I’m not sure “bitter” is how I’d describe caramel, but I’m not sure how I WOULD describe caramel, so. It’s got a light brown colour with white tips, aesthetically pleasing and caramel-y.

And last amongst the flavours is Rainbow Swirl, a special “secret” flavour obtained by spinning counterclockwise for over 10 seconds at dusk (between 7:00 pm and 7:59 pm, specifically). Its relative difficulty to obtain is counterbalanced by its colourfulness, though honestly, it’s a little heavy on the warm yellow tones for a rainbow. Still nice, though, and it apparently has a “complex” flavour. I guess it’s a blend of all of them?

Alcremie also has a Gigantamax form, based on a giant wedding cake. I’m not sure how whipped cream conceptually transitions to wedding cakes, but it’s a neat design. And it low-key reminds me of Charlotte, the candy witch from Puella Magi Madoka Magica, which is a huge compliment. Not anywhere near as cool, but still! It also launches missiles “loaded with 100,000 kilocalories”, which would....probably just kill you.

And we’re still not done!!! Alcremie has a shiny too, which is a LOVELY dark grey with white tips, effectively acting as an alternate flavour. It could theoretically represent activated charcoal or squid ink due to the colour, though let’s go with the latter since it doesn’t tamper with medications. It’s my favourite colour for Alcremie by far, and one of the best shinies in the franchise!

Phew!!!! We did it! But yeah. Overall, I like Alcremie a fair bit, and its concept has some great flavour to it. Its vibes are a little bit sweet for my tastes, though :U

10 flavours/10.

#pokemon #pokemon reviews #pkmn #swsh #alcremie #fairy type #gigantamax alcremie #gigantamax #galar #gen 8 #shootysturs

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pynkhues · 4 years

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What’s you top 5 unpopular good girls ships?

I am eternally blessed, anon, because all my ships for Good Girls are pretty popular, haha. I’m all about Beth x Rio, Ruby x Stan, Dean x Suffering, Boomer x Grievous Bodily Harm! Even my non-canon ships like Annie x Nancy or Annie x JT are pretty popular!

So instead, I’m offering you five crack ships and I’ve written the scenarios where I think they could work, because I am a glutton for punishment, haha. One of them I actually want to write, but I’m not going to say which, because I don’t want anyone to peer pressure me into writing it, hahaha. (I have way too many WIPs!)

Below a cut to save your feeds.

1. Krystal x Lucy

Okay, SO, I accidentally wrote them into the pornstar au, and ever since the thought came to me, it’s latched on like a parasite! I love the thought of them both having someone in their corner in the way that we sort of know they don’t? Lucy really needed somebody who could fight for her and was more clued into the world than either herself or Max, and Krystal pretty clearly needs someone who’s kind to her. Plus Krystal would edge out some of Lucy’s cutesyness, while Lucy would ground Krystal, and idk! I just think they’d be cute!

Okay, scenario though – I’m thinking the Hill’s have a Christmas party. Lucy and Max have recently broken up and Beth feels bad for her, so invites her to be her plus-one (or, well, plus seventh after Rio and the kids), and the gesture’s a nice one, but Beth is instantly distracted by helping Ruby get the food out or with Jane and Marcus inevitably causing havoc, and so Lucy ends up wallflowering, watching everyone else just - - know each other, right?

And maybe Krystal sees her and maybe she’s a few drinks in already, so it’s not like it takes much to grab another cup of spiked eggnog and tumble against the wall beside Lucy. And maybe it’s awkward at first, because Lucy’s sort of weird, but maybe Krystal kind of likes that, and maybe Lucy compliments Krystal’s ugly snowman earrings, and Krystal really does think Lucy’s reindeer sweater is cute, and maybe Lucy falls a little in love when Krystal sings bawdy Christmas songs, her arm slung over Ruby’s shoulder, and Krystal falls a little in love when Lucy is unfairly good at drunk pictionary, and maybe it feels like they’ve known each other a lot longer than a night (and maybe they want to make sure they will).

2. Mick x Mary Pat.

Okay, okay, okay. Hear me out.

So it finally happens. Rio finds out who Mary Pat is, what she’s done – that she’s Beth’s rotten egg – and y’know, Rio isn’t playing around anymore. He wants to send Beth a message, and what better way to do that than to handle the third person she couldn’t after Turner and Boomer? So he sends Mick off with an order.

And so Mick watches for a few days – keeps an eye on her schedule, her routine, carving out a plan to handle her as smoothly as possible (he’s not Rio after all, he doesn’t hand guns to women he’s just kidnapped, y’know?) – and starts to get a sense of her. Sure, maybe he feels a little bad. She has a lot of kids, y’know? And always seems pretty frazzled, at the end of her rope, but sort of sweet. She goes to church, sings in a choir, makes pancakes from a box, sure, but she adds both choc chips and blueberries which is a pretty good combo, and maybe it’s hard to believe she’s swept up in all of this, but then it was hard to believe Mrs Boland and that sweet girl from Paper Porcupine had been too.

Still, Mick knows what he’s doing, y’know?

He’s not Rio. He’ll finish the job.

So he steals into her house late at night, moving down to her bedroom, intending to take her outside, handle her away from the kids at least, when suddenly a wild Mary Pat appears! Brandishing a huge knife.

Mick staggers back! Alarmed, and Mary Pat thrusts it at him, knowing exactly how long he’s been watching her and what does he think she is??? NEW to this??? She worked with the FBI! Okay, not -- not worked with them, but y’know, an agent was on her case for a while, and Mary Pat is not as stupid as her Uncle Larry told her that one time, and okay, Mick thinks, staggering back into his seat, eyes fixed on the knife Mary Pat is waving around at him.

You wanna talk this out?

It’s the wrong thing to say, because no, she doesn’t especially, and they just sort of stare at each other for a minute, trying to figure out what happens next when Billy wakes up and trots down the hallway, and he’s had a bad dream about the bad man, and for a minute, Mick thinks he’s talking about him, but then Mary Pat says something about how Boomer won’t ever step foot in this house again, and with the way she’s holding that knife, Mick is inclined to believe her.

And then, well, Billy asks for pancakes.

So that’s how Mick ends up eating pancakes with Mary Pat and three of her four kids at 2 in the morning, and y’know, he’s not a total asshole. He’s going to stay and help her clean up afterwards, and maybe it’s sort of nice, now that she’s put the knife down (although it is still in reaching distance, and honestly, he respects that), now that his gun’s back in his pants.

And well, he can’t exactly kill a woman who just made him pancakes, so he figures next time, only next time, Mary Pat’s already cooking, and then the time after that, she’s already set him a plate, and maybe the time after that, she kisses him, and maybe the time after that, he kisses her first, and at least when Rio asks, Mick can just give him a look, because it isn’t like he doesn’t have his own batshit crazy mother of four he can’t kill.

3. Rhea x Phoebe.

So, y’know. Phoebe’s good at her job.

Phoebe knows how to do a stakeout, to keep tabs, to collect intel. She revels in every part of the chase, every part of the puzzle, every part of the game of it all, because she knows that what she’s doing is right, she’s cleaning up the streets! Making the world a better place! But - - okay, she’ll be the first to admit that she already finds her marks exhausting.

Not so much Hill and Marks. They’re sort of fun to keep tabs on (and lowkey, Phoebe really does maybe daydream sometimes about what it might be like to sit on the couch and watch bad reality shows with them, drinking cheap wine and creamy, herb crusted cheeses). Even Boland is kind of awesome when she’s not with him.

Because the thing is, as soon as Boland and the Big Kahuna are together, everything just gets a little - - hm. What’s the word for it?

(”Nothing like watching a crime lord pull pigtails,” Henry had said on one stakeout, headphones on as they’d watched from afar as Big Kahuna had swung in close to Boland, said something that made her flush red and try to stamp on his foot. “Can’t wait until they graduate to passing notes. At least then there might be something we can use.”)

And, well. It’s not like he’s wrong.

So maybe she starts to get bored of watching the highschool antics of them (as has everyone else, she thinks, if the looks on their faces is anything to go by - including the hitman clearly trying to take one, or both of them out [and please, a little part of Phoebe thinks, watching as Big Kahuna drags a finger across the back of Boland’s knuckles, and Boland wait until he’s gone to order the most expensive liquor in the bar to Big Kahuna’s tab]). Maybe that makes her dig a little deeper.

Maybe that’s how she finds herself watching an under-9′s soccer game in a fold-out chair beside Big Kahuna’s baby mama. (She tells her she’s researching, so it’s not technically a lie, even if the cover of starting to coach a team of her own in the fall is a thin one).

And okay, maybe they hit it off. Which is kind of cool, Phoebe thinks, because it turns out Rhea is kind of cool (how she put up with Big Kahuna is a total mystery to her), and y’know, she’s actually pretty? LIke, pretty pretty. And nice, and totally normal, and maybe they get a coffee after the game, and catch a movie on the weekend, and maybe sometimes Phoebe forgets to fish about Big Kahuna at all, but that’s an easy mistake to make, and maybe Henry gives her a Look when he hears about it, but it’s nothing, Phoebe thinks.

She’s just doing her due diligence.

Being thorough, y’know?

I mean, who even knows when information could come out, and Phoebe’s just laying the groundwork anyway, she thinks, watching the line of Rhea’s neck, the purse of her lips, blinking rapidly when Rhea leans across the table, the curve of her breast visible beneath the thin fabric of her shirt, and says: “I know you’re a fed.”

And Phoebe splutters as Rhea keeps leaning forwards.

“I’m not going to tell you anything about him.”

And what can Phoebe say except okay, something in her chest tightening at - - at what, Phoebe has no idea. Just knows that Rhea’s so close she can feel the other woman’s breath on her cheek.

“I just want to be clear about that,” she tells her. “If we’re going to do this.”

And Phoebe blinks, owlish at Rhea, pulse rapid and mouth dry as she asks: “Do what?”

And well, it turns out Phoebe likes Rhea even more when she’s kissing her.

4. Greg x Dr. Josh.

Okay, so maybe two things happen.

Maybe it’s a party of something when Annie finally turns around and tells Greg about kissing her therapist, and honestly, Greg shouldn’t be surprised. This is what Annie does, after all, and telling her off never really gets him anywhere, so he pours them both another drink, and - - sure, maybe another.

Then maybe a few more.

Because it’s just like they’re in this loop, y’know? Him and her. Like she fucks up and it’s not like she expects him to clean up after her (he’s not Beth), but it’s like there’s something in Annie where she needs him to know about it, and that just really gets to him sometimes, because like, Annie’s not his responsibility just because they have a kid together. Besides, he has Nancy now, so it’s not like he needs Annie, and even thinking about Nancy sort of makes him want to go and find her, so then he’s drunkenly stumbling around this party, looking for that cape of perfect blonde hair, and okay, maybe that’s when the second thing happens.

Annie. Nancy. Closet. Necking. Maybe a shirt’s off? There’s a lot of like - - like mouths and hand stuff and Greg slams the door shut and maybe goes and lies on the grass outside for a while.

And okay, maybe it’s not a surprise either. Maybe this is also what Annie does too, but still, he stews on it, and then stews on it some more, and so what if he interrogates Ben for this therapist’s address, because like - - hadn’t Annie been going to him for months? How could this guy make everything worse.

And sure, maybe storming into the guy’s office, drunk on anger this time instead of beer, isn’t the best idea, but he’s just - - pissed, y’know? And maybe he yells at the guy about where he gets off, kissing patients. Making his patients kiss his wife, and okay, the guy’s pale at first, but then is sort of nice, and they sit on the beanbags and talk for a bit about Hurricane Annie, and actually, he’s finished work for the day, so maybe they should go get a beer or whatever?

And maybe later, when Josh drops a nervous hand to his knee and awkwardly closes the distance between them, when Greg’s kissing back, he does sort of wonder if he and Annie won’t always be pulling from the same pool.

5. Turner x Noah.

Come on. We all saw s2. There’s no way Turner didn’t offer a, ahem, hand to help Noah get over Annie.

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razorblade180 · 4 years

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Thin Divide: RE2 Remake

Sonia:*watching the screens*Hehehehe

Mic:Do I even wanna know where you put them?

Sonia:RE2 Remake....

Mic:What’s the catch?

Sonia:The infected are plentiful and more viscous than ever, if one of them dies then someone must go and revive them, puzzles naturally take longer because someone is bound to have something else that someone needs, Mr. X is blood thirsty, and the storage units aren’t connected. Also, all of them have to save at the same time.

Mic:......That.....sounds like a headache.

Sonia:I gave them all walkie talkies at least. Also the weapon, ammo, and enemy ratio has managed to still even out. Have a look for yourself.

xxxx

[Racoon City Police Department]

Ruby:*whispering* Uh guys, does anyone happen to know the padlock locker combo for-

Yang: “C-A-P”

Ruby:I already opened that one.

Oscar: “D-C-M”

Ruby:*opens it* Guys I found more ammo. Let’s regroup and-

Thump...... thump.....thump....

Ruby:*sweating* (That’s not good) *looks down stairs*

Mr. X:*Stares at her*.........

Ruby:........

Mr. X:*starts power walking*

Ruby:Nooo! *starts running* Who’s job was it to watch Mr. X!?

Ren:*boarding up window* “Blake....”

Ruby:Well what happened!?

[5 minutes earlier.....]

Blake:*out of ammo*.......

Licker:*crawling on the wall*hssssss!

Blake:(If I don’t run then it can’t see me. I’ll just sneak calmly walk into the S.T.A.R.S. office to gather my thoughts and-)

Mr.X:*walks out office*

Blake:......

[Present]

Ren: “I’m sure she’s probably dead on the third floor.”

Yang: “What!?”

Weiss:Ssssshhhhh Yang! Let’s not attract more attention please!?

Yang:Calm down. Everything is actually dead now in the library.

Weiss:I’m not taking chances. Now help me move the book shelves.

Yang:Weiss....*points down* floor jack is missing the handle.

Weiss:Why is everything broken in this game!?

Yang:Ssssshhhhh!

Oscar: “Hey I found a poice badge. Ooh, it’s a USB.”

Yang:Weiss, do you know where this door leads?

Weiss:Looks like the main hall. That’s nice at least.

Yang:*jiggles knob*.......By any chance are you carrying the club key?

Weiss:For the love of- Anyone have the club key?

Ren: “Blake had it..” *boarding another window*

Weiss:Of course she did. Can someone please revive her?

Ren: “I think Ruby is on the third floor heading your way. Tell her to look for Blake.”

Weiss:Did you get R-

*top floor Library door opens*

Ruby:*running down stairs* He’s coming he’s coming he’s coming he’s coming he’s coming- why is this door locked!?

Yang:Blake has it! Was she not up there!?

Ruby:I don’t know I was too busy RUNNING AWAY!!!!

Thump thump thump.....!!!

Weiss:Through the lounge! *grabs hands*

All three run away

[3 minutes later in the Dark Room]

Ruby:......*trying not to cry* I miss super speed.

Weiss:I’m so done playing this game.

Yang:Why can’t play something fun!? Like Mario Kart, Or Indivisible?

Ruby:*grabs walkie talkie* Anyone make any progress?

Ren: “I’m....pinned down in the break room. No health items, I’m in the red....and the hallway is loaded with infected. I haven’t even heard from the other’s in awhile. I think.....we are gonna lose this one.”

Yang:You think they died too? Jaune isn’t really a good shot.

Ruby:*tearing up* Why would you say that?

......

Blake: “You guys are real downers you know that?”

RWY: “Blake!?”

Yang:Where were you!?

Oscar:*typing on PC* “I found her dead in the S.T.A.R.S office. Also I found magnum pistols.”

Blake: “Mr. X sort of cornerd me in here and choked me.”

Yang:Did that do anything for ya? *snickering*

Blake: “Yeah, it killed me. Oscar his going to give you guys the guns. Then you all are going to be heading to the police office and escape through the club door. I’ll have it unlocked in no time at all since I’m going through library to unlock the door there.”

Weiss:Sounds like a plan.

Ruby:Everyone has a plan until Mr.X shows up.

Oscar: “I haven’t seen him in a while.”

Jaune: “Hey guys, ready for some pro gamer move?”

Ruby:You’re alive!

Ren: “Where’s Nora?”

Nora:*walks into break room* Saving your butt. I brought herbs!

Ren:H...how did get through all the infected?

Nora:Easy, *grabs shotgun* blew off their legs.

Ren:*smiles* Never change Nora.

Jaune: “Alright everyone. Let’s do this; the moment you guys here an explosion, follow Blake and Oscar’s plan. Ren and Nora, bolt you the main hallway.”

Blake:Explosion? Wha-

A huge explosion rumbles the area. Immediately she runs out into the hall and to the upper storage room. A shelf blocks the door she needs but before she could panic, Jaune runs from the other side of the room and helps her starts pushing it out the way. One of his hands is gripping the medallion tight and a whole in the wall behind him.

Blake:Did you blow up the wall?

Jaune:It’s how the puzzle works!

Blake:What kind of puzzle-

Jaune:Just run! There’s a licker in here!

They run through the door and sprint down the stairs. An infected tries to stand but Jaune shoots it and keeps running. Blake opens the door to the main hall and keep going. On the other side was Nora and Ren near the statue. Nora was placing two medallions down while he covered her by holding a flash grenade. “Sweet!” Her head swivel to see Mr. X blinded. “Oh shit......” Blake rushed through the police officer door and unlocked it. The rest of the gang ran out of it seconds later. Jaune throws the final medallion to Nora and she opens up the path.

RWY:Blake!!!!!! *hugs her*

Blake:Mr. X is upstairs....

RWY:*lets go* What!?

Blake:Yeah and I can tell from personal experiences that dying by him really hurts so maybe we can hug later and ru-

They grab her and rush down the secret passage. Oscar follows right behind them, followed by Jaune who throws another flash bang at Mr. X so Ren and Nora can escape as well. The passage closes immediately and they all look at each other.

........

Everyone:Hell yeah!!!!!

Nora:You guys better give a round of applause to me and Jaune. He learned to read that map fast. As for me, *cocks gun* I’ll take one any zombie. No fear, no surrender.

Blake:Oscar?

Oscar:What’s up?

Blake:*kisses his cheek* Thanks for the save.

Oscar:*red* N...no big deal.

Ruby:*hugging Jaune* If you don’t radio in more often then I’m going to have a panic attack you here me? Don’t scare me like that.

Jaune:Ruby, this is still just a game. *hugging her*

Ruby:My fear isn’t.

Jaune:....I understand. *hugs her tighter*

xxxx

Mic:Do they know they still have like two thirds of a game to beat.

Sonia:Let them have their small victories.

#rwby #rwby thin divide #ruby rose #wiess schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jnpr #jaune arc #nora valkryie #oscar pine #lie ren #resident evil #re2make #rwby au #rwby lancaster

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seoschangbin · 4 years

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Hi hi, it’s ya gal Rachel! To start off, this isn't really a follow forever but more of a mushy love fest. I was going to do this back in October when my blog hit 2 years but then with everything that happened... 😞✌ figured it wasn’t the best time! But since it’s the new year, I just wanted to spread some love to start off the decade, especially towards all the lovely people who have made my 2019 a little bit happier ♡ Thank you to everyone for making this such a fun & amazing year; thank you for supporting my gifs & graphics and interacting with me; overall, thank you for making Tumblr fun again! So to all my moots and followers, I’m wishing you all a very happy and wonderful 2020!

I wanted to take some time as well to write some messages to all my mutuals - seeing you guys on my dash + all your work (if you’re a cc) is such a joy and I admire all of you very very much! Thank you for putting in the time to making gifs/graphics/fic/etc. and I hope you won’t mind if I gush about you a little, even if we’ve never spoken hehe! Under the cut in alphabetic order.. she’s a long one sorry!

@00hj | karen!! angel!! first of all, everything u make is just the cleanest cutest thing ever, i truly want your brain!.. u are such an incredibly talented gfx creator and i get heart palpitations every time i see ur work!! i adore u so much n ur tags are also so full of sweetness n purity and 😞💕 i just want to give u a hug!! + the way u always say hi to ccs in ur tags when u rb their stuff. cute!! pure!!

@01degree | joanna!! first of all... thank u for filling my dash with so many groups, some of which i almost never get to see 😌💕 ur brain being multi af like me.. chefs kiss! also! you make such clean and nice gifs please don’t ever doubt that laskjd!! 2020 joanna stops saying her gifs suck! idk how u make them so clean but legends only! bls remember to be kind to yourself this year! 💕

@1095 | nicolle!! i haven’t seen you around recently but i hope everything is okay and you’re doing well! i have to say that your graphics are absolutely INSANE i don’t know how you do it!! the colours.. how it all comes together.. amazing! ur career as a graphic designer will be a good one 😌👍 secondly your urls are always so cute nd nice!! and thirdly back to number 1.. i just love everything you make so so much bls come back to us 😖

@3noracha | falak.. ur the fandom’s gem.. the sharpening on ur gifs takes my breath away everytime + the colouring.. omg chef’s kiss!! i didn’t know you before you came back earlier this year but i’m so so glad you did come back bc u are so full of love 😳💗 you make the cutest graphics as well and are just radiate so much positivity 💞

@bamgchan | henri! still my confident car selfie king!! so glad i found you through sagey.. i love all your content (ur graphics.. always so well put together!) and the way you interact with people is so full of energy and positivity and i adore that! i hope 2020 treats you well 🥰

@banghans | ollie!! all of ur content.. ur gifs! amazing.. wonderful.. iconic thank you for providing so much hq content for the rest of us peasants 😌💕 your love for chan and jisung is also so pure n cute when u rave abt it 💞 bls stop being so hard on yourself and i love reading about how you’re always striving to be better to yourself! i hope 2020 is a good year for you 💖

@binnieseason | emily.. a loss for binnie stans that you’re gone 😔 anyways i hope to see you back sometime because you make such nice gifs + the colouring on them.. so pretty and clean.. how to be you! i hope things are okay with you and that you’ve been well!

@cb-97s | miss li! y/a novel protagonist herself!! li you’re a burst of sunshine in my day and i love chatting w u! your love for chan.. too pure 😭 every time i talk to you i’m like.. dang.. she’s real.. ppl get to see her for real! might force u to meet me irl 🤷‍♀️ also queen of gfx.. always so clean.. 😍 i know it’s been a stressful year for you but i hope 2020 brings you happiness and love 💞 love u!

@changbeanie | hi ruby! ur graphics are always so intricate n pretty + the colouring on ur gifs.. so pretty 😭💖 thank you for providing like 90% of the changbin content nd keeping me well-fed 🥰 ur always so sweet to ur anons as well and are just a lil ray of sunshine ☀️

@changbinie | jo.. what even is there to say abt u.. still can’t believe i got u into skz.. CAN’T!!! thanks for suffering w me and dealin w me wakin u to talk abt middies.. + changbin arms.. i love u a little i think (?)

@channie | hi fishy! ur one of the very first skz blogs i ever followed back in 2017.. we ancient 😌🤙 i know you’re not too active anymore but all of your gifs have like. the prettiest colouring ever idk how you do it! i hope you’ll come back to us

@elfminho | min! i love the way u tag skz in your tags.. so cute 😭 star boy!!! cute 😭 ur gifs are also lovely as well 🥰 i think ur one of the first skz blogs i followed when i starting using this blog again n i’m glad i found ur blog bc i adore u 💞

@glowsvt | grace.. my little baby! i wish i could just !! get into ur brain how lovely nd wonderful of a human you are.. have more confidence in yourself! 😣 you make wonderful graphics.. ur style! cute! and you have such a sweet and good heart!! i love when you ramble about things and always appreciate how you take the time to reach out to me despite how busy you are 💕 thank you for being a real-life angel, i hope 2020 is good and kind to you 🙇‍♀️💞

@hanjisungz | britt!!! nerd squad let’s go!! you’re such an angel, the way you treat everyone who talks to you with so much kindness and positivity makes me want to cry!! ur truly just the cutest sunbeam and just such lovely lovely human!! thank u for puttin up with my late replies and how boring i am 😭 i also adore your gifs and icons.. which you know.. but always.. chefs kiss to them!

@huiracha | marie... first of all skz AND ptg? great, amazing, fantastic combination... galaxy brain 💞 secondly, u make such SUCH nice gifs 😭 ur prob one of my fav skz ccs and all ur pretty chan comp sets.. always look forward to them! thank u for also bringing me ptg content i never see enough of them 💕

@hwang-hyunjin | agnes!! ur topaz settings r always insane and they make your gifs look amazing!! + the colouring u do is always so beautiful!! the combo rly makes ur gifs so distinctive nd pretty💞 ur edits too!! just lovely 🥰 also the fact that we’re also moots on our mx blogs.. amazing.. i love a staybebe!!

@hyunjins | godleigh???? still one of my fav gifmakers ever!! perfect colouring.. sharpening.. best brain! 💞 rmbr ur skz x prince series... still think abt it sometimes.. wish i could be half as brilliant as u! i’m so glad we started talking bc u are incredibly funny and fun to talk to and i love witnessing ur breakdowns even though they’re probably way funnier to me than they should be 😭 love that u vibe w me and we can be mean together 😭 thank u for giving me this url 😭 thank u for being my friend, u truly are like. half the reason i enjoy being on this blog 😭 you’re wonderful and i love u a lot! sorry for clowning u sometimes! i hope everything sorts itself out soon bc u deserve some peace nd happiness 😩 and i wish u nothing but the best for this year and hope that the next year will be filled with good things 💖

@ifbin | mikaela.... u know i could talk abt you forever right???? ur graphics.. bro 😭 literally my fav gfx ever on this site.. u have such a vibrant + clean style it’s so sexy 😭 literally am in love with everything u make.. every time i see it i’m like 😳💖 also you’re such a sweetheart in your tags i can’t with you... spare friendship miss 💍

@jeonginz | bri! honestly.. i think you’re my oldest mutual from when we first started our blogs during survival era #ogs? 😳 when i found out you were nctmark... mind blown... anyways all your content is AMAZING even though u dont make as much for skz anymore msdg but ur dedication to all ur sideblogs.. galaxy brain 😌

@jinlix | kelly...!! still gazing at u across the river i love love love u!! how to purchase friendship? ur just the purest snowflake and a wonderful person with the cutest tags... ur love for hyunjin.. CUTE 💞 all your graphics are so pretty and clean as well.. dragonlix gfx never forgotten.. 😳 and you’re rly just a little angel!! 💞

@kim-woojins | emma, i know that you’re gone and closed pretty much but if you come back to this! just wanted to let you know that you were my fav woojin cc and i hope you’ll consider coming back someday 💖 your gifs.. always amazing! plus, you’re such a kind person and i hope everything is okay with you and things have settled a bit! sending you lots of love 💕

@kittylixie | moon.. honestly one day i just started seeing ur content everywhere.. ur gifs are so clean and pretty and just! mwah! you’re always so quick to gif as well i don’t know how you to do it! all the stuff you choose to gif as well.. best moments 💖

@kmwoojins | sagey.... still don’t really know how i came to be following you! 😩 but i’m so happy i am because you are so pure and sweet and i adore adore adore you!! 💞 love how welcoming and lovely you are as a human and still laugh every time i think about how shocked you are about jo and i... 😌 anyways i adore your graphics and you, thank you for just being such a lovely human, you were a wonderful part of my year 💖

@leeminho-s | hi lia! i know we only became moots recently but all your gifs.. so pretty 😳 and we never have enough minho content.. thank you for providing 😫 i’m sorry i don’t know much about you yet but i just wanted to say i admire your gifs so much and hope you have a wonderful start to the new year!

@minknows | hi thien! first of all.. your name.. so lovely 😳 secondly.. the colouring on your gifs is always so pretty and good 😭❤ the sharpening too.. 😔 just!! chefs kiss to it all, would take a class on how to gif from you 🙇‍♀️

@nochous | dez!! we haven’t interacted much on this sb of mine but hehe i loved our convo on my sf9 blog.. still always thinkin abt you calling kun daddy 😭 you’re such a fun person to talk to and i hope everything is okay with you since you’ve gone on a semi-hiatus! i hope we’ll have another chance to talk soon, sending you some good energy for 2020 💗

@prodskz | hi neha! i feel like you took a hiatus sometime this year (??) where i didn’t see you on much but i’m happy to see you a little more active on here now!! u provide such nice content + for some reason i rly rly love your icon 😭💗

@realstraykids | miss em.. secret santa FATED us 😔💕 anyways i adore you, we are the core of fantastay culture and this will forever unite us 😌 i’m vibrating at the thought of their comeback 😖 ANYWAYS you are such a friendly and lovely person and i enjoyed getting to talk with u so much over the past couple of weeks 💖 you’re one of my fav gifmakers honestly your mv aesthetics swap.. as i said.. 😭 amazing iconic showstopping! + the colouring on all your gifs.. so pretty 😭

@seungminhos | to quote you. you are far too funny to be a gifmaker 😣 but then who would provide all the good seungmin content.. 😞 you’re such a force of nature on my dash and i love reading all your thoughts bc you are Funny.. and your love for seungmin + how you always want the best for him is pure!! our sporadic interactions too.. always enjoy them 💕 even though i know you’re stressed about being on here sometimes, i want you to know that you’re wonderful and i appreciate all you do to bring more seungmin on our dashes 💗 pls stop threatening to delete your blog, i would be devastated 😫

@seungminsmile | aurora!! the one time i was about to have a seungmin breakdown and went to you... hehe you’re such a cutie and very grounded person (imo!!) and you make the cutest little graphics.. the little doodles.. how do you do that!! 😳 and now that you’re making gifs.. Queen! i hope your first semester went well! 💕

@seunie | hello nia!! i know we are still new moots but you are such a pure soul.. just ur blog title.. angel! you radiate so much love and sweetness 💞 your gifs are always so vibrant + colourful as well and bring a bit of colour onto my dash just like you! hopefully we can speak in the coming year, i wish you the very best! 🥰

@skzbffie | rayana... all ur gifs... bro.... how to start a rayana religion... amazing 😍 ur gifs are always so clean + i can recognize them by the subtitle font you use.. u always choose the best moments to gif honestly how to be u! honestly ur tags are fun to read too don’t judge me i am just an admirer and fan of u 😭

@skznta | miss sierra! idk how to put it into words but you... goddess of goodness? you truly radiate so much positivity and happiness and it makes me so.. uwu (for lack of better words).. you’re so so cute over all your love for science and i’m glad we got to bond over that! the way you’re always striving to learn more + improve yourself.. u inspire me 😳 you are also an incredible cc and thank you for bringing so much joy into the fandom and my life!! i feel very grateful to have gotten to know you a little this year 💞

@thechanboys | jem.. u are a GEM... 😭 the way i got u for secret santa i’ll never get over it!! you are just such sunshine and so fun to talk to and 😳💞 if u ever wanna abandon bin for me.. 😌 my fav number one chan/bin stan..! i’m so happy you got into skz this year and i’m gonna try my hardest to get you into some other groups hehe 🤧 anyways, you are incredible, lovely, wonderful, amazing i love u jem!! 💖

@tinyjisung | bea! honestly.. we are moots on like 3(?) blogs our multi selves.. galaxy brain... i know ur more active on ur ateez blog but i wanted to write abt you here anyways because I CAN! 😌 but i love all that good san content you provide + you just seem like a very calm n fun person 💕

@virgolix | nina. you’re such a cute person filled with love and you just spread so much positivity and good energy! you treat everyone with so much kindness and it’s so nice to see 💖 and if i can rave about your gifs for a minute... they are unreal 😫 the sharpening.. colouring.. always so amazingly clean + pretty + vibrant!

@wonstal | hi hi! okay.. i adore all your content, you have the cutest colouring ever!! + topaz settings.. so pretty 😖💞 even though we started off as moots on my mx blog, i’m so glad you got into skz and ateez + will be on your sweet merry way to sf9 soon 🤞 i’m glad we’ve just started chatting a bit because you seem super fun and i’m excited to get to know you better! i hope 2020 treats you well darling 💖

@yongbells | iana.. hope everything is okay with you always and sending you lots of love! i miss seeing you on here but i hope you’re taking good care of yourself 💗 also.. gfx queen... 😖 you’re SUCH a ray of sunshine.. the way you always tell people how much you love their creations is so kind and all of your own gfx are some of the most beautiful things ever 💖 we are so blessed to have you in this fandom 😩

#rachel.txt #oh man.. this took me a while to write but i hope u guys are oke w my messages 😭#i adore u all v v much and sending u all warm wishes for the new year + new decade!!#thank u all for making this my fav sideblog #+ to my followers i love u all and wish u the best year yet as well 💖#if i missed anyone.. bls feel free to shoot me in the head #if we're moots + ur not here i missed u bc i am an idiot. bls dm me immediately so i can tell u how much i love u

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0kayblue · 5 years

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Summary: You and Beetlejuice have been together for awhile and things are starting to get tense with y'know, the whole being dead thing.

Word Count: A little over 3k

Notes: Um, it’s an okay read. Fluff and angst.

Character Relations: Beetlejuice x reader (romantic relationship)

A/N: Y’all it’s a Beetlejuice imagine!! I love him and if anything happens to this demon I will not hesitate to fight back. Also!!! It’s my birthday gift to you!! My birthday is the 30th so I thought I’d put something out there for kicks!! Enjoy!!

WARNINGS: DEATH. Death is mentioned heavily throughout the story and if you are sensitive to the thought of you dying please DO NOT READ.

You trudged through the front door as you let out a heavy sigh. With no warm greetings from Beetlejuice you knew he wasn’t home. You carelessly threw your bag on the floor and flopped on the couch. An unbearable headache making itself at home after a long and tiring nine hour shift. You could always call him, but decided against it. He was probably busy or maybe you just gave him the wrong time. Maybe it was for the best he wasn’t here, the lack of noise was for the best. Although it would’ve been nice to have him dote after you while your head pounded.

As you adjusted yourself on the couch you smiled at the thought of Beetlejuice being so warm and domestic, which was the role he’s taken on the past few weeks.He has actually tried cleaning up around the house the past few days, being rather considerate as you worked overtime. They needed the help and you needed the money to keep a roof over yours and Beetlejuice’s heads. His sickly sweet behavior was beginning to become concerning.

You had all the right to be concerned, he was trying to hide from you in plain sight and it sort of worked. You’ve been so busy lately that trying to keep up with all the responsibilities of life that catching your breath was becoming harder. You knew something was wrong with the bug but never pushed it too hard, but that needed to change. You needed to talk to him and pull the truth from his cold undead hands.

As your mouth opened to speak his name a sharp pain in your head caused you to wince. Okay, so maybe talking wasn’t the best thing to begin to start doing. The quiet holding only an ounce of comfort as you relaxed into the couch unable to pull your thoughts away from Beetlejuice.

You remembered talking about your relationship and how things were starting to get a little confusing. As you both reached another milestone in your relationship the undeniable truth pounded at the front door. You were alive and he was a dead demon straight from hell. It was a difference that was proving to be more difficult than you originally thought it would be.

The Maitlands, and bless their cold still hearts, tried to help. It just made things worse as the night resulted in midnight blue hair and a pool of tears. Their suggestions were just so, normal. You both weren’t normal, at all. You and Beetlejuice were treading on uncharted territory. There wasn’t exactly any counselors you could see or books you could read that would give you advice on what to do with an undead partner. Conjoin finances? Beetlejuice didn’t even have any money let alone a use for it. Marriage? You were quick to say no to that one and it broke Beetlejuice's heart. You didn’t find out until later but you just explained the trouble it would be, not that he wasn’t worth the trouble, it’s just the steps of adjustment it would take for him. No ghostly powers combined with all the adjustment he would have to deal with by becoming human. Becoming a part of the system of the living after following the flows of the Netherworld since he began had to be extremely difficult. The Netherworld and the Land of the Living were polar opposites that only connected through death and that was it. Not to mention the fact that you could die whenever and that would leave Beetlejuice alive and alone. Beetlejuice understood but it still hurt, he wanted to marry you. He wanted it to be an official binding that you were his and he was yours. But your mind was made up, so you suggested the logical thing that could result in getting rid of this living/dead roadblock. You slowly slipped out the idea of you biting the bullet.

His hair turned ruby red at the mention of it. There was no way in hell he was going to let you end it all just because things were getting tense. You had this life and you were just so willing to throw it away. For him as well? He wouldn’t allow it, he couldn’t allow it. He wanted you to experience life so he selfishly could hear all about it. So he could listen to you talk for hours about how complex living really was. He wanted you to enjoy life, something that he only understood the basics of. He wanted you to soak up all life had to offer before it was ripped away from you. He was furious, how was your death any different than him becoming a warm body? I mean it was very different, but it also had it similarities. You both spent a good hot minute screaming at each other as you argued your points. Your main point being death awaited you regardless. His was that you’d have to learn how the Netherworld worked just how he would have to learn how the Land of the Living worked. It took some work, but you both called a truce. Marriage and death were out of the question.

That had to be what was bothering him. That was the only thing you could come up with and it was in fact the thing that was bothering him. The seed of doubt had been planted in his head right next to the willow tree of worries. You were so quick to say no to marriage he wondered if you even want to spend eternity with him. That wasn’t the case in the slightest, you positively loved everything about Beetlejuice, but it was hard for him. In truth as the seasons changed he saw you change with them. The changes weren’t anything drastic, you were still the you Beetlejuice fell in love with. Things were just different. You worked yourself to the bone ever since you bought your own house and moved out of the Deetz’s, paying for a house was a lot different than paying rent. With all the hours you spent at work left little time for you and Beetlejuice to partake in activities that didn’t involve you sleeping, thus left Beetlejuice to his own devices.

It left him stuck in his own thoughts. What if you were growing tired of him. What if you were just dragging him along. He felt like a dead weight and usually when he began to feel that way he would leave. But you were different, you somehow knew exactly what to say. It drove him mad because he’d have a speech prepared. Then after the speech you’d be fed up and he would leave and you could go on with your life and have something normal with someone else. But, the moment you walked through the door, and your eyes locked, and you weakly smiled as the words ‘I love you’ floated out of your mouth, he was trapped. Like a fly to honey he held you close and melted into you like a giant sap. Not like his plan would’ve worked anyway. You’d just call him back until you worked things out because where Beetlejuice was stubborn you were relentless.

You both were stuck with this feeling of inadequacy. Both of your worlds were so different and it was tugging at both of you. You had to figure out the best course of action to achieve a balance for the both of you. Even if that meant moving back in with the Deets. You sighed, you had to fix this. You couldn’t push it off any longer. This road block was not going to be the end of the only joy you looked forward to at the end of the day.

As your brain wandered on what to say your stomach started to swirl. You slowly pulled yourself off of the couch the pain in your head becoming more intense. As you stood the room started to spin and the yellow light coming from the ceiling fan started flashing. This overtime was killing you. You took a deep breath and slowly made your way into the kitchen. You opened your eyes slowly as you opened the spice/medicine cabinet. As you grabbed the ibuprofen your leg gave out. You desperately grabbed the cement countertop to hold yourself steady, dropping the ibuprofen but catching yourself as you did so. You let out a sigh of relief. As you went to pull yourself up you were quick to realize that wasn’t happening. So you sunk to the floor and sat there. You closed your eyes and held your head in your hands. Was this even a migraine anymore? Your head felt like it was going to burst and you started to involuntarily cry at the pain.

You need some medicine and a nap and it’s all over. It’d be okay. You sniffed and rubbed your eyes as you tiredly crawled toward the pill bottle. Just grab the pills and crash on the couch, you were okay.

As you pulled yourself up on the couch you stared at the ceiling fan. The blades rotated slowly but the yellow light emitting from the light bulbs began to become splotchy. Something wasn’t right, this wasn’t right. You needed help, you needed medical attention. Your heart rate began to spike as you quickly glanced to your bag on the floor. You knew your phone was buried under all the things you carried and you couldn’t work up the energy to crawl over towards the bag and dig your phone out of it. You let out a little laugh, you were alone. You were going to die alone. You smiled lightly, thanking whatever higher power that no one had to witness this. In a lot of ways this was the right time for you to die.

“Beetlejuice.” You called softly. You voice so low that you’d be surprised if you even actually said it. You wanted him here, you wanted him to be the first person you talked too.

“Beetlejuice.” You said softly again. You couldn’t wait to see him. You couldn’t wait to scare him. It would be a combo of surprising and scaring him. He couldn’t be mad at you either. You didn’t do it yourself, it just sort of happened. Things were working out and maybe you guys could take the next big step without there being any confusion or any hassle. Things could go the way you both wanted.

Your head stopped spinning but you felt yourself rocking. As if you were on a boat caught in the middle of a storm and you were just entering the eye.

“Lawrence.” You called as something in your brain popped and relief flooded your body. You felt your whole body relax and then nothing. There was no tunnel or bright light. There was just nothing.

“Hey, babes.” Beetlejuice said weakly as he entered the house through the kitchen door. He threw an empty can of that cheap green halloween hair spray, that he did in fact steal from the general store in town, in the trash and as soon as it landed he snapped his fingers and the whole trash can disappeared. The stuff fooled the Maitlands and it could trick you for a few minutes.

“I’m sorry I’m late but-.” He stopped suddenly as he saw you still on the couch and he couldn’t help the smirk from finding its way on his face. He wished the overtime wasn’t a thing and if he had things his way you wouldn’t have to work at all. There were easier ways, illegal ways of acquiring funds to support you. I mean you wouldn’t be the one doing any of the stuff Beetlejuice would be behind it all, but you would be taken care of. It honestly was a win/win situation. He’d get all of his demon tendencies out and lushly take care of His breather. Regardless of how tempting it sounded you declined his offer.

Beetlejuice approached the couch slowly and cautiously. Should he try and scare you awake or should he just gently nudge you awake as he carried you to the bedroom. Decisions, decisions he chuckled as a genuine mischievous green tint returned to his hair. This is going to be the fright of your life. He thought as his feet left the floor.

As he rose into the air he noticed it. He notice that your chest wasn’t rising and falling. He noticed how still you were. His concentration being broken as he roughly fell to his feet.

“Babes?” He questioned as his panic set into his features. His hair beginning to be littered with bundles of white and deep blue hues. Beetlejuice was scared, absolutely terrified as he examined your lifeless body lying on the couch. He knew you were dead. He couldn’t mistake a corpse if he tried. But, he clung to the hope that you were still alive.

“Hey, hey, get up. C’mon you got me. Get up, babes.” He said desperately. “(Y/N), get up!” He shouted as he reached for your arms to shake you awake. As his calloused hands met the smooth cold skin of your arms he could see it. He watched you die, he saw you struggle to get to the medicine, he watched you fall, how you weakly climbed back into the couch, he heard you call his name three times.

He let out a deep gasp as he was quickly reunited back within himself. Tears were quick to stream down his face. Beetlejuice couldn’t exactly comprehend why he was sobbing. Why his tears weren’t joyful ones filled with hope and promise of your future without the alive and dead roadblock. But instead his tears were filled with rage and incomprehensible sadness. You were supposed to be living a full life, you were supposed to grow old, and he was supposed to be with you for as long as you allowed. Beetlejuice’s hair started to change from a deep blue to a flaming red.

He was furious as he squeezed your body tighter and held you closer. He carefully laid your lifeless body back on the couch and tried his best to cool down as he delicately rested your head on one of the many throw pillows you had.

“I’m sorry.” Beetlejuice choked out. He couldn’t help but feel as if this was his fault.

You didn’t think it took so long for the soul to leave the body. You poked your head out from around the closet door. You examined Beetlejuice’s hunched over deminor and any thought you had of scaring him flew out of the window.

“Beej, honey.” You said as you quickly left the coat closet. You saw him jump and a light giggle left your lips.

“I got you.” You said as your guy’s eyes locked as he stood up. He was still crying as you just shook your head and walked through the couch and into his arms. You wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him into a tight and loving embrace.

“I got you.” You repeated as he wrapped his arms tightly around your waist and buried his face into the crook of your neck. A laugh escaping his lips as his hair returning to a bright and luscious green.

“I love you.” He said through muffled sobs. You intertwined your fingers with his hair, some of it still stiff from the hairspray, as you cooed into his ear. You had no idea what was going on. You had no idea why he was so upset. Wasn’t this perfect?

“Beej, what’s wrong? You’ve been acting differently lately. Talk to me.” You pulled away from him and you carefully cradled his face in your hand. He looked so sad. Beetlejuice’s free hand held yours softly against his face as his free arm held you close to him. He let out a heavy sigh and sucked it up as tints of deep purple danced through his hair.

“I don’t want to lose you and now that your dead I don’t want you to think you have to stay. I’d dragged you down when you were alive and now your dead. I don’t even remember a time in the past few weeks that you felt motivated to do much of anything. I feel like I’m sort of the blame for that because I can’t really do much of anything to help with the whole living thing. Y’know keeping the roof above our heads and all that other bullshit. You didn’t even get to really enjoy- wait.Why are you smiling? Stop smiling.”

“You emotional bug.” You said as you brought your face to his in a soft kiss.

“You weren’t going to lose me when I was alive and you aren’t going to lose me now that I’m dead. Yes, things were difficult but none of it was ever your fault. You never tied me to anything, well except the bed.” There you go, saying the right things at the right times. Beetlejuice snickered as you placed a kiss on his neck.

“But that’s it. None of this is your fault, it was just my time. And honestly it couldn’t have come at a better time, love bug.” You looked up at him with hope and for the first time in the past few weeks Beetlejuice saw that bright gleam in your eyes. He rolled his eyes and clicked his tongue at the nickname.

“You’ve gotta stop with the pet names, sugar.” His tears had dried and he calmed down enough to where his hair returned to a bright green. A couple strands of light pink spotting in his hair, but that didn’t need to be addressed.

“Over my dead body, Beej.” You smirked as you rested your head on his chest.

“We are over your dead body, babes.” You both laughed as he kissed your head. The doorbell rang and your head popped up. A wicked grin plastered on Beetlejuice’s face as he looked at you for approval. You just smirked, you might as well christen your death with a big scare.

“I’ll creek the door open, but don’t scare them to bad. The dead body is going to be enough to scar them.” You said as you began to head towards the door but Beetlejuice grabbed your wrist pulling you back into his embrace.

His face beamed with joy. The pink in his hair becoming more noticeable. Everything was okay and everything was going to be okay. He pecked a quick kiss on your lips before you pushed him away from you.

“You are one lucky bastard.” You said as you headed towards the door. The Netherworld was in for quite a surprise after your death celebrations. Then the wedding after that, well after Beetlejuice asked.

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sungiesangel · 4 years

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Dear Doonie,

I may or may not have made a bet with Doonie from @straysunshine that she is the sweetest person and that her moots would all sign a petition to agree. But I used this bet as a ruse to instead contact her moots to write her a sweet letter since she brightens everyone else’s day with letters. So Doonie, these are some sweet letters from your wonderful moots for you! Now since I don’t know all of her moots I’m sorry if I missed anyone you are welcome and encouraged to reblog this and add your own lovely words for Doonie!

Dear Dooniebear!

I have heard that you didn’t feel super great today and I want to make you cheer up a but with that text message! @sungiesangel actually organized this all (and is such an angel for doing so!) I which is so crazy to see that you have all of these supporters behind you, standing for you like a whole family. Cause that’s what we are, we are a big family on here. I’m not a friend you know for too long but I can promise you that I am here to stay until we are grey and moldy:P I will be here for you as my friend and as a companion to go through the hardest times in life. We are all super young on here and the age range between us isn’t as far as with other moots I have so I kind of found a long lost twin sister! You are so appreciated by your family on here and so so loved for what you are. A cute and smol bean. Just like I always tell you, come to me when you have any kind of weird feeling and I will harass your submission with Minho cute pics!! Well I am kinda getting out of the topic, so what I wanted to say is that you are so precious and loved and admired by me. only the concept of your whole blog makes me smile, writing letters to make someone’s day a bit brighter! you really do deserve every hug in this world! it is now 3 AM and i am sobbing because you already after this short amount of time mean so much to me!! i love you and i hope we can have a long lasting friendship, i hope we can expand our family and have more and more moots on here!! i love you so much doonie!! -Anna💕💕

@seungmins-sunshine

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Doonie~💕

I don’t know why but I heard that you haven’t been feeling as happy and energetic as usual... :’(

I needed to say that YOU my dear are the brightest shining star in this universe and we are all so in love with your bubbly personality. I can just be happy and honored to have you as my friend, without you here I actually don’t think I would’ve continued to write on this blog. You are so so wonderful, and you amaze me with your skills in writing in a style which resembles every member. It seems like witchcraft that you just do it so flawlessly but somehow you’re still not feeling good enough about yourself, as for now it is wayy to late to function correctly but I want you to know that my asks/ dms are open for you everyday every time and everywhere! I love you DOONIE!!❤️❤️

Mariposa💓

@b-a-b-y-s-t-a-y

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Doonie~ You’re caring, conscientious, kind, and sweet as anything. The idea of letters from Stray Kids, especially, shows just how much you care for others and notice when they need support, love, or just a reminder that things will get better. It’s definitely helped many people. So, just remember that when we all say you’re sweet and lovely, it’s because we mean it!

@straycozy

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Doonie is such an amazing person, she gives me so much motivation and helps alot even when I'm sad, and I love her for that. She deserves the world and so much more. The universe even, sometimes I feel like I don't deserve her cause she's such a sweet angel- Anyway if Doonie reads this I want her to know she's amazing and I love what she does.

@mini-meanhoe

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heyy doonie! I don't really know where to start, but I'm sososososo glad that i started talking to you! you're really kind, (a little too kind) and the softest person I've ever met haha🙈 please don't ever change for anyone✨ i love how you're always making everyone else's day, so I hope these messages do too! Love you loadss💕💕—nova <3

@starryseung

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Doonie you're the most wonderful, and the most precious. Thank you for always checking in on me and being so genuinely lovely all the time. You're the best. Love ya ♡

@mikoto-ica-fics

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Doonie,I always think about you as the most amazing, sweet and caring woman.I'm really blessed and thankful to have you in my life.I have started adoring you more and more each day.I admire you for the caring and joy that you share without end,your heart what is full of love and care.

You mean so much to me and I care so much about you.I am really happy to have such a wonderful person in my life.your kindness is infinite and you're my constant reminder that people can be good. I can't even tell you with words how much you mean to me.I wish you could feel all the passion and all the love that I carry around for you. You are beautiful, and you deserve every beautiful thing in this world.I would do anything to make you happy and smile.

@stormylix

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Okay Donnie, I suck at beginnings so I’ll just start. From the first moment we met I told you: you are one of the most nicest and selfless person in this place. I still think the same way. It’s amazing how much love and sweetness you give away, just because you want people to feel happy. We haven’t been talking for long, but you are one of most special friends I have here. I’ve talked to you about things I never talked to anyone. You are so naturally sweet and honest, it’s incredible. I’m so thankful we have met and that I get to call you my friend. You are a wonderful human and beautiful soul. I really hope you never change. You bring so much sunshine this world, everything would be so grey without you in it. I adore you so much, donnie!

@sauceracha

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I love you so much, Doonie. You're my ruby, my penguin and the Jisung to my Minho! I hope I can continue being your Mikki and emerald 🥺. You approached me when I was down and since then you've always been there for me. I really do enjoy our talks and I wish I could squish your cheeks in person! We may be only months apart and you may be way taller than me but hhshshhs you're still gonna be my baby hehe. :D You're so adorable and one of my best friends on here...thank you for being there for me when I needed it most. 💓

@nightshade-minho

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Doonie! Soonie doongie elite combo! My precious friend :3 I love you so much, okay? I know you've been getting a lot of unnecessary hate lately (not that hate is every necessary qidkwjd) but I want you to know that there are a lot of people who love you and cherish you for who you are. I know you're always trying to be this really happy person who makes everyone else feel better, but you need to know that it's okay if you're having a bad day, a bad week, or even a bad month, it's completely okay. It's also completely fine for you to reach out to someone and to talk about what's making you unhappy, because there are people who want to help you as much as you help them. You're a very sweet person and I want you to know that you're loved and people need you as much as you need them. Don't be afraid to lean on someone's shoulder when you need to, okay? I'll always be here for you, I love you xx

~ your Sasha <3

@thevampywarlock

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Dear my big sis Doonie,

Hi Doonie!! It's your baby Mangos!! This was the surprise you were super anxious and worried about it hehe. I really hope you know I love you so much and you mean sooooo much to me!!! I can't wish for another Doonie! We've been friends for a few months now, and I'm very glad we've met! I remember the way we met like it was yesterday :') Doonie, I love you sooo much, and I really appreciate everything you've done for me. Thank you for supporting me, loving me, protecting me, looking out for me, and so much more to name. I love you so much to where I cry because I love you. Doonie, you are incredibly amazing. Please know that and accept it. I know you don't think the same, but many others think the same way as me!! So please accept it. For me? Your baby? I love you so much, and it'd mean so much if you did. Doonie, as our friendship grows I will always be here to support you, love you, care for you, let you cry on my shoulder, and so much more. I'll always be here for you Doonie. Always. So don't evenr think you're bothering me, or you're being annoying because you AREN'T. At all. I love you with all my heart. I appreciate everything you've done for me, and thank you. Thanks to you, I wouldn't have grown to be such an amazing Mango. Thank you for taking care of me and always listening to me. I love you so much Doonie. You are amazing💕

Love, your baby Mango

@yangomangos

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To finish off I just want to say that contacting all your friends was so lovely. I got to see just how much everyone cares about you! You truly are cared for Doonie! They all really care for you so much and I hope this shows you just how much! Thank you to everyone who helped do this! And please know how much i love you my cute, sweet, wonderful lil Tzuyu! -Susu

Love, all your friends🥰

#we love you very much #I hope you we didn't make you cry #this is to brighten your day #also you are the sweetest and this is my petition to prove it

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all-hail-stevinel · 4 years

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I'd love to know more about Spinel's relationship with Sammy and the guys!

Oh!! It makes me so happy that you guys like my bois!!! lol when I first wrote in Sammy and the guys I thought they would just be for that scene and done but bc so many people liked them I’ve had fun bringing them back and giving them more depth!

The bois background:

Josh- typical white boi but with a heart of gold. Helpless mom friend of the group. Desperately tries to keep them all out of jail, but get a few beers in him and he’s the one they have to stop from silly shenanigans. His hair is fluffy and blonde, so sometimes the other guys call him ‘Poodle’. This whole squad drinks respect women juice but my boy Josh takes it to a new level. He’s the most sensitive of the bunch, with his own family problems that make it easier for him to relate to and empathize with others. He and Spinel bond initially over his first kind gesture buying those tickets, but it furthers when they hang out more and he learns about her time spent in the garden. Josh was abused as a kid so its something he can really relate to and they’ve had lots of conversations about their shared trauma where Josh imparts Thaerapist Given Wisdom ™ upon her that she takes back to Steven. He has seven locally adopted dogs all named after planets. He loves them all equally but Jupiter, his sweet three-legged brown pitbull, loves to follow him places. She gets along really well with Lion and Spinel and loves turkey bacon. Steven can admit that just having the cute animal by his side makes Josh the hardest to hate, but he and Universe certainly manage lol

Marcus- youngest of the bunch but equally sweet. He’s a music lover at heart and plays the violin, he and Spinel start bonding when she tells him about her ukelele lessons with Greg. He dyes his hair a different color every week, so his shirts are always stained but it doesn’t really matter bc he’s always covered in paint. He loves street art and during her more rebellious moments, Spinel likes to bounce around Beach City with Marcus in tow, painting murals and graffiti and escaping before the ruby cops can stop them. Marcus really relates to the lost feeling that Spinel often has, having run away from home. All the guys lived together in an apartment in Empire city considering that they’re the sons of rich and distant parents, but Marcus is the only one who purposefully ran away from homophobic ones and is trying to re-invent himself, something Spinel deeply understands.

Kyle- my man is a modern sage in the modern age. 420 blaze it, Kyle is there with a funny story that’ll have you rollin’ with laughter paired with the kindest eyes. He loves to dance and lose hours playing Mario kart, though a majority of his time is actually spent doing volunteer work around empire city and baking. My man loves baking lol and not just the weed kind. He wanted to become a pastry chef but business management gave him terrible anxiety attacks so instead, he does it just for fun and is much happier for it. All the guys love supporting him and trying out all his dishes, always stuck between wanting to share them or hoard it to themselves. Spinel and Kyle took a little longer to get along, but now go together like apple pie alamode! He understands her anxiety and helps her manage it with breathing tools and physical comfort. He’s the most supportive whenever she and Steven get into a fight, whether she’s in the right or not, he’s a ride or die friend ready to take on Steven one-on-one despite how scrawny he is in comparison. His height makes him overconfident lol. He the group mischief-maker, the voice that encourages all of Sammy’s wild crazy plans with the sort of calm lulling tone of a brewing storm. He loves drama and causing chaos, which when Spinel is in the mood, makes them a dangerous combo

Sammy- party animal. Excessive emoji user. Loves plants, owns approx 233 succulents who all have their own names. You will respect the plant baby names. cHUGS respect women juice. Has wrestled an alligator before on a family trip, and the alligator won. When not partying this cool cucumber likes to sleep his days away, tru night owl status. Does also love gardening and visiting farmers’ markets, which he tries bonding with Steven over it but the diamond boy clearly wanted no part despite his many attempts. Spinel loves all the guys but its clear that she and Sammy are the closet by far. He recently left an emotionally abusive relationship that was very similar to Spinel’s own with Pink. but what they initially bond over isn’t their shared trauma but instead their ‘jobs’ as entertainers. Sammy is known for being a wild party boi, having fun, getting too drunk and wreaking exhilarating havoc, which he does love. But all his life he would bottle his true emotions and feelings from those he was close to bc he felt obligated to always entertain them, to be their best friend and perfect plaything no matter how it truly made him feel. Upon discovering that and finding the courage to be open about herself, they became thick as thieves overnight. Sammy was the first number to be put in her phone after stevens. He’s arguably the most handsome of the group, but he’s also gay af which makes it even funnier when he purposefully flirts or suggestively touches Spinel bc he’s just trying to rile steven up.

As a group:

They are the best definition of boys will be boys

You know all those silly tik tocks and vine of groups of boys doin cute but stupid shit to funky background music? That’s these bois

They all love Spinel and during her first fight with Steven they let her stay over a whole week just so she could get time away

Despite half the group bein gay af they all love flirting with Spinel and complimenting her, mostly bc they think her blush is cute but also bc they know Steven and Universe are jealous whores and they think its SO FUNNY

Its made even funnier when they realize Spinel get *ahem* special treatment after all their obnoxious flirting that leaves her floating on cloud nine and covered in bruises, which hey to each their own. So the boys kind of make a game out of it, with the main goal basically whoever makes Steven snap wins. If you can get Universe to snap tho, you win for the week lol

If you make Spinel cry they will fight you. Please be reminded that they are all 6’0+ and these absolute madmen would fight a whole quartz army for her if she asked

If her time isn't being spent with Steven and the other gems, shes usually with them, causing mayhem. Their exploits end up in the news at least once a month to Stevens never-ending exasperation.

Yes, including that one time they all got spinel drunk and she stole a tiger from an empire city zoo to be friends with Lion

“But Stevieeeee, he’s so lonely its not fair!”

Do NOT make drunk spinel cry. These bois WILL turn on Instant Kill Mode

#stevinel #double trouble au #i love this ask!!!#steven x spinel #dem bois #oc characters #spinel #steven universe #my au #my fic #ask more if youd like!

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soft-weeb-sugar-02 · 4 years

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Hey again!

I finally completed a lemon and thought I'd post it on here~!

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Ship: Bakugou x Kirishima

Requested by: N/A

Tags: Virgin Bakugou, smut, sweet Kirishima, bottom bakugou, top kirishima, dorms, gentle

I hope you enjoy it~

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"You're a..virgin..?"

Bakugou blushed slightly and looked away from Kirishima with slanted scarlet eyes. "Y-yeah! And so fucking what" He spat back at Kirishima, crossing his arms over his chest like a baby. Kirishima sat surprised. He had always envisioned Bakugou to be the one who's scored more than him- though..he wasnt complaining...something about being the first to take him..was hot.

Kirishima smirked slightly and leaned to Bakugous ear, his hands hard at the other boys broad hips. "I'm not complaining bak...I'm glad I'm going to be the first one to take you..I wanna show you a good time.." Ejirou purred close to the other boys ear- Bakugou shivered. Hed usually send a snark back but..god that turned him on. Kirishima's lips slowly trailed to kiss Bakugou's softer ones. Bakugous eyes widened slightly as he grunted- but relaxed into it as Kirishima replaced one hand at his hip to hold his chin tight.

Kirishima moaned in the kiss as he dominated Bakugou in there passionate love affair. Bakugou mewled into the kiss as he felt Kirishima take control, grunting as he felt Kirishima's shark like teeth bite at his swollen lip- Bakugous arms reaching to the bed to steady himself; melting into Kirishima's touch. Once both had ran out of breath they pulled away- a thick string of saliva connecting there tongues together.

Kirishima's half lidded crimson eyes met Bakugou's pretty face...hed never looked so pretty in his entire life.

The way his eyes were slanted and his pupils dilated with ecstasy...how his breath was heavy as drool dripped down his chin. Kirishima could feel his pants tighten and he bit his lip at the sight of Bakugou so vulnerable- he thought hed take the chance as he let his rough hands trail to Bakugous lower half. "Look at you Bakugou-" He teased, making bakugou keep eye contact as one hand trailed to between his pretty thighs. "All vulnerable and submissive for me...such a difference from usual..eventhough..I'm not complaining.." he finished with a signature chuckle which bounced off the walls as he rubbed his inner thighs.

Bakugou was a mess. He couldn't even think anymore..he just wanted Kirishima to touch him more with his strong hands- but he was too stubborn to say that. He grunted and bit his lip, looking away from Kirishima as he spread his legs slightly- welcoming his gentle hands to touch him. "S-shut your mouth.." he stuttered in a low small voice that sounded far away. Kirishimas grin couldn't help but widen, his hand edging dangerously close to the bulge between Katsuki's legs.

Kirishimas hungry eyes looked Bakugou up and down as he savored what he was seeing and bearing his teeth unknowingly. Bakugou felt small underneath Kirishimas touch, more of his stubborn, violent facade peeling away to reveal a small submissive virgin who just wanted to feel good. Biting his lip as Kirishimas hand began palming him softly in his pants- his bulge twitching as he felt the need to grind against Eijrous magic hands.

Kirishima didnt think his grin could widen anymore.

How Bakugou grinded against his hand so slowly, small beautiful moans escaping his mouth as he laid his head to the side letting Kirishima and his body take control- his face red and his breath heavy. Kirishima bit his tongue, and let his hands pull away reluctantly; earning a resultant whine from the needy Katsuki. "God Bak, look at you.." Kiri purred, his breath heavy- and his hands parked at the waistband of Bakugous trousers "You're so amazing...so..hot...i cant even put it into words!"

Bakugou whined at the praise and bit his lip, his cock felt like it was going to explode- he needed Kirishiams touch...or he wouldn't last too long. But Katsuki had too much pride still left inside of him to say that- even when so vulnerable to Eijrous eyes like this. But Kirishima wasnt dumb. He could see the subtle signs as more of his hands away made Bakugou squirm more and whine- he knew what he needed and that made Kirishima excited.

Hands slowly unzipped Bakugous trousers and by the band steadily pulled them to his knees- to Katsukis glee and comeuppance as he became shy. Kirishima chuckled at how his thighs instinctively went to clasp together- he had almost forgotten he was a virgin and no one had probably ever touched him like this before. That made Kirishima a little happier than it should.

"No need to be shy Bak...I'm gonna make you feel better than anyone else has before..." Eijrou purred, his ruby eyes meeting Katsuki's fuller ones, his hands snaking between his thighs to spread them apart gently. "I'm gonna make you feel good...just like you want" Katsuki bit his lip and looked to the floor, nodding softly as his cock twitched at Kirishimas words. "Please...be gentle with me.." He muttered through a small solemn voice, his own hands trailing to the waist band of his boxers- and slowly but surely pulling them down and letting them fall as they got past his thighs.

Kirishimas eyes widened, Bakugou looked away at his own arousal, embarrassed and red. Bakugous cock now free took a deep breath. It stood proudly between a soft bush of blond hair and was impressively tall, at a proud 6 or 7 inches- precum leaking from the needy red tip.

Kirishima was speechless. Obviously he had had small glances to his bulge when changing...but hed never imagined it this big. "S-stop staring!" Bakugou stuttered, breaking Kiri out of his dick dazed thoughts "if you're gonna make me feel g-good make me feel good dammit!". There was the last shred of Bakugous pride- and the last thread of Kirishimas control.

Strong hands took Bakugous cock and let them drag up and down, the flats of his thumbs pressing against the tip of his cock. Bakugou threw his head back and for once..couldn't contain his moans as he let out a pretty whine- letting his head fall back as Kirishima climbed between his legs and quickened his pace. It was if Bakugous brain was in the head of his dick as Kirishimas beautiful touch brought tears to his eyes, Eijrou humming softly as his hands worked their magic.

"Does it feel good baby..?" He purred, letting his face get closer to Bakugous beast of a cock. "You like the way my manly hands move around your cock..how I wanna make you cum like a good boy..". Kirishimas hot breath at the tip of his cock made bakugou moan and shiver simultaneously- a dangerous combo as it almost made him cum on the spot. Kirishimas hands slowed, his lips finding there way to Bakugous needy twitching tip.

That made bakugou see stars, a shakey hand finding it's way to cover his mouth as he moaned so loud he was scared all the other dorms would hear him. Kirishima liked that response and parted his lips to take the head in his mouth.That tipped bakugou over the edge...Kirishimas warm soft tongue rubbing at the sensitive slit of his twitching cock, the anticipation, the way his balls ached, how his teeth grazed dangerously against the sides..the way Kiris eyes met his- orgasm eyes. "F-fuck..!!" Katsuki hissed through his palm, sparks emitting as sweat gathered in his palms- bucking his hips..he shot his seed down Kirishimas welcoming throat.

Kirishima pulled away with heavy breath and cum down his chin, bakugous cock leaving his mouth with a soft 'pop'. Kirishima was almost suprised on how fast he came, but led it up to it being his first time. At this point Kirishimas own cock was begging at him, and looking at how weak and vulnerable Bakugou was like this...he needed him.

Bakugous tired eyes met Kirishimas wider ones- and with a sloppy smirk he laid on his back and spread his legs. Not even he knew if he could handle cumming again, but if there was one thing he did know...he knew in his euphoria haze..that he needed Kirishimas cock. His hands trailed from his face to the thick cheeks of his ass- spreading himself for Kirishima. "Cmon shitty hair...take me...i-i want your cock deep in..my v-virgin ass.." he muttered through bated breath.

Those sloppy sultry words from Bakugous drooling mouth went straight to his cock, his hands unknowingly going to his zipper and undoing it quickly- forcing his trousers down past his thighs. And biting his lip in anticipation as his eyes met Bakugous...pulling down his tight boxers.

This time Bakugous eyes widened in surprise.

Eijrous cock stood a little taller than bakugous, amidst a small bush of black hair. Bakugou blushed and looked away. God.. how was his ass meant to take...all that cock?

Kirishima smirked letting his hands push away Bakugous, spitting on his fingers and rubbing the slicked fingers on his tight little asshole. For bakugou it was weird sensation that made him shiver..but it fueled him more as his cock flood with blood. Kirishima positioned his hips as he pressed the tip of his cock to Bakugous slicked hole, his eyes met Bakugous as his face was so close to his and his hands on his hips.

Even through Bakugous tough exterior...Kirishima could tell he was a little scared. He kissed his cheek and massaged circles into his hips softly- relaxing him with his soft caring touch. "I'll be gentle bak...I promise..." He purred, his tip inching in with each soft word- feeling Katsuki's ass stretch to take him "I'll be real gentle with you like a man should..". As he completed his sentence Kirishima had managed to thrust the head completely in.

Bakugous mouth opened beautifully. "K-kirishima..fuck!" He moaned, gripping the sheets as he felt the amazing feeling of slowly being filled by the tip of Kirishimas fat cock. Kirishima bit his lip and growled, easing his cock into bakugou dangerously until he was about three quarters the way in. Bakugou had never felt so full..or good before, having the feeling of Kirishimas cock filling him so fucking full- how his tip was sitting just as his prostate.

Kirishima moaned at Bakugous tight warm ass, holding his hips as Katsukis fat ass swallowed up his already twitching cock. He let his lips trail to his ears. "I'm gonna start moving Bak..just stay still and enjoy it..I want to make you feel good" He purred, biting his earlobe as bakugou nodded- nuzzling into the warmth of his neck as his vision went dizzy. Kirishima began to move his hips at a slow soft pace..his cock moving back and fourth into Bakugous ass.

Each thrust brought such beautiful noises out of Katsuki- this was such an over stimulation for him..as if he was on cloud nine. His ass was being destroyed and he loved every slow thrust of it. As Kirishima hit all his sweet spots he felt his cock become hard again, letting his own hands snake down to pump himself at a fast pace...the combination of bother sensations was delicious..

Kirishimas eyes rolled back as Bakugous velvety ass swallowed up his cock, pumping and holding it for all it's worth- his back arched and his tongue stuck out as he let some moans out himself. The sight of bakugou rn...taking his cock now to the base..having his pretty cherry popped was driving Kirishima insane, his cock twitching softly in his ass as his thrust became fast and sloppy. Bakugou was near the edge, dripping in sweat and pre-cum he was close..and so was Kirishima..

Bakugous back arched as his body spasmed the sweet sensation of orgasm washing over him as he pumped his cock rapidly..covering his mouth again as he arched his back. "K-kirishima..Kirishima..gonna c-cum.!" He squealed in heavy breaths, his asshole contracting against Kirishimas cock tight- as his own shot ropes over his own tummy..soon going limp as the euphoria washed over him..Kirishima soon followed suit, giving Bakugous ass a few solemn thrusts- meeting his eyes with his as he moaned and came deep in Bakugous asshole.

Both of the boys stayed in position as there heavy breaths filled the room..

Kirishima pulled out, watching in glee as his cum spilled out of Bakugous pulsating asshole..and down his pretty thighs. He bit his lip and laid by bakugou, Bakugou clinging to him and nuzzling into him with as much energy as he had left..

"..I-I love you K-kirishima.." he murmured shyly, knowing then.. he really meant it..

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Umbrella Academy

season 2, episode 3

Next!

Again, live blogging and posting my reactions all in one post to avoid spamming.

This post got accidentally deleted yesterday so I had to write or all again (twice!)

Oh, starting with a Klaus and Ben 1960 flashback! Ah, Klaus... You have no shame. Let my baby eat though!

Lol "Chanel". Boy knows his fashion, of course.

And there's Boney M playing!

You can practically read his mind when he sees that diamond. Sugar momma alert! 😆

Damn, loving the black outfit, very sexy.

LEVITATING KLAUS WAS BEN LIFTING HIM UP! Seems that one crack theory on the fandom was right 🤣

Ben's face though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

These two are the best combo. I love them.

61, Baja, NM. Traveling hippie commune.

Is Klaus still sober? He refuses a joint here so I'm inclined to believe that he is but he isn't acting very sober... Then again that might be an act, just him embracing the hippy life.

CALLED IT!!! BEN FALLS IN LOVE, DOESN'T HE?! I FUCKING CALLED IT IN EP 1!

62, Varanasi, India. The river scene from the promos. Yeah, I called this one too. Klaus is already looking seriously uncomfortable and realizing this is getting out of hand.

63, San Francisco. Poor Klaus is practically suffocating under all the touching and nobody respects his space or his words.

Destiny's Children! 🤣 You are such a 90s kid, Klaus.

Run away, Klaus! Run! Escape the crazies.

Ok, let me paused to write out a thought...

So a lot of people were worried about the cult thing and Klaus's intentions but it's clear he had no malicious intentions at all. He charmed and impressed some people for survival purposes and thrived, he enjoyed the love and attention at first and the cult just grew around around him organically whether he liked it or not, more a hippy cult of personality then a religious sect, but at some point he saw that it had gone too far, the pressure and expectation became too much and he realized he'd bitten more than he can chew.

It's actually rather sad how he just wants to escape but the cultists objectify him to all hell, he has no privacy or personal space. The problem with Klaus is that he doesn't do anything mildly, he always goes too big until he's drowning. Boy is already self-sabotaging and I'm sure he's going to start self-destructing very soon as well.

End of thought. Clicking play again.

Ouch! Poor Diego 😰 Lila, that is not how you cauterize a stab wound...

"what happened?" -your dear daddy stabbed you, dude.

Did she really need to strip him so thoroughly? 😏 Yes, yes, she did.

Well, at least she's not sewing you up, Diego. No needles, yay.

"oh, he isn't dead." "Disappointed?" "To see you? Always 😊" -did I mention I love Five's sass? I did? Well, I do.

Old family friend 😆

"you don't untie him?" "Was I supposed to?" Oh Lila, you're adorable, poor Elliot.

Vanya, that is suspicious as hell, just mow down that weirdo!

Ok, good instincts but too slow.

Run, girl, run!

Got to admit, these Swedes are good battle strategy, they are surrounding her surprisingly well.

Is this were the badass Vanya promo was from? Show me badass Vanya, please.

BADASS VANYA! 💖

Ooooooh, very smart, Five!!!

One of the machines though? What are the others for? I'm curious.

Plano Street Rooming House for Solitary Men? That's real depressing, Luther.

It's the "the end is nigh" guy the same that was screaming with Luther in ep 1?

King Kong! Not sure if cute or rude af...

Ahahahah! Luther literally STUMBLING on "Allison" and then acting like an awkward Steve Rogers when the kids call him out 😆 Boy, when will you realize that your obsession is creepy?

Honestly, ALL the Hargreeves siblings can be divided into two categories- sweet awkward dork or sass king/queen, there is no in-between (but Diego and Klaus get to be both).

Convenient that Vanya would just sit there and wait to be found by Five but ok.

"I have a brother?" -honey, you have five (pun fully intended)

IKEA MAFIA! 😂

Nice crop circle, Vanya.

Five just rolls with the amnesia, huh? Doesn't even question it. Ok, then.

Why is Ruby, notorious mobster, sewing sequins? It's it for the dog? I bet, it's for the dog.

"Hargreeves. She your ex?" *Cue Luther's super awkward fumbling* "S-Sorta...Y-Yeah. Sure." - big boy, this is the point where you realize how creepy your crush on your own sister is, time to reevaluate.

KLAUS AND ALLISON REUNION! THEY ARE SO CUTE! 😭💜

Honestly, I need more Klaus and Allison interactions. They have so much bff potential.

*le gasp* "oh, you're married?" 😲 -yes, Klaus, you met him.

"dicks, drugs, debutants. My holy trinity" -ok so everything Klaus says should be taken with a grain of salt but does Klaus still do drugs or not? Considering the evolution of his powers with Ben I'd say no, but we aren't seeing other ghosts harassing him so... Hmm, I need confirmation.

"alternative spiritual community" my ass

Ah, Allison falls into the sass queen category.

Allison can have a little PTSD, as a treat. 😢

Those shoes! Hi, Handler.

Those shoes really are her signature by now. Those heels could kill a man.

Handler as a brunette...? She looks good but I like her bleach blonde.

What did she say to make that boy pee himself?? Damn, Handler, no wonder your kid is a mess.

These dudes need to start listening to my girl Allison, instead of following her husband like puppies.

Great speech, girl! ✊

What is up with that sandwich???

Oh wait, it's Ben right? Klaus is using his powers to get Ray out of jail, isn't he?

Yup, of course he is.

Ben being all sassy and cocky about it gives me life.

"high places" - 😆

Poor Ray, you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into.

"family barbecues are about to get reeeeeeeal weird" - I'd actually like to see that.

"leave the pot, dear" - you're such an old man, Five.

"any questions?" Five, if be worried if she DIDN'T have questions after all that.

"asteroid impact" -aww 💜 you really do care for her feelings, Five... But you have to tell her the truth sooner or later.

Harlan likes classical music, huh? Good thing he knows a good violinist.

Harlan and Sissy... 😭 My poor heart.

Ouch! What is wrong with you, Lila? You're right but what is wrong with you?

"I can't believe I got shanked by my own father" - can't you, Diego? Really? After everything else that man did to you and your siblings?

"man to man, that son of bitch wouldn't stand a chance" - yeah, he would, he taught you all you know, boy

Not sure if Lila's story is true or not but... I still have that one theory that she was born on October, 1989...

"I don't understand you!!!" - ahah, poor Diego 🤣

Really? Right in front of Elliot's tuna mold?

Man, Handler is really obsessed with Five...

Oh, Luther, you giant puppy...

This is so AWKWARD!

Bonbons, Luther? Really?

Ok, this small talk is even MORE AWKWARD! It physically hurts to listen to this.

The pain in his face and voice when Luther goes "S-so great" 😭

boy, this is the moment you realize it's time to move on, you're not isolated teenagers in a dysfunctional home anymore, let her be your sister and find love elsewhere.

The sit in!

"seven languages" sassy, sassy, I love her.

YOUNG DAVE!

Oh no... Klaus, no, baby... Oh, this is painful.

Ben, don't be mean, let your brothe have this.

What kind of gay man doesn't know what eggshell is? 😆

"is this considered stalking? 'cause I think you're stalking now" - well, BEN, following your brother 24/7 for 15 years can also be considered stalking

Oh no, Vietnam flashbacks... Poor Klaus 😭😭😭

"Vietnam fling"? Ben, you know it wasn't just a fling! Stop being mean.

Aw, Klaus just wants to save Dave... He's willing to sacrifice their relationship to save Dave's life... 😭😭😭

I know Ben is just worried but he could be less mean...

Damn, this sit in thing is really upsetting...

Why is Ray being weird? Is he suspicious of Luther and Alison's relationship? Or is he just unhappy that Allison kept secrets about her family?

Oh Luther, no... Self-harm by proxy is not going to make you feel better.

Oh, motherfucker! That coffee thing was such an asshole move!

Shit, this scene is so well written, the way something so small is making the whole protest escalate to all hell... The police brutality, the parallels with recent events... Disturbing and brilliant and deeply relevant!

Yes! Rumor that motherfucker, Allison!

Oh no, don't be scared of your wife, Ray! Don't be suspicious!

Poor Allison... 😢

Oh Luther, you dumbass... 😢

Lila going to meet mommy, huh?

Oh, she's still wearing Diego's bracelet. Cute.

I know this scene between Handler and Lila was supposed to be a shocking plot twist but after David Castañeda's interview slip up, I already knew.

Still, an excellent scene and very cool surprise.

Like I said before, I really like Lila, I don't trust her AT ALL but I like her.

...

THIS WAS SUCH AN EMOTIONAL EPISODE... Again.

My god, this show gives me life.

#tua #tua s2 #tua s2 spoilers #live blogging #reactions #my phone keeps correcting vanya to baby #and honestly it's not wrong

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elliepassmore · 4 years

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In the Afterlight Review

5/5 stars Recommended for people who like: dystopian, found families, psychic powers, inner group conflict, impossible decisions After where we left off at the end of NF, ITA opens up in a very distinctly apocalyptic setting. The series has always vaguely had that feel in the way most near-future dystopian books do, but the EMP and bombing of LA tipped the scale further into apocalypse territory. I enjoyed how Bracken really explored the vision of a bombed-out LA and the impacts that might have on suburbs like Burbank. Something about the image of burned, shelled cars and brick rubble and abandoned shops just does something for me in terms of settings, aesthetic, and mood. I think, in this case, it works quite well to set the tone of the first bit of the book. The second setting is pretty neat too. It’s another League location in California, but a bit farther north. The place is like a huge compound with secret rooms as well as tunnels connecting it to different locations. It’s the perfect place to hide a bunch of kids while you’re planning an action against, say, the ‘rehabilitation’ camps Psi kids are kept in. Aside from suiting the purposes of the characters, this second setting also visualizes the divide that starts to occur between what’s left of the League in CA, with some (most) of them hanging out in the Garage, which is separated from the main portion of the compound by a long tunnel, and those that are left mostly sticking to the main part of the compound. The Garage is definitely cooler visually, I’ll say that, but the ideology and plans of those who hang out there is a little too optimistic for reality. With this as the last book dedicated to Ruby’s story, it’s mostly about closing out her arc. After LA, she wants so desperately to do the right thing by everyone and is stretching herself so thin it’s no wonder certain stuff ends up happening. She’s much more in-tune with her powers, though she still doesn’t like using them and still wants a cure. I like how things go for her in this one, for the most part. I feel bad for her in this one more so than the others. She’s so down in the dumps and so few people see it, like, I think Liam picks up on it, but it’s only really addressed when they have some down time together, which is neverand then the only other one to really mention her emotional mood is Zu. So, Ruby basically has a boyfriend who’s as busy and her and a 13-year-old to discuss her mental state with….not great options. With all her issues on her powers and the insecurities that come with that, added into the mess with Jude and dealing with Clancy and the issue with the League agents and wrangling everyone, it just gets to be a lot and I feel so bad for her. One thing I am not too pleased about is her and Liam’s arguments and distance. Like…the entire thing is just so dumb and takes up multiple chapters, and then it’s resolved in one and they’re all peachy-keen again, which makes me wonder if the tension between them really needed to last as long as it did (but I’ve decided to blame exhaustion, stress, and Clancy for this one). Speaking of Liam…I’m not really sure what to think of him in this one. He’s definitely gung-ho for helping other kids and making sure that the camps are shut down, but his plans for going about it lack the teeth that they had in TDM (and, ironically, his OG plans are the ones Ruby builds on and he disagrees with, so…). I can’t tell if he’s just reeling from everything that happened in NF or if it’s just a weird character change that makes him inclined to think that a media storm will successfully bring the camp system down or what. His change in plan combined with his dislike of Cole, his distrust for the League, and Ruby’s own insecurities, just leads to him coming out as quick to irritate in this one. I will give him the fact that having your memory stolen and then regifted would be extremely jarring and invasive. I get why he writes the note, and I get why he’d be touchy and angry about that, but the rest of the stuff is just, I’m pretty sure, just his judgement getting clouded. Not to mention, he’s a hell of a lot more reckless, though we are seeing things through Ruby’s POV and he could always have been exceedingly careful, so there’s that. Outside of those interrelated changes, he is largely still the super sweet, super supportive, protective Liam we saw in TDM and NF. Even when he is fighting with Ruby, or even later with Cole, he still wants to understand and combine ideas instead of dismissing them out of turn. Chubs is once-again stuck between his two friends and hates it, though he does his best to work with them. I feel like Chubs gets a lot more mature in this one and faces things with a wiser attitude than he did before. I mean, he was always the more cautious one of the bunch but he just got an extra layer of professionalism added to him throughout this book. He seems a lot more at ease with life and with himself, which was good to see. On the other side of the spectrum, we get to see a much more emotional Vida than we have before. Sure, in NF we saw her angry plenty, but here there’s a mix of sadness and grief and desperation and camaraderie and support we didn’t get in the previous book. Her walls break down a lot more and she’s willing to admit that she’d prefer to talk about what happened to Jude rather than just shove it down and away like everyone else seems inclined to do. She also starts a surprisingly tight friendship with Zu, and the two of them are definitely a force. Zu comes in about a third- to halfway through the book. I love Zu, she’s such a great character personality-wise, but she also has a way of cutting right to the center of things and helping people. She may be young, only 13 in this one, but she’s go the insight of someone much older. What happened in the novella In Time has clearly impacted her when she first comes into ITA, but she slowly and steadily overcomes it, learning and helping those around her and letting them boost her in return. She grows a lot as a character, and it was awesome to read. Nico is an interesting character, since he was in NF, but it was difficult to really get a feel for who he was as a character in that one. Here, we see he has a lot of regret over what happened in LA, and he’s working to reconcile the Clancy he used to know to the person Clancy is now. Nico’s unflinchingly loyal, but he’s come to realize he put his money on the wrong horse and is struggling to make it up to everyone. Clancy’s still a piece of work and none of his character development comes internally, it’s all external. We do get to meet his mom, though, and combined with what we know of President Gray….well, it just explains a lot. Okay, it’s kind of spoilery, but I absolutely adore the entire thing Ruby has going on once she’s back in Thurmond. She goes back in and she’s struggling so much with the feelings of fear and absolute terror the place instill in her, plus the worry that the plan won’t work because the people on the other side won’t come or won’t come in time, just makes the fact she fights through it all that much better. I wish her reunion with Sam was a little better, though, I did want there to be a bigger thing with them, but whatever, we get that in Beyond the Night. My favorite scene from this collection of chapters is when Ruby’s in the control tower with O’Ryan and just snaps on his ass. It’s great. Of the main three books—TDM, NF, and ITA—this one comes in as my second favorite, with TDM as the first and NF as the last. The settings are, once again, fantastic, and I love a lot of the plot and events that occur in this book. I do think that Ruby and Liam fighting as much as they do only to have an insta-make-up was not great (though I do have my suspicions that they’re issues were exacerbated by Clancy manipulating Ruby. Ever notice how the two times he does it large-scale, she’s also separated emotionally, and generally physically, from (primarily) Liam and the others? My hunch is Clancy saw how well it worked the first time and used his Orange powers to manipulate it into happening again). Overall, ITA is a good ending to the series and I’m pretty satisfied with it all around. Clancy Story in 2018 Edition 5/5 stars The story picks up from when Ruby went to see Clancy at the end of ITA. The collection is basically a run-through of Clancy’s worst moments. There are some of them, like when he and Hayes and Olivia find East River to establish it that aren’t too bad. Then there are others, like the ones where he’s strapped to a table getting experimented on, that are downright awful. Most of them fall somewhere in between. The way it’s set up, I believe it’s a reverse chronological order of Clancy’s memories. The first one is from ITA, when he tells Ruby that she’s the one who tipped off the PSFs about the Sawtooth camp, and the last one is from when he’s pretty little, probably around three or four. I like that, as we progress through the story and the memories, we also get to see how Clancy’s warped mind was built up bit by bit. As a child, he obviously has little malice other than when it comes to protecting himself from others. As time goes on and he’s experimented on, that malice and cruelty grows into what it is in the first memory. Aside from the way we’re seeing each memory erase based on how recent it is, I love how Bracken chose to end each scene with “a heartbeat, and it’s gone.” There’s just something about that line, about the speed and finality of it that I just love. Nico features in most of the memories, so we get to see how Clancy, in his own weird way, does have feelings for the other boy. Clancy doesn’t have full-blown romantic feelings about Nico, or even what I’d necessarily call a crush, but he definitely is attached to him and Nico holds sway. I think this might be my favorite ‘exclusive short’ of the bunch. It’s a combo of the formatting of the piece and the way we get to see inside Clancy’s head and watch his development into the person he is in the TDM series that makes it one of my favorites.

Note: Since Through the Dark is just a bind-up of the novellas, it’s coming out on Saturday and TDL’s review will be coming out next Wednesday

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franklyshipping · 5 years

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The Cutest Arrogance ~ A Markiplier and Jacksepticeye Ego Fanfic

OKAY SO THIS ONE IS A COMBO OF TWO ASKS FROM TWO DIFFERENT ANONS WHO REQUESTED LEE ANTI AND LER WILFORD FICS. ONE PROMPT WAS ANTI BEING ARROGANT SAYING HE CAN HANDLE TICKLES WITHOUT REACTING, SO WILFORD PROVES HIM WRONG IN FRONT OF SOME ONLOOKERS, AND HE SECOND WAS ANTI BEING CHEEKY AND BANTERY WITH WILFORD WHICH SPURS WILFORD TO TICKLE THE HELL OUT OF HIM! LET'S DO THIIISSS!!!

TAGGING: @anti-switch-glitch @yandere-ipli-ler @silvlee-shepherd and @thehostofleetrature

It was a cool day to be around Wilford Warfstache. Why? Because that man was at the peak of his energies and was babbling away about anything and everything, and basically putting the world to rights with his logic. He already had a number of spectators. The polyamory of Yandere, Host and Silver Shepherd, or as I call them Yanostiver, were snuggled on a couch and giggling as Wilford paced back and forth in the living room. He had a martini in one hand, a fez on his head, and passion in his heart.

'Right, right, right so I was SHOOK! You think you know what it is to be shocked but then something of this MAGNITUDE and RARITY happens that it knocks the badonkas off your hula-hoops!'

The three on the couch giggled, honestly Wilford was the funniest person on the planet and even though it may not seem like it....listening to him babble like this was actually quite relaxing. He wasn't too loud, his warbling voice was smooth, and all in all it was like having a mad adventure story read out to you before bed-time. The other spectator Anti, who was in his own chair, was loving it just as much as the others; he snickered when Wilford slurped at his drink before continuing.

'I mean c'mon! The most stoic of us all! THE Google IRL is ticklish and couldn't hold it back! I mean this is just the final proof that NO-ONE can hide their ticklishness! I mean c'mon he's the master droid of serious techy schmeck-schmeck, if he can't hold back his giggles then no-one can!'

Wilford was very resolute in this. A little while ago he'd had an altercation with Google that resulted in them having a little tussle, which just by chance allowed Wilford to discover the droid's ticklishness. He'd been telling EVERYONE he saw about it with the greatest glee imaginable. Everyone had also agreed with him....until now. Until Anti. Anti very much disagreed with Wilford, because in his own mind....he thought himself to be the exception to Wilford's conclusion. He'd scoffed at Wilford's words, thus attracting the man's attention. Wilford raised an eyebrow at the lounging glitch.

'What? You think I'm wrong do ya glitchy?'

Wilford smiled challengingly, to which Anti narrowed his eyes with a broad smirk, arrogant as ever.

'No I don't think you're wrong, I KNOW you're wrong. And you're looking at the proof riiight here Warfy.'

Anti opened his arms with a giggle, and this time it was Wilford who scoffed, folding his arms across his chest.

'That is such bull malarkey!'

Anti sneered, standing up and deciding to pace around Wilford as he giggled. The man was in a very delighted, smug mood today, feeling on top of the world and thus on top of everyone in it. He crooned at the moustached man whose playfully glaring eyes followed him acutely.

'Awww, someone's a little sourpuss! Don't like being proved wrong?'

If Anti and Wilford hadn't been so focused on one another, they would have heard Yandere murmuring the words 'sick burn' before they, and their writer and hero, giggled to themselves whilst observing the scene. Wilford's upper lip quivered, threatening to let a growl escape as he replied snarkily.

'No, but this time I'm NOT being proved wrong. I've tickled you before....and I didn't imagine your pretty shrieks.'

That made Anti straighten up, warmth threatening the reach his cheeks as Wilford's chuckles echoed in his ears. Anti had a plan though, and idea that he figured Wilford would find believable; he was NOT going to lose this conflict.

'That may be, but that's only because you managed to get me when I wasn't prepared, when I didn't see you coming. If I know it's about to happen, I can hold back anything and everything, no matter WHAT you do. I'm not weak like you after all.'

Anti figured he sounded convincing. He hoped he sounded convincing.....FUCK did he sound convincing? He maintained his glittering smirk, his teeth glinting with a strong sense of ferality. Wilford blinked a few times at his words....especially those last few. Those made him step towards Anti, and soon they were nose to nose as Wilford snarled.

'How the hell am I weak?!'

Anti let out a giggle....ohh he'd been hoping Wilford was going to ask that. In one swift motion he snagged the martini from Wilford's hand and did a twirl....and when he spoke it came out in the most exaggerated, warbled tone that you ever did hear. Wilford's eyes widened as he realised....Anti had the audacity....to mock him.

'Oh dear GOLLYKINS not my sweet sultry hipbones I couldn't POSSIBLY handle such EVIL tickly wicklies from someone as OH SO SKILLED as you Anti!!! Oh dear MALARKY! PLEASE! I SHALL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU DEAR BOY IF ONLY YOU HAVE MERCY!!!'

Wilford was frozen in shock, blushing very hard very fast as he bowed his head. Okay....maybe on the few occasions that Anti had tickled him he'd had to resort to begging for mercy BUT there was no way in heck that he EVER spoke like that under any sort of circumstances! Anti was just being rude! Wilford's head soon snapped to their spectators however when he heard a splutter and a series of giggles, and he glared menacingly at Silver Shepherd, who had elicited the amused reaction. He growled, which made the hero squeak and hide in the shoulders of his lovers. Wilford turned back to Anti, who was now letting out incoherent warbles as he chugged down his martini.

'Sh-shut the hell u-up! I do NOT t-talk like that!'

Anti grinned at Wilford, now cackling like a madman as he approached him and pushed the empty martini glass into Wilford's hand with a wink.

'Y'know it's cute....in a pathetic sort of way.'

Anti had started turning away from Wilford, presumably to saunter out of the room with an air of satisfaction and victory. Well, Wilford Warfstache was NOT having that! He dropped the glass, safely on the carpet, and gripped Anti's forearm to bring him back into his chest.

'Well if you're so damn strong, I'd SO love to learn from you. Why don't you show me how tough you can be?'

Anti had gasped and snarled at being grabbed....but now....now his intimidating, smarmy demeanour....just had a slight quiver. Wilford never just threatened. He always, ALWAYS acted on everything, even if it was just a random suggestion that his brain generated. Anti was not going to let this happen, hell no, especially not in front of three people who he could feel were observing them with the greatest attentiveness. So...he cheated slightly. He glitched out of Wilford's grip, re-appearing a few feet away, and sneered.

'I don't have to prove myself to anyone.'

Anti was in the process of turning around towards the main door out of the room, a little surprised that Wilford hadn't bolted after him straight away....but as he faced the door, he realised why. He didn't know when or how....but Yandere was stood there. Their arms were folded and their shining ruby lips were set into quite the excited smirk.

'Actually Anti dear....there are a few of us who think that you really SHOULD prove yourself.'

Anti's eyes widened, especially when he heard Wilford chuckling behind him. He glared at Yandere before hurriedly glitching to the smaller door, the one other exit out of the room.....fuck. That goddamn righteous hero, clad in silver, copied Yandere's stance and spoke with a light giggle.

'You're not going anywhere.'

Anti had half a mind to barge past, his mind still wondering how the hell Yandere and Silver had gotten to the doors so fast....when the sound of someone snapping their fingers in the air made him realise. The snap was followed by two clicks....aka, the two doors locking. The Host. Anti swivelled round and was about to launch himself at the smirking writer, before he felt Wilford's arms wrap around him from behind.

'I think it would be rude to deny such a lovely audience.'

Anti struggled, and after a mere blink of his eye Silver and Yandere were snuggling once more with the Host, all of them eager eyed....well, the Host's inner mental eye was eager in his case. Luckily, there was another couch in the room, which Wilford swiftly pushed Anti onto with a growing enthusiasm in his eyes. Anti repressed and whine when Wilford sat on his thighs. He had no way to escape now....so Anti new he just had to....hope his lie might come true in his moment of need. He pursed his lips as he looked up at Wilford.

'I.....need to get into my zone.'

Wilford raised an eyebrow down at him, grinning happily.

'We have aaaaall the time in the world.'

Anti lightly glared up at Wilford...both of them knew what was going on, but of course, Wilford just had to make it a game. Anti knew this was Wilford getting revenge on him for being an ass....but he sure as hell wasn't going to make it easy. Anti took some deep breaths, then muttered.

'.....ready.'

Wilford giddily clapped his hands together.

'Excellent! Arms above your head if you please! I'm sure you'll have no difficulty in keeping them there.'

Wilford smirked, and Anti pursed his lips when he heard a few background chuckles. He raised his arms above his head and clenched his fists, focusing on looking at the ceiling as he felt Wilford's fingers push at his t-shirt. Soon, his entire tummy was exposed for all to see, and Wilford was very gleeful.

'Now....I know that this tummy of yours is ticklish...but, as you say, you've prepared yourself! You've got nothing to worry abouuuut....'

Wilford crooned as his hands hovered over Anti's belly.....but, as the glitch prepared himself for fingertips splaying or digits digging in....he didn't expect a teasing touch at the rim of his navel. Anti's eyes widened and his breath hitched in his throat as Wilford used a single finger to trace around his adorable little innie. Anti stayed quiet, but his jaw was clenched, which a few people noticed.

'He looks like he's desperately trying to keep food in his mouth....or something else....'

Silver giggled, which made a low growl come from the back of Anti's throat. When this was done, Silver was at the top of his list for revenge. For now though, Silver's giggles made Anti blush harder; especially since Wilford was now using his blunt nail for his tracing. Wilford grinned at Silver's comment, and he gasped and looked to the hero.

'By god you're right! You are an observant one, it's almost like Anti is trying to make his bullshit true!'

Anti was about to cry out in indignation, but he hurriedly clamped his mouth shut. Why? Because Wilford Warfstache's Goddamn Frick-Fracking pinky finger was swirling at an achingly slow pace inside his bellybutton. When I say slow, I mean slow. It took Wilford about 20 seconds to swirl around once, and it was SERIOUSLY ticklish agony. Anti was holding his breath and getting red in the face, using every ounce of his willpower and energy to not let out even a whimper, because then he'd lose.

'Remember Anti, you need to breathe....'

Wilford's grin was dazzling as he looked down at Anti, and honestly he was pretty damn impressed by how well he was holding out; Wilford never knew that someone could look so tough AND cute at the same time, and yet, here Anti was. At Wilford's words, Anti knew he'd have to release a breath...he had to.....so Anti tried something. He squeezed his eyes shut tight and gritted his teeth, before very carefully exhaling out through his nose....and inhaling....and exhaling again.

'My, my, even his nostrils are flaring with determination...'

Wilford spluttered out a laugh, and Anti clenched his fists tighter. Even with his eyes shut he KNEW that the Host would be wearing a damn smug smirk; he was second on Anti's list now. Wilford kept on giggling, loving how Anti's nostrils did indeed flare magnificently with every release of air; he removed his pinky finger, deciding to give Anti a little break.

'Ihihindeed, you really are gonna try and see this through aren'tcha?'

Wilford addressed Anti as the latter too the opportunity to take as many deep breaths as possible; at Wilford's words, he smiled with a shine in his eyes.

'Damn f-fuckin' right.'

Wilford cocked his head down at Anti.....goddammit now he just wanted to dig into his nerves and make him squeal....he was just....so enticing right now. But Wilford refrained, he wanted to play this through. Wilford shifted a little so he was less sitting on Anti, and more lying on him as he purred in response.

'Well, to make sure we keep it totally fair and you're not caught of guard at ALL....I'll tell you where I'm gonna tickle you next....'

Wilford's voice had a much lower, and much more sinister tone to it now. He meant business, and Anti knew it....and Anti's smile didn't fade. It was a flustered smile too.

'Awwww, I think he likes that idea, look at that stunning little smiiile....'

....yep that was the third person on Anti's revenge list now. Anti tilted his face away so it couldn't be seen by the onlookers, especially Yandere whose sweet high-pitched giggles had followed their words. Wilford's eyes were still fixed on Anti though....and now Wilford's teasing was going to take centre stage.

'I'm gonna crawl my fingertips up from your sides, over your deliciously tempting ribcage, and into your exposed, defenceless armpits where they're gonna have some fun...'

Holy moly. Even the three onlookers shuddered and snuggled closer into one another, both admiring and fearing how effortless Wilford's tease was. Anti was nibbling his lip, and he gulped when Wilford's fingertips traced the dips of his sides....and he let out a soft whine.

'N-Noooo.....'

Wilford grinned, oh he knew that this was going to be adorable. He fluttered his fingers into the dips, making Anti squirm and screw his face up; he SO wanted to giggle his heart out right now. Anti was squirming as wriggling from side to side as Wilford crooned.

'Uh ohhh....is someone starting to lose their cool? Can someone not handle their tickles like they braaaagged?'

Anti let out another shaky whine as Wilford fingertips crawled up his ribs now; Wilford was really making good on his words. Anti was letting out breathy giggles through his nose as Wilford stroked and softly rubbed in-between his ribs.

'F-F-F-Fuhckoffshutupyouevil....mmnn-noo-da-ahamn.....'

Anti squeaked and clamped his mouth shut, but he couldn't repress what he'd let out. A giggle. A very audible, high-pitched, lovely giggle that Wilford was determined to hear more of. Wilford has taken his time with all these build-ups, relishing in them, loving every second of watching Anti's defence crumble bit by bit. It was wonderful to witness....but Wilford's desire to tickle properly was taking over. He wasn't going to hold back anymore. Wilford chuckled, and whispered something only for Anti's ears.

'Gotcha.'

Anti....shrieked. Wilford's previously teasing fingers had abandoned their subtlety and had set about scooting up to scratch and rake in both of Anti's ticklish hollows. The, now wildly laughing, Anti had clamped his arms to his sides almost immediately, but it was too late. They were there, they were tickling, and Anti was broken.

'AAAHHHAHAHA FAHAHAHACK!!'

Host, Yandere and Silver giggled adoringly, loving how Anti so swiftly flew into hysteria....plus they were giggling at how Yandere was filming it to send to Anti later so he'd remember what happens when he's arrogant. Wilford laughed softly as Anti thrashed under him, and he taunted happily.

'Well, now we've got your pretence out of the way I can ACTUALLY tickle ya!'

Anti shook his head before throwing it back in the midst of his mirth, cackling as Wilford's deft fingers just wiggled and wiggled and wiggled and wiggled.

'PLEHEHEASE AHAHAHA! GEHET THEM OHOHOUT!!'

Wilford smirked at how Anti was already begging, and pointedly hummed for a little while just so he could prolong his decision making, plus seeing Anti laugh so hard was SO satisfying.

'Hmmmmm, weeellll you're the one keeping them trapped sooo....I can't really do anything.....'

Anti wailed, thrashing more as he became more desperate.

'PLEHEHEEEASSEE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEHEASE!!'

Wilford blinked a little in shock at how much Anti was begging, so his fingers slowed down in their wiggling until they were barely moving....but Wilford wasn't finished with Anti yet. He knew he didn't want to drive Anti over the edge, but he still wanted to tickle him a little more-....aha. With Anti's head still thrown back as he gasped and recovered, Wilford noticed how one side of his pale neck was all exposed. So he dove in with a playful growl.

'God I love it when you beg for me.'

Anti thought it was over....nope. He let out a loud squeal and started pushing at Wilford's chest, giggling and squeaking frantically as Wilford's godforsaken moustache tickled like HELL.

'SHIT! S-Stahahappihit ohmygod thahahat's soho BAD!'

Wilford chuckled into Anti's neck as he nuzzled enthusiastically, slipping his hands out from under Anti's arms so he could balance himself properly. Also now, since Wilford was right next to Anti's ear, he could say anything and everything he wanted without anyone else hearing him.

'Oho we both know you like it...I can hear it in your voice....you're loving every moment of this aren't you?'

Anti's cheeks had never been hotter, and he was glitching out of flustered desperation as stammers encased his speech. Anti couldn't deny that he didn't...enjoy it when Wilford did this stuff to him, but he wasn't ready to admit it aloud yet. So he settled for a middle ground reply.

'Sh-shuhuhut ihihihit!'

Wilford grinned happily, and administered playful nip to Anti's ear lobe before whispering chastely.

'Y'know....you're probably the most pathetically ticklish ego in existence....and that's kinda cute...'

Anti was speechless and breathless as Wilford moved away, playfully pushing him into the couch before sliding off of him with a chuckle. Not only had Wilford taken his words, but he'd given Anti butterflies in his system that he just couldn't explain. He gasped as he caught his breath, rubbing the side of his neck as he watched Wilford wordlessly sink into the armchair Anti had been sat in. Now....Anti had loved all of that.....but now....something just, felt off. Anti wasn't someone who demanded or expected some form of aftercare after tickling but....now Anti thought back to how he'd insulted and mocked Wilford, he started to wonder if Wilford was more annoyed than he'd first thought.

Wilford, of course, was NOT annoyed with him. The shoving and the sauntering away had just been part of his banter, and Wilford had no inkling that he'd made Anti anxious here. Thankfully, there were others in the room who sensed it.

'Wilford....'

Wilford looked up at the sound of Host's voice and looked to the Host, who nodded his head towards Anti along with Silver and Yandere, all of them wearing imploring expressions. When Wilford looked to Anti, his eyes widened....he looked so....disheartened. Had he gone too far? Had he upset Anti by stopping? He hoped he hadn't made him uncomfortable.

'....Anti?'

Anti looked up at Wilford's soft voice, and nibbled his lip softly when he saw how Wilford looked at him. Anti wasn't one to hide how he felt, so he stood up, slightly awkwardly, and shuffled towards Wilford. When he stopped, he took a breath, and muttered.

'Um....I-i just want you to know that uh....I don't actually think you're pathetic and I-I think you're strong a-a-and I hope I haven't upset you....I was just being teasy....'

Anti trailed off, and Wilford felt his heart melt. The poor guy. Wilford realised that he probably should have been way more careful and affectionate, especially after that barrage of tickling he unloaded upon the poor man. So Wilford sent him a grin and opened his arms.

'You sappy asshole....c'mere....'

Anti's eyes widened, and he immediately grinned and hopped onto Wilford's lap, giggling when Wilford wrapped his arms around him with a chuckle. What Anti didn't expect however, was for Wilford's lips to place a warm kiss on his cheek. Yup, Anti's blush was not going away anytime soon, especially after Wilford winked and pulled Anti into his chest. Anti snuggled immediately....aaand then they remembered their audience.

'This is in fact so sickeningly sweet I may have a sugar rush.'

'OH MY GOD YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE!'

'Completely precious darlings....'

The Host, Silver, and Yandere giggled and chuckled fondly....and now Wilford AND Anti had blushes that weren't going to go away for a good while. But both of them did turn their heads to smile thankfully at the trio after a finger snap caused a thick quilted blanket to be draped on top of them. There they all were, all comfy and cute with no arrogance in sight....for now, at least.

WOOOPP HOPE YA LIKE THIS ONE LET ME KNOW IF YA DO WOOO LUV YOUS XX

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changbeanie · 5 years

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RUBY❤️First off ‘please give it some love’ RUBY PLS your fics deserve all the love this world can offer. Also I know this is like 100yrs late but I had to tell you how much I loved beautiful stranger before the mafia au came out.*Breathes in* Beautiful stranger was so captivating💫I’ve read this b4 the revamp but still :(( I love how you always include cheeky banter and make your stories really fun to read. (1/3)

it was a mess before the revamp, bubbles :/ but i’m glad you took your time to read it ! you always give the best reviews ❤️

(2/3) Just like Chan in the story, you stun us readers every time because you have the magical power of immersing us as if we were a part of the storyline itself. If you’re a complete sucker for freckles, I’m a sucker for your fics(and you).I love how you always manage to capture their little quirks so perfectly🤕Not only that, but the way you described the set of the play made me feel like I was witnessing the whole thing!! AND the way you established the love-struck giddy feeling?

you always manage to tie my fics in a way that makes me flustered, ugh I appreciate you so much… you do not understand & thank you for noticing that ! beauty and the beast + dramatic arts is a beautiful combo… just like you and chan ;)

(3/3) Yeah that made my heart go 💓💓💓 too. ALSO RUBY? Poor penmanship/losing sleep/hard work? It really made my heart warm because it reminded me of pre-debut felix. I could never tell you enough Ruby,but the way you have with words is just beyond beautiful. Thank you for blessing my days with your talent & existence. I adore you so so much u cutie. I hope you’re taking care of yourself!! Also, HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME MELT INTO GOO WITH THAT CHINESE PICKUP LINE HUH😤You’re wrecking my heart🤧

yeah that part reminded me of his pre-debut days and I just had to add it in there & you very much flatter me and damn right I take my sweet ass time reading your reviews, you bless my LIFE // I love you and I stand by my cheesy ass chinese quote… it’s a cheesy ancient language and it’s an advantage that I know it so I can use it on you :D

#replies #bubbles #ilysm #💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

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Could you do Ruby and Yang hc's with a s/o who's a big goofball and a prankster but very serious and fierce when in a fight ?

Ruby and Yang hc’s with a goofball and prankster s/o that is very serious and fierce in a fight

Ruby

⦁ They’re goofballs together and it’s so sweet. They prank Ruby’s team, s/o’s all the time and even get team JNPR on occasion. It’s all harmless stuff though, they’re not mean

⦁ Rarely do they turn against each other but when they do…It get’s dangerous. But that’s as serious as Ruby has seen s/o get. She never really thought about what her s/o would be like in fight.

⦁ Ruby’s also get serious when she’s on the field but it does surprise her when s/o go from goofy to fierce and actually has to do a double take. ‘I didn’t know you were so awesome! I mean-! You’ve always been awesome! This just make you awesome-uh-squared! Yeah.’

⦁ Is high-key proud of them, no chill when the subject of fighting comes up

⦁ Tells everyone about the fight. “-And then they were like 'Hyah!’ and then 'KAPOW!’ Then s/o did a thing and-” “WE KNOW, YOU’VE TOLD US THIS 5 TIMES TODAY!”

⦁ Would like to do combo moves with them. 'We’ll look so cool!’

⦁ The prankster part of s/o doesn’t always go away though…The time ts/o faked losing a hand Ruby nearly cried for them. Ruby didn’t appreciate that but got s/o back later ten fold

Yang

⦁ She wasn’t worried about s/o. If they were here at Beacon they could definitely fight. She just didn’t expect her goofy s/o to have such a…fierce fighting style.

⦁ Yang took a moment to just watch her s/o tare through another Beowolf. She was stunned because that just wasn’t something she expected. S/o is always so cheery and bright. S/o pranks everyone every chance they get.

⦁ It’s a side she’d never expected nor thought possible.

⦁ After the fight s/o is back to normal. The lightning fast personality change almost gives Yang whiplash

⦁ Talking about getting back at Nora after she ate a pie that was made for Yang. 'I was thinking about a cherry pie bomb. Not a bomb bomb, that’s just to extra, just a pie shaped bomb with cherry filling. Oh! What I made the filling really-’ Yang was gonna ask about the fight but decided it could wait

⦁ She is lowkey afraid of you, not in a bad way, in a 'wow you could wreck me and that’s awesome but please don’t’ way

⦁ Likes to watch her s/o fight when she has a chance. 'Your just so cool. It’s so unexpected. One second your eating pie a in a onesie and next your tossing Grimm left and right!’ She loves it, she loves her s/o, their just so full of surprises

#rwby imagines #rwby headcannons #ruby rose #yang xiao long #rwboi

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creek-secretsanta · 6 years

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Tumblr Username: p-aurisan Tumblr Username of giftee: wendytesteburger Special message: It was hard for me to think of a good idea for an 80’s fic but I think the idea of Craig working in an 80’s diner with Tweek as his manager would fit! There is a lot of fluff after Craig’s shift too. Anything else: Have a merry Christmas!! “Craig’s Diner Dash” South Park is different back then in the 80’s. Richard Tweak used to run a diner before it became a coffee shop, but its not really working out after the 90’s struck. However, it was different this time around with Tweek being the head manager in the Tweak Bros. Diner. It was a hit that time, and customers loved the amazing service and food there too. This is an 80’s retro diner after all, and the only one in South Park that time. The thing is, Tweek has been doing the dining. Things got rough after one shift when the cook left due to his contract being terminated, and it was hard to see him do all the work with only him doing the serving and cooking. With that in mind, Tweek felt like he is the only employee that can keep things going. Worse, customers have dropped out due to lack of service because he is the only one serving and cooking. It wasn’t that long till his company was in the brink, and in the 80’s its not easy to get some new staff to help out. Some days later, Tweek is hoping that he can hire someone or anyone in that matter to help in the diner. He started to set up a hiring poster outside of the diner in hopes that someone can be interested. Though, its not doing well after a week of posting recruitment posters, and he’s worried that he has to close up the diner that he worked so hard to maintain. A day afterwards, someone walked by to the diner shop. He looks interested to work there and as Tweek is about to just close the diner, the dude came in. He looks like a greaser but what’s distinguishable about him is the blue chullo he wears all the time. “Hey Tweek. Heard you’re hiring?” Tweek immediately looked at the guy coming in. He looks familiar to him at first sight, till he realized who it is. “Craig? You’re looking for a job right now?” “Well I needed some cash, this hobby of mine isn’t gonna pay itself.” “Are you even good at cooking though?” “No, but I can dine and dash if that’s what you want. Been doing this waiter gig for like 5 effing years, won’t mind doing it again for ya, Tweek.” “Aww, you don’t really have to, Craig.” “Wouldn’t miss the opportunity to work with my dreamboat.” “You really do have a crush on me, aren’t ya?” “If this is the best time to admit it, yes. I have a crush on you, Tweek.” “Aww shucks, Craig. Well, you’re hired. We better start working on this place first though.” “Good. When’s our first/test shift?” When Craig said it, two customers came by. They are very recognizable of course because they are actually.. Stan and Kyle. They seem very loyal to the shop even when its on the verge of closing. Looks like Craig has a test after these two showed up. Tweek tells Craig that he’ll guide him to finish up for the shift and serve the customers for the day. Immediately Stan and Kyle, rocking in their classic 80’s, looked at Craig and noticed that he works here now. Kyle expected it, because there’s no way Craig would pass up the chance to hang out with Tweek due the fact he had a crush on him. With that in mind, Stan and Kyle will go easy on him for his first shift in the diner. “Wow, didn’t know you two come here often.” “We love the food here Craig. Even if this place isn’t doing well, the food rocks.” “Sounds reasonable. What’s your order for the day, Stan?” “The usual. The classic Tweak combo, you know, the fries, chicken and milkshake?” “Okay, I’ll put that down. What about you, Kyle?” “Craig, you already know my order after you spied on me here a few days ago.” “Is that the fish and chips combo?” “Yeah. I can’t believe you nearly forgot that, Craig.” (Kyle giggles) “Oh please. I know you are a sucker for fish, Kyle.” “You know it, Tucker.” After getting their orders, Craig wrote them down on a piece of paper. He wasn’t even on uniform, but he doesn’t give a damn. Tweek is just testing him on one shift after all. For some reason he wasn’t bothered by this so he casually gets it done. Tweek didn’t give him one for now till he gets the entire shift done with all customers happy. Craig gave the paper to Tweek and he starts cooking. He knows how to cook all dishes in the diner, since he learned a lot for being a chef after his cook quit. His dishes were proven to be delicious.. more delicious than what the cook offered. Maybe this is the reason why Stan and Kyle are very loyal to the diner? Craig can smell the food being cooked. Tweek’s really serious at this and he can tell. He smirks and knows that Stan and Kyle will be loving the food as always. Stan and Kyle are also excited to eat as well, maybe this is a sign the diner’s coming back to life as it is before. After a few minutes, the food is ready. Craig serves them up to Stan and Kyle, and makes sure the order is correct even if there are no other customers as of the moment. Though, once he served the food to the pair, a new customer showed up. Stan and Kyle thanked him properly afterwards before he noticed the new customer coming in. It was none other than Craig’s little sister, Tricia “Ruby” Tucker. She wanted to get a pick-me-up, which is just a small meal. She’s in her teenage years in fact, with Craig already being an adult for the most part. She was kind of not surprised when she saw Craig working in the diner. “So you finally worked with your crush.” “Yeah, what’s it to you Ruby?” “I’m just happy for you, Craig.” “Okay, thanks. Lemme guess, light meal?” “I thought you’d joke on me saying I wanted a kids meal.” “I would, but now ain’t the time for jokes. This is a job.” “Fair enough. You already know my order by the way.” “Lemme guess. Fish and Chips?” “Exactly.” Craig does the same thing he did before when he served Stan and Kyle. After handing the order to Tweek to get Ruby’s order cooked, he noticed Stan and Kyle are already finished eating their meals. “Craig, we’re done here. Check please.” “Oh, already? Coming up.” “Wow, Craig’s really going all in on this job.” (Kyle silently whispers to Stan) “Well, he is working with his crush.” (Stan whispers back) “Let’s be happy for him. He did do his part today on his test or first shift really well.” (Kyle whispers) “Yeah, I think Craig deserves the job.” (Stan whispers) Afterwards, Craig returned with the check. Stan and Kyle paid for it, and they left happily. There was even a tip too, and of course that is their way of saying thanks to Craig. He cleans up the plates on their table after they left the diner. Once after that, he then checked the cooking area to find Ruby’s order ready, and he is going serve it to her. It was just in time too. Once at Ruby’s table, she was actually excited to eat. “So what do you think of my serving skills, sis?” “I’d rate you a five.” “Five over ten?” “No, five stars you dork. You got my order here so quickly!” “Thanks, Ruby. It means a lot.” “Say hi to Tweek for me too, bro!” “I will, don’t worry about it Ruby.” (Craig smiles a little) Ruby is really impressed with her brother. But there is only one more customer coming in and its the end of the test shift. The last customer came in the diner as a pair, and its Kenny and Karen McCormick. They needed some takeout for dinner, and Karen noticed someone new is in the diner too. “Hey, Kenny.. isn’t that Craig?” “Yeah, it is. Must have finally got to work with Tweek.” “Wow, that’s nice! So that means the diner will be saved!” “I’m glad to hear that too, Karen.” Craig noticed their familiar faces too. Looks like he is being tested, but he doesn’t really give a damn about it. He’s fine with them after all. Immediately, Kenny and Karen sat down on one of the diner tables. Craig attended to them after he is done with Ruby’s order. “Well, I didn’t expect you two would eat here too.” “The food here’s good and cheap, Craig. Besides you ate a lot here, member?” “Yeah, good times. Especially when I ate with Tweek here years back. Now I felt like I wanted to help the place.” “That’s amazing you are doing it for him, Craig.” “Likewise. How’s Karen doing?” “I am feeling great, Craig!! Its sweet of you to help out, Tweek would be so happy!” “Hehe, I’m sure he is.” “That’s really cool! And well, I really love this place. Its so awesome to hang out here, especially back then. I know you’re bringing it back, Craig. Thank you so much for that.” “Its nothing really, Karen. I’m doing this for Tweek.” “Well, you’re doing it for us too, Craig. And besides, Karen’s really happy this place is gonna be restored soon.” “If you put it that way, Kenny.. its not so bad after all then.” “Hehe, glad to hear it Craig. And for orders.. me and Karen are ordering a chicken box for takeout.” “Got it. With the fries and rice?” “Yep!” “I’ll be on my way.” Craig writes the takeout order and sends it over to Tweek. Upon giving it to him, he noticed that Tweek is proud of how he handled the customers, especially his own sister. He’s definitely letting him stay and because of that, he secretly smiled when he returns to Ruby and see her pay up. Ruby is giggling when he saw Craig’s little smile. “You liiikeeee him, don’t you Craig?” “Yes, I admit it Ruby.” “Well, I also admit, it was amazing how you treated me here. Hope Tweek keeps you around in the diner. Here’s my payment.” “Thanks, sis. See you soon when I get home.” “I’ll see you too Craig. Thank you.” Ruby stands up and leaves the diner in high spirits and waved to Karen at the other table (Karen waves back happily). She even left a tip, knowing that Craig served her so well. With that in mind, Craig cleans up the table afterwards. It wasn’t long till he heard the ding of the serving bell-an indicator that Karen and Kenny’s takeout order is ready. He immediately takes the chicken box and hands it over to them. The rice and fries are inside the box, too. “Here’s your order, you two.” “Wow, it smells good!” “Not so fast, Karen. We’ll eat it at home.” “Hehe, I know. I’m just excited!” “I am too, but we did promise Kevin and our parents some food. So let’s save it for dinner.” “Yeah! And Craig, thank you so much! Your first shift went so well!” “Aww, thanks Karen. Just doing my job.” “You are doing it right too, you know. I’d definitely give you a recommendation, Craig.” “First time I heard that from you, Kenny. Hehe.” “Well, its time me and Karen headed off back to our place. See you later dude!” “Catch you later, Kenny.” After Karen and Kenny left the diner, the shift ends. Tweek tallied Craig’s performance throughout the whole thing and boy was he impressed. He immediately told him that Craig’s a keeper for the diner, and will be working with him from now on starting the next shift. Craig is lowkey excited, but inside, he is really really happy he got to work with his crush. To celebrate, Tweek suggested to go to the drive-in movie. They are showcasing some sweet and amazing movies right now. The only problem is that Craig forgot his bike since he only went to the diner on foot. But Tweek brought his car - an 80’s Toyota which is parked outside the diner. Craig is excited for the sudden date with his crush and approved it. Tweek later kissed Craig right on the cheek afterwards, since its his reward for being a great worker on his first shift. “How does it feel like being kissed by your crush, Craig?” “Like a dream come true, honestly.” “Hehe, I admit I was falling for you too back in school.” “I would have hit on you but you were too fragile back then. Still member how you spazzed so much your mug broke?” “Ugh, yeah. That was disgusting to say the least. At least you cared for me because..” “..I picked up the pieces and got it fixed for you. That’s it right?” “Yep, that’s it.” “Just like old times, huh Tweek. Me helping you out.” “I always loved your support Craig. Which is why I started to have feelings for you.” Craig blushes. He never thought the day would come Tweek would confess to him. But it seems now is the right time, though. Craig is actually happy too because he knows his crush truly showed his feelings to him. And its like the best day of his life. He couldn’t ask for more aside from the job and an amazing boyfriend. As they continued to confess feelings with one another, they started to love each other way more than usual now. It was later on that they proceeded to prepare for their drive-in movie date today at midnight, at the Bijou Theatre. They got dressed up along the way, with Tweek doing the driving mostly. After they arrived at the drive-in movie site, they ordered a ticket which facilitates access to one car per ticket bought. They later parked a few minutes later, only five rows behind the screen. For the meantime, the two did some catching up till the movie starts. “Haha, you never change, Craig.” “Of course not. Would be boring if I did.” “So, how was your greaser lifestyle? You mentioned a hobby before the shift.” “Its going well. But apparently my bike isn’t getting maintained right so I decided to do it myself. Money is hard to get so that’s why I wanted to go get a job. Then you came along so I tried to work for you.” “I’m glad you did. You’re hired already, man.” “Yeah, I’m so grateful that you hired me, Tweek.” “Say, uh.. Craig, before the movie starts.. what about a midnight kiss?” Craig immediately blushes. He seems too shy to accept it at first, but this is Tweek after all. He wouldn’t refuse it for him. He gives a yes, and Tweek giggles happily after. They lean forward, still sitting down on the car seats, looking at each other. They close down on each other with Craig touching Tweek’s face, and immediately kissed right on the lips. Good thing the car’s engine was shut off and the car is set only to when the electronics are used. The kiss lasted for a good ten seconds till they slowly move away. “So how was your midnight kiss, Tweek?” “L-lovely.” “Well, I guess we’re boyfriends now right?” “Yep, no longer crushes.” “Oh hey, the movie is about to start now!” “I can’t wait to watch it with you, Craig.. its so beautiful you got my first kiss.” The opening sequence begins later onward. As Tweek and Craig saw the intro of the movie, they kicked back and relaxed in Tweek’s Toyota. It marked the first ever date that they kissed too. And all in all, they are now enjoying the movie, along with some popcorn they bought while watching. Craig intends to clean up the car after the movie so the interior won’t be covered in popcorn flavoring. They all lie down on the car seats, just relaxing, or flirting, and enjoy the entirety of the film. Overall, it was the best day Craig ever wanted. He got Tweek, a job and a date. What else can he ask for? Nothing else. -End

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