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epic-arc · 15 days

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Crazy Knight 2

Ozpin would be in his room looking at the view until he would notice the sound of the door opening and he would look back to see the rest of team jnpr.

Ozpin: Good morning jnpr team came to ask about the mission?

Nora was about to start talking, but Pyrrha would be in front with an expression of irritation and a little nervousness in her speech and actions.

Pyrrha: You asked Jaune to escort one of the most dangerous criminals and you didn't even think he needed help?!

Ozpin heard that and would be confused by Pyrrha's comment so she would take her scroll and show him a photo that Juri had posted on her social network. In the image it was her and Jaune in bed almost half naked and Jaune would be passed out and the image would have the following caption "I loved this toy Beacon gave me"

Ozpin: ...Okay now I understand the concern.

Team (j)npr: OH NOW YOU UNDERSTAND!

#rwby #jaune arc #lie ren #nora valkryie #pyrrha nikos #rwby au #rwby crossover #crossover ship #juri han #Crazy Knight

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nerdlydelicious · 1 month

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Because it’s a warning for everyone else, obviously

Jaune: “Nora! Fire a warning shot!”

Ren: “Jaune, she has a rotary grenade launcher!”

Jaune: “Ah potato, potato. Just fire it Nora!”

Nora: WHUMP

BOOM

#jaune arc #lie ren #nora valkryie #RWBY #russian badger

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dragonking10 · 5 months

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The Red Riding Rose was walking in the woods with a goody basket for her older sister when suddenly she was cut off by a blonde wolf

Jaune wearing fake wolf ears: Hello little Red.

Ruby wearing her V4 Outfit: Oh why hello there Mr. Wolf.

Jaune: I'm feeling a little hungry, what's in that basket that you got there?

Ruby: Sorry Mr. Wolf, it's for my sister, but I got something else that you can devour to satisfy your hunger~.

Ruby puts down the basket and rips her chest window open a bit revealing a nice view of her cleavage.

Jaune was caught off guard: Uh...

Ruby: My what big strong arms you have

Jaune: Well... um-

Ruby: My what rock hard abs you have

Jaune: Ruby I think you're getting way off script-

Ruby notices Jaune's growing bulge

Ruby licks her lips: Oh my, what a nice big cock you have~.

Jaune: 😳

Ruby: You're gonna be the first and only person to give my middle name a meaning~.

Ruby runs towards Jaune

Jaune: AYO CHI-

Jaune was tackled by a horny Rose

MEANWHILE

Oscar was holding a microphone

Oscar: Uh... should we help him?

Ozpin inside Oscar's head: Oh dear, she inherited her mother's sex drive.

Nora sitting on the Director seat: Nah leave them alone this is pure gold, Ren keep rolling!

Ren as a cameraman: I'm on it.

Ren silently prayed for his brother in all but blood.

#rwby lancaster #lancaster #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #ruby rose x jaune arc #jaune arc x ruby rose #jaune arc #ruby rose #nora valkryie #lie ren #oscar pines #headmaster ozpin #rwby #lancaster4life

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novankenn · 1 month

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We have Trouble!

Nora: Pyr! We have a problem!

Pyrrha: Nora? What? How?

Nora: What do you mean how? We have a prob...

Pyrrha: But you're the one usually causing them!

Nora: First. Not always. Two, way to type cast Pyr!

Pyrrha: I'm sorry?

Nora: Neither here nor there. We have a problem... and it's with Jaune!

Pyrrha: JAUNE? What happened? Is he okay?

Nora: I'm not sure.

Pyrrha: Nora?

Nora: Well he went to a bar to meet his sister, because it's some sort of special day for him and his family, and he invited Rennie...

Pyrrha: Is this all about Jaune having a few drinks? What is he drunk?

Nora: Um... well... kind of... but not really...

Pyrrha: Nora?

Nora: Well... heandhissistergotdrunkandthengotintoabarfightwithsomemistrailiangangstersandrengotinvolvednowtheyarewagingwaronorganizedcrime!

Pyrrha: huh? Again and at half speed... please?

Nora: He and his sister got drunk and then got into a bar fight with some mistrailian gangsters and Ren got involved ... now they are waging war on organized crime!

Pyrrha: Huh... I... huh...

Nora: Pyr-Pyr?

Pyrrha: I... I've got nothing.

#rwby #jaune arc #joan arc #lie ren #nora valkryie #pyrrha nikos #rwby shitpost #completely have no idea what I was planning to do

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notmaplemable · 4 days

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Nora: Jaune-Jaune~. Can you a teensy little favor for me?

Jaune: Depends on what it is.

Nora: I need you to sign this Jaune plushy for me.

Jaune: Sign your what!?

Nora: Jaune plushy. You wouldn't believe how much someone payed for a signed one.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #nora valkryie

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n6918 · 3 months

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Jaune: hey Nora you ok?

Nora: no it's been a tough week, I just needed my emotional support animal

Jaune: ahhhh?

Ren: Nora, that's a rotisserie chicken

Nora: yeah he really gets me

#mine #jaune arc #rwby #nora valkryie #lie ren #n6918

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itsupermanti · 9 months

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THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE WHOLESOME!!!

Nora(her VTuber model looking like a Norse Valkyrie with face markings): *making her irises become heart shaped as romantic music plays*

Jaune(his VTuber model resembling a shining knight with a wolf tail, eyes widening): Hey! HEY!!! Put those eyes away!

Nora: *making her irises turn back to normal as the music stops*

Jaune(nodding his head as he turns back to the camera): Thank you.

Jaune(as Nora turns her irises back into hearts): It’s a wholesome strea- Hey! HEY!!!

Nora(eyes turning back to normal as she yelps): Huh, wha?!

Jaune(turning back to the camera): It’s a wholesome stream here.

Jaune(giving a broad smile at the camera as Nora winks): Wholesome!

Nora(smirking as the romantic music starts playing again): Lots of holes.

Jaune: *giving her a flat look and deciding to pull out the big guns*

Jaune(pulling out a set of colorful plastic keys and shaking them): Keys!

Nora(eyes shining): Keys! KEYS!!!

Jaune(shaking the keys): Keys! Yes, focus on the keys!

Chat Announcement(played as someone gives 300 bits): Nice cock!

Nora(irises now shaped like stars): Cock!

Jaune(shaking the keys more aggressively): NO, KEYS!!!

Jaune(as Nora focuses on the keys again): No cock, JUST KEYS!!!

Nora(enthralled by the jingling keys): KEYS, KEYS!!!

Jaune(sighing to himself): Jesus Christ…

#rwby #jaune arc #nora valkryie #vtubing #vtuber #porcelainmaid #shylily

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littlelewdmable · 1 year

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A Little Head

Ruby: Hey look, it's an axe head.

Jaune: Cool.

Ruby: Maybe I could make a handle for it and we can use it to chop wood.

Jaune: Well, head usually is better with a little hand action added in.

Ruby: ...

Jaune: ...

Ruby: I'm going to blow you behind that tree, but I'm only going to enjoy it a little bit.

RN: *Watching from a distance*

Nora: Who would've thought that weapon jokes were a turn on for Ruby.

Ren: Everyone.

Nora: Yeah, you're right.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #lancaster #jaune arc #ruby rose #lie ren #nora valkryie

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howlingday · 4 months

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just some crack but while at beacon jaune gets a visit from his old ex girlfriend darkness (lalatina from konosuba) and everyone questions why he'd break up with someone like that. see they all see her as the ideal female knight who never gives up heck she's even been fighting with pyrrha in the ring and even though she hasn't landed even one hit she refuses to give up! what an amazing spirit she has! meanwhile jaune just sees all her masocistic tendancies coming to the surface and can't handle it anymore, she's a good friend still but this kind of shit is exactly why they broke up!

NOTE: I have not watched Konosuba

Jaune? Jaune Arc, is that you?"

Jaune flinched. He turned to find his a young woman, shorter than himself, with long, blonde hair held back in a ponytail. Her armor clattered as she closed the distance between them, and her piercing blue eyes met his for the first time in months.

"Hi, Lalatina." Jaune greeted with a gulp.

"Jaune." A long, uncomfortable silence followed.

"Jaune?" Another voice said. Looking to his right, away from his ex, he found his partner, Pyrrha, looking at him with concerned eyes. "Is everything okay?"

"Well," Jaune sighed, "Pyrrha, guys, this is Dustiness Ford Lalatina. She's... Uh, she's my ex-girlfriend."

"Greetings." The young woman nodded to his team.

"Hiya!" Nora said, before whirling around on Jaune. "You never told us you dated a hot lady knight!" Ren pulled her back.

"I try not to get people involved in my love life." Jaune said, scratching the back of his head. "We broke up a little bit before I came to Beacon."

"There's no need to go into such details." Lalatina said, then seemed to squirm on the spot. "Especially the grueling, embarrassing moments in which we lost ourselves in roaming hands. Such stories could ruin me forever~!"

"Uh, are you... okay?" Pyrrha asked.

"She's fine." Jaune groaned. "She gets like this sometimes." He stepped away. "It was nice seeing you again, Darkness."

At this, the young woman snapped to focus. He turned away, and she felt her body move on it's own. She lunged forward, taking hold of him in a tight, squeezing hug. He didn't move. He just let her do as she would.

"Forgive me." She pulled away. "I... I don't know what came over me."

"You're forgiven, Darkness." Jaune smiled at her. "I just hope you find the happiness you're looking for."

With that exchange completed, Lalatina nodded and turned away from her ex-boyfriend. In the distance, a separate team waved their hands towards her, and she ran to catch up to them. She looked back, finding Jaune was smiling awkwardly with his own party. The two caught a glance of one another and smiled together.

#rwby #konosuba #jaune arc #darkness #lalatina #Jaune's Exes #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #nora valkryie #my answer #my answers

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iamafanofcartoons · 2 months

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R.U.B.Y OVA 2: "The Invincible Girl" | RWBY 3D Fan Animation Cake Station made the animation

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#rwby #rwby fan animation #cake station #blake belladonna #pyrrha nikos #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #lie ren #jaune arc #nora valkryie #ruby rose #rwby ruby #rwby ruby rose #Youtube

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cinderthefallenmaiden · 23 days

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RWBY Beyond Predictions: Emerald

So, having not made a RWBY post in some time and wanting to get some thoughts down before RWBY Beyond air, I have decided to make a prediction post series. This is going to be focused more toward what loose ends/set up I think need to be addressed before V10.

Spoiler Warning: This post contains spoilers for volume 8-9, the full RWBY V9 Animatic and the two Team CVFY novels

1.) Setting up Emerald's Personnel Arc in the Vacuo Arc

The Full RWBY V9 Animatic did a really nice job I feel of setting up the stakes and personal arcs of key characters. However, one omission I'd like to see addressed before V10 is what is Emerald's personal arc going to be like.

Now I think it's pretty safe to say that there is going to be some friction between Emerald and characters who haven't seen her since V3. I do not think it is a stretch to think Team CVFY has some strong opinions about Emerald and winning their trust is going to take time. There is also a case to be made that Emerald share blame in Nolan being the Sole survivor of Team BRNZ so there is going to be tension there as well.

There are two other possible Emerald plot point I am keeping on eye out for. The first is who she is without/beyond Cinder. So much of Emerald's identity is wrapped up around Cinder and it pairs well with how Nora is going through something similar.

The other plot point is how much if any processing has Emerald done regarding her decision to effectively defect has she done? Now I imagine in the time since V8 ended there has been multiple schools of thought regarding this. Did Emerald defect because of Cinder, Salem or a combination of the two? What does Emerald think about Cinder now?

These are thing Emerald is going to have to sort through that I don't think we as the audience have an answer for yet.

#rwby #rwby spoilers #for V8-9 #The RWBY animatic #And Team CFVY Novels #emerald sustrai #nora valkryie #cinder fall #coco adel #fox alistair #velvet scarlatina #yatsuhashi daichi #nolan porfirio #team cfvy #team brnz

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epic-arc · 27 days

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Weird idea.

Jaune arc while still alive as a human gets sent to hazbin hotel. Reason how is well the I.M.P assassins try to kill the arc family but jaunes dad beats them all down badly. So I.M.P are forced to retreat but jaune doesn't get lucky as he gets sent to hell.

Now in a new world He is forced to survive in hell but good news for him turns out his grabdfathers sword and shield are made with angelic steel. Now jaune has to travel hell and just survive from all the inhabitants. Will he make friends, become an overlord, be tricked into a demon contract or demon duel.

But also hunt down the sinner or group of sinners that wants his family dead.

Your thoughts on the story idea? If you don't know hazbin hotel or helluva boss ignore this ask.

Your idea is a good one but I think it's a little shallow (no offense) so what do you think about just being Jaune but both teams? Team rwby and jnpr and even penny in the helluva/hazbin universe.

So here's my idea.

Ruby: Sinner/Imp

Weiss: Angel/Sera

Yang: Sinner/Imp

Blake: Sinner/HellCat?

Jaune: Angel/Sera

Nora: Sinner/Imp

Ren: Angel/Sera

Oscar: Angel/Sera

Penny: Angel/Querubins

Pyrrha: Angel/Sera

#rwby #rwby au #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #ask and answers #jaune arc #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #ruby rose #nora valkryie #lie ren #penny polendina #oscar pine

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madmanwonder · 2 years

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Do we even want to know what is in Pyrrha mind?

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #ren lie #lie ren #nora valkryie #ruby rose #team rwby #team jnpr

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novankenn · 4 months

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Project JP

Team RWBY and (J)N(P)R are tired of seeing the lovable dork that is Jaune Arc, and his partner the Invincible Girl Pyrrha Nikos, constantly go around in circles with each other. Pyrrha pining fro Jaune, and Jaune being as dense as plutonium... not noticing a single thing.

So in utter frustration they create Project JP... with the sole aim to get Jaune and Pyrrha together... however there is a problem no one knows of...