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The umbrella academy’s slogan and life philosophy:
#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#luther hargreeves#yes they are fucked#diego hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#lila pitts#allison hargreeves#tua s1#tua s3#tua s2#the sparrow academy#the umbrella academy s3 spoilers!!#tua season three#tua five
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it has been pointed out to me that Viktor only spent roughly a month or so in the 60s.
not only did he fall in love, he also convinced Sissy to pack up and leave her shit ass husband for him.
that's real queer people shit.
the u haul was u hauling
#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#viktor hargreeves#sissy cooper#sissy x viktor#queer shit#u haul babies#i love it#they didnt waste any time#any time at all#tua s2#umbrella academy s2#the umbrella academy s2
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*Hargreeves at Eliot's in the 60s*
Five: Care to explain?
*Y/N covered in blood*
Y/N: Uh...I started my period?
*horrified Diego pointing at the ax in her hand*
Five: As long as it was productive, I don't really care.
Y/N: I got you a briefcase~(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*｡*♡
Five: I love you.
Diego:NO BAD CHILDREN, BLOODBATHS ARE BAD
#five hargreeves#diego hargreeves#ben hargreeves#five x reader#tua x reader#five hargreaves x reader#five x y/n#klaus hargreeves#vanya#allison hargreeves#luther hargreeves#tua incorrect quotes#tua s2#the umbrella academy#as Klaus said our little psycho
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Klaus Hargreeves + text posts
#tuaedit#uaedit#umbrellaacademyedit#klaushargreevesedit#Klaus Hargreeves#The Umbrella Academy#Umbrella Academy#TUA#TUA S1#TUA S2#TUA S3#raysgifs#please ignore how thr last s2 is on the wrong side i feel sick and it was too late to change it without remaking it#me talking about s1ep1 klaus looking like a corpse meanwhile im paler than him with my skintone
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i know i said im taking a break but !!!
my favorite dysfunctional family is back august 8th 🖤☂️
#finalgowrl post 🎧#this morning is starting off amazing !!#ahhhh#the umbrella academy#tua#tua s4#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#netflix#august 8th#tua s1#tua s2#tua s3
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"I did what I had to for my family"
#tua#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#tua s2#tua fan art#fan art#digital art#omg this took months 😭#digital illustration#number five
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Love how Five had a growth spurt and aged half a fucking decade in the 0.5 seconds between seasons. Kid's got game.
#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua#tua five#number five#number 5#aidan gallagher#number five umbrella academy#five hargreeves#tua season two#tua season three#tua shitpost#tua s2#tua s3#tua number five#growth spurt#damn
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PLEASE never let Five Hargreeves find out about irish coffee that man would go BALLISTIC if he does
#it literally just alcohol and coffee#KEEP IT AWAY#the umbrella academy#tua 3#tua#tua netflix#five hargreeves#tua s3#umbrella academy#tua s2#tua s1
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Angelic Lips.
Description: A fixation bleeds through him: he catches himself always glancing by.
Ship: Five Hargreeves x GN! Reader
Word Count: 860+ (this is more of a drabble tbh-)
Author’s Note: writer’s block is a bitch and i fought it off with horniness so ig this is a lime (or lemon/smut?? genuinely idk)— i mean it deals with mouths, making out and what i thought oral fixation meant before taking a google search at 1am and becoming so aghast (basically i thought it was a mouth fetish or smth rather than a keen liking to biting and sucking cos of childhood shenanigans—) so it seems accurate, this also is just pure filth n’ brain rot of five, with that said i hope you enjoy reading and pls interact for a little boosting!! <33 (i’ll be posting more five content soon once i get a little more inspo/motivation!!!)
(Five’s body is aged up, and his consciousness ranges from 25 to 50 in my works for him from now on— However you decided which age you want for your experience/comfort!!)
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This started all because of your damn mouth.
Five keeps, no- always finds himself watching. He feels as if he can’t turn away- that it pulls him back into this tight spot he can’t crawl out of.
And he never tries to get out.
Half of the time, he was sure you’ve catched him looking— it wouldn’t surprise him if you have. He feels- knows that he was too obvious, that he was becoming so perverted- that his eyes shouldn’t dare to look at you ever again.
And yet each time he can- he dares. He feels vulgar, as if he has sinned, but when he sees your lips quirk up into a smile, your canines, molars form a smile that you think shows a little too much gum to the point you try to hide it— he likes it- he can’t help but look.
He looks at you as if he’s seen an angel.
His eyes travel down to the curve of your lips- noticing your cupid’s bow accentuating the shape. He takes in every smile, every frown, every time your mouth gaped open and shifted close. How it flattens as you purse your mouth out of frustration.
He likes how red— angelic, your lips are— how soft it is when you kiss him- when you leave crimson kiss marks on his cheek- neck— even in his own mouth, he loves it.
It always starts small- so sudden at first. A stolen moment in time, you both grasp unto it.
His face pressed up on your cheek, and he breathes. He draws you in- the scent of laundry and other sorts of chemicals flood his senses- but it sets him a reminder- to know again that he was not dreaming.
That he was not creative enough to imagine you and your lips right next to his.
He plants a kiss— it was almost.. sweet- unlike the bitterness of cold coffee, the same one he loves to take in- much to your disdain. It was one that lingers through your skin like a spark. His fingers hold you near, and you could feel the desperation for closeness through his palms.
You push back, returning the gentleness. And yet he strays away, making you want to chase him but he comes back for more— like a starving man- knowing the pleasure is finally in his reach— the desperation clings as his lips push in- His lips smile against yours as he takes you in, his tongue on yours, teeth clashing.
His viridescent eyes watches you, the glint in his look could eat you alive- consume you like fire to wood- turning your vigor into smoke— it was obscene- your chest felt stuffy as you could feel his heart beat so furiously just inches away from your own.
His fingers tracing over your hip bone up to your sides. Your hands hold on his upper arms— his again on your hips- sliding across your back, his thumb rubbing shapes, leaving feathered caresses down your spine.
You were aflamed- burning under his touch, his skin— his lips trailing down your neck- his weight pressing onto your body, molding you both like clay risen from the earth’s mass ever so perfectly.
You both needed to breathe— gasping unto each other- But if he were to pull away, he’d feel as if he stopped being alive— that he couldn’t be away. He wants- needs to further feel you- taste you. His hands grabbing you everywhere- his tongue briefly touching your lower lip— he breathes, takes you in like the air he lacks itself.
“Five— Five, shit—“ Left your swelling lips. He only rasps ‘fuck’ before wrestling away, letting your blood rush somewhere else- not on your cheeks- your lips— the crimson merely pumps swiftly in your chest- adrenaline swimming in your veins.
Silence fills the space between you. As you breathe in and out, hands on the sides of his arms— all he does is stare at your red lips- all swollen up, glistening with a vermillion glow, because of him.
It was tantalizing.
Impulsivity floods his thinking: and he is a drowning man.
“Open your mouth.” His voice strungs you out of your daze— making you blink. It surprises him too- he shouldn’t.
And yet.
You slowly part your lips— his thumb coaxes you, further separating them. Your pupils watch him as he finds himself staring on the inside of your mouth. All teeth and gum- supple skin— Enough of that, he tells himself.
There was no point in this- he knows how you feel— how you taste- what was the point of checking the source? But he continues- an urge sinks in deep his fingertips— it was not enough.
“Wider.”
His knee shifts, now resting between your thighs- he jerks his clothed thigh up, causing you to let out a small throaty gasp. He only takes this opportunity- slipping his finger in. And just as he was about to move away— He felt your tongue slide on the pad of his thumb and your lips quirk into a mischievous smile.
He only broadens his shit grinning grin even further.
“Atta, angel.”
#tua five#five hargreeves x reader#five hargreeves x you#five x reader#five x you#number five x reader#number five x you#five hargreeves smut#number five#five hargreeves#the umbrella academy#tua x reader#tua s1#tua s2#tua 3#1am me was thinking saur good w this#thank you for reading my madness
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There's something so bittersweet about the childhood flashbacks in tua. They were all children together. Reginald was horrible, but they had each other. And then everything went to shit. Five's 13 year old body a bitter reminder of what once was. His siblings in their adult bodies a reminder of how things should've been. God,,,,
#and now they're so different#they have so little in common ):#Five came back to a family that he no longer knew and who no longer knew him#they can never go back#Five's lived half a lifetime without them#its never going to be the same#Five's also the only one of them who kept the number name which makes him more of a reminder of the past he's like a relic of a lost time#i'm rewatching s1 rn and oh man#it hurts so bad Five should've grown up with them#ben should've lived#god the tragedy of it all#they were children together </3#the umbrella academy#tua s1#tua season 1#tua#umbrella academy#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#ben hargreeves#five hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#tua s2#tua s3#tua season 2#tua season 3#mine#tua meta
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I’m gonna miss them a lot 🥺🖤
#tua s3#the umbrella academy#tua s1#tua s2#five hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#disfunctional family
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The Handler: I’m writing my autobiography. Any tips?
Five: Kill off the main character.
#and she does#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#tua#umbrella academy#the handler#besties#lila pitts#ben hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#allison hargreeves#tua s2#tua s1#incorrect tua#incorrect correct quotes#incorrect quotes#number five
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every couple of months, out of the blue, i think of the sheer euphoria i experienced the first time watching that scene in tua s2 where ben in klaus's body quotes the first couple lines of "everybody" by the backstreet boys and as soon as he runs off the song starts playing in the background
#the umbrella academy#tua#tua s2#ben hargreeves#fucking ICONIC scene#there were lots of great season 2 moments but that's definitely in my top 3
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*Eliot's place*
Y/N: and that is why we should get a pet.
Five sighing: for the 10th time, we are not using a dog to fuel your fantasy of a time traveling couple with their pet.
Y/N points at Luther: BUT WE TAKE HIM ALONG!
Five: Isn't a choice though, now is it, darlin?
Y/N grumbling and walking away: can't believe the ape stays and not a puppy.
Five smiling to himself: cute
Luther: 👁️👁️ CuTe? i fEeL violated!
Five: Well, that sounds like a you problem- have a banana or somethin' *blinks away*.
#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#diego hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#tua x reader#five x reader#five hargreaves x reader#five x y/n#tua incorrect quotes#tua s2
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