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rachymarie · 6 months
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Schizospec X autistic feels: please god why can't I be more succinct?
God: Because my friend you have the autistic schizospec urge to Talk
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chocnoire · 1 year
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How to connect to your true identity
Consistently connecting to just your awareness gifts you an opportunity to gain clarity.When you lean back a little, and connect with your breath, and feel your being in your body, clothes from moment to moment, your focus will narrow back to the present moment and less on your current problems Only from there can you reel your consciousness back towards what you want instead.Imagine how you were…
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Back in 2020, I found myself on this exact path. Trying to "rise above" my feelings and emotions. Little did I know that all of what I was trying to rise above began storing itself in my mind and body in ways I never would have imagined possible. That broke me down a lot more than just feeling whatever I needed to feel right there and then. Only now am I beginning to recover but this recovery is proving much more difficult now than it probably would have been before that path. Never negate your humanity. You have it for a reason. Get in touch with it.
Source: The Holistic Psychologist
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gretchen-k-deahl · 1 year
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Inner Monster - Bad Bunny Inner Monsters don't necessarily look like "real" monsters. They are part of that constant chatter going on in the background of our own minds, shaping our view of the world. MEET your inner monsters, SEEK to understand them, EMBRACE them as yours, and then LEARN about yourself through them. Bring them out of your personal inner-verse and set them free! Now available on Redbubble. Please visit my shop and Follow me!! Many thanks. :-) gretchenkdeahl.redbubble.com
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stellerssong · 1 month
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Tell us the sex stone joke
so this joke requires the light setup of, as the Resident Geologist, on any given hike my dad will have been subjected to a light barrage of Hey What's This Rock I Just Picked Up Off The Trail, answers ranging from "that's clearly serpentinite, the state rock of California—note the distinctive gray-green color and soapy texture" to "that's probably a local mudstone" to "that is a piece of concrete" to "that is tanbark."
the joke typically runs as follows:
you, presenting an interesting pebble for identification: hey, what's this rock i just picked up off the trail? my dad, after a few seconds of thoughtful examination: ah, interesting. what you have there is what's known as a "sex stone." you, slightly shocked by the apparent erotic provenance of what you thought was a random rock: oh! okay. i see. thanks. my dad, slyly: would you like to know why they call it that? you: um. yes? my dad: BECAUSE IT'S JUST A FUCKING ROCK.
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Marauders and Reg group chat
Remus: who the fuck added me to the group chat?
Sirius: >:O language.
Regulus: yeah watch your fucking language.
Sirius: OKAY WHO TAUGHT REGGIE TO SAY THE FUCK WORD?!
Peter: ‘the fuck word’
James: You guys use the f word all the time??
Regulus: Merlin’s beard you don’t have to censor it.
Peter: say fuck James.
Regulus: Do it, James. Say fuck.
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candyheartedchy · 10 months
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Please be kinder to yourself with your self ships and self inserts. Please know that your creations of either drawings, writings or anything in between is precious. I know it can be scary to share and post sometimes. I know the fear of others finding your work cringy can be daunting. But what you create is beautiful. The fact alone that you see these fictional characters and want to be apart of their stories and share your love for them is a wonderful thing. No matter if it for fun or coping, your self ships are special. Your self inserts are a form of self love, embrace that feeling of being gentle with yourself when it comes to it. You don’t owe anyone a reason to why these characters are special to you, only that they bring you joy and comfort.
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mamawasatesttube · 5 days
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i just think lois lane should put tim drake in her purse like a little dog. a scrunkly little companion who's even better at picking locks than she is, which is saying something. a nosy little freak after her own heart. the rubber duck she uses when talking her thoughts out loud to put clues together. her coffee gofer. her purse ferret.
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eldritchdyke · 3 months
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had a conversation with a friend about elster signalis randomly inventing tasks for herself to do on the Penrose and I am now utterly convinced that she is a home depot dyke in the wrong setting in a better world she'd be able to make her gf entirely too much furniture and start randomly deciding to repair stuff around the house by herself
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laurasimonsdaughter · 5 months
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I can't seem to turn this into a story (yet) but picture this:
Dwarves who age dwarven wiskey in barrels in their underground caverns, but don't bother with proper ventilation because they have such high resistance to alcohol that the fumes do not bother them
Unfortunate side effect 1: the fumes are very flammable
Unfortunate side effect 2: delinquent teenage dragons sneak into the cavern to get drunk off the fumes
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emdotcom · 2 years
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The Mario movie thing is so funny to me. Here, look at this:
Sonic movies (1, 2, & w/ 3 on the way) come out, does INCREDIBLE in box office, decimates Marvel films, who previously had a stranglehold
Nintendo sees this, wants a piece of that pie, buckles down to make a Mario movie Incorrect order of events, as pointed out here! Mario movie announced before the public knew about Sonic movie.
(Potentially because the previous Mario movie was so out there, did poorly, & was disliked by fans & then promptly forgotten,) they pair with Illumination, a studio that is largely known for making very sterile films
Btw, is it just me that finds it weird that there is no mention from Nintendo or online of the previous movie, in all this? Maybe I'm the only one who remembers this film idk
They announce casting. Everyone immediately boos because they cast Chris Pratt as Mario.
Immediate outrage, as Charles Martinet, the voice of Mario for DECADES, was not cast in his claim to fame roll
There is a (unsourced) rumor that a test screening for the film was met with disappointment, making Nintendo unhappy
Slightly corroborating this, Nintendo buys Dynamo Pictures, to make Nintendo Pictures, with the intent to make future movies in-house
Anticipation for the movie likens it to other sterile animated movies of the last 10 years, like the Minions movies
Trailer comes out.
People continue to boo Chris Pratt, a bad cast for a beloved character who is putting 0 effort into his voice, in comparison to all other VAs putting in 110%
Chris Pratt goes to bed "depressed," at seeing the response I was incorrect, that is an older article, about when he was thanking his wife for providing a healthy child, to which people drew immediate parallels to his ex-wife's son, who has many health complications & needed many surgeries.
But with your help, we can make him being depressed after media backlash reality!
Lol, &, may I say, lmao.
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chocnoire · 2 years
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You're exactly where you need to be, stop overanalyzing
You’re exactly where you need to be, stop overanalyzing
Society has messed us big time. Finding our worth in how much we have in the bank, how much accolades, success we collect…how fast, young we do it, how it looks to others, how much better we are than others…it’s all ego based. When you open your heart, and stay still with yourself a little longer you’ll notice that creation is finished. All your desires are already here. There’s nowhere to…
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adainesfroggieboggy · 4 months
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heard the funniest story today about a guy i want to meet so bad just because he’s hilarious in my head, and i will try to do it justice. this story is about my friend and his coworker.
my friend tells me that this coworker is the kind of guy that’s tall, scrawny, and so sure of his ability to win a fight against anyone. he talked about this regularly, saying he could win a fight against literally anyone. my friend would get bored and just talk to this guy, because he was the most unintentionally funny guy he’d ever met.
my friend decides to ask him, “you say you can win a fight against anyone. what if i hired a seven foot tall, 300 pound, just pure muscle guy to fight you. would you win?”
to which the coworker replies, “oh, easy. done it. i’d win.”
“what about two?”
“light work. i’d beat them up.”
the questions continue, from three to four to five and so on.
“okay, but what about ten? you don’t even know they’re coming. they just come out of nowhere and jump you. do you think you’d win?”
“absolutely. i’d wipe the floor with ‘em.”
“okay, fine. what about eleven?”
“nah, couldn’t do eleven.”
(this is where the room dissolved into laughter and you think it’s over. that is the funniest punchline i can imagine.)
“dude, i wish i could hire ten guys to come best you up.”
“do it. i’ll beat them up and take the money.”
“what if they catch you in the bathroom and you have your pants down or something?”
“i’ll pull up my pants and beat them up.”
“you think they’re gonna wait for you to pull your pants up?”
“they better.”
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makyurini · 6 months
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one of jason todd’s favorite things to do is get you in doggy style just so he can kiss your spine as he ruts into you <3
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skeleticals · 8 months
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this is all funny as hell but I'm thinking about how most of them are gonna wake up w their voices completely gone. that's gonna be even funnier
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holographic-mars · 1 month
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Do you think when Soundwave is stressed out Cosmos leads him outside to to teach him out to dance in space?
ABSOLUTELYYYY YOURE TOTALLY COMPLETELY ANF ENTIRELY CORRECT
Soundwave’s outlier ability makes him incredibly sensitive to noise. Even though he’s mastered his ability, it’s still easy to get overwhelmed and overstimulated with the noises and thoughts of everyone around him when he’s stressed.
It took a while for Cosmos to kinda realize what’s going on (Sky-Byte just says he does this sometimes and Laserbeak and Buzzsaw say it’s none of his business), but after a while he was able to find out that Soundwave’s shutdowns and long disappearances was because of stress and sensory overload (he managed to bribe Frenzy into telling him. Apparently it happens sometimes and usually Ravage could calm him down quick, but now she’s gone and Soundwave has to manage a whole space station by himself. The avians can calm him down, it just takes longer and leaves Soundwave a lot more tired).
So, After a particularly stressful day, Cosmos finds soundwave by himself trying to manage his stress (poorly), and Cosmos has an idea. He leads Soundwave to the airlock and asks him to trust him, and take them outside of the station.
It’s better out here, soundwave could still feel the noise from the station as they stand on the edge but he can feel himself calming down now that he’s away from the noise. Cosmos quietly hums to himself and squeezes Soundwave’s hand in a calming, rhythmic squeeze-and-release.
After a minute or so, Cosmos takes both of Soundwave’s hands and again asks him to trust him, before lightly launching them off of the station. In an instinctive spike of panic, Soundwave activates his trusters and clings tighter (closer) to cosmos but cosmos just laughs and leads them into a short spin before angling his own thrusters to a stop. Confused, but willing to trust Cosmos (and he is willing. He’ll trust cosmos with his spark if cosmos asked) soundwave cuts his own thrusters off. With just cosmos’ weight and the occasional quick jet of thrusters to steady themselves, they’re floating aimlessly.
No longer touching the station, everything is totally quiet. The noise is gone completely—only the gentle sound of the mechanisms in Cosmos’ frame and the bouncy loop of music in Cosmos’ processor remains.
Soundwave is not used to the total silence of space the way cosmos is (no fighting, no shooting, no chattering) so he’s nearly in awe of the peace of it all.
Cosmos laughs again. Soundwave can feel it reverberating through his frame from where they’re connected. The music Cosmos is repeating in his mind switches to a more subtle tune. He adjusts his grip on Soundwave’s arms and leads them into another light spin, moving and dipping with the music in his processor.
Soundwave follows along as best he can but ultimately lets Cosmos lead. Cosmos is happy to do so, Soundwave seems to have calmed down and his EM field is light with warm amusement and poorly hidden adoration.
They stay out there for as long as they can before the cassettes get sick of watching the gooey gross lovey dovey stuff and make them come back inside.
AIFJF THIS TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER IM SORRY IM SORRY 💔💔 I was so busy and tired I just. Didn’t get around to it until now thank you for your patience :33 also sorry this became an almost-fic bc I am sick and ill THANK YOU FOR THE ASKK HEEHEHE❤️❤️❤️🛸🛸🛸🎵🎵🎵
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