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cheasegary · 11 months

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and this one's for all the men who fucking became spiders out there

new traumatized father just dropped

#spiderverse #across the spiderverse #fanart #miguel o'hara #even if hes not new hes new to my collection of hot traumatized middle aged men

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repressedqueen · 21 days

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okay, our boy has impeccable taste in men....

#OOF #i don't know how anyone in their right mind would say Lou is ugly #he is simply older?#(and we all know buck has some valid daddy issues)#plus he looks great today as well #anyway Buck has great taste and i know he will be beautifully man handled by this big strong man #lou ferrigno jr #tommy kinard #buck x tommy #bucktommy #911 #911 abc #bi buck #edit/clarification: I NEVER WANTED TO EMPLY A 39 YEAR OLD MAN IS OLD. MIDDLE AGED MEN ARE NOT UGLY.#people (regardless of gender) can be hot at any age!#and Lou in particular is definitely hot at 39 as i am sure he will be at 49 and probably 59 etc

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munchboxart · 8 months

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New background OC for my Salmon guys + Mui drinking

#i dont normally post sketches but i will make an exception for this #because i was talking w some friends and they were all telling me gilbert is hot and i do not see it #if u find gilbert hot let me know so i can remember this #literally oomf was like “how abt middle aged men yaoi with ur ocs (mui)” and i was like “mui and who??” and theyre like “his friends!”#and i was like “MUI HAS FRIENDS?” I LITERALLY FORGOT ABOUT GILBERT IDGAFFFF DHASJKFNSJKDGNDJN MY STANDARDS FOR MUI IS SO LOW #maybe theyre just not my type BUT I DONT SEE IT #then again. im sick in the head and mui is my favorite. literally the most middest guy ever. all he does is drink and kill salmon #tw alcohol #alcohol #splatoon #my ocs #mui #gilbert #im adding more white ass names into my collection of OCs bc im lacking. i also got a guy named paul fishtopher #i do have a sketch account on twitter but you will have to find it (you will never find it)

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violetbumblebea · 2 years

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Bruce: I am definitely cool. Like, I might be a dad but I'm still hip with the times.

Also Bruce:

Wears New Balance Shoes ("Foot care is important for super heros")

Has a fanny pack in both his civilian and hero life

Slaps his knees and says 'Whelp' when he wants conversations to be over (he does it within minutes )

Falls asleep in armchairs and snores so loudly he startles himself awake

Calls his children chum, lad, champ, sweetie, baby, etc.

Bruce Wayne is just in denial and his kids make fun of him for it.

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vongulli · 9 months

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HELLO ONE PIECE WATCHER are u obsessed yet

YAYA ITS SO AWESOME GAHH IM SO INVESTED 😭!!!! i actually just caught up in the manga to where i am in the anime!! (on ep 81, and on chapter 134!!!) i've shed lots of tears, laughed, and had my heart touched many times since starting it- i'm totally in love!!! I even cried at the same places i did while watching it when reading manga, ahaha!!!

the characters, the world, the designs, the dreams and ambitions everyone has is SOOOSOSO fun and like, inspiring.. just so good-feeling, i'll even wake up and be like "man, can't wait to watch/read one piece today"

the friendships/bonds created between everyone feels like, so strong- its really beautiful! I love how much fun the fights are, and i really adore the small moments between everyone (like when sanji brings out foods/drinks and everyone kinda just, chills and eats?? the food component of things feels so important too, I love seeing what they eat, idk why haha!!!)

i feel like other shows i love don't have enough time to just see everyone hanging out... it makes me so happy, im really thankful for those moments

also i would take a bullet for any of the strawhats in miliseconds!!! an instant!!!! anything for them!!

#ask #ask reply #text #vonchatty #like i've seen a lot of the character designs from it and always thought they were fun!!! its so nice to get to see them in action!#SO ITS SO EXCITING to see who interacts or like #whats happening with them or what their whole deal is #like there's characters im super intrigued by that havent even shown up yet!!#OH AND THE POWERS ARE SO FUN #also luffy is in my top list of MCs #he's incredible!!!!#also the middle aged men romance potential is sooo awesome #so many hot men in it.. good day to be a man enjoyer #OH AND I CANT WAIT FOR THE LIVE ACTION its gonna be covering everything i know so im SUUUPER SUPER excited for it #it looks super fun and i love how much heart has been put into it like everyone looks like they had so much fun and loved making it!!#i also think in modern times dreams feel impossible to reach so its so wonderful to see a story where people are able to #follow their ambitions to a full extent #long post

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dearemma · 1 month

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Bradley Whitford as Josh Lyman — The West Wing | The State Dinner

#thewestwingedit #twwedit #the west wing #josh lyman #joshlymanedit #tvedit #televisionedit #cinematv #mine*#when i say middle aged men are hot #i'm talking exclusively about him

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beanghostprincess · 5 months

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the thing about cross guild for me is that i don't feel particularly attracted to mihawk or crocodile because they're not my type of characters at all. however, when they are next to buggy they make my mouth water and my legs shake because god fucking damn the homoeroticism and power play thing they have going on is something else

#me when hot middle aged anime men get into a throuple #no but i am being 100% serious here i've never been more invested in these two and it's all thanks to buggy's existence #buggy on the other hand? that's my type of character #one piece #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #buggy the clown #cross guild

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heartburiedingreece · 11 days

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Is this a safe space?

#the amount of middle aged british white men im attracted to is EMBARRASSING #bono james gp tom scott jonny sims hbomberguy #smart funny men just do it for me #gotta love old men #hes just so 😫😫😫😫😫#its late #you can probably tell #but i still stand by it #BONO IS SO FUCKING HOT IM GONNA LOSE MY FUCKING MIND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #peter bonnington #bono #mercedes amg f1 #mercedes #formula 1 #formula one #f1

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mxnsterbabe · 1 month

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So, I'll admit I don't really care about DC, only the Batman villains and not even like. Batman himself.

But my husband has been watching the OG animated series recently and it's brought back my obsession with the 2004 version...

Killer Cros is RIGHT THERE guys. I'm surprised I've never written for him before.

#and penguin don't judge me haha #scrunkly middle aged men are hot okay

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flashbastardsramblings · 7 months

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Have you guys seen Con O' Neil's new haircut??? He looks so fucking fine I think I'm in love

#how many more middle aged men am i going to have a crush on #i just collect them like pokemon at this point #fr thogh he looks so HOT #con o'neill #ofmd #izzy hands #our flag means death

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houseswife · 3 months

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sorry but every time I see a pic of s1 wilson my brain’s automatic response is “who the FUCK is that”

exhibit a. WHY ARE YOU BEHAVING THIS WAY!! WHORE!!!

#it’s not just his physical appearance he acts so different I swear #where is my frumpy middle aged oncologist #he has to be teddy bear shaped the soft edges are where his mental illnesses are contained #I mean the demure flirty thing was hot don’t get me wrong #but the wilson who exists in my mind’s eye has to have the world’s stupidest haircut and be wearing a giant suit jacket for no reason #cringe old men… that’s where it’s at

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thjslove · 9 months

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#the truth about the harry quebert affair #la vérité sur l'affaire harry quebert #ttathqaedit #patrickdempseyedit #patrick dempsey #harry quebert #mine #*#1x01 #i've never truly wanted to watch greys anatomy but if I had wanted to it would have been for him #hot girl summer ? more like middle-aged man accused of inappropriate relationship with a 15 year-old summer #i am never beating the 'mostly attracted to fictional men allegations'#and yeah i have been spending too much time on twitter/yt again and talk in their manner and expressions help

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befooremoonrisee · 2 years

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stannis baratheon is such an underrated and misunderstood character. he is the literal definition of a middle child, always overlooked and ignored.

since he was a child, he was overshadowed by robert's strenght and renly's charm. he lost his parental figures and his older brother went away to the vale. he had to step out and act like the lord of storm's end.

then, the robert's revolution happened.the storm's end's siege started and he bodied the targaryens. he was barely an adult and he managed to keep the castle during years despite all the adversities and his lack of charisma as a leader. he was like 18 and he fought until the end, never giving up. he was an essencial part of robert's victory.

stannis has daddy issues. he just needs to be reassured by an older male figure, but he never got that. his brother was away, parents dead and then robert came back and he was an asshole. he not only overlooked him as lord's of storm's end, but he humiliated him by having sex in his bed during his wedding. he grew resentful, but he was always loyal to robert until the end.

he was a sad, lonely man whose only true friend was an ex-smuggler, not the type of person you imagine a lord associating with. he was wedded to a woman he did not love nor respect and his only daughter and heir, the only person he loved, was almost killed by a toy he bought. his life was always full of tragedy, resentment and self-pity.

he was the perfect person to be targeted by a cult and so he was. he was completely brainwashed by melisandre and the religion of r'hllor. imagine if all your life you have been the second choice, the one no one likes, that dude who is only kept around because he is useful and then a beautiful woman comes to you and tells you you're the chosen one and your fate is to save the world from complete destruction, who wouldn't have become a religious fanatic? melisandre was giving him the respect and appreciation no one gave him before.

he singlehandedly defeated renly and joffrey with just one death. and that death broke him even more and made him madder. he just killed the brother he practically raised and that was the point of no return. if he wasn't azor ahai renly's death would just be for nothing. the war he was fighting would be for nothing. all the death, all the suffering would just be for nothing.

he was possibly the best strategist and military man in the war of the five kings. tywin is just ruthless polician, not that good in the battlefield, he was constantly beaten by 16-year old robb stark. robb stark was a talented warrior and strategist, but he lacked the experience. renly was just vibes and balon greyjoy was an old man with dellusions of grandeur.

however, by no means is he innocent, he killed people in a horrific way, but he was brainwashed by a cult. he burned people and children alive, but he thought that those deaths had a purpose. what is the life of one person compared to the survival of the human race? he was not the only monarch in westeros to sacrifice people for the greater good. dany uses fire as a means to punishment and she sacrificed a person to give birth to her dragons. aegon v killed half of his family trying to get back the dragons, but we don't see those deaths that badly because we understand the endgame. dragons are needed to defeat white walkers. stannis believes he is needed to defeat white walkers.

i think most of the misunderstanding that comes with stannis comes from two places: he has the charisma of a stick and we are never in his mind. we witness his mistakes and tribulations, but we don't see why he makes that decisions. the character see him as a self-righteous prick and that's how we see him, but ned was also kind of a self-righteous prick, but he had certain middle-aged-dad charm and we were with him, we understood him.

stannis is the only king who says "fuck the iron throne i have more important stuff to deal with", he gets his shit together and he heads north to try to help the night's watch with the white walkers. no one else did that. no one else gave a fuck. just him. and book!daenerys won't be so eagered to help north immediately because she will have her own dance of the dragons to deal with, fighting the only kingdom who has a dragon body count. stannis will probably be the only king who sticks around to help in winds of winter.

stannis' fate in the books will be sad, he will probably have a horrible demise. probably in his death he will realise that all the people he burned alive was for nothing and his conscious will make him feel immense pain. he will die knowing that he lost himself trying to fulfill a prophecy that was never meant to be his. because prophecies in the world of ice and fire only bring pain, misery and death.

disclaimer: i don't condone any of his actions, i just think that he's more complex and interesting than most people give him credit for. and every girl deserves to have her middle aged villainous character she will defend until the end.

another disclaimer: in this house we stan book!stannis, if he kills shireen just for defeating the boltons, he's dead to me. (i think he will burn shireen but like for a battle against the white walkers, like a last resort kind of thing).

#a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #stannis baratheon #robert baratheon #shireen baratheon #house baratheon #renly baratheon #davos seaworth #game of thrones #stannis baratheon was the rightful heir to the iron throne #stannis baratheon apologist #my poor meow meow #sad middle aged men #kendall roy core #sorry for my english #if he was hot everyone would love him

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strange-cookie · 2 months

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Isekai is hilarious to me. For men we have becoming a god, owning women as slaves, and every attractive woman in a 50 mile radius chomping at the bit to get down sexual style in your bedroom

and then for women we’ve got the fantasy of divorcing your shitty ass prophetically infidelious husband

I for one adore the latter

#Additional shoutout to the shocking number of middle aged men getting with their unreasonably hot managers on the yaoi side of things #Anime #isekai #webtoon #webnovel #manga #anime and manga #Is it born from misogyny?#probably

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babybabyaphrodite · 2 years

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thinkin ab the parallels between my awful social anxiety and cullen behavior. yes, i too look like im in physical pain when i am near people. i am absolutely clenching my jaw, not breathing, and sitting ramrod straight. getting overwhelmed by a conversation and just, Fleeing? yeah. having a conversation and sounding just slightly Off because my points of reference for small talk are not current. 30 minutes ago i sat at a restaurant and didn’t eat anything because i physically couldn’t but that’s just because i’m too hot & sexy & inhuman for food. this is a more enjoyable way to interpret my atrocious social behavior.

#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight revival #alice cullen #cullen family #edward cullen #jasper hale #rosalie hale #esme cullen #bella cullen #bella swan #carlisle cullen #emmett cullen #the twilight saga #im normally not this bad but it was a group of gross middle aged men and like #yeah i’m fighting the urge to run away or slaughter u all #this probably is not healthy- but coping via my relationship to fictional characters is more healthy than other coping mechanisms ive had #i can also confirm that these are all mostly effective strategies in keeping people from talking to u #ppl clown on the cullens for being so bad at being inconspicuous but #looking hot & refusing to give ppl more than a nod actually stops them from talking to u after like 3 attempts #anyway- this was a terrible experience but this silly little thought made dealing with it a lil easier

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a-literal-goblin · 1 year

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middle aged men in theory 🔥😮‍💨💦🤯🌡🤤❤️‍🔥🤰💯🥴🍆👅😍

middle aged men in real life

#ah the duality of mankind #we spend all day fantasizing about #middle aged men #pedro pascal #din djarin #joel miller #rick grimes #andrew lincoln #norman reedus #daryl dixon #all these hot hollywood hunks #but if a real life middle aged man were to approach us #we would call THE POLICE #scream cry throw up

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