i will need 8 months to integrate what i’ve learned into my life.

contrapoints twilight video ??????? don’t start my hyperfixation again mom

contrapoints twilight video ??????? don’t start my hyperfixation again mom

au where bella still gets pregnant on the honeymoon but bc edward didn’t jack off At All he still has sperm and it’s been alive this whole time bc it’s been on ice and therefor it’s just a fucking normal human baby

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

"How long have you been 17"

Since today, happy birthday Twilight!

it’s because you’re always posting about that damn vampire.

✨🩸Rosalie Hale 🩸✨

rotting

every morning 1 bot will follow me because they know i like routine

werewolves r superior bc like if u cuddle a vampire cold as shit actually post cancelled. why am i pitting 2 bad bitches against eachother ur vampire gf is wonderfully cool in the summer and ur werewolf gf is very soft to hug. peace and love on planet earht

intercourse with a vampire or whatever

watching buffy the vampire slayer & seeing the parallels it has w twilight rly makes me wonder ab that dream of sparkly gerard way in a meadow……..

tv exec out there dreaming up twilight modern!au rn, giggling & kicking their feet

If they're gonna make a twilight reboot, the least they can do is set it in 2005. I can't cope with these characters on social media, using modern slang.

suing stephanie meyer for inaccurate depictions of biology classes.

i met 0 vampires & got no onion awards. plus i had to memorize things like the interphase sub-phase synthesis being the point in mitosis that chromosomes are replicated to make sister chromatids. i’ll never recover from this. 5 weeks of studying & no marriage proposals from strange creatures or a single opportunity to become immortal. truly disappointed that stephanie would lie to me like this.

twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris