#meme language
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Modern day, resurrected Arthur has not only to learn modern English, he also has to learn meme language and slang.
When Arthur introduces himself to Merlin's friends, he's like: I'm his roommate.
Merlin: you're not my roommate. We don't live in the same room, we live in the same flat. You have your own room, so we're flatmates.
Arthur: but all the rooms are your rooms... So, we're roommates.
Merlin's friend: and they were roommates *grins*
...
Merlin's friend: say Arthur, are you a top or a bottom?
Arthur: *who's only learned the terms top and bottom in relation to clothes* eh... Well, I like to run around shirtless I guess? So... I'm a bottom?
Friend: omg. Does that mean Merlin's a top?
Arthur: eh.... No. Merlin is... Both I think? (He never takes off his clothes, so I dunno what he prefers to wear)
Merlin: omg, Arthur, please shut up.
Arthur: aren't all men bottoms? (And since women wear dresses in his world, they are all tops lmao)
Merlin: dear god!!!!
......
Friend: he's my little meow meow
Arthur: what? Why are you making Cat noises?
Friend: he's my meow meow
Arthur: i don't understand what you're saying. Do you have a cat?
Friend: he's to me what Merlin is to you
Arthur: oooooooh
Merlin: don't teach him this nonsense, i'm begging you
Arthur: Hey Merlin, you're my little meow meow
...
Feel free to continue
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Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!
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#bussi#Spain#public transport#meme#memes#lol#funny#funny meme#funny memes#cute#mascot#mascots#bus#bus meme#bus memes#transport#iT’s nOt fUnNy in oThEr LanGuagEs#shut up nerd#it’s funny to me#erhmergird anglophones on tumblr!!11!!!
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Kalosian Emmet ideas are very entertaining rn, keep them coming ahah!!
#submas#subway boss emmet#pokemon emmet#Submas emmet#Pokemon#Pokemon legends#Pokemon Legends ZA#Kalos#Pokemon XY#Silly#I like the HC of submas being able to speak many languages but this was too funny to pass ahaha#Jun's comics#Movie reference#Meme#Mr. Bean's Holiday#Chamsin#Emmet got a lumiose galette there#Never had a galette so not sure how they're usually consumed but lumiose ones look the size of thick cookies!
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"Decrease the increase" is actually a completely reasonable thing to say, but it feels like it shouldn't be.
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#the real scientific method#scientific method#science side of the internet#science side help me#science side#science side please explain#science side explain#science side of tumblr#mad scientist#memes#dank memes#dankest memes#mental meme#memes are my coping mechanism#memes are my love language#i’m offended by this relatable content#relatable memes#relatable shit#fresh memes
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ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:
every episode of house md is like
> the patient arrives the hospital.
> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.
> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.
“dr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!”
“do the exams, you idiot”
> dr. house will talk with the patient.
“you're stupid. fuck you.”
“dr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!”
> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.
“dr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.”
“hmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!”
“dr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.”
> they found the gameboy in her ass.
“oh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?”
“the gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleed”
> the patient, cured, enters in the room.
“i was wrong about you, dr. house”
“fuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!”
> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3
> the end.
#this is so funny to me#i'm so sorry#house md#hate crimes md#hilson#gregory house#james wilson#allison cameron#robert chase#eric foreman#dr house#dr wilson#english is not my first language#memes#lol#life is pain
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A1-A2: man, there're so many words I need to know in order to say literally anything
B1-B2: wow, what I know is enough now
C1-C2: man, there're so many weirdly specific words I need to know in order to describe these weirdly specific things I've only seen once in my life. Also I forgot how to say ceiling.
#langblr#languages#polyglot#language learning#memes#language memes!!!#actually that's how it really feels
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TMAGP Memes p.2
Sam: "I'm very worried about Colín's mental health."
Lena: "Don't worry Sam, Colin is perfectly fine."
Colin:
My man is not doing well.
PART 1
#the magnus protocol spoilers#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol fanart#the magnus protocol is a podcast#the magnus protocol podcast#the magnus pod#tmagp#tmagp fanart#tmagp spoilers#tmagp colin#colin becher#samama khalid#sam khalid#lena kelley#tmagp sam#tmagp lena#tmagp memes#tmagp meme#english is not my first language#Colin 🤝 Jon s2
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“food as a love language” prompts ˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍊 ꒱
-ˏˋ. dialogue ˊˎ-
⋆ “i know you said you weren’t hungry, but i made you something anyways.”
⋆ “you seemed a little off on the phone, so i wanted to make sure you had something nice to come home to.”
⋆ “i heard you reminiscing about it the other day, so i called your mom and got the recipe.”
⋆ “hey, hey- i know you always say you don’t have time to eat breakfast before you leave, so i got up early to make you something you could eat on the go.”
⋆ "you know i don't mind that you can't help me while i'm cooking. wanna help me plate it up now?"
⋆ “of course i remembered what you like, why do you think i always have it made fresh when you come over? i’m not actually a psychic.”
⋆ "well you said you were craving [insert food] and it's too late to run to the store to grab it so yeah, i made it for you."
⋆ “come on, i can see you’re starving. just let me make you something, you know i don’t mind.”
-ˏˋ. actions / scenarios ˊˎ-
⋆ practising cooking a dish from their friend/partner's childhood in secret before serving it to them for the first time
⋆ gently reminding them to eat
⋆ always having the ingredients for their comfort meal on hand in case they have a bad day
⋆ navigating around their sensory issues with food while cooking for them without being asked
⋆ dropping off food for them during a stressful day
⋆ being patient as they teach the other how to cook
⋆ learning how to prepare food from their home country for them
⋆ wordlessly setting a meal down in front of them after they come home at the end of a long day
#this is a superior way to show love fight me 🔪🔪#prompts#food as a love language#food as a love language prompts#fluff prompts#otp prompts#imagine your otp#platonic prompts#love language prompts#prompt list#writing prompts#writing exercise#dialogue prompts#soft prompts#rp meme#fluff writing prompts#otp meme
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A love language ✨
#love#desiblr#cnc k!nk#desi tumblr#couple#desi#text post#teddytells#desi academia#desi shit posting#desi teen#desi memes#desi stuff#desi tag#books & libraries#love letters#love poem#love quotes#love language#date ideas#date night#phtography#text#txt post#my txt#txt#aesthetic#desi aesthetic#valentines aesthetic#desi dark academia
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"Ballister..."
"Whose goddamn white baby is that"
#SORRY#JDJAJKRKKEKKWKKDEKKWKSMW#nimona#nimona meme#nimona shitpost#nimona's a white kid adopted by two asian men god save her#im saying this as an asian guy#edit: realized i wrote who's instead of whose#sry english isnt my first language 😭
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1. come over
2. cuddles everyday
3. call me a good boy
4. take care of me like a housepet
love language by tom cardy
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