and there goes batman with another reckless plan where he doesn’t consider his children at all-

oh! what’s this! it’s the red hood with a steel chair! !!

When you get polymorphed into a dog

Based on this image

every so often i remember that the teens have never encountered another druid before and don’t know that wildshape is a thing that exists and i think it makes lovewolf sparrow better and in my head the teens had more of a reaction to seeing an adult turn into a wolf seemingly out of nowhere

How do they kiss……..the age old question

baby used a whole bottle of hairspray for that

I need other people to imagine Spiderman with all his hair everywhere being bright blue and red, with his eyes completely spidery black when he’s not wearing glasses, has venomous fangs, and he has a fit body under the spandex and stuff, like that’s his default way of looking

But when he’s out and about as Peter Parker, he wears the coke bottle thick glasses over brown eyes that can’t see for shit, he dyes his hair brown and has to wear mascara and stuff to make his eyelashes and eyebrows look like normal human colors, he hides his fangs, he wears a ton of layers of loose clothing and slouches to look as much like a weak nerd as possible

And then when he’s out as Spidey, he’ll still wear like a blonde wig over his hair after washing out the brown dye (I like to think he sciences up his own hair dye stuff that shows the color perfectly without killing his hair so it’s still soft and easily washes out with a solution he made for it), and colored contacts, and stuff

And when Nick Fury finally sees him without his stuff, like it was an intense fight with carnage or something and Spidey’s suit is torn and bloody, his wig is gone, cried out the colored contacts awhile ago, his fangs are flashing because of the adrenaline from the attack, he tears off the torn remains of his mask, so Nick Fury whips around aaaaaaannnnnd he still has no idea who Spidey is because that’s not how he walks around as a civilian

*Neil goes to deal with Riko to the beat of TS ‘Vigilante Shit’*

Neil: I don’t dress for women… I don’t dress for men…

Andrew: You don’t dress for shit. You got jorts on.

*points to Ada* Helena: so who’s the lady?

Leon: my ex

*points to Luis* Helena: okay, and who’s the guy with her?

Leon: also my ex

Later

*points gun at Chris* Helena: and who are you??

Leon: uhh also my ex

Helena: wtf man-

marauders era characters by my daylist:

peter pettigrew

when i was younger and couldn’t sleep, my mam would make me warm milk which is just heated up milk to help make me feel sleepy. i still don’t know why it works but even now i still use that method

sunset swerve moment!

listen i told myself i wasn’t going to post for a little bit but i found this picture so

i’m just gonna leave this here

so tom cruise refused to make a top gun sequel for over thirty years and then micromanaged the entire production of top gun maverick before personally shelving it for two years refusing to let it get shoved to streaming or put in theaters for a shortened theatrical window and it is now going into its fourth month in theaters with a cool $1.4billion and counting at the box office and can now be purchased on VOD but you cannot rent it until sept 20 and physical copies aren’t dropping until november and no word yet on when it’ll be on a streaming service oh tommy really has paramount by the fucking balls lmao

I love when British people have the accents that make them pronounce the “th” sound as the “f” sound

Everyone is making jokes about jmart being in the computer but my brain still can’t get over my FR3-d1 x Alice joke. You know what this is my crackship now. Alice knows the computer is (possibly) sentient and she’s dating it. Prove me wrong I dare you.

Bonus crackship points if you make is a polyamorous love triangle by adding Collin into the mix. I mean he atleast tolerates Alice and with him and FR3-d1 it would be an enemies to lovers thing.

Or hell maybe the computer isn’t sentient and Alice is just an objectium.

*sigh* I need to get off the internet I swear.