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lewisvinga · 2 months
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fuck it | daniel ricciardo x fem! reader x max verstappen !
summary; what happens when people don’t get the hint after soft launching? you hard launch
fc; various girls on pinterest
warnings; cursing, one suggestive comment i think uhmmm
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1
note; requested !
masterlist !
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yourusername uploaded to their story !
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[caption 1; never nap on a plane w these two bc then you’ll wake up to 237 photos of them 🥸🥸] [caption 2; happy new years from me n my boys 🌷💗🎉]
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yourusername: 3 yrs & counting of loving my boys. happy anniversary to my favorite boys💓
tagged; maxverstappen1, danielricciardo
danielricciardo: awe shucks ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
danielricciardo: i love you , my pretty lady ❤️
yourusername: i love you, my sweetheart 🙁🫶
danielricciardo: i suggested this hard launch btw
maxverstappen1: NO I DID???? MY MESSAGE WASN’T SENDINGGG😒😒
yourusername: both of your big brains came up w the idea okay guys 🙄🙄
maxverstappen1: happy anniversary, schat , i love you, both of you🩵🩵
yourusername: 🥹🥹i love you sm🫶
danielricciardo: u weren’t saying that when i beat you in paddle 😒
maxverstappen1: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
username: THEY’RE ALL DATING??
username: oomf was right saying they’d look good as a couple…
username: tears they’ve been trying to soft launch only for all of us to think they’re friends 😭😭😭😭
username: a throuple???
username: yall need a dog? i can bark😁😁😁😁
username: holy shit THEYRE ALL DATIMG
username: whatta fine couple
username: i wanna be in between them fr
username: wait the 3rd pic is kinda a slay
username: she said walk ‘em like a dog🙈🙈 liked by yourusername!
username: OMG SHE LIKED
username: the last photo 😭 wonder what y/n and max were scolding daniel abt 💀
danielricciardo: what WEREN’T they scolding me abt
maxverstappen1: you don’t wanna know
yourusername: we were scolding him abt anything n everything … ( he likes it )
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diorsluv · 14 days
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casual , part 5
“ i thought you thought of me better ”
series m. list previous chapter next chapter
( socialmedia!au )
vivianliu
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vivianliu she was better off without you 😘
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username44 ethan slander goes crazy
yourusername WE LOOK SO HOT 🤭🤭
→ vivianliu ALL YOU BABE ITS ALL YOU
yourusername also idk about that caption..
→ vivianliu oh girl noooo
→ yourusername 😔
→ vivianliu HE CAN’T BE STRAIGHT UP WITH U BABE he’s always beating around the bush
→ edwards.73 that’s subjective
→ vivianliu “tHAtS sUbJEctiVe” stfu
→ yourusername VIVI STOP BE NICE
→ markestapa it is pretty subjective
→ mackie.samo i think the bush is just a decorative piece to further brighten up the room
→ dylanduke25 he is not a bush beater ❌
username27 MARRY ME PLEASE
username10 IDK WHO I WANT MORE
→ username67 BOAF!!!!
→ username78 BOAF?
→ username96 BOAFFFF.
colecaufield i second that
→ lhughes_06 i third that
→ _quinnhughes i fourth that
→ trevorzegras i fifth that
→ rutgermcgroarty i sixth that
→ mackie.samo i seventh that
→ jackhughes i eighth that
→ _alexturcotte i ninth that
→ markestapa i tenth that
→ luca.fantilli i eleventh that
→ dylanduke25 i twelfth that
→ adamfantilli i thirteenth that
→ yourusername i disagree
→ edwards.73 guys you’re supposed to be on my side??????
→ luca.fantilli we just wanted to fit in 💔
username72 so ethan and rosie confirmed????
→ vivianliu 🤐
→ username99 pretty much
rutgermcgroarty yeah bc she already had me 🙄
→ vivianliu she had me first
→ yourusername LADIESSSSS stop fighting there’s enough to go around 😈😈
→ edwards.73 but i’m better though
→ rutgermcgroarty hell no you’re not edwards.73
lhughes_06 i hope she knows plan b is called plan b for a reason
→ vivianliu LMAOOO
→ yourusername bro WHAT????
username14 I CAN DO BETTER THAN ETHAN I PROMISEEE
username49 yall r so hot
edwards.73 didn’t sound that way last night
→ vivianliu is sex all you think about with her 😐
→ edwards.73 no????
→ yourusername damn
→ edwards.73 I SAID IT’S NOT
→ lhughes_06 i swear to god ethan i’m going to beat your ass
_alexturcotte she’s too pretty for him
→ vivianliu RETWEET RETWEET
→ edwards.73 ????
trevorzegras i could treat her better fr
→ vivianliu ion know about that one..
username95 I THOUGHT THEY ALL LIKED ETHAN??? 😭
mackie.samo stop dogging on my boy
→ vivianliu “your boy” is gonna get my wife all hurt and shit
→ dylanduke25 TRUST IN HIM DUDE
→ vivianliu hell no
username12 please she’s so happy thooo
username80 i mean as long as he doesn’t break her heart idc fr 🤷‍♀️
_quinnhughes that’s what i’ve been saying but she won’t listen to me 😒
→ vivianliu she’s delusional
→ yourusername NO IM NOTTT
→ _quinnhughes yes you are stop lying to yourself
luca.fantilli who said he needed her??
→ vivianliu everyone
→ yourusername ☹️
→ edwards.73 i did
→ luca.fantilli oh
→ markestapa OH????
→ mackie.samo look at our eddy he’s so confident
→ edwards.73 i am after last night mackie.samo
→ jackhughes oh god please never say that again
dylanduke25 i can smell the pizza from the other room and you won’t share shit 😒
→ vivianliu she bought it to eat with the boy that just stood her up so no we aren’t gonna share
→ yourusername ‼️‼️
→ colecaufield why did she buy the food and not him 😭😭
→ vivianliu THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING colecaufield
→ lhughes_06 HE DID WHAT????
→ _quinnhughes he let her pay for the food then stood her up. that’s great, that’s real fucking great.
→ jackhughes i’m gonna fight him
→ yourusername GUYS ITS FINE
jackhughes our dad’s gonna be livid when he finds out what that asshole did to her
→ vivianliu AS HE SHOULD
→ yourusername oh my god it’s not that big of a deal it doesn’t even matter
→ lhughes_06 ???? OF COURSE IT MATTERS
→ _quinnhughes don’t undermine ts it’s not gonna help you rosie
edwards.73
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edwards.73 then she said you make me happier than ever
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username77 is this him clapping back????
username46 there’s no way he and vivian are beefing rn
markestapa go bag your girl 🙏🙏
→ edwards.73 bagging my girl 🫡
→ yourusername “my girl” ?
→ mackie.samo LMAOOO
→ dylanduke25 this is definitely going in the gc
→ luca.fantilli ethan it’s over for u
vivianliu no don’t be pulling this shit
username80 is it just me who’s getting the tiiiiiniest ick
→ username51 i am too babe dw
jackhughes uh huh..
_quinnhughes ok i don’t know bout all that
username31 kissing in the rain oh my god i’m melting
username27 rosie’s so lucky
→ username12 ethan’s the lucky one here 🙄
lhughes_06 what if i bashed your face in
→ edwards.73 but why
→ lhughes_06 i told you and everyone else NOT to touch my sister and you quite literally did the complete opposite
→ edwards.73 hey i didn’t even pay attention to her at first man
→ lhughes_06 😒
username54 i want a relationship like theirs so badly
→ yourusername no babe find yourself a healthy relationship 🫶
→ username33 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
→ username81 EXPLAIN?? yourusername
→ username20 UMM WHAT?
yourusername i don’t remember that one
→ edwards.73 i got the receipts baby don’t fight it
→ yourusername 😳
yourusername also wow she’s pretty
→ edwards.73 mhm she’s my gorgeous girl
→ yourusername oh is that her name?
→ edwards.73 yea got her saved as mine ❤️ in my contacts it’s nbd
username10 the candlelit dinner ☹️
colecaufield as much as it pains me to say it you guys look cute together
liked by edwards.73
_alexturcotte maybe i was wrong about you two and as long as you keep making her happy idc
→ edwards.73 i’ll keep her happy for the rest of our lives 🫡🫡
→ yourusername wow that’s a pretty long time!
trevorzegras oh ethan you crack me up
→ edwards.73 this one was a knee slapper wasn’t it
→ trevorzegras got me laughing and shit
→ yourusername oh so this post was a joke 😐
→ edwards.73 NO IT WASN’T I SWEAR ON MY LIFE yourusername
rutgermcgroarty why do i feel sick to my stomach rn
→ edwards.73 i think it’s called jealousy lil bro
→ rutgermcgroarty no i think it’s because you aren’t treating her right buddy
username55 even rut doesn’t like the relationship 😭😭
→ username79 99% positive he secretly likes her
→ username23 THATS WHAT IM SAYING
mackie.samo did you hard-ish soft launch simply because you were being scrutinized 😭
→ edwards.73 perhaps i did and what about it??
→ mackie.samo ok im usually on your side but bro..
username46 what happened to the “no labels”
username25 is this not lowkey toxic 💀💀
username98 whew lord save my girl please
adamfantilli you guys are so gross and icky
→ edwards.73 keep hating 🤬🤬
→ vivianliu i wholeheartedly agree
→ lhughes_06 that’s what i’ve been saying but no one listens 🙄
→ jackhughes CORRECT
username47 why are we all divided over this i thought we liked the relationship???
→ username53 but they’re kinda toxic af 😭
username9 this shakes me to my core
luca.fantilli is that the after sex pic
→ edwards.73 🤫
→ dylanduke25 oh god ew
→ colecaufield that did not have to be a question
username22 this is so cute it hurts
username28 SO ADORABLEEE
username91 new fav couple alert
dylanduke25 aw that’s cute
→ edwards.73 good to know ur not a hater
→ mackie.samo DUDE i was just stating facts
→ edwards.73 uh huh we’re kicking u out the gc
→ mackie.samo BROOOO
next chapter notes ) hey loves guess who didn’t proofread!!! I FEEL LIKE THIS IS LESS AND LESS ENTERTAINING IDKKK
tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust@alwaysclassyeagle@love4ldr@inhoodmood@bunting58@crazycat-ladys-blog@smoooore@bunbunbl0gs
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meowzfordayz · 1 year
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hashira receive chocolate from you
Author’s Note: only a lil late for Valentine’s Day… 😅
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hashira receive chocolate from you
Hashira x Reader
Word Count: ~1,100
CW: explicit language
Emergency Request Fulfilled: this sad b*tch could use an emergency request 😭 men have more audacity I swear
If possible could you do hashira men x female reacting to you bringing them chocolate on Valentine’s Day😭
~faqs~
Don’t mind the varying lengths of these headcanons 😆
I just wrote out scenarios as they popped into my brain
Aka not in order
Some are short and sweet; others are more fleshed out
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Cries (happy tears)
—Duh 🤠
Good thing the chocolates are in a box, otherwise they’d be soaked 🙃
Also refuses to eat them w/o you present
Insists you take the first bite of every bonbon 🥺😋
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VERY red 😡
—Apparently this is my go to hc for Obanai… he’s always red 😂
“Is this for me?” <— dangerously soft
Uhh- 😶 *cue awkward fiddling w/ the box of chocolates*
“Yes?”
“Are you sure?” <— somehow even softer
“... yes?!”
“Thank you.”
🤨🤨🤨
“You don’t want them,” you accuse, more embarrassed than anything
Obanai’s eyes widen
Barely
He’s still ~mostly glaring
😓 “It’s fine! They’re my favorite anyway! I’ll just-”
A firm (sweaty) palm on your shoulder stops you mid-stalking-away
“I’d like to have them,” he declares
“W-wha-whaaat?” 😳
“Thank you,” murmured again, gentle fingers prying the box from your grip, “How about we sit beneath that tree… andyousharethemwithme?”
Best believe not a single second of eye contact occurs
#shy boi
Also What did he just say? 😃
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“NO WAAAY?!?!?!” 😍
“Mitsuri?”
You’re glad she’s so excited, but-? 😅
“I HAVE CHOCOLATE FOR YOU TOO !!!!!” 🍫💝
“NO WAAAY?!?!?!” 😍
—*sigh*
—What I’d give to swap chocolates w/ Mitsuri 🥺💞
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“Sugar can lead to cavities.” 🧐
“Shinobu-”
“You want me to get cavities?”
“No, I-”
“What if I get-”
“Shinobu!”
“I’m kidding, darling!” 😃
😒😒😒 <— you rn
Shinobu leans in, pecking your cheek as she accepts your gift, “With you around, the harm’s already done.” 😉
… “Was that you flirting with me?”
“Yes, savor it.”
“Babe, that was so ba-”
“GOOD, [y/n], my flirting was so good.”
“Thank gosh that wasn’t your original approach.”
“You’re saying my flirting wouldn’t woo you, darling?” 😎
“That’s exactly what I’m saying.” 💀
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“Chocolate?!” 😁
You only wince a tad at Kyojuro’s booming excitement 😬
“For you.” ☺️
“For me !!!” 😁😁
If you take a step back to protect your poor ears, he doesn’t comment
“A token of my appreciation.”
“How thoughtful!” 😁😁😁 “You are most generous!” 😁😁😁😁
And then he notices your slow but sure retreat ☹️
“Are you okay?” voice immediately softening
your relieved sigh = barely stifled 🤫
“Oh,” he blinks, head tilting a fraction, “I was loud!”
“Ouch,” you nod in sheepish agreement
“I apologize! Please! Share your wonderful gift with me to make up for my carelessness!” 
“I was loud again.” 😅
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Sanemi sits cross legged on his engawa, unimpressed by your offering
“I hate chocolate.” 😐
“You’re full of shit.” 🙄
“Just like your chocolate.”
“My chocolate? It’s yours, Shinazugawa Sanemi,” hand on your hip as you huff, chocolates shaking in their box as you hold them out roughly toward him, “I got it for you.”
Raising an eyebrow, he pushes your hand, “I don’t want it.”
“Fuck. You.” ☹️
Scoffing, his eyes roll, “You know I hate chocolate.”
You pout, plopping down beside him, “Hate is a strong word.”
“Eat it yourself.”
“I don’t want to.”
“See! You hate chocolate too, so don’t try pawning it off to me.” 😒
“Shinazufuckinggawa.”
Sanemi finally shifts to face you, mouth smug, knee bumping gentle against the crook of your hip, “Hm, my love?” 😌
Seething, you ignore his advance, “We are eating this chocolate together, and if it kills you, then so be it.”
“Ooh, so this is a we situation now?” he teases fondly, plucking the box from your lap
Crossing your arms, you look away, “You’re insufferable.”
“So insufferable that you bought me chocolate,” he smirks 😇
“Whatever, I’ll keep it,” you grumble, halfheartedly grabbing for the box
“No.” 😐
“No?”
“We’re eating it together, and it certainly won’t kill me.” 🥰
—Bc lover!Sanemi = emotional whiplash central 💀🤍
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“What is this for?”
“For you,” you grin
“I figured that part out.” 🤓
Snorting, you tap Muichiro’s shoulder, flicking his chin when he glances down at your movement
“Hey,” he pouts slightly, cheeks tinged pink, “Seriously though: why?”
“Because I adore you.”
“Right.”
“Mhm.” ☺️
“Thank you.”
“You’re welcome.” 😁
You poke his cheek, eyes rolling fondly, “We should eat them now.”
“We? But, they’re for me.”
“Muichiro,” you deadpan
“What?”
“Just trust me.” 😇
His cheeks warming further, he allows you to tug him under the shade of the nearest tree, sweetness soft in his stomach before he’s had a single taste
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“You can put that over there,” Giyuu gestures to the nearest corner of the room, not bothering to greet you 
Disappointment curdles in your stomach, stare carefully neutral as you nod, “Okay.”
Your soft sigh as you move away from him does not go unnoticed
“Are you alright?” 😕
Swiveling sharply at the slight edge in his tone, you shake your head, frustration narrowing your eyes
“What’s on your mind?” he asks, gentle now as he approaches your agitated figure
“You’re so dense,” you manage to choke out, tears welling involuntarily
“I’m so…” Giyuu trails off, realization hitting him, “Oh shit.”
—Realization being the train that was just derailed #so punny #the punniest 🤡
“Yeah,” you exhale raggedly, tiny smile tugging at your mouth despite yourself, “Not even a Hello or a Thank you.”
“I’m sorry,” he mutters, lithe body curved protective and apologetic around you before you can even blink, “That was messed up of me.”
“I can leave and come in again, so you can practice,” you chuckle wetly, face buried in his haori, “You clueless man.”
Embrace tightening, he murmurs, “You’re too kind.”
Giggling faintly, you squeeze his hip, other hand still awkwardly clutching the box of chocolate, “I know.”
“Thank you for being patient with me.”
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“We better eat them before everyone returns.” 😈
Clucking your tongue at Tengen, you pull another, another, another, and another box of chocolates from your knapsack
“Oh.” 😔
“Tengen-sama, do you look crestfallen?”
“Well, I, hm, I thought we would-”
“Unlike someone, I’m not so selfish to suggest indulging in a pleasure without our wives,” smile unwavering even as you scold him, “Which is why I bought enough for everyone to enjoy their own.” 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
“Okay, but! Size wise, I’m large.” 😃
“Which is why I bought you two.”
“You did?!” 😍
“No.” 😐
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brrrkdslek · 9 months
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QUADRILATERAL LOVE !
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❒ csn, smg, jwy x idol! fem! reader
❒ smau, written(partly), romcom, SLOWBURN
❒ being a newly debuted group from the small company, KQ, you're already getting yourself into scandals and many allegations have been made about you. how will you battle through the public and feelings you surprisingly catch in between everything?
❒ wonyoung of ive, bahiyyih of kep1er, chaewon of le sserafim, hanni of newjeans and more as you read on!
❒ milky way by @ad0rechuu (amazing!!!)
❒ 1st august, 2023—
❒ @asherthehimbo (dm to be on taglist!!)
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₊ ⊹ ACT 1 ⎯ BE THE DRAMA !
✦ 000 ⎯ ASSTROIDS☄️💫
✦ 001 ⎯ BUTTEASE👴🏻🤏🏻
✦ 002 ⎯ OTHERS
✦ 003 ⎯ ZAZA ALLEGATIONS⁉️
✦ 004 ⎯ LET'S GO LESBIANS‼️😍
✦ 005 ⎯ GOSSIP GIRLS🫢💅🏻
✦ 006 ⎯ Y/N'S GIRL DINNER⁉️🤭
✦ 007 ⎯ POOKIE BEAR😍🫶🏻🫧
✦ 008 ⎯ INKIGAYO MCS⁉️🫨
✦ 009 ⎯ STINKY BUTT FUCK😡👎🏻
✦ 010 ⎯ THE LESBIANISM IS FADING...😰
✦ 011 ⎯ MOTHER IS MOTHERING😢🫶🏻
✦ 012 ⎯ DHMU CUZ😭😭😭😭😭
✦ 013 ⎯ ITS FINE NOW HMU🤭🫶🏻✨💫💞💗
✦ 014 ⎯ WONYOUNG STRIPPER ERA⁉️💸🤑
✦ 015 ⎯ THE BOYS R FIGHTING👴🏻🤏🏻
✦ 016 ⎯ WE CHILLIN🍃🍃🍃
✦ 017 ⎯ YUH PRODUCER LINE GET IT‼️‼️
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₊ ⊹ ACT 2 ⎯ CANON EVENTS ! ?
✦ 018 ⎯ WHUT R U DOING AWN THE NEWS⁉️😱
✦ 019 ⎯ MAKING MY MOVE😈
✦ 020 ⎯ WHO'S PUSSY DO I NEED TO POP❓🤨
✦ 021 ⎯ BATTLE FOR THE FANCALL🤺🥷
✦ 022 ⎯ WAR BEHIND CLOSED DOORS🤫
✦ 023 ⎯ 6TH MEMBER OF STARLETZ🤭💝
✦ 024 ⎯ JEALOUSY JEALOUSY BY OLIVIA RODRIGO😢
✦ 025 ⎯ THE GAYS R AT IT AGAIN🤺🤫
✦ 026 ⎯ INKIGAYO INCIDENT☠️☠️☠️
✦ 027 ⎯ SORRY GAYS😔💔
✦ 028 ⎯ MUTHER DID WHUT⁉️🫠
✦ 029 ⎯ NEVER BEATING THE ZAZA ALLEGATIONS😫
✦ 030 ⎯ IT'S TUFF BEING STR8🥱🤒
✦ 031 ⎯ PROS OF BEING A STALKER😍👂🏻☕️
✦ 032 ⎯ CONS OF BEING A STALKER😨🫢❓
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₊ ⊹ ACT 3 ⎯ W WIII ! ? ! ?
✦ 033 ⎯ BREAKING APART☹️
✦ 034 ⎯ POOKIE IS FREE⁉️
✦ 035 ⎯ POOKIE ENVY😒😒
✦ 036 ⎯ POOKIE VS KEEHO😫
✦ 037 ⎯ WHY IT SMELL LIKE CACAS IN HERE🤢🤮
✦ 038 ⎯ KIDNAPPING POOKIE XOXO👹
✦ 039 ⎯ POOKIE IS THE 6TH MEMBER OF STARLETZ⁉️😨
✦ 040 ⎯ WHAT HAPPENED TO MUTHUR❓🫣😰
✦ 041 ⎯ HJ SLANDER😢💔
✦ 042 ⎯ OH...😨🪦
✦ 043 ⎯ DON'T PUT ME ON THE NEWS😡😡😡😡
✦ 044 ⎯ NAWT GOING BACK‼️🥱😤
✦ 045 ⎯ MOTHUR HWA😭😭😭😭
✦ 046 ⎯ DON'T START SMTH POOKIE😐🙄
✦ 047 ⎯ HE STARTED SMTH WAAA😵
✦ 048 ⎯ COMFORT BY THE LOML🫶🏻
✦ 049 ⎯ WHY R U GUYS ACTING SO GROSS N WEIRD❓🤮
✦ 050 ⎯ WHUT IS GOING AWN TODAY⁉️😍🤑
✦ 051 ⎯ RAPPER LINE GET IT YUH‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️
✦ 052 ⎯ WHICH WAY DO I GO❓🤔😶‍🌫️
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₊ ⊹ ACT 4 ⎯ EMBRACING THE STR8NESS . . .
✦ 053 ⎯ BEING A LESBIAN WAS EASIER THAN THIS😔
✦ 054 ⎯ ZAZA RIZZ Y/N⁉️⁉️
✦ 055 ⎯ GIGGLING HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS😰🦶🏻
✦ 056 ⎯ WHO'S UR DEALER❓🤑🥵
✦ 057 ⎯ CARRYING THE 5TH GEN‼️💯🗣️
✦ 058 ⎯ CARRYING MY POOKIE BEAR😔🥺🤱🏻
✦ 059 ⎯ THE GIRLS R FIGHTING⁉️😭😰
✦ 060 ⎯ WHST DID YIU DP⁉️🧚🏻‍♀️🤔
✦ 061 ⎯ TENSION EVERYWHERE😭😵😫💆🏻‍♀️
✦ 062 ⎯ I'M SAWRY LUVER😢💔🫂
✦ 063 ⎯ MCS COMEBACK⁉️😫😍🏃🏻‍♀️
✦ 064 ⎯ U TWO R WHUT😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
✦ 065 ⎯ DON'T PUNCH MY BRO⁉️😡
✦ 066 ⎯ BROS MAD, HOES SAD😔
✦ 067 ⎯ POOKIE THERAPY‼️🫶🏻🥰
✦ 068 ⎯ SUCCESS🤓🧎🏻‍♀️🏌🏻‍♀️
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₊ ⊹ ENDING 1 ⎯ SIR MINGLES PRINGLES !
✦ 069 ⎯ FORGIVE ME MY LUV😢
✦ 070 ⎯ I'LL BUY U PRINGLES🕳️🤸🏻‍♀️
✦ 071 ⎯ EXPENSIVE SEXY DATE⁉️🤠
✦ 072 ⎯ GOING SUMWHERE FINALLY👽🫶🏻
✦ 073 ⎯ EVERY FANBOY'S DREAM😫😩‼️
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₊ ⊹ ENDING 2 ⎯ WOOF BARKBARKARF YOUNG !
✦ 074 ⎯ BARK AT THE ENEMIES😡🗣️🗣️🗣️
✦ 075 ⎯ ADOPTED⁉️🤱🏻😍
✦ 076 ⎯ POOKIE APPROVED😫🧚🏻‍♀️🫶🏻
✦ 077 ⎯ MCDONALDS DATE❓😟🤨
✦ 078 ⎯ I'LL BE ANY BREED YOU LIKE😍🦮
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₊ ⊹ ENDING 3 ⎯ CHOI SAM BAK CHOI(菜 心 白 菜) !
✦ 079 ⎯ DATING SCANDAL⁉️😰
✦ 080 ⎯ U WANNA HIT😳🤭😶‍🌫️
✦ 081 ⎯ WHEN U DON'T SERVE CUNT🫠
✦ 082 ⎯ THE BOY BECAME A MAN😧👀
✦ 083 ⎯ HE BUILT LIKE MY BOYFRIEND🤭
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₊ ⊹ ENDING 4 ⎯ THREE IN ONE ! ?
✦ 084 ⎯ FOURTH WALL😬🫢
✦ 085 ⎯ WHAT IF I WANT ALL OF THEM❓🤔
✦ 086 ⎯ CUTELY PLANS CHAOS🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🏌🏻‍♀️
✦ 087 ⎯ CAMERAMAN POOKIE⁉️🫣
✦ 088 ⎯ 3 KENS & 1 BARBIE🤞🏻💗🤭
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damianwayne0 · 4 months
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Minecraft || (5)
(part 5)
part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 |part 6
Dick : can we eat before going? My hunger is at 2 . *Stomach growling*
Jason, rolling his eyes: yeah sure I guess. Come with me .
Damian: is there any vegetarian option?
Tim: seriously ?
Damian: no one asked you anything, idiot.
After eating:
Dick, burping while holding his stomach: I don't think I can move now.
Damian: And it's already night. Also Grayson stop burping near my face *disgusted*
Jason: yeah- *gets hit* what the- *looks down to see a baby zombie* *screams like a girl*
Dick , gets scared hearing Jason scream: What happened? * Sees Jason running away*
Tim : Can't you see the zombie running behind Jason?
Damian, who ran behind the zombie with his diamond sharpness 5 enchanted sword: Todd stop running! If you stop he will stop too!
Jason : mother fucker I can't risk it!!
Dick : Jason just fucking stoppp!
Tim, mutters underneath his breath : I hate this.*sigh*
One zombie baby dieing later :
Jason, panting : what the fuck just happened?
Dick : i also don't know.
Tim : wow Jason I can't believe you got scared because of a baby zombie * laughing*
Jason: Shut up replacement!
Tim : 🙄
Damian: why don't you give us a tour Todd?
Dick , agreeing: yeah, he is right.
Tim: I am also curious.
Jason: yeah , fine come with me .* Sighs*
The three boys then follow their brother. As Jason takes them to show his farm first . When they reach the farm. They see 10 traders captive and 10 lamas.
Dick , goes closer to see the tags on the lamas: who , are, you *name of the first three lamas*
Damian : Joe MaMa ? * reads the last two lamas.
At that point Tim was rolling on the floor while holding his stomach.
Jason: ..... .... .... Let's go somewhere else!.
Damian : yeah whats so ever.
After getting the tour, they sleep. The next day:
Dick , gaging: Eww little wing your morning breath smells ew
Damian , remembering last night : you probably didn't smell drakes fart than if you think todds breath is bad.
Tim, rolling his eyes : shut up gremlin!
Jason: enough! Let's just go ! You guys are making me want to die again. *sighs*
After reaching Y/n s house:
Jason : is that her house?
Damian: yeah.
Dick: woah so big!
Tim : did she made it herself?
Damian: yeah. I made the first floor only but she made the rest .
Jason, pointing : look there is a notice broad.
Tim: go then what are you waiting for? *Steps forward* * falls into a cave*
Jason, feed up: you deserve to be there .
Tim, from the cave : heyyyy! Get me out! I don't have any tools!!
Damian,face palming: * throws him a wooden piaxe*
Jason, to Tim : we are going forward replacement come fast!
Dick : I won't be available here . I am going to Tim's house. * Reading the broad*
Tim, who came from the cave with like 7 arrows says : what? Seriously? All that hard work for nothing!?
Jason , laughing: even Minecraft doesn't want you to be happy.
Damian, regretting his life decisions: why did I even come with y'all ? I better off mining my ass off .
Dick , tired : let's go to Tim's house again I guess?
Jason: 😂👍
Damian:😒👍
Tim :🥹👍
Notes • I hope you liked this and English isn't my first language so please ignore the mistakes and don't forget to like ^⁠_⁠^✨ .part 6 (last part) will come soon .
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daydreamingleclerc · 2 years
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boo, baby - mick schumacher instagram au.
summary: you & mick take on the schumacher tradition of halloween photo shoots, only yours are a little less…. traditional.
warnings: sexual content
images are NOT mine, all were found on the internet. full credit to the original owners.
mickschumacher ✔️
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mickschumacher boo, baby 🎃
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danielricciardo looks like sticking a pumpkin on your head gave you some fashion sense
mickschumacher says you
danielricciardo i’m the king of fashion mick
mickschumacher you dress like a cowboy with a glitter kink
nataliepinkham will you two behave?!
sebastianvettel adorable 💙
yourusername thanks grandad 🥹
kevinmagnussen y/n really gave you an outstanding glow up
mickschumacher i‘ve always been this good looking 😒
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yourusername probably the scariest photo you’ll see all month
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itselenaberri oh wow i’m leaving esteban for you
yourusername fine by me i’ll pack a bag 🫶🏼
estebanocon jokes on you two mick and i have been together on the side for months😊
yourusername yeah babe pigs could’ve deciphered that
mickschumacher pierre gasly keep your eyes off of my girlfriend
pierregasly no
mickschumacher fuck you
yourusername there’s enough of me to go around mick🙄
lewishamilton i’ll say 🫣
mickschumacher thanks guys nice to know you love my girlfriends ass
mickschumacher✔️
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mickschumacher when myers met ghostface
comments under this post are limited.
landonorris i don’t know if i find this cool or gross
estebanocon i fear this is only the beginning
mickschumacher 🤷
pierregasly taking leaves out of my book i see
yourusername thought you liked dogs
pierregasly so does mick judging by that lead
mickschumacher 👀
yourusername✔️
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yourusername yeah mick’s face paint is cool and all but it stained the bedsheets
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mickschumacher i’ll buy us some more🙄
yourusername damn right you will
danielricciardo mick, charles called he wants his rings back
mickschumacher why are you bullying me
danielricciardo cause it’s funny 🙄
yourusername✔️
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yourusername the wagtrix @.elenaberri @.charlottesiine
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danielricciardo don’t act like you’ve seen the matrix y/n
yourusername i have ….
danielricciardo okay then what’s it about?
yourusername aliens and gravity and stuff
lewishamilton can i have my trench coats back next weekend?
sebastianvettel trench coats? plural?
lewishamilton you sound surprised
sebastianvettel for once i’m not
charles_leclerc you look more like the three blind mice 🙄
charlottesiine love you too baby
yourusername you’re just jealous cause we wouldn’t let you join in charlie boy
charles_leclerc you’re insufferable
mickschumacher ✔️
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mickschumacher 🖤
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yourusername my arse looks great
mickschumacher good enough to eat 😉
ginaschumacher ew
mickschumacher wtf gina go away
estebanocon i expect photo credits next time
mickschumacher okay 😘
sebastianvettel was this taken in my garage?
mickschumacher yeah hanna gave us a tour😊
sebastianvettel i guess i’ll let you off 🙄
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yourusername ghostface knows how to hit all the right spots
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📌 yourusername okay so maybe i posted these to the wrong account….
pierregasly did you really just….
danielricciardo “ghostface knows how to hit all the right spots” title of your sex tape 😁
landonorris you took my joke 😒
charlottesiine Y/N!!!!!!
mickschumacher baby….
charles_leclerc could’ve put a trigger warning on this one
heidiberger_ for some reason i expected this from you…
mickschumacher ✔️
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mickschumacher jennifer’s body but make her hotter than megan fox
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yourusername hotter than megan fox ?? wow you must really love me
mickschumacher well megan fox was taken so…
yourusername yeah and lewis was taken when i met you so we’re even 💙
alex_albon isn’t y/n supposed to be carrie?
yourusername i’m impressed by your knowledge of female horror icons
alex_albon i would say it’s all because of lily but that would be a lie
carlossainz55 if mick ever vanishes is it safe to assume it’s because you ate him?
yourusername i’ll eat you in a minute
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yourusername it’s lights out and away we go
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mickschumacher that’s my girlfriend
mickschumacher wow.. i’m so in love with you
mickschumacher you are so unreal
yourusername you’re giving me such a big head🫶🏼
georgerussell63 mick caught in 4K 👀🤣
yourusername when is he not?
lewishamilton y/n y/l/n driver of the day … 🤣
yourusername taking your place at mercedes when you retire btw
mercedesamgf1 we look forward to it y/n!
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hoodharlow · 1 year
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Twenty-Fine
AN: idk what this but enjoy <3 hopefully y'all get some dad!Jack later. Also the last gif is from @ballerinikelsea <3
Requested? No
Warnings: mean comments and Jack being corny lol
Word Count: n/a
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@'gossippage: Miriam Dominguez shows displeasure after not winning Best Supporting Actress via Instagram Stories. What happened to women supporting women?
@'user: the nepo babies are fighting
@'miriamstan: that's literally not what she meant
@'mdm: y'all know very well I was talking about how Angela and Stephanie were robbed. Don't fucking use me in order to for your page to get views
->@'mackshipper: mother has spoken
@'jclfanpage: I find it hypocritical that she's shading Jamie when her parents are rich and famous
->@'twittermemeacc: Miriam is self aware and knows her privilege unlike the yogurt lady. Plus Miriam can actually act
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@'mdm: I may have lost all three nominations but my tits looked good while I performed my Oscar nominated song and I went home with Jack Harlow last night (and yes he's outfit repeating from last year's Grammys)
@'katdominguez: you're so unserious 😭
@'jackharlow: I mean you did get 3/3 after we got back home
-> @'lilnasx: Miriam your man is being outta pocket
->@'urbanwyatt: when isn't he
@'theestallion: BODY
-> @'mdm: ajdgkskaks Megan delete this I'm already catching strays for not being happy that the nepo grandma won 😭
@'giahunter: the tiddies are tiddying
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@'jackharlow: started my 25th back in Louisville and eating some of my favorite cakes
@'mdm: we get it you like my ass 🙄 pls get a lil more creative
@'claybornharlow: grandma says you're uninvited from your birthday brunch
@'jackfan: alexa play that should be me by Justin Bieber
@'yungskylark: happy birthday jackie boy 🎂
@'dbook: congrats on making it to 25 bro
@'jaytatum0: hbd big guy
@'sydneysweeneyfan: why does he always have to make his posts about her 😒 she's not that interesting to look at
@'mdmxjh: omg this is why they weren't at the vanity fair party. they went back to Louisville so Jack could spend his birthday with his family 🥺 sad we didn't get another iconic after party look but I love them 🥰
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@'mdm: my man is halfway to 50 but you could've fooled me
@'jackharlow: you're annoying
->@'mdm: that's not what you were saying when I was sitting on your face this morning
@'claybornharlow: more like he's pushing 50
-> @'jackharlow: you're just mad that I can rent a car and you can't
@'urbanwyatt: whose phone is that lmfao
@'druski: hey you don't know me but you're posting my life partner
@'zendaya: 💕
@'zackbia: hbd, jack
@'mdm: jokes aside, hbd to the best person I know. Watching you grow into this amazing man and artist have truly been a blessing. Ily and thanks for giving me the best dick
-> @'hater: Jamie deserved that Oscar
-> @'mackshipper: you commented this under her boyfriend's birthday post for what 🤡🤡🤡
-> @'miriamfan: they're acting like Miriam got on stage and snatched the Oscar from the yogurt lady 😭
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Taglist: @cherryxcreme @heavyhitterheaux ​ @carma-fanficaddict ​ @youngharleezyxo @youngharleezy ​ @babyharleezy ​ @that-90s-girllll ​ @alinaharlow @whywontyoulovemecami @meyocoko @harlowcomehome @nattinatalia @webinurcloset @gassyandsassy1 @jackharloww @awhore4moree @noescapricho-essentimiento @a-moment-captured @neon-lights-and-glitter @purecinnamonextract
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frog-0n-a-l0g · 6 months
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Summit thoughts it’s long so it’s under the cut
WE HAVE A FUCKING CROWN????
OMF WE HAVE A CROWN OMG I LOVE HIM SMMMMMMMMMMM
Vincent my baby😭❤️
Oh god my anxiety is rising
SAM LETS FUCKING GOOO
Ew porters here🙄
COUNTRY BOY I LOVE YOUUU
Ew Porter
THAT LYING BITCH
THE GASLIGHTING???
I knew DAMN WELL that man wasn’t sorry
Atleast treasure isn’t here
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME
“Can I be the one that punches him this time?” Yes yes you may😌
Almost done? We’re only 16 mins in? Oh no
DARLIN MEETING ALEXYS DARLIN MEETING ALEXYS DARLIN MEETING ALWXYS
She’s such a bitch.
I’m gonna shoot her
SHE TURNED HIM BC SHE “WANTED” TOO?
SHE DONT REGRET A THING??
I TOLD YALL SHE WAS A BITCH WHO DONT DESERVE AN APOLOGY
had to pause to chill myself
PORTER AND ALEXIS? FUCK
So it wasn’t alexys who brought Porter?
Hah that whore bitch
I’m still gon be a bitch at the summit idgaf
SAM COME TO MY RESCUE❤️❤️
Nah it was alexys babes🤭
The ONE GOOD THING Porter did
He’s the best tracker?? Sus
WE GON FIGHT ALEXYS
Oh no revamps w David
Racist already???
SHIT IS WILL GONE CAUSE HES HELPING QUINN????
FUCK NO VAMP GRAMP😭
ALEXYS FIGHT ALEXYS FIGHT
FUCK HER UP
can she stop being such a sly bitch?
Roll w dogs? Ima fight her bitch ass
Sam warned them abt Porter🤭
But like why is he there🤢
Why he talking to sh🙄
Tf closeknit got to do w anything
And sh was on closeknit?
He made a fucking ward????
The inversion is not a good topic
FUCKING BENNET
Porter is reframing a lil…
WAIT ELLIOTS GON COME BACK IF CLOSEKNIT IS COMING BACK
FUCK YEAAAA
Ok stealth is stealthing
God I’m anxious
Sam was right abt a lot
Pls Milo PLEASEEEEE
Ash don’t know???
ASH USE THAT BETA PRIVLAGE
Sam make out sesh🤭
Omg Sam and darlin twinsies🤞🤞🤞
Love a good ol toxic ex
How did he like her then😒
What is it w these hoes and their “I can fix them” mentality
SHIT PACK SHIT OMGGG
Wait did David just leave us w VAMPS
WERE EASE DROPPING QUEEN SHIT
Ash tell that alpha
Sh is a v good stealth they can do it
Ash acting like a real beta❤️
Ok Angel was w him we’re good
Oh shit what’s sh doing
OH GOD THIS IS SH PERSPECTIVE I THINK
The drama is dramaing
They can go without the money they are just fucking fine
Losing ground?
Wtf is their mission tho? Blake’s mission? No Blake’s was a secret what all is closeknit ac trying to do
THEY PLANNED THE FUCKING INVERSION?
WHAT WAS IT FOR?
SH CAUGHT???
FUCK OH NO WHAT NOISE NO DONT CUT OFF
A FIGHT????
HUH
WHAT
PORTER WHAT THE FUCK
WHATS HE PLANNING???
WHATT
NOO
Ok I’m he’s planning smth what is it tho
PORTER IS GON BE KING HUH???
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??
Sam tryna be a sidelined
OH NO HE GON KILL HIM
MISTAKE???
ALEXYS??
BENET OMG IS SH OK??
THE KING IS DEAD
WHAT THE FUCK
PORTER DID THIS
WHATS HE COVERING UP??
NO IT CANT END LIKE THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IS SH OK?? WHY IS ALL THIS SHUT GOING DOWN WAS THIS PLANNED?? WAS IT FOR CLOSEKNITS BREAK?? ARE THEY GON BLAME VINCENT FOR FIGHTING HIM AND NOT BEING ATTENTIVE? WHERE THE FUCK IS WILLIAM????
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cxhleel108 · 5 months
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S7 Thots for this week: What an embarrassment…
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• Good to know that now that Bonnie has found another purpose in life than trying to get in my panties Rafael is there to take her spot🫤
• Rafael you can’t wear Jake’s wig and be Jake hunny I’m sorry.
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• Oh my girl looks ready to FUCK yasss!
• They brought back the sex box with the same exact items again…nobody saw that coming, right?
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• Right…
• The girls are so damn nosey this season like this is our 50th time peeping on the boys talking😭
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• ???????
• Tanya so clumsy like damn bitch stop knocking shit over every time you tryna be sneaky😭
• Go Bryson for remembering what food we said we liked on one of our dates cuz even I don’t remember that shit.
• Here go us acting clueless again. Girl you don’t “think”, you KNOW Rafael has a thing for you🙄🙄🙄
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• That’s fine, you can leave!
• Travis really don’t want Willow at all ooooo yikes girl get UP!
• I’m so glad we didn’t have to experience that argument between those two dear god this shit is stupid.
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• WAIT WHY SHE KINDA GAGGED HER-
• Oh boo, so Uma gets a genuine sorry after you insult her once but Tanya ain’t get shit but a sorry ass half apology after you spent half a lifetime making her villa experience terrible? Girl go to hell😒
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• Oh for the love of christ we can’t have ANYTHING.
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• BYE WILLOW! And I better be right this time! (Spoiler alert…I’m not)
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• I wish you’d rot, fyi.
• It’s Baby Challenge Day! Once again…nobody saw that coming, right?
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• Omg PLEASEEEE. She ate😭😭😭
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• Say hi to lil baby Nia everybody😍😍😍 She’s got on her bee outfit for her favorite singer Beyoncé of course.
• Raf really named his baby “Shelby Jones”…chile.
• Bryson’s being a lot cuter about the baby challenge than I expected ughh love that. (Also he’s so totally a girl dad and I’m not arguing about it)
• Here they go again tryna make a moment just because we disagreed on one small little thing🙄🙄🙄
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• “Burpy burpy” has me so weak bruh💀💀💀
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• Uma #1 bestie🤞🏽😛
• Why are our options to reveal a dirty secret just the same answers everyone else gave oh my GODDDD if I had a dime for every time the writing has pissed me off I'd be filthy stinking rich.
• Favorite segment incoming! Outfit time🤩
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• The jumpsuit is cute but the other outfit????!!!???!! Soooooo goooood like I actually need that top irl.
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• LMAOOOO HELP. If there are finna be a bunch of mishaps, I at least want them to be funny like this.
• Once again, I thought Bryson was finna ask us to be his girlfriend. Can y’all stop edging us like omg?
• #Raphneisoverparty finna be trending on Twitter.
• I’m glad they actually breaking shit off and aren’t tryna milk the relationship when it’s not worth it cough cough Hope and Noah cough cough.
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• Omg y’all are really dragging it. Obviously our couple is not going to get voted off tf.
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• GIRL🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
• Ok, while questioning as to why I’m choosing my DAY ONE over him is astronomically stupid, “epically sassing” him in front of everyone is so unnecessary I didn’t even do it.
• Can we just get to the final episode already like what else is there left to even do?
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lewisvinga · 2 months
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star couple | jude bellingham x fem! mclaren f1 driver! reader
summary; the current golden boy of real madrid dating the princess of the paddock has the internet going crazy
fc; jihoon kim
warnings; ? suggestive comment i think maybe cursing i dont rlly know lol
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1
note; requested ! i wish real madrid admins and social media managers were as funny and entertaining as f1 🕊️ but alas, they are a serious institution 🕊️🕊️
masterlist !
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yourusername: little date night ft almave , tysm lewishamilton 💫🫶
tagged; almave
username: WHAT ??? night
username: she’s dating someone ? 😀😀😀
username: mother is slaying this winter break
username: the outfit EATSSS
username: wdym ur on a date i wasn’t there ?? 🤣🤣
lewishamilton: glad you enjoyed! let me know if you guys need more 😁
yourusername: oh WE LOVED, he definitely did too and is already demanding more!
username: HE?????
username: why is jude bellingham in my gf’s likes….. he needs to focus on getting that pichichi🙄🙄🙄
username: why did jude bellingham like lol
username: guys what if jude and y/n are dating ..
username: LMFAOO😂😂🤣🤣
landonorris: tell him i say hi
yourusername: no u stink ( he says hi back )
mclaren: y/n slaying as always 😎
yourusername: why thank u admin
judebellingham uploaded to his story !
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[caption 1; fuck it, hard launch because i love my girl so matcha] [caption 2; 😍😍]
yourusername replied to your story !
yourusername fuck it i wanna hard launch too
yourusername the girlies ( lando ) are gonna go crazyyy
judebellingham screw soft launches i wanna show u off 🕊️🕊️
judebellingham are u on ur way tho
yourusername mina n i are nearrrrrr w fede jr and fede jr jr
judebellingham love those kids
judebellingham how abt a bellingham jr???
yourusername i love u babe but we’re barley adults ourselves …. we’re barley 20😀
judebellingham who says we can’t be going parents 😒😒😒
yourusername our careers !!
yourusername uploaded to their story !
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[caption 1; omw to support my favorite boy🤍] [caption 2; the face of a man who scored a brace today and is todays ucl motm 🤭]
landonorris replied to your story !
landonorris gross
yourusername stfu ur jealous
landonorris don’t u have a game to watch
yourusername don’t u have a race to win 🤓🤓
landonorris YOU DIDNT WIN ALL LAST SEASON EITHER
yourusername red bull and max verstappen dominance 😞 fortunately i do love a team that wins the most championships tho🤭
landonorris can u get me a signed jersey plzzzz
yourusername maybe if u behave liked by landonorris !
judebellingham replied to your story !
judebellingham have you seen twitter yet🤣
yourusername omg no
judebellingham everyone’s shocked 🥸 why are they shocked that i pulled you😞
yourusername: idk babe, maybe bc i’m a cool f1 driver n ur not🤓🤓
judebellingham ok but i play for real madrid ??
yourusername white is such a good color on u btw lando wants a signed jersey
judebellingham on it 🫡🫡
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yourusername: little madrid photo dump ft the ucl motm😁😁🤍
tagged; judebellingham
judebellingham: did u see me score for u, my star girl, they were for u☺️☺️😊🌹🌹
yourusername: yes i did see my starboy 🤍🤍
username: starboy n stargirl = star couple 😫
username: he’s fine asf tho icl
username: HE SCORED A BRACE FOR HER😫😫
username: now she gotta win a race for him
username: yeah but max🥸
vinijr: wow and i didn’t make the photo dump?😒
camavinga: it’s like that w them 🙄
rodrygogoes:🙄🙄
yourusername: next time i promise 😞
judebellingham: drama queens, all of you !
aurelientchm: leave him out next photo dump camavinga
username: the players interacting w her is so😭😭
username: the denim lv bag is everything tbh
landonorris: tysm for the signed jersey 😁judebellingham
judebellingham: anything for y/n’s friends 🫡
yourusername: lando is NOT my friend
landonorris: she’s a liar we r bffs😒
mclaren: stargirl and starboy of the paddock and the field !🤩🧡🤍 liked by yourusername and judebellingham !
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I RELATE TO YOU SO MUCH LAURA!! 😭 😭
I also thought I was bisexual for a long time because I feel the same way about both girls and boys. Which might still be true too actually like you said under biromantic or whatever 🤷‍♀️
First when I thought I was asexual I saw a documentary about asexuality and they made this huge deal about one of them being okay with sex in the end and how they were "cured" . And the it just made me feel like I couldn't be okay with the idea and be asexual so I pushed it aside once again. (Plus tmi I thought it meant you couldn't have ANY sexual feelings and like, that's not me either). I hate how that's the most common perception
I was also the weird one at sleep overs. I didn't want a boyfriend or girlfriend when all my friends/people around me were going crazy about. I had no idea why I didn't feel crushes or wanted to sleep with anyone when I knew those parts worked 😂. I was just fine being by myself, it caused a lot of issues though 😒 I've always felt super different In general though so I thought my sexuality was an extension of that but now I'm thinking it two different but similar things 😌
Whaaaaat, retable people what is this😭
I also read that a lot of asexuals identify as bi or pan first before realizing that it's more about them being ace as in they have that lack of attraction with anyone so they basically feel the same towards them? I mean I can still see myself in a romantic relationship with anyone so I wouldn't change anything about me being bi, I feel very comfortable with that.
Yo what kinda fucked up documentary was that and can it please not be shown anywhere anymore, please and thank you?! It has the same negative connotations as "curing" lesbians with a dick, what the hell guys. Sex is like so unrelated to it. We're also still people with hormones, we can get horny and if we want to relieve that through sex, man let us be. (also for me for example sex isn't just for you know orgasms, it can mean so much more, closeness to your partner for example, experiencing that trust and intimacy, why do we have to make such a big deal out of the act?🙄)
I feel like at the beginning I wanted a partner because that was seen as so cool and mature? And having crushes...yeah idk still😅 But I was never really as crazy about it either, I guess I was just very very lucky that it was nevertheless easy for me to experience all that.
I think I also would have been fine alone, a lot of confusion was just added to all of this cause I got together with my boyfriend when I was sixteen, so I feel like I never gave myself the room to think about all this? And like tmi on my side but I don't care anymore😄 lost my virgintiy at sixteen too and thought yeah lol everything works, it's fun, totally nothing different with me haha....
So actually, we shouldn't care as much what people have to say about it and just go with that we feel is right? So if we think asexual fits the best, let's just use it, right?
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Hola Dani, ¿cómo estuvo tu semana? ¿Todo bien? 👋🏼
To Be Loved By Magnus Fucking Bane
What a blessing that would be!!!
THE BEGINNING
Cat!!! I AM LOVE HER 🥰
“I think the shelter owner renamed him. He is Steve now,” Catarina informs him.
“Unacceptable!” Magnus gasps.
Totally, Great Catsby is a far superior name 😒
“Nope,” Magnus claps his hands. “I’m going to do a whole surprise thing.”
Oh no!! That's not gonna happen, is it? 🥺
Fuck Camille 🤬
“And I have another friend!” Magnus says suddenly remembering. “But we were sort of friends with benefits, and we didn’t keep in touch after I moved here. So, I am not sure if he remembers me.”
What friend??? 👀
“Because Alec loves me so much that sometimes I forget that I have to do it myself too,” Magnus confesses quietly. “I wish I could love me as much as he does.”
🥺🥺🥺
Magnus he will never stop, he can't!!
“Does this mean you are never coming back home?” she asks in a whisper.
Aww she is sad ☹️
Magnus chuckles at that. “You know, if you make an effort, you and Alec might get along really well. You are both kind of the same.”
Alec and Shinyun would be so powerful as friends 🙌🏼 🔥
“I know she hurt you a lot,” Catarina tells him gently. “But fuck Camille.”
Yeah... Fuck Camille!!! 🤬
“Raphael!” Magnus yells and throws the discarded petals at the boy. “I’m staying back in America!”
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Then he hears it again.
No.
No way.
He keeps walking.
“Magnus!”
Noooooooooooooo!!!!
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THE MIDDLE
He had even done a music video with someone called Lil Nas X because Max had insisted.
Max delivering the content we all want!!!
Alec had been a little smug about his stupidly perfect life.
Until Dani attacked!! I'm almost scared to know what happened 🙃
It can be worse than what happened last chapter, it can't right?? Right??
HAMILTON!!!!!!!!! Alexanders are the best...!! Yes, I'm biased... What about it?
“YAS! THAT’S HOW WE ROLL!” Max hoots.
That was awesome!!!
What is this?? Attack of the exes...???
“And for the record, Alexander, I dated Axel when I went back to Cambridge for my final year. I was heartbroken and eternally thinking of you even though you betrayed my trust and hurt me badly.”
Noooooooooooooo... I knew it wasn't going to happen, my Dani senses were tingling 😭
Ok but I picture Axel like Richard Madden, I don't care about the hair 🤣🤣
🤮 Fuck Camille 🤬
“Fine,” Rafael rolls his eyes. “But I’ll be on my phone the whole time.”
This shouldn't be so cute 😍😍😍😍
“I’m pretty sure you’d do it even if you weren’t,” Max rolls his eyes.
Oh yes, he would 🤣🤣🤣
Because there is no greater blessing than this.
No greater blessing than to be loved by Magnus Fucking Bane.
My sweet jealous child... I love my twin 🥰😍
THE END
Wait... Magnus went to the mansion 😯😯
How did you do that for me even after I walked away from you?
He would do anything for you Magnus 🗣
How did you turn into someone I love even more so than before?
🥰😍🥰😍🥰
Look at them, communicating, that's so hot 🙌🏼😈 better than porn
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At least Rafe is safe!!
Alec presses his lips together. He nods. “Would you like to take Max with you?”
Alec stop using your children, also is Max, he's probably busy with David 😈
At least in the parallel story I have running in my mind they are, I miss Mavid 😭😭
THEY HUGGED!!!!!
Magnus checks in on Max – who is moping around because Rafael is gone and because David goes back to England in two weeks.
He's not leaving, right?? Right?? 🙄
Luca is the best!!!
This is going to work, they’ll go on a date and Magnus will realize he just wants Alec and then it'll be happiness all the way!!!
“What are you doing here?” the boy asks.
“What are you doing here?” Magnus demands.
🤣🤣🤣 Max is already loving Edom... Shinyun’s dreams are coming true!
The one he had been wearing when he had met Alec for the first time.
Look... I can smell the pain from this coming like rain, I just hope my twin doesn't get drunk again 🥲
“I don’t know!” Magnus groans. “What makes a date a date?”
Please don't kiss, it will be awkward, trust me, don't do it!!
“I’m not having sex with you!” Magnus squeals.
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“Oh, for fuck’s sake!” Shinyun throws up her hands and closes the gap between them.
Noooooooooooooo...!!!
See! I told you it was gonna be bad but did you listen? No 😔
I just know someone was watching and now my twin is going to be extra sad and heartbroken 😭
Because from a distance they probably looked like a really cute and happy couple 🥲
Anyways... this was great, thanks for the happy chapter after the last one I was scared but this one was cute, thank you Dani 💚💚💚💚💚
PS: waiting for this chapter kept me from going to prison 😬
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OMG THE GIFS KILLED ME THIS TIME. YOU HILARIOUS BEAN PLS-
I'll see you on Tuesday hehe ;)
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jinkicake · 1 year
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Albedo stupid ass didn’t come home so I’ve been beating his ass in my dreams😒 gunna pretend like I don’t want to wrong his neck while I stroll into the lab asking what he’s doing and then he’s getting tied up like idc im very salty😭 gunna bite his neck bc he can’t do anything to stop me and IK he sounds cute when he whines i know he does!! Then I will kiss sucrose bc I love her( like if you check the data she FR has the thickest ass in mondstat like the graphs aren’t lying) and I will let her sit in the table as I go down on her and she’s just making eye contact w albedo he can’t do a single thing but listen to her moan and grind her hips into my face😔💖 rip chalk man, also I have a bc for sucrose she pretends to be all shy and submissive but when it’s time to get down she’s like “alright hands up I got the handcuffs” SHDHSJ she purposely puts on a shy act to make them lower their gaurd; but this man has been on my mind In the cycle of 7 men who are always on my neck at all times, and it’s so funny bc I didn’t care about him at ALL like I came here for Kayea and Venti and that’s who I’m gunna talk to😤 but then I saw his clone how he’s kinda mean,,, like idk my weakness lies in men who can be cruel without even blinking. Xiao vibes where he’s working and you need attention and he will completely ignore you, this man however will make you cockwarm him for years bc who knows how long all that paperwork could take, your either on your knees or in his lap while he doesn’t even look at you. I feel whining would just make it worse?? Bc then he’ll just play w you until you give up, the king of edging I fear😔😔 he just whispers sweet words in your heart w his honey like voice as he mindlessly shoves his hand between your legs, while his hands are magic is voice is doing most the work he’s definitely top 10 filthiest mouthes in mondstat bc I know his teasing is unmatched!! He would casually mention breeding you as he walks past you in the halls of the kof HQ and it looks like he’s just asking about the weather bc he has no expression on his face. Hmm I feel like riling him up in public is pretty easy tho, probably just have to bend over for no reason, drape yourself over him the boy is chronically touched starved so an extra firm handshake could get him hard💀 but he’s always so quietly demanding, he doesn’t need to raise his voice or squeeze your thigh to get you to freeze in your spot, just gives you a sharp look like “behaving like this won’t get you anywhere” clutching your pearls bc as soon as your out of earshot he’s getting you on your knees while reprimanding you like sir I’m sucking your dick not at a seminar🙄 overall definitely top 10 best dick game in mondstat! Like idk WHAT it is about the Khaenri'ah men,,,, but they’re all fine asf🥵 like dainsleif on my radar too bc ik it’s heavy I know it is
NOOOOOO?! omgggg im so sorry.... you need to kick his ass... i can't believe him! albedo suckssssss for that, how many wishes did you spend on him???
omg?! revenge sex that doesn't include albedo? that's perfect,, i feel like sucrose would let you do anything you want to her.... but i also agree that it's a front like she plays the roll of shy and innocent but when she gets really into it she'll fuck you harder than someone like childe LOL as long as you don't touch albedo then i think that is a fitting punishment for him since he didnt want to come home!!! it'll make him think twice next time!
'men who can be cruel without even thinking' you just explained my current scaramouche obsession like i told myself i would never be interested in him because he's short and a puppet but like..... yandere crazy scara is..... nice. LOLLLL the puppet thing really makes me laugh tho...... and it's not like hes fucking hot like raiden is soooooo she can get away with being a puppet.... on her it's sexy and on him it makes me laugh hehehe
omg ya know albedo kinda reminds me of barbatos.... with how much work they have and how seriously they take their work like.... they would both cockwarm you while they do their jobs since both you and their tasks are equally important to them.... barbatos has to deal w devildom shit and albedo has to deal w destroying mondstadt shit,,,,, they also have to deal with fucking their s/o shit too!!!
EEEEEEK the THOUGHT OF ALBEDO PUNISHING YOU AFTER A WHOLE DAY OF BEING BRATTY MAKES ME SQUEALLLLLL,,,, omg.... he would be so mean and have no mercy since you had no problem teasing him all day.... you'd take him and his evil twins cock at the same time!!! it'll fit, trust him, he researches this stuff AHAHAH
khaenriah men have my heart.... there is just something about them...... i need to stop before i go off on a tangent about pierro. hes so fucking hot,,,, so big,,, i need him BAD.
honestly, between you and me, i don't care for dain that much LOL like his voice is hot and that is it.... you'll probably find a way to get me to like him more though just like w albedo LOL
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heeliopheelia · 6 months
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carlyyy, i have anxiety and the other day my end my friends were fangirling over the new enhypen concept trailer and these girls from my uni started calling us weirdos and whores for liking kpop boy groups and i wanted to say something but i was to scared :((
my friends got really mad and stuck up for us and i just felt so useless carlyy, i wasn't able to do anything...
WHAT??? Why are so many people so MEAN these days?? Can't a person even have a fucking hobby or any interests now?? 😭
Calling you names was so uncalled for and just straight up a bitch thing to do 😒 How about they get a life instead of going after people who have done nothing wrong to them 🙄
I totally get the anxiety of speaking up!! I was never a really confrontational person either but it changed with time and now I'm more comfortable with it!! You're NOT useless, love, trust me 🫶 Never think that way!!
I'm happy that you have friends who don't have a problem with speaking up!! Remember that every person is different but each single individual is uncomfortable or anxious about SOMETHING as well 😚🫶 You're not worse than anybody else just because you're struggling with standing up for yourself!! The courage will come to you eventually or it won't for a long while but even so it's still absolutely fine 🩷
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The end of this post:
I mentioned that God said something before during and after. Which I tried to ignore. Anyways now God saying something else. More like asking something else while telling me something. You know what he reminded me of:
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Did you KNOW that God said...
Before the burning:
God: Burn the bible as you said you'd do.
Me: not enough garbage...maybe tomorrow...maybe the nurse won't like or scold me after she find out.
God: burn the bible now
Me: *sit to wait another time or day*
God: burn the bible now.
Me: fine, but I still hate you. *walks to nurse and ask to burn my room garbage. Burned the bible to ashes*
During the burning:
God: *mess with the recording flow*
Me: why? I said I hate you.
God: I'm going to use this. Remember I said you won't die AND if you choose it, I won't give you death. Even at the end of the World.
Me: 🙄😤😒🖕🏾😑🙄
Right after the burning:
God: they still have to give you EVERYTHING!!! Even after you do this
Me: I don't care. I don't want it.
That was Saturday to Sunday. Now today:
God: what will it take to take the promises? What if I double it?
Me: that's 200 million from the pastor, 10 billion granted to me by donations and what else double the value of Elon's assets right after I receive them. I get both of my parent's property, both in Jamaica & Canada. Double the Miss World (whatever that means; what the 2 years of 2020 & 2021). That doesn't remove the shit head I refuse to mention. What I get to marry two men? I only want to marry one person NOT TWO. Plus I without a doubt don't want him. The reason I'm in the fucking a fucking nursing home. I don't want anyone I have to have a knife at his throat to be a fucking husband. In fact I want a man not a woss, a bitch ass nor a Mama's boy. Someone who can put my father in his fucking place better than me. No one else actually can, well none I've met. That's why he does all this shit. Plus this bitch is such a FUCKING LIAR. I don't want ANYONE I HAVE TO FIGHT TO GET THE TRUTH. IT MUST BE GRANTED TO ME WITHOUT ASKING LOUDLY & UNASHAMED. So NO FUCKING THANK YOU. I HATE YOU FOR ALL OF THIS!!!
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could u do inari or nekoma comforting manager whos bf just broke up w them bc my ex just started dating my bsf 3 days after we broke up 😭😭
Oh anon 🥺 I'm so sorry this is happening to you! My large requests are currently closed but I can write a small set for you here! I really hope this helps you feel better. And let me just say, in the long run, it's him that's going to have the most regrets. Just remember you deserve someone who is going to worship you! Never settle for less ❤
Inarizaki comforts their Heartbroken Manager
Inarizaki x GN Manager
Warnings: Swearing, angst to fluff
Honestly, you didn't see it coming 🥺
Even more, you didn't see your boyfriend moving on so quickly
But it happened 😔
And you are so heartbroken 💔
It happened on a Friday night
Seriously way to ruin your weekend 😪
You spent the weekend crying, maybe eating and/or watching your favorite movie, TV or anime
Unfortunately not even your favorite character could help drag you up from the bottom
When you arrived at school the following morning, you were so tired and your eyes were so red
Give me a hug right now YN 🫂
You managed to get to school just before the bell rang to ignore running into your ex
But not only were you worried about running into your ex 👀
Because you knew you'd eventually have to face your team and you just weren't ready
I mean, it's perfectly normal to be upset YN and you need time
Literally the last thing you need is Atsumu 🙄
But hear me out ok 🤚🏻because these boys are about to come through
When you miss lunch, Suna is instantly suspicious 😑
"Where is YN?"- Suna to Ginjima, Atsumu and Osamu
"Maybe she went out with her boyfriend?"- Ginjima
"You mean the boyfriend whose sitting with another girl over there?"- Osamy, dropping his food and digging holes in your ex
"Oh HELL naw"- Atsumu, getting up and about to LAY 👏🏻 DOWN 👏🏻
"Whats going on here?"- Kita pulling up with Aran, Omimi and Michinari just as Osamu is holding Atsumu back
"YN's Boyfriend is over there with another girl"- Atsumu, practically growling
Kita looks over to see your ex with your so called best friend 😑
"Ok proceed"- Kita, setting his food down and following Atsumu to your ex
"Hey what the hell is this?"- Atsumu and the entire squad of Inarizaki pulling up
Please this sulk of Foxes is so scary 😨
"Umm hey Atsumu, what's up?"- your dumb ex whose a lame jerk face 😒
"Did you just happen to forget about YN or what?"- Osamu
"YN and I broke up last week"- your ex
"So you decide to move on to her best friend? That's low dude"- Ginjima
"You know what? Stay the fuck away from YN!"- Suna
"Don't even think about approaching YN again. If you see her around, no you didn't. If she's walking on the same side kf the street, cross the road. I don't EVER want ro see your face again"- Kita
Dammmnnnn ok 💅🏼
Atsumu and the team are so surprised but like weirdly impressed 😅
"Lets go find YN guys"- Michinari
Please they just all take off to find you
YN they left their food behind for you!!
Honestly goals 🙌🏻
They head to the club room because someone said they saw you head in that direction
Kita knocks slowly, finding you sitting in the corner, knees to your chest and wiping your eyes 🥺
Please it's a heartbreaking sight 💔
I'm seriously about to lay the smack down on your behalf because nobody and I mean NOBODY hurts our YN 😡
"YN hey, are you ok?"- Aran approaching first
Honestly good choice 👌🏻
"Yeah- I'm fine-" please YN your voice is cracking and you have tears streaming down your face
"YN we know what happened. It's ok"- Omimi, sitting next to your and putting his arm around you
"YN honestly you deserve so much better"- Michinari
Atsumu and Osamu are pacing, planning your ex's demise 🤔
"We saw your ex in the lunch room eith your best friend YN. I'm so sorry that happened"- Kita
You start crying even more, and Suna comes and gives you a hug
Please take it YN he doesn't hug people much
"YN seriously he doesn't deserve someone as special and amazing as you. If he can't see how awesome you are, to hell with him"- Ginjima
"Thanks guys. I'm sorry I'm crying"- YN
"Never apologize for your feelings YN. You are hurt"- Aran
"Honestly I never liked him in the first place"- Atsumu
"Yeah what a waste of oxygen"- Osamu
"Guys it's ok"- YN, 🥺😢
"It most certainly is not! He needs some sense knocked into him"- Atsumu
"And who's going to do that?"- Osamu, please he never misses an opportunity
"Well me duh-" Atsumu, like it wasn't even a question 😅
"HA dude you can't fight worth a shit"- Osamu
Seriously YN you can't be upset for long with these two around 🙄
"Shut up Samu! I'm a great fighter! I kick your ass daily"- Atsumu
"Shall we check the tapes?"- Osamu looking to Suna
Suna pulls out his phone and scrolls to the album titled "Twins Fight: Osamu wins"
Please he organizes them by who won 🤣
"Uhh guys, it's really ok-" You trying to save the moment
Too late 🙄
"Not know YN this is important"- Atsumu and Osamu now gathering around Suna
Kita 👉🏻😐😑
"Lets go get something to eat YN. My treat"- Aran
Seriously take the opportunity and run 🏃‍♀️
Omimi, Michinari, Kita, Aran and Ginjima all leave with you
Please Aran totally holds your hand 🥲
"Thanks for cheering me up guys. I don't know what I'd do without you"- You, being so freaking cute
"We love you YN and we want you to be hapoy"- Michinari, giving you a cute side hug
*CRASH* "Samu ya freaking jerk"
"Don't look back YN just keep walking"- Ginjima
Please YN, these boys adore you and only want the best 🥰
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