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incorrect quotes (pt4)
Jason: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Roy a little bit.
Damian, holding Jay's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Jason: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Damian: My mistake.
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Damian: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
Jason: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.
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Bernard: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Tim: *sighs*
Tim: I killed a man. Kon: wait, whAT-
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Jason: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Tim: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Bernard: I’m “a couple of things”
Kon: I’m “got distracted”
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Dick: Life is like Tim. It's short.
#dc#tim drake#kon el kent#superboy#bernard dowd#timberkon#red robin#timkon#konbern#timbern#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#batboys#batbros#jayroy#damian wayne#damian al ghul#incorrect quotes
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Missed a couple days due to medical issues, but I’m back at it! Fanfiction Library discord Daily Drabble #4; Timberkon edition.
Prompt: “Are you cold?”
“Are you cold?” Kon asked. Not like he really needed to considering both his boyfriends were curled up under a blanket and still shivering, but he thought the sentiment might be nice.
“Very,” Bernard replied. “We really need to replace this heater.”
Tim nodded. “I already called someone, but they won’t be here until tomorrow morning.”
Kon was perfectly alright with that. First of all, the cold didn’t affect him much, and second—
“Sounds like a good excuse to cuddle. I’ve been told I’m like a walking furnace, y’know.”
Two pairs of eyes lit up at that. Cute, very very cute. Tim lifted the blanket as Bernard waved him over.
“Get your ass over here, then,” Tim said with a smile.
Kon chuckled lightly. “Now that I can do.”
He was quick to hop under the blankets and crawl his way to the center. Immediately, his boyfriends curled around him and sighed in relief. He was quick to wrap his arms them and hold them closer.
“I always forget how warm you are,” Tim said. “Thank god for Kryponian biology.”
“And TTK,” Kon added. “I’ve also been told that adds to it.”
“I second that,” Bernard mumbled against his chest. “Your TTK is the best heated blanket I could ever ask for.”
“I’m flattered.”
“And I am now very warm, plus Tim’s fingers don’t feel like I’ve blocks anymore, so I’m glad we all have the good vibes flowing.”
Tim hummed in agreement.
They were like cats when they got like this. Kon kind of wanted to smother them in cuddles and kisses and never let them go, but they did have lives. He would be happy with just this night, though.
“Yeah, me too.”
It may have come out softer than he intended it to but that’s alright. He was soft for these two anyway, and they knew it.
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idk what beef that one konbernard fanatic has with tim but it's funny and like encourages more konbernard so i'm not complaining
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My February story for the Year of the OTP 2023 challenge is out now! Come and get your Timberkon content, lmao.
Summary:
Kon is left alone in a room with his boyfriend’s boyfriend. It’s one of the worst social interactions in his life.
Until it isn’t.
February Prompt: “If I kiss you, will you shut up?”
#pushing my konbern agenda in this. don't worry about it#dc#dc comics#tim drake#kon-el#conner kent#bernard dowd#robin#robin iii#superboy#timkon#timber#berkon#konbern#idk what their ship name is#specs writes#spec-text-ular#timberkon
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Clark, physically moving Hal away from Bruce like he's a pestering cat: Sorry, I need him for a second
Hal:
Hal: what the hell--
Bruce: is there a reason you picked Hal up like Alfred the Cat?
Clark: yes :( Bruce, can you give me some parenting advice?
Bruce, contemplating stabbing himself with a batarang: No
Clark: Great! It's about Kon.
Bruce, knowing damn well Kon is his favourite super: go on
Clark: I think he has a crush on this boy who does conspiracy theories on YouTube, -- and he thinks this Bernard kid is a better writer than me, which, hey I won a Pfizer and you can't spell anything without autocorrect, --
Bruce: Clark.
Clark: Right! How do I make him understand I'm skeptical because Bernard is a relatively good writer and not because he's a boy?
Bruce: We had to stop you from ripping out Mike Pence's spine last week
Clark: Come on, Bruce, that doesn't mean anything! Any decent person would do that
Meanwhile:
Kon: What do I do, Cass? You always have the best solutions
Cass:
Kon: Why didn't I think of that sooner! You're the best, Cassie
#hands you my konbern agenda#bruce wayne#clark kent#dc#dc comics#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect quoes#kon kent#conner kent#bernard dowd#batman#text post#bernard x kon#konnard
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can anyone who can do art pls draw timberkon as this pic i have enough money for like 2 ko-fis if that'll help pls thank you 🙏🏻
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incorrect quotes (pt5)
Kon: sapnu puas.
Bernard: What??
Tim: What language is that.
Kon: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
-Kon was removed from the groupchat-
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Kon: Did Bernard just tell me he loves me for the first time?
Tim: Yeah, he did.
Kon: And did I just do finger guns back?
Tim: Yeah, you did.
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Damian: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you.
Jason: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!
Damian: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
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Damian: Wake me up-
Jason: Before you go go
Steph: When September ends
Dick: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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Bernard: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Tim: Like it slips on and off really easily.
Bernard:
Tim: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Kon: We know what you meant.
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Steph: Are you laughing at that video of Tim and Jason fighting?
Damian: No.
Damian: I'm laughing at the comments.
#dc#tim drake#kon el kent#superboy#bernard dowd#timberkon#red robin#timkon#konbern#timbern#batfam#batboys#batfamily#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#damian al ghul#stephanie brown#incorrect quotes
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incorrect quotes (pt2)
Dick: What do you have?
Damian: A KNIFE!
Dick: NO!
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Tim: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Kon: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
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Damian: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Jason: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Jon.
Damian, pointing his hot glue gun towards Jason: You’re on thin fucking ice Todd.
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Bernard: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Kon: Yes?
Bernard: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Kon: Fuck.
Bernard: It's gonna be a fun week!
Kon: I'm going back to the farm.
Bernard: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
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Jason: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Roy: Okay.
Jason: And make out during the scary parts.
Roy: Th-
Roy: The scary parts..
Roy: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl???
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Tim, Holding up a pack of pencils: These are kinda cute
Kon: lol that’s gay
Tim: We’ve been dating for 2 years—
#dc#tim drake#kon el kent#superboy#bernard dowd#timberkon#red robin#timkon#konbern#timbern#jayroy#dick grayson#damian wayne#incorrect quotes#damijon
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incorrect quotes (pt9)
Kon: Tim, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Tim, naked in Kon's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Kon, already taking off his clothes: Fuck… Me neither.
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Bernard and Kon playing minecraft
Bernard: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Kon: What’s wrong?
Bernard: I did a thing.
Kon: You regret the thing you dID-
Bernard: screams
Kon: What the fuck did you do- sees mass of aggravated Piglin Damn it-
Bernard: screams again
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Bernard: yawns
Kon: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Bernard: Then you must be exhausted.
Tim: Will you two shut up? I'm trying to hack into the security.
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Bernard: Wow, Tim, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Tim: We literally slept together yesterday.
Bernard: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Stephanie: I like your top, Tim!
Kon: I have a name, you know.
Tim: sighs Why. Why are you like this.
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Kon: Is this your plan B?
Tim: Technically, this is plan P.
Kon: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Tim: Yes, but I marry Bernard in plan M.
Bernard: I like plan M.
#dc#tim drake#kon el kent#red robin#superboy#bernard dowd#timberkon#timkon#konbern#timbern#stephanie brown#polyamory#incorrect quotes
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incorrect quotes (pt10)
Kon: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Bernard: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Kon: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Bernard: You wouldn’t?
Kon: I mean, unless you want to-
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Kon: Tim, you love me, right?
Tim: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
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Kon: So how’s the food Bernard made?
Tim: It's great! Compliments to to the chef.
Kon: goes to the kitchen
Kon: You're adorable.
Bernard: blushes
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Bernard: I feel like doing something stupid.
Kon: I’m stupid, do me.
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Tim: Hey, what’s up?
Bernard: The sky.
Tim: No, I meant like, what are you doing?
Bernard: Oh, Kon.
Kon: highfives Bernard Nice!
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Tim: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Kon: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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Kon: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Bernard: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Kon: Seize the dick.
#timkon#timberkon#timber#timbern#konbern#tim drake#red robin#superboy#bernard dowd#kon el#incorrect quotes#i'm being silly please don't come at me
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TimBerKon
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incorrect quotes (pt3)
Bernard: What's up with the text you sent me last night?
Kon: It was autocorrect
Bernard: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me"?
Kon: Yes.
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Dick: to everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.
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Damian: I have locked Tim in a cage designed by his own art. Oh, he has been well and truly hoist by his own petard.
Jon: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.
Damian: I’m blackmailing him.
Jon: Oh, happy days.
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Kon: I’m going to get so much done today.
Tim: I’ll hold you to that.
8 hours later
Tim: So how much did you get done?
Kon: One thing.
Tim: Well, that’s one more than usual.
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Bernard: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?
Kon: Dude- Its satire!
Bernard: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
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Kon: Are you busy?
Tim: Yes.
Kon: Cool, listen to this-
#dc#tim drake#kon el kent#superboy#bernard dowd#timberkon#red robin#timkon#konbern#timbern#dick grayson#batboys#damian wayne#jon kent
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warning: mature
Kon, over the phone: hey Tim, can you come home please?
Tim: yeah babe, I just have a few more errands to run at W.E. Why are you calling from Bear's phone?
Kon: that's why we need you to come home, we got a slight problem...
Tim: Kon. What happened? Is Bernard okay?
Kon: yeah he's alright we're just a little... stuck.
Tim: stuck? Where are you stuck?
Kon: um. Bernard's tongue piercing... is caught on my dick piercing...
Tim: ...what?
Kon: pleasecomehome! we can't get unstuck and it pulls too much when we try and-
Tim: okay, okay, I'm coming home. Calm down, I'll be there in 20.
Kon: you're not gonna let us live this down, are you?
Tim: definitely not.
#based on a conversation I overheard on the bus#next thing y'know they'll be calling tim up because bernard's piercing is caught on one of kon's nip rings lmao#this is just so funny to me#konbern#timberkon#in my mind kon has a heap of piercings
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Kon and Bernard sending Tim stuff like this while he's busy at the office or in important meetings.
Draw your ship like this:
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Day late, but fanfiction library daily drabble #5! Back at it with timberkon.
Prompt: “I’m okay”
“I’m okay,” was the first thing Tim said. “Swear.”
“Right.” Bernard crossed his arms. “That’s why Kon is carrying you and you’re bleeding over my fire escape.”
“I’m actually okay this time. Just a minor injury, completely superficial.”
“Uh huh. And Kon’s holding you…why?”
Kon snorted. “Because he sprained his ankle when he fell and thought he’d get away with coming back on his own.”
Tim shot him a betrayed look and gently punched his shoulder.
“That makes more sense. Do you need stitches or just bandages?”
“Bandages.” Tim sighed.
Bernard helped him climb out of Kon’s arms and through the window. “That wasn’t so hard, was it?”
Tim didn’t answer that. He just slung his arm over Bernard’s shoulder made them walk over to the cabinet their medical kit was stored in.
While he dug around for it, Kon placed his hand on the small of Bernard’s back and kissed the top of his head.
“Hey,” he said.
“Hi?”
“I’m ordering pizza. We are staying in today and I’m not taking complaints, kay?”
With the kit in hand and weight supported by Kon, Tim shook his head. “Fine, but leave the pineapple out.”
“Stay off that ankle and we have a deal, Wonder Boy.”
“You do that on purpose.”
“You know it, sweetheart.”
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I love finding shit like this in my google docs😂
#kon el kent#superboy#tim drake#bernard dowd#red robin#timberkon#dc#konbern#timbern#timkon#fanfiction#I need to get baked more often#Thankyou for this past me#I think this was inspired by a post I saw on here#I don't know past me didn't let me know
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