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subject-culture · 1 day

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#gender #stephen amell #sebastian vettel #john mulaney quotes #workout #roman sanders #prince sidon #alena croft #sissy cd #dividers #the legend of vox machina #biceps

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drop-also-better-election · 5 hours

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#ootdshare #fantastic beasts #hetalia #girls generation #tw r4p3 #gender #sebastian vettel #john mulaney quotes #roman sanders #dividers #your boyfriend #genesis lopez #agender

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thethirdtreeofvalinor · 2 years

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#has this one been done #the rings of power #rings of power #lotr amazon #lotr on prime #tolkien #lotr #lotr memes #the lord of the rings #lotr fandom #silmarillion #silmarillion memes #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #john mulaney quotes #john mulaney

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sweaters-and-vertigo · 10 months

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indiana jones whenever he sees mad mikkelsen:

#i thought of this the entire movie #indiana jones #indiana jones and the dial of destiny #mads mikkelsen #john mulaney #john mulaney quotes

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puzzled-pegasus · 5 months

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I made a list of Sanders Sides as John Mulaney quotes a long time ago and forgot how Absolute Gold they are

Logan:

"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die."

Roman:

"I need everybody, all day long, to like me SO MUCH."

"Everyone get out of my way, I just want to sit here and feed my birds."

"I never knew that relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. That's not really a joke, that's just a lil sweet thing I like to say."

Virgil:

"Do My Friends Hate Me, or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep?"

"I am thirty-five years old and I am still terrified of secondary locations."

"In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin."

Patton:

"My vibe is more like, 'hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you!'"

"Ooh, ducklings!"

"[My dog] is my best friend, I give her a million kisses a day, she does not like me and barks at me and bites me all day long."

Janus:

"And I said 'no,' you know, like a liar."

"You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair."

*imitating an old gay man* "you want me to do what?"

"No, that's okay. I was lying. It was a lie. To get drugs. You know, like a crime?"

"You can go very far in life if you pretend to know what you're doing."

Remus:

"SCATTER!"

"FUCK DA PO-LICE!"

"Because it's the one thing you can't replace."

"Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you."

#sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #john mulaney quotes #logan sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #janus sanders #remus sanders

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godabandonedthistimeline · 10 months

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Musicals as John Mulaney quotes:

Wicked:

Heathers: The Musical (and Mean Girls):

SIX:

Rent:

Dear Evan Hansen:

Legally Blonde:

#john mulaney quotes #wicked #heathers the musical #mean girls #six the musical #rent musical #dear evan hansen #legally blonde

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puzzled-pegasus · 7 months

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No one:

Roman to Virgil and Logan in that one Christmas episode of Sanders Sides:

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #john mulaney quotes

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rhetorical-conscience · 7 months

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The long-awaited sequel...

Young Royals as John Mulaney Quotes Pt. 2!!

taglist: @retrieve-the-kraken, @lovelylittlelosers, @altruistic-meme, @probablyjustanotheryrblog, @gele-gordijnen, @ishotforthestars, @king-wille, @rydingska, @mirabel-on-a-bicycle

Wilhelm after Kristina tells him he needs to take his Crown Prince role more seriously:

Walter:

Wilhelm to Alexander in s2e6:

Simon, about Hillerska:

Kristina in s3:

Monarchy Traditions:

Wilmon, taking one (1) look at the monarchy traditions:

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feenxpit · 2 months

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Hazbin Hotel Characters as John Mulaney Quotes ★

✧˖° Maaaan, I really wanted to start writing some fics today, but I had zero ideas. So now, you guys are getting this. Isn’t that fun? This is my first written impression on this fandom? Great. Welcome to my first written post outside of an introduction. It gets dumber from here! <3

** I tried really hard to do multiple quotes for everyone, but unfortunately, some only have one.

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— Charlie —

“Woah! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child. You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”

“I try to stay a little optimistic, even though I will admit things are getting pretty sticky.”

“The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.”

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— Vaggie —

“Brush your teeth! Now, boom! Orange juice! THAT’S LIFE!”

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— Angel Dust —

“He wanted guys to take their shirts off in his apartment. You’re all uncomfortable now, but I’m way over it. And also, if you think this story ends with me being like: And I said absolutely not— you’re about to be SO disappointed!”

*being asked his name by police* “They call me Baby J out on these streets!”

“If you eat enough ass and suck enough dick, one day, you can sell drugs.”

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— Husker —

“I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.”

“For those of you who don’t know what it is, blackout drinking is when your brain goes to sleep, but your body gets all ‘Eye of the Tiger’ and soldiers on.”

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— Sir Pentious —

“You could pour soup into my lap and I’d probably apologize to you!”

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— Cherri Bomb —

“Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks, and I will totally kill that guy for you.”

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— Lucifer —

“When one feels like a duck, one is happy!”

“We all got divorced, and now our reputation is different!”

“I am very small… and I have no money… so you can imagine the amount of stress that I am under.”

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— Alastor —

“I said no. You know, like a liar.”

*Hotel residents talking about the time they asked Alastor for McDonald’s* “He pulled into the drive-thru, and we started cheering, and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.”

“He was a man most acquainted with misery. He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin.”

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Bonus (because it was too fitting)…

— Susan —