wille’s first therapy session: i DON’T wanna talk at all
wille’s second therapy session: well, since Erik did this i guess i’m gonna give it a try
wille’s third therapy session: i’m SO frustrated right now, here is ur beverage, PLEASE tell me what to do and solve my problem for me
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The long-awaited sequel...
Young Royals as John Mulaney Quotes Pt. 2!!
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Wilhelm after Kristina tells him he needs to take his Crown Prince role more seriously:
Walter:
Wilhelm to Alexander in s2e6:
Simon, about Hillerska:
Kristina in s3:
Monarchy Traditions:
Wilmon, taking one (1) look at the monarchy traditions:
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Kristina: it's been a brutal year
Wille: I know right btw I'm abdicating
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okay but imagine being Linda in this situation like: you got married a while ago but he turned out to be an alcoholic and just generally a bit of a loser so as soon as you aren't at risk of being homeless anymore you divorce him and it may be tough but at least you got your two wonderful children out of it and you decide you're going to raise them into good, responsible, polite and hard working people. They've always been a bit different, your daughter is neurodivergent and gets along with horses better than with people and your son is a really polictically active gay musician who probably wants to sing at some point in his life. Neither of those things are paying really well but you'll be damned if you don't support their dreams. So you make them work hard at school so you can get them into this really popular and renowned boarding school where they can follow their dreams. All of your good parenting and support pays off and they actually get into said school.
Within a year both of them get involved in a national sex-scandal involving the royal family, your daughter sets a building on fire and now owns a horse and a car apparently, while your son briefly dealt with drugs, fistfought a guy, changed the schools anthem and also made the current crown prince abdicate by being a bit too woke and cute at the same time. Also the school closed down due to all the shit your children were involved in and your son owns a lot of money now.
Like- Linda really just released two well raised children into the upper class and watched the system crumble. Queen behaviour nobody is doing it like her.
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im still rolling on the floor about willes "no you're right is not that bad. except i lost the love of my life and got the school closed and probably killed my mom. but yeah Felice it's not THAT bad" speech. he's such a fucking drama queen.
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the relief and absolute joy on their faces when they realise that they’re finally free
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