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be brave :) and have the courage to exist.
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everyones always like the saddest thing a dog can think of is its owner dying. no the saddest thing a dog can think of is a human eating a huge smelly hamburger with fries and mustard without giving the dog any and guess what they experience that like 5 times a day
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serial unaliver takes me out every fucking time
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my therapist: so how are you doing today?
me:
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im taking the news well
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i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”
HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT
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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals
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when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”
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Found at swedish thrift store and purchased without hesitation
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My coworker Mike just started cracking up. Informed us someone was trying to make a test Outlook group at work and seems to have accidentally made it a real Outlook group.
Everyone added to the group is named Mike.
Creator of the group isn’t online yet but the Mikes are coming online in droves.
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you got a new kitty!!
i did!!! he is actually an old kitty!!! we found him and all his siblings when they were really young and adopted them many years ago :) he was living at my parents house until now, but I'm taking him in cus of a lot of stuff going on and my parents not being able to be there to take care of him
(photo from a week ago)
this is Blue! he is...... 7 or 8 years old i think? he was my baby of all his siblings, and he used to lay on my neck to sleep lmao. he also knew JJ when JJ was just a baby! which I assume is part of why JJ wasn't bothered by him being here :)
(a MUCH older photo of him. it just makes me laugh.)
#old man blue#hence the tag for him djajdjjasj#his eye is fine i promise dw about it#i always feel the need to say that cus y e a h it looks fucked up but he's ok#but yes! ive known him since he was like maybe 1-2 months old :)#also my apartment complex only allows me to have 2 pets so he is also. secret kitty.#askers#daylightsimon#shh ac
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you know. im trying to get in the habit of just sending asks whenever I think about it, bc yeah tumblr needs that culture back, and genuinely I think it's been great so far. I'm enjoying interacting with people!!! yeah the fear of like,,, being annoying or saying something wrong is there but then the ask is answered and it goes away!!!!
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Daily Mirror, England, January 23, 1923
Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.
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