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thethirdtreeofvalinor · 1 year

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me after reanimating the corpse of tolkien: so later on in the show, galadriel’s new bestie, halbrand, is revealed to be sauron, which kind of erases celebrimbor as a character and his contribution to the main conflict

tolkien: that’s what you’re worried about when two of the beatles are still living? go finish the job

#i love his undying hate for them #halbrand #galadriel #tolkien #lotr #lotr memes #the lord of the rings #lotr fandom #silmarillion #silmarillion memes #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #lotr amazon #rings of power #the rings of power #celebrimbor #trop spoilers

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fukutomichi · 2 years

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Don't let this splinter your spirit, it'll be all right.

#ep7 the pain edition enjoy :')#the rings of power #rings of power #trop #rop #tropedit #ropedit #ringsofpowersource #the stranger #durin #nori brandyfoot #elendil #elrond #galadriel #my gifs #a subterranean gif #lotr amazon #lotr on prime

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ringsofpowersource · 2 years

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S1, Ep6 - Udûn

#the rings of power #rings of power #trop #rop #tropedit #ropedit #ringsofpowersource #galadriel #halbrand #adar #morfydd clark #charlie vickers #joseph mawle #lotr on prime #lotr amazon #my gifs #a subterranean gif #ours

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heirofdragons · 2 years

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Just when I thought rings of power couldn’t get any worse they do this lmao

#LOTR #lotr rings of power #lotr amazon #rings of power #lotr on prime #lord of the rings #the silmarillion #celebrimbor #tyelpe

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vildo · 2 years

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Sauron was nicer to Celebrimbor than Amazon

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darklordsauron · 2 years

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I WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF RINGS OF POWER (illegally) SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO:

I will list all the bad things and the good things of the first episode. Fair warning, I am right and those articles which calls this piece of steaming shit a masterpiece is wrong.

BAD THINGS-

The acting is sub par and so uncaring that it literally didn't feel like a real, just under a billion dollar, fantasy show based off of the legendary writing of J.R.R Tolkien.(Rest in peace, you deserve the world.)

Galadriel is a Mary-Sue (the perfect person. Everybody wants to be her, she is so 'cool' Rawr XD Uwu) and she is short despite being described in the books as taller than most elvish women and almost half of elvish men.

Elrond seems to have a crush on her and that just makes me nauseated.

Galadriel, if I should even call her that, wears the fëanorian star on every wardrobe item she owns it seems.

Actually, all the elves are the same height or even under it when compared to the humans.

The music sounds more like Game of Thrones than anything even remotely associated with LOTR.

The costume design in terrible. The material is cheap and plastic, they don't even try to conceal it. In one scene you can see that one of the background characters is wearing a black T-shirt underneath the clothes.

They barely say any of the characters' names (except Galadriel, which they repeat almost constantly). I had to google their names.

Brondir is the edgy warrior who is in love with the single mother (already forgot her name) who tries to help everyone around her.

The Harfoots, I also forgot all of their names, are the Hobbits of the second age and I hate the other main character whom comes from them. She is the relatable, clumsy character who is super curious. In other words, the most over used and predictable trope in all of film history.

They bring in new monsters/creatures that Tolkien never, ever wrote about. They probably needed these cliches to make the first episode more interesting.

The CGI sucks especially when Galadriel is climbing the glacier, icy, mounting thingy. The water is jelly and a piece of Valinor's sky literally clips out if you look really closely.

They jump locations every two minutes which gave me a headache and somehow the series is both fast and slow...AT THE SAME TIME!

There is really no heart in it. The entire thing was apathetic and simply lacked soul (because they sold their souls for money).

GOOD THINGS-

Gil-galad, his character actually looks canon and the actor is putting his heart into the performance thus making him the best.

The make-up of the orcs is simply beautiful. If only the rest of the series was.

Any scene with Sauron and the mentions of Morgoth is cool as it feels as if they have actual power in the otherwise boring show.

So far it sucks (no surprise there). I wanted to break my TV simply because their disrespect towards the source material is so obvious. Tomorrow my brain will have recovered enough to watch episode 2: Shit becomes shitier.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

#lord of the rings #the rings of power #lotr on prime #middle earth #tolkien #lotr #lotr amazon #fuck amazon #j.r.r. tolkien #i hate it thanks #amazon is a mosquito #the silm #galadriel #the mary-sue #the first episode was terrible #literally the worst #my brain is fucked #why

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incorrect-lord-of-the-rings · 2 years

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please tell me i’m not the only one who sees it.

#lotr #the rings of power #rings of power #lotr amazon #amazon lotr #amazon lord of the rings #celebrimbor #star wars #The Lord of the Rings

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smidvarg-and-the-hobbits · 2 years

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Look, I respect the rings of power going their own way and not copying the peter jackson movies design-wise (although I adore the movies)

But putting humans into the story before they were even created, Celebrimbor looking older than Galadriel because she has to be a young and beautiful woman while he can be an old wise man, or the fact that Galadriel wears a Fëanorian star, the symbol of a cousin that she despises...

#lotr #lord of the rings #rings of power #the rings of power #amazon lotr #lotr on prime #silmarillion #tolkien #lotr amazon #galadriel #celebrimbor #feanor

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starwarsrebels · 2 years

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GALADRIEL in THE RINGS OF POWER | 1.08

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gossip-girl-of-middleearth · 2 years

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Dropping all this Rings of Power news makes me feel like Dionysus giving new campers the orientation, but here you go — enjoy your new Celebrimbor *pops a Diet Coke angrily*

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cataclysmic-cathexis · 2 years

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New favourite low-stakes Twitter drama is a bunch of pissed off “anti-woke” fanboys thinking Neil Gaiman is responsible for the Rings of Power and him, Michael Sheen and Garth Nix now all playing along

UPDATE: Guy Gavriel Kay has entered the chat

#fantasyauthorsagainstracism

Update 2: Harlan Coban now in on it

Update 3: They Still Don’t Get It

This is the deleted tweet he’s replying to:

#i mean I’d watch it #twitter drama #neil gaiman #Michael sheen #garth nix #rings of power #lotr movies #lotr #good omens #the sandman #Lucifer #lord of the rings #lotr amazon #amazon rings of power #tolkien #ropamazon #amazon rop #fantasy authors against racism #Harlan coban

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thethirdtreeofvalinor · 2 years

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#has this one been done #the rings of power #rings of power #lotr amazon #lotr on prime #tolkien #lotr #lotr memes #the lord of the rings #lotr fandom #silmarillion #silmarillion memes #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #john mulaney quotes #john mulaney

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fukutomichi · 2 years

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Joseph Mawle as Adar

#*jon snow voice* uncle benjen :')#the rings of power #rings of power #adar #joseph mawle #arondir #trop #rop #tropedit #ropedit #lotr on prime #lotr amazon #series #my gifs #a subterranean gif

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ringsofpowersource · 2 years

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S1, Ep8 - Alloyed

#how do i not spoil this but spoil it but also not spoil it *internal screechiiing* :')#the rings of power #rings of power #trop #rop #tropedit #ropedit #ringsofpowersource #ours #galadriel #halbrand #elrond #the stranger #nori brandyfoot #my gifs #a subterranean gif #lotr on prime #lotr amazon

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hellyescharlesedwards · 2 years

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Celebrimbor's forging outfit // The Rings of Power S01E08: Alloyed

#charles edwards #celebrimbor #the rings of power #tropedit #lotr on prime #lotr rop #lotr amazon #tolkiensource #ropedit #brimby #best outfit #very gender #very excellen t

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smilingdawn · 2 years

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it's just so funny how after so many teasers, trailer, posters, photoshoots, behind-the-scene photos, and interviews- there has not been a single promotion for celeborn

#lotr #lord of the rings #silmarillion #the rings of power #lotrrop #lotr on prime #lotr amazon #celeborn #galadriel

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