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1lostsoul0fishbowl · 1 year

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Just rewatched this scene. There is literally an AUDIBLE CRUNCHING NOISE when Jason steps on Gareth’s hand.

Lucas has the nerve to look disappointed when Gareth gives up Dustin’s name, but holy shit, my dude, keep your judgy looks to yourself, you weren’t the one who just got attacked by a psycho bully.

“Jason wasn’t a bad guy he just—“ nope. Nope. This was pure cruelty just for shits and giggles.

#stranger things #stranger things s4 #gareth stranger things #corroded coffin #gareth emerson #stranger things gareth #gareth the great #jason was not a good guy #no way no how

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faeriekit · 5 months

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I'm not going to lie, there's some sweet, sweet allure in a premise based on "Johnny 13 ends up in Gotham just for shits and giggles only to accidentally settle down there."

This dude just happens to be Haunted as Fuck™️. His vibes are rank and he's rude as shit. Negative rizz. You literally can't pay him to do your goonery for you, but if you phrase it as a bad enough idea he'll do it for free...? But then like the whole building will explode for no reason or something else as equally as catastrophic and improbable?? What the fuck man

Just. This dead dude and his supernatural manifestation of bad luck is completely indecipherable from Gotham's natural toxicity to the point where he just...makes friends. Is a shitty upstairs neighbor. Shops at the corner store. Despite the odds, he's just Some Guy™️. He gets signed up for the Goonion. He reasonably could be any age between 19 and sixty. Two-Face kicked him out of his gang twice.

#I bet he gets into fistfights with Jason at the motorcycle club #I bet the local sandwich shop hates him #I bet the local villains hate just like this one guy for personal reasons that don't match up with anybody else's reasons #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #free to a good home #dcu crossover

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nanaonmars · 1 month

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jason: why won’t you leave my dad alone?!

clark: because we’ve been together for 20 years jason… we have 8 kids, you included, and… we’re in love

duke, in the background: boke!

jason: i’ll find dirt on you yet. i’ve got people working on it.

clark: 🧍🏻

#source: derry girls #batman #superbat #bruce wayne #does this count as irish jason?#maybe irish batman in general lmao #jason todd #clark kent #duke thomas #batfam #i think it’s hilarious asf if jason is the most protective of bruce #technically this could have fit with damian but i wanted the age to be similar to how long superbat have been together #and it’s also consistent with the audio #jason and duke brother rights #idc what you guys say #also i highly recommend derry girls it’s so good #derry girls

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hughmanbean · 3 months

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The King is Sealed, Long Lie the Queen!

After Pariah is defeated and resealed, Danny is crowned the new King/Queen. Yeah, he's a guy, but he birthed 2 sentient beings, and that counts as a queen in their books.

After a month long readjustment period, some certain areas of the Infinite Realms feel it's their responsibility to inform the Mortal Realms and uninformed ghosts of the good news!

Anyone death touched past liminality, anchored ghosts and revenants alike, are approached by ghosts and told that they're under new management. The Queen will renew their souls, as long as they can merely be within her presence.

One such revenant, Jason Todd/Red Hood, has been ignorant of this. His fraid, too! That must be fixed.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp crossover #good parents jack and maddie #redeemed vlad #Gender is optional for ghosts.#jason todd #red hood #I love guys who are moms #If you get what I mean #danielle phantom #dan phantom #ellie fenton #queen mother danny phantom

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batcavescolony · 9 months

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People who say "Batman was better without his kids" must really like the whole ELEVEN issues that Bruce had before Dick was introduced because that's the only time he didn't have a kid. Bruce Wayne/Batman was introduced in ’Detective Comics' #27 and Dick Grayson's Robin was introduced in 'Detective Comics’ #38. Dick was around before Alfred existed, if we can have Alfred why can we have the Robins?

#comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #jason todd #nightwing #alfred pennyworth #before robin? BEFORE ROBIN? you mean those 9 detective comic issues? there is no before robin. robin was always there. get over it #go read the Punisher or something because thats what you want not Batman #but batcave what about alt worlds or re boots. nope they said before he has gis kids and his kid was introduced nine issues after him #AND IVE READ DETECTIVE COMICS BATMAN! they wouldn't like him either he was a good guy. he made jokes. he rode down banister. he was free #edit: i cant do math its eleven not nine issues

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fakakta-art · 1 year

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its no longer hanukkah but i'm setting the record straight on the batboys latke preferences, re: this post

#dc #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian al ghul #ofc everyone is entitled to their own hcs!#not pictured aka i have yet to draw: cass def has them w hot sauce. bruce totally has them with cream cheese & lox and shit #steph would like guac or something out of pocket #duke is good with applesauce OR sour cream but not at the same time #my art #i have so many jewish hcs for these guys....more to come

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ivysangel · 4 months

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Jason as a nibbler, a neck biter, a vampire. Not literally, he doesn't need blood to survive, no, but the way his mouth somehow always finds your neck, always finds a way to catch his teeth on your carotid, you'd think he did.

He comes up behind you so innocently sometimes, his hands ghosting over your hips and his hair tickling your jaw. His beautiful, soft, jet-black hair that is so quickly replaced with sharp nips of his teeth. You pull away, pushing his head back with your hand, and he groans; what did I do, his eyes say when he lifts his head to look at you. "You're biting me." you point to the teeth marks on your neck, indents a little deeper where his canines were. "I'm loving you."

You patiently wait for the day he gets carried away and accidentally draws blood, the day when the permissiveness of your flesh gives way to this indulgent behavior of his. He'll nose at the tiny droplets of blood collecting around the puncture wounds, licking and laving as a pool of iron collects on his tongue. Pulling away, looking like a wolf who's just devoured its prey, with blood smeared on the tip of his nose and his pupils blown wide.

He'd tasted blood before when he'd punched too hard, when he'd been punched too hard; the taste was always bitter in his mouth, too metallic, and always lingering long after he'd washed it away with water, but not yours. No, yours was welcome, just as bitter and metallic but also sweet? Comforting? Welcome? Yes, welcome. He'd welcomed you into his life a multitude of times, made room for you in places he'd previously thought to be too cramped. In his home, in his mind, in his heart, but the one place he could never figure out how to integrate you was his body.

Of course, he'd had sex with you, let you touch him in ways he had never been touched before, seen him at his most vulnerable, but it would never be the same for him as it was for you. You could never be inside of him the way he was inside of you. He thought he'd never know how it felt to walk around with ghosts of you inside of him the way you did when he came too deep or stretched you out too much. He thought he'd never know what it felt like to carry a part of his lover around with him outside of a material object. Now, he knew otherwise; he knew there was an alternative—a painful, bloody alternative—but an alternative nonetheless.

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rillette · 8 months

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recolored an old jason sketch 👍

#jason todd #basketball #saw the old version and went u know what i could do more to this so i did #i still think he should retire to conneticut and become an artisanal woodworker #i saw my uncle at a family function not too long ago and he showed me his woodworking pieces they were so good u guys.#anyways i think jason would love woodworking and carpentry #i know in my soul that mf watched holmes on homes as an impressionable child. and how its made never forget how its made and mythbusters.

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bet-on-me-13 · 7 months

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The one where Bruce is the asshole (again)

So! We have a typical story where the JLA finds out about the Situation in Amity.

Whichever way they find out doesn't matter, but either way they end up sending Batman to do a threat analysis and review of whether this requires their attention.

And while there, he runs into a Kid who obviously needs to be saved from his Abusive Home. Look at him, he's far too thin, his grades are horrible, he has many unexcused absences, and he has bruises hidden under his clothes.

Even after figuring out that Danny is Phantom the local Hero, he thinks Danny needs to be saved from his Parents.

I mean, it's plain to see! They Hates Ghosts with a Passion, negelct their son very often, shoot at him nearly every day, and are probably the ones who killed him in the first place!

So, with no input from Danny himself, Bruce calls CPS on the Fentons and uses his Wealth to expedite the process and avoid the actual Investigation. (I mean, why would you even need one? It's so obviously a bad home!)

The Fenton's are arrested, and Bruce reveals that Danny is Phantom to convince the Courts that they are horrible people for shooting at their own son, and that they should be locked up (ignoring the horrified looks on their faces, probably cause they were living with a Ghost for so long, thats probably why).

He immediately offers to adopt Danny, even when Danny vehemently refuses his offer. He knows that Danny will come around to it, he's doing this for his own good. He still thinks his Parents were good people, and not thr Villains they really were.

Meanwhile Danny's life has been completely uprooted thanks to the self-righteous machinations of an Adoption Crazed Fruitloop! And not even the usual one!

Sure his parents were often busy with their work, but they Always set aside time to hang out with their kids and make sure they were okay. They never abused him, the neglect was only for like a month or two when the portal before they got their act together and apologized for it, and (most importantly) THEY DIDN'T KNOW he was a Halfa when they shot at him! They only found out when the ASSHOLE revealed his Identity in Court!

And Danny is Extra enraged by that part. The Adoption Crazed Fruitloop had revealed his secret identity for the ENTIRE WORLD TO HEAR!

He would never be able to live a normal life anymore, even if he managed to get away from the Moron who caused all this!

Bruce Wayne was a Villain in his eyes.

He ripped him from his home and from his family (basically kidnapped), revealed his identity to the world so he was forced to stay with him for fear of the GIW, and spun the whole story so that it looked like he was the Good Guy in this!?

It was official. Danny Hates Bruce Wayne, possibly more than anyone else in the World.

And that's a High Bar.

#Dp x dc #Dpxdc #Dc x dp #Dcxdp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Danny is enraged right now #It's not also not a “petty revenge” kind of rage #It's a “I will rip apart your entire life before doing the same to your very body” kind of rage #Bruce thinks he's the good guy in all this #He only exploited bis wealth to control the Courts #And forced a Family to be split up while taking the one that fit his preferences for himself #And revealed the identity of a Teenage Vigilante to the entire world basically condemning him if he ever leaves the Manor again #Also revealing him to the Government Organization that has dedicated its very existence to murdering him and his entire Race #He's the Good Guy no doubt about it #Jason disagrees #He can see exactly how much hatred Danny has in his eyes when he looks at Bruce #He sympathizes #Danny will probably try to murder Bruce in his sleep #The League thinks Batman found an abused child and took him in #They only know what Bruce told them but when the Question comes forward with the evidence from his OWN investigation?#Well...questions will be raised

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animentality · 2 months

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sometimes i read stories about the creepy things astarion fangirls have subjected neil newbon to, despite him asking them like, outright to stop sexualizing him as a person just bc he voices astarion, and i shudder because some of y'all should have been raised catholic like i was.

then maybe you'd know some fucking shame.

edit: I must clarify this is a joke because no one should be raised Catholic. but some of y'all do need to be punished. biblically.

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #oh the comments in his streams and the questions hes had to answer and the cameos people have shoved at him and tim #guys id rather claw my eyes out than send anything like that to jason isaacs or even just anyone at all #where is good old fashioned christian guilt man #youre asking strangers about sex #maybe go home and pray

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skylersprompts · 5 months

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DC x DP Prompt *16*

After he got crowned, Danny started to clean up in the Ghost Zone. One thing he found was an empty lair. An elegant room full of books with a fireplace and comfy armchairs. A ghost was tied to this place, but he never saw them. But he still could feel that the lair was tied to someone, what meant that the ghost didn't end to exist.

It took some time, but Danny was able to follow the bond from the lair to the ghost. He found himself back in the mortal realm and his first thought was that the ghost got somehow stuck here.

So the plan was to find him and bring him back to the zone. Except as soon as Danny made the plan, he should have known that nothing ever goes according to plan for him.

The bond lead him to a young man with black hair that had a white stripe in it. And the man was very much alive, but also didn't seem to be possessed. But he also absolutely felt like the lair.

Invisible Danny followed the guy around and he found out quite a few things.

His name was Jason Peter Todd.

He lives in Gotham.

He is the vigilante/crime lord Red Hood.

He came back from the dead as a revenant.

He got dipped into some corrupted ectoplasm.

He had sever anger issues because of that.

So... Danny made another plan. Jazz had told him about emotional support dogs, because she liked to work with them. And Danny was pretty sure that it shouldn't be to hard to train a ghost dog to do all of this.

It was a nightmare to train Cujo, but after almost six month he was positive that it would work. He took Cujo with him to Gotham and waited till he had a moment where he got Red Hood alone.

The first thing that happened after he made himself visible but not tangible, was that Hood shot him. Like, rude. But because of that he was here.

"Hello. My name is High King Phantom of the Infinite Realms and I am here to give you your prescribed emotional support ghost Dog. His name is Cujo!"

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okkennymay · 4 months

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Commission for @jaxinkh

Ooooo lookin fiIIINE Jason Todd! Ahhh This new year has been going better than I'd ever hoped it could!~ Ahh You waited so long Jaxinkh, Thank you for being so patient- I'm most definitely putting a disclaimer on my next commission page that the times they may take may vary wildly thanks to my health o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

#Batman #Wayne Family Adventures #Jason Todd #Commission #Okkennymay #jaxinkh #Painted commission #JUST ONE MORE CLIENT AND I'LL HAVE FINALLY REACHED YOU MARCUS! WOOOOOOOO #after so so so many months #goodness I've been so lucky to have the most patient friends and clients in the world ;w; You guys are the best #thank you for not getting angry at me for things taking so long-It's something I fear greatly #But time and time again i'm met with kindness and understanding it's finally dawning on me that I don't have to be so afraid all the time

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mamawasatesttube · 6 months

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the thing about generally-accepted broad fanon batfam dynamics is that even if you disregard the complete stripping of all nuance in order to make a perfectly nuclear family with no lasting or significant conflict etc etc, half of it is all just built on vaguely (or explicitly) racist stereotypes anyway, like .......... ah yes the little half arab boy is a violent feral gremlin who can't fit in with refined polite society. the half east asian girl is the golden child who never speaks and is good at everything and has no flaws because she's the favorite who holds the family together. the romani one is a slut. LIKE. okay...!

#and this isn't even getting into latino jason and east asian tim hcs. which aren't inherently racist and i do enjoy sometimes!#but sometimes it's just so like. oh you just went hm the poor guy who's violent uses guns and is in the drug trade... that one is latino now #and oh let's declaw this other guy and make him physically weaker but such a nerd and good at computers and ope now he's east asian #like. idk how people don't see it honestly i really don't.#rimi talks

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roseworth · 8 months

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ok first of all trio of all time. give them a book but only if rosenberg writes it. second of all i want to say that rose does not carry a gun so i believe with my whole heart that she stole jasons gun while he was distracted just to aimlessly shoot in the vague direction where someone was

#rose grabbing jasons gun while hes busy investigating a dead body then not even hitting who she was shooting at #i love her thats my failgirl #shoots at nothing #gets attacked and taken down in like 5 seconds #gets up again and has to be physically restrained so she doesnt keep trying to fight a good guy #tuesday spoilers #dc

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lordzuuko · 1 year

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Finally decided to post my solo Jason Todd because he is the love of my life and I realized I never actually drew him by himself which obviously needed to be fixed. And yes, I read DC vs. Vampires and felt inspired! XD Print

#jason todd #red hood #batman #batfamily #batfam #my art #HE DID NOT DO IT SIR!!#I WAS THERE SDFDSFDSF #ugh i just want to draw this boy forever and ever please OTL #my beloved #you guys don't understand i legit have a crush on him it's kinda unhealthy AHHAHAHA #but i can't help myself why did they create this bitch in the first place ugh #not to be that person but jason is totally bruce wayne's favourite child #it's canon #jason looks good with fangs what a missed opportunity dc dammit #dick literally asked jason to be with him forever wtf

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sherbetyy · 9 months

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yea !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#double standers fr #i wanted to change the text jason to red guy but i think it’s funnier if duck just calls him some random ass name #like who tf is jason #actually i’m pretty sure it’s canonically a random picture of a shoe the have ok #just remembered……..good job me………….#duck x red guy #dhmis #duck dhmis #red guy #duck guy #duck #dhmis fanart #fluffybird #my art #don’t hug me i’m scared #bless my heart i cannot draw perspective his hand look weird

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