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asadfangirlbitxh · 1 year
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Vmin vs Jinkook
Taehyung: You deserve a reward for putting up with me
Jimin: Spending time with you is my reward.
Jungkook: You deserve one for putting up with me as well
Jin: Damn right I do!
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exslytherin · 2 years
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taehyung: wanna go upstairs, handsome?
jimin: sure
taehyung: you got protection?
jimin: why? what's up there?
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heartsforlily · 2 months
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regulus: why are james and sirius sitting with their backs to each other ?
remus: they had a fight.
regulus: then why are they holding hands ?
remus: they get sad when they fight : (
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flevrry · 1 year
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jimin: can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
jungkook: crouches down
taehyung: gets on knees
jimin:
jimin: i hope you both end up in hell !
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correct-bangtannies · 2 years
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Jungkook: I'll never talk!
Jimin, sharpening sword: We have ways of making people talk
Jungkook:
Jimin: [cuts piece of cake and shares it with Taehyung]
Jungkook: ... Can I have some?
Jimin: Cake is for talkers
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texts-bts · 2 years
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jimin: come on, i wanna show you something
jimin: [turns and walks away]
taehyung: nice
jimin: that’s not it but thank you
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urmiibby · 2 years
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Namjoon, reading: Wow, a surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined? Vmin, slamming the door open: Namjoon!! Namjoon: There it is.
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felixify · 2 years
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Taehyung , pointing at the teabags : hey Jimin , pass me the tea
Jimin : there are rumours that Namjoon and Jin are together now
Taehyung : what-
Taehyung : WAIT , REALLY ???
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stardustvmn · 1 year
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jin coming back after military:
vmin: * kissing in the corner
jin: ha! it's like i have never left
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yoongis-pillow · 2 years
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Jin : ...so as I was saying, Legally Blonde is the greatest movie in existence
Vmin : *nods solemnly*
Jungkook : Actually, I liked Fast and Furious mor-
Sope : you're an absolute disappointment
Namjoon : *pulling out adoption papers* this seems like a good time to tell you you're adopted
Jin : this is what happens when we let him spend time with heteros
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ask-serendipity-sky · 5 months
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While I don't have anons passion, I totally agree that it's annoying how people are trying to find the lamest excuses to discredit jikooks relationship.
Whether you think it's friendship or something more, the fact is jikook didn't have to make a travel show. That's something they chose to do. They didn't have to format it to having the two of them in every episode when they both are, in fact, probably the members who are the most busy right now. Technically they're not even the most popular pairing available even at this moment. They could've taken this idea and used it for different pairings of all the remaining members. One episode with jikook, another with taekook and vmin and minimoni etc. Trying to work around Jimin who's clearly releasing more music and JK who is still doing promo for Golden seems to be the most inconvenient option for the company. And yet here they are in yet another project together which you lot are sure the company is forcing them to do.
Consider the vast amount of hate that Bighit receives everytime jikook do anything - if chapter two has taught me anything it's that Bighit knows exactly what's going on in the fandom at anytime. Do you think they are unaware of the power behind taekook? Everyone is 100% convinced that taekook and Jihope are the true friendships in BTS, and taekook is vastly more popular as a pairing because Jimin and JKs individual popularity does not translate into their pairings popularity. All this is supposedly true and known but here we are in 2023 with another jikook project.
Well everyone, either 2+2=fish, or one of the assumptions here is incorrect. Everyone can make their own calculations but mine is that jikook are and have always been closer than everyone's assumptions. You can take that in a romantic or non-romantic sense but it works either way.
Hello anon,
Yes! Exactly.
It's ridiculous that this ONE trip has caused everyone to lose their mind.
Multiple times per day, we get someone trying to invalidate any sort of joy some of us get because jikook interact.
Every photo, movement, story is analyzed...
But in the end, jikook is still in Japan filming and spending time together. Something they didn't have to do.
They knew the reactions people, of course, but they still did it because they don't care.
So if all the haters could shut up, that would be great :)
Thank you for sharing.
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asadfangirlbitxh · 2 years
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Taehyung: Yoongi Hyung has no idea we are high!
Yoongi: You are high?
Taehyung: I'm sorry
Turns to Jimin.
Taehyung: Yoongi Hyung has no idea we are high
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whysojiminimnida · 2 years
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How do you feel about people OT7fiying what the members say about specific members? Idk if you know but there’s a post on the bird app receiving lots of support for ot7fying something Jk specifically said to/about Jm. A lot of “OT7”’s are saying it’s not a big deal and making it a shipping issue when it’s not, but guarantee if someone were to make “Friends” that’s about vmin into an all members thing they would be up in arms. Idk I just don’t understand why people can’t see each member as individuals who have their own individual relationships with other members. OT7 will always be good but not when others are constantly ignoring the different and varied relationships between each member. It’s giving very much erasure.
Have you noticed that this happens almost exclusively to Jimin? And usually when it's Jungkook saying it?
It's giving erasure because it could not be more erasure if it was the band. And even they're fully 50% gay (thank you Andy Bell). And while I am on the subject a Jeon-Park-Erasure collab would be MOST welcome in the YSoJiminie house DAMN now I'm gonna have that in my head ALL DAY but I am not minimizing, OH NO, I am just going to write this post with the following in mind (not directed at you, kind and gentle readers):
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Thank you for indulging me, anon, it has been a very long few months of hell up in here. The whole reason for all of this is that Jimin specifically threatens homophobes. If they validate Jimin as being attractive to Jungkook or any other member, then they have to allow for the sexuality of that member. And at the heart of it they do not see Jungkook or Taehyung or Namjoon or any other member (with the possible exception of Hobi) as anything other than attracted to women and by extension attracted TO THEM. See where I'm going with this? THIS IS WHY Y/N FANFICTION IS PROBLEMATIC. Let a teenage or very repressed adult person get into heavy breathing mode and they lose all sense of reason regardless of gender or orientation. This is not helpful:
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Um, UGH and EWWW and I APOLOGIZE, you have NO IDEA what I had to look through to get the least offensive stuff just NO. And CHILDREN are reading this shit and EMBEDDING IT INTO THEIR PSYCHES LIKE WHAT brb, involuntary bulimia. Good lord I've probably triggered half my readers I AM SO SORRY I SHOULD HAVE POSTED YOONGI THE CAT HERE:
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Yoongi loves you and apologizes if any of the above gave you a system headache But, and I feel we must be realistic here, the majority of those erasing Jimin do not identify as non-heterosexual men. Perhaps a very few of them do. And I say this because men who are secure enough in themselves to stan BTS as a whole are generally also secure enough to take one good look at Park Jimin and go "yeah, he's not straight and neither is any man who looks at him long enough." It might be somewhat incorrect, socially, but it's not wrong, exactly. So erasure, it is giving, because erasure is what it is. But I really have a hard time understanding how THIS can be erased:
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nixierecs · 1 year
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flevrry · 1 year
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hoseok: tae, why are you naked?
taehyung: i don't have any clothes.
hoseok, opening taehyung's closet: look, you have tons of clothes right here! you've got this shirt, these pants, hi jungkook, more pants..
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correct-bangtannies · 2 years
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Yoongi: What are you doing out this late?
Jimin: Tae an-
Yoongi: Five words or less
Jimin, counting with his fingers: We. Had. A. Fight
Yoongi:
Jimin: Bitch
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