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tattycoram · 2 months

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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

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fvck-the-patriarchy · 9 months

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*on Tatooine*

Y/n: I am so hot.

Hunter: Yes you─ I mean, yeah, it's hot in here.

Echo: *snorts*

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youwannagohomeandrethinkyourlife · 1 year

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Obi-Wan: *gets himself in trouble for the third time this week*

Cody: I can't believe I'm going to sleep with him.

Rex: You don't have to.

Cody: No, I'm gonna.

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gryffindor-jedi · 3 months

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Wolffe: I said something I shouldn't have and just ended an amazing relationship.

Cody: Sorry to hear that.

Wolffe: Oh, it wasn't mine.

*Fox and Riyo arguing in the background*

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keelifallen · 2 years

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inkstainedhandswithrings · 1 year

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Anakin, after barely pulling off the most reckless, dangerous, idiotic plan of all time: You know you love me.

Rex, on two hours of sleep and 8 cups of coffee, slightly shaking, covered in cuts, scrapes, dirt and some type of mysterious liquid after being tossed off his third wall this week alone: *deep breath* sir, respectfully-

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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 6 months

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Rex: do you always deflect personal questions with jokes?

Anakin: do you deflect jokes with personal questions?

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suck-a-egg · 11 months

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Fives, teaching the newest batch of shinies about their place in the 501st: If you're not in trouble, you're not doing you're job.

#rex will never trust him again #tcw #the clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #star wars the clone wars #swtcw #arc trooper fives #clone trooper fives #fives

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ahsoka-tanoo · 1 year

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Anakin: Bye Ahsoka! Bye Obi-Wan! Bye Cody! Bye Rex! Bye Ahsoka! Obi-Wan: You said ‘bye Ahsoka’ twice. Anakin: I like Ahsoka.

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incorrect-jedi · 11 months

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Kanan: Have you heard from Ezra?

Ahsoka: I’m sure everything’s fine. Cal’s with him.

Kanan: “Everything’s fine” and “Cal’s with him” don’t usually work together.

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yandere-wishes · 4 months

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In a PERFECT Star Wars AU

Coruscant Guard Officer: You get one phone call.

Grievous: So who should we call?

Anakin and Maul: We'd call Sidious, but we feel safer in jail.

@darlingkairos I think you'll like this. It feeds into your Maul and Vader agenda 🤣💜🤣💜

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tattycoram · 1 month

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Rex: Today I realised I'm old Cody: What happened? Rex: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Fives came running to see if I was ok Cody: Rex: I saw fear in his eyes

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fvck-the-patriarchy · 2 months

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Omega: *aggressively throws pencil at Crosshair*

Crosshair, deadpan: Oh no. I’ve been stabbed. I’ve been impaled.

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batchedzine · 1 year

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Interview with the Marshall Commander of the Corrusant Guard.

Fox: I am a SUCH a morning person! *Camera shows Fox , bags under his eyes, messy hair eating a donut sitting on his desk* It's just that I need a lil' bit of Caff. Without caff I'd die.

-Camera pans out to show the messy office with fire and the other Corries running around as Fox's keeps eating his donut-

Fox: Must we say that I'm addicted to Caff?

-Camera zooms to his serious face-

Fox: Yes.

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gryffindor-jedi · 11 months

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Savage: What do you call a Zabrak who loves to buy things?

Feral: What?

Savage: A Shopping Maul!

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autumnalfallingleaves · 3 months

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Incorrect Star Wars quotes but it's the shit my friends and I have said

Luke, washing dishes

Luke: *drops a mug, thinks there's shards in the sink* Oh SHIT something broke!

Luke:

Luke: Oh, wait, no, that's just celery

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Obi-Wan: That's the worst fucking Bible headcanon I've ever seen

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Kix: Let's get some fucking Punnett squares up in here. I can go all night >:|

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Mace: That was verbal irony, or SARCASM as you might know it

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Han: The thought of being eaten by an Ewok is terrifying.

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Padmé: If I hear you say "meesa" I'm pulling out a rifle

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Anakin: I'm from Tatooine. I know how to drive.

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Fives, to Echo and Rex: You both have imaginations

Echo: Unfortunately.

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Omega: Eugenics is mean :(

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Obi-Wan: He murdered an entire fucking village!!

Padmé: Fuck 'em

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Ezra: You shouldn't make people kill themselves. It's not poggers

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Obi-Wan: The story of my life is "why did I consent to this?"

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Leia, about Luke: You say "so true" and you're talking to a toaster

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Luke: I hope to one day be a fruit that someone wants

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Zeb: If I was a furry-

Zeb: Which I'm NOT

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Tup: *wrapped in a rainbow blanket* I'm a gay burrito!

Dogma: *similarly wrapped up* I'm a homophobic burrito, so watch out

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Hardcase, responding to some scientific thing that Kix said: SSPS. That stands for super-sized... penis schlong...

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