Cody: What’s something you guys are better than Anakin at?
Obi-Wan: Mario Kart.
Rex: Yeah, video games.
Ahsoka: Emotional vulnerability.
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Rex: Today I realised I'm old
Cody: What happened?
Rex: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Fives came running to see if I was ok
Cody:
Rex: I saw fear in his eyes
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Obi-Wan: *gets himself in trouble for the third time this week*
Cody: I can't believe I'm going to sleep with him.
Rex: You don't have to.
Cody: No, I'm gonna.
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Wolffe: I said something I shouldn't have and just ended an amazing relationship.
Cody: Sorry to hear that.
Wolffe: Oh, it wasn't mine.
*Fox and Riyo arguing in the background*
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Rex: I put a wee note in your bag to tell you that I love you.
Y/n:
Y/n: Rex, this is a ten page letter.
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Anakin, after barely pulling off the most reckless, dangerous, idiotic plan of all time: You know you love me.
Rex, on two hours of sleep and 8 cups of coffee, slightly shaking, covered in cuts, scrapes, dirt and some type of mysterious liquid after being tossed off his third wall this week alone: *deep breath* sir, respectfully-
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Rex: do you always deflect personal questions with jokes?
Anakin: do you deflect jokes with personal questions?
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Fives, teaching the newest batch of shinies about their place in the 501st: If you're not in trouble, you're not doing you're job.
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Kanan: Have you heard from Ezra?
Ahsoka: I’m sure everything’s fine. Cal’s with him.
Kanan: “Everything’s fine” and “Cal’s with him” don’t usually work together.
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Anakin: Bye Ahsoka! Bye Obi-Wan! Bye Cody! Bye Rex! Bye Ahsoka!
Obi-Wan: You said ‘bye Ahsoka’ twice.
Anakin: I like Ahsoka.
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Cody: I cut my finger
Obi-wan: I can kiss it so it'll get better
Cody: Does it work?
Obi-wan: Yeah the healers used to do it when I was a kid
*later that day*
Cody: I need you to punch me in the mouth
Wolffe: Fucking finally
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In a PERFECT Star Wars AU
Coruscant Guard Officer: You get one phone call.
Grievous: So who should we call?
Anakin and Maul: We'd call Sidious, but we feel safer in jail.
@darlingkairos I think you'll like this. It feeds into your Maul and Vader agenda 🤣💜🤣💜
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Interview with the Marshall Commander of the Corrusant Guard.
Fox: I am a SUCH a morning person! *Camera shows Fox , bags under his eyes, messy hair eating a donut sitting on his desk* It's just that I need a lil' bit of Caff. Without caff I'd die.
-Camera pans out to show the messy office with fire and the other Corries running around as Fox's keeps eating his donut-
Fox: Must we say that I'm addicted to Caff?
-Camera zooms to his serious face-
Fox: Yes.
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Savage: What do you call a Zabrak who loves to buy things?
Feral: What?
Savage: A Shopping Maul!
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