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faiirybread · 6 months

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i know places ︴aa23

🌷 in which.. the fans aren’t happy, but they are!

pt1!

alex_albon just posted!

God bless America, God bless double points!🫡🇺🇸🦅raaaaahhh!!!!

tagged: danielricciardo, yukitsunoda, yourusernameofficial

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user1 YN?????

user2 great race today, you deserved those points!

user3 ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

user4 GET AWAY FROM HER

user5 MOM NO PLEASE

yourusernameofficial Amazing job today, it was awesome to watch! 💙💙

alex_albon Thank you so much!

user4 BRO GO FOR IT

user6 is yn dating him?

user5 we dont know, all the interactions between them is him liking her post and posting her stage on his story, her going to a race, and now this post

user6 ah ok

user7 NO WAY yourusernameofficial ARE YOU A GLUTEN FREE GIRLIE

yourusernameofficial Yes! I went gluten free because I kept getting muscle injuries, and it’s really helped! 💗

user7 YESSSS SHE IS ONE OF US I LOVE YOU YN

user8 STOP THEY WENT TO TRADER JOES TOGETHER???

user9 THATS WHAT IM SAYINGG LIKE THEY ARE TOGETHER

user10 RAHHH LAND OF THE FREE TO DATE YN YLN

user11 he isnt dating her you bitch.. get out of here

user10 RAHH CANT HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS FREEDOM

user11 why would yn lower herself to him, she knows her worth and he isnt it.

user12 WHATS THAT SOUND?? THE SOUND OF LIBERATION FROM WACKASS KPOP STANS

f1gossip just posted!

recent photos released by korean news site dispatch of yn yln and alex!

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user1 YOUR JOKING

user2 most random couple

user3 yn.. how could you betray us like this 😔

user4 ALEX ALBON WITH THE RIZZZ

user5 wtf are you talking about? this isnt a good thing..

user4 lol what why

user5 yns whole career is on her fans, who shes betraying with this. ive been a fan since she was 16 and to see her grow up to be such a slut is really disappointing.. i wouldnt be surprised if her company terminates her contract

user4 bro wtf are you on about?? shes a fucking human being who is allowed to live and have friends and partners. calling yourself a fan of hers then saying shes a slut is just laughable. your a 40 year old man who became a fan of a 16 year old and cant bear to think that shes not a doll for you to play with. fucking creepy and disgusting.

user6 NUH UH NUH UH

user7 ok but ehy this guy?! yn could literally have anyone in f1 and she chose a guy who cant even win a race??

user8 dude poor alex he does not deserve the crazy kpop stans breathing down his neck

user9 wait theyre kinda cute 🤭

user10 NO THEYRE NOT

ynupdates just posted!

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM SM ENTERTAINMENT:

Hello, this is SM Entertainment. A series of photos were shared today of YN YLN. We cannot confirm or deny the rumors, and request that you give YN privacy and empathy in this time. Thank you.

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user1 what was the point of the statement if theyre not gonna confirm anything 😭

user2 sm this isnt kai and jennie.. williams racing is not gonna post a statement

user3 ok so….

user4 #DROPYN

user5 get tf outta here ‼️

user6 BOOOO

user7 this is how her company responds to alex getting this amount of hate??

user8 unfortunately its really common because of the industry standard that idils stay single/keep their relationships private so this is probably the most we’ll get from sm

user7 really? ive seen some companies do legal action, are they not doing that?

user8 not for alex, only for yn

user7 damn this is gonna be tough for alex then

user9 alex_albon pls see the light this is not worth it

user10 #DROPYN

alexalbon just posted a story!

user1 YES ALEX

user2 thank you for defending her!!

user3 just not a good idea to be around her..

user4 GET OUT GET OUT

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3 songs for the ones I love 💗

Slut!, Teenage Dream, and Mirrorball out now on all platforms 🌷

tagged: smtown, alex_albon

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📌alex_albon WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME ABOUT THESE

yourusernameofficial 🤭 🤭 luv ya babes

alex_albon I LOVE YOU TOO!!! I WILL ALWAYS MAKE IT WORTH IT!!

user1 TEENAGE DREAM IS SO 😭 😭 😭 IM SORRY WE MADE YOU FEEL LIKE THAT YN

user2 are you gonna cancel promos for these too?

alex_albon soz but promos are only for me 😝

user3 bad start dad…

alex_albon sorry kiddo had to say how it is

user4 MIRRORBALL 😭😭😭 YNNIE WERE SO SORRY

user5 slut! is so romantic?? alex how did you do it

pierregasly amazing songs!

yourusernameofficial thank you!!

user6 YN ARE WE GONNA GET MORE PADDOCK CONTENT

yourusernameofficial YES!!!! IM SO EXCITED

user6 OMG OMG OMG PLS ARE YOU GONNA BE IN THE GARAGE??

yourusernameofficial i cant say yet but ill deffo try and meet you guys there!!

user7 she seems so happy with him dude, she never used to respond to comments or anything

landonorris I WANT YOU TO KNOW IM YOUR MIRRORBALL ILL SHOW YOU EVERY VERSION OF YOURSELF TONIGHT

yourusernameofficial 🫶🫶🫶

user8 WE LOVE YOU YN!!!

user9 BLOSSOMS LETS STREAM THESE AND SHOW HER OUR LOVE!!

user10 FLOP #DROPYN

alex_albon waa waa waa 😹😹😹

charlesleclerc16 OUTSOLD 👏 👏 👏

yourusernameofficial thank you charles!!

#f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #f1 #f1 fic #alex albon #alex albon x y/n #alex albon x you #alex albon x reader #alex albon fic #alex albon imagine #📌myfics!

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rzyraffek · 8 months

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Platonic yandere yautja x human child reader

Aww dad yautja😊 I didn't write for yautjas in months!! Hopefully u enjoy it!! Also i used they/them for kid. No tw, only cuteness and wholesome dad figure yautja👹 request open

Dad yautja with human kid

Bro is confused ??? Tf??? Why is there a child here??

He either found them abandoned in middle of nowhere or accidentally killed their perents, by 'accidentaly' i mean ofc he wanted to kill them he just didn't know there was a child nearby and now he feels bad

Kinda finds human pups ugly😭 why are you so smol and loud wtf

Dad!yautja after he kinda adopts y/n he gets too overprotective! Like dude won't leave their side at all, especially when you guys are outside; dude will pick them up and just carry around.

Can't cook to save his life, he kinda set kitchen on fire. And humans cant eat raw meat, so now you are on fruit diet for now (and veggies)

Had this parental instinct to teach them everything, how to shoot, find food, basic self-defence, overall taking good care of themselfs. But he kinda likes that he has to provide for them, it gives him control yknow

When he carries them around everywhere! He acually lets them sit on his shoulders or just hang on his neck😓😍

Cant say no to those cute big eyes! Yes he will let them 'decorate' his armor (with glitter and stickers) and he will let them paint his nails and he will lisen to them gossip about their friends.

If his kid is a little artist and walks up to him and says "papa i drew you!" He does not care that he looks like a lizard nor that they didn't color it perfectly. Dude is purring, picking y/n up and he carries this drawing in pocket everywhere

Other yautjas say that he spoils them, but he disagrees! Your a HUMAN baby, i mean yeah your basically one of yautjas now but!!! Your tiny! And your skin is so squishy!!!

He had to learn how to comb their hair cuz at some point y/n simply refused to cut it (me too lil guy) and he respects them so much he won't just do something against them

Kinda wishes he could understand human body language more

Also about body language i can imagine kid just kinda mimicing yatuja body language and habits. Like dad!yatuja will say "child please go to bed its late" the kid will just angry respond with a hiss👹 "hsssss👽🦎" "?????" If yaujtas had eyebrows, he would rise them

If y/n is a girl, and she has her first period? Dude panics! HUHH WHAT BLOOD??? FROM WHERE!?? UHHHH????

Dude tries to be a perfect father figure, he tries to have similar intrests with his kid so they can connect more, but if y/n is totally not into hunting, collecting, nature themed stuff, Yautja is more than happy to catch up with whatever teens are into this days, but he will judge the hell out of tv shows (if they watch any)

I kinda forgot it suppose to be yandere so it turned out to be just wholesome im so sorry

Understands that kid needs privacy but he will just go invisible mode and lurk in shadows! Like what if somone attacks you??? Or worse! What if you meet some humans that he doenst like??? What if they will tell y/n all lies about what 'bad war crimes' he commited and what 'murderous' his kind is!! Those are lies pls dont lisen to humans

No boy/girlfriends!!! Nuh uh!! Your his little baby you cant go doing all those... things... with some human. ugh! this person probably can't even hunt for you!! Or give you nice treasures!! Or build a pretty nest!! Why would you like them my child?? Look at all those trophies i gathered for all those years! You should stay here!

He loves the fact that he lives in some wild ass jungle and y/n cant leave him due to all those dangers around, plus he loves that y/n will always stay tiny(in comparison obviously) and weak so be basically needs to provide for them! Right???

I used x reader tags ONLY to reach bigger audience

#slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #yandere yautja #yautja headcanon #yautja x reader #yautija #yautja

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journey-to-the-attic · 2 years

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Rereading the line over and over where Levi *knows* the stubborn look IK gives when she's dead set on doing something???? THESE GUYS KNOW THEIR KID IM GOING INSANE

Pacing thinking of more big brother moments with them....

IK is about to doing Something RecklessTM once again and Mammons putting his foot down like "nuh uh. nope. too dangerous." And she gets The Look and it goes something like:

Mammon: "Don't make me do it."

IK: * still Looking *

Mammon: "I'm doin' this for ya own good. IK, you're grounded."

Levi and Asmo: "ooooooooo....."

IKs like "uhh you can't ground me you're mot my dad????" but she still listens anyways because he's giving her his own Look.....

She gives the Look to anyone else and they're all snickering because she's totally gonna do it. Whatever it is, if she's Looking, she'll do it.

Levi is weaker to the Look but if he really thinks it's a bad idea he'll be like "I'll get Mammon. I'll call him right now."

I feel like Satan and Lucifer are also immune to the Look, and will stop her from doing whatever it is if they really think it's a bad idea....although Satan is more willing to be like "go, My Child. do The Thing." Because whatever it is it's probably A. Funny and B. Going to give Lucifer grey hairs

lucifer will try his utmost best to somehow nag ik into changing her mind but deep down he knows it’s not going work. she is Looking. she is Making That Face. she is Going To Do It no matter what he says, so he might as well tag along and make sure she doesn’t get herself injured or something

at some point everyone who’s known ik for long enough will have seen the Look at least once

#answering asks #whensam #lucifer's not capable of changing ik's mind about the thing he's just capable of stopping her from doing it #but sometimes he's just like 'ah fuck whatever' and goes along with it bc it's tiring #mammon's the only one who can REALLY counter the Look but satan is like semi able to do it #meanwhile most of the others either are Looking back ('i'm gonna help you do the thing') or looking away ('i Do Not See the Thing')

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toesuckler · 2 years

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did a homestuck bloodswap 0.0

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morizoras-cave · 4 years

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Persistent (Request)

Marvel cast x f!teen!co-star!reader

Genre: angst-ish, fluff

Request Description: Hellooo! Could you write a all the marvel cast men x teen! reader? Like they all go out to eat and hangout at a mall or something and when she goes in the women’s part of a store while they are all on the men’s side, some creepy dude keeps on hitting on her and like after she tries to politely decline his attempts and stuff rdj and the rest are like nuh uh this ain’t happening lol

Warnings: language, hints at smexual stuff, harassment, persistent asshole

(A/N): this story includes anthony mackie, winston duke, sebastian stan, chris evans, robert downey jr and mark ruffalo. im sorry i didnt include alllll of the marvel dudes, but i just find it hard to cram them all into one fic :((( ALSO sorry if the ending is shitty hgssghsgsh

“You don’t have to bring me with you.”

“It’s too late, we’re bringing you.”

“But-”

“Y/n, you are not spending your birthday alone!”

You and Anthony were bickering like always. There was a short break in filming the next marvel movie, and while many people, including you, were planning on going home for the week, Sebastian, Anthony, Winston, Chris and Tom and arranged a ‘guys night out’, if you will.

You were going to enjoy your birthday that day with your family, but a couple of days before your family had cancelled, because of exams and overloading work. They promised you’d celebrate some other day, but you were still bummed out.

Anyway, Anthony had somehow reluctantly made you admit that you were celebrating alone, and had decided to instead drag you with him and the guys to their ‘night out’.

“I don’t wanna come and just be a bother to everyone,” you mumbled. Anthony sighed and looked at you. He then diverted his eyes back to the road.

“You’re not bothering anyone, N/n.”

“Well, you’re gonna have to cancel your plans to the strip club or whatever you were gonna do!” You stressed. Anthony gasped like a TV mean girl.

“Did you really think we were gonna go to a strip club? Y/n, that’s private business, you don’t do that with your guys.”

“Well, what then?”

The mall, apparently.

You and Anthony both stood with your necks craned to look at the proud and boasting sign, ‘mall of America’. He’d shut up after your question and just parked the car, leading you to stand exactly there, in front of that famous mall.

“You’re gonna go shopping?” you looked at him.

“Yeah, and what about it?”

Before you could start another argument with Anthony, you heard a familiar ‘hey!’ and snapped your head in the direction of the caller. Winston, Sebastian, Chris, Robert and Mark were all gathered together, seemingly waiting for you two.

“Hey, there you are! We were waiting for you,” Chris said with his usual big, dorky smile on his lips. Him and Anthony hugged and then he pulled back to look at you.

“Y/n, you okay with spending your birthday with us?”

“Whatever, man,” was all you could say, making the group burst into laughter.

You would never admit it to Anthony, or any of the others for that matter, but it was actually a lot of fun. You went into many stores for no apparent reason. The guys bought and helped you make a Build-A-Bear, which you named Svenbjorn, and he had a little detective suit and a little bag.

You ate at a Denny’s, where Mark unfortunately, but rather predictably, spilled maple syrup on himself. Then you looked around stores for fancy suits and clothes and gifts for their loved ones. Your mood was brightened, and the guys sure didn’t seem to be displeased that you were there.

“Let’s go in here real quick,” Sebastian had said, and everyone walked with him into the clothing store. You hadn’t actually bought anything that day, so you decided that maybe it wouldn’t hurt to look around a bit.

“I’m gonna go to the women’s section,” you said, pointing to the area at the other end of the store.

“Sure,” Robert waved you off, as him and the others crowded around a blue suit. You rolled your eyes and bounded off to the women’s area.

Your eyes found a pretty yellow shirt hanging on a rack near the back. You quickly made your way to it, standing and admiring it, checking the fabric and the price.

“Hey, babygirl,” a cocky voice sounded beside you. You turned your head to see a boy around your age, an ugly smirk on his lips. His words almost made you vomit the Denny’s pancakes you’d just eaten, but you shook off the feeling.

“Uh, hey,” you mumbled, turning back to the shirt. Now you fiddled with it nervously.

“What’s a pretty girl like you doing here alone, huh?” his voice was strangely predatory, something about it just didn’t sit right with you. It made you feel alerted and uncomfortable.

“Looking at shirts..”

“I bet you’d look good in this one,” he said. You didn’t have to look to know he’d found some sheer-ass, see through, titty exposer. You did however peep, and, yes.. You were right.

“Look, I’m not interested,” you sighed.

“That’s too bad, girlie, I could make you feel real good.”

You scrunched up your nose in disgust. Your fingers gave up their grasp on the shirt, deciding that it would be best to just get out of there. The sound of your boots hitting the shiny floor sounded, as you began padding away.

“Hey, wait, where are you going?” you heard him walking behind you, the action of persistence making your heartbeat speed up. You were now panicking.

“Hey! Why are you following her?” you breathed out in relief. Winston was standing not too far away, Sebastian and Anthony behind him. He had lowered his voice to sound more threatening, which you normally would laugh at, but considering the situation, you were pretty relieved he did it.

All the three men looked pretty damn angry. You didn’t know how much of the conversation they’d heard, but obviously enough. Hearing another set of boots, you snapped your head to see Chris, Mark and Robert jogging towards the scene. You made eye contact with Chris, who furrowed his brows in confusion.

The boy was now looking at the six angry and buff men, swallowing fearfully. He was shaking and surely starting to sweat. You smirked. Asshole. You walked over to stand between Sebastian and Chris.

“Are you okay?” they both murmured, searching your eyes worriedly. The fact that they were so protective of you made you smile a bit. Although, the thought that you needed several men with you to the mall to protect you kind of sucked.

“I’m alright,” you said. Meanwhile, Winston, Anthony and Robert were approaching the kid with disapproving looks.

“Didn’t your mom ever tell you to respect women? Huh?”

“What’s your issue, kid? You had such a big mouth just a moment ago?”

“Don’t ever talk to any woman like that ever again, you hear me?”

They didn’t even touch him, just the anger and seriousness in their voices and on their faces was enough to get the message into the kids head. He nodded, breath shaking. Then, he dashed off between Winston and Anthony, running out of the store, like a dog with its tail between its hind legs.

When the other three turned back to you, they were still angry.

“I can’t believe him! I can’t believe that asshole!” Anthony muttered, disbelief ridden in his voice. Winston had grown softer, looking down at you in concern.

“Are you okay, N/n? He didn’t touch you, did he?” You could tell he was actually worried.

“No, no, nothing like that. It’s okay, guys, it really wasn’t that serious,” you explained, wanting them to calm down. You couldn’t be the reason why their ‘guys night’ was ruined.

“Not that serious? Y/n, he wasn’t backing off when you told him to!” Robert seemed even angrier that you were denying the severity of the issue. You just shrugged.

“This kind of stuff happens all the time, this time I just had you guys with me,” you explained. By the looks on their faces, that wasn’t the most reassuring answer. In fact, even Chris and Sebastian and Mark (the sweetest human being ever, theoretically incapable of feeling anger) were angry now, scoffing.

“That’s not- That’s-” Chris put his hands on his hips like an angry mom. Sebastian squeezed your shoulder, making you look at him, to see his jaw clenched.

“Y/n, if that ever happens to you, no matter how big or small, just call us, please,” Anthony said, eyes catching yours to express how serious he was. You nodded. “I mean that shit.”

“Yeah, yeah, I’ll call you.”

There was a moment of silence where everyone just basked in their anger, before Mark spoke up.

“Hey, how about we just continue as planned and go watch a movie at the cinema?”

Reluctantly, everyone started walking to the cinema. You noticed how your walking formation had changed, almost caging you in, protecting you. Although you, Mark and Winston kept a pretty solid conversation, you couldn’t help but overhear the other’s talking about how angry they still were. Of course, they had every right to.

The night turned out alright again, as they slowly shook off their anger. The movie was great, and it created something new to talk about other than the ‘disrespectful little shit from earlier’.

When Anthony drove you both back to the hotel you were both staying at, he had another serious conversation with you. He talked about staying safe and keeping a backup weapon and such.

He wasn’t usually serious, so you listened carefully. You were thankful that they had been there that day. So were they. And from that day on they all were a little bit more protective with you - whether it was in interviews or just in daily life - they kept you close and was always slightly suspicious of anyone talking to you.

It meant a lot to you, and you thanked them, both for their protection, for an awesome birthday, and for one bitchin’ build-a-bear :)

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Tag List:

@hera-the-writer @marvel-madness @40srogcrs @whatthefuckimbisexual @snarky–starky @garbage-potato @eviemarvel @lozzypoz321 @allthecreativeonesaretaken @missamericana713 @rororo06 @shady80smusicsingercolor @ireadfanficforfun

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isa-ghost · 3 years

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Hooby Heeby Time to Watch Mandela Catalogue

THINK

Ah fuck me this weird grainy TTS voice shit always spooks me

But in that way yall JSE followers usually see me being horny for Anti. Its that Good Spooky

Hold the fuck up I gotta grab me some chips n dip we strappin in

OOH WE DOIN SOME DOPPELGANGER SHIT, POGGERS

Tag urself I’m bighead man in the middle

TELL an authority member about your encounter. Hm no I dont think I will, we’re gonna be besties and do crime

Identify the class type?? Ok so this is some SCP shit now

...Wait I’m thinking of Anti bc of that oh.

THE WAY I CRACKED THE FUCK UP AT “KILL YOURSELF” I WASNT EXPECTING THAT LMAOOO

NAH. NAH THAT FACE AT 2:22 IS STRAIGHT UP JUST SOME WALTEN FILES SHIT NAH. I SEE YOU

Type 3: Slender Man

hey not to be rude but fuck that thing in the corner he needs to make like socialism and distribute that tall equally. to me. give me some tall

VOL 1

Gotta say, the patriotic music in the background of this urgent emergency broadcast message is really fucking funny to me

Can’t use psychological warfare on me if I do it to myself already *that What meme music plays as the camera freezes on my dumb face*

T.H.I.N.K. THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TEW OF US /spits into bucket

Oh fuck yeah we in that analog horror babieeee

Idk Victim 2 kinda hot

Cesar huh 😏

Cesar haunted house poggies

Am I gonna regret jokingly simping

MICHAEL JACKSON??

OH NO GIRL THAT STUTTER BEFORE THE CALL CONTINUED SOUNDED LIKE THAT FREAKY AUDIO FROM THE WALTEN FILES THAT I WAS YELLING ABOUT A WHILE BACK

I have decided I do not like the stairway cam

New gender unlocked: Suddenly Open Door

O NO CESAR TURNED INTO A FOOTPRINT

“It followed me home, Cesar”

Me, chugging my flavored water rn:

I DONT WANT YOUR PRESENT UNLESS ITS A SEXY DEMON OC I CAN SIMP FOR

...I was mindin my business watching and my Discord crashed. When I paused my Discord came back and as soon as I unpaused MC again it crashed again. Hm.

WAIT WHO LAUGHIN LIKE THAT ITS KINDA SEXY 😳

You cant give me unhinged man laughter I just simp

UH OH! YOU MADE A SERIOUS FUCKY W U C K Y. NOW YOU HAVE TO GO IN the forever box.

When am I gonna stop memeing and start shitting in fear

HEY WHATS WITH AO ONI FACE ASS, NUH UH FUCK YOU BRO

But nobody came :)

HEHE ITS THE FUNNY TTS VOICE IN THOSE MEMES

When the caller has an emergency, contact the weewoo wagon

OH MY MANS CAN HOLD A LOW NOTE GO TTS MAN GO

Do not help a caller reporting an alternate encounter?? Bitch that sounds like something that should be your job. >America moment 🙄

“Nothing is worth the wait, nothing is worth the wait” Oh hello that’s getting saved as an idea for my OC shit later

Toddler stress responses?? Oh we in some psychology now, this my major :00 *waits for the horrific shit to happen*

I THOUGHT THE CLICK BETWEEN THE AUDIO PLAYING AND RECORDING RESPONSE TIME WAS A GUN COCKING FLAKSDF DONT SHOOT THE BABY

SHEEPIES :D

There’s a man in the closet? Its 2021, let him come out. He’s valid

Gonna be real with you I paused here for at least 10 min bc my streamer distracted me with a fart video

*sees hooded smiling man* *and then goes to sleep the end!!!!* HM YEP THATS NOT BAD AT ALL

iM SORRY BUT HOODED MANS EYES LOOK GOOFY ASF IM DYIN HIS SUDDEN APPEARANCE COULDNT SCARE ME

Why he look like a drug addict tho. He want sum crack

Curse my Gen Z humor, this is literally so funny to me and for what

OVERTHRONE

OH HEY ITS THE FAITH GAME TTS GUY WASUP DUDE

Hm that whispering’s not very pogchamp

WELL THATS A WHACK ASS MOOD CHANGE END CARD

INTRUDER ALERT

Who is this man, he looks like he did a crime

This TTS voice sounds like a Karen

Me coping with the creepy baby crying by focusing on how that saturated af pic of the crib makes it look like the blanket is just a giant slice of cheddar cheese:

Wtf is this music >_>

Yeah no I expected the hanging whoop there it is

GOD NO I HATE THIS EMERGENCY BLOOPING BECAUSE AS A KID I WAS TERRIFIED OF TORNADOES AND IT’D SCREECH ON THE TV WHEN SHIT GOT RLLY BAD

OVER 3000 CHILDREN MISSING W H A T

Okay how does all of this stuff connect bc I’m gettin interested and my crackhead hours are winding down

M.A.D

Okay the man in the corner boutta catch these fuckin hands

I am ironically so tired after the busy day I had I s2g I’m gonna pass out soon and some weird shit’s gonna go down in my dreams wish me luck

#mandela catalogue #Isa Liveblogs #idk guess thats a tag now #only other thing ive liveblogged is Sean's Undertale playthrough and NITW tho #tw disturbing imagery #JUST IN CASE #long post

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hikari-writes · 4 years

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『Boku No Hero Academia』

General Oneshot

❝ Broken Feelings, Drunken Nights ❞

Pairing: Bakugo Katsuki & Todoroki Shoto

Warning: Lots, and I mean, LOTS of swearing

Genre: General

Words: 1.1k

Note;

(f/d)= favourite dish

Quirkless AU!

Bar AU!

Bakugou is the manager + the cook and Todoroki is (possibly the only) bartender

I might have had a little bit of fun with this? 🥺🥺 Am I gonna make this au a thing? Lol, probably? But if I did, poor baku and todo are just there like, looking at y/n getting hooked up with another guy skksks and i know absolutely NOTHING about bars and stuff so RIP

"Let's play a little game, eh?"

Monoma suddenly suggested, raising his glass of cocktail a bit. You and Kendo look at him in confusion. This can't be good, Kendo thought.

"Yeah, right. Whatever it is, you're drunk and need to stop. I bet what you had in mind is just gonna worsen Y/N's mood."

Kendo scoots closer to you in an attempt to protect you.

Your flushed face is already indicating you had too much to drink. Well, I mean, it's only natural after you've been cheated and dumped by your boyfriend. These two friends of yours are just accompanying you like the good friends they are. (Minus Monoma please. He's just there to mess you up more.)

"AAH?! You think I'm scared?! Come at me, ya lil' piece o' shit!"

Your drunk self is clearly not taking any of his shit and decides to accept his challenge, or game, I guess. You stand up from your seat and are quickly stopped by Kendo who grabs your shoulder and sits you back down.

"Y/N, NO. Don't!"

Kendo desperately tries to calm you down while Monoma cackles loudly behind her. Good thing you three are like the only customers at the bar.

This bar is your favourite place to hang out at. You're not that frequent to the point you get all friendly with the bartender or something. No, you just like how peaceful and calming the place is. When you aren't drunk, you would definitely enjoy the atmosphere but when you are, well...let's just say you're the reason the peace is destroyed.

The bartender and the manager are pretty quiet and reserved people. If anyone caused a ruckus, the manager, or Bakugou as his name tag shows, would kick them out the bar. Like, literally.

Consider yourself lucky that he never kicked you out just because he understands the only reason you would be a peace destroyer in his bar is when a certain headache called Monoma is with you.

"Now, now. This is a pretty interesting game. I'm sure this would help you get over your heartbreak."

Monoma leans in closer and whispers to the two of you while constantly glancing at the bartender and Bakugou who's busy doing their job.

"Y/N, you saw that bartender, right?"

Monoma asks and points to the bartender. You look over your shoulder and stare a bit at him.

The heterochromatic bartender with dual coloured hair. He has unbelievably handsome and outstanding features. When you first saw him, you thought that he's definitely a ladykiller. But looking at his reserved personality, that idea was completely thrown out the window.

"Yea, I'm not blind, dumbass. What 'bout 'im?"

You turn to Monoma again. He smirks and Kendo sweats.

"Oh no."

She thought.

"Well, why don't you try asking him out? And if you succeed, I'll pay for your drinks AND, if you did well enough, as a bonus, I'll go beat up your ex-boyfriend for you. How bout it?"

"NO. NEVER. NUH-UH! You can't! If you want someone to pay for your drinks, I will do it and even without asking, I'll beat the crap out of your ex-boyfriend so DO NOT play this stupid game, Y/N."

Kendo shoves Monoma away and turns to you with a very serious expression. You heave a sigh and turn away from her, facing the handsome bartender or as the name tag suggests, Todoroki.

"Hey, handsome, may I get a glass of water, please?"

You could almost hear Kendo screeching internally and Monoma laughing the….Monoma laugh.

Yes, you just intentionally slip in a compliment that could also be considered as you hitting on him but no, you aren't doing it because of stupid Monoma's game. You barely look interested and what's more, you're asking for water, which indicates that you want to stop drinking and get back home.

Another thing to note, Todoroki totally looks unfazed by your sudden compliment. He's definitely used to it.

"I ain't interested in creating any problem. I might be drunk but I'm not crazy yet. Aight, time to wrap up this session of shitty 'letting out your pent-up feelings' and go home."

"Here you go, beautiful."

Todoroki calmly says and hands you a glass of water.

You whip your head at him, your eyes wide. You didn't expect him to return your compliment. His face is as cool as ever, as if he never called you 'beautiful' just now.

You shrugged it off as you mishearing him but when you turn to Monoma and Kendo, they both look as shocked as you do just moments ago.

Monoma mouths a,

"Did he just call you beautiful?"

And Kendo just nods slowly.

The three of you took a glance at him again but he just gets back to his work like normal.

Silence fell over the place. You three are shocked and honestly just perplexed at the situation. Not knowing what to do, the silence became a bit overbearing for you.

"Finally done with your ruckus?"

You look up to see the manager, Bakugou, glaring down at you. This makes you jump a bit in your seat but your attention is quickly diverted as soon as you see a plate of (f/d) that he's holding.

He places it down in front of you. You look at him in confusion. You didn't order any dish. He gives an exasperated sigh when he sees your confused state.

"That's just a leftover I made. No need to pay. It's on the house."

With that, he went back to doing whatever he was doing before, leaving you more and more baffled by the sudden…'kindness' (you presume) that's been shown to you by these two bar workers.

Todoroki's sudden tap on your shoulder snaps you out of your thoughts and you turn to him. He leans in a bit and whispers into your ear.

"The manager once said that a warm homemade dish made only with intentions of cheering up someone can actually warm their heart and chase away their sadness."

He then sends you a small smile, something that you could never actually think of seeing, before retreating back and continuing his work.

You look at Bakugou once again. He still looks as grumpy and angry as ever but after what Todoroki had said, you somehow can't help but to see him as something much softer. You look at the (f/d) in front of you. The warmth that it's giving is definitely not from any leftover, that's for sure.

You smile to yourself. Seems like you need to visit this bar more often, whether when you're stressed or not.

Meanwhile in the background, Monoma heaves a heavy sigh and takes another sip of his cocktail.

"Well, seems like I need to add 'beat up Y/N's ex-boyfriend' in my schedule for this week."

"And don't forget to pay for her drinks too."

Kendo says with a chuckle, sipping her own glass of alcohol all the while.

A/n: yes, no actual romance involved sksksks I'm sorryyyy but this is what came out of my brain at 1 am 🙈🙈🙈🙈

#boku no hero academia todoroki #boku no hero academia #boku no hero academia bakugou #todoroki x reader #bnha todoroki #mha todoroki #todoroki shoto x reader #todoroki shoto #bakugou katsuki #bakugou x reader #bakugou katsuki x reader #my hero academia #bnha bakugou #mha bakugou #bakugou x reader x todoroki #⋆ the golden lion

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byuniieo · 4 years

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my nerdy princess

pairing: na jaemin x reader

genre: highschool!au F

word count: 1859 words

.🍂

You remember the first day you met Jaemin, It was in the middle of winter in the neighborhood park right after the first snow. You remember his pink cheeks and the beige scarf wrapped around his neck almost swallowing him in its warmth.

You remember when he ran up to you because he liked your red scarf and your Winnie the Pooh coat. He grabbed your gloved hand and dashed with you all around the park.

Maybe you’re quieter, nerdy and a lot more shy than other kids but to him you were his red princess. He gave you that name after he realized how red your cheeks turned when you got shy.

Obviously you got used to him and his unexpected actions. He was the total opposite of you but despite being opposites you guys got along well and shared many interests and had quite a lot of similarities.

Growing up he stayed by your side and you by his. He helped you grow out of your small shell and made you feel accepted and beautiful. Like his actual princess.

You had always helped him when he fell or got hurt, you’d keep him out of trouble and give him cuddles when he was feeling down.

You guys had sleepovers, play dates or lunch. Sometimes he even stayed over for dinner. Sometimes he would just come over to sit down and watch movies with you, and when you were sad he would come over and stay by your side.

In middle school you remember always being asked if Jaemin was your boyfriend. Both your parents joked about it a lot because he was always very protective of you and always wanted to see you but it wasn’t true. In fact, you weren’t even sure if he liked you and you for sure started to question whether you liked him or not.

He would always look for you, even when he had his girlfriends or when he had his bros hanging out with him, he’d always make time for you.

When you entered high school, you started becoming more “nerdy” and spent most of your time in the library studying or just staying there to rest and read a book. Even then he’d go and find you in the library and tease you by calling you “nerd” yet he’d always join you. You would sit at one of the tables to read your book or study while he’s playing video games beside you.

Sometimes he’d even read with you, but he respected your silence nonetheless.

You would go to his sport games, tag along with him to gaming cafes, and sometimes you’d go skating with him. You enjoyed your time with him just as much as he did with you, You liked making time for him and enjoyed spending most of your time with him.

Everything you had was just as much his and vice versa.

.🍂

“Na Jaemin!”

“Woah! Would you look at that? I have to go... and hide” Jaemin scratches his head and turns around in an attempt to hide behind his taller classmates in order to be unnoticed by the small raging human stomping his way.

“Nuh-uh.” You reach for his wrist before he can even try to run, turning him around and reaching for his ear you pull him the other way. You heard Jaemin’s friends whistles and howls as you pulled him through the school hallways. Jaemin obviously not liking the attention sent them a glare before flipping them off in the process of being dragged by the ear.

“Y/N, Princess!! You’re hurting me!” You feel his hand wrap around your wrist in an attempt to loosen your hold. His hands are way bigger than yours but he knows his strength and doesn’t apply too much pressure. Neither does he attempt to pull your hand away because let's be honest that’ll just hurt him more.

This is your Na Jaemin. The boy of every girl’s dreams, sadly you’re best friend and walking nightmare. Normally your friendship is full of laughter and bright smiles but Jaemin forgot to finish his part of the project that’s due by the end of the day and there’s no way, absolutely no way you’re gonna let this boy ruin your chances of passing this semester.

“Don’t call me that,” You stop and turn to meet his brown eyes and lower your hand from his ear, “You said you were going to finish your part of the project before class started but no obviously you haven’t.” Folding your arms on your chest you walk ahead of him knowing he’ll follow behind.

“Scientifically we have a couple more hours till due time, so how about we just hang out during the meantime..?” He sends you a sly smile and a playful wink.

You glare at him, “We only have till 9 to finish it and turn it in but your dumb ass didn’t finish one single page of what was needed from you in order to have it as a passing grade.”

Your fast small steps take you closer to the library not far from your school. Classes had just ended but your teacher gave your class extra time to revise and fix any errors and turn it in by 9PM to get it graded and depending on if it was turned in late or incomplete, there will be points docked off.

“Relax, We have time. It’s almost 5.” His hand reaches to ruffle your hair bringing himself to walk ahead of you leading you in the direction of the library.

“Don’t ruffle my hair,” Your hands reach up to pat down your hair as you watch him turn around and flawlessly walk backwards so that you can see him. “You’re gonna fall” Your words come out in a small mumble knowing Jaemin will tease you if he hears you worry for him. Which is exactly what happens.

“What’s that? Couldn’t hear you? Did our princess just worry for me?” He stopped in his tracks and tilted his head towards you to meet your gaze.

Abruptly stopping in your tracks, you clutch the straps of your bag and lift your gaze and meet his eyes. There's light dancing in them, colors of mischief and happiness, they're not empty or sad, they're full of colors and shades. Slowly your eyes travel to his eyelashes, his brows, his nose, the apple of his cheeks and slowly but surely his lips. You watch them stretch into a smirk and that's when your eyes snap back to meet his eyes.

“I said I hope you fall” You arm stretches out to push him lightly at his chest, “Hurry lets go you're wasting time”

Walking around him your mind clouded with so many thoughts, ‘Did he see me staring at his lips? Why are they so pretty? Why was I so attracted to him? This shouldn’t be happening’.

You failed to realize he was looking back at you.

.🍂

“I'm done!! Can we go now?” He looks up from his laptop rested on the table separating the two of you. He came in view with your sleeping form. Your head rests between your arms, you are flushed cheeks poking through the hair sprawled across your face. Your hands hidden in the depth and warmth of your sleeves, the hood of your hood slightly sliding off the top of your head.

His smile grows wider remembering the nights you guys slept together as children. He’s your childhood friend, Your best friend. The one that held your hand when you were scared, The one that protected you from bullies, and the one who gave you his jackets and hand warmers on winter school days. He packs up his things and gathers up your books and textbooks, placing them back in their places before squatting down beside your chair gently moving your hair behind your ear.

“Y/n.. Wake up, we can go now.” He gently pats your arm, watching you slowly open your eyes he stands up silently waiting for you to wake up from your small sleep.

“What time is it? Did you finish it? Did you turn it in?” You rub your eyes and look up at him while patting your hair down before covering it with your hoodie.

“It's 7. I did finish and yes, I turned it in. That's what you ask me as you wake up?” He raises his eyebrow and shrugs off his jean jacket before swinging his bag over his shoulder. “How about you ask me, ‘Oppa You worked hard, how about we go eat something at the cafe down the street?’” His voice raising a couple octaves higher in an attempt to mimic your voice, he places his jacket on your head before putting his hand on his stomach adding a small pout in the end.

You roll your eyes and pull his jacket over your hoodie while standing up, “I'm not going to call you oppa. Thank you for finishing your part of the project, I'll pay for your food as a thank you and then we're going home, okay?”

As you look up at him you realized you can't get out because where you decided to sit was almost like a booth and your only way to get out was through where Jaemin is currently blocking your way. Unless you go under or over the table but that's besides the point.

“Uh s’cuze me Jaemin. Let me get through so we can get there early.” You look down and start to fiddle with your fingers as you feel his strong gaze on you. “Uhm,. Jaem-”

“How about we make it a date? and I pay for it instead?” He tilts his head and you swear your face couldn’t have gotten any redder than a tomato.

“Huh? Wait, What?” You stumble on your words as you look up from your hands.

“Let me take you out on a date?” He comes closer to you, obviously you in your flustered state steps back.

“A date? Like we go out? Like how we have always done after studying? ” Your head tilts to the side as you curiously watch his next move while subtly moving backwards.

“Yeah but instead you come as my girlfriend” He reaches for your hand and pulls you out of your seat.

“Aye Na Jaemin if you’re messing with me i’m gonna tell auntie that you’re being a bully” You glare up at him and slap his chest with your other hand.

“No! I'm being serious! Be mine. My princess.” He grabs your other hand on his chest and holds it in place. “Only mine”

He leans down meeting your lips, softly applying pressure on your lips, slowly dancing along with his own. His hands moving your hands up over his shoulders and his own arms feeling their way down to your waist.

The sunset making its way through the squared windows giving the library a glow of an orange hue. Sun rays cascading down on the rows of bookshelves and the desks. Everything looks and feels so ethereal and angelic.

With him you’re safe. Your Na Jaemin.

.🍂

a/n: sorry it took me so long to post it was saved in our drafts for the longest of times, im just the queen of procrastination and think my work is absolute garbage and have low self esteem.

n e ways i hope y’all liked/enjoyed it >.<

expect more (but not soon bc i procrastinate) luv ya’ll

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i-do-ships-and-stuff · 5 years

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Hey, so I requested this to another blog some time ago but wanted to see your rendition of it (if that's okay) "Tuffnut x a new dragon rider reader that after a couple weeks in the group the others realise she gets very shy when they're all together so thus begins a competition for who can figure out who's the reader crush is first, maybe they're all betting on someone else (like Hiccup) and are surprised after they find out the truth? Thank you in advance!" (Race To The Edge "time" please)

A Crush on Tuffnut

Word Count:1,626

Nothing was more peaceful to you than watching the sun set. And there was nowhere better to do it than on one of the tallest hills Berk had to offer. At the top was a beautiful clearing with tall, green grass that flowed in the wind. There wasn’t a tree in sight to block the view. This was, in your opinion, the best stop on the island.

This is, until about a week ago when Snotlout followed you up there and then told the rest of the team about it. Now they invaded your space whenever they got the chance.

“Tag, you’re it!”

“Nuh uh! You’re it!”

You watched in awe as Snotlout and Fishlegs chased each other around on the hilltop. It always amazed you how incredibly childish they could be, especially before going on such a dangerous mission.

The team, headed by Hiccup and Toothless, were always traveling to small, well known islands around Berk to see if there were anymore dragons to be salvaged, but this was different. Hiccup had become anxious when less and less dragons turned up so he decided that the team would venture further than ever. They would be traveling along unmapped sea.

Trying to distract yourself from the idea of the team going on a mission was working well. You could have watched Snotlout fight Fishlegs on this hilltop forever if you didn’t have to leave soon. Before the sun set you had to go feed the training dragons.

Hiccup’s voice caused you to jerk your head away from the wrestling boys.

“Hey, Y/n! What’s going on over here?” He asked as he hiked up the last bit of of hill before reaching your position. When he saw the pair he visibly regretted asking.

“Yeah. Not much to look at here.” You said. “They are right in front of the sun.”

“Uh, right,” Hiccup began. “Anyway, we’ve been preparing for this journey for days and Astrid and I were thinking… your training has been phenomenal. You’re able to make any dragon trust you so quickly, we were wondering if maybe… I don’t know…”

“We want you to join us!” Astrid finally said as she appeared from behind you, Stormfly following close behind.

At first you weren’t sure they were serious. You were in the most recent group of trainees. Why wouldn’t they just pick someone more advanced?

“Me? Join you all on a real mission? You have to be kidding?” You tried to look uninterested, just in case it was all a joke.

Astrid and Hiccup looked confused.

“Astrid is telling the truth, Y/n. You’ve got some serious talent. And plus everyone on the team loves you!”

Usually a compliment like that would give you wings, but knowing that Tuffnut was one of the team members made you feel shaky.

Sure they do, you thought to yourself. Everyone except Tuffnut.

You couldn’t deny that Tuffnut made you really happy. He was funny, kind and brave. Sure, he was goofy and different, but that didn’t change your feelings for him.

It was then you realized why you couldn’t join the team for this mission, no matter how badly you wanted to; every time you looked at Tuffnut you became so overwhelmed by your crush you would forget where you were. How was that possibly going to work if you were on an actual mission together?

Finally, you answered. “You know what, Hiccup? I’ll think about it.”

He smiled at your words. “Perfect! Just let me know by tomorrow night.” He said, patting Toothless’s head. “Toothless, you hungry, boy?”

Hiccup began to lift a heavy basket of fish off of Toothless’s back when suddenly Astrid and Hiccup turned their heads and cupped their hands behind their ears.

“What do you hear?” You asked them.

They didn’t even need to answer. You only had to hear one, overused sentence to know who was coming up the hillside.

“Shut up, Ruffknuckles!”

There was only one person you knew who called his twin sister “Ruffknuckles”.

“Whatever, Tuffnut.” Ruffnut mumbled.

As they appeared from the tall grass you felt your hands beginning to sweat and your breath caught in your throat. You tried to look normal, but on the inside your anxiety climbed higher and higher.

Hiccup and Toothless rolled their eyes as the watched the twins bicker.

“Time for your snack, Toothless. You earned it! Oh, Y/n. We’re gonna eat dinner by the beach tonight just after the sun sets. Want to join us there later?” Hiccup asked as he patted Toothless who sat happily, already gnawing away at a fish bone.

Suddenly your attention was back on Hiccup. You had to keep yourself from squealing. You couldn’t believe it. Hiccup, the first dragon rider, leader of the first team of dragon riders and the Chief’s son just invited you to have dinner with him and his dragon.

“Absolutely! I’ll be there!” You shrieked. Your excitement was through the roof and you hoped you didn’t look too embarrassing. That’s when you remembered Tuffnut. He was still there, probably watching you and you knew you had to leave before he saw your cherry red face.

Hey, at least no one else would be at dinner. You could relax with Hiccup and Toothless alone.

“But, I got to go. Um.. because I have to… I have to… OH! I have to go dragons the feed. No, I mean… Feed the dragons! I have to feed the dragons, so I’ll see you later.” You stammered horribly as you spoke, then you ran down the hill, hoping no one saw you trip on the way.

The team unfortunately noticed your nervousness and they began to speculate immedietly.

Snotlout was the first to speak.

“Hey, what up with her?” He asked just before Fishlegs landed the final blow on his jaw.

“What’s up with who ?” Fishlegs replied as he shook his fist, trying to relieve some pain.

Ruffnut snorted. “Y/n was acting weird, you idiot! She was all ‘um this’ and ‘um that’. Then she ran away. Don’t you ever pay attention?”

Astrid chuckled as she walked toward the rest of the group. “Did you see her face? It was getting red. My guess is she has a crush.”

Hiccup disagreed. “Y/n’s always weird, isn’t she? I mean, for us to like her she has to be weird.”

His reply made Fishlegs smile. “Oh, I see.” He began, still fiddling with his injured hand. “Y/n has a crush on Hiccup. That’s why he’s trying to make us think she doesn’t have a crush! It’s textbook.”

Hiccup groaned and looked to Astrid for help.

“I think it’s you, Fishlegs.” She joked, causing Fishlegs to turn red with discomfort.

“You’re all narfed!” Snotlout roared. “Can’t you see? The evidence is clearer than ever. Y/n is totally crushing on me!” His face split into a smile and his crossed his arms confidently.

The team turned to face Ruffnut after they heard her giggling, apparently to herself.

“What are you thinking, Ruff?” Astrid asked.

She chuckled as she spoke. “I was trying to think who she might have a crush on, and I thought Tuffnut. But then I remembered that he’s ugly, so That couldn’t be it. And then I started laughing.”

Tuffnut punched his sister’s arm. “I’m ugly? I’m not the one with yarn for hair!” He countered.

…

“Hey, Y/n! Over here!” You hear Hiccup shout from around a boulder.

Excited to finally be done with your chores, you jog around the corner, expecting to see Hiccup and Toothless eating alone.

Instead, you find the entire team and their dragons sitting around a fire and cooking a chicken(at least it was chickens and not fish again).

You didn’t understand. Hiccup asked you to eat dinner with him. Not the entire team. And especially not with Tuffnut.

“Hey! It’s Y/n!” Cried Tuffnut.

The rest of the group made welcoming sounds, none of which you could make out.

“Hiccup, I thought it was just you and me,” you began. “You said ‘do you want to have dinner with us’.”

“Yea. Us, meaning the team.” Hiccup said, slowly turning the chicken over the bonfire.

Your stomach formed a knot and you felt yourself tense. “Oh... Im so sorry to leave so fast but-“

“You’re leaving?” Tuffnut interrupted you. “We were talking about the mission. Come on, you have to stay.”

Ruffnut agreed. “Yea. You’re like one of us now.”

You wished you could diasapear. “I… I guess so…” you stuttered before slowly walking to the fire and sitting as far away from Tuffnut as you could.

No one spoke for a minute and the knot in your stomach tightened. The team exchanged looks that you couldn’t translate. Finally, you got the courage to speak.

“Alright guys, what’s up. First you say you want me to stay and now you’re all so quiet.”

Astrid sighed. “Okay. We should tell her. Y/n, you’ve been acting strange lately. And so we thought…”

“You thought.” Hiccup corrected her.

“Alright, fine! I thought it was because you maybe had a crush on someone in the group.”

What she said should have made you panic and run away. Instead, you felt better, happy that someone finally understood.

“I- I do.” You admitted.

The team gasped, almost in unison.

“It’s me, isn’t it?” Snotlout suggested.

“No, Snotlout. I’m sorry. I’m actually… I kind of like Tuffnut.” You tried to sound confiedent, but you definitely mumbled the last few words.

Again, gasps erupted from the team. You heard them speaking all at once, not sure who was saying what.

“No way!”

“I had no idea!”

“That’s new!”

“Ew, he’s ugly!”

You were pretty sure that last one was Ruffnut.

You tried not to look in his eyes, but he was adamant about getting your attention.

“Y/n,” he began, reaching over to touch your shoulder. “I like you too. Not like a friend. Like… a crush.”

At last, you felt calm. It wasn’t one sided, thank God. You could look at him again.

“You do?”

“Yea,” He said. “I do.”

I hope you enjoyed. This was so much fun to write!

#fanfiction #request #come request #x reader #y/n #dragons #astrid #hiccup #how to train your dragon #Ruffnut and Tuffnut #tuffnut #tuffnut x reader #httyd #httyd rtte #race to the edge #toothless #zippleback #beach #chicken dinner

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pinkykitten · 5 years

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To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before Headcanons

To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

Warning: did not re-read srry

Requested: By @mega-trash-cringe To all the boys I’ve loved before head cannons?

Authors Note: i was gonna add lara jean but i didnt so if u would like her (i only do her with male) headcanon or anything fic related pls request i will write it! did u guys see the news for tatbilb 2? they r gonna add jordan fisher which i love he was in like the other casting of hamilton but he sings so good and i just love him. then they r also adding ROSS BUTLER OHMYGODIMSCREAMINGIMSOEXCITED!!!!! like if yall know he is one of my bbys i love 13 reasons why and i love everyone from there and he is just such a sweetheart <3<3<3 this is a bit long especially peter’s part so enjoy!

Peter Kavinsky

first off your guys relationship is real

you met when you um...fell face first in front of everyone on the track court (lol i hope thats what its called cuz like girl my school was CHEAP we didnt have anything like that)

he was like your knight in shining armor

“whoa whoa whoa (gotta add those whoas) you okay there y/n”

now since that day you two are inseparable

legit are COUPLES GOALS

piggyback rides™

like whenever you feel way too tired to walk or anything (cuz ur lazy like moi) he literally will pick you up like you dont way a thing and put you on his back

you also trying to get him on your back but you fail miserably and you two end up laughing so hard

you two sharing a shake or something at the cafe

if there is a song he likes or you like he will be the one to say “lets dance”

you of course refuse cause you’re shy and there are legit people trying to eat

“c’mon girl you gotta dance with me”

almost like begging

finally give in and you two will start dancing in front of everyone

standing on his toes while you two dance

nicknames

will pick you up from school or literally anywhere

COUPLES BRACELETS

that boi never takes it offfff, like never

tells you everyday how beautiful you are

even without makeup and you are full of acne and look like you just got ran over he will kiss all your pimples all over your face and tell you how cute you are and how much he loves you both ways

he legit is a sweetheart icanttakeit

taking long trips into town or across town to your favorite stores

already knows what songs you like and puts them on the radio just to hear you sing

oh boi oh boi when he hears you sing its like he’s fallen in love again

“god babe, you sound amazing. i wish i sang like you”

two would dance like crazy teenagers in his car

him trying to sing to you

holding your hand while driving which you slap him for that, “all hands on the wheel kavinsky”

likes it when you boss him around

when you go onto bus rides with him or in his car across town he will buy all your favorite snacks

ALL. OF. THEM.

loves buying you gifts

almost everyday he is buying you something

THIS BOI IS SO EXTRA I SWEAR!!!

going to a field trip you will probably (lol i used to but i fell asleep against the cold window and like i had no one who sat by me...*all by myself by celine dion starts playing in the background*...im fine) fall asleep and if your neck is turned into an uncomfortable position peter will straighten it out for you and place your head gently on his shoulder

giving you kisses all over while you’re sleeping

also many many many many many many pictures of you sleeping, awake, eating you name it that boi’s camera roll is all full of you

changes his background to his phone like everyday!

SUPER PROTECTIVE OF YOU

especially at parties

he will have his hand resting on your hip or just resting on you so people know not to mess with you

if someone starts to bully you or hurt you in any way peter will threaten them and make them super scared

no one messes with his baby

have any fights he does ignore you but he cant ignore you for long cause he loves you and you are just so cute and sweet and you always make it up to him

have any issues with your fam or friends and you need to sleep over his house for some time just to find yourself he lets you and you sleep either on his bed or if you’re not comfortable he makes a bed on his floor that he sleeps on and you sleep in his bed

comforting you all the time when he sees your sad

cuddles

ever have your period he will get all your snacks and get anything you need

pads? hes got it. tampons? “girl i got that already covered.” chocolate? please he on that too.

holy smokes you both have a couples handshake that lasts longer than professor x and magneto’s beef with each other

both text each other memes and vines

oh god vine references 4 DAYS SON

he is so understanding of you

yours guy thing i know is so weird but is watching like all the housewives shows

peter has his favorite and you two watch it in his bed cuddled up

he trash talks the tv and like starts with his, “nuh uh girl whatcha think you doing?”

aint ashamed or embarrassed to watch it

like during school hours he will go up to you while you’re in a conversation and its like “remember baby housewives day!”

when you guys go to a library you read for like a what 3 seconds and then you two make out in the corner and the librarian has to interrupt you two stating that its too noisy

all in all peter is your baby and you would protect him with your life, he’s your soul your everything and he feels the same way about you two your relationship is so vanilla and adorable it makes grown men cry

Josh Sanderson

you started a relationship with josh after he and margot split

it felt wrong to you at first and you tried to push the feelings away

josh is such a cinnamon roll

he is always so kind to you

he makes sure you’re okay and happy

you couldn't push him away any longer and decided to accept him as your boyfriend

at first pda was strange because of his relationship with margot but soon you showed it in baby steps at school around town

now holding his hand seems normal to you

hes the first one to text you

his texts are beautiful and so heart felt

like poetry

he is such a gentleman

listen to you with all his heart

sleepovers always on sundays

as you lean on his shoulder he reads to you and you fall asleep

go to school together, he downloads all your favorite music or favorite audibles and puts the other ear plug in your ear so you two share

or watch hilarious videos of like fails or gordan ramsay (*sigh* the perfect relationship)

sometimes you two act out his things on the cooking show tv

yeah with the accent

people look at you two like what have yall been smoking

already talking about when you two have kids and like what house and the name of those kids

“okay but we should also have a dog in the mix and name him something like cactus”

god hes just so adorable sometimes you wanna cry

during break in school you two go to the bleaching boards or whatever you call those seats and you sit on his lap

best moments to kiss

you also share snacks

play all the time heads up

come over to his house to study

but we all know its just to make out

having moments when you feel self conscious or insecure he sits you down on his lap or across from him and looks you straight in the eyes making you do the same and tells you how amazing you are and important to him and how much he loves you

since you sleepover his house so much you two have matching pjs

PILLOW FIGHTS ALL THE TIME

he rants to you and discusses with you about comics

wants to name his kid tony for tony stark

“c’mon babe tony sanderson sounds pretty cool you have to admit”

fishing trips all the time

YOU CANT FISH AT ALL

you endure for his sake

teaches you about all the fishes

you buy him a fish blanket

now you two cuddle with it all the time

masks

you bring over your clay mask or those really really slimy ones and make josh wear one

“oh my god how do you even wear these things?”

the black mask one that hurts as well

he almost cries

you kiss his boo boos

take pics like that with the mask on

take cute and weird pics for instagram

NECK KISSES

wearing matching outfits

compliments you so genuinely and lovingly all the time

if you ever hurt yourself or like cut your finger he will get so worried and kiss it lightly

“there all better baby”

OF COURSE ITS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

you love sitting on his lap

he nuzzles into your neck almost like a cat

making him things legit makes the boi wanna cry

lovez baking together

is such a help in the kitchen he wants to make sure he’s involved

pinky promises with the little kiss at the end

“till the end princess”

you just practically wanna marry this man

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hxnjisxng · 5 years

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Snowdrops || Han Jisung || The Language of the Flowers AU ||

So idk i haven’t written in a really long time but i’m really excited for this so !! This is also my first time ever writing bullet thingie so,, yeah,,, not all of these will be in the bullet format I just felt like trying out smth new !! and to stay true to my ult Han Jisung i will write about him first. In this like,,, kinda cute little series thing. Every theme will kinda just relate to the flower meaning so,,, yeet !! Also, s/o to my one and only bub @chenle who told me to tag her when my first official writing thing happened so here !!!

Genre: Bad Boy!Jisung x Piano Player!Reader au; bulleted scenario

Warnings: none !!

Word Count: 3.2k

{picture not mine, credits to owner}

Snowdrop: (noun) A European flower which bears white flowers and blooms in February/early March, it signifies the end of winter and the coming of spring. Represents hope, purity, warmth, and new beginnings.

Ever since you were little you’ve known you’ve wanted to be a pianist

It all started when you were younger and you went to see an orchestra with your parents

They 100% expected you to fall asleep in the first,,, like,,, five seconds after you came into the theater

What they did not expect is for you to sit there starry eyed staring at the person playing the piano for a whole 3 hours

They were,,, sister shook,,,,

But they didn’t think much of it, you know, like yeah they just like classical music

You know, as one does

But the second y’all got back into the car that was it

You wouldn’t stop talking about how pretty the music sounded

How much you liked the sound of pressing keys and the sound of the pedal lifting or the sound of the mallets and strings inside of the piano

You loved it

It was as though you had just found your one and only true love, y’all know, the yee to your haw

The ying to your yang

The chris to your weed

Sorry back to the point

You just couldn’t explain it, little four year old you just knew the fluttering feeling in your heart was a good one

So your parents signed you up for piano

They said they would find you the best teacher they could, one that could make you great

So that’s what they did

From a week after that concert, you started piano lessons

And you only fell more in love with the piano as time went on

So, after this little bit of context, flash back to reality

oop there goes gravity oop

there goes rabbit he chokes

Sorry okay eminem is my calling

So it’s the end of winter, it’s been a really cold and bitter winter, but it’s around the end of february and somehow it just HaS noT gotten any warmer

And here we meet our boy jisung

Our chipmunk, our squirrel, our boi yk

But he’s a little bit of a hooligan

A bad boy if you will

You know, the leather jacket, the messy hair, the snarky attitude, the cocky jokes and the cute smile you knOW and he always always ALWAYS has a lollipop

A pink lemonade lollipop to be exact

It’s his favorite flavour

Any who, he’s one of those guys, the type of guy that almost everyone either wants to be him or with him

He’s also a part of a trio of you know bad boys at your school, the other two being his best buds Chan and Changbin

They call themselves 3RACHA

They’re as tight knit as can be, they do everything together

Skip class, hang out, throw parties

You know all that bAd bOY stUfF

He also has a slight reputation to get into fights every so often

Maybe not only so often

Maybe vERY often

But he’s trying his best okay those people just get on his nerves when they poke fun of one of his friends or his music

“I’m just a little misunderstood, okay I didn’t wanna break his nose it just sometimes happens, you know, my hand just kinda lost control of itself and hit him in the nose really really really hard. I swear.”

“Mr. Han, I distinctly remember you telling him to shove a stick up his, excuse my language, ass, and then proceeding to punch him.”

*them sitting in a perfectly silent office* “hM sorry it just got really loud in here, pardon???” :))))))

Real footage of Jisung last week after breaking some guy’s nose

He also loves loves LoVES music

Loves all music

Except for classical and country

He’s always despised classical music, it just seemed so boring

There’s no pounding beat

No lyrics to scream along to

He just found everything about it depressing and irritating and just monotone

Well one day, as he was wandering through the school

You know, as one does when their friends were busy doing who knows what during lunch

He stumbled into the music hall

Now this was an accident

He didn’t really want to be here since the only courses your school offered in terms of music were classical ones

And again

Gross

But for some weird, strange, odd-ball, out of this world, sister shook reason

He felt like he needed to be here

That’s when he heard it

tHE hiLLS aRE aLiVE wiTH

The sound of music

Not the kind of music he liked

It was definitely classical music, so y’all, it’s disgusting

‘I should go, the music is starting to make me depressed already’ he mumbled

But his feet wouldn’t move, his body just kinda froze

It felt like something was just pulling him to that room, to that ugly boring nasty music

And it’s not like he’s never listened to classical before, he had, but this time something was weird about it

He still didn’t like it, it all still sounded the same, nothing interesting

But something for some weiRD REASON was telling him to go to that room

Like something was a little different about the way it was being played

‘Maybe,,,, I should just look for a couple seconds and,,,,,,, tell the person to stop playing that boring stuff,,,, or maybe I could just listen for a bit,,, but like obviously no that’s nasty,,,,’

The door was slightly ajar, so the music was just drifting through the air

Just calling him over

Jisung slowly walked up to the door, and peeped through the window

And there you were

You, reader, in all of your piano classical music glory

Sat there playing your heart out to the world

In that moment when he saw you with your hair slightly drifting over your face

Your eyebrows slightly scrunched up in concentration as your hands ran across the keys

His heart was screaming

Literally just like

dabdikajbksbfkajbDNBDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He almost forgot about the fact he hated classical music if he could just watch you play it all day

Wait,,, what no,,,,

Gross,,,,, the Han Jisung doesn’t like people that easily,,,,,, nuh-uh thats def not him folks

And he got so scared by that feeling

The one inside of his chest

He was scared of how it made his hands feel tingly and it made him feel like he stood up too fast because his head felt so rushed and light

It felt like he was flying, but also crashing down to earth at the same time

And when I say scared

I mean terrified

This boy is mortified of catching feelings

Definitely not because in the third grade the person he liked stomped all over his heart because they wouldn’t give him a cracker,,,,, no who even thOughT tHaT hAHa

Just the thought of him truly giving his whole heart to someone ?? unacceptable

Like in this economy ?? liking someone ?? unreasonable

So he did the only logical thing

He ran away

Far back to the other side of school

And he was so out of it for the rest of the day, he just couldn’t handle it

He even went back to class next period because he was so out of it

“W-welcome Mr. Han take a seat, it’s a pleasure to have you finally join us.”

“mm-hmm”

He didn’t pay attention all day though, his mind was only occupied by you

Cheesy, I know, but it was

Even when he went to hang out with Chan and Changbin

“Bro,,, where were you during lunch ?? you kinda just disappeared”

“I was uhhh,,,, in the library,,,”

“The library ?? are you good ???”

“Yeah,,,,, im fine it’s cool,,,”

“Dude, you alright you seem a little weird.”

“Yeah,,,,,,,,, im just thinking”

Jisung thInKing ??? unheard of

So, this terrified Chan and Changbin because whenever Jisung thinks it’s never good

But it’s been three days since he saw you

And he’s still thinking about you and he’s kinda emo about it

Because, of course, you occupied his thoughts, the song you were playing stuck in his mind on a loop

This is so cheesy please forgive me

It was so bad that he started hearing it everywhere, it even started placing itself into his music and the lyrics he was writing somehow all revolved around love

He’d sit there for hours writing lyrics until he realized all of it in some way tied back to you

It was bothering him

Like a lot

So now it’s been a whole six days, and trust me he’s been counting and he thought he could take it,,, you know not see you,,,

Until he’s had enough

He needed to go see you again otherwise he felt like his head would explode

And it wasn’t because he liked you or anything,,, he just wanted to see you so he wouldn’t write any more music about you,,,,, because this was just SuPeR gRoSS

So he went to the same hall, the same room, the same time, and there he saw you

Still working on the same part of the piece

It was just as beautiful as the first time he heard it and he honestly was in awe of how your hands moved across the piano as though they were as light as air

Anyone even from a million kilometers away could tell you were frustrated with this part

He wanted to tell you that you didn’t have to worry because it was beautiful

He wanted to just go in there and tell you that your playing is amazing and hold your hands and just comfort you

But he just couldn’t say anything

And he could always say something, he never stopped talking

And his heart was still doing the same flippity flop screaming thing in his chest

Big surprise, i know

But then,,,, he had a genius idea,,,, like spectacular,,,, like nobel prize winning idea,,,

“Maybe if i see them all the time,,,,, my heart will get used to it and it won’t flippity flop anymore :’D,,,,,,”

wow ,,,, genius i know you don’t have to tell him

So instead of saying anything, or ignoring you any longer, he decided

I’m just gonna come here and watch them play every day because as long as I see them and never talk to her,,,, eventually whatever weird heart thing i have will go away !!!!!

So that is exactly what he did

Every single day for the next coming three weeks,,, he would disappear during lunch and go and watch you play

Changbin and Chan were getting suspicious but they never asked,,, so Jisung thought he was so slick you know

So it’s been weeks of him doing this

It’s now around the end of February, and he planned on doing smth for Valentines day,,,

Not,, because he liked you or because it was valentines day, but because he just,,, somehow planned to do it for February 14th

He was really counting on his genius 10000+ IQ plan to work

But, surprise surprise, his plan was failing

It was almost as though he liked you APPRECIATED !! your playing even more after seeing you play :))))))

Just seeing you just so cutely hunched over the piano

It made his heart hurt wiTH APPRECIATION FOR YOUR ARTISTRY NOT L O V E

Haha obviously,,,,,, not love,,,,,, who even said that y’all hear summ ????

And he realized maybe he just ReaLLY REALLY reAllY wanted to be your friend !!

Really really close friend !!

And that’s why he wanted to talk to you !! And hold you !! Like F R I E N D S do !! haha !!

And you know this mentality was really working great, until one Thursday

It was near the beginning of March when it was getting a little warmer and all that green good grass was kinda appearing from under the snow,,, these little white flowers peeking out from under the melting snow and it was just so pretty that day

And all Jisung could think about was how beautiful you would look today outside

Holding his hand

In a totally PLATONIC and FRIENDLY way because he obviously just liked you as a friend

And maybe today he would tell you how much he wanted to be your friend :D

But that lunch you just didn’t show up for half an hour ??

He was confused,,,, like really confused

And also concerned ?? where were you,,, you were always here on time,, he even makes sure to show up 5 minutes after your usual arrival time so he could calmly sit outside of the door without getting caught

But today you weren’t there and he was about to leave and chicken out until he felt a hand on his shoulder

‘AHHHHHHHHHHHHH’

Istg he jumped like fifty feet in the air

“Hey,, you’re that guy who always sits outside when I practice !!! Han Jisung right ?? Sorry I was late I needed to talk to Mr.Park about a science assignment I have that’s due next week,, ”

Jisung.exe has stopped working

First of all,,,

yoU kNeW ?!?!?! and he thought he was so slick

Not only that you knew his nAMe and apologized for being late ??? did you like ??? cARE ABOUT HIM A LITTLE BIT

And he also just,,, kinda loved the way you just said his name

It made him UwU in ways he didn’t understand

In a friENDLY WAY

Oh who was he lying to at this point

Maybe he did like you just a LITTLE more than like a friend would like a friend

so what,,, sue him,,,,

He was so caught up in the million and five thoughts that were racing through his mind that he almost forgot to respond, so he managed to choke out the following charming and very expressive line:

“U-uh you know my name ???”

,,,,,good one Jisung,,, real smooth,,,,

You let out a light giggle and just kinda looked at him with this really soft expression

“Ofc I knew !!! I heard your foot tapping every single day and you also sat in front of an open door so,,, I kinda saw you the first day,,,”

SORRY NOT ONLY HAS JISUNG.EXE STOPPED WORKING HE JUST CRASHED ??? LIKE EXPLODED

Your hand,,,, was still on his shoulder,,, and you giggled again,,,,, how are you,,, so cute

Little did he know you freaked out the exaCt same way you saw him the first time in the hallways with his eyes closed and head leaning against the lockers

And not only that,,, he was just super pretty,,,

With the winter light perfectly hitting his face

His jacket slightly too big and it loosely drooped over his shoulders

I’m actually ruining myself imagining this wow thanks m e

So when you finally asked around after a couple days one of your friends told you who he was

The Han Jisung

The resident bad boy at your school, who liked to get into fights and allegedly also liked to play around with peoples hearts

Which didn’t exactly scare you well maybe it did a little bit but we’re not here to expose ourselves

First of all you’d like to give him the benefit of the doubt because he’s probably just like any of us ?? people just kinda put him on a pedestal so you felt like you didn’t really need to treat him differently from anyone else

And with every time that he would sit outside of your practice room and listen you felt a little bit of that fear melting away because when he looked so relaxed and so pretty that his face just screamed UwU

But you gotta play it cool reader,,,because you’re slick and all that,,, you know

So you just kinda turn around and head into the music room without saying anything else

Which again gave him shock number 37429387129837 of the day

He was expecting you to do something,,, say something,,,,, but instead,,,,

You just smiled at him, and turned back to into the room, now sitting at the piano bench

He was confused

And mayhaps just the littlest bit disappointed

He knew that everyone knew him, and that’s usually not the kind of reaction he gets, usually he gets a whole OH mY iT’s HaN jiSuNg scream or an angry disgusted look from people who didn’t like him

But no

Not you

Yet, what could he do

He was going to just,, sit back down in the hallway in his usual spot, or maybe just get up and leave since his cover has been blown and you probably think he’s super creepy

When your voice called out for him inside of the room

“Are you gonna come in or what?”

A small smile spread on his face as he stood up, and he noticed you had already set up a chair for him next to you at the piano

“So,,,, do you like classical music?”

“Um,, not really,, no.”

“Then,, why did you sit outside every day ??”

You asked confused, your eyebrows slightly furrowing staring at him with intent

And he just found that so cute

So so so cute

So cute that it just made any confidence he had just disappear

“I-I justreallylikethewayyouplayitsoundsnice.”

He just really wanted you to stop looking at him like that it was going to make him actually just explode

You gave a breathy laugh at his cute antics,,, what was there not to like about this boy,,, I mean what a softie

Maybe he wasn’t too bad, ya know

Nothing to be afraid of

“You wanna hear me play one of my favorite songs?”

Jisung nodded his head, his hair lightly flopping on his forehead, kinda covering his eyes

Oh how bad you wanted to brush it out of his eyes and just pinch his cheeks but, alas, it shall not happen

Or will it ;);););;;;))))))))

So you with a light inhale you began playing on of your favorite pieces, it was strong and domineering, with an edge of superiority

If ya wanna check it out it’s actually one of my favorite pieces it’s Rachmaninoff’s Prelude in G Minor, Op. 23, No. 5

As soon as you started, Jisung was already in a trance, the way your hands moved, the sound of your breath hitching every huge chord or octave jump

Damn Jisung was whipped

When you smiled at him after you finished the piece

With your eyes so bright, finally breathing normally again, and just a light pink blush that swept across your face

He felt his heart beat fast again

But this time

Mayhaps he didn’t want to run away

“So, what did you think? Did you like it?”

“Yeah.”

“Do you like classical music maybe a little bit more now ??”

You asked with just the biggest grin on your face

“Hmm,, no i don’t think so,,” Jisung responded with the cheekiest smile known to mankind

“Then,,, I think you’re gonna have to come back here tomorrow so I can change your mind about that” ;)));))))))

WOWOW,, alright reader do y’all ever get tired of being so cute ??

As you continued playing the marvelous thought dawned upon Jisung

So maybe he did like classical music just a little bit more now

And,, maybe his heart beat faster with every second you looked at him

And maybe that feeling is not as bad as a thing as he thought it would be

Maybe it’s actually just the littlest bit nice

Just a little bit

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professional-benaddict · 5 years

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Little Peter not feeling well because he took an asthma attack after playing outside with MJ all day and the pollen irritating everything for him so he gets an early bath and cosy footie pjs, and gets to sleep between daddy and uncle stephen who decided to stay to monitor him. He just enjoys being tucked between the two men, taking in all the attention he's getting. Daddy and Uncle Stephen are enjoying giving him the attention too, especially because it makes him forget to whine about being sick

OMFFG IM??? THIS IS EVERYTHING

Little asthmatic Peter is seriously my favourite thing ever so this turned into a shit drabble sksk ((mind you that i dont actually know how to treat asthma okay i just thought this scene would be cute))

Daddy Tony, 18+ Peter, Uncle Stephen, ageplay, asthma attacks, medical examination, cuddles and kisses, fluff

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”I should have checked the pollen forecast, god damn it.”

”The forecast is not 100% accurate either way, Tony. Peter won’t get any better if you start beating yourself up like this, you know.”

”Still, I should have checked and warned Pepper to keep him inside.”

The day had started out lovely. The sun was out, no clouds and there was a soft breeze in the air. A perfect spring day and Tony didn’t think much of it when he dropped his boy off at Pepper and Natasha’s for a playdate with MJ, as he was way too stressed and preoccupied with a business meeting. Tony had a feeling that the meeting was going to be a tough one and so he had arranged to have lunch with Stephen to ease the stress he was feeling. Just when he and Stephen were shown to their table at the restaurant, Natasha had called.

Peter was having an asthma attack and both Tony and Stephen stormed out of the restaurant and rushed to the boy. The attack was more or less over by the time they got there, but Peter was still shaken and wheezing badly, crying softly and with a concerned looking MJ next to him. The poor girl thought it was her fault because she chased Peter in a game of tag in the yard outside.

”It’s my fault.” Tony mumbled to himself, picking up the oxygen tank and tucked it under his arm to carry it to the master bedroom. Meanwhile, Stephen fetched a fresh sippy cup.

”D-daddy…” Peter tried to say, but ended up just doubling over coughing where he was sat on the middle of the bed. He was dressed in a fluffy blue onesie, one that was cat-themed and had paws at the feet, tail and white tummy with a little heart by the belly-button. The boy looked adorable, although tired with his hair still damp from his bath and curls falling over his droopy eyes.

”Right here, baby.” Tony assured and patted the metal tank which he placed next to the bed. ”This will really help.”

Peter wasn’t so sure and looked at the oxygen tank sceptically. Despite being asthmatic for years, Peter still hated everything that had to do with it, particularly when things went south and he needed extra medical attention. Luckily, Uncle Stephen could often sweet talk the little boy to take his medicine and not make a fuss, which was lucky for Tony too, who had a tendency to beat himself up when things went poorly and worried himself sick for his precious boy.

”Your Daddy’s right, sweetheart.” Stephen added when he walked in with the sippy cup, placing it by the night stand before moving to the tank and busying himself with setting up the nasal cannula. Peter looked on with disgust and whimpered for Tony to come over to him, which he of course did.

”Don’t wanna, Daddy…” Peter’s voice was barely a whisper, due to all the coughing that had left his throat all raw, but his Daddy heard him nonetheless. Tony arranged himself so that Peter was sat in between his legs, his back against his Daddy’s chest.

”We made a deal, right? Either it’s the hospital-” Tony started and Peter visibly tensed at that, squirming where he lay. ”Or you’ll be good and let your Uncle care for you here, yeah?”

Finally, Stephen had readied the nasal cannula and fresh oxygen was now flowing through the little plastic tubing. The doctor moved closer to Peter and Tony on the bed.

”You’ve had these before, Pete, so there’s nothing to be afraid of, yeah? Just gonna tuck it into your nose and behind your ears like so.” Stephen explained calmly and did as he said, tucking the tubing behind Peter’s ears and into his nose. The boy squirmed at first, as the cannula tickled his nose, but once he took a couple of breaths, he relaxed visibly. He began breathing a little easier and didn’t wheeze as much. Even his lips and cheeks got some more colour in them. The inhaler and steam from the bath from earlier did most of the job of clearing Peter’s airways, but the extra oxygen still seemed like a huge relief and the boy sighed with a little smile.

”See? Your Daddy and Uncle would never wanna hurt you, baby boy. We just want what’s best for you.” Peter didn’t reply to his Daddy, just brought his thumb up to his mouth and began sucking on it.

The thumb was quickly switched out with the sippy cup as Peter had a snack to regain some his strength. As he sipped on his berry juice and nibbled on grapes and crackers as he watched Paw Patrol, he would lift his fingers to fiddle with the tubing in his nose. With a soft chuckle, Stephen would grasp the boy’s wrist and pull his prying hand away.

”Let it be, Pete. It’s helping you breathe.”

After two episodes of Paw Patrol, Peter started dozing off, which was no wonder considering the excitement of his day. Before he could sleep though, his Uncle wanted to have one last listen to his lungs and brought his stethoscope out, much to Peter’s annoyance.

”Nuh-uh. It’s cold!” Peter argued, pointing at the chestpiece of the instrument that always gave him chills when pressed to his skin.

”Okay, okay. I’ll warm it up, yeah?” Stephen bargained, breathing hotly onto the metal and even brought it to Peter’s hand so he could approve of it. ”Is that better? Can I take a quick listen now so you can nap after?”

With a little nod, Peter allowed his Uncle to do that and with the help of his Daddy, the boy got his arms out of his onesie so that his chest and back was exposed. With a little smile, Stephen put the earpieces in his ears and placed the chestpiece on Peter’s back and requested the usual.

”Deep breaths for me now, Pete.”

Peter was more than familiar with the drill and took deep breaths through his nose and let them out through his mouth. Now and then, he would have to cough and doubled over doing so, but his Daddy was right by his side holding him upright and steady till it passed.

”There’s my good boy. Such a good boy for your Daddy and Uncle. I’m so proud of you.” Tony kept murmuring against Peter’s temple, leaving little kisses in between each praise. The boy blushed at that and kept up the deep breaths until his Uncle was done with thoroughly listening to his lungs from the front and back.

”You sound much better already, Pete baby, but we’ll keep the cannula in for at least the rest of the day.” Stephen said, putting aside his stethoscope once he was done with his examination. Peter pouted at that and both of the older men laughed at how adorable he looked.

”Is not fair!” Peter whined, bouncing a little on the bed in frustration as he was helped back into his onesie by Tony and Stephen. But once they explained to Peter that one of the privileges little sick boys get is extra cuddles, the boy forgot about his whining.

Peter fell asleep ten minutes later, spooned from behind by his Daddy and with his Uncle on his other side, stroking his curls lovingly.

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Im sorry that this is so shit sksks I might go over it later on and make it a longer part for my daddy!tony and little!peter series on AO3 if you guys want

#my prompts #little!peter #asthmatic!peter #starkerstrange #starker #strangespider #peter parker #tony stark #stephen strange

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imhereforthetryus · 5 years

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@softambi you said you wanted a sleepover Fic I deliver (I hope you dont mind)

Sleepover:

“How about Love Simon” Jonah suggested quietly Marty grabbed the remote

“No High School Musical”

“That movie sucks almost as much as you Marty”

“No you suck” Marty stuck out his tounge

“No you” Jonah mimicked him

“High School Musical is the best”

“Shut Up Were not watching High School Musical For The 10th time” TJ yelled his boice echoing off of the walls, Marty and Jonah had been in a very tense argument about what to watch for the past 30 minutes and TJ was sure he had a migraine. Jonah smiled confidently

“Hear that Marty?”TJ rolled his eyes “Were not watching High School Musical so suck on that”

“Jonah were not watching Love simon either” TJ sighed

“but-t-t” “No”

Marty grinned “You heard TJ”’

Jonah groaned and flopped down on TJ bed “Then what will we watch!” He shouted

“Terminator” TJ suggested, Marty and Jonah gave a knowing glance at each other

“No”

“Come on Guys” TJ pleaded

Jonah and Marty shook thier heads “Nuh ah”

“For once i'm agreeing with dumbass Jonah”

“ Yeah That movie sucks”

“Well too bad it my house”

“So the movie still sucks Kippen”

“You dont have any taste Mr.Driscoll”

“Oh you want to play that game Mr.Cyrus-Goodman” Marty mocked TJ stance “I love you so much Cyrus” TJ shoved a pillow in Marty direction

“Man down Man down” Marty yelled as he fell down to the ground he stuck out his tounge and pretend to be dead

“Get up Marty” TJ and Jonah picked him up

Jonah raised his eyebrows “Hey wait before Marty did you just call me dumb”

“No I called the popcorn dumb”

“Oh Okay” Jonah returned back to his smiling mood and drummed his fingers on the window back again

“Come on Marty, it not fair to trick Jonah it almost too easy” TJ and Marty burst out laughing they laid down on the floor

“Wait why you guys laughing” Jonah looked in pure confusion as his friends continued wheezing

“Marty uh told a very funny joke” TJ said looking to Marty for confirmation Jonah smiled and tilted his head

“Is it the ketchup joke because that one a riot”

“Nah” TJ elbowed Marty

“Which one then?”

“It doesn't matter anyways Jonah” TJ sat down and grabbed a handful of popcorn out of Marty bowl Marty gave TJ a glare “plus were not watching anything if we can't decide on a movie” “So stay on topic” after several minutes of arguing TJ broke up the fight and declared no movies

“but what are we supposed to do” Jonah whined

“Lets play a game” TJ shrugged he crouched down to his shelf and browsed several games “How about Candy Land?”

“Oooh do we get to eat them”

“Jonah for the last time you can't eat candy land pieces” TJ yelled last time they had a sleepover and played candyland Jonah ate the plastic pieces thinking it was real pieces and Jonah almost choked, TJ mom and dad had grounded him for eternity they almost lost the privilege to hang out in the Kippen Game room and even worse Jonah had developed a taste of eating board games which he ate infront of them and TJ had to use his allowance to pay for the missing pieces

“Please” Jonah gave TJ puppy eyes Marty shook his head and scanned the shelf the blue grayish box caught his eye and he grabbed it waving it enthusiastically in front of TJ

“Ooh Battleship” TJ snorted and Jonah shook his head

“You always cheat at that game Marty” TJ laughed

“More like he cheats at every game”

“You guys are just sore losers” Marty glared

“Were not playing it Marty”

“Yeah plus the battleship pieces aren't as tasty since they changed the recipe”

“Jonah how many times have I told you not to eat the recalled ones they have lead poisoning” TJ gave him a look of disbelief im done

“Were all gonna die anyways” (How I feel about the newest news)

TJ rolled his eyes “How about Twister Teej” Jonah said

“Close your mouth Jonah” “That could work”

“Fine” Marty huffed angrily “Battleship is better”

“No it not your just bitter” Jonah laughed

“Guys are we gonna argue or are we gonna play Twister” TJ asked

After 5 minutes of Marty and Jonah arguing who was gonna go first TJ stepped up to the responsibility dispute Marty and Jonah protest “Green Foot” Jonah tried to put his foot as far away from TJ hand, Jonah had to duck multiple times under everyone to reach the spinner, Marty twisted his elbow trying to get it on red, Jonah fell 3 times letting everyone fall down on him, TJ was like a human pretzel while Marty knees were wobbling after everyone had fallen down eight times they quit

“It your fault Marty”

“No You” TJ grinned sure Marty and Jonah fights were almost as annoying as themselves but TJ loved them

AN: I want to cry and die Andi Mack ending so I try and update all my Ao3 works also toy eating Jonah my new headcannon and no one can convince me otherwise it not canon, and the dumbass trio is my mood, also Crack Ship Rights 😤(Luke Mullen Could Never) also i be doing a tag list comment or reblog if you want to be on it and a social media au coming up

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