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caligvlasaqvarivm · 21 days

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was in the process of starting writing an eridan centric no sburb au and the more i write the more i’m like goddamnit pale erikar is happening without me even trying you’ve 100% gotten me invested

YEAH. Even if you just go purely by canon, their personalities just wind up meshing so well.

Like how Karkat gives Eridan special treatment and is extra nice to him because he knows how rough it is to be in Eridan's thinkpan.

Or how Eridan is willing to immediately shelve his own problems whenever he hears that Karkat isn't doing well emotionally and basically demands to give him emotional support.

Or how Karkat lies to Vriska that nobody listens to him talk about quadrant stuff when we've seen them talk to each other and we know they gossip about that shit all the time.

Or how Eridan is basically the only person who's ever succeeded in getting Karkat to calm the fuck down, by virtue of his incredible obtuseness, like, he doesn't even need to try.

Or how Karkat makes a bunch of death threats to Eridan and Eridan takes it as "ironic repartee," meaning that Karkat's usual problem with mixed signals is not a problem to Eridan, because Eridan is honestly just happy for the attention.

Or how they're so in sync with each other that Karkat telling Past!Eridan that their pact is over led to Eridan assuming they have a pact, and Past!Karkat hears about it and just rolls with it, because apparently it makes sense that they have a pact or something with a caveat that they be nice to each other. Of course.

Or how they talk so often that Feferi outright laments how it leaves Eridan with nothing left to talk to her about.

Or how, even before he knows that Karkat is a mutant, Karkat is still one of his best friends, and their relationship doesn't change after Eridan finds out - in fact, unlike Vriska or Equius or Gamzee, who make comments about his blood color (Gamzee calls him a punchline blooded motherfucker), Eridan never even bothers to mention it. (Because he doesn't actually give a shit about the hemocaste, it's basically all performative).

Or how Eridan knows Karkat well enough to know that Gamzee's advice to just be chill and w/e doesn't work for Karkat.

Or how Karkat's response to Gamzee going murderous is "oh god oh fuck oh man oh fuck" and his message to Past!Gamzee is "get out of here, this barely even concerns you," but his response to Eridan going murderous is a very personal "fuck you, BACKSTABBER, HOW COULD YOU???"

Or how Karkat has a double-v typo once and there's a point where Eridan drops his double-letters and yells at Feferi in capslock 👉👈

And that's all JUST CANON. That's all stuff we've SEEN them do. If you start making some extrapolations, there's so much more.

Karkat's dream has always been to become a threshecutioner - a member of the Empress's strongest troops - seeking to find some sort of acceptance within the society that outcasted him if he could prove his worth that way. However, Karkat's the weakest fighter on the team, and given that Eridan's pissed off angels scared everybody else off his planet, it's likely he's one of the best fighters, if not THE best. Combined with his noble status, Eridan was on the fast track to, if not becoming a threshecutioner, then otherwise achieving some great rank or prestige within the Condesce's army. (Even Dualscar, laughable as he was, was still Mindfang's superior).

Karkat would think Eridan is badass.

Meanwhile, Eridan's problems nearly all stem from the pressure he feels to live up to the expectations on his shoulders, as a highblood, as the orphaner, as the person keeping his friends alive, and as a sea dweller. His is a world of constant anxiety and anguish, not helped by his innate troll/highblood volatility and his own knowledge of how dangerous he is. And Karkat is their self-described "fearless leader," who will happily tell everyone what to do.

Eridan would be relieved that the pressure is off his shoulders.

Karkat's had to live in fear for his life for nearly all of it; when Eridan got added to the group chat, Karkat was probably fucking terrified, especially when Feferi got added right after. Like, oh, fuck, it's a sea dweller (noted as being so hostile that even GAMZEE is nervous about being by the water for too long), oh fuck, he knows the heir apparent, oh fuck, he's an insane murderer.

And then... the sea dweller respects his authority. The sea dweller takes him completely seriously, once he gets past all the slurs and talk of genocide, which the sea dweller obviously doesn't actually mean (Eridan's contradictions are REALLY obvious, which is part of why nobody else takes him seriously). The sea dweller doesn't give a shit WHAT his blood color is.

Like, I think Karkat finds a weird sense of safety in having a violet-blood friend that he can make death threats to. Their last memo together implies that such "ironic repartee" is completely normal for the two of them, and I personally like the idea that Karkat at one point took issue with one of the insane shitty things that Eridan likes to say, went off on a classic Karkat Rant, and then went "oh wait. shit. fuck. im so dead," only for Eridan to completely laugh it off and treat it like casual joking around.

And Eridan just craves attention, positive or negative. He desperately wants people to take him seriously and care about him. Kanaya, Vriska, and Feferi don't, because frankly, they don't really get why he's got so many problems - they're all privileged and they like it! - and Terezi is like "yikes. wow. glad that's not my problem," while Gamzee just tells him to chill out (he can't, that's his entire issue) and Equius avoids (void joke ha ha) him. He doesn't really talk to the lowbloods, but given he doesn't express any casteist anti-lowblood sentiment specifically until he's mad at Sollux (and has totally caste-neutral opinions on Sollux before that), it's not even because he doesn't like lowbloods; one has to assume he's got a different reason for avoiding them - like his canonical guilt over all the murders, or an extrapolation of his general anxieties in that he doesn't like talking to people who are going to be dead before he's even 1/100 of a way through his own life, or that the lowbloods tend to avoid him because... yknow, -gestures to all of Eridan-.

But he always had plausible deniability when it came to Karkat, because Karkat was always anonblood; even if he assumes Karkat's an "assblood," he had no way to know for sure 'til he found out Karkat was an off-spec. And Karkat DOES take him seriously, or at least more seriously than anybody else, by a longshot. He's even willing to outright tell Eridan that it's not Eridan's fault Nepeta doesn't reciprocate his feelings. WHO ELSE WOULD DO SUCH A THING???

And on that topic is pity. They both extend to each other a pity that they don't really afford anyone else, and Karkat - with his uncanny romantic acumen - outright says that pity is the driving force for all non-pitch relationships. Because he's the only person who even acknowledges that Eridan's probelms are PROBLEMS, it's clear he feels pity for Eridan's utterly fried thinkpan. Meanwhile, Eridan seems to recognize how sensitive Karkat really is, IMMEDIATELY putting everything else on pause to try to provide Karkat emotional support whenever it's brought up that Karkat is sad.

Eridan never extends this kind of consideration toward anyone else, too busy grandstanding and putting on the Big Bad Sea Dweller act; Karkat never even extends this much sympathy to Gamzee, never once bothering to understand his religion, or comment on his shitty lusus or crisis of faith. Even when he tries to cheer Terezi up, it's not really with outright sympathy - he tries to build up how awesome he thinks she is, or take on the blame for the situation. But with Eridan, he just goes, yeah, okay, shut up. I know it's tough being you.

I think it's also pretty notable that although Eridan comments about how HYPOTHETICALLY Future!Karkat can't reject him because he's not Eridan's Current!Karkat, he has never actually hit on Karkat in any quadrant, as far as we've seen. And I'm even willing to believe that he never has - when he met Karkat, his pale and pitch quadrants were filled, and he was always pining after Feferi in flushed; it probably never even crossed his mind to see Karkat as a viable dating partner, and I think he likes their unofficial moirallegiance friendship exactly the aay it is - when he thinks Karkat is hitting on him pitchwise, his reaction isn't "yes let's date," it's a surprised "whoa, coming on kinda strong, there."

And just. Just. The way that Karkat took Eridan's murder spree so fucking personally, especially compared to Gamzee in the same memo. You BACKSTABBER. I HATE you (not enough to not talk to you for an extended period of time but still). How COULD you. I thought you loved her...

Like. Man. I think it would require a third party to point it out in order to get them together - Karkat seems to be kind of embarrassed by how often he talks to Eridan (because it's, y'know, ERIDAN), and has convinced himself that Eridan is SUCH a pathetic dumbass that OF COURSE it would never work out between them (keep telling yourself that, buddy, you're the one who started thinking about that in a conversation where Eridan literally was not hitting on you), and Eridan is, uh, a dumbass.

But even that's kind of tricky, because Karkat's mixed signals make their friendship read as weirdly pitch-coded (I don't think you're normally supposed to threaten death upon your moirail and call them slurs), and also, nobody really wants to imagine Eridan being in a happy, loving relationship. You run into this problem sometimes even in real life.

But he's kind of basically in one?????

Literally, society if Eridan and Karkat made it official -

#eridan ampora #homestuck #karkat vantas #erikar

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landoffreaksandfrogs · 7 months

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whats the deal with goldblood nepeta

like the canon captors, NEPETA CAPTOR was hatched a mutant and has powerful psionics, a vision two-fold, and the ability to hear the voices of the IMMINENTLY DECEASED.

while the mage of doom grimly accepts fate, the rogue of heart would rather find opportunity. and what would be more nepeta than to use roleplay to cope with this?

nepeta in this au is an actual FLARPer, much to equius' frustration. rather than as the mighty huntress, nepeta grew up in an urban cityscape and plays a more familiar idea to her: a superhero! Her superhero alterego is the HIJACKER. she loves superhero comics and (only somewhat treasonous) stories about masked vigilantes fighting crime.

shes kind of blind to the actual dangers of this activity, much to the worry of her moirail. but shes much more confident in her own power and abilities and uses the voices as a sign to PREVENT incoming doom. she uses her superhero persona to feel braver, and sometimes playfully hints at her "secret identity" with her friends.

BONUS: rather than drawing with a tablet, nepeta like to make ASCII art!

#ask #anonymous #lofaf bloodswap #nepeta #nepeta ignoring her imminent future as a battery. i do not see it.

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somberauthor · 6 months

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could u write eridan with a flushed crush on a mutantblood troll reader?

omg. Back when I got into the fandom I had such a huge obsession with mutant bloods, and basically the hemospectrum in general. Idk why I felt compelled to tell you, but I did!

ERIDAN AMPORA ♡ MUTANT BLOOD! READER

you would be too scared to even MENTION your blood color around this man. He is very intense about the hemospectrum, but not as much as Equius. But intense nonetheless.

The only trolls who know about your blood is Karkat, and Kanaya, the probably most understanding trolls you were close to.

Although you're not in a relationship with him, he is quite obvious about his flush-crush. As he is with, literally everything.

''you look quite nice tonight y/n..''

he twirls his hair too, to make it even more obvious. But he doesn't use those silly pickup lines. You wish he did, but sadly he's ''so high-class'' Once you finally got up the courage to confront him about his advances, and inform him of their reciprocation, you royally fucked up. You most literally slid over to him, and ate shit. You fell on your face, and got a nose bleed. Once you got up, you realized what had happened and how screwed you were. You quickly covered your nose to hide your hideous blood.

''holy sh- Are you okay y/n?? That wwas a nasty fall.''

He waddled over to you, attempting to move your stone hands from your face. They didn't budge, since you were horrified of his reaction to your blood. You were lucky no one was in the room other than you two, but still unlucky enough to have ERIDAN AMPORA in the room. Out of the 11 other trolls that could've been in his place. Once he caught on to the fact you were deliberately hiding your nose from him, he god a bit irritated.

''I swwear, if you dont showw me your wwound I wwill be... uh... vvery angry wwith you.''

he was very weak with that insult. wow. you moved your hands nonetheless, letting him see what your blood color actually was. His eyes widened at the sight, you flinches slightly when he began to speak.

''so... this is wwhat you wwere hiding. you knoww i dont care that much, right?''

you looked away in shame, not admitting that you actually did think he would care. You then felt his arms wrap around you, and then he moved away.

''Well,, I know now. I'm sorry, Eri.''

You smiled, and he returned it. You kissed his cheek, and then went to Kanaya, hoping she'd know where to get bandages.

this got a little off track, but it's done and it's decent. woo!!! I also got an Aradia cosplay recently, idk why i told you that either. This post is just useless information central ig

#Eridan #Eridan ampora #fanfic #homestuck #ao3 #authors #headcanon #eridan x reader #eridan ampora x reader

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thewertsearch · 1 year

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ARADIA: i might c0nsider it if we all werent d00med anyway ARADIA: and if y0u werent my friend

Aw, Aradia!

Aw, Karkat!

We haven't seen these two interact very much - but lowbloods gotta stick together. Even when one is a mutant, and one is an artificial highblood.

KARKAT: [...] AS YOUR LEADER I ORDER YOU TO RP WITH THEM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. BE AS OBNOXIOUS ABOUT IT AS YOU CAN.

Please do.

Also, that's one of the most realistic-looking hands in the entire comic.

KARKAT: THIS ROBOLEG BULLSHIT WAS YOUR IDEA WASN'T IT.

Tavros loves animals and jousting - he's the second-most likely person in the comic to enjoy being a centaur. It's not too late!

EQUIUS: D --> I need a towel KARKAT: GO HAVE YOUR BUTLER GET YOU ONE YOU SNOOTY DOUCHE. EQUIUS: D-> Aurthor is dead, and so is his ghost EQUIUS: D-> Remember KARKAT: YEAH. KARKAT: SORRY MAN, I FORGOT. DIDN'T MEAN TO BRING UP A SORE SUBJECT.

Are we ever going to address the missing sprites, or am I just going to have to continue assuming they die when the game ends? :(

It's fitting that Vriska is at her most helpful when she's scaring the hell out of people. Getting Karkat to look into the humans might just be the most useful thing she's done!

#homestuck liveblog #full liveblog #act 5.2 #s70 #2792

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hs-transfusion · 16 hours

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POPULARITY POLL: TROLL EDITION

I THINK I know the answer but I'm curious to see how off-base I am.

If you need a refresher, links to everyone's bios are here.

#homestuck #transfusion au #bloodswap #hiveswap

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banmitbandit · 26 days

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Shoutout to a few of my bloodswap Solluxes :) Infodumps about them in the Keep Reading if I formatted Tumblr Correctly. I just couldn't stop myself from writing a bunch about all of them Q~Q

I always wanna draw more of Sollux so more bloodswaps is obviously the way to go about it :)

Burgundy!Sollux - telosAutotelic

Sollux dies pre-SGRUB, and can't bring up the energy to care about anything anymore, let alone his whole red and blue schtick. Shortly after the game begins, he's "gifted" a new robot body by Equius in return for having done some extensive troubleshooting for him in the past. He's horrified to find his new metal husk has all the features wrong- the horns are wrong, the teeth are wrong, fuck, even the stupid red and blue are wrong, and he hates it so much - he had no idea he could even feel hate anymore - he only uses it when it's more efficient to be a robot than a ghost. He quite literally doesn't have the time to fuck around these days. Equius is miffed his psychological warfare to get Sollux pitch with him fails so spectacularly.

Mutant!Sollux - tacticsAllogeneics

Sollux tells everyone he has red blood, but no one believes him because that's totally not a thing. This is all according to keikaku (Keikaku means plan). Despite this, everyone seems to think he's a pretty cool dude, and so when SGRUB comes around, everyone kind of just looks to him to lead. His only experience with leading is strategy games and a few FLARP sessions. He's absolutely miserable. He ends up learning just how fucked up his friends are in the thinkpans, and it falls on him to have to try and haul their asses into being useful. It causes some ire with his friends who come to the conclusion he sees them as chess pieces rather than people, but really he just wants to get through this game without people kicking the metaphorical bucket. He's forced to play the healer in video games.

Purple!Sollux - tamedAnimus

Sollux is the descendant of one of the most notorious purplebloods of all time, who had the art of subjuggulating down to a science, and he wants nothing to do with his legacy or the church, only maintaining a few rituals out of routine habit. He's found a good couple of heretics who are pretty chill, and as loathe as he is to admit it, he wants to see them thrive. He makes a conscious effort to keep his violent highblooded tendencies in check for them, though his mood swings are both frequent and intense. One problem, a rather big one, is that he can quite literally feel the emotions of those around him, hyper-empathetic to the point where strong emotions from his peers during the game give him migraines. When things start kicking off and people start dying, Sollux acts on the fear, panic, and rage that's flooding him like adrenaline and attacks two of his friends, losing his eye in the process. When everything cools down, guilt eats him into hypervigilance, leaving him paranoid and self-destructive.

Violet!Sollux - trenchantAnglerfish

Sollux has spent his entire life deep underwater, where few seadwellers dare to live. The Continental Catfish keeps itself well fed but Nepeta has difficulty finding the thing most days, so Sollux's small army of fishbots keep an eye on it for her, tracking its movements. Because he's never gone above water, he's something of a NEET, and Nepeta is glad she can push him onto some of her friends when the game starts because he really needs to get out more. He's not the worst, all things considered; he's somewhat petty and spiteful when wronged, but this is mostly a result of his on-again, off-again relationship with Karkat, who happens to think he's a huge tool with an even bigger ego (and his best friend). The first thing he alchemizes is a pair of dark-tinted glasses for his extreme light sensitivity.

#homestuck #Sollux Captor #Bloodswap

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cicada-days-of-summer · 11 months

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hey soldaverikatnepfef fandom (me)

hcs below the cut

Sollux!!!♊️ (He/She/It)

-bigender in the sense he is bigender, bisexual in the sense she doesn’t understand it but likes the number two

-color blind as fuck

-trades fidgets with nepeta, troll autism troll autism solidarity

Dave!!!💿 (Any prns but defaults to He/Him)

-gender so covered in irony at this point even he doesn’t know if he’s cis or not

-sol pierced his ears with a needle and ice cube because “that2 the way iit2 done on alterniia”, as soon as he was out of sight he cried about it

-this isn’t my hc originally but dave with scars from being so close to the green sun… wow

Eridan/Eri/March!!!♒️ (She/They/He)

-genderfluid march i love her

-the cape?? the stripes?? zero swagger

-their carapace is more like an isopods than the lowbloods, that’s just a note for me more than anything

Karkat!!!♋️ (He/They)

-his hair is naturally white but their so adamant about hiding no one even thinks about it

-aside from their eyes in his pre-adult molts he looks more like a rustblood than a mutant, that’s how they get away with it!!

-exclusively wears baggy clothes

Nepeta!!!♌️ (She/He/It/Mew)

-just a little creachur

-loves her moirail so much meowrails forever

-avidly shares mewr clothes. too open about being nude around its quadrantmates

Feferi!!!♓️ (Sea/Her, any ocean neos)

-she has a tentacle tail in her adult morphs

-she has bioluminescent tendrils and reallllly sensitive eyes so she has trouble seeing on land

-her plating is like a coelacanth’s! (note for myself again)

and here’s like their quadrant dynamics

Sollux <>/<3< Dave, they vacillate pretty violently

Sollux <3< Eri, very healthy kismesistude

Nepeta c3< Karkat, Sollux, anyone who vacillates as much as they dude needs a little boost

Nepeta <3 Feferi, catfish smooch smooch smooch

bonus: Nepeta <> Equius, their like perfect moirails. Equius sometimes slips in and out of their quadrant mess

Eri <> Feferi, Nepeta is helping them fix their moirallegiance

Sollux <3/<>/<3< Karkat, brother they are a vacillating mess. best bug bros

Nepeta c3< Sollux, Karkat, mew’s taking care of her boys🫶🫶

#my art #cicada screams #sollux captor #dave strider #eridan ampora #karkat vantas #nepeta leijon #feferi peixes #soldave #erisol #solkatnep #fefnep #erifef #solkat #soldavekat

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nintendont2502 · 8 months

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tonight i got the terrible, terrible idea to take all the sburb/sgrub players and just. swap them randomly. they kept their original first name + class, and took the last name, aspect, species and blood colour of whoever they swapped with

its. wild

Beta Kids:

Gamzee Egbert - Bard of Breath

Kankri Strider - Seer of Time

John Lalonde - Heir of Light

Roxy Harley - Rogue of Space

Alpha Kids:

Rufioh Crocker - Rogue of Life

Mituna Strider - Heir of Heart

Vriska Lalonde - Thief of Void

Dave English - Knight of Hope

Alternia:

Cronus Megido - Bard of Time, rustblood

Sollux Nitram - Mage of Breath, bronzeblood

Damara Captor - Witch of Doom, goldblood

Meulin Vantas - Mage of Blood, mutant

Jade Leijon - Witch of Heart, oliveblood

Karkat Maryam - Knight of Space, jadeblood

Eridan Pyrope - Prince of Mind, tealblood

Dirk Serket - Prince of Light, blueblood

Tavros Zahhak - Page of Void, indigoblood

Latula Makara - Knight of Rage, purpleblood

Jake Ampora - Page of Hope, violetblood

Equius Peixes - Heir of Life, fuschiablood

Beforus:

Porrim Megido - Maid of Time, rustblood

Feferi Nitram - Witch of Breath, bronzeblood

Rose Captor - Seer of Doom, goldblood

Nepeta Vantas - Rogue of Blood, mutant

Kurloz Leijon - Prince of Heart, oliveblood

Aradia Maryam - Mage of Space, jadeblood

Aranea Pyrope - Sylph of Mind, tealblood

Kanaya Serket - Sylph of Light, blueblood

Jane Zahhak - Maid of Void, indigoblood

Meenah Makara - Thief of Rage, purpleblood

Terezi Ampora - Seer of Hope, violetblood

Horuss Peixes - Page of Life, fuschiablood

#words alone cannot begin to describe how horrifying the concept of dirk serket is #holy shit #also equius and horuss somehow becoming the emperors of alternia and beforus is. terrifying #this was all completely random #me.txt #homestuck #homeswap #< idk if ill do anything with this but jic

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birchbow · 5 months

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Might’ve missed this in my first read through, but I remembered gamzee’s narration mentioning that goatdad died some time before gamzee was conscripted, but do we know what happened to crabdad? Sorry if you’ve answered this question before!

I've been working on the assumption that if your lusus is still around by conscription time, you're expected to leave them on-planet unless they're like, very small and docile OR useful as some kind of war-mount/weapon. Tavros could get away with bringing a tiny little fairybull with him if he wanted, and I could imagine Nepeta and Equius even managing to bring Pounce and Arthour with them, but cramped quarters and dangerous, austere lifestyles would make it pretty hard to keep your lusus with you and alive.

Essentially I don't know if Crabdad is dead, but even if he's not he's presumably running wild and/or creeping back to the caverns to see if he can find another little mutant grub to take care of.

#ask time!#sorry it's sad!#Sometimes I have dreams where some kind of hard time is coming and half of the people I know decide to leave on emergency spaceships #and half of them stay behind #and even in dreams the hurt of leaving somebody behind knowing that even if they live you'll never see them ever again is. powerful #ANYWAY if your lusus is like. roommate sized or smaller and docile you can maybe swing it but if they're bigger they would've gotten left

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mutiemagic · 7 days

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mutant blood equius or violet blood equius?

I did these at liek 3 am and then got distracted midway with learning alternian

#mutiesprites #homestuck #hom3stuck #equius zahhak #bloodswap #homestuck equius #hs equius #equius #hs Equius zahhak #Homestuck equius zahhak #homestuck sprite edit #sprite edit #equius sprite

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stinky-fuck-swag · 7 months

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Aaand here's the brackets!

Wacky ass formatting, i know- Matchups under the cut, polls will be starting soon!

(note: i know nothing about like. 80% of these characters. if their names or where theyre from is incorrect, just lmk cuz i have NOO IDEAA) also i am fully aware of every mistake made in this bracket. whoops

BRACKET A, SIDE A

Henry Oak (Dungeons and Daddies) VS Normal Oak (Dungeons and Daddies season 2

Zora Salazar (Epithet Erased) VS Stink (Epithet Erased)

Anders (Dragon Age) VS Isabela (Dragon Age)

Deandra the new girl (Most Popular Girls in School) VS Peach (real life)

Randy Jade (Dialtown) VS Phonegingi (Dialtown)

Stunky (Pokemon) VS Stinkeye (Yo-kai Watch)

Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100) VS Dimple (Mob Psycho 100)

Moonbeam McSwine (Li'l Abner) VS Marc Spector (Marvel Comics)

Link (BOTW) VS Lt. Columbo (Columbo)

Yoda (Star Wars) VS Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

Dob the Half Orc Bard (Oxventure Dungeons and Dragons) VS Caleb Widogast (Critical Role campaign 2)

Shinjiro Aragaki (Persona 3) VS Ryuji Sakamoto (Persona 5)

Gyro Zepelli (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure) VS Guido Mista (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Tokkori (Kirby right back at ya) VS Jotaro Kujo (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Elon Musk (real life. sadly) VS Berdly (Deltarune)

Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune) VS Susie (Deltarune)

BRACKET A, SIDE B

The Great Mighty Poo (Conker) VS The Poop Smith (Homestar Runner)

Michael Afton (Five Nights at Freddy’s) VS Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

Manjoume Jun/Chazz Princeton (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) VS Datz Are'bal (Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice)

Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) VS Humans in general (Star Trek)

Captain Rockhopper (Club Penguin) VS King Micah of Bright Moon (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Frank Gallagher (Shameless) VS Remus Sanders (Sanders Sides)

The Riddler (Batman: Arkham Knight) VS Power (Chainsaw Man)

Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia) VS Every Dog (real life)

c!Technoblade (Dream SMP) VS c!Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP)

Harrier Du Bois (Disco Elysium) VS Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)

Submitters Brother (real life) VS Prosperity Redding (The Dreadful Tale of Prosper Redding)

Izutsumi (Dungeon Meshi) VS Goobleck (Just Roll With It)

Enoch O'Connor (Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children) VS Smores (real life)

Lady Macbeth (Macbeth) VS Erik (The Phantom of the Opera (Andrew Lloyd Webber musical & movie))

The Voters (Tumblr) VS Equius Zahhak (Homestuck)

Rotten Apple (Showvember) VS Loki (real life)

BRACKET B, SIDE A

Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) VS Smudge (Cascão) (Monica’s Team (Turma da Monica))

Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street) VS Stinky Pete (Toy Story 2)

Toko Fukawa (Danganronpa) VS L (Death Note)

Stink Bomb (Skylanders: SWAP Force) VS Slugcat (Rain World)

Thorfinn (Vinland Saga) VS Vice (Kamen Rider Revice)

Dr. Iceberg (SCP Foundation) VS Dr. Alto Clef (SCP Foundation)

Ash Ketchum (Pokemon) VS Doug Eiffel (Wolf 359)

Estinien Wyrmblood (Final Fantasy XIV) VS Alphinaud Leveilleur (Final Fantasy XIV)

Raphael Hamato (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS Gobber (How To Train Your Dragon)

Keaton (Fire Emblem Fates) VS Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Bill Lenz (Black Christmas 1974) VS Stinkor (Masters of the Universe)

The Sewer Urchin (The Tick (1994 Animated Series)) VS Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid)

Barfbat (Ward (Parahumans series)) VS Kevin (Synthesizer V)

Yellowfang (Warrior Cats) VS Big Mac (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Heppokomaru (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) VS Captain 3 (Splatoon 3)

Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls) VS Linus (Stardew Valley)

BRACKET B, SIDE B

Jeong-Jeong (Avatar: The Last Airbender) VS Pigpen (Peanuts)

Beelzebub (Good Omens) VS Stinkfly (Ben 10)C

Hiravias (Pillars of Eternity) VS Chell (Portal)

Murdoc Niccals (Gorillaz) VS Bacterian (Dragon Ball)

Captain K'nuckles (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack) VS Kimchi (Chowder)

Stinky (Moomins) VS Stinky (Animal Crossing)

Mitchell Shephard (Hunt Down the Freeman) VS Melly Plinius (Identity V)

Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece) VS Yato (Noragami)

THAT FUCKING THING IN YOUR BANNER (my banner lol) VS Harold (Fallout 1, 2, and 3)

Barik of the Stone Shields (Tyranny) VS Samuel Gladiator (Yandere High School (minecraft roleplay))

John Hart (Torchwood) VS Orochimaru (Naruto)

Dung Defender/Ogrim (Hollow Knight) VS Zane (Borderlands)

Pumbaa (The Lion King) VS Enki (Fear and Hunger)

Goro Majima (Yakuza) VS Sandalphon (Granblue Fantasy)

Finn Mertins (Farmworld) (Adventure Time) VS John Doe (John Doe / John Doe+)

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) VS Ed Sheeran (ginger people fandom)

#stinkyfuckswagtourney #tumblr bracket #poll bracket #my ass realizing all the name mistakes i made in the bracket but im too tired to go back n change it lolol #i dont wanna see anyone complaining abt the dsmp characters btw #idk jackshit about it but i do know that those two ARENT dream and the submitter specifically submitted the CHARACTERS not the people #and when i said any media besides southpark and hp was fine i meant it #ill prob have to make a separate post but anyone being disrespectful about ANY Character in this bracket will get blocked idc #tried to do some of the matchups by fandom but i just realized theres 2 final fantasy dudes that i didnt pair up sighhh. im tired ok #if this is rlly fucked up ill fix it up later dwdw

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Saturday Status Update

REQUESTS: CLOSED

The wait time for a request is: 57 working days

Upcoming charts (if the sample size is large enough):

Harry Potter - Pandora Lovegood

The Devil Wars Prada - 10 most popular ships (AO3), Crossovers

Hamilton - Maria Reynolds

Stella Glow - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Les Miserables - 10 most popular ships (AO3), Eponine

Ever After High - 10 most popular ships (AO3), 10 most popular characters (AO3)

One Piece - Monkey D. Luffy, Vinsomke Sanji

Sk8 the Infinity - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Parahumans Series/Worm - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Rick and Morty - Rick Sanchez

House of the Dragon - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Undertale - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

The 100 - 10 most popular ships (AO3), Clarke Griffin/Lexa most popular AU tags (AO3)

Super Mario - Peach, Luigi

Pokémon Scarlet and Violet - 10 most popular characters (AO3)

Tolkien - Sauron, Glorfindel

Homestuck - Equius Zahhak (2016 - present)

The Locked Tomb - 10 most popular ships (AO3), 10 most popular characters (AO3)

Anne of Green Gables - L. M. Mongomery - 10 most popular ships (AO3) (excluding "Anne With an E")

Radiant Historia - 10 most popular characters (AO3)

Suikoden Series - 10 most popular characters (AO3)

Total Drama - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

DuckTales (2017) - 10 most popular ships (AO3), Webby

Spy x Family - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

My Hero Academia - Mirio Togata

Danganronpa - Himiko Yumeno

Merlin - Merlin

Megamind - 10 most popular tags (AO3)

Community - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Encanto - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Twisted Wonderland - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Mystery Science Theater 3000 - 10 most popular characters (AO3)

Star Trek: Lower Decks - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Baldur's Gate - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Percy Jackson - 10 most popular ships (AO3), Percy Jackson

Fire Emblem Awakening - Lucina, Severa

Descendants - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Into the Spider-Verse - Gwen Stacy/Spider-Gwen

Harry Potter - Remus Lupin

Naruto - 10 most popular tags (AO3)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Persona 3 - Akihiko Sanada

Powerpuff Girls - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Formula One (RPF) - 10 most popular ships (AO3)

Yellowjackets - Lottie Matthews

IMPORTANT NOTE: My husband and I are going on vacation to Japan!! I'll be away 4/4-4/20 and will not be posting during this time.

Have a more elaborate request? Or want to jump the queue? Or you want to support me as a content creator? Buy me a Kofi!

#saturday status update

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