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#im not super happy with this one but idc
hella1975 · 3 years
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is it bad to incorporate analysis about a book from my english a-level into the banana fish fix-it fic if it happens to be relevant and also in character? am i doing it regardless? yes and yes
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red-dyed-sarumane · 2 years
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oneweirdtip · 4 years
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here’s Tommy in case y’all wanted to see him :D!!!!!
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miqotebitch · 3 years
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when did ffxiv become my new special interest
#like ive gotten so used to this boring period of being uninterested in everything#that like i would hyperfixate on smth and then if i forget about it for even a day its like. idc about it anymore#but like i am approaching a week of being unable to play ffxiv and its STILL all i can think or talk about#every conversation. it goes back to ffxiv#ive stopped even like having it make sense ill just cut myself off and be like ANYWAY SO FFXIV#bro i am like super happy to have smth to make me happy again but im also fucking dying that i am being DEPRIVED#i cant live without an interest but when i have it i cant. think about anything else.#its hard to do stuff for more than like an hour bc i am interested in One thing at a time#and i cant. do that thing. so i have to distract myself with like. animal crossing#animal crossing is a good way to do it tho i dont have to think too hard and its all repetitive stuff#i cant watch shows or read too much without getting bored out of my mind bc its not ffxiv#the adhd and autism crossroads making life fucking insufferable#jazposts#I AM TALKING SO MUCH THESE DAYS i am sorry having an interest again has fueled me with words#no longer am i the two-word wonder with burnout so bad i forget how to speak#i mean im still burned out. i still have that im still recovering#but im feeling better good enough to be excited and be interested in something#i talk so much that sore throat is a daily occurrence now when i was just recently partially nonverbal for a year#we are healing bros#i talk about this here because this is my world#and im still not. open about being this interested in ffxiv to people i know#i keep hurting people with it.... i dont mean to abandon you i just have a new interest now#im sorry its all i can talk about T_T i am really trying. i have normal conversations sometimes#i will be normal. for you!#i know i am annoying the fuck outta my family LOL#and i am trying to be the most normal person whenever im talking to my fc because i want them to like me SO bad
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tortademaracuya · 3 years
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inuykago · 4 years
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ummmmm i just reached 2,150 followers 🥺👉🏽👈🏽
saying thank u doesn't feel like its enough but ...... thank you 🥺👉🏽👈🏽
also shoutout to @clearwillow for being my 2150th follower and also for being a new friend ((WHO HAS BEAUTIFUL ART HELLO??)) 
can't wait to see @lemonlushff yell at u in excitement more 🤣 ((I honestly feel the same way))
but yes love u all im happy I hav returned \( ̄▽ ̄)/
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elvesofnoldor · 4 years
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tfw elves who didn’t show up in the movies, show up and speak in lotr books 
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#mae overshares#(prev. yolanda)#or elves who didnt talk as much in the movies and had one or more lines in the books#gildor is not even that interesting but like. he talked and i rejoiced in that. also he's a noldor. huge bonus#i completely forget abt this character and that he encountered frodo when hes travelling with bunch of ppl in shire#and he was SUPER nice. wouldn't expect anything less from anyone in the house of finrod tho. their lord is the friend of Men after all#and it seems his love for race of men extends to all mortals too. anyways stan finrod#i dont begrudge PJ for changing it to pipping throwing a stone to distract the ring wraith. and frodo and sam saw some wood elves from afar#it makes sense to not introduce too many speaking characters that wouldnt matter later on#glorfindel being one of them. hes nice but then again. idc Arwen replaced him. arwen actually played a part later on#and this universe is extremely lacking of warrior elf women. so#reading lotr books is more enjoyable than watching lotr movies these days because...More Elf Content#re-reading lotr has been a treat...i love#but tbh im re-reading it mostly cause i decide to write a celebrimbor AU fic (as if i need more wip other than my huge dragon age fics)#and celebrimbor LIVES in that AU and he might or might not show up for the entirety of events of lotr#all about exploring legacies of Elder Days. and its impact on middle earth. all abt lineage and legacy. trauma of war#and dare i say...cultural identity? ok its not that deep. maybe. just abt them elves and abt my dude celebrimbor getting a happy ending#gildor will be in it tho. as the half-elven son of caranthir (its complicated but also a secret and he rejected house of feanor)#that oc was gonna be a oc instead of result of me projecting what i want on an existing character but hey#im just so giddy to relate the events of lotr to legacy of Feanor tbh. and putting an elf i care abt in the fellowship lmao#so other than those Extra Elf Content. this is also another reason why im having such fun re-reading the books
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captainshyguy · 6 years
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even asshole jesters have family right? maybe?? either way here’s my interpretation! 
the middle is his sister, the other two are his parents! they were all good people and dimentio single-handedly ruined all of their lives because he’s a bastard lmao
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Omg can I pls request our lovely 3 demon slayer boys (aged up) along with tengen and rengoku reacting to their gf getting (semi long) acrylics pls! (Can be fluff or smut idc) thank you!
I AM LITERALLY JEALOUS I DIDNT THINK OF THIS SOONER OMGGG OF COURSE
ANON!!!! ANON!!!!!!!! I FINISHED IT FOR YOU!!!!! IM SUPER SORRY IF THE FLOW IS OFF AND STORIES ARE KINDA CHOPPY IM REALLY TIRED AND TODAY HAS BEEN RIDICULOUS BUT I HOPE YOU SERIOUSLY ENJOY AND IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE YOU’D LIKE ME TO WRITE FOR YOU ILL ABSOLUTELY DO IT FOR YOU!!! Once again I do apologize I realize this isn’t my best work but I seriously hope you enjoy it regardless. If you don’t like it I’m more than willing to cut my pinky off way of the house husband style🙏
Criticism/tips welcome!!!
Request are always open!!!
warnings: heavy smut, vulgar language, nsfw themes, characters are aged up in these scenarios
If anything mentioned above may cause harm to your mental health do not read.
Kamaboko Squad + Rengoku and Tengen reacting to Semi long Acrylic Nails:
Tanjiro Kamado:
When you first brought up the idea of getting acrylics, Tanjiro was excited!
Tanjiro supports you no matter what and if you want to get pretty nails he is all for it!
He will even ask to pay for them, he wants to show his love anyway he can. 
He secretly wants you to get his haori pattern on your nails at least once, he wants everyone that sees you to know you are his. But like in a sweet way. 
After you get your nails, he is in awe. You look so feminine! So beautiful!
He adores you anyways, but seeing you express yourself so confidently makes his heart swell with pride.
Regardless of color or pattern you get he will admire them and compliment you any chance he gets.
He thinks you look really badass when you wield your sword with your nails. 
His heart would absolutely STOP if your nails matched your breathing technique.
On the more intimate side of things, Tanjiro would be entranced by them in bed.
When he’s fucking you, he wants to feel them. He wants you to claw his back, his arms, his chest. He wants to feel and see just how good he’s pleasuring you. 
“Am I making you feel good, love?” Tanjiro asked while he thrusted into you, his movements full of love and care.
“Yes, yes it feels so good-please keep going.” You whispered in the shell of his ear. Tanjiro dropped himself on top of you and wrapped his arms around your shoulders, so he could pound you even deeper. He quickened his pace, he just needed to hear you, to feel you digging in his back.
“Let me feel you, scratch me, dig your nails into my back.” Tanjiro said breathlessly, you did as he asked and raked your fingers up and down his back. Red trails ran from the tops of his shoulders down to hips, he shuddered under your touch. 
“Just like that-I’m so close.” Tanjiro begged as he kept up his rhythm as best as he could. You began to claw him harder, your strokes becoming slower as you lost your focus. You couldn’t help but lose yourself in the euphoria Tanjiro was putting you in. Before long the two of you came together, Tanjiro spilling his seed deep inside while you clenched him so tightly.
From then on your nails are an absolute turn on for him.
Will offer every time to pay for your nails and then as soon as the two of you get a moment alone he will want to try them out. 
10/10 supportive teddy bear that absolutely has a nail kink now. 
Inosuke Hashibira: 
Inosuke was very confused by your nails at first. 
“Did you get them to improve your fighting skills?” He’d ask.
You would gently explain to him that you got them because you like them. He doesn’t quite understand but hey as long as you’re happy, he’s happy.
He didn’t really get interested in them till one day he asked you to scratch a spot on his back he couldn’t reach. He was instantly hooked, it had been the most relieving itch of his life. 
Now whenever he has an itch you are obligated to do it for him, in fact he will constantly pester you to scratch his back and scalp. 
This sort of ritual between the two of you becomes a habit. When laying down together at night, Inosuke will press his back against you so you can scratch it for him. You later realized he wanted you to do it till he fell asleep, which you didn’t mind because it was cute seeing his needy side. 
One night you mistakenly thought he had fallen asleep, so you flipped over to find a comfortable position for yourself. That was until a very grumpy Inosuke turned and barked,
“Hey, I wasn’t asleep yet! Keep scratching!” 
On the outside you sighed and continued raking his back, but on the inside you were laughing hysterically. 
Besides their use, Inosuke thinks you look hot with your new nails. Especially when you’re mad or fighting a demon, you remind him of a wild animal. 
When things get hot and heavy, his interest towards your nails becomes more intense. 
He developed an infatuation with them and he constantly wants to see them wrapped around his dick. 
He just loves how your hands look, how dangerous they can be, but instead of hurting him they are pleasuring him to the best of your ability.
You sat on your knees in between his legs while you took Inosuke’s full length down your throat. Guttural moans and growls filled your ears as he continued to grind deep into your touch. Inosuke threw his head back and both his hands were intertwined in your hair, shoving your head down even further. One hand on his shaft that guided your lips up and down, while the other cupped his balls. This drove him wild, he could help but arch and thrust up into you. The more you slurped, the more he groaned. When his eyes weren’t rolling back into his head he would catch glimpses of you so eagerly sucking him. What finally pushed him over the edge was the way you looked up at him, your (e/c) eyes, your lips, your nails, they wrapped themselves so perfectly around his dick. It was too much and he spilled every last bit of his cum down your throat. 
9/10 only because you have to constantly scratch his back now, but he is overwhelmingly thrilled about them. 
Zenitsu Agatsuma:
One afternoon you mentioned to Zenitsu that you thought about getting your nails done, and of course Zenitsu was elated. That being said he worships the ground you walk on, so you knew that getting your nails done wouldn’t be a problem. 
Immediately after getting them done he has to see them. He holds your hands and inspects them smiling the whole time.
“They are so beautiful, (Y/n). Almost as beautiful as you.” He’d say while giving you a cheeky smirk. 
Thinks they are absolutely gorgeous and will always suggest colors or patterns he thinks would look good. But whatever design you pick out he will shower you in compliments about how you are so creative and brilliant.
He literally beams with pride every time you are around. 
If you suggested getting them done with a lightning design, this man will fall to his knees and propose to you again. He has absolutely done it before and absolutely does it again till you say yes. Even after you two are engaged he will still beg you to marry him. 
He already thinks you hung the moon, so when you are in battle and he sees you in all your glory, he will pass out from excitement and fear. 
He thinks your nails are a wonderful way to express yourself, especially in the demon slayer corps whenever has the same uniform. 
On the flip side to this, he is actually quite intimidated by your nails. He is already intimidated by you, but your amazing looks accompanied by your bold nails has him submissive. 
Especially in the bedroom. He is used to you taking control but now more than ever does he let you guide him. Something about your nails sparked something inside of him, you seemed now to demand authority and he intended to listen to your every command. 
“Do you like what I’m doing for you? Am I doing good?” Zenitsu would ask as he pounded into you. He loved the way you moaned and praised him, he craved it, he had to have your approval.
“Ah-you’re-you’re doing amazing baby, keep going for a little longer okay, baby?” You’d say in between gasps and moans, he pounded into you so passionately. He wanted to please you so desperately, if only you’d give him the honor of being able to be hopelessly dedicated to you for the rest of his life. 
Feeling both his and your climaxes approaching, you grabbed Zenitsu and threw him onto his back. You immediately straddled him, sunk yourself on to his length and began to ride him roughly. Zenitsu's eyes grew wide as he watched you bounce up and down on him, just the thought of you pleasuring yourself on him was enough to make him finish three times over. 
You watched his face flutter as you bobbed faster, then a truly filthy thought came to you.  You ran your hand up his chest and to his neck, you wrapped your fingers around his throat and began to squeeze. Almost instantly the two of you released simultaneously. 
Since that night, Zenitsu loves if you choke him, he loves it even more if he can feel your nails in the soft skin of his neck.
10/10 very much loves them and very much loves you.
Kyojuro Rengoku:
On your weekly date with Kyojuro, the two of you walked past a salon on the way home. You saw a young woman walk out with bright red acrylic nails and you fell in love with the look. When you both arrived home you mentioned it to him to which Kyojuro smiled widely and exclaimed,
“I think you would look amazing with them, darling!” 
Several days later you got your first set and went to Kyojuro. Much like Zenitsu, Kyojuro loves them! He would tell you that they are gorgeous and match your personality perfectly!
He begs you to get a set with flames on them, to which you agree. Kyojuro is over the moon about your nails and loves it even more when you coordinate your outfits to match them. He loves it even more when you play with his hair with them. As you run your fingers through his bright unruly hair he melts into your touch, you are always so gentle with him. So much so he blushes and shivers as you ruffle his mane. 
One evening though you stumbled upon a very interesting reaction from Kyojuro. Together the two of you laid in your shared futon, tired from a day full of training. You softly grazed your fingers across his back until his muscles quickly clenched. You nails had passed over the soft skin above his hips, and when you did it again you got the same reaction. As you went for a third pass Kyojuro gently grabbed your hand and pulled it around him.
“Darling, that tickles.” He said half asleep.
A devilish grin spread across your face. 
“Oh, I’m sorry baby…I didn’t realize this tickles!” You yelled before attacking his sides. 
Kyojuro’s eyes shot wide open and his muscles clenched. A terribly joyful smile spread across his face as he began to try and defend himself. Then his boisterous laughter erupted as held his arms tightly against his sides and brought his knees to his chest.
“No, stop it, (Y/n)! How dare you use my weakness against me! I won’t forget this!” Yelled Kyojuro as he still continued to howl in laughter. Soon you were caught up in your own laughter and failed to notice that he had escaped your grasp, and when you finally looked to find Kyojuro you saw him standing before you with his arms crossed; a mischievous grin of his own upon his lips. 
Seeing his expression you quickly wrapped yourself in the blankets from the bed and took off running out the room, you giggling the entire way. Kyojuro chased after you till he caught you, and when he did he tickled like you had tickled him. 
Soon the tickling turned into touching and kissing. Together on the floor the two of you sensual kisses one another as your hands wandered each other's bodies. You removed Kyojuro’s clothing and your hands traced the muscles on his chest and abdomen. Again Kyojuro’s muscles tensed but this time Kyojuro groaned in your mouth. Feeling your wandering fingers and the slight sharpness of your nails fueled his fire, he could feel his blood rushing faster the more you touched him.
He quickly picked you and ran to your shared room, once inside he threw you on to the bed.
As fast as he could, he entered inside you, both yours and his moans filled the room while your clothes were strewn about the room.
He delivered his ruthless thrust in between your legs while you laid on your back, one of his hands supporting his weight and the other holding yours flush against his chest.
“Yes that’s it, Darling, keep touching me, I need to feel you.” He grunted out as he continued to rut inside you. Following his request, you placed both your hands against his chest and squeezed his muscles. This rendered the most sinful of moans from Kyojuro.
12/10 Kyojuro is ticklish and you can utilize this for your agenda. Oh and yeah he loves your nails but still…you can threaten him with tickling.
Uzui Tengen:
Tengen was your inspiration for the nails originally. He always had his nails painted and he would paint yours whenever you wanted him too. So when you brought the idea to his attention, he wanted to get them done right away!
That was something he always loved about you, you were just as flashy as he was. You wore a dazzling haori, along with gorgeous gems that hung around your neck, wrist, and waist. Even more so you wore a similar makeup to him, which never failed to warm his heart. The nails were only your next step in your flamboyance journey!
After getting your first set, you went home and showed them to everyone. The girls and Tengen fawned over them! Seeing just how stylish you looked the girls wanted to get a set as well, Tengen couldn’t have been happier. 
The four of you fully exemplified the phrase ‘power couple’, especially you and Tengen. Considering you were both hashira in the demon slayer corps, people and the other slayers noticed you. You were a flashy, flamboyant couple who matched each other’s energy so well, and Tengen never missed a chance to show you off. 
Along with improving your look it seemed that your nails improved your fighting as well. Tengen knew this was from your recent boost in confidence, but he still told you it was the flashiness that was giving you strength.
When it came to the late evenings spent at his estate, the four of you spent your time together entangled with one another between the sheets. You were already a flashy lover; as Tengen had put it, but now you were ever more so. 
As you laid with your knees pressed into the soft fabric of your bed, Tengen slammed into you mercilessly. He loved hearing your whines and begs as he shoved himself as deep into you as he could go, he watched your body melt with pleasure as he fulfilled your every desire. You gripped the sheets as tightly as you could, he loves watching you struggle to find something to steady yourself on. 
“You like how I’m fucking your pussy, hm? Want me to go harder? Want me to go faster?” Tengen asked as he continued with his swift thrust. You could barely breathe, let alone speak. All of it was so amazing you couldn’t do anything but moan his name over and over.
“Uzui-oh fuck-Uzui!” You cried feeling yourself draw ever closer to your release.
“What do you want? Tell me and I’ll give you that and so much more-Fuck! You feel so good.” Tengen’s dirty words were filled with honey. You could feel him start to falter as he too became closer. 
“Harder, faster, please!” You managed to beg, and instantly Tengen’s hands gripped waist harshly. He changed his position to where he rested on knee, while the other stood beside your hips to help keep you steady. Just like that Tengen released his lust fueled strength upon you. He rammed into you while pulling your hips to meet him, he was completely buried inside. 
“That’s it, cum for me (Y/n), cum on my cock.” Just hearing his command made you fall into your blissful release. Your body clenched and squirted around his dock causing his eyes to roll back into his skull. His pace slowed and he pulled out of you, you still bent over as you recovered. 
Tengen maneuvered you and himself to where your head was now in between his legs. 
“It’s my turn now, baby. Show me how bad you want to please me.” Tengen said, a smirk plastered against his face. 
Knowing exactly what you wanted you took him in your mouth and began to quickly bob your head up. Sultry moans and groans fell from Tengen’s lips as he watched how diligently you sucked him. 
“That’s it, keep going.” He’d say he has guided your head down further. He loved watching you struggle and hearing you gag. 
Before long, Tengen met his own release and covered your mouth, face, and hands with his juices. Seeing you covered in his cum almost immediately made him hard again, and when you began to lick your fingers clean, he was ready for round two. 
6000/10 you are the flashiest couple of all time, the whole four of you look badass, respectfully. 
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jungkookschin · 2 years
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academic validation: jungkook smau
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synopsis: jungkook is an academic genius. in his free time, jungkook enjoys exploring the vast prospects of aerospace engineering, working through intricate calculus problems, and he loves indulging in video games. any game popular on twitch? been there, done that. though his skill is unmatched, he does only have one (1) friend, and his twitch streams get like two views...
oc, on the other hand, is oozing with social prowess. she has lots of friends, a super hot boyfriend, and tons of popularity.  she is trying to do good in school and make her parents happy. but.. with her lack of academic ability and super unsupportive (but hot) boyfriend, things get hard. yup... she definitely needs a tutor.
genre: social media au, fluff, comedy
pairing: nerdy!jungkook / gamer!jungkook x itgirl!oc
featuring: blackpink’s jennie and nct’s jaehyun, cameos from red velvet, txt, and enha
taglist: @moonacholy @bluxjun @dimguin @wrmnssoul @awseokjin @john-joong @era-genius @y3jiishot @yoonabeo @vicki10311 @ksooed @koostarcandy  @ysljoon @jungwonerz @ahnneyong @jinsearth @artsxpe @di0rgguk @pb-n-juju  @sohnfile @@teti-menchon0604 @secretlycrazyhummingbird @bjoriiss @arepabella @hrts4kook
introductions:
it girls
theyre at the top of the class
tae and jimin
chapters:
one : holding her tongue
two : the girls>>
three : follow my twitch @ jungkooks
four : is he calling me dumb
five : forgive and forget cause he’s cute
six : nasa 🚀
seven : talking shit
eight : you can’t give ur twitch stream donations to charity if no one watches them ....
nine : ew why’s he smiling
(bonus!) ten : graduation drip 😎
eleven : whatd i do wrong?
twelve : ill make it up to you
thirteen : tutor time (w/ written part✏️)
fourteen: aight bye then
fifteen: how men flirt: point something out in the back of the photo
sixteen: overwatch and genshin
seventeen: idc it’s just funny
eighteen: intermission
nineteen: are you gonna make fun of me because im a weeb(w/ written part ✏️)
twenty: never have i been embarrassed of those damn streams until now..
twenty one: taehyung take the L
twenty two: student 🤝 tutor foreva
twenty three: taking applications to be one of my three wives
twenty four: that was unexpected
twenty five: goofy ass name
twenty six: what a beautiful day!
twenty seven: that's the point of the game weirdos
twenty eight: atta boy
twenty nine: hate seeing him like that :/
twety nine and a half: fck that competition ( written part ✏️)
thirty: integration bee
thirty one: academic validation
thirty two: i'll explicitly say it
thirty three: she's so cute
thirty four: accessorizing with a zebra print bag (w/ written part ✏️)
thirty five: that was odd... anyways
thirty six: i'll give you my life savings to do it...
thirty seven: league of legends
thirty eight: time to pounce 🤤
thirty nine: insecurities
forty: draining jk's wallet 😛
forty one: grads
forty two: insecurities pt 2
forty three: my baby
forty four: sad ending
authors note: changing yn to oc since oc is pictured as a specific individual in this smau
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zackcrazyvalentine · 3 years
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IF CROWLEY DOESNT DO A PARENTS DAY AND MC DONT GET TO SEE EVERYONE FAMILY IM THROWING A TANTRUM
i really really really wanna see deuce’s mother because she’s sounds nice and the way he talks about her is just- JSISKSOSKSOSODKDK
THE TWINS’ PARENTS KSKSKS
i saw ONE fanart of them and i 🧎🏾‍♀️ . I FEEL LIKE MAMA LEECH WOULD BE LIKE JADE AND PAPA LEECH LIKE FLOYD BUT SUPER CURIOUS ABOUT MC ????? LIKE A POOR HUMAN ACTUALLY MANAGED TO GRAB THE ATTENTION OF THEIR PRECIOUS CHILDREN ???? LET ME AT THEM-also they probably are tall as hell so the whole meeting with them and mc is like “sir please bend over my neck is stating to do things it’s not supposed to do-“
AZUL’S MOTHER AND STEPFATHER
azul’s mother gives me sweet but sharp women ? like a bit like ursula but more kind ? if that’s makes sense- AND HIS STEPFATHER IS SUPER SUPPORTIVE OF AZUL AND IS SUPER PROUD OF HIM-
I ALSO WANNA SEE VIL’S FATHER BECAUSE HE SEEMS SO NICE AND HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE A LOT OF COOL STORIES TO TELL AND I JUST REALLY WANNA SEE HIM
no thoughts epel’s grandparents coming to see him but then getting lost and brought back by mc to epel BUT THEN epel’s grandma grabs both their hands and asks when they’re gonna marry epel-
SEBEK’S MAMA AND PAPA (am i fawning over a couple that never got an apparition in the game? yes i will do it again) IMAGINE IF HIS MOM IS LIKE “ following in your parents footsteps huh ? you have good taste son !” AFTER SEEING MC-
MALLEUS’ GRANDMOTHER
i feel like she would be kind of awkward? but she’s trying her best ! and she is so proud of malleus and talks to mc about the achievements he has done over the years and just height a sweet grandma overall-
i wanna see ace’s mom because i know she’s the type to EMBARRASS her son in front of mc “oh ace dear do you remember that one time you ate a worm and then cried about it ? i still have the video let me search for it-“ and ace is like “mom what- STOP” and mc just sipping on the tea collecting blackmail material
SPEAKING OF BLACKMAIL AZUL’S MOTHER WOULD PROBABLY SHOW BABY PICS OF AZUL ANS WOULD BE GUSHING OVER HIM WITH MC-
KALIM’S PARENTS WOULD PROBABLY TAKE ONE LOOK AT MC AND BE LIKE “do you wanna marry my son he’s very handsome” “ma’am who are you-“
AND AND AND CHEKA JUMPING IN MC’S ARMS SHOWING HIS PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS HIS OTHER FAVORITE PERSON IN NRC AND FARENA IS LIKE “you , you must become part of the family” “what with those family the fuck-“ AND AND I FEEL LIKE CHEKA’S MAMA AND GRANDMA ARE SUPER TALL STRONG WOMEN AND THEY TOOK A LIKING TO MC TOO
important note if mc is meeting riddle’s mom and jamil’s parents it’s to fight them to death-
tl’dr : mc’s ending up with a bit too much of marriage proposals
I FORGOT A LOT OF PEOPLE BUT THAT WILL HAVE TO COME LATER BUT AIISISOAOWKSKSKKWWKWKOWOWOW
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! [PSST!!! You can find the continuation h e r e !!]
YA DUMB CROWMAN, YA BETTER MAKE A FAMILY DAY HAPPEN SO WE CAN SEE ALL THE PARENTS AND MAYHAPS SOME OF THE SIBLINGS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
DEUCE’S MAMA 🥺🥺🥺💓💓💓💓💓💓💓
I 100% AGREE!! I wanna meet her so bad! She sounds so gentle and caring, I just wanna thank her for everything idc 🥺
“Deuce, hi! Oh, is this your mother, Mrs. Spade?!” MC bound up to him, quite eagerly, might he add.
“A-Ah, [Name]... Yes *ahem* Mom, this is [Name]. [Name], this is my mother.” The Heartslabyul student awkwardly introduced.
the woman’s face lit up, “Oh dear, oh my! This is your friend [Name]?! Hello, dear! I’ve heard wonders of you from Deucey here~!”
MC looked at their friend with a teasing smirk, “Oh, has he?”
She giggled cutely. “Indeed he has, and allow me to say,” Those same peacock green eyes they knew from Deuce looked into theirs, “Thank you for taking care of my son. You’re a wonderful soul, from what I know.”
The tender look in her eyes, her gentle smile and soft voice... MC’s heart sparkled with some sort of nostalgic feeling.
They suddenly bowed, startling the mother-son pair. “N-No, I should be the one thanking you, Mrs. Spade!!”
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OH HECK YEAH!!! TWEEL PARENTS!!! 
I’ve seen two iterations of their personalities: Mama being playful and at-her-own-flow like Floyd, Mama being elegant, proper and mysterious like Jade while Papa is a more... controlled version of Floyd (same goofy smile and carefree demeanor, but not as easy to lash out as Floyd)
BUT ABSOLUTELY!!! Imagine Mama Leech approaching them like a sophisticated lady, making such comments that just due to her tone of voice and the look in her eyes have MC blushing and trembling in fear and shyness
Papa Leech almost kabedoning them to have the little trembling shrimp still for him to observe: “My sons... interested in such a tiny shrimp... so small and magicless...” A shine in his eyes as he smirked that familiar pointy-toothed smirk at them, “Interesting enough to have us up in the surface like this~ ...Don’t you think so, Darling?”      “Indeed, My Love” Much similar to the eel twins, they chuckled sinisterly
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AZUL’S INTELLIGENT, STRONG, CAPABLE MOMMA <333333333 I LOVE SHE SM <3333333
What if Granny Ashengrotto also comes with? 🥺 THE MOST WHOLESOME MEETING (of course, after the whole family [including stepdad] celebrates Azul’s accomplishments with Mostro Lounge and his contracts, both parents being HELLA proud of their little baby octopus ❤️)
Then MC will notice all of them CODDLING Azul, pinching his cheeks and reminding him of how squishy and chubby he was when young. Look at him now!! A proper business man with a bright future!    MC giggles at the dorm leader’s bright blush, and the attention immediately shifts to them
“Oh, Azul~ Is this the [Name] you’ve talked so much about~?”
“M-Mom-!!”
“Ohoho~ Look the the bumpkin he’s managed to score! Our little Azul definitely has an eye for beauty!”
“G-Granny-! *ahem* Grandma, please!”
“Say, did you ever get to see how utterly cute and fluffy Azul was as a baby? Oh~, the absolute cutest, my dear!” The lady glowing with happiness immediately pulled her phone out and scrolled through some photos. Little baby Azul, Azul in middle school, tiny Azul celebrating his birthday as he sat on Granny’s lap while admiring all the food on the table... Each picture showcasing more and more of the merman’s charm.   And all he could do was hide away in his office out of shame.
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Maybe MC has see some movies after arriving to the Wonderland, isn’t Vil’s father an actor too? What if he starred in some of those movies?!
Imagine all the stories he can tell about the whole recording period and the behind the scene tricks!
Perhaps both Schoenheits have inside jokes about their line of work, and they let MC in on them!
“Say, are you not interested in becoming the face of a new beauty product? It’s from a partner company, and they’re searching for new talent. You have a certain charm to you, a beauty that many can identify with.” The man offered, taking out a spare free sample of some lip/cheek tint.
Vil took a look at the product, “Oh, they came out with new things already?”
“And they followed your advice to heart, their new formula seems to be all natural and friendly with different skin types and tones.”
Both actors looked at you, “What say you, [Name]?”
“I can hook you up with an interview.” Stated the older man.
“And I can train you.” Vil quickly added.
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OMG EPELS GRANDPARENTS GETTING LOST AND MC HELPING THEM TO POMEFIORE BACK TO EPEL 😭❤️❤️❤️
“G-Grangran, Pops! W-What are you doing here? Isn’t it... peak apple season?” The lilac haired boy was startled at seeing his family.
Granny quickened her pace to go to her grandson, “Oh, shush, little apple! Here, I brought you some homemade apple pie to share with friends.” She looked back at MC as they and her husband came to stand by her. 
“Epel, dear,” Her wrinkled hands came to take one of his and one of MC’s, “Your friend here guided us to you. They’re so kind, a wonderful candidate for spouse, right Honey?” She teased, looking at Epel’s grandad while they shared a laugh at how the young boy was blushing profusely at the comment (and at MC’s cute nervous smile from the slight embarrassment they felt after Grangran’s words)
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Honest question: Which of us ISN’T daydreaming about Sebek’s parents? jkdskdsdf (his mom’s a MILF 100%)
“SON!” A firm yell startled both 1st years. “Headmaster Crowley notified us about a Family Day going on in your school, we were allowed to drop by today to greet you and meet your friends!” A tall lady with long, messy green hair approached them.
“Mother!” A bright smile graced Sebek’s lips, turning around to engulf his mother in a hug. “Father!” He shook the man’s hand firmly. “It’s an honor to have you here! Would you like to visit the novel Diasomnia dorm of which I’m part of and is led by out Lord Malleus?”
It was the human man who peeked over his son’s form who noticed them, “Oh, hello there! You must be one of Sebek’s friends, I presume?”
The mature woman promptly pushed past her son, taking a gander at the human who was with him. She remained silent, eyes shifting from MC to Sebek, so on and so forth... until...
A proud smile brightened her face, “Ah, my little Crocodile is following along Mama’s path~💕” While her son and husband let out a surprised babble of words at her insinuation.
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Malleus’ Grandmother... A figure that has everyone bowing with her mere presence in a room
“Grandmother, this is a very important person I want you to meet.” It was strange of Malleus to be this eager, let alone about someone. 
The Queen (she’s the current queen of VoT right? aaa) walked along her grandson, holding onto his arm as he led the way to a... rundown building?
“Ah! Tsunotarou, hello!” A human greeted them. “O-Oh!” They bowed hurriedly at the regal presence that accompanied their friend today. “P-leasure to meet you, your Highness.”
A look of utter surprise crossed her face, “Malleus..! A.. human?!” The tense atmosphere made MC straighten up and nervously look at the fae in front of them. “And that nickname?! Young one, do you know who you are speaking to?!” Anger flashed in her eyes as she addressed MC.
“Yes, they do.” The crown prince stepped in, shielding MC behind him, “And I allow them to use that nickname... After all, fae can’t lend their name, or can we?” She remained on defense, giving her grandson’s friend a disparaging look. 
"They were lost, and so was I... Along the way, we found each other. This is a friendship I treasure with all my being, and you have been a very important figure through my life... Would you give them a chance?” He tried to bargain.
The Queen kept her stance, looking at the human, who smiled uncertainly and waved at her. Strangely, she felt no threat coming from them, only warmth, a feeling of being welcomed. Her heart was filled with that warmth for a moment.
Clearing her throat, she relaxed. “Very well, only for you, Malleus... So, who must your friend be?”
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ACE’S MOM IS JUST AS MUCH AS A TEASE, MOCKING THING AS ACE IS!!! AND SHE’D ABSOLUTELY BUST ALL SORT OF EMBARRASSING STORIES FROM HIS CHILDHOOD!! (ALSO AMAZING IMAGINATION WITH THAT STORIE OF THE WORM, MADE ME LOUGH OUT LOUD JSFDFAS)
“Say, do you remember when you took a bite out of my decorative soaps thinking they were jellies? You looked like a rabid dog with all the foam!” The woman openly chuckled, much to her son’s chagrin.
“And that one time you came running and crying to your brother’s arms after a beetle ‘launched and attacked you’ as it flew to your face? You became scared of them for a whole year!” MC laughed along with her.
“Oh, please, tell me more! I’m delighted to know more about Ace’s childhood from you, Mrs. Trappola, since he seldom talks about it himself.” They looked at Ace with a mocking smile, enjoying hos his mother openly provided such wonderful blackmail material.
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Kalim is SO EXCITED to present you to his parents! Look, mom, dad! I made another friend aside from Jamil! :DDD
The bright ray of sunshine bounded up to MC, with an equally as bright couple behind him. “[Name], [Name]! Come here! I want you to meet my parents!” Kalim took their hand and quickly dragged them over to where his parents were.
“Mom, dad! This is [Name]! They arrived at NRC unexpectedly, but I very much enjoy their presence and companionship!” That toothy grin so characteristic of him found his way on his lips.
MC bowed slightly in greeting. “A pleasure to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Asim!”
The older couple shared a look before coming up to MC, with the man shaking their hand and the woman pinching their cheek. “Hello there, young one! Kalim seems to be very fond of you! Say, would you mind joining the family? I’m certain Kalim approves!” His father hurriedly spoke.
“H-Huh?! What?!” MC could only accept their coddling and affection as they blushed and looked at their white haired friend for help... But he was busy blushing himself~
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Leona is NOT AT ALL happy to have his family visit him in the ONE PLACE where he’s away from them
"Leona-ojitan! [Nickname]!" The little bundle of joy sprinted the pair's way, eliciting a groan from the 3rd year.
"Not that brat again." Leona rubbed his temple.
MC giggled, "C'mon, Cheka isn't that bad! I can take care of him."
"Brother!" Now, that certainly startled MC... Because not only was the exclaimed name all there was, no no, a redheaded lion beastman wrapped his arms around Leona's torso from behind and lifted him some centimeters off the ground. "Long time no see, Leona! Isn't it wonderful that your school's holding a Family Day?! As soon as we got word of it, we came to visit!"
"Fareena... Put. Me. DOWN." Savanaclaw's dorm head growled. Thankfully, the overexcitable man followed through, laughing at his brother's antics.
"[Nickname], can you see how much I've grown since last time! I'm half a centimeter taller!" Cheka giggled as he climbed up MC's leg, ultimately reaching his goal to be carried by them.
"A-Ah, that's wonderful!" They laughed awkwardly at the kid.
The cub was removed from their person by someone. "Apologies, dear, Cheka can be a handful sometimes." A lioness woman smiled gently at you. "Tell them you're sorry, Cheka. You know better than to use people as jungle gyms."
The boy became crestfallen, ears flattening as he fumbled with his fingers. "Sowwy, Mx. [Name], I shouldn't have done that."
MC chuckled a bit. "Apology accepted."
"So you must be this mystery person Cheka rambled about after spectating the Magift tournament." An older woman approached, pinching the child's cheek.
"Yes yes, gramma! [Nickname] played with me when I visited ojitan! They're my other favorite friend here at NRC, they took great care of me!"
At that, both lionesses perked up. Even Fareena approached the circle after his boy spoke so fondly of MC right now.
"Oh, I see~" The younger of the two ladies giggled, accompanied by Fareena's loud laughter.
Leona had a look of utter terror at what was going to be said next. Eyes wide, ears flat, he looked ready to run away from the scene at a moment's notice.
Who they assumed to be Leona's mother approached MC, placing a hand on their shoulder. "A natural ability with kids... Son!" She looked at leona now, who flinched at her call, "I see you've chosen a great mate!"
As MC and Leona were taken into a family hug, they only remained stunned as the words completely registered in their minds.
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Oh, I absolutely agree with that!! The atmosphere with Riddle's mother and Jamil's parents will be HELLA TENSE
If anything, I feel MC would potentially get along with Jamil's younger sister, enjoying the friendly banter they have as siblings. But even more so, liking how Jamil shows he cares and how he genuinely smiles while his sister is with him.
I feel she'd also tell him in private:
"So~, that friend of yours..."
Jamil only raised an eyebrow at her words, leading her to sigh, "[Name]! The magicless prefect!"
"Uh-huh, what about them?" The boy inquired, wanting to hear her say it earnestly and not go the "you know what I'm talking about" way.
"Yeah... I think they're pretty cool..." Jamil smiled slightly. "Oh, what's that~? I knew you seemed way too close!" She chuckled after noticing the tiniest change in his expression.
The brunet ruffled her hair, "Nothing, it's nothing at all..."
"Say the one with a lovestruck face!"
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HSKAHDKD I HONESTLY WABTED TO WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT ACE'S BIG BRO, AND SEBEK'S OLDER SIBLINGS
Not to mention Jack's little siblings, and Trey's too! Cater's older sisters!
TWST PLS GIVE US FAMILY DAY EVENT!!! I WANNA SEE ALL THESE CUTE FAMILIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HDKSHDKS SORRY THIS IS HELLA LONG LOL, got carried away~
Hope you enjoy! Visit the askbox once more whenever you like, Anon ❤️!!!
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jikookpancakes · 3 years
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JIKOOK FIC RECS that no one asked for (2021)
but im giving anyway because THE TALENT IN THIS FANDOM IS INSANE
long post incoming!! this is probably just part 1 because i wont stop reading anytime soon so i’m inserting that link just in case i do make another one in the future
What’s a Soul Really Worth, Anyway? by thisneedsmorefilth - 130k words, fantasy, demon!jm, witch!jk, listen, this and the next one are my top 2 jikook fics of all time, so well-written, plot so exciting legit reads like a book, better than a lot of books tbh, the world-building is INSANE, jungkook and the gang accidentally summon demon!jimin and chaos ensue, especially for jungkook...and you know why!!!, so funny, angsty, cried so much, happy ending but listen to me: you gotta read the sequel too, YOU GOTTA.
Militat Omnis Amans: The Beginnings by edaen - 92k words, fantasy, werewolf!jk, vampire!jm, forbidden love, super slow burn but super worth it, JIKOOK IN THIS IS MY FAVORITE JIKOOK IN ANY FIC EVER EVER EVER, this is the ultimate all or nothing will freeze hell over for the other kind of love, and the way this is written is just so... how do i describe it. like you can just tell the author wanted to be very realistic with their feelings. you’ve seen the word count, this is SLOW burn. like you will legit feel their struggle to just be able to love each other and while it hurts, it’s also SO GLORIOUS. i love this one so much and if you like reading angst with happy ending but like cranked up to 200% then read this. bonus feels if you read the whole series
Until Dawn (series) by edaen - this is the long series where the previous one above is part of. highly rec if you love fantasy and you wanna read about bts being a rag tag group of supernatural beings fighting evil yay. also it makes the above fic more satisfying because you see more of jikook just being tgt and in love (with bonus angst because of course)
7 Signs by NamHyora - 27k words, secret spies au, abo, alpha!jk, omega!jm who is always used as a raven in their operations aka they use jimin and his attractive self to attract people and gather information or acquire targets and all that spy stuff, and his bestie alpha jk is not too happy about it hehe, friends to lovers, iove this one so much i wish it was longer but i think the author is planning to write a sequel!
Drop Like Confetti by annie_vi - 110k words, ceo!jk, age difference, age swap, ahhh i love this fic so much cause jimin smart and mature and has this no bs attitude, and he can keep up with jk despite the age gap and the difference in status/experiences, jk sexy dilf in this one eheh, i love it cause the drama/angst tackles a very real concern for such couples, like there’s no angst just for the sake of having angst, it really makes sense where they’re both coming from, they’re so whipped for eo too so love that for me
Fold it Up Like Origami by annie_vi - 99k words, gamer!jk, model!jm, same author as above and jk is so boyfriend goals in this one and in all this author’s fics in general like wow my standards are so high now i will legit be single forever just reading jikook fics (with no regrets), secret relationship due to their celeb status, well-written as usual, dialogues/banter in this author’s fics are just YES
The Tournament by kinkmins - 34k words, prince!jm, bodyguard!jk, abo, i’ll paste part of the summary here “Prince Jimin gets ready to hold a tournament where 50 alphas compete for a chance to court him, his father the king hires a new bodyguard who is a little too blunt and a little too talkative.“, i really love this oneeeee
Screwed Up and Brilliant by annie_vi - 113k words, escort!jk, jimin needed a date for a work event and in comes jungkook, escort extraordinaire with a no sex rule and jimin is just dasdkjfhasl, a lot of that “is this real or is he just acting” kinda angst, fluff smut angst
Like Everything Glows by annie_vi - 180k words, merman!jm, aquatic vet!jk, ok this is like my 4th rec from this author just read all their fics you’re welcome, this is their first fantasy fic but soso good, i rec’d this to someone who doesn’t really read fics and she really loved it and said “their love is so pure hhh”, she’s right
Track one: I love you by honeydice - 30k words, they’re “just” best friends, lots of pining it hurts, there’s some yoonmin and mentioned past jinmin in this so just noting in case, angst, denial of feelings, siiiiigh
InYou by edaen - 4k words, pwp :), abo, the morning after jikook mating, more sexytimes ensue + fluff
Falling For You Again by Rose_gold715 - 30k words, amnesia au, jk forgets about jimin and idk just something about this hits right in the feels. btw i don’t support the jk hated jm before in real life agenda so i don’t like this fic for that reason but i like this fic because i love me some good painful angst with happy ending.
The President’s Son by AmeliaBedelia - 55k words, bodyguard!jk, president’s son!jm, jk is assigned to shadow jm bc his life is under threat, and things develop :), jm is jk’s gay awakening :) :)
A Touch of Sin by pettey - 102k words, fantasy au, police officer!jk, supernatural!jm, shamanism, LOOK AT THE RANGE OF JIKOOK WRITERS YALL, this is such an interesting concept, so different from every other fic i’ve read, really well-written, sometimes you come across fics and you cant help but go “someone out there rly blessing me with this art for free”
Tears to the Tide by haromame - 65k words, abo, alpha!jk, omega!jm, honestly there’s not a lot of abo elements it’s focused more on jungkook having ptsd as he just came from war, established relationship jikook, he comes back home to jimin and things have just... changed. except their love ok THEY LOVE EO SO MUCH this made me cry so f much ugh so good tho.
Zero Hour by edaen - 5k words, canon compliant, a little drabble based around rosebowl jikook, it’s part of a series/collection of canon compliant jikook so if you’re looking for more canon compliant here you go!!, also if you can’t tell already i tend to like several things from a single author, i haven’t read their other fics im legit saving for sad days but i am confident enough to say their other fics are also rec-worthy.
Wonder by wordcouture - 7k words, im sorry in advance, mcd :( pls take care of yourself, i don’t like sad endings ok i don’t, but this is so popular and i was like, ok let’s see what the hype is all about, i get it now, :((((((((((((((((((((, well-written tho, bc the author will manage to crush your heart in just 7k words ha ha
The Omega Revolution by PinkBTS  - 158k words, abo, alpha!jk omega!jm, dystopian au, the hunger games more specifically mockingjay vibes, angst with happy ending but there’s some...things... lost along the way and i think that’s realistic for a dystopian war au, well-written
Blind Switch - 226k words, jockey!jk, rich spoiled brat!jm, jm gets exiled to his grandparents ranch where he meets jk yeehaw, im sorry for the yeehaw, anyway fluff smut angst enemies friends to lovers hurt/comfort slow burn happy ending, all the good stuff, ugh jk so boyfriend goals, also the amount of fluff in the later chapters thank u writer
Finally by Rose_gold715 - 12k words, abo, alpha!jk, omega!jm, angst with happy ending, jikook mate out of convenience and jimin runs away from jk and his pack feeling unloved and outcasted, but jungkook goes after him :((
Park Jimin’s Guide to Good Housekeeping by Ashlyn17 - 235k words, fantasy au, when i say jikook has the best fic writers i mean jikook has the best fic writers because THE WORLD-BUILDING in this one?, THE PLOT TWIST?, yesyesyes, jungkook is a powerful fae and jimin is assigned to be his housekeeper hehe, listen my entire fic rec has several that could be great netflix shows and this is definitely one of them
A Spell That Reminds Me of Your Name by Chimneycricket - 42k words, wizards!au, enemies to friends to lovers and the development felt natural, well-written plus the author sometimes makes art of their fics and other jikook fics and posts on twitter, both their fics and art are so good, i’ve heard good stuff about their other fics too :)
that’s it for now!
just a quick one about my preferences: idc about tops/bottoms, i read just about anything but i prefer fantasy and multi-chaptered fics, i love established relationship jikook so hmu with recs anytime, i don’t like reading anything with cheating and mcd, i love fics where jk and jm are just so friggin in love they are just IT for eo, and at the end of the day even if there are elements to the fics i wouldn’t normally read, as long as they’re well-written then i’m all for it
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queersturbate · 2 years
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Idc if you'll like it, but Christmas Lawlight hcs bc im feeling its atmosphere (also sorry for mistakes)
• Light is gifted with a sweater and he pretends not to like it bc it's not his style, it's childish, it doesn't suit him etc. but mostly he's just embarrassed about how much he actually likes it. But he thinks he can't wear it bc his family excepts him to be a serious grown up man who dresses like a 40-year old (it's all in his head, of course). L sees it and one day just pulls out of nowhere an absolute matching sweater but of different colour (blue, Light's is red) . L himself loves this sweater bc it's comfy but mainly he just wanted to make Light feel more confident. So now they are both wearing obnoxious matching sweaters with snowflakes and deers and stuff but at least they are happy.
• When they decorate Christmas Tree, L just puts decorations wherever he wants, and Light is the type who wants a stylishly-looking tree, like from the pictures in Pinterest. So they are circling the tree from opposite sides: L is leaving an unsymmetrical trail of toys and Light tries to fix the decorations so they are more appealing. All of this is accompanied by occasional hisses like "Don't you dare put this toy there its colour is standing out" and "If Light-kun tries to put my toy somewhere else it will increase his Kira percentage by 7%"
• Matsuda is very concerned about L and Light's relationship so he decides to improve it by somehow making them meet under the mistletoe. Light is furious, and so is Soichiro, but rest of the Task Force finds it hilarious, bc L is constantly acting like an asshole around them, why shouldn't he suffer being made fun of as well? Light agrees to this eventually, but still calls it a dumb European tradition. L doesn't complain, he just stares at Light the whole time, ignoring Task Force's jokes and comments. When they kiss, it's just lips, no tongue, but it's a steady pressure. It's unusual, but not unwelcome. They stay like this a little longer than necessary, and even Task Force members, who were chuckling in the beginning fall completely silent. In the end, Light pulls away first, turns totally red and all but flees the room. If anyone from Task Force tries to joke about this he makes them regret it by saying witty and unobvious insults about them.
• When everyone is warmed up by mulled wine, L and Light get super touchy and fall asleep on the couch with their limbs entangled together at 4 a.m.
these are so cute ahhhhh!!!!!!! i love christmas headcanons!! feel free to send me some christmas/winter hcs if you want!
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f1nalboys · 2 years
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Random Randy Meeks HC’S
here ya go :D thanks to those who were interested in these heheh
WARNINGS: some nsfw stuff mentioned throughout, mostly wholesome tho lol
Randy is Jewish and he takes it super seriously
His family does easter egg hunts though, Randy is so competitive it makes me laugh
He has so many freckles especially on his shoulders and back
His first tattoo is on his thigh and it’s a knife
You know, because of Halloween lol
He wants to get his entire leg done up in horror movie themed tattoos
MATCHING TATTOOOOOOOS 
He’d do those couple tattoos where you each write out something in your handwriting and then get the others tattooed in a spot you can always see it 
Randy can sing
He is so good at carnival games it almost worrying 
He can win you the biggest stuffed animal you’ve ever seen
Randy is also good at those arcade games but he doesn’t really like any of the prizes so
Like a fucking angel
He gives his tickets away to kids who haven’t gotten any
He’s a big fan of DND and magic the gathering
More of a fan for DND though
He does not take it seriously, though, like character creation wise
Him and Tatum are besties and (because they fucking lived don’t talk to me) they hang out even as they grow older 
Needs post it notes to keep his life in order and even that doesn’t help
Really neat handwriting 
He really loves trashy reality TV, it’s a weird guilty pleasure of his
WEED SMOKER ALERT
Big fan of edibles and he is the type to get ripped off LMFAO
“$50 for a gram?? What a steal :D” and then its oregano
He plays animal crossing with his partner and they share literally everything
He brings gifts for said partner in the game and will text them if they’re not playing at the same time and is like “Check your house when you get on :)”
And it’s a random fossil or something
LOVE NOTES
Randy is a fan of poetry and will write his own even if he thinks they’re shitty
And if you ask enough he’ll let you read it but he’ll be so embarrassed im going to kiss him
He loves kids and is so good with them
He has a big extended family and lots of younger cousins that he watches and plays with on holidays and get togethers
They call him Uncle Randy :,)
He wants a big family when hes older but he wants to have a daughter first
Girl Dad Randy omg
He takes pride in being the ‘cool’ dad so he keeps up to date on the latest trends so he can talk to his kids about stuff
“Have you seen this dope tik tok?” “Dad don’t call stuff dope” “Is swag out too???”
Randy loves hard rock music 
He needs glasses to read heheh
Randy will go to college for film but he’ll minor in fashion idc he LOVES fashion and the trends throughout the decades
He’s also a history buff lol
Not one of those WW2 history nerds but he’s super into pirates
He’s a panty sniffer fight with yourself LOL
Randy will never admit it but he loves (and i mean LOVES) shitty horror movies
Like yeah he appreciates the ‘better’ films and has a hard rating system but look me in the eye and tell me he wouldn’t get high and watch Thankskilling???? 
Randy is a scrapbooker 
He’s super sentimental and he writes in his journal everyday to keep a log of everything thats happened
Wants to have an apartment with his significant other with a cat and a few fish and maybe a gerbil
And he wants the place decorated in a way that shows how homey it is and how well loved the place is and he wants to be cooking with his partner and have the radio playing soothe jazz and he wants to wrap his arms around them and dance with them in the kitchen
GOD i want to make out with him so hard
Hes so submissive it makes me want to fuck him
Randy also does paint by numbers hehe
He lets you do his makeup and nails and literally anything else
Big fan of skirts and mesh tops 
His happy trail….. God im salivating
He has his nipples pierced
And if he wasn’t super scared he’d get his dick pierced
HE GETS HIS TONGUE PIERCED TOO
Just imagine how it feels when he’s going down on you-
Doesn’t spend money much, more of a saver
But when he buys stuff it’s something he really really really wants
He can go three rounds minimum 
Master at using his tongue mhm
I have so many more but i forgot them all lol
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xxgothchatonxx · 2 years
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@raspberryfingers said 
Tbh, I know I like it because I’m a clannibal shipper, but also, it’s not often we get to see a woman actually shape her life how she wants it, and Clarice does. She literally is just like “f it, Hannibal treats me better than they do idc what he’s done I’m gonna get that dick,” which is honestly respectable.
And like whenever we see powerful women in media they like can’t have husbands or they’re just bitches to men, and Clarice is like “yup I have a husband/lover and yup im still an absolute badass and he doesn’t control me,” which is SUPER COOL
so all in all, go Thomas Harris for giving us Clarice starling because wow what a girlboss and yup because she does deserve the happy ending she got
THIS!! ALL OF THIS! 
I mean, this is such a “good for her” ending if ever I saw one! And you’re right, while this is certainly empowering for her, she’s also not a bitch to Hannibal. So it’s empowering for him, too. She’s treated with respect by him, and he’s treated with respect by her. 
Clannibal - the healthiest fucked up relationship. 
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