Peter: I would kill for you.
MJ: That’s sweet and all, but please don’t do that.
Peter: Oh thank god. Because I would do it, but it would weigh on me.
MJ: …
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Jonghyun: *goes shopping and sees this shirt*
Jonghyun: “Awww, somebody made a shirt just for me!”
Jonghyun to the sales clerk: “I’ll take this one in every color you have. Please and thank you!”
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Cas: Where are you going?
Dean: To get mySELF an anniversary gift, since SOMEBODY didn’t get me one.
Cas: I told you it’s coming on Friday!
Sam: *eating popcorn knowing full well that the gift is an engagement ring*
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Dustin: I’m gonna need a human skull, but you can’t ask why.
Eddie: Only if you also don’t ask why.
Eddie: *produces four pristine human skulls from his bag*
Dustin: …
Dustin: *grabs one* This one will do.
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Thinking about the what if El was never interested in Mike romantically, she just assumed she was discourse on the tag today and how it's very possible what could make El fully realize this, is when in s5 she see's Will's love for Mike in real time, for the first time, and she's just like damn! That is not me!
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I know this is just a silly bad quality random screencap of a screencap that I found on facebook lol, BUT it's a succinct enough image to easily describe the concept in a quick/accessible way hopefully :
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(and of course, feel free to elaborate in tags, etc.! (especially elaborating about other senses as well.. can you "hear" in your mind just as well as you can "see"? taste? etc.) It's an interesting topic to me, as someone who's like a 4.5 at MOST lol. I'm curious what option will be the most common :0c )
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Kagome: InuYasha.
InuYasha: Hm?
Kagome: I don't like that you don't have a last name.
InuYasha: Excuse me?
Kagome: You have no last name. It sucks!
InuYasha: Well what's wrong with that?
Kagome: It doesn't suit you. You deserve a last name.
Kagome: You should get a last name.
InuYasha: Get one??? And to what???
Kagome: Higurashi. *walks away*
InuYasha *flustered*: D-did you just-!
InuYasha: DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME!!!!????
InuYasha: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY!!!!
InuYasha: ARE YOU GIGGLING!!!???
InuYasha: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-
And that's how InuYasha became InuYasha Higurashi (and married Kagome)
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“white mourning.”
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Elevator, heading out on the town after a competition.
Yuri: *eyes Otabek's ensemble*
Otabek: Something wrong?
Yuri: *unzips the jacket*
Otabek: ...
Yuri: *pushes his back against Otabek's chest*
Otabek: ???
Yuri: *shoved his hands down both sleeves as far as they will go*
Otabek: ..?
Elevator opens.
Victor and Yuuri: ?!?!?!
Yuri: *walks forward like nothing strange, firmly tucked into the jacket*
Otabek: *is practically dragged along, but manages to keep his own feet*
Victor and Yuuri: *enter said elevator*
Yuuri: *pushes floor button*
Elivator closes.
Victor: He's literally leading that boy astray.
Yuuri: Ummmhum.
Victor: And he's letting him.
Yuuri: Umhum.
Victor: I SHOULD HAVE GOT PICTURES!
Yuuri: ...sigh. *dorky smile*
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[About the ask where you said that dipper blurted out "I'm pregnant" To bill and his immediate response is panic]
Does this mean that bill has impregnated someone??? Or the other way around??
Bill's never sired or sprouted any offspring, and has no intention of doing so!
Dipper was pulling a prank, and it worked very well - because Bill's been around the block enough to not dismiss the supposedly 'impossible'.
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why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes
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Loki: *storms into the compound*
Loki: Take me to your leader.
Tony: *unfazed* Steve, it’s for you.
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I'm not including a situation where someone might be injured because in that case I'm thinking the bed goes to them by default or they are nominated for it. anyone who wants to be chatty goes to join the living room floor gang.
What are your thoughts and headcanons? Do you have thoughts on how the boys tend to approach assigning beds in inns? Who do the chain choose to sleep near when camping and why? What are their dynamics like when settling down for the night and getting ready for the day?
In "Mirror Vs Open Closet Door: Fight!" by Gintrinsic (here) Four refers to the chain's decision on how to split up between inn rooms as the "Link-per-room ratio" which I find very funny. He, Sky, and Time also talk about their thought process behind why they do or don't want to sleep in a room with some of the others which I find fun and interesting.
So! If you have thoughts and want to share them! *gestures to the post!*
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Sam: You should apologize to him.
Dean: *sighs* Fine.
Dean, to Cas: I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you an idiot. I really thought you already knew.
Sam: *facepalms*
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i guess i can sorta understand it from a game design perspective, like it’s probably best to force players to get acquainted with persona fusion and acquisition, but it’s such bullshit that your starter persona sucks ass and doesn’t have a full skill table past like level fucking five. why put that bitch on all the marketing material, give it a dope as fuck design, make it really important to the theming of the game, and then all but force you to say good riddance like 2 hours in? that’s stupid? that’s stupid as fuck?
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fuck it, posting that one doodle i made for that ask from a few days back that i didn’t realize already had a stellar image in the ask
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