Dean: Alright, it’s been real.
Sam: Later.
Cas: Yeah, so real. And don’t be a stranger, dog.
Dean: …
Sam: …
Dean: Don’t ever say that again.
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Sam: Jack! You’re okay!
Dean: I’m not, but that’s cool, focus on him.
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Dean: Yes, I know I’m stubborn, obsessive, and crazy, but those are all traits of great hunters.
Sam: And serial killers!
Dean: Same difference.
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Dean and Cas: *kiss*
Jack: What are you doing??
Cas: You’ll learn when you’re older.
Dean: Go…look in another direction.
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Kid Sam: Dean! I need to feel something. Can you tell me something that’ll piss me off?
Teen Dean: The movie is always better than the book.
Kid Sam: Yep, that’ll do it.
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Sam: Alright, who broke the toaster?
Cas: It was Dean.
Jack: Yep. Dean did it.
Dean: …
Dean: You promised…
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Dean: It’s all happening and I need an adult and I need an adult and I need an adu--
Sam: Dean you are the adult.
Dean: …
Dean: Nooooooooo.
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Dean, to Sam: Dude, slow down a notch. You gotta take it smooth and slow with the ladies.
Dean: *puts an arm around Jo*
Jo: Too much.
Dean: *takes arm down* Okay.
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Crowley: If I'm being honest, Castiel, I feel like you don’t like me.
Cas: I’ve told you multiple times that I don’t.
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Dean: You see how I can’t scan myself? It’s ‘cause I’m priceless.
Sam: Or you’re not worth anything.
Dean: …
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Jack: Fun fact. Ever wonder why it’s called “The Iliad? Because Ilium was another name for Troy, and the -ad suffix was used to mean “The Story Of”. This means that, if you translate the title, The Iliad should actually be called “Troy Story”.
Cas: …I hate that.
Sam: You’ve got a friend in horse.
Dean: You do NOT have a friend in horse.
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Dean: You know, people treat me like God.
Sam: What? How?
Dean: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
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Charlie: Ahhhh. I need an adult!
Charlie: …wait.
Charlie: I AM an adult.
Charlie: …
Charlie: I NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT!
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Sam: You’re exhausting.
Dean: I know.
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Sam: Alright. So Dean’ll be bad cop, and Cas’ll be good cop.
Dean: Fine. I’m bad cop.
Team Free Will: *walk into the room with the demon*
Dean: *glares at demon* *opens mouth*
Cas: *slams table* WE HAVE ANSWERS AND WE WANT SOME QUESTIONS.
Sam: *facepalms*
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